A partisans life.

>>25121662
>>The last duel of EWI
How ya doin, MC?

>>25121662
>A one man army's finest hour.
RAMIREZ! STAR IN THAT SIDEQUEST WITH YOUR HUGE GUTS!

>>25121722
It's been good. Bought artbooks for all three games this weekend for uh.... "research purposes"...

>>25121662
>A one man army's finest hour.
Lets do it.

>>25121662
>A one man army's finest hour.

RAMIREZ!

>>25121762
>research purposes
You're fapping to Riela, aren't you?

>>25121662
>A one man army's finest hour.
Choosing this one.

The cadet and veteran are Sam's brother and Julia right?

>>25121662
>The last duel of EWI.

Sounds interesting.

>>25121662
>A young cadet's first day at school.
We must take this opportunity to replace Avan with the hero Class G deserves.

>A young cadet's first day at school

WE LANSEAL NAO?!

>A one man army's finest hour.

RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING

>>25121662
>>The last duel of EWI.

>>25121662
One man army's finest hour

>>25121662

>A one man army's finest hour.

Will there be explosions? And maybe people slowly walking away from explosions? Heh.

File: 1369879320461.jpg-(67 KB, 1280x720, Tfwnoseason3.jpg)

67 KB JPG

>we will never get to play as Erik Schnee again

>>25122238
Oh please, we played him last thread.

It was very amusing.

>>25121944
>The cadet and veteran are Sam's brother and Julia right?
Probably.

I don't remember if we had any former partisans in our group or another EWI veteran.

>>25122257
All five options were 'hit him'.

It's like MC can read our minds.

>>25122238

... Huh.

Wait, come to think of it, the "one man army" choice could maybe end up being a Belkan Knight, you know.

>>25122274

Tarin is the former partisan, and I think Isolde may be the other vet.

>>25121662
>One man Army FTW!

>>25121662
>Sam's brother
>Tarin
>Julia
>Isolde
>Ramirez

>ONE MAN ARMY

We better be defending a restaurateur who specializes in beef patties.

half-vote for partisan's life
half-vote for one-man-army

>>25122400
Hellz yeah.

>>25121662
>A partisan's life.

>A one man army's finest hour

>RAMIREZ, HEAD TO BURGER TOWN! I NEED A BIG GULP!

>merican gthkete
exactly captcha. exactly

>A one man army's finest hour.

I wonder if Ramirez will get a pet dog once the war is over.

File: 1369880110350.jpg-(64 KB, 780x520, Ramirez.jpg)

64 KB JPG

>>25121662
You are JOE RAMIREZ, mercenary for hire extraordinaire. You've made a living fighting in Sapin's various brushfire wars for more sides and factions than you are physically capable of remembering.

Today you are fighting for the Sapin Liberation Movement For Freedom and Justice, or something like that. You're sure they're going to change the name again in three months or so. Then again, it's not as if the People of Sapin's Democratic Freedom Movement, which you were fighting, were much better at naming themselves.

"Oh, Ramirez, good to see we picked the same side this time." Sergeant Foley nods at your presence. "This'll make thing a lot easier for all of us."

Like you, Sergeant Foley was a freelance mercenary plying his trade in Sapin. However, unlike you, Foley didn't work solo. He had his own small group he rolled with. You fight together, and against, each other for quite a few years now.

"Easy money's the best kind." You shrug. What are we doing today?"

"Oh, the same old. Take and hold a village that's traded hands three times this past week." Foley rolls a map open. "Nothing special, just your regular run of the mill village."

"So why are we fighting over it?"

"Because the other side's holding it, of course. Obviously it must be important!" Foley says sarcastically. "We're going in with limited numbers, so this is going to have be a lightning op. You up for it?"

"Totally." You nod.

"Good, you get the pick of the assignments."

>Recon
>Overwatch
>Assault

>>25122546
Don't even start man I'm begging you.

>>25122570
>>Overwatch

Turkey shoot time.

>>25122570
>Overwatch

>>25122570
ASSAULT!

FOR BATTLE!

>>25122570
>Assault

Ramirez disarm that emplacement with your letters from home!

>>25122570

>Assault

We do what every proud CoD fag does: Run straight into a hail of bullets and 360 no-scope our foes.

