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Two days later, the team is assembled in front of the tank hangers. The bad news is that Black Jack is still blue- the good news is that the rest of the team is now painted so garishly that he really doesn't stand out anymore.

The Freshman girls had painted their M3 Lee bright pink, while the History buffs had painted theirs a mismash of bright red, gold, and blue and white along the sides, with slogan-filled flags flying from the top for good measure. The I-Go was a bit tamer, merely having power words written over it in bright white kanji. The biggest offender, though, was the 38(t). The Council had painted the entire tank in bright, chromed gold. It's actually difficult to look at directly in today's bright sunshine. The only tank that had managed to avoid a garish paintjob was Miho's Panzer IV.

Patricks spits out a wad of gum while he sits on the lip of his hatch. "Ok, this is bullcrap. I'm calling bullcrap." He says. "They manage to paint their tank gold. GOLD! And yet they couldn't repaint us olive drab?" He looks down at you as you make some last minute inspections. "How many times have you told her to repaint our tank?"

"Twice." You say, trying and failing to keep the anger in. "I've told her twice. I'm about to go tell her again."

"She's screwing with you, you know?" Rose says. "She could repaint this tank any time she wanted- she's seeing how much she can push you, how much she can get away with." You'd figured that out a day and a half ago, but you'd kept your tongue in check. It had gone on long enough.

>"Anzu! Why in the hell is my tank still blue?"
>"Anzu, can I have a word with you. In private."
>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"
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>>24817269
forgot your title

>"Anzu, can I have a word with you. In private."
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"

We couldn't avoid the rolling in style stage
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, can I have a word with you. In private."
"Anzu, do you want to win, or simply lose in the most garish color schemes possible?"
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"

Because it sure feels like it.
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>"Anzu, can I have a word with you. In private."
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>>24817286
[x] "Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"
Yeah let's just ditch for team AMERICA! asap.
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>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"

She really is a future crackshot. She knows where to hit us for maximum rage.
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, I eagerly await your explanation of why you were able to acquire enough red, gold and pink paint for 3 tanks but not olive drab."
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>>24817286
OP you really should post the archive links
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Black%20Jack

>Strip and repaint the tank ourselves
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, can I have a word with you. In private."
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR JAMMING MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR SMUG ASS THAT YOU CAN TASTE FUCKING LEATHER!
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"
"Seriously...You can't find olive drab but somehow found enough GOLD paint for your tank?!"
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>>24817286

>What the fuck, Anzu! HRGHNFLRGLR!
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>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"

Let's see how long it takes OP to respond
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>>24817286
"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"

Public shame works really well on asians, make her lose ALL THE FACE
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"
Time to take a stand.
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"

Enough of this crap. She pulls us in and then pushes us around? Hell with this.
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>>24817383
Let's see if OP ever lets us get this paint off
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>>24817417

The ride never ends.
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"
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So is it worth getting the T25/2?

I just elited my Hellcat, and looking at the stats, it seems like a downgrade on all fronts.

T28 prot doesn't seem much better, though I've been gunning for the T30 since it was a heavy.

Anyone actually used the turreted TDs in that section?
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>>24817286
Query: Does Black Jack have gun stabilizers?
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>>24817286
>Anzu. Dafaq. That is all.
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>>24817475
Nope
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We are the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure of Sensha-do. We must embrace our fabulous destiny.

>Pose from cupola.
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>>24817452
Yeah the 25/2 is just the gateway to Tier 8.
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>>24817452
T25/2 is fine. Has passable mobility, and a turret. The drawback is that it can't mount the 120 from the other T25. The other american TD line has armor as it's main draw. The line you're on has turrets and better speed.
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>>24817499
We should probably get the Westinghouse gyro then.
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>>24817508
No. Girls can make a mockery of their tanks, ours is a fucking heirloom. You wouldn't paint grandpa's immaculate bel aire neon green. You don't paint the tank that got our grandpa home safe anything but OD green.
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Ok, I have a proposal: If bitch-face doesn't unfuck the paint on Blackjack, all of the tanks are going to be OD green. We paint over their bullshit neon travesty and make them look like armored vehicles are supposed to.
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>>24817532
I'm on the T25 in the other line.
The 28 prot loses speed, and armor. Is the gun and turret worth it?
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, can I have a word with you. In private."
You managed to find fucking GOLD paint, and yet, we're still faggy carolina blue
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>>24817573
Can we bring up a vote of no confidence to get her kicked off of the student council?
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>>24817286
>"Anzu, you really don't want us on your team, do you?"
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>>24817573
Can we do this anyway
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Yeah, you've had about enough of this crap, and it just so happens Frau Presidente is walking the line of tanks, a proud smirk on her face.

"Anzu!" You call out, grabbing her attention while walking briskly towards her. "You know, I believe our agreement was that you repaint our tank or we take a hike." You get up close, using your height advantage to glare down at her. "It would seem that maybe you don't need us on your team afterall?"

She stops and, with the demeanor of a Texas highway cop being accused of being unfair, looks right back up at you. "About that- the company screwed up the order. Gave us gold paint instead of your Olive drab." She takes a bite of chip. "We sorted out the order and they said we could keep the gold."

Your eye twitches as you desperately attempt to stave off a rage aneurism and keep your composure. She wants you to rage, to scream and curse. She's not going to get from you.

She glances over at her tank. "How does it look? Pretty majestic, I think."

"When will the Olive drab arrive?" You say, with a clipped tone you've only ever used when describing the discomfort of getting your family jewels caught in your zipper.

"They said they'd rush it out to us, Monday?" She says, nonchalantly.

"Monday?" Your brain seeths with murderous intent.

She claps you on the shoulder. "Thanks for the understanding. We'll have Black Jack back to the boring old color by Wednesday!"

>She wants the rage. Give it to her.
>Stay cool. You'll have your revenge.
>Maybe she's telling the truth?
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>>24817593
even if we could, the fact of the matter is that we're MALE FOREIGN essentially ATHLETIC transfers, participating in what is traditionally a female sport in Japan. We'd have less than no pull
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>>24817555

Was Grandpa Army or USMC? if he was a devil dog, it wouldn't be heresy to use a 50's era marine camo scheme on it
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>>24817573
Paint over the gold sure. But let the other girls roll with style until we get too the serious matches.
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>>24817615
Naw man, no rage. She wants exactly that.
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>>24817615
>Stay cool. You'll have your revenge.
Don't give her the victory.
if possible, find a paint shell and splatter some color on that 38(t) in training
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>>24817615
Nope.

Yell for our crew.

"Pack it up. We're done here."
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>>24817638
This. Don't get mad, get even.
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>Maybe she's telling the truth?

It's too absurd to be made up.
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>>24817637
Or, alternatively, see what you can do about sneakily painting it all in red, white, and blue
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>>24817615
>"Receipt statements. Now."
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>>24817615
>Stay cool. You'll have your revenge.
The payback will be all the better
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>>24817615
Bull. Shit. No. Enough.

