>>24781997


If not for the fact that she jumped in, without a second thought, into an overlapping witch barrier that she had no hope of coming back from. Without being asked to. Without even considering what would happen if things went wrong, and they quite literally did.

For all your faults, for all your complaints and whining and wallowing in self-pity - Midori loved you enough that she, quite willingly and without pause, traded in her life for yours. Never mind the fact that she came back, although you're not yet sure how she did. You saw her die, saw her corpse cradled by Tiny Pete, the grievous wounds she'd suffered. Heard her last words whispered through bleeding lips, asking if you were safe.

...

Such a stupid girl, you think, as she smiles up at you from underneath the thick, comfortable blankets of her sickbed. You return her smile with a faint one of your own, and reach out to place a hand on hers.

Stupid girl.

"It depends," you murmur after a moment, breaking the brief silence between the both of you. "...Does your dream involve 'The Steamy Adventures of Miracle Melanie and Murder Marjorie' in America being translated in a timely manner?"

Midori's smile freezes momentarily at this, before her eyes slowly and quietly close. A quivering sigh escaping her lips.

"A-ahh...sempai, I, I think I'm still feeling a bit woozy from everything...I don't think I can answer your questions right now..." She says in an airy, breathy voice, as if mere moments from swooning.

How do you respond?

>>24782001
"Good to see you're alright. ...I was worried about you."

>>24782001

Smile and hold her hand.

"It's alright. Get some rest. I'll come see you later."

A kiss on the forehead before we leave should be appropriate.

>>24782001
The anime adaptation. The translation.

Please, Midori.

Please make it stop.

>>24782001
Too bad, I also wanted to ask whether you will want to drop by my new apartment and maybe even try out the Chair, but it can't be helped. Rest, then.

>>24782087

Drop by? Shes gonna stay with us.

>>24782001

"get some rest and don't worry about, your series has become quite popular, what with the anime adaptation and all..."

keep from teasing to much, girl needs some serious bed rest.

>>24781997

Tap Kharn-hat.
"Don't make me use this."

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>>24782001

"I'll hold you do that." Give her hand a squeeze "Just get some rest for now"

>>24782099
Don't blow errything in one go. Leave some ammunition for later teasing.

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>>24782062
That boat's sailed, docked at a foreign harbor, unloaded it's cargo, and come back home for another load.

"We're going to talk about this later. I'm not going to let you off so easily... But rest up. And thank you."

>>24782128

Not now, of course. We do it when we get her out of the sickbay.

"We're bringing you to your new apartment."

>>24782001
"I will use the hat if you don't answer all of my questions, that thing holds a mighty power that I do not quite understand. If I put it on I think it projects an aura that turns me into Kharn 2.0.

I'm just checking on you. I was worried. You feeling better? Do you need some more rest?"

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>>24781997
Put The Hat on her. Do it. You know you want to. Give in.

>>24782151

Test it on Mami first.

Midori is already Lewd. We might not leave the sickbay till lunch time.

I will laugh my ass off if Mami lifts Chiaki's skirt.

>>24782151
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>>24782192
I can imagine Mami trying on the hat, freezing for 2min, blushing like a tomato, taking it off and excusing herself before running off.

This still needs to happen.

>>24782192
>implying chiaki wearing it won't cause every girl in the officio to lust for her

>>24782001
Hmm, I'd been meaning to ask, did the link between our soul gems survive the Siberia arc and both soul gems' reconstructions? If so we could always send a bit of reassurance (or amusement) to her directly...

>>24782204

And then try it on Kyoko.

That one will not have any restraint. At all.

>>24782151
>>24782192
>>24782204

I'm against unleashing the hat of untold evil up on our friends.

but if it gets the most votes I'll resign to trying to fix the mess it will (probably) cause.

"I was just messing with you. I already told you it was fine, didn't I? How are you feeling. I was worried"

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>>24782151

You know what will happen

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>>24782245
Man, why is evil always synonymous with fun?

>>24782245

Not if we do it in private or something.

Say a house warming party?

>>24782259
WHY DOES MAMI HAVE A TAIL?

>>24782265

WHY DO YOU NOT

>>24782259
Hello, Noir here. Making your grimdark sad and deep, but not without warmth, and thus less grimdark.

>>24782265
Because she also has ears.

>>24782252
Mami will lose an eye?

>>24782001
Deadpan: You poor thing, get some rest. We'll talk about it when you're feeling better.

Then kiss on the forehead.

>>24782338
This. Then straiten up, put on our hat and leave the room. We do have a briefing to attend after all.

>>24782338
This is pretty good.

>>24782385

>put on our hat

You have no idea what you're doing or you know exactly what.

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>>24782385

We must have the hat

>>24782045 >>24782106 >>24782251

Her trying to get out of this talk about her creative pursuits aside, you're...well, you're glad she's doing alright, and you say so quietly while patting her hand. This gentleness coming from you must have surprised her quite a bit, what with her eyes snapping open and her cheeks reddening. An almost alarmed look taking hold of her features, one she tries to hide by pulling her bedcovers nearly up to her eyes.

"I...I was just kidding, sempai. I wasn't really feeling all that faint earlier." Midori sheepishly says after a while, seemingly having composed herself. "The...the nurse says I just need to stay under observation until tomorrow morning, so I'll be discharged by then." She smiles at this, but falters a bit. "Um, about the translation--"

You shake your head slightly. It's fine, you tell her. You did say you'd overlook it, back at the plane ride to Siberia. You were...just surprised about it having reached America, of all places.

"W-well, um. The publishing firm asked me if I was okay with them putting out official translated versions." Midori volunteers, worrying the hem of her bedcovers with fidgeting fingers. "It isn't just me, though. They're translating a lot of doujin series and bringing it over other countries. Mine was just one of the many." A pause in the lecture about porn comic intercontinental publishing, as she looks up at you. "...How did you find out about that, though, sempai?"

...You tell her that a friend told you about it. Nothing more than that.

You don't need to worry her about having strange dreams with sullen brown-haired girls who look like they need sleep badly. Not right now, anyway.

"Al...alright, sempai. If you say so." She nods. "U-um. I know it's really embarrassing for you, sempai. I really am sorry about it."

You shake your head again, letting yourself smile again this time. ...Twice in one morning. Strange.

