[x] It's not my fault!
[x] ...yet.

>>25061169
Gonna second that.

>>25061124
Blame Susan, they came from her timeline.

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>>25061274
that is not how we roll, son.

>>25061124
>[x] I don't know!
[x] I thought this was one of yours!

It's all very simple. . .

I was also hoping you'd explain it to me.

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>>25061169
"It's not my fault!" you object as Alice tries to hide behind you, and Rafale seems to rech for something at his chest.
The doctor raises an eyebrow at you.
"...yet." you finish, and he brings said eyebrow down.
"... you are giving me such a headache right now." he tells you as he rubs his temples. "I don't like it."
"Now get in. We have much to talk about." he moves aside and allows the three of you to go inside.
"Ah, good mornings dearies." River Song greets you from the central console of the blue box.
"Good morning ma'am" you and Alice say in return.
"Good morning." Rafale also says after a quick nudge from his 'sister'.
"I trust you all had a good night's sleep?"
"Yes!" Alice, bubbly as ever, replies.
"Not really, no." you answer as well.
"That makes two of us." The doctor says from behind you as he closes the door.

Talk to?
[ ]The Doctor
[ ]River Song
What ask?
[ ] What's going on?
[ ] What's going to happen now?
[ ] How much shit am I in?

should def mention that they showed up when we used the watch, ask him to take a look at it, discreetly.

>>25061429
And see if he has those parts. We need to fix our watch.

>>25061421
Talk to the Doctor.

Ask "On a scale of one to catastrophic timeline collapse, how much shit am I in?"

>>25061421
[x]The Doctor
[x] How much shit am I in?
[x] What should I do?
[x] Does it have anything to do with Rafale's blind jump and my Casseiopeia? With a side of Mr. Kyon's FUCK-YOUR-MAJAIK ability?

>>25061445
In fact, if we ask nicely, he could have the TARDIS make us those parts. . .
Start sucking up to the doctor. Complement his cool bowtie.

>>25061421
[x]The Doctor
Offer him a jelly baby, then
[x] What's going on?

>>25061421
Talk to [x] The Doctor
[x] What's going on?
[x] What's going to happen next
>>25061429

>>25061445
You don't have much respect for Dr. Brown, do you?

>>25061478
>jelly baby
Does the 11th even like jelly babies? I'm pretty sure it was only 4 that carried them around.

>>25061501
Eleven likes fish fingers and custard.

Offer him fish fingers and custard.

>>25061522
>>25061501
>fish fingers and custard
Yep.
Also here's foods NEVER to give to the 11th.
http://youtu.be/TQuCP0GJHf4

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>>25061421
As River Song led the kids to another room for tests and questioning, you turned to the Doctor and asked.
"What's going on?"
"An anomalous temporal infraction, a major one at that."
"eyng?"
"Bad timey wimey stuff."
"Ah. I see. And how much shit am I in?" you ask him frankly.
"Loads. Heaps. A lot." he continues to rub his temples. "tell me, what was going on last night?"

Doctor demands explanation.
What say?
*Add a roll*
taking 3rd

Rolled 58

>>25061643
"I was having a vigorous debate with Mr. Kyon. Multiple fists and knees applied to my face and kidneys were involved. I accidentally activated the Cassiopeia, and because of the four Kyons about to smash their feet into my face, I pressed the buttons. ALL the buttons."

>>25061643
Kyon attacked me. I used my watch. These two people appeared near us and the kid was wounded.

Rolled 64

>>25061643
Kyon and I were having a disagreement over a student's behavior, and fighting over it in the quad.
I used the stopwatch as he was about to crush my chest. They appeared then.

Rolled 15

oops. forgot how to roll momentarily

Rolled 15

>>25061679
Seconding.

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Rolled 41

>>25061696
>>25061702
>2 15's in a row

>>25061643
Can we just go back to best of 3 or 5?

>>25061643
"The young princess had declared her love for me I returned her sentiments. It was then the King came for me, eyes alight with fire and hate. Perhaps he opened a portal through time and space to take vengeance upon me..."

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>>25061696
>>25061691
>could have at least gotten 64
>get 15 instead because of a botched roll attempt
Yeah, this is gonna be bad.