I mean, maybe do it in a polite way, but still... No. Just... No.
>>24817638
This. So much this. This just isn't worth it.
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>>24817638
Well, let's see where this goes
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>>24817615
>other: Mock
"Gold? Majestic? Looks like you're just going to lose. I thought you wanted to win, but it looks like you'd rather simply look good while losing."
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>>24817615
>She wants the rage. Give it to her.
"Look, fuck you, fuck the ship you go to school on, fuck dem shoes, fuck dem socks wit da bell on it, fuck yogay-ass fairy faggot writing system, fuck dat stupid monocle, fuck yo sailor suit uniforms, fuck yo skirts, fuck yo sweet potatoes, fuck Gackt, fuck Katsuyuki Konishi, fuck Aya Hirano. I'm from America. My president is black and my tank is GREEN nigga. Now get da fuck off my boat. And if I see you in the street I'm slappin' the shit outta ya."
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>>24817615
>She wants the rage. Give it to her.

and if not find ourselves some paint and fix it ourselves, she's clearly fucking with us at this point
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>>24817638
Also add in something like "Did you get an e-mail back from the Saunders rep yet?"
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>>24817615
>Stay cool. You'll have your revenge.
We and the boys (+Rose) will have to sneak in at one point and do that sissy floral pattern on her tank. Hopefully the night before a match
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>>24817615
"Alright, I am going to pack my bags. Please arrange a boat back for us. I am not playing your childish games any more little girl. You have broken our agreement, so my part is off"

Time to get our crew together and get the fuck out. Enough of her games.
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>>24817680
Tanks fall, everyone dies end
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>>24817648
This. Paint one big ass flag on it
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>>24817638
This. Getting someone else to pay for gas, ammo, and repairs is great but fuck if it's worth getting shat on by a hobbit girl.
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>>24817615
>WE don't need to stand for this shit. WE can take our tank and roll on back to America. WE are sick and tired of being fucked around with, and YOU need us more than we need you.
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>>24817615
[x] Stay cool. You'll have your revenge.
PAINT SHELLS GOGOGO
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>>24817577
You lose a lot of speed, but you gain a fuckton of armor. The gun isn't half bad either, pretty accurate, has nice pen values and decent ROF.

Problem is, you can't turn the turret a full 360 degrees. Your armor counts for almost nothing when you get into those tier 9 matches too. And you have an open-top. So, when arty sees you...well, you'll see.
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>>24817615
[x] "Pack it up, we,re done. Send a response to the Saunders rep saying we'll take them up on their offer."
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>>24817615

>Stay cool.

Is she really trying to test us, or is she just being a scatterbrained ditz? There doesn't seem to be a clear line with Anzu, ever.
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>>24817699

Is it worse than the Lee?
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>>24817615
>Stay cool. You'll have your revenge.

One word girl: Camo. You'll understand just what I'm talking about soon enough.
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>>24817615
>>Stay cool. You'll have your revenge.
Stay frosty, tanker. Peg 'er tank in the arse when we have the practice match.
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>>24817684
good thing Legio'd vito it instead of having misogynistic kids ruin everything for us.
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>>24817645
Bullshit. She is fucking with us. Even if she is not, she is still in violation of our agreement. Either way, our only recourse has been leaving.
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>>24817739
How do we leave? Who do we contact?
It's very nice to say you're leaving, but how are you doing it?
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>>24817718
...uhh, why compare it to a Lee?

Well, no. It's definitely better than the Lee. You'll have to get used to how slow it is though.
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>>24817758
It's not like we have to evacuate in ten hours. We won't be participating in any Senshado activities and will leave and the first available opportunity. Simple.
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>>24817712

Saunders made an offer for us? Or are we gonna throw ourselves at their front gates and hope they take us in?
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>>24817649
Agreed. For fuck's sake, can we resolve this already. Nobody wants to be rolling in style.

Pic related.
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>>24817615
>Wait until practise match starts, peg her tank in the engine compartment. Claim misfire.
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>>24817739
taking your ball (or tank in this case) and going home is much more of a bitchy move than cleverly getting back at her. Paint her tank, wreck her in practice, doesn't matter. She wants us to flip out

Or sic grandpa on her
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>>24817770
Because the Lee was the most unpleasant thing in WoT I ever had the displeasure to experience for 161 matches.

If It's more pleasant than the Lee, I'll keep going. Otherwise I'll just stay with my hellcat and free XP my way up the four other lines I'm going up.
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>>24817758
I'm sure shopping the crew and tank to others schools well within in our rights. One of them will love to have us without half the bs we're taking right now and send send off a ship to pick us up. If not... >>24817778 I can wait.
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>>24817778
Okay, and you're willing to accept the consequences of our original, American school suspending us or otherwise putting it on our record?
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>>24817784

Does Grandpa even know what has happened to his tank yet?
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>>24817758
Well, is refusing to participate in the matches and training and everything, until we can contact somebody and get off this boat, an option for that?

>>24817649
This is also acceptable for getting proof. If she tries to blow us off, I advise telling her that she's underestimating how much we care about this.

If she blows us off THEN, well, yeah, start seeing if you can find a way to leave.
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>>24817800
Knowing our luck he's the couch and doesn't give a fuck. Which will be all the more bullshit.
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>>24817739
You're assuming that because you want a reason to hate her. I know you have compensation issues but there's healthier ways to go about it than finding strawgirls to horribly hate.

>>24817800
He'd be distracted by Yuzu or the volleyball team.
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>>24817814
>Not knee deep in jap pussy
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>>24817800
He hasn't. I can tell because we're not dead.
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>>24817712
Say exactly this.
>>24817780
No, it's a bluff. But this particular specimen of The Lesser Twintailed Cunt (Cuntus Twintailus Minimus) doesn't know that.
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>>24817718
No, but Tier 7 is Tier 4 all over again anyway.
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>>24817803

We start finding a way to leave, and another school now. Then, that way, if she blows us off or acts like it's a joke, it's on her ass when she tries to call a bluff.
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>>24817822
My T29 was olev.
My T20 was terrible.
T25 has been generally positive.
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>>24817821
Ah, no, bluffing when you don't need to is bad. Either she bites on us leaving, or she doesn't. No need to complicate it further with a lie.
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>>24817829
I'm pretty sure we were a special case (Oorai's desperate, and will recruit boys). None of the other schools are desperate for new tankers. Sure, they'd take Black Jack, but not if we had to come with it. She'd call that bluff instantaneously.
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>>24817795
The Lee was where I got my 10 kills in one game from.