[1/2]

>>24782518

You hesitate for just a brieef second, before you lean down to place a small kiss on Midori's forehead. the gesture, one you're not used to giving at all, seems to surprise her yet again, making her squeak and go completely red at the same time.

"S-sempai..." She murmurs at this, sounding horribly vulnerable and scared. You try to ignore this, and tell her to get some rest. You'll pick her up tomorrow when she's discharged and everything.

Midori could only nod in response, and you leave the room as quietly as you've entered it. Giving Midori a small wave as you do so, the Warmaster Cap still underneath your arm.

. . .

It's probably a good thing you took it off before meeting Midori.

You're not too sure what would've happened if you did.

Well, anyway. You need to get to Kyuubey's Office. Report in for the day and all that, see what kind of Warmastering's in store for you.

You hope it's not about paperwork.

You could do without it, thank you very much.

[]Proceed as you are to Kyuubey's Office.
[]Equip the Warmaster Cap. Look the part, at least for today. Maybe this morning was just a fluke.
[]Stuff the godforsaken thing in your inventory.

>>24782527
>[]Proceed as you are to Kyuubey's Office.

>>24782527
[X]Equip the Warmaster Cap.
Surely it was just people hearing about the blue rose thing, right?

>>24782527
[X] Equip the Warmaster Cap. Look the part, at least for today. Maybe this morning was just a fluke.

We need to cut a properly dashing figure.

>>24782527
>[]Equip the Warmaster Cap. Look the part, at least for today. Maybe this morning was just a fluke.
IT MUST BE WORN, IT HUNGERS FOR A SEAT

>>24782527
equip the hat, proceed to become the boss.

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>>24782527
[X] Equip WARMASTER CAP
[X] Proceed to Kyuubey's Office

What's the worst that can happen?

>>24782527
>[]Equip the Warmaster Cap. Look the part, at least for today. Maybe this morning was just a fluke.
It was probably a fluke.

>>24782527

>[]Equip the Warmaster Cap.

Look the part.

>>24782527
>Equip hat
>Go to Kyuubey
>Try not to molest too many magical girls on the way

>>24782527
[x] Proceed as you are.

Is the hat really that big a deal?

>>24782527
>[]Proceed as you are to Kyuubey's Office.

we're already dragging it with us, but since most people will probably vote otherwise, at least wait with putting in on until we reach his office.

>>24782001
"I'm not sure if you're dodging or not, but in either case, it's good to see you're alright."
Commence comforting hand pat.

>>24782527

[x] proceed as is

I get the feeling faust is staring.

>>24782527
>[]Equip
>[]Proceed
I'm dying to see Mami's reaction to this thing,even if she's immune to the Karn-field.

>>24782527
>[]Proceed as you are to Kyuubey's Office.

Businessmen.

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>>24782527
>You're not too sure what would've happened if you did.
Increased the age requirement of the Quest, that's what.

>>24782632
"So, how are your panties, on a scale of one to Niagra?"

>>24782527
[x]Proceed as we are to meet Qubes.

>>24782527
>[X] To coobie

We need to show him the hat's deleterious effects. by putting it on him

>>24782797
And that's how QBxMami became canon.

>>24782827
Well, at least I managed to turn my head before the spit take...

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>>24782827

Hey, QB has done it with everyone!

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>>24782537 >>24782538 >>24782556

...It's just a hat. That's all it is. A symbol of rank and office. Nothing but cloth and whatever the stiff brim is made out of. Maybe some shiny metal bits here and there. But it's just a hat, nothing more and nothing less. Whatever happened earlier, it was just a fluke and nothing more.

You briefly run a palm over your scalp to smooth out your hair, before equipping the Warmaster's Cap once more. Tugging down at the sides to ensure a firm fit. Yes, you were never really much for headgear, but you're Warmaster, now. Wearing this is probably in the rules about being a Warmaster, somewhere, and you'd like to appear to be a proper one, at least for now. Not because of any misplaced zeal on following the rules now that you're elevated to such a rank, of course - but because you just don't want to disappoint the one person who wanted you to be Warmaster. You didn't want to let the one person whose wish was for you to have authority over more than a thousand Magical Girls.

Disappointing Tomoe Mami has never been an option. Even if the number of times you've done so in the past is on the wrong side of hilarious.

You make your way back to the elevator without any other incident. ...The sick bay's medical staff doesn't seem to be affected by the hat any, which is somewhat of a relief. Of course, they could just be much too busy to take notice. Yes, that's the reason why they're not noticing you at the moment.

...Wait, why are you trying to make yourself feel better? You're supposed to be relieved that you're not getting attention. What the hell is wrong with you?

Before you could answer that, however, the elevator doors open just as you come to it - and after the medical staff pour out of it, you see no one else but the two people you've spent a bit of this morning talking to. None other than Eversors Miki Sayaka and Sakura Kyoko, both of them already transformed.

[1/2]

>>24783000

"Oh, hey, look who's here early!" Kyoko is the first to greet you, all smiles and energy, showing you just how much of a morning person she is. Sayaka seems to be surprised as well, blinking a few times, as if unable to believe what she's seeing. "Man, it's strange to see you in the office at this time, Murderface! We usually see you, like, three hours later or something!"

You mumble your morning greetings to the both of them as you step into the elevator, making you and the couple the only ones occupying the lift. Awkward elevator rides, nice. You turn to the floor buttons, and it's then that you notice that they're going up to the Incubator's Sanctum, just like you are.

"...Someetimes not at all, really," Sayaka says finally, and this time you're surprised to hear the same weary, tired loathing in her tone that you hear in yours whenever it's morning. "I guess that also explains why everyone was murmuring something about the Ninth finally having another Warmaster." A pause. "...Is that allowed, Matsuda? You're not ratified yet, aren't you? How come you're wearing that stupid hat?"

"Aw, she's pretty much warmaster now, isn't she? Murderface can do what she likes, she's the boss now. Right, Murderface?" You didn't need to turn around to see Kyoko's grin as she nudged you with an elbow.

How do you respond?

[]Yeah. I do what I like.
[]It's just a hat. Just seeing how it is.
[]Don't you feel anything...weird coming on?

>>24783005
[x] It's just a hat. And a gift.