>science imngdo
exactly captcha. it's science

>>25122570
SCOUT
900 AP
GET ZM KAR 9(g) OPERATE INNAWOODS

>>25122570
>Overwatch

File: 1369880399334.jpg-(90 KB, 1000x707, MW2福利中士女体化.jpg)

90 KB JPG

>>25122570
>Assault

>>25122570
Overwatch.

>>25122570
Ramirez, ASSAULT that VILLAGE with your FACE.

File: 1369880611690.jpg-(12 KB, 400x300, Yuri Gives It To You Straight.jpg)

12 KB JPG

>>25122570
Every faction in Africa calls themselves by these noble names Liberation-this, Patriotic-that, Democratic Republic of something-or-other. I guess they can't own up to what they usually are -- Federation of Worse Oppressors Than the Last Bunch of Oppressors. Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves freedom fighters.
>Assault

Rolled 6, 5, 9 = 20

>>25122570
I say we let the chart decide what we do.

Plus I wanted to roll for this once.

>>25122791
Hey at least their fights pay well.

>>25122791
One might say that about other organizations as well, it's just human nature to try to use such words to make their cause sound better than it actually is.

>>25122791
General rule of thumb I heard, the more adjectives they have proclaiming how noble and honorable they are, the worse they are.

>>25122690
This is now what I will imagine in scenes involving Foley.

>>25122570
"We do it like we always do. Run and and shoot everything." You say.

"That's what I like to hear!" Foley laughs. "The SLMFFJ will be providing the bulk of the assault force. You don't really have to worry about those guys. They'll be off doing their own thing."

Two hours later, you see that "doing their own thing" is charging fortified MG nests screaming and firing wildly. Naturally, the casualties are horrendous.

Meanwhile, you and Foley's men are taking cover behind an overturned wagon. Foley takes quick look at the situation and frowns.

"Two MG nests and one sniper position. We need to get rid of those if we want to get in the village."

"Is that it?" You ask.

"Ramirez, flank those positions!" Foley commands. "We'll provide supporting fire!"

>Take out the MG nests first.
>Take out the sniper first.
>Other

>>25123060
It's a trap?

>>25123077
>Take out the sniper first.

Toss some grenades at the nests to keep them occupied in the meantime.

>>25123077
>Take out the MG nests first.
A sniper might kill many, but cannot stop a charge nearly as well as a machine gun. It's a simple matter of which causes more casualties in a given period of time.

>>25123077
>Take out the sniper first.
so he cant watch ourmuthfuckas drop when he pop pop pops

File: 1369881566368.jpg-(100 KB, 1000x707, MW2列兵詹姆斯·拉米雷斯女体化(...).jpg(...).jpg)

100 KB JPG

>>25123077
>Take out the MG nests first.

>>25123060
MC didn't have any pictures for Ramirez I've noticed.

>>25123177
It's a bit tough to find pics for a faceless protag.

>>25123152
>>Take out the sniper first.

>>25123077
You decide to take out the sniper first. Sprinting around the killzone, you push your way through the charging SLMFFJ troops, most of them ignoring you.

However, you catch the attention of the sniper, who starts trying to draw a bead on you.

>Sprint! Get to the building before he can draw a bead on you!
>Dodge! You'll be harder to hit!
>Take Cover!
>Suppressing Fire!
>Other

>>25123373
>Sprint! Get to the building before he can draw a bead on you!
We're a CoD action hero, we should act like it.

>>25123373
>Sprint!
See the following for reasoning.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBfbshfCZqY

File: 1369882189170.jpg-(117 KB, 850x478, Should have paid your bill.jpg)

117 KB JPG

>>25123373
>Sprint! Get to the building before he can draw a bead on you!

Taking cover will only waste time.

>>25123428
That is exceedingly appropriate.

Rolled 20

>>25123373
You pour your energy into your legs, creating a massive burst of speed as you rush toward the building the sniper is holed up in. You see a muzzle flash in a hole in the roof as the sniper inside tries to take as hot at you. At the speed you're going, he only has time for one shot.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 10

>>25123595

Rolled 15

>>25123595

Rolled 11

>>25123595

Rolled 20

>>25123595
>Rolled 20

Well fuck.

>>25123595
>>25123618
>>25123620
>>25123634
Welp. Time Paradox is go.

>>25123595
>>25123618
>>25123620
>>25123634

Oh...oh fuck we're done aren't we...

