>>25234611

Anycase, you started things off with introductions. Easy enough, right? You began by saying your own name - which got you nothing but surprised stares. "Chiaki...Matsuda, Warmaster?" The girl in the kimono had asked, breaking the awkward silence. "I beg your pardon, but isn't the current Warmaster's name, um...Murderface?"

Yes. Yes, that's your name, you replied. But you're going by Chiaki Matsuda, now. It's a much better name, anyway.

"...I suppose so, but it doesn't have the same ring as Murderface." The girl shrugged here. "I've always thought it was a good name. A very brutal name. Right, Ashford? Ashford?" She turned towards her more diminutive companion, nudging her with an elbow, while Sayaka all but positively seethed at her direction.

. . .Right. Well. You moved on from there, noting that this particular officer may be a handful to deal with.

You got their names easily after that. The mouthy girl in the kimono is Karasawa Enishi, Callidus Rank Leader and the Officio's current Etiquette Officer (whatever the hell that meant). Short stuff with the glasses and pigtails and weird-ass gun is Rea Ashford, Vindicare Rank Leader and Logistics Officer. Sayaka, well, you already know her. The one in the Culexus hardsuit, though...all you got was a burst of static, and a murmured "Omegon". Which...didn't really tell you anything other than the fact that whoever was underneath that helmet may or may not be Yuma.

But it's got to be Yuma, right? Malal wouldn't be wrong here, would she?

Putting that aside, you began to brief them from behind your desk, taking a seat on the throne as you did so. You told them, as succinctly as you could, about the package you received. The head, and who it was made to look like, and what you think it means. No doubt they've been asked to reassign girls to Mami as security duty - this is the reason why. You note here that Sayaka's eyes narrow at this, the blue-haired Eversor standing up straighter.

[1/2]

>>25234621

You then tell them about why you summoned them here - the Prophet. You have reliable intel that a Prophet is involved in all of this, and may be the key to finding the one wanting Tomoe Mami dead. Once Kyuubey finishes compiling the list of potentials, they'll be the ones to apprehend them for questioning. They are to be brought back to the Officio alive - standard Silent Room protocol. Dead, only if nothing else can be done.

Finally, you told them about the Golden Weapons. If they find a lead about them, or hear rumors about them, or even know about someone using it - it is to be reported to you directly and immediately. No one engages without you knowing and being on-site. You stressed how dangerous they really are, even if they manage to disarm whoever's been waving the Golden Weapon around. Only you can handle them safely enough, and even then it's still a risk, due to a procedure you underwent in Siberia. Both Rea and Enishi blinked at this, Sayaka remained her usual scowling self.

"...Well. First impressions aside, Warmaster, I do believe you've got everything handled. I was getting worried that we'd be needing to wait until your aide translated everything into intelligibility. I have high hopes, and welcome our new Warmaster." Enishi smiles and bows, the gesture elegant even in when curt. "Rest assured the Callidus are at your command, Matsuda-sama, and we will keep watch for these Golden Fiends."

"The Vindicares echo the sentiment," Rea murmurs in her usual deadpan tone. "We will hunt down this Prophet and prepare him for the Warmaster's justice." Her amber eyes glint from behind her glasses.

[2/3]

>>25234626

"You know what I'm already going to say, Murderf--" Sayaka is just about to reply in her customary irritated manner - until she catches the gaze of the two other Rank Leaders staring at her sullenly. "...W-what I meant to say was, likewise, Warmaster." She amends herself quickly. "The Eversors will have this prophet's skull for your throne before too long."

. . .What?

"Sorry. Reflex." Sayaka grumbles, looking away, scratching the back of her neck in embarrassment.

Well. Anyway. That seems to be it, you think. More or less.

Is there anything else you'd like to ask them? Tell them? This should be the time.

>>25234637
Oh boy, the most exciting time of the day!

Within the week, we'd like a report from each of them on each section's forces, current strengths and weaknesses, and any priority matters that they consider should be looked at, and have it forwarded to our aid, Kyouko. Though they can delegate that, of course.

We'll impress on them we'll try to make this place a bit more professional at its core - that is, we'll get the job done. Then, check for any immediate current concerns that they might have.

Try to resist the urge to snark at Sayaka and shoot anyone.

Thread 100, oh yeah.
[X] That should be all. Thank you for your time.

>>25234637

Exchange phone numbers so we can contact each other.

Then thank them for their time and that Chiaki looks forward to working with them.

Dismiss them but ask Yuma and Sayaka to stay behind for a short while. Hand Yuma her box of skull parts and Malal's message, that she specifically asked her to reassemble Remov.

Tell Sayaka of the impromptu housewarming party. If Kyoko is there, no reason her life partner shouldn't be there tonight.

I've seen this fucking quest header like 100 times and it only just fucking clicked that it's Homura

>>25234637
>>25234700
I like this. Though I'm under the impression that the party is only for us, Mami, Midorin and Pinky

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>>25234707

Wait, what?

Still at thread 50, but anyway happy 100th thread! Moreover, it's been almost a year now.

>>25234712

Kyoko's with Midori and she'll probably stick around. Might as well get blueberry to come over.

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>>25234637

1) Tell them to get a report of their current forces.

2) Get numbers.

3) Tell Omegon to stay behind. Confirm that it is Yuma and hand over Malal's legacy.
Weren't we told that Yuma was going to be oversea's for a week?

>>25234707
>>25234719
I uhh...I think that's a new record.

>>25234637
What underwear are you wearing?

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
Ebook has been updated to include the last few threads.

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>>25234700
>impromptu housewarming party

Goddamn there better not be dancing.

