>>24865578

You've actually managed to squeeze in a couple of good night's sleeps over the past few days. Mr. Kiritsugu and Mrs. Irisviel left for the von Einzbern estate on the twenty sixth, and won't be returning to England until little Ferdinand is born and healthy enough for travel. "Aunty" Maiya has been, for lack of a better word, babysitting the two of you, though you somehow doubt that most sitters watch their charges from a nondescript van through a magic sensing mystic code mounted on a Tac-50.

It does make you feel -very- protected, though.

Old habbits are hard to break, and today, you rise with the dawn. Your first order of business is...
>Wake Illya and make sure she's ready.
>Get breakfast going. [CHOOSE BREAKFAST]
>Go outside and take a jog around the block.
>Go out back and practice your capioera.
>[OTHER]

Harry James Potter

[ATTRIBUTES]

[4] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built for speed more than strength."
[9] Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes"
[6] Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating."
[8] Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most."
[7] Luck - B "You've got better luck than most."
[9] Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit]
[8] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, one of which has been opened]

Magic Circuits Open - 4/26
Prana Available - 52/52
Wounds - 0/6

[SKILLRATINGS]

[11] Academics (Mundane) [INT] - D
[10] Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E+
[9 (11)] Academics (Wizarding) [INT] - E (D)
[13] Acrobatics [AGI] - D+
[10] Athletics [END] - D+
[13] Capioera [AGI] - D+
[13] Cooking [AGI] - D+
[10] Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - E+
[11] Discernment - D
[10] Mystic Eye Lore [LCK] - D
[10] Origin Magic [CQ] - E
[11] Reinforcement [CQ] - E+
[12] Stealth [AGI] - D
[9] Wandlore [CQ] - F

[TRAITS]

Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.
Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.

[PERKS]

Devil's Luck - You may temporarily reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.

Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.

Multitasker I - Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.

Mystic Eyes of Death Perception - You see the Death of things, and deal additional wounds when using a knife.
[LEAST] - You can discern the difference between lines of concepts and lines of objects, allowing you to choose which to cut.

Mystic Eye Focus - You've grown accustomed to the use of your [MYSTIC EYES], and have unlocked it's [LEAST] secondary power.

Parseltongue - You possess the ability to understand and speak the language spoken by snakes and certain other reptiles.

??? - ???

>>24865589
>Get breakfast going. [CHOOSE BREAKFAST]
Whatever Illya like the most

Wand of Maple and Dryad - You heal one additional wound when using Wand Magic to heal.

Spellcraft for Squibs - Up to rank B, add 1 rank to your Academics (Wizarding). Up to rank C, add 2 tanks.

Changeling Spear - A spear that can take the form of a staff, a baton, a glaive, a boar spear, or a javelin.

??? - A dagger that, apparently, only you can perceive.

Mirror Phone - Your first mystic code, it is a clamshell mirror connected to a matching mirror you gave to Illya, allowing you to secretly communicate and stir up all kinds of ruckus.

MARTIN MIGGS Omnibus - Increases Fun Rating to A+.

>>24865589
>Go out back and practice your capioera.

>>24865589
>>Go outside and take a jog around the block.
Exercising is important.
Also, try to catch Auntie Maiya to see if she wants anything for breakfast.

>>24865589
>Wake Illya and make sure she's ready
since this should involve us rolling 180 degrees while in bed

>>24865589
>Get a full English Breakfast going.
remember to make more for Aunt Maiya.

Is this the day we leave for Hogwarts?

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>>24865779
>MARTIN MIGGS Omnibus - Increases Fun Rating to A+.
>>24865589
>>Wake Illya and make sure she's ready.
Let's be nice.

>>24865589
>Wake Illya and make sure she's ready.

>>24865589
>>Get breakfast going.
Full English, with enough to bring to Aunt Maiya because guarding two ten year olds is hard work. Also we need to know if anyone has been snooping around our house.

>>24866331
If they're going to Hogwarts today, Harry and Ilya should be 11 already.
To what time did we decide to skip to last thread, and what did we decide to focus on?

>>24865589
>Get Breakfast going
Make enough for Illya and Maiya. Seriously, girls like waking up to find the man making them a meal for a change. It's romantic.

>>24865779
I'm surprised we haven't named that dagger "Friendmaker" yet. Cuz' lord knows I want to. They get past the spear we make them our "Friend". Muahahahah!

>>24866388
Today is the big day. Hogwarts Express leaves at 11:00.

Unfortunately, I couldn't access the archives cause they were down, so I went by memory for the focussed skills - Capioera, Craft (Mystic Codes), and Mystic Eye Lore. Same with the perk focus - Discern Difference between Concepts and Objects.

>>24866429
>Friendmaker
>not The Hero Creation Kit

>>24866450
>We can see concepts now
Fuck yeah, them dementors won't know what hit em'.

>>24866498
Getting close enough to dementors to be able to cut them is still not a great way to deal with more than one dementor.

>>24866560
True, but at the same time I don't think normal magecraft, wizardry, or Bullets are gonna stop them. There is a spell that repels them, but I don't want to repel them, I want to kill them. Big difference.

Also, OP. Do we know Harry's Element? We got his origin but we need an element to know what we'd be good at with Nasuverse magecraft.

>>24866450
Consensus was for Capioera, Mystic Eye Lore, Alchemy and Discern Difference, IIRC.
Three out of four aint bad, and Mystic Codes will come in handy as well. We only chose Alchemy for trolling Snape and spending more time with Irisviel.

>Full English Breakfast
Whatever Illya likes, and some extra for our.... erm.... babysitter.

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>Mirror Phone - Your first mystic code, it is a clamshell mirror connected to a matching mirror you gave to Illya, allowing you to secretly communicate and stir up all kinds of ruckus.

Oh god we're going to end up in different houses.

>>24866637
And? If we Hufflepuff we can bro it up with whatever house she winds up in too, because Hufflepuffs only have a couple things going for 'em.
GUTS! and brodom.

>>24866626
Harry doesn't, but you do, yes.

Like all Wand Users, your element is DEMONS.

>>24866626
>Also, OP. Do we know Harry's Element? We got his origin but we need an element to know what we'd be good at with Nasuverse magecraft.

Being how we're descended from Potterverse wizards our element has to be the sixth imaginary element (Demons). Nero posted a thing saying that's the case for all wizards and witches. No idea if it's the case for Illya too given how she scans as a witch unlike her parents.

>>24866637
>>24866667
We wouldn't be living with her anyway. Girls' Dorms are inaccessible to boys, remember? The phone would be useful anyway.

>>24865589
>Go outside and take a jog around the block.
Iri and Kiri were laying in bed.
(Iri and Kiri were laying in bed.)
Iri rolled over, this is what she said!
(Iri rolled over, this is what she said!)
Ah, gimme some!
Ah, gimme some!
Ah, gimme some!
Ah, gimme some!
P.T!
P.T!
P.T!
P.T!
Good for you!
Good for you!
And good for me!
And good for me!

>>24866684
>>24866691
For the unaware:
>http://tatari.byethost33.com/fuyuki/onthe6thelementdemons.htm
and:
>The Sixth Imaginary Element (第六架空要素, Dai Roku Kakū Yōso?), also known as Demons, is a force, that reacts to the desires of humans. It needs a form, created by human images, similarly to how it happens to higher-level spirits, inorder to materialize itself, as a passive existence.
>This passive existence is sympathetic towards mankind as it trys to take away the suffering of the people for itself. The Sixth Imaginary Element is also a fundamental element similar to Ether that is responsible for the actualization of wishes, concepts and other phenomena. Its domains are materialization of wishes, summonings, possessions, and spiritual mediums. The retina of Rider’s Mystic Eyes are made out of this.

