>>25175997
die in a fire

Rolled 21

>>25175974
They're asleep, which mean's it'll be easier to kill then and gain their power.

>>25175974
Fill sink with cold water, plunge head in to clear it.
Then go to class with a towel on our head.

>>25175974
>having... some kind of talk with Anna

Are you fucking kidding me?

>>25175974
sigh... lets see how you continue driving this particular train.

Now would be a good time for Heather to take up heavy drinking.

>>25175974

try to wake everyone up for class, no sense in us being the only one to suffer.

>>25176045
Or just get addicted to the alien fruit.

Drug addict end.

Actually, what I think would be the funniest thing would be if we ran into Hound, told him about what had happened with Anna, ended up getting drunk and fucking him. I would laugh forever.

>>25176070
and then we could play as Anna for 30 threads and Exa can string us along and ruin everything again, BRILLIANT!

>>25176005
Did you not even read last thread. He offered the choice for a retcon and more people said keep going. He acknowledged that it was poorly done and said he learned what not to do next time. Quit being a bitch.

Rolled 88

>>25176051
Shitter shattered

>>25175974
I've been here since the start of Near-Future Cyborg quest, always lurking. This is the biggest shitstorm that I can currently recall happening, and over what? Somebody rejecting the main character for a, what I believe to be, understandable reason? Seems extremely silly for people to be arguing this much over the issue. In any case, thanks for running today.

>>25176092
>He offered the choice
That is the problem, he should not have, he should have done it before people started getting rabbies because of his abysmally poor decisions

Oh wait, I just checked the pastebin. Looks like Exa is retconning.

wow someone is bitter.

>>25176067
wait is it a class day? Do we even have classes? I think we should head to the cafeteria for coffee and breakfast. Lots and lots of coffee.

>>25176113
>Looks like Exa is retconning.

There is hope yet!

>>25176113
Yeah, people should probably read that before the MAD starts.

>>25176113
to copypaste it for easy notice:

From: MissMobius/Renard@BlackReach.EX.NEXUS
To: Arcturus/Einstein@HeavensJewel.EX.NEXUS
About yesterday... I'm sorry I couldn't tell you how I'm feeling. But I'm more worried about you. You started... acting as if I said things I didn't. Are you okay?

>>25176149
>You started... acting as if I said things I didn't.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, suave


continue.

>>25176149
Well then, let's get on with it.

>>25176149
Good, let's have a happy relationship with Anna and be done with all these arguments.

>>25175974
lets check out how bad our hangover is and get ready for class, maybe after we're no longer under the influence of strange fruits we can talk to Anna about
>You started... acting as if I said things I didn't.

> DAY 33 (MONDAY) - THREAD 84 START
> Tip of the Day - Armala Technical
> Armala Technical (Otherwise known as ArmaTek) is an interplanetary, profit-seeking corporation headed by Davidson, Descartes, and Jameson. They used to sell Phaeron Gas, spacecraft components, nuclear cores, quantum entangled routers, and offered a transgenetic service, but as of this morning, they've been barred from making any sales or providing any services, and warrants have come out for both Davidson, Descartes, and Jameson for immoral cloning experiments, dozens of sapient rights violations, kidnapping an AI, and utilizing experimental transgenes. If you see any of the three [Pictures attached] Please contact either your planetary police, or UPA military personnel, at [Address].
>Davidson
>Descartes
>Jameson
They... cloned themselves?
...fuckers.

You make your way to the bathroom sink, stepping around some more pillows, and turn on the sink, filling it and splashing your face into the water. You pull your head back out, and hair dripping wet, stumble over to the other Rhos, and start to shake them awake.
First one Rho opened her eyes, and scrabbled for something, reaching into her pocket, before opening them completely.
"Huh." She said. "Theta must have fixed my eyes."
You shook the other two up, and one twitched, edging away from you- she was noticably slimmer than you and the other three rhos- and the other pulled you into a hug.
"Yesterday was weird." The Rho hugging you said.
"Wait, wait." The one who'd scrabbled for something said. "Why are there three of you?"
"... I think there are four of us." The slimmer Rho said.

>>25176133
yea, kinda the problem with having a running journal 'off screen', people can miss things and shit can get crazy fast

>mistaken turbye
well something sure was captcha

>>25176149
IT WAS JUST A DREAM to the rescue!

Really classy.

>>25176192
"Okay, so which one of the rhos is not a rho? I know I'm not."

>>25176192
"We are the Rho. We shall upgrade the inferior ones."

>>25176192
"Because Theta."

>>25176192
Send a message to Anna.

<Hey, sorry about whatever I said yesterday, alien fruit is a hell of a drug. We can talk after class if you want.>

>>25176192
"This has prank potential. They'll be prepared for 2 Rho but will they handle 4?"

>>25176149
Neat.

>>25176185
Eh, I would hardly hold it against them. I would hold genocide against them, but not cloning themselves.

>>25176228
oh god, what if devi-kun turns into a rho as well

>>25176192

"I can't remember, I'm Heather, who else is here?"

need to make a recabulator for Delta soonish

message to Anna: <The Kliktik gave me a piece of fruit, it was hallucinogenic... I made a fool of my self, I'm sorry.>

to Damien: <VQ invaded, we had little choice, it was like she was waiting for you to exhaust yourself. better explanation will follow!>

>>25176192
"Can the real Rho please stand up?"

We are Rho. We are Legion!

>>25176203
Just roll with it, it's the least painful way to resolve this.

>>25176192
"Well, on the plus side, fruit drugs don't give you hangovers apparently. Otherwise the aftereffects seem mostly indistinguishable from getting blind drunk though."

"Because Theta." You say. "Okay, so which one of the Rhos is not a rho? I know I'm not."
"I'm Isaac." One Rho said.
"I'm a rho! Robin. To be specific." Robin said. "Which by process of elimination makes you-"
"I'm T-Theta." The fourth Rho said, nervously.
Robin giggled. "Nah, I know you. You're Rose."
Rose pouted, apparently unable to pull the wool over Robin's eyes.