>>25123640
Goddamn it.

>>25123662
Ramirez has the wolverine factor.
>>25123640
Oh seriously?

>>25123595
>"finest hour"
>get's crit sniped right at the start

File: 1369882903802.png-(130 KB, 640x344, 35443563.png)

130 KB PNG

"sniper what have you done!? you have created a time paradox!"

>>25123650
>>25123662
We'll be fine.

What kind of CoD protagonist goes down after one shot?

>>25123691

pray mane...FOCKING PRAY

>>25123725
that one asshole who shot you and ghost in the head, then lit you on fire

Eh, we've had several crits on that Red Swallow fight and we didn't even break his knees.

Ramirez is fine.

...I hope.

>>25123766
That's because Fleisher was rolling like a boss.

>>25123766
He kept getting ridiculously good Toughness rolls despite the crits, though.

>>25123620
>crits aren't always end all be all. Yes they'll definitely suck if the enemy gets one on you, but it's not INSTADEATH unless your save critfails too.

You feel a hammerblow right in the center of your chest, stopping you in the middle of your mad dash and sending you stumbling into the dirt. Fortunately for you, the sniper doesn't make a follow up shot, thinking the first one downed you for good. As far as you can tell, the bullet didn't penetrate your armor, but it still hurts like hell whenever you breathe, probably from a broken rib or two.

So you're left with a couple of choices, none of which are exactly ideal.

>Crawl your way to the building. Hopefully he won't notice you.
>Try and sprint the rest of the way.
>Try to attack him. It's a tough angle for your gun, and just at the edge of your grenade throw distance.
>Other

>>25123897
>Try to attack him. It's a tough angle for your gun, and just at the edge of your grenade throw distance.

>>25123897
>Try to attack him. It's a tough angle for your gun, and just at the edge of your grenade throw distance.

Crawling is too risky and we already know what sprinting gets us.

>>25123897
>Crawl your way to the building. Hopefully he won't notice you.
He's most likely looking for a new target.

>>25123897
>Crawl

>>25123951
Shooting with a broken rib is a bad idea too. Hell, throwing a grenade would be worse.

File: 1369883646717.jpg-(172 KB, 1200x900, What.jpg)

172 KB JPG

>>25123897
>Try and sprint the rest of the way.

Staying here is a horrible idea. Pick up something and use it as body shield.

>Crawl your way to the building. Hopefully he won't notice you.

I don't think he's paying attention, that and sprinting wasn't a bad idea if not for the fickle Dice Goddess (nothing this fickle could be male)

>>25123998
Well, we're kind of stuck dealing with that anyway, unless you think we can get through the rest of this chapter without attacking in anyway.

Rolled 8

>>25123897
You decide to crawl your way to the building. It sounds like the sniper has decided to switch to greener pastures, returning to picking off attacking troops.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 4

>>25124218

Rolled 17

>>25124218
I am one with the dirt.

Rolled 17

>>25124218
dice gods!

Rolled 10

>>25124218

>>25124242
Putting everything into your crawling effort, you manage to make it to the base of the building without the sniper noticing you. The one saving grace of those damn snipers was that they tended to tunnel vision a little too much with those narrow scopes of theirs.

You've got some breathing room now. What do you do?

>Stop a take a quick breather. Those broken ribs are really a bitch.
>Clear out the sniper with a grenade.
>Enter the house and take him up close and personal.
>Other

Rolled 3

>>25124436
GRENADES

>>25124436
>Enter the house and take him up close and personal.

And once he's dead we'll have both a sniper rifle and a good vantage point.

>>25124436
>Enter the house and take him up close and personal.

>>25124436
>Enter the house and take him up close and personal.

>>25124436
You decide that this sniper deserves some "personal attention" after shooting you in the chest like that. You vault through a broken window and inspect the room carefully.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 8

>>25124623
it begins

Rolled 9

>>25124623

Rolled 19

>>25124623

>>25124647
>>25124651

Oh god, I hope the next roll is better than these.

Rolled 1

>>25124623
Time to introduce our sniping pal to something more intimate and short range.

>>25124666
SATAN DELIVERS

Rolled 2

>>25124623

>>25124667
You're welcome.

>>25124666
Oddly enough, there aren't really any guards on the bottom floor. This had to be one pretty cocky sniper to set up in such an obvious spot without support. The repeated rifle shots up above indicate that the sniper still hasn't noticed your presence.