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>>25061643
"I was having a vigorous debate with Mr. Kyon. Multiple fists and knees applied to my face and kidneys were involved. I accidentally activated the Cassiopeia, and because of the four Kyons about to smash their feet into my face, I pressed the buttons. ALL the buttons."
He listens to your explanation, his frown deepening as you continued.
"And when I stopped time, I saw them there."
"Those two?"
"Yeah. hey were i the time bubble. And they could move."
"Okay, so you stopped time. That itself is a contained temporal anomaly. A not-so-minor, minor one, but still."
"Yeah?"
"I.. I have a theory."
"Tell me, was Kyon using his abilities during your... discussion?"
"He went all out. My liver was almost pulp."
"He must have affected the shields I have up..."
"So that's how they got here?"
"Possibly, but it could only just be a part of that."
He punches a few a few buttons on his central console, and from a panel in it rises a glass box.
In it, a ring on a chain.

"This is the Device River found on the boy last night. It's dormant right now, seems to have run out of power, but we're keeping it contained just in case."
He hands you the glass box to let you look at it better.
"It wasnt made according to any Bureau specifications, not from the past, not from now, and certainly not in the future."
"So the Bureau didnt make it?" you turn the box around in your hand, the ring in a chain suspended, floating, inside of it
"Yes. And that's not the most interesting part."

[ ] continue conversation
[ ] check on the kids

>>25062062
>[ ] continue conversation
The Doctor is rarely ever this forthcoming with information. If he is, it usually means something has gone horribly, catastrophically, wrong.

>>25062062
[x]Continue the conversation

trust River, and the information must flow!

Keep him talking

>>25062062
>[x] check on the kids

We COULD ask if it has anything to do with them coming from Susan's timeline. Maybe because Susan came here, a residual link between the two timelines remains?

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Rolled 3

>>25062119
>>25062115
>>25062136
As much as you'd like to check in on the kids, you decide that this conversation should take priority.
"Yes... and?" you ask him to constitute, turning the glass box absentmindedly in your hand.
"Well, while the Device is dormant, we, and I mean my baby here," he pats the central console affectionately, "we're able to briefly activate it earlier to study it."
"It turned into a sword." he says before you could ask what happened during activation. "And there was traces of blood on it."
"Well, he was shot up pretty badly last night, could have been his."
"No, no. It wasnt his, we ran it through our database, see?"
"And who's was it then?"
"Ah, see, now here's the reaaaally interesting part..." he pauses, as if for effect.
"It's yours."


REACTION?
*lg rolling

>>25062503
"My blood on his sword? No chance of someone else having used it, right?
"Was he...fighting me? Am I...am I going to be such a bad father that my own son will try to kill me?"

>>25062503
"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel, if he was recently trying to impale me, for some excellent reason I assume, that might explain why he seems so cold toward me. Is there any way to determine how old the blood is, i mean from...me...when it was drawn?"

>>25062503
"Hmm... he's been giving me the same look I get when thinking of my parents, my blood is on his sword... looks like I fuck up, or am made to..."

>>25062503
"SPOILERS much?"
Then punch him

>>25062688
I like this.

>>25062688
>>25062724
You want to strike the Doctor? When he's still giving us the information we've been wanting?
Fuck you chucklefucks.

>>25062688
Do not do this.
Pissing him off is the worst idea anyone can have.

>>25062688
He's the Doctor, a Time Lord. I think he knows what constitutes SPOILERS or not much better than we do.
And again, hitting a Time Lord in the face? That's outright stupid.
You want to go up and slap the Sorcerer-God-King in the face while he's talking? Do you bring this kind of That Guy playstyle to your regular PnP tabletop games?

>>25062574
"weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel, if he was recently trying to impale me, for some excellent reason I assume, that might explain why he seems so cold toward me. Is there any way to determine how old the blood is, i mean from...me...when it was drawn?"
"We've checked that too. You were in your late 20s when it happened."
"i see. So my son and I will fight in the future. It will be a bad enough fight that my blood will be on his sword and he ends up getting shot up half to death."
"Basically."
"Tell me Doctor, why are you telling me all this? Isnt information from the future supposed to be unknown to the parties involved? Spoilers, you know?"