You find your personacom again, slipping on the glasses.
<Hey, sorry about whatever I said yesterday. Alien fruit is a hell of a drug. We can talk after class if you want.>
<... Okay.> Anna returned. <Omnissiah told me about that fruit, and Theta was chuckling about it.>
Then you go to Damien; <VQ invaded, we had little choice, it was like she was waiting for you to exhaust yourself. better explanation will follow!>
And then you

"This has prank potential. They'll be prepared for two Rho, but can they handle four?"
Robin started giggling.
"Yes. This is the best plan. We have-" She looked at her personacom and back. "-two hours before we need to get to class."

>>25176260

'Rho' doesn't exist anymore, now it's only Robin and Rose.

>>25176192
"Magic space fruit.

Hell of a drug."

>>25176264
There's obviously going to be readers mad enough to not really care, and probably some trolls from QTG as well. Best just to ignore them and keep going.

>>25176283
>And then you turned back to the group, where Isaac was checking herself out in the mirror.

>>25176283
"We are the Rho. We shall grope."

>>25176292
we need to find that magical space squid that had the recipe for Swamp Brew

wait a minute

serpy is magical space squid


SERPY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SWAMP BREW

>>25176283
"And thus begins the gropeocalypse."

>>25176283
"We need a plan of attack. Who will be our target? I'm thinking someone you're not very close to, though Delta is obviously out since he'd be unlikely to notice or care."

>>25176283

i can't think of a good way to prank anyone, all of my ideas can easily be explained with teleportation.

>>25176283
"Hmm, now how to maximize our groping potential... Well, three of us can tk grope, but only one can teleport. We need a plan, people."

>>25176339
Why not all ambush the same person at once and multigrope. I mean, Isaac doesn't have tactile feedback, but he could still grope, so we could have three sets of tk groping going on and leave the unfortunate target flustered, confused, and kind of turned on.

"We need a plan of attack. Who will be our target? I'm thinking someone you're not very close to, though Delta is obviously out since he'd be unlikely to notice or care."
"I know!" Robin said. "Sigma."
"What, are we going to attack someone?" Rose asked. "Why? I thought Sigma was your friend."
Robin just giggled evilly. "Maybe Jilly's mom!"
"Or Anna." Isaac said.

"And how to maximize our potential... Well, three of us can use TK, but only one can teleport. We need a plan, people."
"I can easily teleport four people, now that I'm all rested. I just need rose to hang onto my back if I want to do it right."

Rose looked utterly, completely confused.

>>25176354
That's how you should always leave your targets.

>>25176372

"I don't get to hang out with Sigma enough, let's take her!"

>>25176372
"This isn't really an attack, Rose, think of it like a sport, the sport of surprise tk groping."

>>25176372
Sigma sounds best. Last time Luna was groped she took it as a seduction attempt. And as fun as that was I don't think Rose here is ready for a moresome.

>>25176283
"Okay, okay, okay.

First, we need to trick Sigma, Jilly, Summer and Anna into the same room.

Then, Robin teleports us in and we launch a precision grope strike."

>>25176283
"Should we pull creepy hallway twin shenanigans?"
"~Lalalalala, La~, etc, appearing in twos and then showing up whichever way our target attempts to run?"

>>25176372
phantom grope doc Manus and make him think it was Neva

then phantom grope Neva and make her think it was Manus

>>25176372
"Hmmm...Sigma has potential. But are you sure she doesn't know you well enough to notice instantly, from like how you grope or something? You ARE pretty prolific at that, after all."

>>25176372
"Sigma it is! I've already had plenty of time to grope Jilly's mom, and groping Anna right now might be awkward."

>>25176372
"Elementary, dear Rose; The Groping shall swoop across the station."

>>25176398
I agree with this honestly, the researchers would be least likely to notice.

>>25176410
and least able to retaliate, consider this thirded

>Lin keeps telling me thanks for sending him some kind of scribbled bit of paper, but I don't remember it.
It probably came from FutureDamien. Which lends a some circumstantial evidence to the Jabberwocky theory I suppose.

>You started... acting as if I said things I didn't. Are you okay?
This is really stupid.

the retaliation is half the fun. Its not fair if they can't fight back.

>>25176410

we should avoid pranking Kailynn though, she's scary when mad.

>>25176398
Yes! We said we'd try and meddle with Manus and Neva before, and never did. Let's get this thing started.

>>25176372
"Well we can't prank Damien since he will expect it."

>>25176372
"Remember a while ago when we plotted to meddle with Manus and Neva... might this be the time?"

"This isn't really an attack, Rose, think of it like a sport. the sport of surprise TK groping."
"TK what?!" Rose asked, and her cheeks went the same color as a beet.

"I have an idea." You say, and grin. "Remember a while ago when we plotted to meddle with Manus and Neva... might this be the time?"
"Eheheheheh~" Robin said.

Sometime later, you were in the vents, crawling along, peeking looks at Isaac in front of you, while Robin and Rose were in the other vent in the room. You slid closer, and peeked through the vents, looking down at the councilor's room. There Manus and Neva were, side by side, looking down at papers and tablets, tapping and pressing buttons. Max was there, chewing on a bone- and he spared a look up to you, and then to the other vent, and went back to chewing.
"Keep in mind, you're the only one with TP. You'll need to synchronize things." Isaac whispered.

>>25176478
"Let's prepare for multi-ass groping. Everyone in position?"

>>25176478

"just say when"

>>25176478
>Max was there, chewing on a bone- and he spared a look up to you, and then to the other vent, and went back to chewing.

Max doesn't even care anymore, he has come to accept the inevitability of us doing silly things.

Well then, let's figure this out. We need to start slow and subtle, and not scare off Manus before it's too late.

>>25176478
start things off with a subtle brushing of thighs and a slip of a hand on an arm, and slowly ramp things up

also, get max out of the room, tell him we are performing SCIENCE

>>25176517
I second this. Start slow and subtle, almost like it's an accident at first.