>Sneak your way up the stairs. That sniper will never know you were here.
>Storm the roof. Don't give him a chance to react.
>Other

>>25124799
>Storm the roof. Don't give him a chance to react.

>>25124799
>Storm the roof. Don't give him a chance to react.

Can't very well sneak once we're up there.

>>25124669
>Storm the roof. Don't give him a chance to react.

Time to act like a CoD hero.

>>25124799
>Storm the roof. Don't give him a chance to react.

>>25124799
Hey guys, lets not get shot again, ohkay?

Let's sneak up the stairs, THEN bullrush him out the window..

Kay?

>>25124799
huh, why not sneak through the stairs, THEN rush him on the roof?

>>25124799
>Sneaky sneaky.

>>25124875
Changging to these >>25124850 >>25124874

>>25124874
Hey Anon,
*brofist*
At having the same idea.

>>25124799
You decide to storm the roof, rushing up the stairs with all the speed you can muster. Your chest burns as your ribs scream in protest, but you push past the pain. You kick open the door to the roof just as the sniper turns to face you. For the briefest of seconds, you both star at each other.

>Shoot!
>Charge!
>Other

>>25124995
>>Shoot!

>>25124995
>Shoot!

Rolled 9

>>25124995
>Charge! If we can charge him out a window and use his to cushion our fall, that would be awesome.

>>25124995
>Shoot!

>>25124995
>Charge!

Lifting up the gun will take too long. Use the momentum to not let him turn his gun around.

>>25124995
>Shoot!

Rolled 1

>>25124995
You do a classic quickdraw raising your SMG to fire. You see the sniper's eyes widen as he tries to raise his sniper rifle to do the same.

>roll 3d20

Rolled 11

>>25125161
Open fire!

Rolled 16

>>25125161

Rolled 16, 12, 17 = 45

>>25125161

Rolled 1, 8, 10 = 19

>>25125161

Rolled 17, 9, 1 = 27

>>25125161

>>25125189
Not bad.

>>25125189
I like it.

Rolled 10, 13, 12 = 35

>>25125161
>Sniper rolls nat 1.
And that kids, is why noscoping doesn't work.

>>25125189
The sniper tries to fire off a shot in desperation, but in his rush, he had forgotten to reset the bolt on his rifle. The look on his face when his rifle makes a useless click sound when he pulls the trigger is almost as priceless as the look he makes when he's perforated by a storm of SMG rounds. Dropping his rifle, the sniper staggers backwards and falls from the roof.

Kill! +100
Survivor! +50
Score: 150

Well, now what?

>Continue the assault and flank the MG nests.
>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.
>Other

>>25125370
>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.

We're Ramirez, we use enemy equipment all day.

>>25125370
>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.

Use the scope since there's no achievements to be gotten.

>>25125370
>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.

>>25125370
>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.
Show them how it's done.

>>25125370
You pick up the sniper rifle. Even though you're not really specialized in it, it still feels oddly familiar in your hands nonetheless. After ejecting the spent cartridge and making sure it's loaded, you lean out of the hole in the roof and take a look at the MG nests. You've got a good line of sight on the farther one, but the closer one is not at a good angle. You settle your scope on the MG nest you can see, and settle the crosshairs over the head of the gunner.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 12

>>25125645

Rolled 14

>>25125645

>>25125370
>Use the sniper rifle to hit the MG nests from range.

Rolled 20

>>25125645

Rolled 9

>>25125645

File: 1369888396392.jpg-(25 KB, 500x311, 1336302410501.jpg)

25 KB JPG

Rolled 18, 20, 18 = 56

>>25125708

>>25125708
Pop pop, fuckers

>>25125708
Truly a one man army.

Rolled 17

>>25125751
Not too shabby yourself

>>25125708
This Sniper Rifle must be enchanted. All it rolls is 20s when sniping.

>>25125819
Ramirez needs to keep this rifle clearly.

Rolled 17

>>25125857
Alas, I suspect it shall meet an unfortunate premature death in this side game. Whereupon RAMIREZ will weep for his lost sniper rifle love and proceed to DO EVERYTHING in despair

>>25125708
And you get a clean headshot on the gunner, silencing the gun and halving the defensive firepower raining down on your allies.