Then again, I got it only because I was the top tank then. I guess your mileage may vary.
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>>24817819

Shouldn't we call him up and tell him, then?
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>>24817848
admittedly, that's might be OOC knowledge
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>>24817848
This is true. But doesn't mean we shouldn't try shopping around and see who bites. I also agree with not using any of the other schools names in this. The bluff is us leaving. Where? She doesn't need to know.
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>>24817615

>Stay cool. You'll have your revenge.

REMOVE ANZU.

(ram-kill that motherfucker in the practice match. it is the only way to deal with pubscum)
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>>24817615
>>She wants the rage. Give it to her.

They need us, we don't need them. They can go fuck themselves.
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>>24817865
>not recognizing intentionally awful pseudo-Latin when you see it
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>>24817829

We'd really only fit in with Saunders. It'd be weird to see a Pershing on a Russian, Italian, or German-themed tank team.
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>>24817821

>Minimus
>"Smallest" (Sup) =/= "Lesser" (Comp)
>Cuntus Twintailus Minimus
>Lupa Bicrina Minor (Lit. Lesser Twin-Haired Whore)
>FTFY
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>>24817615
>>She wants the rage. Give it to her.
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>>24817850
Matchmaking was not kind to me.
I never really 'clicked' until I got into the latter half of the US heavy line and the early turreted TDs, before they became two lines.
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>>24817868
What's the plan if she calls the bluff? Our old school is going to be pissed if we try to go back.
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>>24817895
you mean the nigh certainty? She may be ditzy but she's not stupid. That and threatening to leave is not a clever come back but rather a childish tantrum suggested by childish readers.

It's like a kid throwing down his toy and storming out.
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>>24817895

....shit, good point. Maybe we should just refuse to participate until the tank is repainted.
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>>24817909
How many threads have we been trying to resolve this?
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>>24817909
>childish
No. Backing out of a contract which the other party has repeatedly failed to hold up their end of is pretty standard business practice.
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>>24817915
Feels like all of them.
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>>24817915
too many
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>>24817909
Jeese, man, watch the insults, you're not exactly doing your viewpoint much credit.
>>24817915
This is pretty well the reason for... Well. Do we really have any other plan? Or is our best other than this 'act passive aggressive while she continues having the bottleneck for paint'?

...Actually, is she the only one who can get olive drab paint, or can we swing something?
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>>24817925
And what do you propose we do when Oorai refuses to repaint the tank, and suspends us? Not like our old school won't suspend us either and kick us off of the team anyway.
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>>24817932
in theory many stores on the carrier should have some amount of paint
>>24817914
I like this as a good compromise choice
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>>24817932
For fuck's sake, let's break out the sandblasters if he have to. Somehow, we're going to resolve this. Let's make it happen this thread regardless of Anzu's cunt level.
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>>24817615
>>Stay cool. You'll have your revenge.
STAY FROSTY, MARINES
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>>24817925
You're only assuming this because you want to hate her. There's no proof that she has broken it, rather you're just jumping to conclusions because it's not going your way.

>>24817932
I presume the other two choices has the MC blowing up right then and there or waiting until the practice match to nail her tank.

>>24817947
Not if the school hasn't been tanking for a good 10+ years, Stuff like the Patton helmet is different than tank paint.
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>>24817951
>Let's make it happen this thread regardless of Anzu's cunt level.
This. I'd prefer to avoid the "take my ball and go home" option
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>>24817914
Sounds like a pretty reasonable course of action
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>>24817971

Yeah, that's not a fun option, IMO.
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>>24817914
Hmm. This guy >>24817947 has a point, it is a pretty good compromise between threatening something extreme we may not be able to go through with, and not just letting her do whatever she wants.

>>24817951
Yeah. This has gone on long enough.

I was one of the guys that would be totally cool with gunmetal. Or 'Victory Chrome'. Or whatever. I'm just tired of this crap. This shouldn't have been a thing in the first place with Anzu doing stuff to our tank without our permission.
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If Anzu wants to play chicken, you'll play it like a man- with more balls than brains. "Roy, start unloading the ready-racks. We're packing it in." You turn to face your crew. "Rose, can you put the turret in storage position, please?" Roy shrugs and drops down through the gunner's hatch while Rose fires up the auxillery engine to power up the turret.

Anzu looks surprised. "What are you doing?" She says worriedly.

"I'm getting Black Jack ready for transport." You say calmly. "You're seem unable or unwilling to acquire what we need to do our job, in this case something as simple as Olive Drab #7 paint." You then put on a cheerful tone. "But that's ok, because I know that I can find all the paint I need back in the states."

She stares at you. "Y-you can't!"

You raise your hand and your crew stops immediately. "Oh? And why is that, Anzu?"

"We need you, okay?" She says, the hint of tears forming in her eyes. "I'm sorry about the paint. I am!" She finally is starting to sound sincere. "We'll fix it! I promise!"

"You said the paint gets here Monday?"

She nods.

"Tuesday morning. If I open this hanger door and see a single speck of blue on my tank, then Black Jack will be off this boat by Wednesday." You tower over her, glaring down at her. "Do not screw with me, Anzu. You need me a hell of a lot more than I need you." You turn around and head back towards your crew. "Remember that."

As you get back to your tank, you turn around and watch her walk off. She'd definately lost a bit of the spring in her step.

"Commander, you really going to pull us out of here?" Richard says down, worry in his voice. He'd be the only one with anything to lose.

>Lie: "Absolutely."
>Truth: "If she screws with us again."
>Silence speaks.
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>>24817925
You got any evidence that what Anzu said isn't true?
If you back out of the contract without actually being sure that the other party broke their end of it, you're liable.
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>>24817914

Sure, I'm good with this.

Going home is extreme, but she's been provoking us for some time now.
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>>24817999
>>Truth: "If she screws with us again."
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>>24817999
>Silence speaks.
>>24818001
Breech of contract through incompetence is still breech of contract.
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>>24817999
>>Truth: "If she screws with us again."
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Let's try and make up at some point. Leadership is both carrot and stick, and we just used the stick.
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>>24817999
>Truth: "If she screws with us again."

Then say nothing else
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>>24817999
>Truth: "If she screws with us again."
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>>24817999
>Truth: "If she screws with us again."
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>>24817999
>Truth: "If she screws with us again."
I'd prefer not to have to deal with it, but...
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>>24817999
>>Silence speaks.

Let him make of that what he will.
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>>24817999
Hmm. Debating between 'Silence Speaks' and 'Truth: "If she screws with us again."

Really, some things just aren't putting up with. This is our grandfather's tank.

...I suppose we ought to consult with our crew before making that kind of decision though. Responsible thing to do.
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>>24818034
Oh we can move past this, after she stops thinking she can dick us around for giggles.
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>>24817909
No, it's just common sense. If someone reneges on an agreement, you won't hd up on your end either
Start looking for other teams willing to take us on. Effectively give our notice, and if the tank's not done by Wednesday we leave.