>>25176504
consider max's perspective, its his job to get us to use, abuse and further develop our powers, right now, this is a perfect experiment

>>25176478
<This is a scientific experiment Max, please do not interfere.>

>>25176478
<Everybody be ready to deploy groping on my mark>

>>25176478
Hmm, I wonder if it would be possible to subtly nudge them closer to each other without them noticing.

>>25176560
make a hand slip off the desk and the like? nice thinking

Oh god, this butthurt is hilarious. I love it.

<This is a scientific experiment, Max, please do not interfere.>
Max huffed, and set down his bone.
"Someone is calling me on telepathy. One moment." He said, and picked up his bone, walking out of the room. "Make sure to save your data."
"Right." Manus said, and tapped on his tablet.

<Let's start things off subtly.> You tell everyone. <Slow and subtle. Everyone in position?>
<We're in position.> Robin said from the other vent.
Then you nod, and with TK, the three of you started doing things.
Neva got an inkling of a grin when you Manus's hand on her thigh- but the researcher himself seemed too focused to even notice someone had moved his hand. With another push, you pushed Neva closer- she eyed your vent... But turned back to Manus.
"... You'd better watch where your hand is, John." She said, in a low voice, whispering in his ear.

Manus blanched- then twitched when someone used TK on him.
"I- I um." He said. "Let's... um, get back to work, right? Okay?"
"Nope!" Neva said, and slammed off his tablet. "Too late."
And then she kissed his ear, and he bolted.
Isaac grinned, and with her first telekinesis since you'd started, she stopped Manus bodily, holding him in place. Neva grabbed him by the waist, and started dragging him off, out of the room.
"Mission success!" Robin called, after the door hissed shut.

>>25176611
"Good work everyone, we are the heroes this station deserves!"

>>25176611

"she's... pretty strong." "I hope our punishment will be swift and painless."

>>25176629
>Heroines
>Isaac
thispleasesme.tiff

>>25176611
"On to the next one!"

>>25176611
"That was quicker than I'd expected. We might even have time to 'help' someone else."

>>25176611
"Great work everyone. But, now that I think of it...this didn't really make use of our new guises at all."

>>25176611
that went well

now do we have enough time to make Delta's recabulator before class? we've been stringing him along

ohohohoh

>>25176611
"Good job everybody! Who do we ambush next?"

>>25176676
Oh you.

>>25176676
Don't worry, when he asked us for a recabulator that was actually all a random hallucination.

>>25176611
"So what now? Can anyone think of other important issues that require our attention before class?"

>>25176676
Yeah. Much as I am in favour of dicking him over because he's an asshole, he did pretty much exactly what we needed him to do, and he did it very well.

He earned that recabulator.

>>25176676
>Technically, you could try to make it any time. Because of manifestation.

"She's... pretty strong." You say.
"Is John even his first name?" Robin asked.
"I don't think so." Isaac responded.
"Good work, everyone! We are the heroines this station deserves!"
"Yes!" Isaac said.
"What, no comment about not being a heroine?" Robin asked, kicking her way out of the vent.
"Hey, a certain nothing between my legs and an awesome ass. I'm not even going to try to keep my masculinity." Isaac said.
"But now that I think about it, this didn't really make use of our new guises at all." You say.
"I'm still not sure why we're doing this." Rose said, quietly. Robin ruffled her hair.
"Don't worry. It's for science."
"Who do we ambush next?"
"... Well, we could probably screw with Sigma." Robin said. "Or Sarvesh! We could totally screw with Sarvesh."
"I haven't met Sarvesh yet." Rose said.
"You should! He's huge!"

>>25176716
"To Sarvesh!"

>>25176716
"He is the Crabcake."

>>25176716
"To Sarvesh! He'll make us breakfast!"

Cue a horde of Rhos hanging onto Sarvesh as he cooks.

>>25176716
"How do we screw with Sarvesh? Put on slinky black dresses and lounge on his back?"

>>25176716
"Why not both?"

>>25176716

"you'll like him he's a very good cook, it will be a challenge to break his composure... perfect!"

Awww man, we're retconning? Why? The whole thing with Anna wasn't even out of character, made perfect sense.

>>25176743
As opposed to if we were four Heathers, then breaking his composure would be as simple as him seeing us.

>>25176765
Just roll with it, it's keeping people happy, and I'd like to avoid another two dozen threads of rage.

>>25176765
Because people bitched when the girl who said she wasn't a lesbian turned out to not be a lesbian after we delayed talking to her.

>>25176765
>>25176786
The hell are people even butthurt about? It's pretend people in a pretend world.

>>25176786
>implying this hamfisted bullshit isn't making me rage
People voted no to a retcon, and then he retconned anyway, and didn't even do it properly.

>>25176807
Sounds like a serious case of not my problem.

>>25176825
Because they have the maturity of cheap whiskey.

"You'll like him. He's a very good cook. It'll be a challenge to break his composure... Perfect!"

"Remember, nobody talk." Robin said. "Even though centaur can't hear things well, they can hear from a distance really well, because it echos in their ear canals."
"How do you know so much about these aliens?" Rose asked.
"Research." Robin said.
With a pamf, the four of you appeared in the cafeteria, crouching. Over the counter in the wall to the kitchen, there was Sarvesh, broad shouldered and massive as always, cooking what looked like some kind of soup.
Robin made some hand gestures, telling you all to move, and you crept closer to the counter, sitting down below it and out of Sarvesh's view. The constant clinking of silverware and rushing, boiling water came from above.
"What's the plan?" Robin asked, breathing super quietly in your ear.

>>25176765
It really was an alright way out of the Anna situation but I believe it caused so much trouble was mostly people felt it was a cop-out, though I could be wrong given I didn't read every single post last thread. Though, one very vocal guy earlier in the thread couldn't keep his furious rectalrage in check, so Exabyte retconned it to avoid more loads of shit being shot at him.

>>25176861
>Double post?
"Sarvesh is already nervous of you, so we just need to keep him off balance with a horde of Rhos from every angle."

>>25176861
"Mud wrestling. It's the only way."

>>25176765
>>25176786
>>25176807
>>25176825
>>25176842
>>25176855
>>25176875
Please can you just take this to the QTG or something. All this spoiler text is not subtle at all.