Alcohol, dancing and Homura do not mix.

>>25234745

Yess.

Let the spaghetti flow through you.

>>25234707
Was Homura. Whoever she was after her fuck-up and before her amnesia is gone, it's Chiaki now.

>>25234740
Nah, lots of quests have broken 100.

>>25234637
we also need to tell Sayaka that she may or may not be our second in command. i cant remember what the name of that is

>>25234637
Ask them to keep an ear out for rumours of Golden Weapons. We already know about Kyoko Sakura's spear; that was modified from a safe weapon and is not relevant.
After that, dismiss everyone but Sayaka, and call Mami. She didn't seem to take our previous warning seriously and, despite the inherent unpleasantness, will need to be informed that this isn't just some insane rant posted on the internet or stuffed in the mailbox.
Once we're alone with Sayaka, take the goddamn hat off and lament how shit our first day on the job has been.

>>25234734
Thought Kyoko will stay around only until she gets Midori out of the hospital and to our apartment. Mami comes over only during late evening anyway.

But if she sticks around, sure.

>>25234754

The MMD was one of the funniest things i've seen in awhile.

>>25234763
Equerry. And we already told her.

>>25234766

But they're going to the apartment to discuss their assignment.

>>25234761
Pretty sure he meant a record in being a dense motherfucker.

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>>25234762

>>25234759
>>25234719
I've never actually been in a thread, But I've scrolled past the bloody things enough fucking times.

>>25234761
record as in not knowing who the main character is in a quest.

>>25234637

> [X] Exchange phone numbers so we can contact each other.
> [X] Inquire if there are any pressing matters that need to be brought to our attention. Also, a report of all current assets (Active Megucas, etc) within their Departments.
> [X] Tell Omegon to stay behind. Confirm that it is Yuma and hand over Malal's legacy.
> [X] Thank everyone for their time

>>25234775
>>25234761
Eyup, that.
Although I think I saw someone that was late to the party a year and a half on /a/, not sure.

>>25234764 here
>>25234700
>servoskull
OH SHIT RIGHT
Keep Omegon around. Ask her if she recognises the skull bits.

>>25234779
u gonna start reading it now?

>>25234779
> Not been in the best quest thread ever
Well, there's your problem!

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>>25234637
Where's Mami now?

>>25234779
Better start archive binging then, have fun.

[x] Acquire Mami's Pancakes, timestop, give to pinkie.

>>25234801
I... might? I mean I like Madoka Magica and all, but also 50 threads of backlog. Then again I enjoyed Maid quest back in the day, so maybe.

>>25234808
We called her just before; she was in the cafeteria giggling over our spaghetti-induced purchase of the Waifu Special.
We should tell Midori not to tell anyway we gave that to her.

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>>25234823
For that, you must marry June Bride Homura.
Kiss the back of her hand!

>>25234637

Changing by vote>>25234737
to this >>25234794

In an attempt to pile up all the sane votes.

>>25234700
>[x] This right here

>>25234621
>whoever was underneath that helmet may or may not be Yuma.
>may or may not be Yuma.
>may not.

Decu please, you know how paranoid we get.

>>25234833
>We should tell Midori not to tell anyway we gave that to her.

Midori won't squeak about it. Now Kyoko..

>>25234857
The Waifu Special may be a Ninth Officio-only thing. She might not be aware of the significance.
Well, the significance beyond being a cute packed lunch with a pink loveheart in it.
You're right, it's probably fine.

>>25234754
> Dat appalling gun safety.

I thought you were better than that, Homurun!

>>25234700
This.

>>25234885
Alcohol!

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>>25234797
You mean this?

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Weren't we scheduled to look over our file with Mami. In hopes that our WIS is high enough to recover memories?

Trying to have a party at the same time wouldn't be productive

And the fact that we are the sort of girl to have maxed out DEX and CON instead.

>>25234823
It's not as bad as it looks. Most of the thread is just us anons debating back and forth on what to do. The actual Deculture posts can be read pretty quickly.

>>25234917

Sneak the cap on kyoko when shes drunk and we'll have time alone.

I expect Midorin to be a extreme lightweight.

>>25234910
No, but that's damn funny. I don't know what it was anymore so eh.

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>>25234932
Would it be too lewd if we swapped our usual whiskey for a bottle of Midori?

>>25234967
No. It would, in fact, be perfect.

And melony.


>>25234925
http://magicalgirlnoir.com/ is an archive where you can filter out everything that decu wasn't replying to. Really speeds up the binge.

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>>25234967

Why have bottled Midori when you can have it from her tap?

>>25234984
Didn't know that, I binged through everything before catching up around the 80s.

>>25234986
>tap.

I don't think she's packing one of those. At least I hope not.

>>25235005

Everyone has one, anon.

>>25235005
With all the illusions, you might never know...

>>25235005
She has two, mate.

>>25235024
>>25235034

To me tap sounds like a euphemism for penis. as it is a protrusion. What sort of crazy place do you people live that has vagina shaped taps?

>>25234986
>futa midorin
No.

>>25234621
>>25234626
>>25234637

[x] "That was the official part. Now, I know that I already told you this but since we are all teenage girls let me emphasize it again for you, privately: Do not engage Golden-Weapon-Users. Under any circumstances.
Please also make this sufficiently clear to your squads. I do not want to lose good Magical Girls to other Magical Girls is bad enough, I do not want to also lose people to stupid heroics. "

>>25235063
I was thinking of a different organ myself, go a little higher.

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>>25235076
>>25235034

I doubt puella magi would waste magic doing that.

>>25235122
Sauce please?