>>24783005
[x] It's just a hat. Just seeing how it is.

>>24783005
>[]Yeah. I do what I like.
Ain't no lack of ceremony stopping me.

>>24783005

[x] its just a hat
[x] equip hat on kyoko.

>>24783005
[X]It's just a hat. Just seeing how it is.

"Sayaka, it's a hat, a rather nice hat but it's just a hat.

Besides, I may as well get used to wearing it given that I'm pretty much Warmaster, just need to finalize the paperwork.

And it's not stupid, it carries with it a mystical aura that I can not hope to truly understand."

>>24783005

>[]It's just a hat. Just seeing how it is.

we're in control, everything is fine!

>>24783057

Do itttttt.

>>24783005
[X]It's just a hat. Just seeing how it is.
[X]By the way, and this is completely incidental and unrelated to anything, but do you feel anything...weird coming on?

>>24783005
>[]It's just a hat. Just seeing how it is.

We will deny it's hold on us at every turn.

>>24783057
This is a terrible idea, and I support it.

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>>24783005

>[x]Yeah. I do what I like.

"You better get to memorising reward ceremonies because I am not going to be there."

>>24783026

Seconding this, though it'll probably end up with the Hat-on-Kyouko option. Get the Damage Control teams primed up!

>>24783057

I'm against putting it on someone else's head.

>>24783057
Image very much related >>24782132
I approve.

>>24783005
[x]"It's just a hat. One of you want to try it on?"

Betting it doesn't work on them since they're already in love with each other.

They have no eyes for other girls, no matter how magically sexy.

>>24783129
Kyouko only has eye for Sayaka.

>>24783130
That still won't stop Blueberry from trying to shank us for magically prompting her fiancee to sex her up in front of one of the few people whose guts she hates.

>>24783141
Just steal the hat back before it goes that far. Problem solved.

>>24783129
The MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS special revealed even Kyouko's not completely infallible in that regard.

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>>24783129
>>24783130
>>24783168

Its a one night stand hat.

Not an NTR hat.

>>24783156
Yeah, but the damage is already done. She hates us more, which as one of the best Eversors in the Officio, is not something Chiaki as a Warmaster needs.

Call me paranoid.

>>24783129
Well, perhaps, but the things they will do with each other still justify this action as quite awesome.

>>24783175
>Implying those two things never overlap

>>24783175
Why can't it be the NTR hat ? whyyyyy.

>>24783196
Because you picked up fetish that is generally frowned upon. So attempts to "share" it's "joys" with others are doomed to fail. Hopefully.

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>>24783234

Threesomes never work as well as they do in the hentai's.

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FINALLY! After several missed threads, finally I'm participating in one again!

For shame Anon, you guys know very well that there is only one way to deal with Pinky, which probably involves friendzoning Midori.

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>>24783196
If we had an NTR hat, we'd be saving it for Mami instead of wasting it on these two non-Mami characters.

[]Yeah. I do what I like.

>>24783258
Pinky didn't murder Midori immediately after figuring out where her feelings lay, and even said she'd beat her fair and square. Which is why the door has been opened to a threesome ship.

>>24783000
It's just a hat. Nothing out of the ordinary.

>>24783057

If its gonna work, its gonna work on the one with the least inhibitions.

>>24783281

So we need to time stop, say good morning and all that.

>>24783005
Combine the three: It's just a hat and I felt like wearing it. You'd think it was some kind of aphrodisiac with how people have been acting.

>>24783258
We need to put the hat on pinky

That will sort her out

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>>24783281
>>24783304

>"Don't worry, I didn't do anything to her," The pink-haired girl suddenly snaps at you, and you realize that you'd been staring at Midori for far too long. "I'm not that kind of person, Homura-chan. Sure, I'd pull apart anyone who wanted to steal you from me, but she helped me, too. So I'm going to fight fair with her, at least where you're concerned."

Pinky is going to try to get Midori killed in the physical world and then she will have a big speech about "You can't save anyone Homura-chan. I am going to destroy everything you love until you realise that the only person you should love. Is me"

>>24783336
Pretty sure that may start a freight train towards a bad end.

>>24783345

Sex her up then.

Or timestop and pull Midori in as well.

>>24783351
Or bullet train to the best end ( also probably a bad end )

>>24783351
Put the hat on her in a crowded room then run for it. She'll find a new girl to fixate on and the problem will be solved. We can stay friends with her though, and one day we'll look back on these days and laugh. Maybe.

>>24783389
Or she stops being coy about it and just full on rapes Chiaki.

Either way the problem will be solved

>>24783389

But why?

Watermelon End is a good goal.

Put the hat on QB. Hilarity ensues

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>>24783057

You shrug at this. You tell them that it's really just a hat, nothing more. You're just seeing how it's like to wear it. If it's against the rules somehow, you'll stop wearing it, but no one's reported you so far, so you're just going to coast along and see where it takes you. ...Not that you're expecting it to take you anywhere, it's just a goddamn hat, after all. Just. A normal. Fucking. Hat.

"Alright, alright. Christ. Calm down." Sayaka snaps, but her heart's not really in it. "...I'll say, though, and don't take this the wrong way, but you pull it off better than Kharn did. Fits you better. Although, it'd probably look a whole lot better if you took care of your hair length, because that's just really unreasonable long..."

This time, you turned around. ...Did she just give you a compliment?

"I-I told you not to take it the wrong way, didn't I? Fuck's sake, Matsuda, can't you listen for a--" Blueberry snaps again, this time with more vigor, and just a bit of red tingeing her cheeks. She cuts herself off before she can continue, though, seemingly remembering that Kyoko's in the elevator with you. "...Sorry." She finally says, letting her breath out in a hiss. "Not really fond of...mornings."

"Yeah, she's not fond of them at all," Kyoko grins, looping an arm around Mickey Blueberry's waist. "So she's gonna be a bit bitchier, Murderface, until she's had her coffee milkshake or somethin', that kinda coffee you order from that posh coffee place downstairs. After a couple of those, she's only gonna worry at your neck instead of biting your head off right through."

"Shut up. I just like good coffee." Sayaka grumbles, seemingly trying to push Kyoko off but not exactly. As far as you can tell, it's just that she's only trying to make it look like it.

[1/2]

Weren't we trying to be professional now?