And yeah, we should demand receipt statements. If they are, as we suspect, wasting money on gold paint, the student body should know. Again, if our tank isn't painted by Wednesday, go to a team that's far less likely to have its funds onsbozzled
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>Truth: "If she screws with us again."
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>>24818042
>This is our grandfather's tank.
This is also something that needs explaining to Anzu if we haven't done so already. To them, tanks may be club vehicles, but our attachment to Black Jack goes well beyond that. We play nice if they play nice
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>>24818022
no luck getting said paint is not incompetence but rather something out of control.

>>24818044
I think she won't do that again, though I'm certain the he-men in this thread would just love another excuse to hate her.
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>>24817999
>Truth: "If she screws with us again."

Churchill I is a weird beast, not used to letting my hull just hang out there and take hits.

22 hits taken, 4 detects, 3 damages, 2 kills, sniper and steel wall.
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>>24817965
So we are assuming that she failed to abide by our agreement not because she did in fact fail to do so, as is the case here, but rather that we hate her? Gotcha!
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>>24817999

>Silence

Sometimes, a bit of acting can go a long way.
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>>24817999
>Silence speaks.
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>>24817999
>Truth: "Three strikes rule, Rich."
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>>24817999
>>Silence speaks.
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I don't really hate Anzu even after the shit she's done. But then again, our MC probably does. I'd explain to her the significance of our tank to us. It's something personal. This is a team battle, and holding resentment against any of our teammates would just bite us back in the long run.
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>>24817999
>Truth: "If she screws with us again."
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>>24817999
>Silence speaks.
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>>24818047

Does Senshado even allow for "free agent" tanks? Ooarai was pretty much the only school that had a cobbled together collection of tanks--all the other schools kept within country lines.
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>>24818055
I second this super hard. As a matter of fact, now would be a great time to explain it to her. This isn't us fighting to be the top dog, it's us being sentimental about our tank.
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>>24818095
If Oorai could do it, I imagine it'd be legal for the other schools as well. I think their tanks are thematic choices they're all japanese after all...even elegant Darjeeling
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>>24818062
You're assuming things to justify your own stance when there is no proof.

>>24818083
I'm annoyed but not to the absurd levels of hate seen by some of the posters here. I don't think not even the MC hates her that much.

But yeah I agree that there should be some explaining in detail so Anzu understands what the issue is. Not sure if we'd have gotten that across sooner if there wasn't RAAAAEEEGGG!!!!

I suspect the real kicker is that Grandpa wouldn't care in the face of all the ripe Japanese babes on the boat.
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>>24817999
[x] Truth: "If she screws with us again."
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>>24818118
>absurd levels of hate
I think you're mistaking posters' clumsy attempts to write a good, NCO-style heel-locking, for genuine hate.
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>>24818059
So, she acquired how many colors of paint besides the one required to abide by our agreement? That is not bad luck, that is at best incompetence at worst malice.
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>>24818117
And Kay.
Somehow.
Maybe her papa's a G.I.
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>>24818149
So you blame her for the supply company messing up the order on their end.
That's bad luck, not incompetence.
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>Silence Speaks

>>24818117
Everyone's Favorite Tea Time Friend Darjeeling?
Surely not?
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>>24817286
I was about to complain of how bloody long do you think I waited for you to continue, but then I realised that it was Girls und Mechs, not Panzer that I'm waiting for.
Sigh.
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>>24818161
And yet, also supplied was hot pink for the Lee, Red, yellow and white for the StuG, and bright white for the I-Go.

Right, sure.
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>>24818161
It's not impossible, but Olive Drab and Gold are very very difficult to mix up. I honestly think she didn't realize how dead serious we were.
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>>24818171
Is the idea of getting jumbled orders that hard of an idea to wrap around your head? It's not that uncommon, seriously.
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>>24818161
So you just buy the story she feeds you only AFTER you confronted her about it.
I take it you don't work with teenagers much.
If they only offer an excuse after being asked for one, it's probably bullshit.
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>>24818167
Sad, but true. Even glorious examples of MURRIKAN and Soviet womanhood such as Kay and Nonna are Japanese. They're all just thematic westaboos
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>>24818167
Yep. She's Japanese.
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>>24818171
If the orders are placed at the same time, then yes.

I place an order for hot pink, red, yellow, white, bright white and olive drab.
The shipping company instead gives me hot pink, red, yellow, white, bright white, and gold.

Is it really that difficult for you to understand this concept?
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>>24818184
If it were olive drab and olive getting mixed up I'd buy it, but 金色 and オリーブドラブ are pretty damned hard to get mixed up.
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>>24818149
shit happens. That and all the paint colors are things not traditionally used to for tanks. It might be possible that the company assumed it was another bright flashy color. Screw ups happen in business and I speak from experience.

>>24818185
Stereotypes ho!
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>>24818118
It's not really hate, it's just that she's acting childish and blatantly messing with us, and I'm not sure we got the point across that we're serious about this until now.
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>Truth: "If she screws with us again."
We take a stand and we stay that way. It is THE AMERICAN WAY.
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>>24818214
There's no proof that she is, and isn't the american justice system "Innocent until Proven guilty"? What you're doing is just the opposite.
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>>24818196
>>24818171
Regardless of how it happened, and the "Truthyness" of her statement she now knows that we won't be jerked around.
If our trust in her is rewarded, then we should repay it in kind.
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>>24818196
>Shipping company

No, the paint company fucked up.

i.e the Guys who do this shit for a living. Anzu's under the pump here for going to such a sketchy company.

>Screw ups happen in business and I speak from experience.
Screw-ups happen in Business, and they rapidly go out of business when they screw up. I also speak from experience, since I have to carve up their withered, mismanaged corpses to try and pay off creditors every week.
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>>24818095
>>24818117

Actually, there is plenty of strategic usefulness for having lots of the same tank, instead of many different types of tanks.

Let's look at Saunders. All of the tanks they field are some variation of the M4 Sherman Medium Tank. That means all of their tanks have similar performance envelopes- mobility, firepower, protection.

This gives you several advantages- the first is that for a formation to remain coherant, it can only go as fast as it's slowest part. The Russians actually ran into this when they tried to use KVs and T-34s together- either the T-34's were forced to move slower to stay with the KVs, making them an easier target and reducing their ability to maneuver against the enemy, or the formation and it's mutual support is broken up as the T-34s rush forward leaving the better armed and armored KVs behind. This also has the potential effect of giving your opponents two easily defeated forces instead of one overwhelming force.

The other big advantage to a homogenous force is largely command related- It's much easier to command many similar units. You're able to more easily estimate how much of your force you can allocate to certain areas, your relative strength against the enemy, and even how fast you can move units around the battlefield.

Of course, there's also a third advantage and that is logistics- having many of the same or similar types of vehicals means that it's much easier to get parts, train support staff and new crews, not to mention it's usually cheaper to buy parts in bulk.
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>>24818242
>Of course, there's also a third advantage and that is logistics- having many of the same or similar types of vehicals means that it's much easier to get parts, train support staff and new crews, not to mention it's usually cheaper to buy parts in bulk.