>>25234700

Well, that is pretty much it, you decide. You don't want to hold them up for too long, you know they've got a lot of things to do, as Rank Leaders.

You exchange phone numbers with them, though, before dismissing them, so they can contact you the moment they find anything about the Golden Weapons or the Prophet. They should feel free to call anytime, but in the off chance that you can't be reached, then they're to call Sayaka, your Equerry, or Tomoe Mami herself. Both Rea and Enishi blink at this, and even Omegon lifts her helmet to look at the suddenly-awkward Eversor.

"My. Rank Leader AND Equerry, Miki?" Enishi snaps a paper fan open with a flick of her wrist, covering a coquettish giggle with the trinket. "You're certainly moving up in the world. Maybe we should start saluting you also?"

"Eat a dick, Karasawa," Sayaka snarls, before glaring at you. "Why couldn't you have waited 'till your ratification ceremony? Why'd you have to bust that out now, huh?"

There's nothing wrong with the Rank Leaders knowing about it. What the hell's her problem, anyway?

"It's the look of the thing, for fuck's sake! Dammit, Murderface, I haven't even told my own goddamn squad--"

"Relax, Miki. I was just making fun." Enishi tuts from behind her fan, again, before looking at you sidelong and then bowing again. "It has been my pleasure, Warmaster." She says, before making her leave. Rea stares at you for a moment too long, before nodding and following the kimono-clad Callidus out of your office as well.

"...Well, now I gotta tell the girls, and they're going to make a scene about this," Sayaka gnashes her teeth, raking one gloved hand through her hair in sheer frustration. "Thanks, Murderface, really." She makes to leave, but stops just as she passes Omegon. "And you. You'd better stop fucking hiding from Kyoko, she's been asking about you. I'm not going to keep lying to her face about you any longer."

[1/2]

>>25235162

http://exhentai.org/g/546152/3dfb6eb8aa/

>>25235181

All the enraged Eversor gets in reply is a nod, and it only seems to make her angrier. She goes to storm off, before you stop her by calling her name.

"What." She snaps. "Is it. Murderface."

...'Murderface'?

"...Warmaster. Christ, please, don't be difficult about this--"

You shake your head and tell her that there's going to be a small gathering at your new apartment later. Mami, Kyoko and Midori are going to be there, so she might as well be, too.

Sayaka's silent for a few moments, before you see her shoulders droop in surrender. "...Housewarming, eh? Fine. I'll...I'll bring some takeout. Probably someething to drink, too. God knows I'll need some." She turns to glare at you, but softens somewhat with a tired grin. "Later, Murderface."

You bid her goodbye just as she closes the door behind her, leaving you and Omegon alone.

The Culexus seems to be shaken from what Sayaka snapped at her, by the way she's no longer leaning against the wall, but rather tense and wringing her gloved hands together.

She glances at you, then at the door, but seems to catch your intention, and stays instead. Waiting for you to make the first move.

How do you approach this situation?

[]Call her by her real name.
[]Ask what her real name is.
[]Show her Remov and ask if she knows anything about it.
[]Ask what's going on between her and Kyoko.

>>25235189
[x]Show her Remov and ask if she knows anything about it.

>>25235189

>[]Ask what her real name is.

gently does it.

>>25235189
>[X]Show her Remov and ask if she knows anything about it.

Let her be the fist to slip up.

>>25235189
>[X]Show her Remov and ask if she knows anything about it.

>>25235189
>[x]Call her by her real name.
Make a reaction and work from there.
Let her analyze the situation.
Give her Remov

>>25235189

> [X] Ask what her real name is.
> [X] Show her Remov and ask if she knows anything about it.
> [X] Ask what's going on between her and Kyoko.

> Optional: [X] Invite her to the Housewarming, Kyoko is there after all.

>>25235189

[x] Call her by her real name

"Abit of a bitch isn't she, Yuma? But she means well."

Don't ask. Chiaki already knows. Be familiar with her, no need to act formal.

then

[x] Ask about her and Kyoko

>>25235189
>[X]Show her Remov and ask if she knows anything about it.

Be sure to say that Malal asked us to repair it with her help.

>>25235182

Thank you, Dear Anon. I'm afraid I can't access it, what do?

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>>25235189

>[x]Show her Remov and ask if she knows anything about it.
>[x]Call her by her real name.

"Relax Omegon, I know its been hard for you since Malal and the other Culexus died."

"However recently, I have come into possession of something from Malal." Pull out Remov "However it is broken, its been mentioned that you can fix it Yuma"

>>25235189
>[]Show her Remov and ask if she knows anything about it.

Also. why is Sayaka permanently on her period?

>>25235247
>he can't get past sad panda

The name of the doujin is (C80) [In The Sky (Nakano Sora)] MamaMami (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) (English).

Just a fyi, but she probably introduced herself as Omegon for a reason. Calling her by name out of the blue might not be the best thing in this situation.

>>25235264
>(C80) [In The Sky (Nakano Sora)] MamaMami (Puella Magi Madoka Magica) (English)

I'm afraid I'm still a newfag, relatively speaking.

>>25235247

You can't get in the sekrit club?

But seriously, just google how to access exhentai. There's a trick to it.

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>>25235247

>Has not been to the grail of porn before
>mfw

Register an account here.

g.e-hentai.org

>>25235189
[x] Show her the Remov
"I… believe you know what this is."

>>25235189
Call her by her real name
Tell her to come closer, we have something for her from Malal

So out of curiosity, anyone else been here since the thread numbers were in single digits?

>>25235283
I have an acc, rarely using it.