*ROLLEM*
taking the BEST [or worst] of the first 5

Rolled 99

>>25062960

HereWeGo

Rolled 70

>>25062960
Best OR worst? This'll be bad, then.

Rolled 25

>>25062980
Wow, way to go.

Rolled 49

>>25062960
Ain't no way I can ruin this>>25062980

>>25063000
If it's you, Lookout, you could.

>>25062980
Now to roll a 1 and fuck this up.

>>25063000
>Ain't no way I can ruin this
Of course you can. You ALWAYS ruin it somehow, Lookout. Someone will want to be the chucklefuck for the night, and keep rolling until he rolls a nat1. That's the way it always goes.
Someone's got to be the retard of the group, saying that failure is fun, and going ahead and screwing it up for everyone.

>>25063036
don't tempt me

yep. And it's always bad luck to jinx the dice.

Whenever you say "What's the worst that can happen, it gets worse."

>>25063045
and that retard has never been me.

>>25063088
Not on purpose anyways.

>>25063088
Not intentionally, no. But there have been those that kept the dice roller on, which resulted in critfails when we were going to pass just fine.

>>25063096
never through plan suggestions.
and I'd wager that over the course of this trip, my dice have done more good than bad.

Rolled 51

>>25062960

We still need our fifth roll. Here's hoping...

>>25062980
Well, this should be interesting.

>>25062980
"Simple. While it is true that SPOILERS are supposed to be kept from those that involve them, it does not mean that they need to be kept secret specially if one's safety was an issue."
"sooo.. you're telling me because you're concerned about me?"
"Nonsense!" he objects "... well maybe a little."
"i see. Thank you Doctor."
"Oh, and also, I think you know this already, but those two aren't from your timeline, hence some of their spoilers won't really matter to you."

[ ] I know
[ ] Explain further

>>25063291
[X] Explain further

>sorry for the slow posting.
> eating lunch

>>25063291
[x] I know

>>25063291
Whether we know or not, the right answer to the Doctor is *always* to have him talk more.
Explain further.

>>25063319
knowing you and teeth you'll probably bite your tongue really hard or something

>>25063291
Figured as much, which timeline are they from? Some sort of negaverse where I am the evil negayate? Is that what this is?!? Tell me doc, I can take it!

>>25063291
>[ ] I know
"The same method that brought Susan to me, right? If you see Doc Brown, could you ask him to check his voice mail from yesterday and get me the parts I asked for this afternoon when he gets them next month?"

>>25063291
[X] Explain further.

>>25063338
>Whether we know or not, the right answer to the Doctor is *always* to have him talk more.

This.

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>>25063291
"Eh? Please explain further."
"Weeeeell.... You know how I once told you Time was a ball of stuff right?"
"I sorta recall that, yes."
"Well, that 'stuff' is basically, string. Lots and lots of string." his hands move in weird patterns in front of him
"But they're not all just identical pieces of string, no. Some are cut short. Some are knotted in themselves. Some get split in the middle and branch-off."
"I see..." you nod, understanding his metaphor somewhat.
"Those two, and your 'sister' as well, are from a split off part of this, your, timeline."
"So they're from an alternate future?"
"Exactly. Even if you found out some of their spoilers, the chance of a paradox is slim due to those events not happening in this timeline."
"ahuh.." you make a note to tell Susan that Rafale is more her son than yours.
"Buuut..."
"But?"
"Timelines intersecting back into each other, no matter how improbable, is still a real danger."
"So that's what's happening here? the split timelines intersecting?"
"Maybe. Maybe not. I have barriers up between timelines. Keeping them isolated from each other, see? Now, if Kyon's ability interfered with them, and if your watch did as well, then this could be nothing more than a one-off occurrence. "
"And if it wasnt?" you ask, a little out of your depth in this conversation.
"Then I will do my very best to fix things. It's what I do." he says with a confident smile.

ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY/ASK THE NICE TIMELORD?
*rollem*
taking the answer that has the highest roll of the first five

Rolled 40

>>25063603
"Well, just let me know how I can help fix things. It's what I'd like to do too."

Rolled 32

>>25063603
>>25063656
That works.