Kill! +100
Longshot! +50
Headshot! +50

Score: 350

Now there's just the question of what to do with the second MG nest.

>Reposition and take it out with your sniper rifle.
>Close in and flank the position.
>Other

File: 1369888784053.png-(73 KB, 700x992, Hell Yeah, Motherfucker.png)

73 KB PNG

>>25125708

Nice.

The sniper shoots, and botches.

Ramirez shoots and rolls a crit.


This is actually pretty damn cool -- its a miniature story/achievement of its own. Just kinda neat that way. A weapon with a history/event/accomplishment attached to it.

>>25125905
>Close in and flank the position.

I wonder if there's a lance with a frag round on it...

>>25125905
>Close in and flank the position.
We still have that grenade, right?

>>25125905
>Close in and flank the position.

The rifle has done its job now it's the grenades' time to shine.

>>25125944
>Close in and flank the position.

>>25125905
Well, you don't have an angle, and you don't have much time, considering how many allies have been cut down so far. Rather than making your way all the way back down the stairs, you grab a nearby drain pipe and slide down the side of the building. With nobody to keep an eye on their flanks, the last MG nest has no idea you're coming.

>Toss a grenade in.
>Use your SMG.
>Noscope!
>Other

>>25126093
>Toss a grenade in.

Time for boom.

>Toss a grenade in.

No scoping sounds fun, until you get shot at when you fail.

>>25126093
>Toss a grenade in.

Different weapon for every kill.

Rolled 20

>>25126093
grenade...

Oh and just for fun a roll

>>25126093
>Toss a satchel charge in.

Pff... grenades

>>25126178
The boom gods are with us tonight.

>>25126181
I like how you think, sir.

File: 1369889847744.png-(29 KB, 256x258, weapon_detonator2.png)

29 KB PNG

>>25126239
Thank you.

All my time as a covert op and stealing ninjas deers pants is paying off. Finally.

File: 1369890144848.jpg-(37 KB, 600x360, Boom motherfucker.jpg)

37 KB JPG

>>25126178
>Well now I have to use this.

Sprinting your way over the last MG nest, you slide to a stop right under the window where the barrel of the MG is sticking out. Priming your frag grenade, you stand up to get a good look through the window. Inside, you see a trio of enemy gunners, who just seem to stare stupidly at you.

"Boom, motherfuckers." You say before dropping the cooking frag grenade through the window and ducking for cover.

The entire floor is blown out by the explosion, and the second gun is silenced. With the defense line in shambles, your allies begin pushing in the village proper.

Triple Kill! +300

Score: 650

"Good job, Ramirez!" Foley says and he leads his squad to your position. "I knew you could do it!"

"What the hell were you guys doing?" You ask suspiciously.

"Providing suppressing fire, of course!" Foley says, a bit offended. "Here."

He hands you a flamethrower attachment for your SMG.

"Next objective is to clear out town hall. Let's move!"

Now that they're inside the village, your allies are starting to do a bit better. They're not dying as horribly right now, but they're not exactly making very good progress, either.

"Ramirez! Clear out the town hall with that flamethrower!" Foley yells, pointing towards a large, rather intimidating structure in the center of town.

>Advance slowly. Use your allies to draw enemy fire as you make your way to the objective.
>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.
>Other

>>25126405
>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.

Go go go!

>>25126405
Can we go get that MG from the nest that was cleared with the rifle? If not then

>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.

Rolled 9

>>25126405
SPRINT!
(mind as well, RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING!)

In the background, our erstwhile allies are hanging back and letting us do all the hard work... like in the games!

>>25126405
>Advance slowly. Use your allies to draw enemy fire as you make your way to the objective.
Discretion is the greater part of valor.

>>25126405
>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.

Ramirez does everything fast, except sex.

>>25126405
>Allies do nothing
>Clear a section
>Get handed an upgrade
>Now go clear the next section while your allies continue to do nothing.

Poor Ramirez, he really is a CoD hero.

>Sprint your way there. Time is of the essence.

Rolled 5

>>25126405
Let's make our allies work a bit?

Advance slowly

DICE GODS HEAR OUR PLEA! LET THE GAME AI ACT SMART FOR ONCE!

>>25126504
They suddenly find the wall inexplicably interesting. They cannot stop running towards it.