That's known over in /m/ as the GM principle and how the Federation won the OYW. Sure Gelgoogs were the stronger suits but the GMs had the advantage of numbers and ease of training pilots for them.
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>>24818206
>It might be possible that the company assumed it was another bright flashy color.

Where I work, the guy who pulled that off and then went and lost money by telling them to 'keep the Gold paint' would have is ass fired for incompetence by the end of the day.

Gold paint, in the quantity needed to paint a whole tank, is fucking expensive.
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>>24818234
That only applies to the jury. The mob doesn't care whether the glove fists or not.

>>24818242
And when Jagdpanther chan runs out of tracks she can just ask another tank for some extra bits rather than sitting there glumly.
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>>24818242
As interesting as all that is, I would much rather have a story post.
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>>24818242

It actually makes me wonder- did the schools choose tanks that supported national themes, or did they choose national themes that supported their tank choices?
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>>24818296
You'd hope it's the former with the Italian team.

Also story posts plz.
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>>24818206
The problem is a lot of us don't think she's been acting in good faith.

I mean shit, if it's not ready by then and it does turn out it is the company's fault, she can always call them and put us on the phone so we can hear right from them that the olive drab is in the mail.
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>>24818288

I'm working on it, just seemed too good a discussion point to let go. :P
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>>24818296
probably a bit of both. I'd take a wild guess and say they might've acquired 2-3 of the same nation/make as part of a package deal...then they just rolled with it
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>>24818234
It also includes the phrase "Beyond reasonable doubt".
It is not reasonable to assume that the paint company would read "Olive drab" as "Gold", due to being a matte and metallic paint as well as being as extremely far apart on the RGB and CMYK scales.
Honestly, Anzu needs to learn to lie better. Even a single can of Olive drab would show that she made an effort and even if she did write 1 instead of 7, she could say the shipping company misinterpreted the order.
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>>24818285
And you willingly associate yourself with a rioting mob? That speaks highly of your character.

>>24818296
While you're reading this, having Black Jack painted is the biggest mistake you've made so far.

>>24818303
you mean you and a few buddies vote spamming?

>>24818321
that makes me wonder what came first: the theme, the school names, or the tanks.
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>>24818329
Technically, this would be a civil case and not a criminal one, so beyond a reasonable doubt would not apply.

instead the standard would be a preponderance of evidence.
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>>24818234
That's for criminal law. Civil cases are decided on the balance of probability, not reasonable doubt
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>>24818329
What are inventory codes?
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>>24818333
>someone disagrees with me
>MUST BE A SAMEFAG
Stay classy, asshole. Lemme guess, you were the same one bitching about "/k/ ruinin' muh quest" earlier because we DARED to run with MC being mad about it.
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I've been going back over the first and second threads.
Yes, we've got a real bond with Black Jack. But is it licensed in our name? Or is it still legally our parents'?

Also, if we do leave Oorai, that means that we have to refund the money they paid for us and our tank. Where is that money now? What legal proceedings will ensue because of it?

Agreements between us and Anzu are one thing, but there's a fucking legal shitstorm between the JGSDF, US Army, Oorai High School, our old high school, our town, and the US government if we leave.
Not to mention what our grandfather and parents will say.
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>>24818354
It is under "Metallic paints are given a completely different category to matte".
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>>24818333
You don't have to be rioting to be a mob.
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/tg/: civil law and paint shipments
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>>24818354
A company that gets it's owen inventory codes of it's own products so abysmally fucked up is empolying Retards and children.

(and what sort of cockfaced, illogical system are they using that puts two utterly, completely different paints like Olive Drab and GOLD in a position that they can be confused?)
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Come on gents. Let's keep this civil or the volleyball team is going to be using WP during practice.
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>>24818350
>>24818344
Which is why I said to ask for the receipts. Since there's a distinct lack of []"Other" choices in the quest though, that got ignored. And besides, following an anon's premise and then pointing out it is still flawed is more fun.
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>>24818432
well people were too busy raging at Anzu to consider anything else.
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>>24818379
You're right. While we should explain to Anzu why this matters so much to us, and possibly apologise for upsetting her, in case of further disputes we should research the sport's bylaws and the details of our contract. That way we'll know what we can get away with in a work to rule action, where we be as annoying as possible without breaking any legal obligations.
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>>24818379
Actually, repainting the tank would qualify as willful damage of property, making oorai the ones responsible for the breach of contract, and thereby responsible for all damages including what they've already paid us.
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>>24818444
>people were too busy raging at Anzu to consider anything
So, CAN we really leave?
I mean, from the legal standpoint of us having signed on and already been paid, what are the penalty clauses if we leave?
Sure, we COULD just demand a transport off of the Oorai carrier, but who's going to pay for it? Oorai, the JGSDF, the US Army, our old high school, or ourselves?
Sure, we might be able to bluff that we're going to leave, but are we actually prepared to accept the consequences, which could potentially include seizure of Black Jack by either the JGSDF or, since we'd no longer be affiliated with a legal entity allowed to own a tank, would it be seized by the US Army?
We already transferred out of our old school, so they're unlikely to help us, especially if they now have to pay a penalty to Oorai on top of shipping costs for Black Jack back to the US; they were losing thousands of dollars on Black Jack, and the tank didn't even belong to them.
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>>24818607
This.

might want to have a word with Chono about all this, see if that lights a fire under their arses
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>>24818444
Here's why we SHOULD be raging at Anzu:
She's showing SEVERE disrespect towards us. In fact, she seems to think that we're under her thumb, that she owns us.
She has painted our tank twice, despite that being a major one of our peeves. She constantly tries to work it off as minor inconveniences, but this is a level of passive aggressive bullshit we shouldn't have to deal with.
In the long run, it's just a fucking paint job, no one cares. What does matter is she's intentionally poking a bear, and telling us to jump through some hoops.
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>>24818619
We've made our point. I think we should keep that up our sleeve. An ace in the hole when Anzu hits critical Bitchiness Threshold.
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>>24818616
>no longer be affiliated with a legal entity allowed to own a tank
In the "Little Army" spinoff manga (Miho several years earlier) the Nishizumis have personal ownership of quite a few tanks, so it would seem private ownership of tanks is "a thing" as it were.
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Will you people ever shut up about the paint? it's hard to enjoy the thread to see you sperg out about it every update it's passingly mentioned.

I'm hoping to god you do shut up about it after it gets repainted.
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Are we seriously gonna jeopardize a school already in financial trouble by suing them over a tank paint job?
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>>24818648
No, Anzu is going to jeopordize a school in financial trouble if she continues her childish refusal to correct her mistake.
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>>24818648
To be fair, only the Student Council knows the school is going under. MC dude doesn't, and everyone else too.