Harry gets sorted before Illya (P before V), so Illya may browbeat the hat into putting her with Harry.
Also, if we end up in Hufflepuff Tonks will totally be our Taiga.

>>24866740
>Its domains are materialization of wishes, summonings, possessions, and spiritual mediums.
So given how Avada Kedavra is basically "I wish you were dead" in magic form we might have the potential to be the best caster of it ever.

>>24866791
I don't think the "von" counts when you sort names. E before P.

>>24866799
Perhaps, but dotstabs have that, shall we say, personal touch. When I kill something to death I want them to *really* feel it.

>>24866799
AK is more like "I wish I could hate you to death." Hate or refusing to acknowledge the target's right to life are necessary.

>>24866826
And we can dotstab and lineslice from a distance if we ever learn Sectumsempra.

>>24866826
>dotstabs have that, shall we say, personal touch
They're also stealthier.
No incantation, no wand, just a quick thrust of the knife and it's all over but the crying.

>>24866841
If we're being raised by magi (Einzbern magi at that), we'll probably never be shitty enough at Potions to need the Half-Blood Prince's hand-me-downs. Arithmancy and Runes will also likely be foci. Conversely, Herbology and Care of Magical Creatures will be shithouse.

>all this murderhoboing
I'd like to think we're better than that.

>>24866897
>>24866897
>>I'd like to think we're better than that.
>/tg/
I know that this Quest looks better because we sticking to just the one girl, but you should still know how dumb that statement was.

>>24866897
>murderhoboing
It's NOT murderhoboing, it's having standards.
Be polite.
Be efficient.
Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
We are Kiritsugu's apprentice, after all.
>>24866896
Not shitty, but the smart man knows that grabbing the beat up old book with notes in the margins is a good idea.

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Lazily, you roll over to your clock to see what time it is, and whether or not you should get Illya up. It's 6:24, and you have four hours until the two of you need to be at King's Cross Station to meet the traing that will take you to the illustrious magical academy, Pigpimples. Or was it Hogwarts? You privately wonder if Merlin and his prized pupils were just a bit unhinged when they founded the school.

Naw, it can't be. They were powerful and respected Wizards, of course they were the very model of sanity.

You pick up the little mirror lying on your nightstand, and flip it open. You see an ink black shadow instead of your reflection, meaning that Illya had actually remembered to close it this time. You tap the screen, and then announce the coming day in the most indoors appropriate voice you can muster.

"WAKEY WAKEY ILLYA!" you all but yell into the mirror. Honestly, with how loud you were being, you probably didn't need the mirror - but hey. It's the principle of the thing.

You hear the sound of scruffling sheets and moaning ten year old reluctant to get out of bed. You yourself are out of bed in a jiffy, throwing on your rather simple duds of yellow tee shirt and bluejeans, and that marvelous overcoat you picked up in Diagon. Turning back to the mirror, Illya has opened it, and is rubbing the sleep out of her eyes.

"Harry, 's too early," she complains. "How c'n you be awake a'ready?"

"Today's the day," you announce, stepping out of your room and down to the kitchen. "Today's the day we go off to Hogwarts, remember? Gotta be out the door by ten if we don't want to miss the train!"

You see her glance to her right.

"Harry, it's 6:30." She pouts. "Whhhhhyyyyyy~! We've got hoooouuuu~urs."

>Field too long

>>24866937
The smart man has no need for the Room of Requirement's old textbooks because the smart man is not flunking out of Potions.

>>24866953
You place the mirror down on one of the counters in the kitchen, going about your business making tea and breakfast, scurrying about preparing the ingredients. You feel... lively - more alive than you ever had. You're stomach's protesting from lack of food, and you have the skills to -kill- this hunger.

"No better time than the present!" you say. "We can kill time on the way there - how often do you get to go to London, hmmm?"

"Noooo~..." she protests. "I don't care... you're the one who likes shopping Harry, you're such a giiii~irl..."

You...
>Philosophize about gender roles, their origin, and their demise in the modern era.
>Tempt her out of bed with images of Delicious Breakfasts.
>Protest being called a girl.
>Tell her to get her stuff together and get down here.
>[OTHER]

>>24866969
>>Tempt her out of bed with images of Delicious Breakfasts.
We are comfortable in our love of shopping, thankyouverymuch.
Also see how Gilgamesh is doing.

>>24866969
>>Tempt her out of bed with images of Delicious Breakfasts.
then
>>Philosophize about gender roles, their origin, and their demise in the modern era.
THE FALL OF MAN

>>24866969
Swear to ourselves to ask her if these pants make our butt look big next time we go shopping.

>>24866969
>Tempt her out of bed with images of Delicious Breakfasts

>>24866969
>Tempt her out of bed with images of Delicious Breakfasts.

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>>24866841
Indeed. Still, we'll need a backup plan. Araya was able to avoid Ryougi's eyes (which were WAY stronger than ours at that point) through some fuckery for a time. Time he used to kick her ass. As we may end up actually fighting that bastard I vote guns and gun related mystic codes. Kerry will show us the way, the way to kill a magus.

>>24866838
Correct definition was agreed upon many threads ago. It reads "I wish I could hate you to death. OH WAIT I CAN!"

>>24866897
We only kill it if it's trying to kill us or is in the way. Or because we're bored, but that will be something small and replacable. His awakened origin compels him to make use of those eyes every so often. Not all the time, just every once in awhile he'll get the urge to dotstab a piece of paper or something.

>>24866969
Tempting her with food sounds like a good idea. If we can fit the philosophizing into that as well I'd be really happy.

>>24867009
This.

>>24866967
>Room of Requirement's
He didn't get it from the Room of Requirement. Slughorn loaned it to him.
>>24866953
>Pigpimples. Or was it Hogwarts?
>not going to Pigfarts
>somewhere around 2000
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>>24866969
>Philosophize about gender roles, their origin, and their demise in the modern era.

>>24866969
>Tempt her out of bed with images of Delicious Breakfasts.
>Philosophize about gender roles, their origin, and their demise in the modern era.
In that order.

Have we heard anything indicating if Hermione is going to Hogwarts? I guess we both might be keeping it secret from each other.

>>24866969
>Tempt her out of bed with images of Delicious Breakfasts.


Oh, and threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

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>>24866937
>it's having standards.
>Be polite.
>Be efficient.
>Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.


Kiritsugu learned for Natalia. Natalia learned from the Sniper. The Sniper was a magus with the origin "Efficiency," which allowed for the phenomenon of crit headshots when applied to Origin Bullets, and could be used to jury-rig Mystic Codes such as Jarate and the Razorback out of whatever materials were on-hand.

Think about it, it makes TOO MUCH sense.

>>24867180
She didn't seem inclined to go earlier this year, but maybe she just wasn't aware yet.

>>24867225
She's Kaleido Pink. She should be able to blow up most of Hogwarts by now. Zelretch's MGs don't fuck around.

>>24867213
>Sniper
I always imagined she learned from The Boss.