>>25126405
>Sprint in behind the Slam Jams.

Rolled 5

>>25126504
YOU THINK THIS IS ARMA?

NO!

I WANT TO RUN AT FULL SPEED WITH THE TRIGGER HELD DOWN THE WHOLE TIME

#YOLOSWAG

>>25126567
The gun jams in a realistic manner. This causes rave reviews among the gamers.

man rising storm is coming out tomorrow
all dat banzai in to american flamethrowers....

Rolled 2

>>25126544
If I roll high, please say that our enemies will take out our useless AI game icons in a humiliating manner...

>>25126602
I love how powerful the flamethrower is in that game, But fuck the jap knee mortors! they home in on me

>>25126604
The infamous 'stretchy' glitch has now occurred. Ramirez suffers 8 SAN loss.

>>25126405
You keep your quick pace, very swiftly outrunning your allies as you move closer and closer to the town hall.

As you near the building, you can see a squad of men hastily setting up defensive positions in preparation for the impending assault. By your count, you can see four engineers, four shocktroopers, two scouts, a sniper, and a lancer. They don't quite see you just yet, which means you've got the initiative on them.

>Use the sniper rifle. Pick them off one by one.
>Sneak up on their flank and take them out piecemeal.
>You got a flamethrower. Charge!
>Other

>>25126707
>You got a flamethrower. Charge!

Use every weapon at least once.

Rolled 9

>>25126707
We're not russians folks.
Let's flank'em and broil them like... like... I don't know, well done steak (but admitted medium rare is more delicious)

Roll

>>25126707
>You got a flamethrower. Charge!

You can't build when all your shit is on fire yo.

>>25126707
>You got a flamethrower. Charge!

>>25126707
>You got a flamethrower. Charge!

EVERY WEAPON!

>>25126707
>You got a flamethrower. Charge!

Fire is fun for everyone!

Rolled 19

>>25126742
>>25126743
>>25126751
>>25126753
Sigh... Okay okay.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25126766
Please stop rolling.

>>25126707
You decide to charge forward and take them by surprise. Breaking cover, you start sprinting towards the enemy positions. You can see that they're mostly divided into three groups. The engineers are up front setting up a makeshift barricade, while the sniper and lancer are in separate positions with the shocktroopers and scouts split evenly among them.

>Hit the engineers!
>Hit the sniper!
>Hit the lancer!

>>25126927
>Hit the engineers!

Barricade meet fire, fire meet barricade.

>>25126927
>Hit the sniper!
Target him first, the engineers will need a moment to ready their weapons, and the lancer is less useful against infantry.

>>25126927
Sniper

>>25126927
>Hit the engineers!

The Lancers can't do anything at this range without hitting their own, and those snipers are going to be panicking soon anyways.

>>25126927
>Hit the lancer!

We're hitting 4 dudes either way, so I'd rather toast the guy with the boomstick and a few stormtroopers rather than mowing down the engineers.

>>25127002
Agreed, always hit the armed enemies first

File: 1369891849811.gif-(987 KB, 400x260, worldburning.gif)

987 KB GIF

>>25126927
>Everything
Fire, fire, fire! Muhahaha!

>>25127019
we need a pyro to burn everything one day

File: 1369892002443.jpg-(892 KB, 1920x1080, 1322406307197.jpg)

892 KB JPG

>>25127043

>>25127043
Don't we have stormtroopers to kill everything with boolet?

>>25127043
How about a shocktrooper with a personality like Wendy's?

>>25127043
Classes need to be expanded on, really.

LMG/MMG would be nice. Flamethrowers are always nice. You know I had a lot of ideas about this when we were making new squad mates up but now I can't remember all of them.

File: 1369892204003.jpg-(41 KB, 800x517, 1301093818961.jpg)

41 KB JPG

>>25127071
COME WE CRUSH TINY IMPERIAL BABY'S!

Sadly I'm about to pass out from exhaustion and can't stick around for the rest of the thread, so I'll say this now: Keep up the good work, Merc!

>>25127059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUhOnX8qt3I&feature=player_embedded#!

Rolled 1

>>25126927
Welp it's a tie between engineers and sniper...

>>25127218
go for the engies

>>25127218
PFFT... all those poor bastards are going to die, aren't they?....