Rolled 33

>>25063603
dis>>25063656

Rolled 16

>>25063603
"What will happen to them when you put them back into their original timeline? If Rafale not only has a non-Bureau Device, but he uses it to stab me, him, my alternate, what will happen to him?
"I'll help in any way I can; since this isn't Alice's past, I'll help return her to her own timeline."

Rolled 95

>>25063603
>>25063656
Sounds good.

>>25063603
I'm new to this quest: do the rolls have an effect on the game (quality of the response or similar), or do they only serve to select a response?

>>25063694
both.

A good option with a good roll equals good things.
a good option on a bad roll can be ignored.

A bad option on a good roll can be a clusterfuck, but have some of the bad negated.
A bad option on a bad roll = death.

>>25063725
Makes sense, and sounds great.

>>25063743
crits can have extreme results. critical failures lead to death, and we have a limited number of reloads.

>>25063771
Sometimes critical failures will not trigger reloads, and will result in long-term consequences.
LG has said that now that we're in the Advanced Class, the Easy Mode we had in the Basics Class (all crit fails only end in hilarity and reloads) is over.

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"Well, just let me know how I can help fix things. It's what I'd like to do too." you tell him with a smile of your own.
"oh. I'm sure there will be an opportunity for you to do so."

---------------------------------------------------

Leaving the kids in the Doctor's care, and asking him to drop them off just when you'd be out for the day, you head off to class.

In the room, you find Susan there, waiting for you.
"How'd it go?" she asks.
"They're still being questioned and tested by the Doctor and miss Song."
"and? Any info of how they got here, or just what exactly is happening?"

[ ]Don't tell her
[ ]Tell her
[ ]Tell her everything

>>25063694
Well, it depends for the situation.
If I ask for a roll for effect. then it will have to do with the effectiveness of your action.

If I say that I will be picking the highest, like I did just then, then the number serves no other purpose than to elect a responce.

If I ask for a general blind roll, then it's related to a scenario coming up

>>25063968
>[ ]Tell her everything
She's us, she deserves to know.

>>25063968
>[ ]Tell her everything

>>25063968
[x]Tell her

Tell her everything. And get some Shawarma.

>>25063968
>[ ]Tell her everything

Ev. Ry. Thing!

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>>25063968
"well... The Doctor said they might have coem here due to my fight with Kyon. Something about Him weakening the barriers the Doctor put up between timelines."
"And? What's going to happen to them?"
"I don't know." you answer her before taking a deep breath and telling her the important parts.
"Rafale's Device was a sword, and they found blood on it... our blood."
her brow knots at this, confused.
"Specifically, it's blood from the future of the you that you left behind..."
"..so. What the Director said was true, they're from my timeline? My future?" Susan asks you.
"Yes."
"And... He..."
"He's your son. And aparently, future other you and him will have had a big enough fight for both of you to draw blood."
"I... but I didnt know back then. I didnt."
"I know, you told me." you say as you pull her in for a hug.

---------------------------------------------------

Minutes pass, and after you've settled Susan down, class begins with The Dude walking in the room with a companion.

WHO IS IT?
ROLLEM!
First to roll higher than 70+ names this special instructor the Dude just brought in.
[also, add what they'll be teaching the class]

Rolled 29

>>25064284
Sarah Jane.

Rolled 46

>>25064301
This indeed.

Rolled 32

>>25064284
Travis Touchdown
teaching Wrestling

Rolled 14

>>25064301
>Sarah Jane.

Teaching diplomacy. Doctor-style diplomacy.

Rolled 68

Raptor Jesus

Rolled 15

>>25064284
>>25064314
Best companion ever, best teacher ever?

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Rolled 61

>>25064284
It's everybody's favorite mad scientist DAVROS!!!

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Rolled 11

>>25064284
Teaching how to deal with gods and goddesses, especially if they're not.

Rolled 24

>>25064284
Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Alucard.

Teaching how to deal with Nazis suddenly appearing in a timeline they probably shouldn't be in.

Rolled 86

Hal Jordan

How to use a green lantern ring.

Rolled 72

>>25064284
K-9.

>>25064331
Oh, this is going to be glorious.

Rolled 90

>>25064284
35 year old ash ketchum

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Rolled 18

>>25064331

>>25064331
technically you didn't link the post.