>>25235189
[X]Call her by her real name.
[X]Show her Remov and ask if she knows anything about it.

>>25235303
From thread one, pulled in by art

>>25234835

[x] Invite Yuma, too.

"Yuma, is it? I´m sorry about what happened to your squad. But I do not think that staying away from everyone will make it any easier on you.

With this said, I called you here because Kanade Madoka left me something for the both of us. I would like you to assemble this thing for me."

After everything is said and done don`t forget to add.

"You are a friend of Kyoko, right? So you are invited to my housewarming party, too. I won`t tell you what to do, but Mami and and Kyoko probably will be happy to see you too."

>>25235303
Yep.

>>25235303
Thread one
Knew of Deculture beforehand, saw the art and came in here

Was the first person to refer to Faust as Pinky

>>25235303
Of course, friend, of course.

>>25235259
Sometimes people are just angry, man.

>>25235303

>thread 1
>I have archived a large portion on sup/tg/.

>>25235320
>Kanade Madoka
Homu doesn't know that.

Only midori does.

>>25235304
You have to log in to e-hentai before using ex.
Now that you've awakened the dreaded sad panda of doom, you'll have to clear your cookies before trying again.

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>>25235303
Yes. Been around since Thread One. This is still my favourite Decu-Pic.

>>25235303
indeed. i was in Hong Kong when this started and im back again for the anniversary.

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>>25235347
Remember the inventory screen?

>>25235357

I wonder how they look like now.

>>25235357
those were great

>>25235357
>>25235347

Decu, return to this shit right now. this quest is in dire need of more art and I havn't figured out how to use my tablet yet

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And the first pinky drawing.

>>25235357
Ah, simpler times, when Decu had no fucking clue what he was doing.
Tell us Decu, if you could speak to your past self, would you tell him not to do it? Would you tell him what he's in for?
Or would you just give him a vaguely sinister war[x] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELSning?

>>25235333
The pic of Tomboy Madoka, remember? The name was written on the backside.

>>25235390
>note to past self: Make Iori nameless npc type simply called "client"

>>25235394
Do we know that's Malal, though?

>>25235386

>Not posting licking pinky

>>25235394
Actually it is the pic of tomboy Madoka cosplaying as normal meguca Madoka which was a secret she took to her grave

>>25235347
>>25235357
>>25235390

Shit, nostalgia right there. We have got to get Midori to give us that hairdo again.

>>25235340
Just used Chrome instead of Firefox, score!

>>25235182
Thank you once again, kind Anon.

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>>25235405

Dammit 4chan.

Stop fucking up.

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>>25235403
I think using idolmaster was worth it just for Kyoko meeting her doppelganger in MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS.

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>>25235347
>>25235357

Well. 100th Thread huh? And today arrived a package with some czech beer from a friend.
Heh, looks like I have a reason to open some of them today.

>All these nostalgia feels

It's a good feeling.

>>25235430
But that was Pinky transformed as her.

>>25235403
But then we would have missed all the Lori

>>25235453
W-what?

>>25235234
She may not want to hang around Kyoko, depending on what exactly the problem is. I definitely support a conditional party invite, though. [x]

>>25235456
People mistaking an uppercase i for a lowercase L.
It still happens. Some guy a couple of threads ago did it.

>>25235448
Pinky was in one of the other stores, Hibiki was in the pet shop and helped pick out the turtle.

>>25235461
That's what the "Optional:" is for.

Captcha: fludere was

Wat.

>>25235448
Uh no, Hibiki had her pet shop and Pinky was playing boozemaid somewhere
I think she also sold us miracle Midori at the airport from memory

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Then there was this non-decu art.

>>25235465
I've always thought it was just one guy doing to fuck with everyone.

Deculture @magicalgirlnoir 9m
Hahaha, I should probably start drawing inventory screens again...

YES

>Hahaha, I should probably start drawing inventory screens again...
So what have we got at the moment? 4 MiGs, a couple of gold weapons, laminated panties...
>>25235472
That's been around looooong before MGNQ bro.

>>25235471
>Uh no, Hibiki had her pet shop and Pinky was playing boozemaid somewhere

Hm, I guess you are right, it's been a while since I read the Cristmas special.

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let's not forget this

you like it guys right? .....right? I can be in the cool artists club?

>>25235479
All according to plan.

>>25235481

And?

It's turned into what we've been calling the incubators since then.

>>25235479

Decu is using his tablet. All is right with the world

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>>25235488
You forgot Best (Non-Waifu) Magical Girl.

>>25235481
I assume we still have the lighter, combat knife and some cigs. Probably a bit more cash now that we get paid more. We also have that reprint of vol1 of Miracle Midori. I'm sure there's more.

>>25235488

I liked it.

you should do more. you know. for practice. and stuff.

>>25235503

oh she's there.....

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I'm still happy my off hand comment spawned this.

>>25235521

>the ride never ends.

>>25235521
I am extremely happy about that as well

>>25235524
It is funny how little has changed. We just have a cool hat now.

>>25235521
>>25235524

Hush, the good part has yet to come!

>>25235535

and long hair, and more spaghetti and an actual positive attitude from time to time

>>25235535
We also quit smoking like a chimney and drinking like a fish (At least we're trying to). I'm sure we ditched the pills a long time ago as well.

Where is 'You are in a quest thread.jpg' when you need it?
>>25235535
And long hair

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>>25235521
KKKHHHAaaaaaaaaaaarn

100 threads eh? Marvelous century, Deculture!

Been here since the Tiny Pete/Lance Kilgore fight. Saw the art, and got to reading about MAGICAL GIRLS AND TERMINATORS AND DAEMONS OH MY and I've been here ever since.