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>>24783466

Couples, you murmur underneath your breath. You make to turn back around as the elevator ride continues - but you stop as a sudden idea hits you. You pull off the Warmaster Cap with one hand, and then hold it out to Kyoko. She blinks her one good eye at you, then at the hat, and then back to you again.

"Eh? What's up, Murderface? Yeah, I know, it's a pretty cool hat."

Yeah. You want to see how she looks like wearing it.

"Huh? what for?"

...Science.

Sayaka narrows her eyes at you for a second, as if trying to figure out just what exactly you're planning, but she seems to capitulate, shrugging. "...Yeah, you know what? I'd like to see how you look like with it, too. Red and black's pretty stylish."

"Ehh. But...well, I dunno," Kyoko seems to hesitate here. "It doesn't feel right. Only Warmasters are supposed to wear it, right? Kinda wrong for me to try it on like I'm gonna buy it or something."

She doesn't need to worry, you tell her. You're here, and you allow it. Sayaka allows it.

"Eh. Well. If you say so." The Eversor takes the hat with one hand, and then reaching up with the other to pull off her ribbon. Her long red hair, now free, cascades down her back in scarlet ripples, easily longer than yours. "Gah, now I gotta tie it back again later, that's such a drag..."

"I'll help you with that," Sayaka urges her on, suddenly as eager as you are. "Just put the damn thing on already!"

"Okay, okay! Jeez, what's gotten into you both..." There's a moment as she fumbles with the hat, before managing to finally put it on.

There's a full second of motionless silence before you have to avert your eyes at the sight of two Eversors doing something at the corner of the elevator that should really be done behind closed doors. Or at least, somewhere private.

"S-Sayaka...! W-what's going on--mmph!" Kyoko barely manages to gasp, before her blue-haired life partner attacks her again.

[2/3]

>>24783478

...Jesus. Sorry, Kyoko. You didn't mean to do that.

[]Spend the rest of the elevator ride in awkward, uncomfortable silence.
[]Snatch the hat off before more damage is done.
[]Take a picture.

>>24783483
[x] Be awkward.

MAXIMUM HOMURA

>>24783483

[x] Take a picture.

Now that we're a bit more Homura, we can be a bit more of a troll too.

>>24783483
[x]Snatch the hat off before more damage is done.
Science successful. Hat is possessed.

>>24783483
>[x]Take a picture.
>[x]Snatch the hat off before more damage is done.

In that order.

>>24783483

>[]Snatch the hat off before more damage is done.
>[]Take a picture.

>>24783483

[]Snatch the hat off before more damage is done.
[X] Spend the rest of the elevator ride in awkward, uncomfortable silence.

>>24783478
>>24783141

Fucking called it.

>>24783483

>[]Snatch the hat off before more damage is done.

I knew this would happen.

>>24783483
>[]Take a picture.

>>24783483
Take a picture

Then send a copy to Sayaka and Kyouko's phones and wait the rest of the ride in silence

>>24783478
Huh. Theories suggested Kyoko was supposed to be the one attacking, not Sayaka. Clearly, we must investigate this further.

>>24783517
>Fucking called it.
Sayaka allowed it, and Kyoko too, how can the beautiful blue girl be mad at us ?
They are touching each other all the time anyway

>>24783483

>[]Snatch the hat off before more damage is done.

Snatch Hat. Apologize. "Hypothesis continues to be supported by evidence."

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>>24783483

>[x]Spend the rest of the elevator ride in awkward, uncomfortable silence.

>>24783483
>[]Take a picture.
>[]Snatch the hat off before more damage is done.
Evidence inconclusive, further testing required with different samples.

>>24783466
>>24783478
I think the most telling part of the hats power is it made Sayaka tsundere instead of outright bitch at Chiaki

That is a lot of power

>>24783560
whose bra is that ?

>>24783543
Hmm. It appars that in addition to the first observed effect of makign the wearer hornier and less inhibited, it also causes the wearer to become exponentially more attractive to other people, to the point where people already close and/or attracted lose inhibitions with regard to public affection.

Basically, it makes the wearer scream sexy and actually want that sex too.

>>24783483

>[]Spend the rest of the elevator ride in awkward, uncomfortable silence.

Then

>[] Snatch off hat before the lift door opens.

>>24783483
[]Spend the rest of the elevator ride in awkward, uncomfortable silence.

But warn them when we're close.
Sayaka will kill us if we cut her Kyouko-funtimes short.

>>24783504

Oh, I've got a better idea.

[x] Take Picture
[x] Remove Hat

"Sorry, there's something wrong with this hat and I needed some proof. I may need to ask Kyubey to have it replaced."

>>24783554
This

>>24783483
Again, all three. MAXIMUM HOMU

>>24783554
Backing this

>>24783591
This. Also?
[x] Stop time.
[x] Put hat on Pinky

>>24783580

Now reimagine that scene downstairs.

Of hundreds of salerymen and women thinking of gang raping Chiaki

>>24783640

Do we need to?

She wants Chiaki, already.

>>24783641
well that's a disturbing though

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Oh shit I managed to catch one running.

Decu I made you something. I hope you know http://textsfromwalpurgisnight.tumblr.com/

We should try scratching the metal parts, see if there is a glint of gold underneath the paint. This thing is a weapon.

>>24783546
I'm only half-right, the shanking part I cannot be sure of.

>>24783478
take that hat.

>>24783483
Snatch the hat off...
Then put it on Sayaka

We require further testing of this hypothesis before we go making any assumptions

>>24783483
[x]Uncomfortable silence. We no longer have the hat, and we're too spaghetti to snatch it out of someone's makeout session.

>>24783580
>It appears that in addition to the first observed effect of making the wearer hornier and less inhibited, it also causes the wearer to become exponentially more attractive to other people, to the point where people already close and/or attracted lose inhibitions with regard to public affection.
Right. Now imagine the consequences of putting the hat on in the same room as recovered Midori.
Wait, scratch that. Don't imagine it. Make. It. Happen.

>>24783888
After we show her our new apartment, if ever.

>>24783888
"And I will leave my hat on"

*Stare*

>>24783923
Should we have Midori stay with us? Does she even have a place to stay, since she's been tagging along with us or in hospital ever since we hired her.