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Rolled 27

>>25064284
Cpl. Hicks, how to deal with a xenomorph infestation.

>>25064358
Does that count in this quest? If so, we're getting K-9 instead, which would be entertaining, but not quite as useful as the power of "create anything you imagine".

>>25064377
which we already did when we signed up for this wild ride. Seriously it was " Imagine your weapon." and boom done

>>25064331
Hal Jordan? Are you serious?
At least get John Stewart.

>>25064377
>create anything you can imagine
Which is defeated by the color yellow.
We we can generate at-will. As can many of our other classmates.
Sousuke? Yellow paint rounds and grenades everywhere.

>>25064433

The color yellow doesn't break through Green Lantern constructs anymore, excluding rookies. Though Kyle Rainer might be a better idea as far as raw imagination/creativity.

>>25064433
I was thinking of John Stewart, Builder of green robots, but for some reason the shitty movie one popped into my head as I was typing.

>>25064468
And now you've got us stuck with the pedophile.
Good going there, Codeki.

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>>25064485
I could have said "Pedobear and Date rape drugs" (how to avoid them, obviously)

>>25064512
250, or 14, depending on how you count.

>>25064549
>>25064512
wut

>>25064512
You could just not messed up and gotten us John Stewart or Kyle Rayner.

>>25064556
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hal_Jordan#1980s_exile

>>25064565
>Implying alien life forms MUST sexually mature at a similar rate to humans
>Implying people didn't fuck 14-year-olds 200 years ago and think nothing of it

But alas, this is an argument for /co/.

>>25064591
Not disagreeing with you at all, just posting the reference for someone who asked.

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>>25064331
>using this
>but since people can't agree if hal is good or not, then I'm using this Guy

Some person you;ve never seen before walks into the room with The Dude.
"Okay kiddies, for this morning's lessons, I brought in a special instructor. I'll just be observing from the side and he'll take care of you."
"Morning you lot." The guy says, with a somewhat obnoxious, yet still affable, smile.
"My name's Guy. Guy Gardner. And I'm here to talk to you about technology that's similar to the Bureau devices..."
He reaches into his suit's pocket and pulls out a weird green ring.
"Specifically, I'm going to have you all learn about lantern rings."
His ring glows, and like your uniform changes into your butler suit, his clothes change.
Now standing infront of you in a black body suit with a green vest, he continues talking.
"lantern rings," he raises his fist to show everyone the glowing ring there, "are basically the same as Devices."
"they can channel your thoughts and emotions and bring them into reality." he demonstrates by materializing a sword made of what appears to be green light in his hand.

"there are various kinds of lantern rings, normally categorized by their color, powered by the emotion that said color is based upon."

"Known colors include red, green, yellow, blue, indigo, violet, orange, white and black. Each color dependent on a specific emotion.... Are you kids still with me?"
he asks, noting some of the class' eyes wandering off.

>>25064719
>care bear lantern rings

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>>25064719
"Now, I know this all sounds nothing more than a super complicated moodring, and I know I'm not the best teacher, I'm still in evaluation for instructor status ya know, but this is all very important... you'll never know when you might run into a black lantern out there..."

He throws a look towards the Dude, as if to ask for permission, he gets a nod.
"Okay, since I think you all would be better off with first hand experience," he pulls a brown leather bag out of nowhere, "I want you to form a line up here and pull out a ring from this here bag."

*ROLLEM*
1d8
1 Green
2 Red
3 Orange
4 Yellow
5 Blue
6 Indigo
7Violet
8 White

Taking the 4th roll

>>25064719
>I'm using this Guy
>not using That Guy

Thanks for quickly rerouting around the derail.

Rolled 1

>>25064770
>Guy Gardner
Yep, that's exactly who we deserve.

Rolled 2

>>25064770
Here's hoping for something based on an awesome emotion.

inb4 Heart!

Rolled 3

>>25064770
c'mon sadness ring

Rolled 3

>>25064770

Rolled 7

Hoping for one of the better rings.

>>25064798
Cue orange speculation.

>>25064798
>OOOH. GREED.
>Nioce.

>brb, grabbing a coffee

>>25064798
Avarice?
Oh man, this ring is going to make us feel greed like no other, just like our dad.
We're going to be forced to feel like our dad for this entire class.