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>>24867250
Damn right they don't. If people ain't careful she'll "Befreind" all of Hogwarts from orbit. Of course, one must also realize the Kaleidosticks tend to dislike or otherwise troll their wielders. So it might not let her...

>>24867225
Hermione's birthday is in September so assuming that's when Hogwarts letters come she would have already known about it. Given how Zelretch is Dumbledore's old teacher he probably said she should keep it secret from everyone because it's the rules.

>>24867290
>>24867300
I just don't think she really needs to go to Hogwarts anymore.
On another note, I am glad that most of us have decided to entirely replace Ron's M8 status with Neville.

>>24867346
Conversely given how most of these threads will be taking place at hogwarts (presumably), why would she be introduced if we would only see her on holidays.

Percy would be a useful tool in the future, with what Head Boy or whatever and all that jizz.

>>24867427
Yeah, but he's such a stuck up cunt.

I agree. However, The Sniper likely studied under The End and The Boss.

>>24867463
We could always, oh I don't know, change him.

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"Hmmm..." you muse, turning the mirror towards the breakfast you've been preparing. "Perhaps you have a point. For what is a girl, bu-"

"Harry, no," Illya interrupts. "No philosophizing over the divergence of gender roles from the sexual identity of the individual. None of that, I'm trying to taste the eggs through the mirror."

Truly, the breakfast you have crafted is beyond the mere designation of acceptable or even decent. It is itself a masterpiece of eggs fried atop of toast, of crispy bacon and steaming hot sausages, of mandarin oranges split into flowers. No drink so crude as coffee accompanies it - though if you were to be honest, it is coffee you prefer - but instead a brew of tea elegant in its simplicity.

"Yeah," you acknowledge. "You've got a point there - we're eleven. We shouldn't be having conversations about that sort of thing until we're older."

"Right, right," Illya yawns. "We shouldn't be discussing our viewpoints upon the direction society has taken until we're at least fourteen."

"Indeed," you agree.

"I wonder if Hogwart's has a debate team..." Illya muses.

"Probably not - if they did, their philosophical issues regarding muggleborns wouldn't have dissolved into open warfare."

Illya nods, and closes her mirror, something that your growing body isn't quite sure to be thankful for or not. You may have gotten an eyeful or two the first time you had used it to wake her up - and your jaw may still be a little sore. "I'll be right down."

A clunk through the mail slot alerts you that today's Daily Prophet has arrived.

You...
>Go get the back door. Maiya comes in like clockwork at 6:45.
>Wake up the scaly little guy sleeping around your shoulder.
>Turn on the telly and see what's going on in London.
>Take a gander at the Daily Prophet, see what's been happening in Wizard Land.

>>24867497
Nigga we're eleven. What are we supposed to do, stab the vagina out of him?

>>24867516
>>Wake up the scaly little guy sleeping around your shoulder.
Put that nigga on a windowsill.

>>24867516
>Go get the back door. Maiya comes in like clockwork at 6:45.
>Wake up the scaly little guy sleeping around your shoulder.
Take a cup of tea to her while we wake Gilgamesh.

Then
>Take a gander at the Daily Prophet, see what's been happening in Wizard Land.
and
>Turn on the telly and see what's going on in London.
And listen to it in the background

>>24867516
>>Go get the back door. Maiya comes in like clockwork at 6:45.
While
>>Wake up the scaly little guy sleeping around your shoulder.
And
>>Take a gander at the Daily Prophet, see what's been happening in Wizard Land.

Dammit I was planning on going to bed early!

>>24867563
This.

>>24867563
Yeah, this sounds right.

>>24867563
>>24867609
>>24867627
We are killing the concept of actually making choices!

>>24867670
Mystic Eyes of Multitasking Perception

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>>24867516
>what is a girl

>>24867563
>>24867516

This.

DO EVERYTHING

>>24867670
Got to put those eyes to use. Being able to kill the concept of "you have to make a choice" will be useful come harem season

>>24867563
this

>>24867727
Who needs a harem? Illya is pretty much the definition of Best Girl so why not just be happy with only her?

>>24867727
>harem season

Stop right there, this is a one woman show, we're all about the Illya here.

And lusting after Nono Tonks

>>24867756
>Nono Tonks
Who?

>>24867727
>harem season
NOPE. Not this quest! Illya is the only one for Harry.
And if she didn't get harry, she'd be heartbroken.

>>24867756
Tonks will be our Taiga.

>>24867775
Tonks looks like an anime girl named Nonosomething

>>24867775
When Tonks turned up with pink hair Nrvnqsr used pictures of Nono from Diebuster to represent her. Nona is great thus pink Tonks is great.

>>24867809
Just Nono, from Diebuster

>>24867804
THIS IS THE REAL THING
TONKS DOJO

>>24867780
>she'd be heartbroken
followed shortly thereafter by (literally) breaking the hearts of whomever else harry is romancing, showing them to harry (she may or may not still be covered in their blood, 50/50) then either kerry murderizes us or Iri teaches Illya how to make us a puppet.

long story short, Do not meddle with the hearts of magi, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

>>24867836
>Do not meddle with the hearts of magi
unless you're Gilgamesh

>>24867846
Gilgamesh prefers messing with the hearts of female Kings who have repressed their femininity.

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>>24867862
He is PERFECTLY willing to mess with the hearts of adorable and slightly insane imoutos named Ilya.

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>>24867910
Wrong Gilgamesh for this universe, bro.

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>>24867910
>that pic
Heartwrenching scene

>>24867862
Gilgamesh prefers to mess with anything that catches his interest. And also things that bore him.

>>24867910
Gilgamesh in this universe is far too much of a bro to do anything like that. He was Kerry's ally in the grail war, if he came across someone trying this he would probably yell "How dare you try to harm my friend's daughter!" and blast them with his killsat.

>Gilgamesh keeps calling kerry his friend while he tries to woo Arturia during the war
>Kerry constantly tired of his shit

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED AND I'M STICKING TO IT

>>24868019
>Kerry as the undercover cop who's been undercover too long
>Arturia is his partner that believes in old-school honor trying to atone for a past mistake
>Gilgamesh is the hot-blooded rookie trying to clean up the streets

Together, they seal phlosophers

>>24868050
This brought a smile to my face. Thank you.

>>24868050
>Gilgamesh isn't a superhero
7/10 ould probably follow casually

So Hogwarts isn't actually run by the Magus Association, right?
It would kind of suck if one person learns about our eyes and we're instantly strapped to an operating table and used as an Akasha experiment.

>>24868106
given Kignsley didn't know about true magic, probably entirely seperate

>>24868106
>So Hogwarts isn't actually run by the Magus Association, right?
The Wizarding world in general has been kept separate from the rest of magical society for a millennium. Blame Merlin, and probably Zelretch.

>>24868106
Nasuverse and Potterverse magic society have never interacted before in this story.

Unless a magus ended up marrying a witch/wizard neither of them knowing the other wasn't entirely mundane or something like that.

>>24868149
Oh forgot to say
>except Zelretch because Zelretch.

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You head out to the back door to great "Auntie" Maiya, flipping on the telly on your way by to get the news going, a cup of tea in one hand and the head of your golden scaly friend gently cradled in the other. As the anchor blahs on about rising oil prices, the stock market, and something about the coming release of an "iPod," you tickle underneath Gil's chin, the most reliable way to wake the lazy snake up.

"Awww," the snake hisses. "I wasss sssleeping there, mate. Had thisss mongrel of a moussse right where I wanted him."