>>25176861
"One of us should go out and talk to him, lure him to the others, then by the time he realises he's surrounded by Rhos, it will be too late."

>>25176875
the fact we were on Drugs helps make the retcon plausible instead of an 'it was all a dream'

>>25176861
"Okay, one of us goes out and leads him into an ambush.

At the ambush we go for the long shot, two of us grope each other in front of him, the other two, including the one who led him, hold one of his smaller hands each and put on sultry voices asking for food before trying to grope him through carapace."

>>25176861
Did Theta grow his missing limbs back, or did he moult, or has he got cybernetics again?

>>25176907
I don't think we were on drugs when we talked with Anna. We were on drugs immediately after we talked with Anna.

>>25176861

"Robin, ask him to make enough food for a lot of people, sit down at an empty table, then when he's done cooking, we'll storm in and thank him in unison."

>would this be suitably funny?
>doesn't have to be this but we should at the very least surround him with Rho.

>>25176861
<One of us will lure him out. The others will postition themselver around him. When he comes near, he will suddenly be surrrounded by an army of Rhos.>

>>25176907
We weren't on drugs though. We didn't eat the fruit until afterwards.

>>25176861
"All of us go in to eat one by one and greet him, acting like there's nothing wrong."

For those of you discussing retconning - we don't know what it was that Heather did in response to what (and we don't know for sure what) Anna didn't say.

>>25176935

we licked it while traveling to the station.

>>25176920
>>25176935
>>25176955
>>25176959
take is to the GTG, whats done is done so lets move on with the quest

>>25176969
Why would we take this discussion to a QTG? This is related solely to Psion Quest, not quest in general.

<One of us should go out and talk to him, lure him to the others, then by the time he realises he's surrounded by Rhos, it will be too late.> You telepath with everyone.
Robin and Isaac looked over to Rose.
"B-b-" She said, eyes wide.
Robin gave her a pat on the cheek, and she nodded, resolute.
A pamf later, Rose was outside of the room, and came in, holding her own wrist.
"U-um." She said.
"Hey, Robin. I'm just making breakfast for everyone." Sarvesh said. He looked all patched up, it seemed.
"I'm Rose." She said. And gave him a wave.
"Oh! Sorry. You look kind of the same, to be honest."
She giggled, nervously. "W-we get that a lot."
"Want a snack?"
"Sure."

Sarvesh grabbed something, and teleported into the cafeteria proper- And you, Robin, and Isaac tackled him. Robin found herself on his torso's shoulders, you were sitting on his back, and Isaac was hugging him.
"... Oh dear." Sarvesh said.
"They made me!" Rose said, and pouted.
Sarvesh held out a small icecream sandwich, utterly covered in Rhos, and Rose opened it.
"Wh-why am I suddenly covered in women?" Sarvesh asked.

>>25177006
TK GROPE HIS DICK!

>>25177006
"Forgot to turn your HASHTAG SWAG off."

>>25176959
One lick, and we completely imagined a conversation with no other effects? The fruit only gave us visual hallucinations anyway, nothing weird happened with audio or other senses (the things people said all made sense, the 'taco' still tasted of peanut butter, etc).

>>25177006
"What you don't like being covered in women?"

>>25177006

"must be your magnetic personality."

>I think we can call this a success

>>25176990
Do it after it's over then.

>>25177006
"It's a prank! Our previous prank may have been better I admit."

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>>25177006
"When aren't you?"

>>25177006
clunk goes the centaur

>>25177035
Look, obviously something strange is going on, but we should figure that out when we get to it. Not before.

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>>25177053
that head on this body adn you get Sarvesh

>>25177058
Nothing strange is going on. Exa panicked and made another stupid decision. Perfectly normal.
>To be completely honest, I'm at a loss as to how to handle and fix this. It'd probably be better for me if I had retconned everything, but..
>Screw it, I'm going to run anyway. Ten minutes or so!

>>25177006
"Because you're just that good."

Try to grope him through his carapace.

"What, you don't like being covered in women?"
"I don't mind it, of course." Sarvesh said.
"It must be your magnetic personality." You say. "When aren't you?"
"That is a rather disturbing trend." Sarvesh said. "Though it's usually Summer and... Heather."
He squinted at you- and Robin, from his shoulders, covered his eyes.
"... I'm unable to see like this." Sarvesh said.
"We know." Isaac said, and started trying to tickle the base of his lower arms and his armpits.
"No, no, go for his underside." Robin said.

>>25177109
when he start enjoying it we should just pamf out of there

>>25177109
<Get him!>

>>25177109
Put on our sultry voice.

"It's because you're a hunk, you manage to get four cute girls attached to you. Some men would kill to be in your position.

You're lucky we didn't have the time to doll ourselves up properly handsome. I'm not sure you could've handled that."

And begin the TK groping.

>>25177109

let's just hang on for now.

>>25177136
Jesus Christ dude, lay off it. It's not happening.

>>25177109
TK Tickle.

>>25177109
"What is that Sarvesh? Did I hear a thump?"

>>25177109
"Spin! It's the only way to rid yourself of us!"

Isaac crawled underneath, and started tickling Sarvesh's underside. The centaur started struggling not to giggle, and finally squeaked, buzzing with chuckles and trying to step out from above the telekinetic-turned-Rho.

Then you reached out, and gently ran your TK over his underside, and tickled him too.
Then you heard a barely-audible thump.
Robin pamfed around, snatching the three of you, and you ended up back in her room. Robin was giggling uncontrollably, while Rose just munched on her ice cream sandwich, thoughtfully.
Isaac chuckled, and sat back.

"I- I.." Rose said, and then paused. "I'm going to ask Theta to change me."
"Change you how?" Robin asked, sitting up.
"Older." Rose said. "Two years."
"... Alright. If you want to." Robin said, and ruffled her hair.

>>25177109
>"That is a rather disturbing trend." Sarvesh said. "Though it's usually Summer and... Heather."

"You're in luck, Sarvesh."