>>25064851
PTSD time about dad HOOOO

>>25064851
Now that we've chosen, mind sharing the other colors?

>>25064949
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_spectrum

>>25064949
White - Life
Red - Rage
Orange - Avarice
Green - Willpower
Blue - Hope
Indigo - Compassion
Violet - Love
Black - Death

>>25064979
Oh, and Yellow - Fear.

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>>25064949
Oh, you didn't know what the colors represent?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Power_ring_(DC_Comics)#Other_Lantern_Corps

Green = Willpower
Red = Rage
Yellow = Fear
Blue = Hope
Indigo = Compassion
Violet = Love
White = Life

The Love one is actually the yandere "I'll make you love me and we'll be together forever in this crystal stasis cocoon" type of love.

>>25064979
Oh, damn. Blue would have been fun.

>>25064979
Is it just me, then, or are only four of those any good? White, Green, Blue, and Indigo?

Why would they even *have* the other rings?

(Why do we even *have* that lever?)

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As the class lines up to to each take out a ring from the bag, you see Erica pull out a violet one, Susan a blue one and Hina an indigo ring.
When it's finally your turn to reach into your bag, you feel around inside until a ring, by some unknown force, flies into your grasp.

You pulled out an orange ring, the only one of your color you've seen in your class so far, and head back to your seat.

After everyone has their own rings, Guy continues his lecture.
"Now, those there are replica rings made by the nerds down in R&D. They're mostly just used for training, but they have all of the abilities of the real ones, with the very same limitations."
He pulls out some kind of lantern and places it on the pedestal, "This is a power lantern, it's a battery of sorts for a lantern ring, but those ones you have right there are powered off your Devices and your own majaikal resources."

"As for the emotions that power those rings, Green is willpower, red is anger, yellow is fear, blue is hope, white is life, orange is greed, indigo is compassion, and violet is life."
"the rings you got were not randomly drawn, each one is designed to find a host most suited to it's emotional power source."
"Now..." he taps his ring against the lantern, green light fills the room. "let's begin."

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>>25065039
Hope? It would have burned for a few seconds, then faded away as Hayate's regular depression sapped the ring of power.
Indigo actually would have been damn powerful with Hayate.

>>25065057
Because those others were created by other factions copying the Guardians of the Universe, but wanting to do their own thing.

>>25065057
Well, the Emotional Spectrum is more of a natural force than something made purely for the benefit of sentients. Complaining about only half of it being good is like complaining about 2/3 of the Earth being covered in water.

>>25065067
>most suited
>greed fits Hayate best
>fears of turning into the same kind of greedy fuck as his dad confirmed by impartial device
Oh, this is going to be a GREAT session with Dr. Ikari.

>Erica gets Violet
Fuck, here comes the yandere-ace.

>>25065067
>the rings you got were not randomly drawn, each one is designed to find a host most suited to it's emotional power source

-1 sanity

>>25065067
>Susan a blue one
Interesting fact about the Blue Rings.
They function like a Green Ring when working alone, but they get supercharged if they're near a Green Ring.
Hope works best with Willpower to actualize it.

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>>25065067
You found yourself on a desolate field.
Dried earth under your feet, and a gray sky above your head.
Guy's voice begins speaking in your head.
"Okay boy, I see you got an orange one... Aint that a doozy."
"Greed? Why did I get greed?"
"Best ask yourself that, not me. Like I said, the rings select the users."
"... so what do I do now?"
"Okay, I want you to put on the ring and try using it. It's activation oath should pop into your head as soon as you wear it."
You hesitate to slip on the orange ring of avarice, but eventually do so.

Like a tsunami, you feel yourself overcome with greed.
Greed for what, you're not sure, but you know one thing.
You want it.

Words form in your head and slip out of your mouth as if you've known them long ago.
"What's mine is mine and mine and mine,
And mine, and mine, and mine!
Not yours!"
The ring glows orange, bathing you in light, your shirt's color changing in accordance to orange.
You smile as you look into the dazzling light on your finger.

Now you know what you want.
It's EVERYTHING.
And one way or another, everything shall be yours.

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>>25065274
We villain now.