"Was it named Mickey?" you hesistate to ask. Gil has had an... obsession with eating a certain animated rodent ever since he saw it on the telly.

"No, I wasss not ssso fortunate to catch that mongrel..." he says, slithering from your arm onto a particularly sunny patch of windowsill. "But mark my wordsss... I will tassste the flesssh of that sssumtuousss mongrel sssomeday, mate."

"Sure you will," you say, passing the tea to Maiya, who... well, she doesn't smile, as she doesn't smile, but it's the closest thing to a smile that you think she can get... at you in thanks. You're not sure when Gil stopped speaking spanish - but given the nature of your talent, it might just be a reflection of your learning his dialect.

By the time you get back to the kitchen to grab the plates, Illya's already taken a seat at the breakfast bar, munching sleepily on the egg-toast you made for her. You pass one of the remaining plates to Maiya, and cozy on up to the Daily Prophet.

"BREAK IN AT GRINGOTTS!" the headline reads. "FAILED ATTEMPT TO STEAL THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE ENDS IN CHASE, PERPETRATOR'S ESCAPE."

You...
>Ask Illya if she knows anything about a Philosopher's Stone.
>Try to recall what a Philosopher's Stone is.
>Ask Maiya if she knows anything about this iPod business.
>Worry about rising oil prices.
>[OTHER]

>>24868201
>Try to recall
>Ask Illya
>Worry about Oil prices
>Wonder if there's money to be made from stocks

>>24868201
>Try to recall what a Philosopher's Stone is.
>Ask Illya if she knows anything about a Philosopher's Stone.
Both of these.

>>24868201
>Try to recall what a Philosopher's Stone is.
>Ask Maiya if she knows anything about this iPod business.

>>24868201

We have no time for philosophy or stones!
>Ask Maiya if she knows anything about this iPod business.

>>24868149
Given the abilities of both to recognize each others wards and bounded fields, I doubt this would work very well. Hell, does either side actually conceal their natures when they marry non-magic users?

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>>24868201
>they taught Gil to talk like a chav
lel
>>Ask Illya if she knows anything about a Philosopher's Stone.
>>Try to recall what a Philosopher's Stone is.

When we meet Dumbledore again, we must ask who the person who was designated in our Parents' will over whom he chose Them as our adopted custodians is.
I'm siriously sure it's serious

>>24868201
>>Ask Illya if she knows anything about a Philosopher's Stone.
>>Try to recall what a Philosopher's Stone is.

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>>24868250
>When we meet Dumbledore again, we must ask who the person who was designated in our Parents' will over whom he chose Them as our adopted custodians is.

>>24868250
Surely you can't be serious

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>>24868201

>>24868201
>Ask Illya if she knows anything about a Philosopher's Stone.

Strange. In the books the newspapers only said there was a failed break in, not what was in the gringotts vault. I wonder why that sensitive bit of information got into the paper this time around.
Outside the metagame reason of letting Harry know that the stone exists.

>>24868244
Potterversians suck at recognising Magi it seems

>>24868321
Magi also suck at detecting wizards.

>>24868201
>Ask Illya if she knows anything about a Philosopher's Stone
>Ask Maiya if she knows anything about this iPod business.
>Ask Maiya if we own any Apple stock.

>>24868362

It's a given, else there would be no more wizards.
Only magi with wands.

>>24868321
Didn't Shacklebolt recognize the fields around the Einzbern's?

>>24868389
Don't think so.

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=Professor Tonks' Teatime Lecture!=

>Professor Tonks, why was it that Kiritsugu was able to sense the Blood Wards around the Dursley House, but Shacklebolt couldn't detect the bounded field around the von Einzbern House?

Lily Potter!

In her studies to defeat the killing curse, Lily molded her blood wards into a charm that was Hybridized with a Bounded Field. By and large, Bounded Fields are considered by most wizards to be too costly to set up when their simpler, less obtrusive protection charms work just as well. The only places in the Potterverse that have Bounded Fields around them are Hogwarts, Beaubatons, Durmstrang, and some of the older estates. Even Gringotts has phased out Bounded Fields for protective charms - as the charms are more compatible with their various failsafes.

>>24868632
>Tonks'Dojo time
yes. all of my yes

>>24868632
So Wizards are, for the most part, utterly incompetent at all things related to Bounded Fields.

Good to know.

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>>24868632
Why must you do this to us Prof. Chaos? I was all set for Illya times, but then you introduced Tonks, and well, goddamn it, I can't chooooooose!

>>24868632
Teach me! Professor Tonks!

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"Philosopher's Stone?" you mutter, staring at the... scene being acted out atop the cover story. You think you hear the sound of someone spitting out their tea, but you're too busy reading the article to pay it any heed. "Philosopher's Stone... doesn't that have something to do with Alchemy?"

"Have something to do with alchemy..." Illya struggles to say. It is at this point that you notice that the far wall is covered with droplets of tea. "Yes, yes, it does have a thing or two to do with alchemy, why, Harry?"

You point at the newspaper.

"It says here 'Robber reveals intent to steal the philosopher's stone for the glory of his ancestors, terrorizes residents and shoppers in Diagon Alley. Eye witness reports say that..."

Illya cuts you off, pulling the paper out of your hands.

"Hold on, hold on," she grumbles through a piece of toast. "Lemme see that... hooded man... mask... Philosopher's stone... like the Death Eaters? The heck's a Death Eater?"

"I think they were the ones who kind of served the ass who killed my parents," you interject.

Illya nods. "Makes sense. Now, where was I..."

You turn towards Maiya. "So... how about them iPods?"

She nods solemnly. "I've already pre ordered a few. They look promising, if they can make CDs as obsolete as they're saying..."

"WAIT A TICK!" Illya roars, glaring at the newspaper. "What the heck! How do these ignoramus' know about Nicholas Flamel? Papa said that the Magi and Wizard societies had no contact - but it says right here that Flamel keeps a vault in one of their banks!"

You...
>Let Illya vent her frustration.
>Ask who this Flamel person is.
>Express disbelief that CDs will ever become obsolete.
>[OTHER]

>>24868875
>Ask who this Flamel person is.

>>24868875
>Let Illya vent her frustration.
while
>Expressing disbelief that CDs will ever become obsolete.

Once Illya's calmed down a bit
>Ask who this Flamel person is.

I'm sorry, Nrvnqsr;Chaos, but choosing all the options is just too much fun. ;_;

>>24868875
>Express disbelief that CDs will ever become obsolete.
What other medium could store so much information in such a compact and portable package?

>>24868875
>Ask who this Flamel person is.

Please inform us Illya how he is connected to the clocktower AND the wizarding world?

>>24868875
>Let Illya vent her frustration.
>Ask who this Flamel person is.
>Ask if we have stock in the company that makes iPods

>>24868968
>clocktower AND the wizarding world
30 bucks on !!ZELRETCH!!

>>24868748
Yaknow, she IS our senpai....
And now I can't get the image of Tonks in Ciel's Executioner gear out of my head.
>>24868875
>Express disbelief that CDs will ever become obsolete.
By the way, supposedly mundane tech breaks down inside Hogwarts. Know any way I could proof my CD player against it?
I'm serious about blowing Wizarding Britain's collective minds.