Can we let this fucking paintjob thing rest now? Please?
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>>24818648
>Are we seriously gonna jeopardize a school already in financial trouble by suing them over a tank paint job?

MC is American, frivolous and malicious lawsuits are like a reflex action.
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MC probably left after all this autistry
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"Richard, I'm not gonna let her jerk us around." You say, finally letting your temper seep out a bit. "We're here because they want us to be here, and I expect to be treated with the respect that earns us." You lean against your tank, watching Anzu inspect the Freshman's Lee. "And we sure as hell ain't letting her dictate what color our tank is."

Richard glances over at the Panzer IV and, you assume, his girlfriend Saori. "Just seems like we've got a good thing here. Maybe better than you think."

You blink at him. "Richard, I'm not going to let Black Jack be disrespected just so you can get yourself some Japanese girl to-" The rest of your statement is drowned out though, as a very large transport plane flies over the school parking lot. You wince and cover your ears as Black Jack is suddenly in it's shadow as three immense parachutes deploy from it's cargo doors.

As the Plane flies over the parking lot, the chutes drag out a very modern tank- like a slightly smaller Abrahms. The pallet skips and slides across the asphalt, flipping over a red sports car before coming to rest. As the plane climbs back into the sky, the tank rumbles to life, back over the flipped sports car before rumbling up to stop in front of Oorai's tanks.

The hatch moves up and out of the way before a helmeted head pops up. The woman beneath it unbuckles and removes it before shaking her hair loose.

"Good morning, everyone!" Chouno says Cheerfully.

>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance.
>Dammit, this lady again?!
>I could've done that so much better...
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>>24818699
>>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance.

Awesome where awesome is due.
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>>24818699
>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance.
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>>24818699
>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance.

Senseless property damage aside, that was a sweet move.
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>>24818699
>Dammit, this lady again?!

I'm pretty sure Chono's tank is a Type-10, meaning it's more like a Leopard 2 than an Abrahms
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>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance.

Finally we can get on with it.
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>>24818699
[x] I could've done that so much better...
Seriously, no rockets?
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>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance.
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>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance

Finally, some action.
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>>24818727
>Type-10
pretty much a japanese made licensed clone of a Leo 2 with their requirements

the japs got rid of american tanks as soon as they started making their own in the 50's
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>>24818699
>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance.
JGSDF Type 90 MBT?
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>>24818699
>An air droppable tank!? Sign me up for a dozen!
Then again it's probably a prop, so we sigh and go
>Okay, that was a pretty impressive entrance.
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>>24818699
>>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance.
*hattip*
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>>24818699

OP, what color was her tank?
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>>24818699
>Wonder if we can do that in a match?
No, seriously, this would be an awesome stunt to pull mid-battle. They're all wondering where the fifth tank is? Boom, air drops.
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>>24818699
Clap. We are Americans, we must live up to their stereotypes or they won't know what to do.
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>>24818755
Everything is air-drop-able once.
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>>24818755
any modern apc/tank that is less that 45 ton is theoretically 'airdroppable', the only ones crazy enough to are the french, russians and the chinese
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>>24818762
LAPES is wildly inefficient for combat drops. And probably VERY against the rules.
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>>24818755
>>24818762

With our luck, we'd get sheridans.
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>>24818727
Could be a Type 74.
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>>24818770
And the A-Team.
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>>24818773
dont you dare utter that curse word here
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>>24818699
>Okay, that was a pretty awesome entrance.
Credit where credit is due
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>>24818776
its a type-10
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>I could have done that so much better

Fuck yeah we coulda done that better! Get the Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds to do aerial tricks, a B2 to do a flyover, and have our tank escorted down to the ground by a platoon of Airborne soldiers, all while blasting "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue"!

Also, fireworks. Why? Because BITCHES LOVE FIREWORKS!
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>>24818773
That's only 15 tons though. I haven't seen or heard of a LAPES-able MBT.
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>>24818818
That's part of the reason it's so shit.

It literally gets air when it fires its main gun.
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>>24818772

Can't be any more against the rules than using a blimp to listen in on the other team's radio chatter.
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>>24818773

Not funny, man. Not funny.
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>>24818855
Yes. Yes it can.
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So...

What's everybody's favorite tank?
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>>24818855
While that is true, you can't exactly be subtle about air-dropping a Tank. They tried the blimp because they thought they wouldn't be caught.
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>>24818870
The Abrams
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>>24818870
I have a thing for the Merkava's side profile.
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>>24818855

Technically, that wasn't even against the rules.

It just wasn't in them.
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>>24818870

Find me a sexier tank than the Isherman

I dare you.
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>>24818900
I can't imagine they've got air drops in yet. We might get to use it twice while they're getting the paperwork in!
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>>24818870
M-51 "Super Sherman"/"ISherman".
>>24818916
Mah nigga.
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>>24818870
The Zaku tank!
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>>24818930
Rules likely require all tanks begin the match in a set starting area.
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So...
What's everybody's favorite tank from WoT?
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>>24818965
currently? my T57 heavy and my Leo 1, although I love the crap out of my Tetrarch and my Pz 38h 735(f)
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>>24818931
Is that thing's gun longer than it's body?
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>>24818870
>>24818965

i don't really have an absolute favorite.

StuG III
Jgdpanther (II as well)

i have a soft spot for my 3001 (P), it's not the greatest tank in my garage but that doesn't matter.
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>>24818965
Beta: M26 Pershing.
Currently: M4A3E8 Easy Eight.
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>>24818965

I'm garbage and low tier. but I love the hell out of my M8A1
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>>24818965
Currently: T32, though the 105 is feeling kinda weak.
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>>24818965
Not the best of tanks, but I have the most fun with my D.Max
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>>24818996
Not quite, although it comes close.
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>>24818996
It just looks that way. The gun is only 80% the length of the atnk.
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>>24819059
>>24819066

How is the dickermax, both for playability and credit earning?
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>>24819086
>only 80% the length of the atnk.
>ONLY 80%
How does it not fall over when it aims to the side?
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>>24819105
They added a counterweight to the back of the turret.
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You make a dismissive sounds to your crew. Richard and Patrick stare at you. "Ok, fine. It was pretty awesome."

Chouno seems to have noticed you by the time she's demounted the tank. "Commander. Good to see you're fitting in and showing off some school spirit!" She says with the kind of cheer reserved for the plight of other people.

You grumble under your breath. "Thanks."

Chouno takes her place at the front of the crowd as Anzu introduces her. "This is Captain Ami Chouno from the Special Training Association!"

"Hello, everyone! Many of you have never even been in a panzer before!"

"Tank." You say, mostly under your breath.

"...We're going to do our best though!" She continues before her eyes fall on Miho. "Oh! Aren't you Maho Nishizumi's little sister?" She says, rushing up to shake her hand. "Maho has been a great help to our organization, how is she?"