EDGY/10

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NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
The world is mine

New thread on WEDNESDAY, 2200 4chan time.
>oh boy, RING OF GREED
>imma need new charts and a healthy supply of PTSD scenarios for this one.

>>25065274
>look up Orange Ring's power
>ability to absorb identities of people and use them to create Orange Energy construct-familiars
>LOTS of familiars
Yeah, that's...that's actually really fitting. With all of the "must get more familiars, more items, more tools" behavior, derived from /tg/ wanting to always have the right tool for the job.

>>25065274
I call bullshit.
The Orange Ring doesn't choose anyone. The Orange Ring belongs to a single owner who will fucking take your identity after he fight-rapes you and use it to take more things for him because he spends all his time greedily humping his One and ONLY Orange power battery.

tl;dr /co/ was here and says you're a faggot.

>>25065344
MORE WOMEN!

>>25065358
Read again, they're REPLICAS.
Not the originals.

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>>25065274
suh-weet, we evil butler now.

>>25065344
Hell, it's just derived from /tg/ in general. We're all murderhobos at heart, and what do murderhobos do?

Stockpile lots and lots of stuff.

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>>25065315
>imma need new charts and a healthy supply of PTSD scenarios for this one.
>new charts
>situation so bad that new charts are needed
Yeah, that's bad.
Way to go Codeki for setting us on this road of nothing but bad ends.

>>25065375
>>25065344
And it's not even a BAD behavior.
We're a butler; it's our job to always be prepared.
To be Norman, who the Megadeus-piloting Negotiator depends on to be able to handle any situation.
To be Alfred, who the motherfucking BATMAN depends on to have everything in order.

How can we NOT assemble a veritable armory of specialized tools and a set of skills acquired over a very long training program, to be able to handle any situation that comes our way with aplomb and efficiency?

>>25065434
/tg/ has branched off to be MINE MINE MINE more than a few times though
Given the chance with things like familiars, friends, shiny things, women, success

So we can't really claim we don't fit the ring at times

>Roll for random ring color
>Have the character's defining emotion arbitrarily decided
What.

>>25065633
It was selected from a limited number of rings of each color and a dwindling pool of candidates.

It's sort of like how at the time that Hal Jordan was selected, Guy Gardner was actually a candidate that met the requirements, but Hal was closer so the ring said, "fuck it, close enough".
An argument for Indigo could be made for Hayate, but the random jostling of the rings in extreme close proximity to each other as well as the dwindling pool of potential users as the class cycled through the bag can be represented by the roll of the dice.
Since we ARE actually near the back of the classroom, the Orange Ring might have been analyzing its chances of getting a compatible user, kept getting sniped by the other rings, then saw Shirou coming up and said "FUCK THAT SHIT!" and went with Hayate because he had the closest match to the emotional criteria before Shirou.

>>25065711
That is assuming that there was only enough rings in the bag for each student have one, and that the orange one HAD to choose someone.

On the other hand the bag could have had enough rings of each type that every student got the ring color most suited to them.
In which case I call bull on having it randomly decided OOC, then be told IC it wasn't random.

Unless the instructor was lying, of course...

>>25065839
There's ALWAYS the chance that the instructor is lying.
And assuming that there were enough rings of every color in the bag is just as bad as assuming there was only the number of students, especially since this isn't about creating new Lanterns or getting to know the emotional problems of the students, but to simply get them familiar with the general capabilities of the Lantern Rings.

Hell, just as a guess, he could have shoved 8 of each kind of ring in there, but only 1 or 2 Reds and Oranges in there.

Anyways, even though our ring was "randomly chosen by the dice," our character doesn't know that. Just like how characters don't know when they blow a knowledge check in D&D.

>>25065839
I think we lucked into having the ring most suited to our personality, and then LG just ran with it. It's entirely possible LG was going to say it was random IC, but after we rolled orange, he changed his mind.

>>25065879
You're right, since they're 'training' rings, I bet they just fill the user with the corresponding emotion, in order for the trainee to get a feel for what it's like to use a ring.

We do have a little greed, so that could be an explanation why we got that ring, but not so much that we'd be able to use a 'real' orange ring.