>>25176935
The fruits a hallucinogen, the order of events cab be mixed and matched because it fucks with your perception. Heather may believe she talked to Anna before using the drug, but that could have been a memory that was switched due to alien drug fuckery.

>>25177203
we should get theta to change us back before class starts, with a conspicuously missing Neva or Manus

>>25177203

"wanna find him now? he'll know who is who but we might be able to freak him out by staring at his, or something."

>>25177203
"How much time left until the classes?"

>>25177203
we have realise that 4 Rho (that is now a unit of measurement) is simply to powerful to use on one individual, we must get theta to change us back, lest we upset the balance of the universe

>>25177219
Or, alternatively, perhaps Anna *did* said she didn't want to keep dating Heather, but didn't say anything about her sexual preferences, and that's the retcon.

Here's hoping, because retconning at all seems lame but I can understand wanting to improve on the reason.

>>25177225
It'll be better this way. We've gone from overly busty to flat as a board.
>>25177203
"Good for you!"

>>25177203
Why don't we get Theta to make us all Heather? That could get interesting.

>>25177267
because Sarvesh would explode

>>25177253
the whole conversation with her was retconned (but not how you think), we shall have to talk with her to find out what 'really' happened

>>25177203
"I hope you're getting used to life on the station somewhat, I can't imagine things were very similar before. Is there anyone you haven't met yet?"

>>25177278
Suddenly, across the entirety of UPA space, thousands of people of all genders and races develop chronic nosebleeds.

And then the computers started bleeding from noses that didn't exist.

>>25177278
Bonus.

>>25177322
Their CPUs catch fire.

>>25177219
>All that was said about the fruit was that it was psychoactive, and potentially hallucinogenic.

"Want to find him now?" You asked. "He'll know who is who, but we might be able to freak him out by staring at him, or something. And he could make us all Heather! That could get interesting."
"It would!" Isaac said. "That way, I won't feel guilty."
Suddenly, three personacoms chirped.
<Change of plans for today. Our first classes will be late, because we're moving back to the primary station.> Max said. <When you have the time, please come to the Bulette if you lack any personal transportation method. I'm certain that Anna or Heather will allow you to take a ride on the Wyvern or Surya.>
"No!" Rose said. "I don't have any powers. Does that mean I have to stay here?"
"No, no, that's fine." Robin said. "You can come with us. Heather saw you with powers. Weird ones, or something."
"Oh."
"And we can invite Theta to change us on the way." Isaac said.

>>25177339
I've previously had my north bridge chip fan burst into flames and my neighbors just had a pit fire, between the smell and reading your post, I almost tore my side panel off to check if everything was alright

>>25177363
"What makes you so certain I'll take Theta with me? Maybe we'll all be stuck as loli's from now on."

>>25177363
"That's right! Before everything was distracted by the huge invasion fleet, I saw that you have an untapped power. All I could tell before my attention was pulled away was that it definitely wasn't like Robin's. It's something unique."

Rolled 25

>>25177363
Might as well.

Hmm, lets see if we can't prod Rose's power awake.

>>25177363
"Yeah, I don't quite know what your power is, but I know that you have one and it's not the same as Robin's. You just need to unlock it."

>>25177363
"Not weird, unawakened.

Being weird is practically a prerequisite.

>>25177363
"Let's go get ready to leave!"

>>25177363
lets get theta to change us back now, the rest can change back on the trip there, we can also have Omni pilot Surya while we can have a talk with Anna in the Wyvern

>>25177363
>"It would!" Isaac said. "That way, I won't feel guilty."

Something tells me Isaac has been exploring his new form, and feels guilty doing it in a body that looks like Rho.

"OK, no turning Isaac into a me, then, you pervert."

>>25177401
This.

>>25177363

"Rose, you have a sleeping ability, it may not come out for a while longer but even if you didn't have any, we wouldn't dream of separating you and Robin."

>>25177425
>Something tells me Isaac has been exploring his new form, and feels guilty doing it in a body that looks like Rho.
>"OK, no turning Isaac into a me, then, you pervert."

Oh god. Yes, all of this.

>>25177428
>"Rose, you have a sleeping ability, it may not come out for a while longer but even if you didn't have any, we wouldn't dream of separating you and Robin."

Sounds like something we should say, yeah.

>>25177419
No, no captive audiences for days; that would get awkward.

>>25177414
>"Not weird, unawakened.
>Being weird is practically a prerequisite.

Heh. That sounds like Heather; do say this.

>>25177425
Sounds good.

>>25177425
>"OK, no turning Isaac into a me, then, you pervert."

I can't help reading "into a me" in an over-the-top Mario-style Italian accent.

"Not weird, awakened. Being weird is practically a prequisite." You say. "I don't quite know what your power is, but I know you have one and it's not the same as Robin's. You just need to unlock it."
"Oh! Okay." She said, and nodded.
"And no turning Isaac into a me, then, you pervert."
"What? Hey." Isaac said. "You're going to trap me in this form?"
"No, she just doesn't want you defiling her body." Robin said, and rolling her eyes.
"Psh, yeah, like I defile anything." Isaac said.

>>25177520
"Is it a good thing I can't remember anything from yesterday then?"

>>25177520
Poor TK Wonderboy, not getting any feminine attention unlike the rest of the guys/gals at the school.

>>25177520
Do we all look like Rose, or like Robin?

>>25177520
"You're gonna be stuck as a loli for the rest of your days!"

>>25177520
"Please, with a body like mine you'd be unable to resist defiling it after raiding my not-so-secret stash of toys."

>>25177586
We all look like Robin, except Rose, who looks like herself.

>>25177520
"Maybe you don't defile anything yet but you'd like to."

>>25177520
<Theta, would you mind un-lolifying Isaac as soon as possible, please? He's abusing the privilege, among other things he's abusing. The rest of us were wondering if we could look like me instead. Or, like I normally look I mean.>

>>25177520
OK, Surya is only comfortable with about 4 people, and I'd say Isaac just lost out. Invite Robin, Rose, and someone else to share a ride with us.

>>25177599
Technically, Robin also looks like herself.