Guys - if you're having a housewarming, don't forget to invite Misaka. You're being 'Big Sister' now, da? You not forget family, else family throw tantrum. With .308 Winchester at 800 yards.

>>25235596
wow

>>25235607

and giant metal warmachine!

>>25235607
You do mean a 7.62 x 39mm, right?

>>25235552
Look. I've never even read these Magical Girl Noir Quest threads, but if you people are in here making references to my favorite videogames ever, I might have to give a few of these a look-see.
But goddamn.. there are so many to read so I can catch up.

>>25235627

it's worth it

>>25235627
There should be an ebook with only Deculture's posts, or you could go through the archive and just ctrl-F 'deculture'. You get through a thread pretty quickly that way. It'd take a few minutes, but...

>>25235627
Max Payne? Yeah, the first few threads were heavily influenced by it. It started veering away after some time though, but chances are it may return to that.

>>25235638
er, a few hours, I mean. A few minutes per thread.

>>25235623
>'know about'
>not 'aware of'

>>25235627

Do it.

You won't regret it.

>>25235640
we are just after the healing arc. things should get darker soon

>>25235627
There is actually very little that Deculture wrote
If you use either the ebook or site that the fans made you can burn through it in about a day or two of heavy reading

Having said that you will miss a lot of the side discussions, context and sometimes just amusing things people came up with

You will also miss the waifu wars, bitching and general shit that are better skipped

>>25235645

>Now entering The Shadowruns

>>25235642

well I dun fucked up

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>>25235645
Pic related.

>>25235638
Did i not just link the archive? >>25234984

>>25235200 >>25235212 >>25235219 >>25235237

You get up from the skull throne and make your way towards the Culexus. You're not all that sure if this is really Yuma, but you know what Malal told you, and you're going with that.

You take out the box containing Remov from your inventory, and hold it out to the girl. The visor of her helmet reflects your face for a couple of seconds, before two gloved hands reach out to receive the package. She takes the lid off just as you ask her if she knows anything about it - your voice low, careful, measured. If a bit hesitant, you'll admit. You still have no fucking idea who this is.

"...Remov," comes the whispered reply, all warmth and character ruined by vox corruption. "The Betrayer's Servitor Skull. Yes, I know about this, Warmaster. I bought it myself, when Miss Kyoko took me to buy presents for everyone." She shakes her head. "...Why's it disassembled? Even the memory unit's taken apart. You'll have to do some serious repairs just to get it flying again..."

Well, that's what she'll have to do. Malal did tell you to have her fix it.

"...Malal? Miss Malal told you?" Despite the vox unit in her helmet ruining her words, you can't help but hear suspicion in her tone. "How? I--"

You take out the note that Malal had left you along with the box. She reads it quickly, and grows silent for a bit before letting out a sigh. "...I see. Alright, Warmaster. I'll have this put back together for you as soon as I can. It'll take a while, but I'll try to make the wait a short one." You notice that her grip on the box is shaking slightly, but it disappears as soon as she places the lid back. "I can't fathom why you'd want to find out what the Betrayer's thoughts are, but orders are orders."

...At least that confirms what she feels about Kharn. Somewhat.

But another thing...so she's Yuma, right? She's not anyone else? It's just that you can't tell, what with the helmet and all.

[1/2]

>>25235659
I'd still like to see Chiaki wield a FN FAL, just because.

>>25235669

"...Yes, Warmaster. My given name is Chitose Yuma." The Culexus nods. "I'm the only remaining Culexus left in the Ninth Officio, after the last Walpurgisnacht. After the Betrayer betrayed us all and killed everyone in my squad, including Miss Malal."

You seem to have hit a sore nerve somehow. You weren't even trying to, but there it is.

"Is there anything else, Warmaster? Only I've got a skull servitor to put together, and you've got your housewarming party to get to."

How do you react?

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>>25235596

> I am aware of your tongue

>>25235654
>>25235659
>Shadowrun
>not some horrifying bastard child of Dark Heresy and Monopoly

>>25235645
Back to neo-noir and Meguca Runner.

>>25235660
I thought the site was behind by a few threads, actually.

>>25235674

[X] INVITE HER

>>25235674
> After the last Walpurgisnacht.

Well shit.

[X] Ask Yuma if she'd like to come to the Party.

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>>25235677

>Has just described the Shadowruns exactly

???

>>25235674
Dismiss her. After she is gonne look on your computer for a detaled report on the Walpurgis battle.

>>25235674
Thank her.

Should Chiaki offer to invite her to the housewarming party?

It would be a nice gesture, and Sayaka seemed to think that Yuma was being really withdrawn since the incident. Although it seems that Culexus tend to make some Meguca sick to their stomachs.

Do we want to try investigating some of the likely suspects for the Prophet? Like Oriko or searching for other people who may know about the golden weapons?

>>25235674
"...Why don't you come, too, Chitose? I'm sure Kyouko would be happy to see you getting out more. Sayaka, too, were she capable of joy."

>>25235650

Some of the discussing is pretty funny too. Especailly when decu decides to take snippets of it and put it into the post. Like last thread

>What I want to know is how is she going to introduce herself. As Warmaster Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda. Or as just Warmaster Chiaki Matsuda.
>Want to avoid people going, "Warmaster Matsuda? Wasn't Murderface supposed to be the new Warmaster."

And then the OP post has exactly that. Or how our insane paranoid ramblings end up in Chiakis mind.

I would like a compilation of all the art though. Most quests end up with a website with all the quest art posted on it. Like with the Bromont quests.