>>24868632
>=Professor Tonks' Teatime Lecture!=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_W9WK7JtsM

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"CDs? Go obsolete?" you ask. "Tell me another one, Auntie - I didn't think you even had a sense of humor."

"No!" Illya growls, throwing herself from her stool. "This is wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG! If Nicholas Flamel was in contact with these wand waving blowhards who don't even pretend to understand the mechanics of their magic's actions upon the world, then how come the Tower has never heard of them!?"

"Do I look like I'm joking, Harry?" You take a good look at Maiya, and determine, that she, in fact, is every bit as serious as she is every other day of the year. "I thought so."

"Or maybe the Tower has heard of them..." Illya muses, her eyes lighting up with a cross of depression and understanding. "Maybe, maybe the wand wizards are some sort of practical joke that the Tower is playing on Daddy and Mommy, though that would mean that Harry isn't real and I -like- Harry." She rubs her chin. "Or maybe it's some sort of thought experiment being run in the real world - what happens when you take away a magi's understanding of the world."

"Really?" you ask Maiya. "The implications of that... I wonder if the Goblins have invested any of my parent's money in that company - I should probably recommend they do." You turn to Illya, apologetic. "Sorry, uh, who's Nicholas Flamel?"

Something inside of Illya breaks. You can almost hear the screech of metal sliding against metal as she slowly double takes, the biggest, friendliest, most horrifying smile you ever saw gracing her lips.

"Who's... Nicholas Flamel?" she asks, not quite sure she understood the question.

You...
>Repeat the question.
>Give Illya a hug, she looks like she needs it.
>Pretend it was a joke and drop the thread.
>[OTHER]

>>24869360
>I -like- Harry.

Hug.

Then repeat the question.

>>24869360
>Give Illya a hug, she looks like she needs it.

>>24869360
>Repeat the question.
Because I want to see a pissed off Illya

>>24869360
Aww, I like me too.

She'll probably bite if we try to hug her though.

>>24869360
Hug her, wait for her to calm down... then ask. "But seriously, who is he? I know -nothing- of the history or important people of Clocktower or the wizarding world."

>>24869464
This.

>>24869360
I think we're going to have to study some alchemy next holiday.

But seriously, what's changed to have the philosopher's stone being identified in the paper rather than just a break in.

>>24869464
Basically this, I mean the only thing the Dursleys taught Harry was how to take a beating.

>>24869504
They also taught him how to cook, clean, and perform routine maintenance. Mostly because those require effort and nobody likes that when you have a convenient patsy.

>>24869360
>Repeat the question.
>Give Illya a hug, she looks like she needs it.

I was about to make a "The Philosopher's Stone is people." joke, but I just realized we're a couple years early for that.
>>24869360
>Repeat the question.

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You hug Illya.

She hugs you back.

Maiya takes a sip of her tea.

A few moments pass. Moments turn into minutes.

Illya's breathing calms down.

"I was being just a bit hysterical there for a minute, wasn't I?" Illya asks, perfectly content to make a head-nest out of the crook of your arm.

"Yeah, you were, just a little bit," you acknowledge.

"Not my fault," she says, her voice muffled by your sleeve. "Stupid mages and their stupid secrets and their stupid tendency to conceal information pertinent to the scenario."

You run a hand through Illya's hair.

Maiya stares at her watch.

"Illya, I'm eleven. You're eleven," you point out, "How do you even know what pertinent means."

"Well, unlike some people," She rubs her check cat-like against your coat, "I read."

You stare at her.

Maiya continues staring at her watch.

"Okay..." you concede the point. "But serious, let's pretend for a moment that I have no idea about alchemy and its nuances and historical figures. Could you tell me who this Flamel character is?"

There is a short, sharp beeping that comes from Maiya's watch. She steps forward, and with a strength that a woman of her height and figure shouldn't have possessed, she promptly pulls the two of you apart.

"Auntie!" Illya whines, "What was that for?"

"Kiritsugu's orders," she deadpans. "The two of you are not permitted more than ten consecutive minutes of hugging per hour."

This...
>Distracts you from the Flamel Tangent. The heck!?
>Doesn't distract you from the Flamel tangent.
>Makes you want to philosophize about the temptation of forbidden fruit, all that jazz.
>[OTHER]

>>24869798
We're philosophize, damn it. I want my forbidden fruit.

>>24869798
I bet Irisviel, Maiya and Kiri have the best threesomes.

Also,
>Makes you want to philosophize about the temptation of forbidden fruit, all that jazz.

>>24869798
>Distracts you from the Flamel Tangent. The heck!?
What about Iri's approval?

>>24869798
Philosophize, but don't forget the Flamel thing. We can talk and cuddle as much as we want on the train.

>>24869798
>Makes you want to philosophize about the temptation of forbidden fruit, all that jazz.
We are a Magus with the soul of a poet. Not a very good poet, but still...

>>24869798
>Doesn't distract you from the Flamel tangent.

>>24869798
>Makes you want to philosophize about the temptation of forbidden fruit, all that jazz.

We've got philosopher's stones.

>>24869798
>\>Doesn't distract you from the Flamel tangent.

>>24869882
Maiya will be following the train with a helicopter and a tranquilliser loaded sniper rifle.

This will backfire because it will mean we sleep on each other.

>>24869972
She couldn't even infiltrate St. Mungo's. You really think she can tail the Hogwarts Express?

You're a funny man.

>>24870003
One of them is a high speed train full of children. The other is a government hospital.

>>24870003
sniper rifle requires no infiltration

>>24869906
Seconding. We need some seasoning for our "culture"

>>24870003
>implying Maiya won't take the place of the trolley lady
laughingbertiebott.jpg

>>24869798
>Makes you want to philosophize about the temptation of forbidden fruit, all that jazz.
>Doesn't distract you from the Flamel tangent.

>>24870075
What about when we're at hogwarts?

do they suddenly get a mundane self-defense course, or does professor bins decide to move on

>>24869798
>"Kiritsugu's orders," she deadpans. "The two of you are not permitted more than ten consecutive minutes of hugging per hour."

>>Makes you want to philosophize about the temptation of forbidden fruit, all that jazz.
"Isn't it common knowledge that trying to forbid something just makes it more appealing?"
But it...
>>Doesn't distract you from the Flamel tangent.
"...HEY, wait, well-meaning hug-tyranny on the wayside for a minute! Alchemy! I'm really supposed to know about this guy, aren't I."

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Being ripped apart from your best friend - and quite violently, you might add, doesn't she have a 'gentle' mode? - is a surefire way to distract you from the Flamel tangent. It's not enough to complete wipe the dude's name from your mind, and you imagine that there will be people on the magic train who will have read the story, but still. That it takes the tale of a bank robber screaming to the streets about how he's going to steal some legendary and priceless gemstone to keep your concentration even remotely intact is a bit excessive.

Now, of course, you don't appreciate Mr. Kiritsugu's orders, but there are a few problems. First, you know for a fact that Maiya can kick your ass from here down to London and back without breaking a hint of a sweat; you're good, but for a kid. Second, the orders were probably there because of how visibly concerned Kiritsugu was when he found out that it was Irisviel who gave you "the Talk," and if hugs can lead to disgusting things, than maybe being stopped from going overboard really isn't all that bad.

Of course, that doesn't stop you from trying to talk your way out.

"But Auntie!" you declare. "Is it not a known fact that labelling a fruit forbidden simply drives those forbidden from tasting it to desire it even further? It's step one in reverse psychology..."