Rolled 6

>>25127218
I still say sniper

File: 1369892693403.png-(51 KB, 256x256, class_demored.png)

51 KB PNG

now to have PTSD from screams of the men on fire

>>25127218
The engineers are the closest so you decide to hit them with a full blast from your flamethrower. A pull of the secondary trigger and blue ragnite flame gouts from the barrel of your SMG, dousing the engineers and the barricade they were building in fire. The engineers scream as they start burning to death.

Quad Kill! +400

Score: 1050

That now leaves the sniper group and the lancer group.

>Fall back and find some cover.
>Try and break into the town hall before they can draw a bead on you.
>Rush one of the groups. [specify]
>Other

>>25127389
Fallback and find some cover

>>25127389
>Try and break into the town hall before they can draw a bead on you.
Bumrushing can only end well.

>>25127389
>Hit the lancers!

They're the second most dangerous ones due to their lances. The snipers we can pick off once they're gone.

>>25127389
>Other

Running into the hall with two groups starting to notice you is a bit risky. Try flaming one of the groups, with the intention of throwing them off track. Incidentally, which group closest to us right now? Flame and run.

>>25127389
>Try and break into the town hall before they can draw a bead on you.

It involves taking cover AND sprinting forward like a madman! What could go wrong?

>Authors derpit
I don't like the sound of that captcha...

Have we managed to wipe the jam off our eyes yet?

>>25127389
You decide to take advantage of the distraction the fire is causing to make a dash for the front doors of the town hall, hoping very badly that the doors aren't locked or barricaded.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 12

>>25127538

Rolled 9

>>25127538

Rolled 8

>>25127538
Time for QTEs.

Rolled 2

>>25127538

Rolled 9

>>25127538
Because why not.

Rolled 19

>>25127538
Ramirez, mash X to run fast and not die!

Rolled 1

>>25127538
Well... it could be bad or good

>>25127554
Eh, could be worse I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpVnyo7_lpc
Thread music

>>25127611
This controller has been disconnected.

>>25127630
You know what we have to do next time we're in a major engagement?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT_YCqpJ2_E

>>25127630
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_RIUaqP8FY
better music

Rolled 20, 20, 7, 16, 8, 8, 3, 20 = 102

>>25127554
Fortunately, the door isn't barred, and you manage to open with with a swift kick. However, the enemies manage to get a few parting shots before you're completely safe

>>25127657
>Migration to new host

>>25127715
>three 20s
Ouch...

>>25127715
>Roll 3d20

>>25127715
Oh shit.

Rolled 13, 19, 19 = 51

>>25127739

Rolled 13, 16, 13 = 42

>>25127739

Rolled 16, 8, 11 = 35

>>25127739
up up down down left right left right b a start

Rolled 2, 19, 9 = 30

>>25127739
Ramirez, roll those dice with your computer!

File: 1369894044620.gif-(2.03 MB, 389x157, Screaming.gif)

2.03 MB GIF

>>25127715
>3 20's

Rolled 8, 16, 2 = 26

>>25127739

Rolled 2, 16, 17 = 35

>>25127739
My back is made of steel.

Rolled 6, 19, 13 = 38

>>25127750
That's... a really good bunch of rools if we're going high

>>25127715
The dice gods are trying really damn hard for that time paradox.

>>25127691
>Implying that's not the Belkian Knight's spawn music

>>25127715
At this rate. The whole reason why Ramirez joined our merc group was out of hopes of getting a CO that won't just make him do everything and nearly get himself killed all the time.

>>25127781
Well to be fair Ramirez only exists while people are trying to kill him, or in cutscenes.

>>25127750
Whether it be dumb luck or some other form of supernatural intervention, you manage to get through the hail of bullets relatively unscathed. Unfortunately, the same cannot be said for your armor, which is ripped to shreds from the passing shots. It won't be doing you much good now.

>You've got some cover now. Engage the guys outside.
>Bar the door and clear out the inside the first.
>Other

>>25127819
>Bar the door and clear out the inside the first.

But not before tossing a couple of grenades in their direction.

>>25127819
Don't bar the door trap it with grenade(s). Then clear the inside.

>>25127831
sounds like a plan

>>25127819
>Other
Grenade, string, booby trap.

>>25127831
>>25127839
>>25127894
You unfortunately have no more grenades. You haven't had a chance to restock them yet.

>>25127911
Is the Flamethrower attachment liable to explode if shot?