Miho blanches a bit. "U-um. She's... fine..." She says, falling all over her words as the rest of the class, most of whom were ignorant of this fact, start talking among themselves. "Her sister is quite famous! She even has her own school! It's quite famous among schools who participate in Senshado!" Miho attempts to shrink into her uniform like a turtle.

One of the Freshman girls raises her hand. "Instructor! Are you famous?"

Chouno thinks for a moment. "Rather than popularity, I'd rather say that I got what I wanted! I'm in the top percent of gunners in the world!"

Yukari waves her hand. "Instructor! What are we going to learn today?" She says with her usual enthusiasm.

"We're going to hold a practice battle today!" Chouno says with glee. The crew erupt in conversation.

>"Wait... What do you mean by practice battle?"
>"So what are the teams going to be?"
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>>24819101
Gun is sorta good. Good damage for it's tier, good pen values, but average ROF and accuracy. IT CAN'T TURN TO SAVE IT'S HIDE. Never let lights or even mediums get close to you, or you're 90% dead already. Don't let me get started with arties; your open top is an invitation.
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>>24819105
The turret barrel weighs only like a ton, the rest of the chassis is like 40.
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>>24819120
>"... Aren't we going to at least teach them how to drive the tank to begin with?"
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>>24819122
Would you recommend buying? I've been looking for a premium tank to help me with the grind, and it's pretty cheap.
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>>24819120
>"So what are the teams going to be?"

Let's just move the plot forward.
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>"Wait... What do you mean by practice battle?"

Time to out her on her laziness
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>>24819122

it had great gun depression didn't it?
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>"So what are the teams going to be?"

It is time, our vengeance is at hand!
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>>24819120
>"So what are the teams going to be?"
this and >>24819128
let's get this show on the road.
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>>24819120
>"Wait... What do you mean by practice battle?"
"Shouldn't we at least run through basic familiarization so nobody does something stupid and injures themselves or others?"
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>>24819128
This. Tanks aren't toys.
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>>24819129
To be honest, no. Once anything gets a bead on you, you won't be able to take much punishment. You can't out-ROF anyone, either. Plus, the KV-1S always prowl your battlefields. The shells are sort of expensive, too.

That's just my personal experience with it though.
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>"So what are the teams going to be?"
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>>24819101
Not a great credit earner as the rounds are expensive as hell. As for playability it can be a bit hit and miss... (it's not very fast, lightly armoured and doesn't hide as well as smaller TDs), but if you get into the right spot you have a field day. Gun is brilliant but temperamental and of course it's gun depression is hilarious.
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>>24819173
>>24819164

Thanks, how about the AT15 A?
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>>24819120
>>24819128
Kinda of a good point here.

Back to my Indien-Panzer.
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>>24819128
This.
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>>24819181
>Indien-Panzer.
Is it as bad in-game as it seems that it would be?
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>>24819178
Like most high tier brit TD's, armor up the ass. It's not as slow as its american counterparts too, and it's ROF is amazing. You have really obvious weakspots up front that you can't really hide away, though. \
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>>24819105
The barrel is usually counterweighted by teh breech assembly, and some guns have a counterweight attached to teh breech end if the barrel is too long or heavy.
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>>24819196
>Britbong TD

NOT EVEN ONCE. GET AN AUTOCLAPPER.
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Anyone know a good premium credit earner that isn't the super pershing?
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>>24819207
I toyed with the idea of getting one, but then again I'm still working on getting a Panther II, an M109 and that tier 9 chinaman medium. Plus, I need more jewgold for that T110E3 and an E100. Fuck me, that's a lot of grinding to do.
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>>24819216
SU-122-44 if you like laughing at nearly everything your tier. Shells are expensive though. Type 59's not on sale either. Try the jagdtiger 88.
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>>24819221
I'm saving up credits for an M103, M46, T28 and a T92
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>>24819146
I take from your expression that the Gold Tank won't be gold for much longer
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>>24819221
This is why I'll never go past T6; way too much grind. I'll stick with my Hellcat and Churchill VII, thank you very much.
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>>24819233
What about the M10/panther
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>>24819251

Swiss-cheese.
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>>24818870
Panzer IV. Always.
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>>24819233

T34, bitches.

Go hull down and LAUGH AT EVERYONE.
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>>24819190
Eh. Not really. Personally I have no issues with it. But I play a lot of meds, German ones at that. So I tend to play the support role a lot. Thing is zippy though. Still trying to decide if I want to keep using the this 9cm gun or just go back the L/71 because of cheaper ammo.

Oh, after thought, the turret is fucking funny as hell. Thing will bounce damn anything if you place it right.
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>>24819256
Kinda bad. Gun has below average penetration for its tier. Armor won't save you either. You're just about as fast as the vanilla Panther, which isn't that fast at all when you think about it. You're a bit more maneuverable though. Dunno how much it earns credit wise.
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>>24819269
I already have a Type 59 and an SU-122-44. I don't think I need another premium. Or maybe I do. But it won't be a T34.
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Alright, I'm gonna have to go with the SU-122-44.

My first russian tank.
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>>24819269
WHITE WHALE
I'm cursed to forever have a US heavy moved somewhere else whenever I'm on the tank just before it.
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>>24819305

Holy fuck this thing is amazing.
I'm not even doing good, and I'm making money hand over fist.

I just roll up and BOOM, a massive chunk of HP just disappears.
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>>24818965
Bit of a toss-up between my Tiger(P) and T-29. Both bounce shots like you wouldn't believe and both are still gun bunny bait.
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We on autosage again?
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>>24819412

we hit 300 posts, so yes.

all this talk about tanks will be our undoing.
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>>24819424
We haven't even got to the whole practice match yet, goddamnit. Are the saged posts included in autosage?
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>>24819424
We gotta do something in the 40 odd minutes between OP posting.
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>>24819424
>>24819428
We've still got several hours before we're at risk of dropping off the board. Unless BlackJack decides to do an epic all-night questapalooza, we'll be fine.
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>>24819407
Welcome to Russian bias.
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>>24819428

all posts count towards the limit, sage just prevents the thread from bumping.
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You glance evilly over at the Council's precious gold 38(t). "So... What are the teams going to be?" You ask earnestly.

"Teams?" Chouno says, looking at you. "Goodness, no! Last tank standing wins!" She says, opening a folder. "Here is a map of the 'arena'. Please make sure you don't leave it. Each map will also have your Panzer's starting zone."

"Tank." You say as you look down and recognize the map- it's the hilly forested area that makes up most of the Oorai carrier's aft third.

One of the freshman girls speaks up. "A-aren't we going to get any training first?"