I mean it's not like we're using the bedroom when we've got our chair.

She can be our live-in assistant/secretary/wife.

>>24783927
Someone get on this.

>>24783942
I don't think she has a home. I'm surprised we don't have a spare room in our appartment.

>>24783948
Her parents are still alive, and part of her pay goes to them to help the family restaurant.

>>24783948
She assumedly has a home given she has living family.

Even if she moved out and just went back to help out with their store she probably has her own quarters somewhere with Coobie.

Not that it will stop us from changing that if we want

>>24783942
>>24783948

Sorry, when I mean "our", I mean that it isn't just Chiaki who will be staying.

Should've used "their" instead, my bad.

We have to be careful about rumors though, especially the possible ramifications. Whatever they may be.

>>24783959
>>24783965

I get the impression she hasn't lived at home since becoming a magic girl, is what I mean. Probably against the rules or something.

>>24783979
I don't see why it would be against the rules but she may well have moved out since she was doing dodgy work and writing / drawing a porn series.

And I don't care who you are doing that shit under your parents roof would just be too awkward

>>24783979
>>24784009

Or, you know, being a Magical Girl and all. It's not exactly a "clean" job.

>>24784009
Given the jobs she seemed to have been dumped with, I think she'd have probably been moved to some shithole apartment to keep her family at a distance from the horribly shady shit she'd been forced to do.

Given that her flashbacks in the witch-barrier ramen shop seemed to be a bit more retrospective than someone who'd been living there less than a week ago, I get the feeling it's been a while since she was home.

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>>24783554

You step forward and all but tear off the hat from Kyoko's head before the scene could get any more compromising. While you still don't exactly care for Sayaka - and the feeling is indeed mutual, even if you've come to an agreement of sorts earlier - you do care what happens to Kyoko, and other people seeing her playing tongue hockey with Blueberry isn't something she needs at the moment.

...Even without the hat, Sayaka is still on the offensive. It's only after a few more moments - a few more floors - that she seems to finally come to her senses, disengaging from a tearful, weak-kneed Kyoko who looked as if she'd been the unfortunate victim of something dreadful involving faceless men and rampant mosaics. She seems to be winded, even, trying to catch her breath while Sayaka isn't even breathing hard.

"I...S-sorry, Kyoko, I..." the blue-haired Eversor begins to stammer, as if only just now realizing what she'd done. Her own hair in disarray, and what appears to be lip gloss smeared all over her mouth."I...I saw you with the hat on, and I couldn't help myself, and--" It's then that she rounds on you just as you're putting the damnable headgear back onto yourself. "--You! What the hell did you do with that hat? That's some sort of prank, isn't it? You did something to it, right?"

...You didn't do a damn thing to the hat. You just got it from Kharn.

You are, however, pleased to report that the hypothesis continues to be supported by evidence.

"...What hypothesis? What evidence? The hell are you doing, Matsuda?!" Both Sayaka's hands come up to grab fistfuls of your collar - but she's suddenly pulled back by her own cape, right back into Kyoko's arms, which are then used to pin her to the wall of the elevator. She has a moment to squeak, before the red-haired Eversor's retaliation occurs.

"N-no, Kyoko, come on...! Matsuda's right there-mmph...!"

You pull out your smartphone and take a picture here. And another. And another.

[1/2]

>>24784139

At least being Warmaster doesn't seem like it'll be boring.

. . .

A bit more time later, you find yourself standing in the Incubator's Sanctum. The floor, wall and ceiling panels displaying what looks like a bird's eye view of an ocean, centered on what looks like some sort of oil drilling platform or something. You're not sure what it is, but it's a series of huge metal platforms interconnected to each other. Some sort of above-sea military installation?

Kyuubey is there, sitting on his chair as usual. Mami, in her office lady trappings - looking quite the part of a very rich CEO's secretary - stands beside the mutant cat's desk, three envelopes in her hands.

"Ah, Matsuda. Miki. Sakura. Very nice of you to finally come." You cough discreetly at this, and both Sayaka and Kyoko shoot you a look, miffed and embarrassed, respectively. "While I'm pleased that Matsuda is making an effort to show up on time, I'll have to remind you both, Miki, Sakura, that as my two top Eversors, you have an image to uphold. Please, no more public displays of affection in the office premises. I will have to dock your pay if I'm informed of this again."

Both Sayaka and Kyoko look at each other, before nodding at Kyuubey. "Y-yes, sir."

"Good. Now, Matsuda." Kyuubey turns toward you, and you feel those unnerving crimson eyes looking you up and down. Focusing on the hat on your head before moving somewhere else. "As Warmaster, you're now permanently on the active roster. This means, of course, that you will be required to take a certain number of missions every month, but you can also delegate these missions to other squads of your choosing. Some missions will be for you alone, and I will make sure that these are brought to your attention." He pauses after a moment. "This also means that you will have access to our stock of Grief Seeds. You can requisition up to three per mission. Any additional ones will have to be approved."

[2/3]

>>24784144

You nod at this. At least you won't have to work for them anymore, so that's okay.

"Excellent. Now, before we begin, is there anything you'd like to ask at this point in time?" Kyuubey tilts its head slightly, looking at you.

What do you ask?

>>24784036
Given jyuubey's general treatment of her I think she would have moved herself out to avoid the repercussions to her family.

The little shit seemed happy enough to toss her to the wolves and only started caring once she turned up alive and on another incubators payroll

Also the flashbacks may have just been to before she was a magical girl because that was both relevant ( her seeing Malal ) and a memory of a safer time which was something that the ramen shop seemed to be made for

We have no real information on whether she continued to help out there in her time off from being a magical girl and manga creator

>>24784139
>something dreadful involving faceless men and rampant mosaics

Please Decu I just ate I'm too full to laugh.

>>24784152

point out that the two Eversors display was largely our fault.

and that we'll take responsibility for this one incident.

>>24784139
>>24784144
>>24784152

Lets be blunt:

"Does our abundance of Grief-Seeds have something to do with the thing chained up in Kamchatka?"

>>24784152
"Compulsory missions aside, I presume we're going to be continuing this investigation of the golden weapon business in the meantime?"

>>24784211
Do it. Let's call out the mutant cat on his schemes.