At your words, Illya turns a bright, bright red, and Maiya stares at you blankly.

"No."

"But," you protest.

"No. Now," she says, her voice becoming that of a commanding officer, "if you two have time to chit chat about -forbidden fruits-" Her glare comes down upon you. "Or how much you -like- each other" He gaze presses Illya into the bar "then perhaps you have time to double check on your packing, hmmm?"

You...
>Try to weasel your way out of this.
>Obey, go upstairs and actually pack.
>Obey, go upstairs to finish packing, talk with Illya over the mirrors.
>[OTHER]

>>24870303
>Obey, go upstairs to finish packing, talk with Illya over the mirrors.

>>24870303
>Obey, go upstairs to finish packing, talk with Illya over the mirrors.
FUCK YEAH, MYSTIC CODES

>>24870303
>Obey, go upstairs to finish packing, talk with Illya over the mirrors.

>Obey, go upstairs to finish packing, talk with Illya over the mirrors.

Make sure to ask about Flamel while doing so.

>>24870303
>Obey, go upstairs and actually pack.
We will have time to talk on the train

>>24870303
>Obey, go upstairs to finish packing, talk with Illya over the mirrors.

>>24870303
Weasel for all you're worth.

>Obey, go upstairs to finish packing, talk with Illya over the mirrors

Return to Flamel topic

Only 11 threads (13 counting Kerry intermission) and my daww levels with Harry interacting with the Einzberns are reaching critical mass. I don't know how I'm going to survive this thread without my heart exploding.

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"Fine, fine..." the two of you grumble almost simultaneously.

You shuffle up the stairway with as much reluctance as you can manage, Illya doing much the same right behind you. You take a turn to the left, and she takes a turn to the right, and Maiya looks on from the stairway with a sadistically pleased grin. Once you're safe and sound in your own rooms, drudging away at the task of packing away your worldly possessions, she flops herself on the couch, arm over her Tac-50 as though it were her lover, and flips through channels until she finds a special on paramilitary hardware and equipment.

You and Illya have the last laugh of course - your super secret mirror phones that aren't really a secret at all are in your pockets, and the two of you happily chat away as you go about packing the remainder of your worldly possessions away.

"So, who's this Flamel character, anyways," you finally get around to asking.

"Oh, just one of the few Sorcerers walking around on the planet," she says, nonchalantly as possible. "The guy who holds no insignificant amount of influence in the Clock Tower - and, apparently, in the Wizarding World - for having created the Philosopher's Stone."

She turns around, bocking the mirror out, and starts folding some of her clothes.

"You know, one of the most powerful artifacts on the planet," she continues. "The one speculated to be anything from a mystic code on the level of the Crystal Sword to one of the last remaining noble phantasms." She gives a hollow laugh. "Some even speculate that it might be an honest to God crystalized fragment of the Akashic Record, though the likelihood of that is slim."

That's... wow. An artifact so powerful that it could be a crystalized fragment of Akasha. You're not even sure how that could be a thing - but if it is, then this Flamel is certainly someone of note. You...
>Finish packing and head out for the Express.
>Ask how a crystal of Akasha is even a thing.
>Point out that hardly understood that.
>[OTHER]

>>24870303
>>Obey, go upstairs to finish packing, talk with Illya over the mirrors
Ah, Keritsugu's a spoil sport.

>>24870742
Probably move on. I think that covers the relevant topics.

>>24870742
Ask a bit more about this Sorcery of his. We've already gotten that True Magic Inoculation thing from Zelretch. Might as well try to learn more about True Magic in general. Maybe become a Sorcerer ourself.

>>24870742
>>Finish packing and head out for the Express.
Might as well get moving.

>>24870742
>Some even speculate that it might be an honest to God crystalized fragment of the Akashic Record

Ask how that's a thing. How can you crystalise something like Akasha?

Then note how we hardly understood any of that.

>>24870742
>Finish packing and head out for the Express.

>>24870742
>"So, who's this Flamel character, anyways," you finally get around to asking.
>"Oh, just one of the few Sorcerers walking around on the planet,

Goddamn it, Zelrecht!

Seriously, aren't only Zelrecht and Aoko the only two living Sorcerers on the planet?

>[X]Point out that you hardly understood a thing

WE may know about Akasha/Alaya and what-have-you, but Harry is still an apprentice. He has Mystic Eye Lore and little else.

>>24870742
>Ask how a crystal of Akasha is even a thing.
And then youlostme.jpg

>>24870742
>crystalized fragment of the Akashic Record

I know what you've read Professor.

>>24870843
>Seriously, aren't only Zelrecht and Aoko the only two living Sorcerers on the planet?
Flammel's lying low

>Ask how a crystal of Akasha is even a thing.

And ask more about the Sorcerers (and True Magic).

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"How... how is a crystalized Fragment of Akasha even a thing?" you ask Illya. "How is a fragment of that even a thing - wouldn't things go very, very, very 'let's get the Counter Force involved and kill everyone in a five mile radius' wrong if someone tried to do that? I mean, just what the heck can this guy do?"

She shrugs.

"It's just a rumor," she points out, "and an extremely unlikely one at that. The stone's probably just a few steps above and beyond a mystic code, kind of the way that the Crystal Sword of Zelretch is."

She finishes dumping her clothes into the pit of her trunk.

"As for just what he can do, that's easy enough to answer," she says. "He's the Sorcerer of the First Magic, he who can bypass the conservation of mass and energy and render the first law of Alchemy meaningless. Nicholas Flamel is the Denial of Nothingness."

She rubs her chin.

"Actually, now that we know that he's a Wizard, or at least involved with Wizards, that makes a bit more sense," she muses. "Wand magic can deny nothingness, to an extent, as long as the users don't know that it should be impossible..."

She blinks.

You blink.

"That might be a problem," you point out.

"Yeah..."

You...
>Panic. Your magic might be broken, after all.
>Panic. You won't be able to break reality.
>Don't Panic. Wand magic is for ignorant plebs, anyways.
>Don't Panic. It's only one door that's closed...
>[OTHER]

>>24871281
Don't panic. We will break reality.

>>24871281
>[OTHER]
SCIENCE EXPERIMENT

>>24871281
>Panic. Your magic might be broken, after all.

>>24871281
>>Panic. Your magic might be broken, after all.

"We're eleven" is going to be my turn of phrase here. Watch harry freak out over silly things seems kind of the order of the day.

>>24871281
>[OTHER]
EXPERIMENTS ON THE HORIZON!

>>24871281
[x] Worry about it later and finish packiing

>>24871316
Denial of facts > denial of nothingness.

Which gives me a great idea.

>>24871281
We know that its not impossible because others can do it.

Not a problem.

>>24871319
>>24871306
backing these gents.

We must apply !!SCIENCE!! to it. and if that doesn't work, !!MAGUS!!SCIENCE!!!! to it

>>24871281
>Panic. Your magic might be broken, after all.

>Don't Panic. It's only one door that's closed...

Who knows, we might be able to learn to hypnotize ourself to forget about some things being impossible when wielding a wand?

We're about to go to a schol for magic that is predicated on us not knowing what we know. PANIC WE'RE GOING TO SPEND YEARS UNABLE TO DO MAGIC CAUSE WE BROKE OUR MAGIC

We totally missed an opportunity with Maiya earlier. Harry should've pointed out that hugging is, by itself, not as lewd as all those whips and and shiny black clothes that Kiritsugu and Irisviel use when they think the kids have fallen asleep to the Princess Bride again.