>>25177645
Surya is big enough to hold about 7 people, iirc. 6 beds and a cockpit. Actually, I think the cockpit has 2 chairs, so 8 people.

>>25177655
But she still looks like Robin.

>>25177520
"It is the body that has felt the Tongues. It shan't be soiled."

>>25177670
Oh, I missed that; I thought it held 4.

Well, in that case, how about Robin, Rose, Theta, Devourer (who doesn't take up a seat, just a pocket), Summer, and Sarvesh?

>It also has foldout chairs and straps in the cargo bay, so if you're not carrying any cargo, you can carry around 12 people. Though Sarvesh counts as two, and he and Summer can't use the chairs.

"Is it a good thing I can't remember anything from yesterday, then?"
"Neither can I." Robin said. "It's weird. I can hardly remember you and Isaac coming in, even though we didn't eat the fruit until after that."
"I just remember her getting angry at me about making her a sandwich or taco or something. It's blurry." Isaac said.
"It was a bad idea to eat them." Rose said.
<Theta, would you mind un lolifying Isaac as soon as possible? He's abusing the privelege, among other things he's abusing. The rest of us were wondering if we could look like me instead. Or, like I normally look I mean.>
<Sure. I'll meet you at Surya.> He said. <And I'll set Isaac right.>

Down at Surta, Theta was there, leaning up against the wall. With a touch, Isaac turned into his human self, and he blinked a few times, until Theta gave him his glasses. Then, with three more touches, you, Robin, and Rose were all somebody different.
You were you again, at least. In clothing designed for someone much, much tinier than you.
"We're all stretching my clothes!" Robin said, almost in horror.

>>25177709
>He's abusing the privelege, among other things he's abusing.

How did you manage to misspell that when the post you copied it from didn't?

>>25177709
"Teleport them off me then-no wait!"

>>25177709
did we unpack stuff on this station when we moved to it? we should probably pack it up and get some proper fitting clothes on us

>>25177709
Time to strike the mega-milk pose.

>>25177709
"That was the poi-

I mean, whoops."

>>25177709

"your clothes are crushing me!"

rush in to Surya before we burst at the seams and manifest or find some real clothing that fit.

>>25177709
"As though we can't easily repair clothes? Besides, you might as well maximize the effect if you're going to enjoy this form. I should hae more shirts this size."

Also, TK Summer and Sarvesh and see i they want a ride back in style on Surya.

>>25177709
"Oops, sorry. I'll go grab some of my spare clothes out of the ship, Isaac, you stay out here until I'm changed... Robin too."

>>25177709
"Whoops. I didn't think that far ahead." We have clothes on Surya, right?

>>25177720
He types it all out to fix typos. Which doesn't really help when he adds typos in the process.

>>25177709
"They'll be ready for when you grow up, then!"

>>25177709
Manifest an overcloak!

>>25177720
He always types everything out. He often makes typos. Like in the previous post he changed "unawakened" to "awakened" so we said completely the opposite of what we meant.

>>25177709
OK, Isaac is so not getting a ride on Surya with us looking this way. Get Robin to 'port him over to either the main transport (Bulette) or Wyvern.

>>25177777
We probably have some spare clothes on Surya. Just make him wait outside while we change.

>>25177777
Quints for truth. Evict Isaac.

>>25177748
This first, though.

We really do need to manifest that decabulator.

>>25177794
Not the point, he doesn't get to be the only male on a ship of Heathers.

>>25177794
We can just manifest clothes as long as we don't bring Alex on Surya.

>>25177807
we can do it on the way there

>>25177812
Sarvesh will probably come with us.

>>25177777
This, and

>>25177835
this.

>>25177835
It's like you want him to have an aneurysm.

>>25177835
we just covered him in loli's and now you want to stick him in a ship full of heather's? do you want to kill him or something?

"As though we can't easily repair clothes?" You ask, and take a deep breath. "Besides, you might as well maximize the effect if you're going to enjoy this form. I should have more shirts this size."
"More shirts you're exploding out of?" Robin asked, and looked down at her own chest. "How do you not have back problems?"
You just smile at her. "You should teleport Isaac to the bulette."
"Alright." She said, and grabbed his arm and pamfed away.

You reached out to Summer and Sarvesh, your reach broader than normal, and ask them to come to Surya. It didn't take long before Summer arrived, and with Summer was Omnissiah, Devourer clinging to him.
"I hope you don't mind if we invite ourselves." Devourer said, merely some goop clinging onto Omni.

You heard a second, louder thump as Sarvesh teleported in.
He stared at you and Rose, who hid behind you.
Then Robin reappeared, and giggled. "He's like a deer in headlights!"

>>25177892
I want to see where centaurs get nosebleeds from.
Also, I want to see how long it takes him to bruise his dick from the constant thumping.

>>25177892
>>25177916
>>25177934
Personally, I want to see if he can figure out who is who without us saying.

>>25177948
Shouldn't be hard considering Rose is hiding and Robin just teleported.

>>25177934
"All aboard the good ship Surya!"

>>25177934
>"I hope you don't mind if we invite ourselves." Devourer said, merely some goop clinging onto Omni.

"Of course. My sons are always welcome."

>>25177958
Probably not, true. Still worth playing with though.

>>25177934
Theta's here, right? If so, Sarvesh should join the Heather collective!

>>25177934
Don't forget whatshisname, the space squid.

>>25177934
<Hey Devi, join in!>

>>25177934
>"More shirts you're exploding out of?" Robin asked, and looked down at her own chest. "How do you not have back problems?"

"Are you a Psion or aren't you? TK is good for more than just groping; I usually walk around in less gravity."

>>25177934
"My two favourite sons! Come and tell your mother what you've been up to recently."

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>>25177934
"I don't have back problems because I keep fit and exercise.

I should wear this outfit more often, it shows off my, well, my everything."

>>25177995
That makes sense, even before Heather knew she was psionic she was doing it subconsciously, so she's probably been propping herself up with TK for years.

>>25177984
Oh right! Serpensal needs to join us too.

>>25177992
...idea.