>>24784211
Change it to 'that thing in Kamchatka?' since chained up might be a bit too much information for the Eversors in the room.

>>24784188
Yes, this one. I like it.

Did we ever give that skull thing from Malal to the Culexus?

I think we should get on that.

And the whole Prophet thing.

Given both of these are a bit down the road.

>>24784188
This. Also add in the effects of wearing said hat and the topic of our Aide(s).

>>24784152
Request that blueberry and her partner become our official aides, between them we have a very good support team and advisors for almost any situation a warmaster could find themselves in

Also ask about the happenings in the officio since we went to Siberia, if we are to be the warmaster we should act like one and know the current state of our charge

>>24784185
>rampant mosaics
Still confused by this part. Shine a light?

>>24784234

read any censored hentai lately?

>>24784234
Japanese porn censoring.

>>24784234
It's a reference to censorship in porn.

>>24784152
Request a brief overview of major events that happened during our stay in Siberia.
When is our official Warmaster ratification going to occur?

>>24784234
>>24784240
>>24784246
>>24784248

My little anon can't be this pure.

>>24784224
>>24784223
>>24784211

I think the topic at all is on the Down low until QB explicitly approves it.

>>24784152
We should ask about that thing in Kamchatka, definitely, but it might not be a bad idea to bring up the Prophet right away, too.

>>24784152
I have heard certain rumors from a trusted source about a Prophet working against our Officio. Any comments or info?

>>24784211
>>24784223
>>24784224
No, let's do it when we're alone with QB. That thing is supposed to be classified, and not even we were supposed to have access to it.

>>24784262

The thing in Kamchatka is classified though. Kharn wasn't willing to discuss it with the Warmaster in training, so that's definitely above Kyouko and Sayaka, maybe even Mami. We should mention wanting to talk about it though.

Definitely bring the Prophet though. Oh, and about those VIPs that Kyouko mentioned a few threads back.

>>24784259
>>24784280
Alright, but when we're safe away from QB's ears I'll vote for telling the others.

>>24784258
Not used to it being called mosaic. Like I said, I got the faceless men bit.

If anything, I'm more used to small, unobtrusive black or white lines.

>>24784152
>>24784152

"I would like you to investigate Jyubey`s Interest in Midori Hanegawa and Mami Tomoe. With Midori`s help I managed to identify that the girl I killed in Mami-sans apartment way back was one of Jyubey`s Girls. Yuuri Asuka. Another one, Wakaba Mirai, who was sent to retrieve Midori was killed by me and Kharn in Sibiri and I find it hard to believe that there is connection between those two things."

>>24784294
>safe away from QB's ears
>Implying he can't listen in via soulgem

He caught the elevator shenanigans, after all.

>>24784294
And I'll vote against it. I don't see any good coming from telling them about Walpurgisnacht.

>>24784309
*no

I derped.

>>24784317
Agreed, I don't think they need to know something like that. It's a huge Officio secret for a reason.

>>24784152

Can I optain a compete list of all magical girls listed for active duty in this offico?

Also "do I get an office?"

>>24784317
>>24784331
I have a feeling that they'll find out sooner or later, all these goings on are connected somehow.

Ask Kyuubey about the secrets in the Siberia base.

>>24784313
That can be explained by security cameras. Or the two of them didn't stop before the ride was over.

Actually, the image of elevator opening with Warmaster Chiaki at the door and Red&Blue vigorously making out in the background would sure be sight to see.

Drawfags, pls?

>>24784352
>Also "do I get an office?"
Mami mentioned that one beforehand, IIRC.

>>24784377
Notyet

>>24784331

Actually I think they should know about some things ASAP.

Mainly:

- Pinky is probably our fault and we will need to deal with her, one way or another. We should only reveal it though, if we think we have better chances of dealing with her with their help. Also, Pinky`s true name is Kaname Madoka. Ask Kyubey why he lied.

- Jyubey can use his girls as suicide bombers. We killed one of the Saints and there is a fat chance that there is some shit brewing and the rest of the Saints will come after us.

- Jyubes uncanny Interest in Midori

- The dead Meguca/Witch in Mami`s Aparment.

- Talk to Midori about stuff that happened in the Barrier. We need Chiaki to be on the same level of knowledge about the things that happened in the barrier as Midori. Without that we cannot enter the "Help Pinky"-Route.

So by the evidence we've collected, Sayaka was completely under the hat's control.

Strangely enough, Kyoko was NOT affected. I can attribute her attacking Sayaka as due to being turned on after Blueberry put the moves on her.

God Damn, this is a mind control hat and seems to appears that only culexus and those who can do the soul gem communication thingie are immune to it, since this appears to be the only real quality that separates Kyoko from other magical girls. This means the hat will also not work on QB.

Furthermore if we extrapolate to the max with the added side info we obtained from the Christmas Special and Kharn's side story and that Malal made this hat... theres a possibility we might have Culexus soul hiding in that damn thing.

>>24784405
Jyubey is only interested in Midori because of the profit her manga/anime is turning

>>24784405
All of this when the opportunity presents itself.

Maybe a house warming party so that we can tell everyone at once?

>>24784405
Pinky didn't lie about Madoka, in this universe she was Kaneda Madoka and became Malal.

So the name Kaname Madoka probably meant absolutely nothing since at the most it was some completely unrelated girl or at worst he suspected some connection between her and Faust

>>24784405
These, I do agree with. I just don't think we need to start spilling Waluigi's existence to everybody we know.

>>24784405
>Ask Kyubey why he lied.
Except he didn't.
He didn't know Faust's real name; how could he, when he and his kind are timeline-limited.

>>24784415
The fact that Kyouko can pulse probably means she is borderline Culexus.
Which does explain why she was unaffected by the hat as was Malal

>>24784211

Vote for this, but lets do it in alone with QB

>>24784453
Culexus are the most pure magic girls.

>>24784453
This makes a hell of a lot of sense.

>>24784468

>looks at Yuma's hug pillow.

>>24784486
Oh yeah. Well there goes that idea.

>>24784453

Exactly what I'm getting at.

If we can test it out when we meet Yuma, we can confirm this theory.

>>24784468
Unfortunately, probably true, given that they can't engage non-Culexus lichbians for sexytimes

>>24784486
>>24784505
But what if she genuinely thinks it's just for hugging when you feel lonely?