I think we should panic for once. We're eleven after all.

(WHAT DID US AND ILLYA GET FOR OUR BIRTHDAYS?! Illya's was a few months before ours according to canon dates I think.)

Don't panic, because obviously there's SOME way to use both, given Flamel, Dumbledore, and FUCKING ZELRETCH.

Plus, we know it's impossible by Magus standards but we're ALSO smart enough to know it's definitely POSSIBLE under its own rules.

>>24871456
Exactly. If other people can do it, then even if we can't do it, we should be able to do it too.

Well as long as we don't summon any matter we SHOULD be able to use a limited amount of wand magic. But I'm not too keen on that handicap because makin things out of nothing is FUN.

Panic stations.

>>24871281
>[OTHER]
Don't panic, because technically even if we know, logically, that it should be impossible, we ALSO know that it IS possible by virtue of the fact that other wizards are capable of deluding themselves into making it so.

So we can LOGICALLY delude ourselves into making it work as well!

>>24871456
Agreed. We know it should not be possible, but obviously it is because somebody did exactly that! It is time for a nasuverse magus to do what he does best. Mystic SCIENCE!

Wait. Our element (along with the rest of the Potterverse) is Demons, which allows us to do wand magic.

So what's Illya's element?

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You panic. Being able to do silly, impossible things with you prana that you wouldn't have been able to do as a proper mage was one of the major reasons why you wanted to go to Hogwarts. Mysteries that didn't degrade as they got passed down, True Magics near as ordinary as riding a bicycle, -the ability to conjure snacks whenever the heck you felt like it-. All of it tossed down the drain because you -know too much-.

"Illya?" you creak out. "Is there a way of not knowing things? Because I'd really like to throw away all of my knowledge of magecraft right now, if you don't mind."

"Harry..." Illya sounds concerned. "It's not the end of the world..."

You begin to hyperventilate just a little bit.

"Cause if we go knowing what we know then what's the point of going," you rationalize. "What's the point of going if knowing what we're doing is so big a handicap..."

"Harry..." Her voice seems closer.

"We've broke our magic, Illya," you... chuckle. Yes, you chuckle that out. Well, less a chuckle, more of a cackle. Yes, you feel like cackling, right now, like one of those loons in a slasher flick. That would be a very good way to get all of it off of your chest. "We've broke our ma-"

Your tackled onto your matress.

"My~ tu~rn!" Illya chirps, hugging you tight. "It'll be alright Harry. If Zelretch could do it, if Flamel could do it, then why the heck shouldn't you and me be able to do it." She nuzzles your chest, not unlike a kitten. "And besides, it's clearly not impossible if people do it on a regular basis."

You...
>Calm down. She's got a good point.
>Glare at the woman in the doorframe staring at her watch.
>Bask in Illya's embrace until Maiya pulls you two apart.
>[OTHER]

>>24871600
If I had to hazard a guess, Third Magic.

>>24871600
Presumably since she was intended to be a Grail vessel and the Grail is also under the purvey of wish-granting magics, it'd make sense for hers to be Demons as well.

>>24871620
That is true. Hug her back and see how long before our self-appointed guardian intervenes.

>>24871620
>Glare at the woman in the doorframe staring at her watch.
>Bask in Illya's embrace until Maiya pulls you two apart.

I'm torn between these.

Critical dawwww

>>24871620
>>Calm down. She's got a good point.
>>Glare at the woman in the doorframe staring at her watch.
>>Bask in Illya's embrace until Maiya pulls you two apart.

All of the above.

>Glare at the woman in the doorframe staring at her watch.
Then
>Calm down. She's got a good point.

>>24871620
>calm down. She's got a good point.
>Dive out window with Illya, cushion her fall if necessary

>>24871620
>Calm down. She's got a good point.
>Glare at the woman in the doorframe staring at her watch.

>>24871620
>Calm Down, She's got a good point.

She's saying exactly what I said. You only *think* it's impossible but it obviously isn't because others can do it on a regular basis. We're merely ignorant of the true rules/proper rights.

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>>24871620
>>[X]Calm down. She's got a good point.


Illya. The voice of reason and sanity in young Harry's life.

Jesus Christ, how horrifying.

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>>24871702
Dear lord, it looks like we'll have problems then. Awesome, awesome problems.

>>24871620
>Calm down. She's got a good point.
>Bask in Illya's embrace until Maiya pulls you two apart.
Then when she does
>Point out the box of Rope and Horrible Shiny Rubber Objects that Irisviel showed Harry when she gave him 'the talk'. Kerrytugu is being a hypocrite.

>>24871750
>Point out the box of Rope and Horrible Shiny Rubber Objects that Irisviel showed Harry when she gave him 'the talk'. Kerrytugu is being a hypocrite.
Kerry and Iri are grown adults. Harry and Illya are children. Unusually mature at times but still children.

>>24871750
I'm pretty sure Harry will collapse whimpering if he tries to talk about those objects.

>>24871764
Putting a ban on prolonged hugging is kinda silly, though.
Would a group hug between Illya, Harry and Maiya be allowed?

>>24871750
Hmmm... Well, I do suppose Iri would be curious about that sort of thing and she always did strike me as a sub...

>>24871830
>Iri
>sub

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Someone post that dom Iri picture from an earlier thread.

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>>24871830
No. I'm not even into that, but no.

Iri tops. Because she's so curious...

>>24871281
"chill out we too school for cool"

>>24871844
>>24871869
I doubt Kerry would take things up the ass from anybody.

>>24871878
There's way more to dom/sub play than taking it up the bum, dude.

>>24871878
You are seriously underestimating the things that man will go through for her. Kerry would burn the world for his family.

>>24871869
I'm normally more into the dominant side of BDSM, but fuck, I'd lick my own semen off of her toes.

>>24871869
Hurt me baby.
You know I deserve it.

>>24871905
That's not exactly the point, dude.

>>24870742
>The one speculated to be anything from a mystic code on the level of the Crystal Sword to one of the last remaining noble phantasms." She gives a hollow laugh. "Some even speculate that it might be an honest to God crystalized fragment of the Akashic Record
It's people, Illya. The Philosopher's Stone is people.
>>24871620
>Calm down. She's got a good point.
If Wizards can do it on a regular basis, then it's CLEARLY not impossible, you just have to use Wand Magic to do it.

>>24871913
And she'd smile and ruffle your hair and call you a good boy afterwards. I totally see her as the 'nice but firm' kind of domme. Always kind and loving, even when it hurts.

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You glare at Maiya, who is standing in the doorway - no, not smiling, Maiya doesn't smile, though she does look at least a little bemused, maybe? Heartwarmed? Furious beyond belief? You can never tell with her - staring at her watch. The thought comes to you to dive out of the window if she tries to pull the two of you apart, but you perish the thought. Not for care of bodily harm, as thwarting Maiya's dastardly plans are totally worth it, but because you're not sure if Illya would appreciate the ten foot fall.

One way or the other, whatever negative thoughts had been plaguing you have fled. You're lucky to have Illya there to provide your bullshit rationalizations of things that aren't quite correct - you don't know where you'd be without her.

"Do I have to pull you apart again, or...?" Maiya asks.

"Five more minutes," Illya complains.

"No." Maiya states.