>>25235688
>Ask Yuma if she'd like to see a bunch of high-ranking meguca become nauseous in our new house.

No thanks.

>[x] Say thank you. Apologize for her ill fortune, promise to try to do better than 'our predecessor'.

>>25235674
[x] "Sayaka is right about one thing, Kyouko does seem worried about you. Come to my housewarming if you want."

We don't know all of the details of what happened between Kyouko, Sayaka, and Yuma, especially after the death of her entire squad and Malal. We shouldn't push her without knowing the facts of the situation.

>>25235674
[x] "Sorry for opening old wounds. I seem to have habit of... being a shit person. If it's any consolation, Kharn got her shit wrecked during the clusterfuck in Siberia. She is now, officially, the housewife of a perverted little pasty-faced science nerd."

>>25235674

"I apologize for bringing this up, I'm about as subtle as an earthquake."

"would you like to attend the party? Kyoko will be there."

>>25235674
Nod, and let her get on with itWe've got things to do.

>>25235706

[X] say this

>>25235715
As long as she wears the suit, everyone will be fine.

>>25235715
>Ask Yuma if she'd like to see a bunch of high-ranking meguca become nauseous in our new house.

I thought her suit made sure that wouldn't happen.

>>25235736
Ninja'd.

>>25235674

Invite her. She'll probably say no, but it's the thought that counts.

>>25235706

Invite her to the party. I get the feeling we will be working rather closely with her from now on. Want to get things started on the right foot.

>>25235715
>>25235736
>>25235738

The suit mitigates the effect but can still affect.

It's touched on during the christmas special.

Kyoko also mentioned that Sayaka is particularly affected by them too.

>>25235754
So we get to be a cool person AND annoy Sayaka, at the same time?
[x] INVITE INVITE INVITE

>>25235754
Well crap, changing my vote:

>>25235723
> [x] "Sorry for opening old wounds. I seem to have habit of... being a shit person. If it's any consolation, Kharn got her shit wrecked during the clusterfuck in Siberia. She is now, officially, the housewife of a perverted little pasty-faced science nerd."

Yessssssssssssssss

>>25235754
>Kyoko also mentioned that Sayaka is particularly affected by them too.

oh yeah, forgot about that

[X] INVITE HER MORE

>>25235674
I would like it if you could come with me to that housewarming party
I won't order you to attend but you know Kyouko has been worried about you

I am sorry for opening old wounds

Also this came in the box, I thought you might like to see it

Show her the picture of Malal

>>25235763
>>25235754
>>25235757

Invite her and order her to wear casual clothes.

>>25235723

this is diamonds.

[x] Advise that she won't get rid of Kyoko that easily. Best she takes the first step. Invite her.

>>25235757
>>25235763
We are trying to NOT antagonize Sayaka, you chucklefucks.
[x] DO NOT INVITE YUMA TO THE PARTY

>>25235723

So we tell her that Kharn found happiness?

Regardless of whether its in the arms of that nerd or not. I am doubtful she will be happy. It's not as though she cared that much about the betrayer's rep.

>>25235776
But that will affect everyone.

>>25235776
That is one of the most obviously retarded ideas ever.
It's so stupid, that I can only hope that it was meant in jest, which indicates that your have a shit sense of humor because the joke wasn't funny.

>>25235776

The last thing we want for the Housewarming party is everyone there puking their guts out while one of the guests slowly antimagics herself to death.

Pinky might have a chuckle, but would likely more just facepalm and wonder when she lost control of her life.

>>25235638
>>25235627
I'm only 20 or so minutes late in replying and providing the link, but the link to said Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
I stash the links in a pastebin instead of posting them here directly because I can edit the content of the pastebin freely without the link changing, and to my knowledge I can't do the same for mediafire or 4shared links.

>>25235807
And I think you're kind of a bitch

>>25235674
[x] "Sorry for opening old wounds, but Kyouko is worried about you. Maybe you should give her a call."

>>25235776
No no no. Didn't we learn at MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS time that unshielded exposure to a Culexus can flat-out shut down a Soul Gem?
On the other hand, inviting a properly shielded Yuma to the party is a great idea, and I vote for telling her Kyoko would want her to come. [x]

>>25235799
>>25235807
>>25235813

Calm down. No, it wasn't meant to be taken seriosuly, I'm surprised anyone even bothered to reply.

>>25235797
>Kharn the Betrayer, known for wooing powerful Magical Girls by the dozen, carelessly swinging needlessly sharp objects around near friend and foe alike, and screaming BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD as she kills all the things
>often all at the same time
>happy with being a waifu
yeh
naw

>>25235723
This is great. Voting.

>>25235552
>>25235521
>>25235659

I should really get back to drawing shit for this quest. Life has finally calmed down again enough that I can spare the time.

>>25235848
She seemed fairly content with it when we left, and her note with her ushanka seemed like she had not only accepted the situation but was looking forward to being a mother.

Kharn has basically gotten what most Magical Girls never get; a life beyond being a Magical Girl, instead of Witching Out or getting retired by a friend.

>>25235723
This And

[x] INVITE HER.

Even if in the end we don't get along, having good work relations with the only Culexus is important. Furthermore, we need to show her that we aren't Kharn.

>>25235891
Yeah I think she lived the way she did because she never expected to live past being a magical girl, then she became a warmaster which she did not expect to survive
Now somehow she ended up retiring and now got ordered to be a housewife

I think she might actually content now that she has officially survived it

Huh, I can't even remember what Kumatora looks like.