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>haven't been able to catch threads cause they start at 3 AM where I am and I work now so can't stay up for them
>catch the tail end of this thread
>we got an orange lantern ring
>mfw
>what the christ guys
Oh god this fits our Hayate far too well, we came to get all of the bitches.

We already said to Keima that we want him. This ring is going to make Hayate blow past his objections because "You're MINE!"
You guys better roll well when that happens.

>>25066445
And now that I said that something just occured to me.
You are now realising that Keima would get a ring with the power of Love.
Keima suddenly in a Star Sapphire battle bikini.
The world is forcing him to crossdress.
Stop it bo... actually... carry on boner.

(ignore the fact that Kyle Rayner used Love and it didn't force him into a bikini, he was channeling it through his green lantern ring)

>>25066548
Or he would get Fear given he's currently running away from stuff but that's not as amusing.

So LG, how was GM'ing that Rance Quest?

>>25067254
If it lasts I give it ten threads before inevitable crossovering.
Princess Maker type quest where we get to raise Team What Is A Vagina.

>>25067254
Was fun, would be better if my internet isnt fucked up right now.
getting into character [for a new character] is always a challenge.
>>25067320
nah. If it ever crosses over, I'd finish the conquest first.

>>25065913
It was supposed to be random, any of the colors can be applied to hayate.
you're just thinking now that orange fits him like a glove since what you rolled was orange.

>>25065144
>They function like a Green Ring when working alone, but they get supercharged if they're near a Green Ring.

That's not quite right. Without a green ring nearby, blue rings give flight,and a protective aura, that's all (can use the aura to make massive shields). With a green ring nearby they unlock the function to create constructs, heal (both physically and mentally) and do some pretty crazy powerful stuff like de-age a star (explained by something about Hope being the strongest emotion but only if you have the Will to actually do something with it). Meanwhile any green rings near blue rings become even more powerful and are constantly charging (I think they hit 200% capacity without even trying and can go beyond that if you push them). A squad of blue and green lanterns working together are insanely strong.

>>25067512
LG what rings did the other members of our class get? I want to imagine the hilarity of class ending and Guy saying "I want you to keep these rings on until tomorrow's class and try to control their influence on you." or something like that.

>this thread
>hayate goes full greed, like his parents.
>even has an orange ring to go with it.
well fuck.
fuck everything, we gonna bad end now.

>>25067597
Gai got green
Sakura got indigo
Jun got green as well
Amazoness, White
Shirou, Blue
Sousuke, Yellow
Kenji, Red
Keima ___________

>>25067647
>Keima ___________
Fuck you, saw right through me.

Gai got Green and Shirou got Blue. I can just imagine Gai and Kurou riding round all night and dealing with every injustice happening on the planet.

Meanwhile we fly around grabbing every woman we find attractive while shouting "You will be mine!"

>>25067647
Nobody got Black? But I want some Hayate's Parents, RISE!

>>25063125
>more good than bad
Naru was your fault!

>>25068831
He did get us Hina.
But, he has cost us around 5 reloads.

Oh shiiit.... Sousuke got yellow ring...

>>25069884
Fear...yeah, I can see that working with Sousuke. Most people think he doesn't feel fear, but that's just because he controls it well. He was a mujahideen when he was a kid, a child soldier all the way up to when he's 17.
He's got a lot of experience with fear.

EVERYTHING IS MINE. THESE ORANGE CONSTRUCTS ARE MINE.
>uses data manipulation to keep them.
AND NOW THEY WILL REMAIN MINE.

>>25068524
There weren't any blacks in the bag, how could somebody pick one?

>>25067647
>Amazoness, White
>White Lantern
Fuckin' jesus... Only Batman should have that power.

>>25072894
Yeah, that sounds like us.

>>25073230
I like this simulation.
>data manipulation
MY SIMULATION.

I wonder what Erica's doing?
>hack into her sim
I like her simulation. That's a pretty rock.
>data manipulation
MY SIMULATION! MY ROCK! MY WOMAN!

>>25073140
>Batman
>White Lantern
Haha are you serious?

>>25073442
I fully expect us to come out of the simulation, look around and see Erica, Susan and Hina, then we go MINE and grab them with orange constructs. Repeat for EVERYONE we're interested in.