>>25177934
"Anyone else want to look like this? I'll supply some spare clothes if you don't want to go for the full effect. Though you might like to practice some pouting; perhaps you can build up a tolerance."

>>25177934

"come on in, feeling any better Devi?"

we'll need some clothing ready for when we do actually explode out of our current ones.

>>25178038
Why would we want to give them pout resistance? That's shooting ourself in the foot.

>>25177948
>Personally, I want to see if he can figure out who is who without us saying.

>>25177958
>Shouldn't be hard considering Rose is hiding and Robin just teleported.

We can fix that. Get Theta to make any more people Heather who want to be, then go back out of sight and back. And tell Rose to lay off the hiding. This will be *fun*.

>>25178038
>you might like to practice some pouting; perhaps you can build up a tolerance
I doubt it. It affected us.

>>25178055
So they can resist imitators. No way can they develop a resistance to the real thing.

>>25177934
"My kids don't need to ask permission to be on my ship."

"Don't forget Serpensal." You say. "And Devi, join in!"
Devourer crawled off of Omnissiah, and swelled, bursting upward. Soon enough, he took your shape, in strange brown-red vines crawling over his body in lieu of clothing.
"How's this?" She asked.

"Serpensal is in the Bulette." Omnissiah said.
"And does anyone else want to look like this? I'll supply some spare clothes if you don't want to go for the full effect."
Summer didn't say anything. "I've had too many dreams about things like this."
Theta started cackling, almost, and Sarvesh paused... And took a picture of you, Robin, and Rose. Then he teleported into the ship.

>>25178070
...unless Surya's a rockin', in which case, well, you know the rest.

>>25178057
>We can fix that. Get Theta to make any more people Heather who want to be, then go back out of sight and back. And tell Rose to lay off the hiding. This will be *fun*.

Sounds great. Tell Sarvesh, first, and remind people that TK is easier to identify than speech.

>>25178075
But he was already on the ship. We all were.
Were we?

>>25178075
TP Sarvesh
<No masturbating on my ship!>

>>25178096
We were standing outside it.

>>25178075
To Sarvesh <Hiding away from all the fun and games? Why we were about to do even more things, and you're going to miss it.>

>>25178102
No need to be so lewd.

>>25177948
Theta probably can't get the hair exactly right unless he's literally doing "make a Heather" since he can't see it's UV properties normally.

>>25178115
thats enough teasing for now, everyone is here, so lets get on board and fly away

we really should make that recabulator on the way there

>>25178075
"You scared him off."

>>25178038
Are you trying to cause a pout feedback loop again?

Because I think this is a fantastic idea.

"Okay everybody, pouting on three.

Three, two, one, POUT!"

>>25178102
Too much, don't say that. Besides, let him have his fun.

>>25178075
>Summer didn't say anything. "I've had too many dreams about things like this."

"Can you manifest a Heather, then, instead? Perhaps one that looks like Devourer? Let's play a little game."

>>25178075
"Hey Summer you could manifest me so Sarvesh has his Harem complete!"

>>25178075

"alright everyone on board, anyone else coming or can we head out?"

We really should teach Robin and Rho how to pout. 3 Heathers on the pout scale should be enough to make a stone relent. We'll be able to get anything we want! ANYTHING.

>>25178137
Asking her to complete the Heather harem of her dreams for somebody else? How cruel.

>>25178137
>"Hey Summer you could manifest me so Sarvesh has his Harem complete!"

Leave the last half of that sentence out, but yes.

>>25178122
"Hey Theta, don't forget the UV."

>>25178137
i think thats enough with the teasing

>>25178137
Remove everything after "me"

>>25178075
"Summer, manifest a me."

Pout feedback loop. Let's destroy the universe with the power of guilt.

>>25178137
drop the Sarvesh and that's a great idea

>>25178137
Make that lil'me.

Those are always fun.

>>25178137
Those people are right. Make it just "Hey Summer you could manifest me."

>>25178131
No, that wasn't the goal.

>>25178167
*That* was, yes. We'll have this universe wrapped around our fingers.

>>25178202
I hope you aren't trying to use that pout on Sarvesh. He'd just go all immovable object and it'll phase through him.

>>25178223
But it wouldn't be as fun for the game.

It's like one of those mystery cruises, but instead of finding whodunnit, we're going to find whoisit.

>>25178241
Why not both?

>>25178234
I'm pretty sure he can't resist a pout on that scale.

It's unstoppable force against immovable object.

"Can you manifest a Heather, then, instead?" You ask Summer.
Summer giggled. "Maybe." She said.
"Alright, everyone on board. Anyone else coming in, or can we head out?"
"We can head out." Theta said.
"And hey, Theta, don't forget the UV."
"I didn't. I changed all your guys' genes and hair too." He said. "I have a sample in my head."
"... Let's go." Rose said, and grabbed your sleeve when everyone started to file into the ship.
"... Robin, I..." She said, and paused. Then squinted. "N-nevermind, you're not Robin. Let's... um, go."

Some time later, you were all within the Surya, almost half a dozen Heathers sitting in the ship's primary living quarters, strapped down, and Omnissiah locked into the dock. "I'll pilot. You can have fun."
You nod, and make your way into the living quarters and strap yourself down there.
Everyone, save Sarvesh and Omnissiah, was there, and even Theta was a Heather at the moment.
You all just stared at one another.
And then the ship shot into bubble drive, and Rose's shirt exploded. She squeaked and covered herself.

Rolled 21

>>25178268
Manifest a chainmail bikini.

>>25178268
pffff
"Summer, could you fix that? And where's Sarvesh?"

>>25178268
Manifest her a new shirt.

>>25178268
Ogle her, which is pretty much ogling ourself, which is weird. Then get her a shirt to cover herself.

>>25178268
manifest one for her


and remember that we manifested on for her in the future, it could prove... entertaining

>>25178268
"...How does that even happen?"
Manifest her a shirt.

>>25178268
"Wardrobe malfunction!"

Manifest a fuckin bedsheet for her.