[x] don't invite.

we don't need to be stepping in everyone's shit it housewarming

>>25236005
Short black hair... ummm.... I want to say there's pink or purple in her outfit.

>>25235994
Yes, which is exactly why Yuma isn't going to be happy to know that Kharn has been made a housewife.
It means that Kharn's won. She survived EVERYTHING, and still came out the other side alive and can now live out her life on a Grief Seed-a-month pension. She's gotten something that most Magical Girls will never get, and that Yuma, as a Culexus, can never have.

You guys think it's funny, but from a Magical Girl's perspective, Kharn got the true best ending, when before the best end you could expect was dying in a fight before you have a chance to Witch Out, followed by second-best, which is being retired by a friend before you can Witch Out.

>>25235674
Keep it simple.

[x] "Yeah. You're invited."

>>25236052
Yes, she got what other girls want.
Not what Kharn herself wants. She very clearly stated that she wanted to go out in a blaze of glory.

>>25235723

Omegon - or Yuma - shakes her head after a few moments. "No apologies necessary, Warmaster. That was a long time, and I was aware that you were not yourself when it happened." The vox destroys what sounds like a chuckle coming from her. "And that doesn't really make me feel better, to hear that the Betrayer got a happy ending when Miss Malal didn't. But I appreciate the attempt." With one arm hugging the box to her, she gives a salute. "If I can be excused, then, Warmaster."

...Wait. She can come to your housewarming if she wants. You were just about to invite her.

"I know, Warmaster. And I wasn't going to accept it." Yuma shrugs again. "Nothing personal, but we don't really know much about each other. I'm just your subordinate, and I'd very much like to keep it that way, if it's all the same to you." Another vox-ruined chuckle. "Really, Warmaster, it's fine. Don't look like I pissed in your cornflakes just for the kick of it. Besides, no one invites a Culexus to a housewarming party - that's bad luck, and brings evil spirits into your home."

That's a whole lot of bullshit and she knows it.

"Maybe. But really, if you want to make me feel better about the entire thing, Warmaster?" She walks towards the door, gloved hand reaching out for the doorknob and twisting it. "You'll take the Betrayer behind the shed and put her out of her misery. Barring that, well...just try not to be Kharn 2.0 and you'll be just fine."

...Right. Alright. You...guess you can do that.

"Hopefully you don't forget. We Culexus don't, you know." She salutes you again. "Warmaster."

She steps through the door and closes it behind her. Leaving you alone in your office with your throne of skulls and a rapidly-sinking sense of defeat.

[1/2]

>>25236080

She accepted her fate.

She said as much that in her goodbye not, even giving away her hat to be a good mother.

>>25236091

[-50 Yuma Points!]

You shake your head, and make your way back to your...chair. Dropping yourself onto it with a sigh. You don't even feel the bumps and ridges of the seat anymore - you're just that tired.

Your first day at work, no less. If every day's going to be like this, well...you're in for an entire world of grief.

What do you do now?

[]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)
[]Stop time and see what Pinky's up to.

>>25236102
[x]Stop time and see what Pinky's up to.

We can ask her if it's ok for us to tell everyone and show her to them.

well, it's a better idea to ask surely

>>25236102

/shakes head

Knew it was a bad idea...

Yuma needs a hug.

[x] Stop Time. See what Pinky is up to. Spend time with Pinky.

>>25236102
>[X]Stop time and see what Pinky's up to.

What could possibly go wrong?

>>25236102
>[X]Stop time and see what Pinky's up to.

>>25236102
Now we lost points. It certainly wasn't my fault at all. Thanks a lot, GUYS.

[x]Stop time.

I really want to get to this haircut, buuut there's some merit in visiting Pinky before she feels like she has to visit us.

>>25236102
>-50 yuma points
This is a feature of the hat, isn't it.

Anyway, have we conclusively proven enough that jabbing people in their neuroses isn't a good way to make friends yet? Maybe we can stop doing that now?

[x]Talk to Pinky. See what she thinks of the sweet chair.

>>25236080
Doesn't matter how Kharn feels about, what matters is how the person we're talking to feels about it.
And according to >>25236091 and >>25236102 no, Yuma didn't appreciate it.

Again, it has to be said.
It doesn't matter what the subject of the conversation feels about the situation, so much as how the participants of the conversation feel about it.

>>25236102
> [-50 Yuma Points!]

Hindsight is a goddamn bitch.

[X] Stop time and see what Pinky's up to.
> Don't forget pancakes!

>>25236102
[x] Stop. Pinky time.

The most terrifying part of the day has finally arrived!

>>25236102
>[-50 Yuma Points!]
Now see if you guys hadn't brought up the whole BUT MUH HAPPY ENDINGS Decu wouldn't have run with it.
I'm sorry I ever suggested it.
>Pinky
We promised pancakes. We should get pancakes first.
We also need to tell Mami about the head thing.
[x] Call Mami. Hug Mami. Tell Mami about the head thing. Ask Mami for pancakes.

>>25236147
She's aware.

[X]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)

As much as I love pinky I think we promised pancakes didn't we? Might want to wait till we have those.

>>25236102
>[-50 Yuma Points!]

I knew you were going to post that Decu.

>>25236114
Wait. Wait wait wait. Pancakes first! We promised to bring her some.

>>25236137
>>25236147
[X] Get pancakes, stop time, share pancakes with pinky

>>25236102
>[]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)

We promised Pinky Pancakes. It would not be wise to break that promise.

>>25236170

Can't give her those until we get to the party.

We'll timestop again halfway through the party and share a platter with her. And probably feed her.

>>25236102
[x]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)
We were supposed to get her pancakes, so meeting with Pinky can wait until we get some.