"But..." Illya begs.

"No buts, Illyasviel," Maiya comes dangerously close to smiling. "The two of you need to stop playing house. We need to be out the door five minutes ago."

You...
>Spring up and out the door POST HASTE.
>Lie back and take it easy; it's hardly 10.
>Go about things at a sane pace.
>[OTHER]

>>24872007
>Go about things at a sane pace.
>Go about things at a sane pace.

Maiya is cute.

>>24872007
Relax. She'll get all flustered, but that's okay.

>Spring up and out the door POST HASTE.
Can't afford to dawdle any longer. We need to figure out the entrance to platform 9,75 AND chat with at least one Wizard there (Malfoy, maybe. Or Tonks if we can find her).

>>24872007
>Go about things at a sane pace.

>>24872007
>The two of you need to stop playing house

Maiya ships HarryxIlya. Totally.

>>24872007
>>Spring up and out the door POST HASTE.
Harry respects his elders, and is a pliant little boy who will only be defiant to utter dickwheats or until he gets caught up in the throes of puberty

HURRY HARRY HURRY!

>>24872093
I don't know where you got respectful and pliant from. Our first decision was on him being spiteful.

>>24872007
>Go about things at a sane pace.

>>24872108
To people we hate.

We try to be nice to people who haven't shitted us off yet.

>>24872007
>Go about things at a sane pace.
A wizard is neither early or late, he arrives exactly when he intends to.

>>24872127
This is hilariously in character, too, what with our accusations of Dumbledore being Gandalf.

Going to second this guy.

>>24872007
>Spring up and out the door POST HASTE

>>24872122
Maybe. Strangers are suspicious at best, though, and I would hope he learns that sooner than later.

>>24872108
We're also compassionate. This means our default mode is nice guy. Now, if we try and be nice and they fuck us over we can, no we *will* have vengeance. That's just how we roll.

Think of it in terms of the prisoner's dilemma. Our first move is always to cooperate and keep our mouths shut. The instant we get backstabbed we backstab right back and twist the knife for flavor!

>>24872127
Indeed he does. Thirding.

>>24872193
Oh don't worry, Kerry's training will not fail to drill that fact into his very bones.

>>24872204
>The instant we get backstabbed
Usually what happens the instant you get backstabbed is death. Pain and possibly crippling if you're lucky.

>>24872193
Well, it's up to us to play him as having STANDARDS. See >>24866937
I mean Batman has plans to take down every single member of the Justice League in case they go rogue, are mind-controlled, et cetera. Admittedly, he's a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.

>>24872228
We need a Batman costume.

>>24872228
Issues, eh? I think we have a couple of those.

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>>24872319
We don't really need a batman suit to be British Magical Batman, though.

Wait. Guys. I just thought of something.
Get a bow and use it for long range dotstabs. It'll work even in places like Hogwarts where modern technology starts to break down.
Then we can be British Magical Hawkeye.

>>24872357
And I think they'll work really well with magus tinkerings. 『I wonder if we can do anything fun to the First Magic.』

>>24872225
We're not in that deep as of yet. For now backstabbing involves things like not paying us back the money we spotted ya last week, stealing our lunch money, or spitting in our face.

There will be a time where that is the case, this involves the nasuverse so "to be a magus is to walk with death". But for now it is not. That'll come later, after Kerry's training has had a few years to sink in. Harry'll be ready for that shit when it becomes an issue. Really, the man lucked out hard by meeting the magus killer.

>>24872371
British Magical Hawkeye Batman...I'd read it.

>>24872396
Bat-Harry and Cat-Ilya

Together they *really* fuck up Hogwarts.

>>24872371
Unless we've got a natural talent for it it'll be years before we're that good. I like the idea mind you, but let's keep things realistic. Harry's gonna be one powerful Mofo, but he ain't no sue. Best for him to focus on guns, Kerry knows exactly how to use those and he will teach us in time.

>>24872421
>implying Illya isn't تاليا الغول
>implying we aren't British Electric Batman if he didn't decide to tell رأس الغول to fuck off.

>>24872492
British MAGICAL Batman, rather.

>>24872492
...No hablo sandniggerol, senor.

>>24872492
>Implying Illya isn't تاليا الغول
...is that my computer reading stuff weird, or something I'd get if I read more batman?

>>24872529
>>24872549
Talia al Ghul and Ra's al Ghul's names rendered in sandniggerese.

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"But Maiya," you say, your face deathly grim. "Illya and I are Wizards."

Maiya taps her foot impatiently. "And if you don't hurry, you're going to be late wizards."

"But a Wizard is never late," you declare. "Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he needs too."

Maiya's failure to grin intensifies. She slides over to your bed, places one of her hands on Illya's arm and her other hand on your neck. Through some strange mystical bullshit voodoo that you have yet to discover the true nature of, she splits the two of you apart. Not like the rare earth magnets that Illya's embrace had made you, but as simply as one might pull apart two interlocking puzzle pieces. The two of you separated, she grabs Illya in a fireman's carry, and walks her over to her room to grab her bags.

You finish getting everything you need together at a fairly sane pace, putting the last of your assembled worldy possessions into your trunks, and trudging it down the stairwell. You're quite glad that you got the featherlight charm embedded within - even at a fraction of the weight, by volume alone the thing is cumbersome.

The last thing you grab is Gil, disturbing him from yet another of his legendary windowsill naps, and having him take his place wrapped around your left arm.

A thirty minute drive into London later, and you find yourselves at the junction between King's Cross platforms nine and ten. Unfortunately, you haven't the foggiest idea of how to go about getting to the 3/4's subdivision of platform, but it can't be too difficult, can it? Looking around, you...
>See a shock of bright red hair accompanied by many more like it.
>Spot something or someone pink near a pillar.
>Witness a small blonde family step through a pillar.
>[OTHER]

>>24872569
Figured.

A bit roundabout TBH, even if it is technically correct.

>>24871281
>Nicholas Flamel is the Denial of Nothingness.
We know our True Magic teacher.

>>24872583
Weasleys, Tonks or Malfoys.

PINK WITH ALL MY FURY

>>24872583
>>Witness a small blonde family step through a pillar.

We are not blind.

Also basic mathematics dictates that platform 9 3/4 is in between 9 and 10.

>herodotus rdomist
Indeed, captcha

>>24872583
>>Witness a small blonde family step through a pillar.
The most obviously magical thing is obviously the best choice.

>>24872583
>Spot something or someone pink near a pillar.
TONKS DETECTED
ACQUIRE TARGET

>>24872583
>Follow the red heads

I still want the twins on our side here. Those guys+mystic codes=AWESOME!

>>24872583
>Witness a small blonde family step through a pillar.

WE OBSERVANT

>>24872583
>Spot something or someone pink near a pillar.
>>24872591
I originally looked up my spellings, and I figured I'd be an obtuse fuck about it just for a larf when I saw the page had 'em in the "original" language.

>>24872583
>See a shock of bright red hair accompanied by many more like it.

Weasly Mystic codes GO!
And I want to see Illya's reaction when we say "I saw a flash of some red hair over this way!"

>>24872583
>See a shock of bright red hair accompanied by many more like it.

>>24872583

Red because of Indiana Weasley.

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>>24872583
>>Spot something or someone pink near a pillar.

>>24872583
>See a shock of bright red hair accompanied by many more like it.

>pink

>>24872583
Pink¡