>>24784516

She can have tortoise sexy times.

>>24784529
>tortoise sexy times
I...what?

No, boner, go away. Nobody called for you, and you're just going to end up horribly confused.

>>24784522
From the christmas special
>"The cake shop's a floor up, while the Women's Underwear section is on this floor. Want me to buy the cake for you while you pick out what kind of garnish you'll be having for dessert later?"

I dunno...

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>>24784543

>>24784211
we should wait until we are alone before we ask kubey about that.

we should however, ask about our current relationship with with the 8th and 10th officios

>>24784552

I need a sauce for this.

Like right now.

>>24784453
But building on that train of thought Mami resisted the effects as well, as did Murderface

Now there is a decent case for Murderface resisting the effects since she was basically nothing but a seething ball of hatred with a fixation on Mami but the pancake goddess herself must have had something up her sleeve to resist the effects

>>24784552
What the hell?

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>>24784566
Sorry, saved it from a thread on /a/ ages ago that was full of stuff like that. No idea where it's from.

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And done.

>>24784486
>implying that having a waifu is impure
>implying you would ever have lewd thoughts about youre waifu
>implying you would ever NTR youre waifu with some 3DPD slut

>>24784601

smashing.

>>24784556
It may also be prudent to ask about how QB's Officio stands with the rest. While Jyubey was probably exaggerating about how hated he was, it may not be complete bullshit; QB seems to be a bit of a maverick, as far as incubators go.

>>24784572

Murderface wanted Mami

Mami was already dating some unspecified male when she entered the Witches' realm to save Chiaki.

It appears that having an individual that you hold affection for helps focus the person and keep them on the ground.

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>>24784601
Stupid sexy Kyouko.

>>24784601

There's still this though:
>>24784378

>>24784601

Is your power back on?

>>24784600
Useless!

>>24784612
>QB seems to be a bit of a maverick, as far as incubators go.
See, the funny thing is that QB said that Jyubey was considered a bit of a rogue among the Incubators.
And the fact that nothing happened to the Third, even though he went completely native and abandoned the Puella energy farming operation, really brings into question just what the Incubators are here for.

>>24784626

Yep. First thing that greeted me when the power came back on was: "Hat, you gotta draw this!" so I started work on it as quickly as possible.

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>>24784601

>>24784605
>3DPD
Dare I ask?

>>24784646
Perhapse they are both rogues, but in different ways.

>>24784659
3d pig disgusting. /a/ speak for real women.

>>24784673
>Implying pigs aren't incredibly sexy
>Implying you wouldn't love to be dominated by a wild boar

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>>24784686

Faithful tepig

>>24784648
I'm glad that you didn't just reply with a "no" to my message then

>>24784686
Dear /d/,
I know we are usually on good terms with each other, but you are on your own with this one.

Sincerly,
/tg/.

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>>24784152

>>24784716
This guy gets it.

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>>24784747

You are doing god's work.

>>24784566
google it=instant sauce, no water needed

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>>24784716

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>>24784747

>>24784763
Believe it or not google is actually really bad with finding a single panel of a page and giving you the name as a result

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Somehow we have to get in a situation where Kyouko wears a shark suit. Who is with me?

>>24784840
You have my sword.

>>24784840
>>24784847
And my axe.

>>24784840
and my bow

>>24784840

That's adorable, but you're not getting my hat.

>>24784840
Only if it's a shark suit with a dildo.

>>24784840
They will find my body in a few days, hands clutched to my chest with this picture open nearby

That's how goddamn cute this picture is

>>24784877
Do sharks have penises?

I know dolphins do, but sharks are actual fish and thus breed fucking weirdly.

>>24784892
Yes they do, some breeds even have two penises

>>24784892
Sharks practice internal fertilization. The posterior part of a male shark's pelvic fins are modified into a pair of intromittent organs called claspers, analogous to a mammalian penis, of which one is used to deliver sperm into the female

Wikipedia, but good enough for me.

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>>24784892

It has double penis.

>>24784892
Yes.

Though some species of sharks don't need sex to give birth.

>>24784892
>>24784908
>>24784911
>>24784918
>>24784919

/tg/ - Shark genetalia experts

>>24784919
So shark lesbians can IPS?

[x] Timestop
-[x] Makeout with Pinkie
--[x] Resume time.

>>24784892
You have not truly lived until you have touched a great white shark's penis (one that is freely swimming, of course)

>>24784946

Blue whale penis are where its at.

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>>24784932
this thread really is going places...

>>24784932
Actually /tg/ are genitalia experts in general.

We can, will and do discuss penises of all types, shapes and forms with equal authority

>>24785003
Experts on genitals and how many spiders can fit inside them.

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>>24784977
indeed

>>24785022
the fact that this is true

Never Change /tg/ never chagne

>>24785003
and /tg/ is the right board for it, since I never see any interesting animal penis discussions on /an/

>>24785027
Oh god this was made with 4chan in mind. Where is it from?

>>24785099

Daily Lives of Highschool Boys

>>24785108
Good summary of 4chan in general, really.

>>24785108
Danke. Looks awesome.

>>24785133
It's amazing.

Decu please re-rail this thread.

>>24785165
He's gone to fap to a documentary on shark reproduction.

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>>24784946
I don't believe that

>>24785196

Blu Rays and DVDs of what, homura?

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>>24784211 >>24784259 >>24784188

You think for a second, before shaking your head. You have questions of your own, yes, but nothing that can't wait until later. Just some things about Siberia that you'd like clarified, but you'll just wait until there's a more convenient time to.

"...Yes. I understand. Perhaps later." Kyuubey nods, seemingly getting what you meant. At least, he looked like he did, despite his feline countenance not really changing at all.

You'd also like to inform him that the...display involving Miki Sayaka and Sakura Kyoko was your fault, so you'll be taking responsibility for this particular instance.

"Well. This is another surprise." The Incubator blinks, turning to look at Mami, who simply smiles and covers her mouth with the envelopes. "Punctuality and accountability in the same day. I admit, I was waiting for you to turn your promotion into an international diplomatic disaster, Matsuda, but I'm impressed so far." He swivels his gaze towards Sayaka and Kyoko. "Your Warmaster has decided to excuse you this one time, and I thus retract my warning. Just please, try to behave when you're at work."