>>25236150
Non. We told her there was a threat, not that there was a head in a box made to look like her, down to a hairclip to mimic her soul gem, with the eyes gouged out, jaw ripped off, and THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS carved into the forehead. All likely while she was still alive.
ON THAT NOTE
The head belongs to the missing girl that Kyoko is looking for. She, Midori, and that rookie are going to walk straight into a Golden Weapon.
That poor rookie. She won't stand a chance.

>>25236102

>[]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)

deleted my old post and changed it to this, forgot we promised pancakes.

>>25236091
>>25236102

[x] Casually stop time and see what Pinky's up to.
[x] Check if we still have painkillers in our Inventory
[x] Pop one down dry.

"Poor girl.

Magical girls will never stop to be fucked over by their own wishes, won`t they, Madoka?"

Ah, yeah, good catch on the pancakes. Changing my vote to...

[x]Nap.

>>25236147
If you didn't want bad things to happen, maybe you shouldn't suggest bad ideas.

>>25236200

>The head belongs to the missing girl that Kyoko is looking for.

At the very least, the forensics dept is on it. If its the girl, I expect QB to quickly inform Kyoko and Midori.

>>25236210
No. We haven't take a painkiller for ages. Let's not go back down that slippery slope.

>>25236179

Did we promise her pancakes the NEXT time we met or just pancakes?

Because Chiaki can totally stop time a third time today, later tonight.

>>25236220
A little too late to do anything about it, let's just hope someone brings up relevant info earlier. I for one didn't know how angry Yuma was at Kharn. :/

>>25236220
It would have been fine if people hadn't pointed out the flaws.

>>25236237
Next time.
We told her that the next time we saw her, we'd bring pancakes.

>>25236242
That assumes that Decu can't see the flaws in a plan without help, which is quite frankly insulting.

>>25236237
>>25236258
And not just pancakes; Mami's pancakes.

>>25236242

Shit of the bull.

We might as well not debate anything then. My only regret is not being convincing enough.

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>>25236233
Come on, anon.

Don`t be upset.

Take me and I will take the sad away.

You don`t want to feel sad now, don`t you?

>>25236242
No, it wouldn't have.

We knew she was a hikki, heard she was avoiding kyouko, and she said she was mad at kharn. We told her kharn was alive and well and asked her to come to a party where kyouko would be.

This was never going to end well.

>>25236258

Right. Changing my vote to nap, then.
>>25236102
>>25236118

>>25236279
No. Save it for a massive screw up when someone we care about dies.

>>25236279
No, we want to make sure that Mami and Midori actually have a Murderface we can be proud of.

No more bad choices today, damn it all.

>>25236269
Yes, and currently stopping time to see Pinky without said pancakes in hand is winning 9-5

>>25236299
>we

they*

Gaaah.

>>25236102
[x] Timeskip

We said to Pinky we will see her at the party anyway.

while i'm not happy with the whole -50.. aside from Kyoko why should we give a fuck about yuma again?

>>25236102
[X] Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)

Nap time!

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>>25236299
Ha ha, fat chance.

>>25236308
Well at least she won't be as mad as with that thing that never happened.

>>25236102

>[]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)

>>25236210
No no no.
[x] Wait until we have pancakes, *then* stop time.

>>25236102
[X] Aquire heavenly pancakes and stop time.

>>25236102

[x]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)

Don't forget pancakes!

>>25236188
[x] This

>>25236102
>[X]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)

STOP

SKIPPERTIME

>>25236313
Last of her kind under our command. Kind of makes her valuable. We don't need to be bestest buddies foreverest with Yuma, but we don't need her mad at us either.

>>25236102
[X]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)

Also, they really should take the throne out since we kinda ordered them to put it in storage.

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>>25235303
Since thread 1.

>>25236339
We're in the meeting room, not our office. I wonder how many of these chairs Kharn has overall?

>>25236313
She's the only Culexus left in the entire Officio, protege of Malal and therefore knows some of her secrets, and again, is an important person to Kyouko who is an important person to us.

>>25236102
>[X]Take a brief nap before going back to your apartment. (Timeskip)

We don't have pancakes for Pinky yet. Next time we have pancakes we'll see her.

>>25236114
[x]Actually, let's get pancakes first.

>>25236019
>The guard posted there is a Magical Girl that you yourself have trained. With long black hair tied into twintails, a costume that looks more like a black schoolgirl outfit than anything else

From the first thread Kumatora appeared in

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>>25236313
>>25236355

Because Yuma is probably the youngest girl in our officio. I mean, fuck, in the Mango she was something like 10 or 11.

>>25236102
>[x] nap time, dream about los panqueques

>>25236356
And we just barely beat out "Meet Pinky" 9-11, most of them only 5 minutes from the deadline.

>>25236102
>[X] Check Inventory for old time's sake
>[X] Nap

>>25236406
>Yuma_ova
Wait, they actually made an OVA of of Oriko?

>>25236406

Was. Recruiting has been ongoing, and it's been a couple of years.

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>>25236435

Trolled softly.

>>25236435

It's an edit.

It says so very clearly on Yuma's page.

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Posting this courtesy of Nicehatguy, who's currently working a much less shitty job and can't be here with us today.

Happy 100, decupyon!

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We could ask Yuma to take a look at The Hat once she's done with Remov.
She might be able to figure it out. Well, if she doesn't burn it right away out of the old sentiment towards previous owner.

>>25236491

Thats absolutely lovely

>>25236491
Great work from hat as always

>>25236491
what does pyon mean?
and how does decu manage to be so cute?