>>25178268
Well, since Summer isn't a Heather right now and thus it doesn't matter if she's identified: <Summer, could you please manifest her a shirt?>

>>25178268
>Robin/Rose drama incoming
Please no, let their love remain pure and untainted.

>>25178268

quickly manifest a shirt for her, or Summer can do it.

<Rose? this is the real Heather speaking, is something the matter?>

>>25178268
>"... Robin, I..." She said, and paused. Then squinted. "N-nevermind, you're not Robin. Let's... um, go."

I'm impressed that Rose can tell. I'm starting to wonder if she has some power related to that, or if she just can tell Robin's mannerisms that well.

In any case, let's tell Sarvesh and Summer about the game. They can both guess at the end of the trip.

>>25178268
Let Summer manifest a shirt, since if we do it we'll be identified. And where is Sarvesh?

>>25178333
I read that as Rose being able to tell who Robin was, even when Robin wasn't Robin.

Perhaps her undiscovered power at work.

>>25178357
I was referring to the "...Robin, I.."

"... How does that even happen?" You ask. <Summer, could you please manifest her a shirt?>
<Alright.> Summer said, and a top appeared, which Rose pulled on, blushing as red as her hair currently was.
"Don't worry." Robin said. "Heather knew that would happen, and she's fine with it."
You turn back to Sarvesh in the cargo bay.
"Let's play a little game." You say. "At the end of this trip, find out who is who."
"That isn't even hard." Summer said. "We're psions, and you all act differently."

<Rose? This is the real heather speaking.> You tell her. <Is something the matter?>
<It's only been two days.> Rose said. She was much easier to understand, since she couldn't speak quietly through telepathy. <Since everything changed for me. And now we're going somewhere new, and it's all changing again.>

>>25178341
Probably the mannerisms. She's used to picking people out of a bunch of identical clones, bro. All the identical clones were.

>>25178268
<Sarvesh, you can't stay in there the whole trip. Besides, then you won't be able to play "spot the real Heather".>

>>25178395
<Please try not to worry about it. It's been a busy, busy few days, and that station was only temporary. The one we're going to now is the one that we all consider home anyway.>

>>25178395
<It's okay sweetie, I know it's a big change, but we're all going home. I'll show you my workshop and all the things I make there, just take your time. Adjusting isn't easy.>

>>25178395
>"That isn't even hard." Summer said. "We're psions, and you all act differently."

"That's what makes it a game for us, too; we're going to try to be as unidentifiable as possible."

>>25178395
"It's just another space station, Rose."
"It will be alright."

>>25178395
<I know this is probably pretty confusing and frightening for you, but just remember that Robin will be there for you no matter what. Besides, this has been an unusually crazy few days, things should hopefully settle down soon.>

>>25178395
<Well, the place we just left was a backup station. Normally, we just stay at the main station. We were only there because of an emergency.>

>>25178395

Rose: <I'm sorry, it must be difficult. if there is anything I can do to help, let me know.>

"aww, but you wouldn't use telepathy to spoil the fun, would you?"

>>25178463
><I know this is probably pretty confusing and frightening for you, but just remember that Robin will be there for you no matter what. Besides, this has been an unusually crazy few days, things should hopefully settle down soon.>

I like this; it explains things to Rose and it also reminds her that Robin is around.

What are we going to do about that other AI, anyway? The one that was controlled by the VQ.

>>25178496
which one, the one we blew up with a bubble drive, Omni's brother?

>>25178518
Yeah. I think we had a plan to retrocog and copy him or something.

>>25178518
Are we still planning to try and retrocog him back into existence somehow. I think we should. Perhaps talk to Omni about it.

>>25178529
>>25178539
we should atleast try, I think we were going to try using damien to help? or could we retrocog him into existence?

>>25178496
>>25178518
>>25178529

ask Omni about it first, even if we're about to copy a soon to be dead AI, it is still important to have his opinion on it.

>>25178449
>"That's what makes it a game for us, too; we're going to try to be as unidentifiable as possible."

This is getting more fun by the minute.

>>25178496
We're going to do this:
>>25178529
>>25178539

<I know this is probably pretty confusing and frightening for you, but just remember that Robin will be there for you no matter what.> You say. <It's okay. I know it's a big change, but we're all going home.>

"Aw, but you wouldn't use telepathy to spoil the fun, would you?"
"I meant more clairvoyance." Summer said.
You turn to Sarvesh.
<Sarvesh, you can't stay in there the whole trip.> You telepath. <Besides, then you won't be able to play 'spot the real Heather.'>

<... Alright, alright.> He said, and lumbered out of the room, pushing himself with TK. "At least I can make you all food here in the kitchenette." He said.
"Yes!" Robin said. "Make us.. waffles!"
"I don't have a waffle iron here." Sarvesh said.
"Telekinesis." Theta said, still in your form. He was the only one who didn't seem to be oogling anyone, unsurprisingly.
"I'm *starving*." Devourer said, much more girlishly than he really should. She giggled. "Please make us something good, Sarvesh~."
"... Um. Okay." He said.

>>25178529
Check it, we could try to reassemble his atoms that made him right, and then use awakening on him.

Or do it the other way around.

>>25178570
>"I'm *starving*." Devourer said, much more girlishly than he really should. She giggled. "Please make us something good, Sarvesh~."

Oh my god, our child is adorable

>>25178570
>"I'm *starving*." Devourer said, much more girlishly than he really should. She giggled. "Please make us something good, Sarvesh~."

<You catch on fast, Devourer. Kinda disturbingly fast. I'm so proud.>

>>25178570
<Oh my gods that was adorable Devvy>

>>25178570
>"Telekinesis." Theta said, still in your form. He was the only one who didn't seem to be oogling anyone, unsurprisingly.

Actually, that'll make him harder to spot, won't it?

>>25178570

"that's not creepy at all." giggle

>>25178608
<And I don't mean that in a self-centered way at all!>

>>25178613
No giving ourselves away like that.

>>25178570
<I am so proud of you, Daughter/son>

>>25178570
Sarvesh x Devourer please, smutfags.

>>25178599
He is literally a part of us and mentally linked and has been reading our mind his whole life.