Kyoko seems to be relieved at this, while Sayaka seems to be internally struggling whether to be grateful or angry.

"Right. Now that's all settled. Tomoe Mami, please give the Warmaster this week's mission lineup." Kyuubey's chair swivels around to face the giant screens at the far end of the room, and Mami steps forward to give you the envelopes she'd been holding earlier. All three of them are standard Officio dossier envelopes - the sort secured closed with looped string. As you receive the envelopes, your fingers touch for the briefest moment - and it's then that Mami leans close to you, close enough that you can smell the honey-scent of her hair, the milk-scent of her skin...

"...You look very dashing with the hat on, Chiaki-san."

She whispers this into your ear, her warm silken breath tickling your earlobe.

[1/2]

>>24785281

You're not given to displays of embarrassment at all, but you're sure that your cheeks are burning red at the moment. It...it feels like you've tied the ribbon securing your collar together a bit too tightly at that.

Mami leans back and winks at you, as if she'd done nothing out of the ordinary, before walking smoothly back to Kyuubey's side. You...couldn't help but notice how the back of her pencil skirt shifted interestingly as she returned to her place beside the Incubator's desk.

"Three missions for this week, Matsuda." Kyuubey's chair swivels again, this time to face you. "Two of them you can delegate to any active squad in any rank, one of them you'll have to carry out yourself. One in particular is an off-shore assignment, but the projected operation time is a day at the most, and six hours at the minimum."

Huh. Well. That's interesting.

Can you open and read them before you pick, anyway?

"Of course. Go ahead."

You do so, and you read through each of them in turn.

First Envelope: Smash and Grab. Off-shore. A small kill-team of three Magical Girls is to be sent into a remote over-sea laboratory and research facility near Singapore. The client wishes that certain items from the facility be retrieved. Leaving the facility intact is not required.

Second Envelope: Escort Mission. One of the most popular idols currently in circulation today, Kirishima Ruri, requires a Magical Girl escort for her weekend concert in Mitakihara. No danger seems imminent, but she is specifically asking to 'have a good time' with the Warmaster of the Ninth.

Third Envelope: Search and Recover. An important client's daughter has been missing, suspected kidnapped. He's requesting that she be found as soon as possible. Last sighting was in Mitakihara Mall, three weeks ago.

"Well? Which one do you undertake, and which do you delegate to the squads of your choosing?"

How do you respond?

>>24785298
Not sure if I'm just being paranoid but that second envelope could be a trap

>>24785298
>[x] Second Envelope

This seems to be asking specifically for us, so I'm not sure we should leave it to other people. On the other hand, it could be some famous girl trying to get a magical booty call, and we don't need more idol trouble.

Third envelope should probably be left to Callidus, first we could probably send a small, skilled Eversor squad and get good results.

>>24785281
>As you receive the envelopes, your fingers touch for the briefest moment - and it's then that Mami leans close to you, close enough that you can smell the honey-scent of her hair, the milk-scent of her skin...

>"...You look very dashing with the hat on, Chiaki-san."

We're keeping the hat.

On-topic, the missions seem interesting and I'm having a hard time choosing..

>>24785298

Details.

WHAT ITEMS.

WHO was kidnapped?

If said Item is a weapon of some sort, that assignment is for us.

>>24785298
"Sayaka, Kyoko and I will under take the first mission."
"As for the second, since I have been personally asked for, it would be rude not to."
"The third mission shall be delegated to a retrieval expert squad."

>>24785298
tempting to pick the second option

The first seems too suited to what we want to do so it will probably be a trap and the third would be a pain because investigation work sucks

The second is just asking for trouble though I get the feeling it is a setup from the saints

I would say delegate the third mission to the most discreet squad we have, the first should probably be given over to any stealth specialists, leaving a wreck where a facility was seems too much of a flag and take the second job but keep wide eyes during it

>>24785298
First we need a roster of active duty girls and their specialties.

I'd say offer kyoko and sayaka first dibs on mission 1, Grab a tracking specialist or two for mission 3, midori and ourselves for mission 2 with Tiny Pete backup if necessary

>>24785298

If said item is 'golden' in description, we cannot leave that to other magical girls.

Need further details.

>>24785340
This

>>24785340
I can back going on the first mission with Sayaka and Kyoko, might as well see how we work together.

However I want nothing more to do with any idols anymore. Unless it's us killing Iori

And I can back the third

This is a hard one.

First would be fun, but it could be left to anyone.

Second asks for us specifically, so it would be rude to say no, but another idol? Do we really want that?

Third would be good to do in person if it's an important client, but neither ourselves or our friends are the invetigative type.

I don't know /tg/. I don't know.

>>24785298

First envelope is go.

No to the second. We're Warmaster, not some call-girl floozy.

No to the third. Various other girls better suited to this task.

>>24785340
>"Sayaka, Kyoko and I will under take the first mission."
>"As for the second, since I have been personally asked for, it would be rude not to."

We can only pick one.

Unless you're saying we should be delierately rude.

>>24785298
Take the Third Envelope. There's been enough idols in this story already.

On that train of thought, how are we going to get the currently obsessed idol of Chiaki's back?

>>24785298
>>24785281
>She whispers this into your ear, her warm silken breath tickling your earlobe
It's hard to not be NTR'ed by Mami.

>missions
Smash and Grab is pretty much what we're best at, but Kyoko or Sayaka would be good at it. Possibly good as a mission for some of the less-experienced Girls to tag-along; will need more intel before classifying this as easy or difficult.

Escort Mission; blah, but the principal IS asking for the Warmaster, though we're not really about having a good time.

Search and Rescue; Kyoko might be the best fit for this.

>>24785344
>>24785346
Basically a combo of this. Leave the first to our Eversors, take the second ourselves with Midori and the third for whoever.

Unless there is a glint of gold in the first..

>>24785369
Got to make a point.

FUCK IDOLS

not literally

>>24785329
Now, now. Let's not take advantage of our blonde-haired goddess. If she's going to throw herself on us, it'll be by her own volition.

Anyways:

>>24785322
This only with a mixed Eversor/ Vindicare squad backing up the Callidus in case things go south.

Also, we may need backup for the Second Envelope. The discreet type.