>>25127819
>Bar the door and clear out the inside the first.

ONLY FORWARD

>>25127839
>>25127911
Fiiiiine... Bar the stupid door then.

>>25127819
>Bar the door. Then set fire to it.

>>25127819
Deciding that there's no other way then to go forward, you bar the door, sliding the heavy lock into place. You can hear pounding and yelling on the other side. However, you doubt they would blow the door down or anything, considering they would compromise their own defenses.

There's three places you can go to clear. The archives, which is located in the basement. It would mostly be used for storage of records, though it's highly likely that they would also use it to store supplies. There was the meeting hall, which would most likely be as a command center or barracks, and there was the roof, where you would have a very good vantage point of the surrounding area.

>Clear the archives.
>Clear the meeting hall.
>Clear the roof.
>Other

>>25128061
>Clear the archives.

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE EVERYWHERE!

>>25128061
>Clear the archives.

Might want to stock up on 'nades and some Ragnaid, if we haven't patched up that rib smasher.

>>25128061
>Clear the archives.

>>25128061
>Clear the meeting hall.

Burn it Ramirez. Burn it all.

>>25128061
You decide to go down into the archives. You slowly creep down the old, creaky wooden stairs. The archives, as expected, is a dry and dusty basement filled with books, ledgers, and papers detailing the village's past issues and administrative matters, long forgotten due to the recent wars. In between the shelves, you can see crates of supplies stacked wherever they could be jammed into.

You can also hear soft creaking and thumps of boots on wood elsewhere in the archives. You aren't alone down here.

>Go in loud. Lure anybody in here towards you.
>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.
>Check the supplies for anything useful.
>Other

>>25128250
>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.

Secure the room, then look at the goodies. Can't go wrong with that.

>>25128250
>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.
They shall learn to fear the silence.

File: 1369896021691.jpg-(52 KB, 610x386, 1338260524047.jpg)

52 KB JPG

>>25128250
>This room is unpure; it must be purified.

>>25128250
>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.

I wonder if there are any lances around.

>>25128250
>Go in quiet. Let's take them out silently.
Ramirez, 7 that 8 with your 5!

Rolled 16

>>25128250
Judging from the sounds, there are probably 2 guards down here. You creep forward slowly, homing in on the closer sound of footsteps.

(cont)

>>25128443
Try as you might, no matter how silent you try to be, nothing can change the fact that the floorboards are made out of old and shitty wood planks. One of your footsteps hits a loose floorboard and make a rather loud creak.

"Hey, is somebody there?" You hear a voice call out. You then hear footsteps moving towards you.

>Wait for him to come closer.
>Take him out now.
>Other

>>25128520
>Wait for him to come closer.

>>25128520
>Wait for him to come closer.

Take him out quietly.

>>25128520
>Wait for him to come closer.

>>25128520
You duck behind a bookcase and wait as the footsteps get louder and louder. You even start to hold your breath, almost afraid the very sound would give you away. Soon, the footsteps are literally right on top of you. From the sounds of it, the guard is right on the other side of the bookcase.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 1

>>25128642
dice gods!

Rolled 9

>>25128642

Rolled 15

>>25128642

Rolled 4

>>25128642
Well this shouldn't be too-
>>25128660
Fuck.

File: 1369897242554.jpg-(26 KB, 150x188, 1366167905382.jpg)

26 KB JPG

>>25128660

Rolled 14

>>25128672
You stand up to try and attack the guard, but in your haste you accidentally knock over a stack of books, alerting the guard to your presence. He manages to raise his defenses as you try to attack him and you both get into a struggle, knocking over bookcases and stacks of papers in the process.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 13

>>25128722

Rolled 15

>>25128722
RAMIREZ PUNCH!

Rolled 6

>>25128722
If I get another one I will off myself.

;_;

>>25128754
You manage to overpower the guard, slamming him into a bookcase and jamming your knife into his throat. The man gurgles and coughs, but he's pretty much dead already.

You can already hear the second guard rushing to your position, no doubt to investigate the commotion.

>Try and ambush him with a melee attack!
>Spray the area with your SMG.
>Use the flamethrower!
>Other

>>25128778
>Try and ambush him with a melee attack!

Rolled 4

>>25128778
>Try and ambush him with a melee attack!
Knife kills FTW.