Chouno smiles like you would to a child. "It's simple! Just pull the trigger and put the pedal down!" You look at her like she's crazy. You aren't alone- even Anzu looks confused and a bit disappointed. "I'd also like everyone to assign their crew positions! Well, except for the Pershing- I believe theirs is already established."

You look back at them. "Why can't I be driver?" Patrick says.

"What happened last time you drove the tank?" Richard askes.

Patrick mumbles something.

"What was that?" You inquire.

"I backed through a house." He says, looking at the ground.

"That's right. So now you're on the radio and you're very good at that." Rose says, patting him on the shoulder with mock understanding.

The teams are sorted out within the next ten minutes or so. As the crews begin mounting their tanks, Chouno climbs back atop her own. "Alright everyone! Aim straight, drive fast, and, most importantly, have fun!"

Then the Grant and I-Go simultaneously back through the rear wall of the hanger.
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>>24819444

I've only ever used American or British tanks.

I've had some tanks that were damn fun, but I didn't feel like I was ever such a dominating presence.
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>>24819457
...we have a Grant?
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>>24819469
Or a Lee

It's an M3
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>>24819457
Alright. We shoot the President's tank, and the wait for the rest to bugger themselves up, and shoot the last tank standing.
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>>24819482
Miho
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>>24819457

poor hanger.
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Next Time on Girls und Panzer Quest...

We drive over a bridge.
The I-Go gets the drop on us.
And vengeance is ours!

>Lee

Girls und Panzer Quest will return tomorrow sometime between 5PM and 6PM PST.

Follow me on twitter at https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ for updates and schedule changes.
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>>24819457
Okay, so Mario Party strategy here.
Just sit still and wait for everyone else to kill themselves
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>>24819457
Driving a tank isn't that simple.... how did she even get a JSDF job with that attitude?
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>>24819488
I saw that one coming.

Can't say it was a productive session, but eh, I'll take what I can get.
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Well, now I can finally go to bed.

Two hours before I get to start a twelve hour day of work filled with power tools and precision work.

I may have chosen poorly.
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>>24819497
That's what coffee's for.
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>>24819493
Considering how that's the only training session we see her organizing, you shouldn't put too much faith in her. Hell, the only good thing she did for the team was getting us and the tank.
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>>24819493
Didn't you hear what Toru Hashimoto said? If Japanese soldiers don't get to rape korean women, they can't function.
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>>24819488
Just checking, are options other than what's presented considered at all? Curious, not angry.
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>>24819497

See, it's times like those when I just say "Fuck it. I'll read the archives."

Also, please don't remove any useful limbs tomorrow.
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>>24819518

I BLEED FOR YOU, REMEMBER THAT.
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>>24819497
One word: Speed.
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>>24819518

>Fuck it, I'll read the archives
>His own quest

Makes sense given the posting speed.
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>>24819518
I hope you actually post something on time or else you should say "5:30pm or 6:30pm" instead. IT'd be more truthful.

>>24819533
Even then it wouldn't last long.
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>>24819516
considering past threads? OP only reads and responds to posts that contain one of the very limited selection of options

so unless OP suddenly decides otherwise, no
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>>24819516

Well, honestly I was just gonna have us get mad at the President and ultimately cave in, but enough people put in references to leaving that it became the dominant choice.

So yeah, if enough people (Read: Not samefags, and I can get a pretty good read on those) vote for something that isn't presented, I'll generally do it unless it's shoe-on-head retarded red button pushing.
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>>24819547
>unless it's shoe-on-head retarded red button pushing.
firing a pistol into the ceiling has been a favorable alternative to /tg/'s decision making in the past, so good luck with that
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>>24819547
>it's shoe-on-head retarded red button pushing.

you mean most posts on /tg/?
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>>24819560
Yeah, pretty much.
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>>24819547
So for example if next session I were to suggest we teach the girls how to actually operate a tank so we can have something approaching a fair fight, would it be possible at all?
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>>24819560

And you guys wonder why I use the write-ins very often?
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>>24819586

Given that we're rolling out right now? Probably not. But, perhaps to play passively and allow the noobs to fight those of their own caliber instead of picking them off one by one from a hulldown position far outside their effective range...

>>24819592

>don't use write-ins very often

Shit, I need sleep but the caffiene's still going...
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>>24819615
Have you tried masturbation?
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>>24819615
I'm of the opinion that during the battle we should do nothing to anyone but the prez's tank, and when we find it, ram it off a cliff
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>>24819615
You should try a more steady method of caffination, like a can of cola every 2-3 hours.

>>24819635
That'd be excessive. It'd be better if we stalked it and nailed it when they think it's safe.
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>>24819615

I'm up for keeping our front towards them and giving tips on the radio, sort of a last man standing "come at me bro" situation.

we badly outclass them badly, except MAYBE the panzer IV?

we shouldn't mercilessly hound the Prez, we have her cornered already, maybe fire a few missed shots on purpose to put the pressure on them.

we're expected to learn to function as a team, eventually...
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>>24819615
What no. I meant telling them what levers do what so we can stop wrecking the buildings. Tactical stupidity I'm entirely happy with punishing.
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>>24819667
>we shouldn't mercilessly hound the Prez
No, we should just shoot her tank and be done with it.
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>>24819663
>That'd be excessive. It'd be better if we stalked it and nailed it when they think it's safe.
and then ram it off a cliff
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Offensively they won't be much of a threat (Momo's an infamously bad shot)
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>>24819615
Naah, we just hit the prez's tank from range, and ring them like a gong every few minutes just to annoy her after we take her out.

The rest of them can play as long as they want.
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>>24819488
>The I-Go gets the drop on us.
>The I-Go
>Getting the drop on anything

What are they going to do, hurl insults at us until we give up and go home?
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>>24819712
Don't underestimate the power of guts and rather nice figure in snug outfits.
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>>24819712
Their gun literally cannot penetrate us at any angle.

Unless they're planning to Luchs-Roundhouse us, 'getting the drop' won't do a lot.
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>>24819718
You're right, Patrick and Richard will be useless in the fight against them, fortunately Rose won't have that issue.
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>>24819488
>We drive over a bridge.
>The I-Go gets the drop on us.
>And vengeance is ours!

you should stop typing that at the end of each thread if you're only going to follow the anime, to the letter, might make it appear as if you are not railroading us into every action
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>>24819712
>inb4 they track us
Is it even possible for it to do that?
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>>24819712
. . literally drop on us?
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>>24819712
In the most literal sense.
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>>24819733
again it's early on, where the impact is sight. It's like the ripples from a thrown rock, they get stronger as they travel.
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>>24819712
While we're effectively invincible from their gun, it's entirely likely that the girls will try their patented ramming technique to wreck our gun or tread, or shoot the engine compartment.
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>>24819737

>we push them off a cliff
>somehow they land on top of us

i'm not advocating pushing them off a cliff, for different reasons of course.
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>>24818870
My favorite actually is the Super Pershing. I just think it looks cool.



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