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You are a hollow, the TRUE se- wait, that's not right. You are Schrödinger and for the past set length of time because Hueco Mundo doesn't have a day or night cycle the bastard you have been hitting patrols and killing the king's men. You leap through the desert sands and attack without warning, leaving some alive at first to tell the king you are here for him, and then just slaughtering to the last man. You are in fact becoming known as the "Riendo fantasma de las arenas del desierto". Sadly you don't speak Spanish ans all attempts to inquire as to what it means normally ends with your enemies in your stomach.

GAIN:200 XP

You look around the cave system you have decided to call home and sigh as the other hollows look up to you with awe. You have been spending your free time building them up a bit, but they are still scrubs. Srubby scrub scrubs. You give a nod to Jäger, a heavily armored wolf hollow who fires spikes like vertical missiles and walk to your small area of the cave where a certain mentally unbalanced squid is sitting.

"I can heeeeeear them you know. All the ones who became one. They sing to me. Soon the corpse king will slaughter the annoying can and reign as the black master of Hueco Mundo." He proclaims.

You would put more stalk in his ranting, but he claimed you were going to get a cheese sandwich last time and that turned out to be BS. "That's racist. You have to call them Hollow-American's now. The dash is important. Even though our dimension sits on japan. And we use Spanish despite not speaking it." You explain.

"So what's the plan? Charlotte is setting up more traps, but if you want to go on a hunt we can." Your wolf companion explains.

Good question

Hunger:Low
Reputation:Known
Damage none

Wat do?
[]Go hunt(Roll 1d100 for exploring results. Best of first five)
[]Ask him something
[]GO do something else.
[]Other, please specify

>>25407591
upgrade gravity and dream walker

Rolled 17

>>25407591
Can we inject some more madness poison into sid? Y'know, just for the fuck of it.

Also, let's go hunting.

Rolled 41

>>25407591
huntan time

Rolled 42

>>25407591
>[]Go hunt(Roll 1d100 for exploring results. Best of first five)


And I'll second the gravity upgrade.

You're still using the crummy pic I drew. Swag.

Rolled 28

>>25407671
Poor roll.

REV UP THAT FATEBREAKER

Rolled 74

>>25407591
>>[]Go hunt(Roll 1d100 for exploring results. Best of first five)

>>25407733
You saved us.

>>25407733

>Best of five.

>Points this out with a 74 on the fifth post.

Styling all over the place, anon.

"Let's hunt the king's horses and the kings men as fair game,
We'll crush them all, we'll slaughter and maim.

Let's not forget we seek the king in eternal night,
We will kill the hollow dressed as a knight." You explain before running off.

"Meh, 6/10" Jager offers before following behind you. You run around the cave system and find Charlotte constructing more traps around your building and pick her up. At least you hope it's a her. You run off into the desert and find

>74

A large hunting party of the king's. At least twenty hollows geared up for war. You extend your senses a bit just to be safe, but none of them cause your fatebreaker to resonate. You twitch an almost perfect fluffy tail in response and lean over the ridge. You explain what you see to your companions and you note Charlotte has already started digging, the massive spider hollow's bulk twitching and swaying under the sands.

General strategy?
[]We know what to do
[]I have an idea!
[]Run, there are too many
[]other, please specify

Also roll 1d100 for combat. I will take the best of first five

>>25407911
Rolling for combat while I ponder a strategy.

Rolled 31

>>25407949
Let's try that again.

Rolled 54

>>25407911

Have the wolf cover us and just start poisoning them against their friends.

Once it's a full on fuster-cluck we can pick them off at our leisure.

Rolled 87

Have charlotte construct a trap. Use Jager to lure them into it by firing at them drawing them to our location. When they enter charlotte's trap, the rest of us rush in and fuck everybody up while Jager re positions himself for range again.

Rolled 55

>>25407911

I fail at plans, but I rock at diceing.

Rolled 20

>>25407911
Jager lays spikes all through them and we zap in there so that our electricity blasts between all the steel rods and fries the group.

Then death blender.

Rolled 90

Need to make sure nobody screws us out of that 87

Rolled 25

>>25408060
>>25408062

OH THE IRONY.

>>25408062
He didn't link to the post. Neither did you.

I can't remember, does that matter in this quest?

>>25408084
N

Rolled 35

>>25407911

rolling for

>>25408016

because he forgot to link his post

You instruct Charlotte to construct a trap while Jager lays down heavy ranged support and lures them into it. Charlotte seems to understand as it finishes burrowing and Jager sets up to fire. You wait for the seemingly endless stream of steel spikes to stop firing from his back and then rush out. You perform small glancing hits on the group, enough to anger them but not kill them, before you jump back. You worry you made it too obvious however the group charges you. You make sure you run just a little slower than them so they can catch up and think you see Charlotte in the sands, so you give your strongest leap, using your minor gravity control to help lighten the load.

The hollow company runs towards you seeing their chance, when suddenly a massive hole opens up under them, at least thirty feet deep. You glance over as Charlotte unburries itself from the sand and you slightly worry about how good they are at making traps.

Sadly it seems one of the hollows is a flying type, and it has already started trying to escape.

Wat do?
[]Focus on the pit, they will climb out soon.
[]Go after the flying type hollow
[]Run away!
[]Other, please specify

Roll another round of 1d100s please. Best of first five.

Rolled 83

>>25408300
>[]Go after the flying type hollow
Cero it in the face.

Rolled 64

>>25408300
Go after the flying type, I'm fairly certain we're the fastest of our group.

Rolled 60

>>25408300
[X]Go after the flying type.

Priorities.

Rolled 53

>>25408300
>[]Go after the flying type hollow

Rolled 73

>>25408300
>[x]Focus on the pit, they will climb out soon.
cero its filthy soul

You chase after the flying hollow. You fire a cero at it, but it seems to have some resistance as the space around the hollow warps and your cero bends. You curse before chasing after it and finally manage to pin it down by a large sand dune. You tear into it and find a small glass bead.

GAIN ITEM: Strange glass bead.

You make your way back and discover several patches of blood on the ground and impaled enemies. Likely the result of Jager and Charlottes work.

You finish off the remainder and with Charlotte and Jagger before looking at the bodies.

20 bodies to be divided.

You could give the two left to the two of them, or drag the remaining two back to your hideout.

Wat do?
[]Bring the bodies back
[]Eat them there
[]Other, please specify

>>25408535
Bring bodies back. Good for morale.

Eat the bead.

>>25408535
Let's eat these here. We've got a difficult battle coming up, and we need powerful champions if we're to have a chance. 33% split with Jager and ourselves getting the 7, while charlotte gets 6.

>>25408300
let Jager deal with the flyer, he's the ranged one anyways, focus on the pit, start with some ceros, it'll be like shooting hollows in a pit! Wait, that's not the right phrase...

>>25408535
[X]Eat them there

It's time to start become the hero these monsters need.

>>25408535
split with Jager, charlotte is back lines anyways

>>25408577
Charlotte did more work than us.

>>25408575
Seconding this

You split is 7 Jager, 7 you, and 6 charlotte.

GAIN 200xp

"I must object, to your choice of split,
You were not the one most hit." Charlotte protests.

"Oh? You are back-line, not the front,
It's fine if you eat less on the hunt." You explain as Jager backs out of it.

"Were it not for my hole, and fighting most clever,
We would have been skinned and turned into hollow leather." It continues.

"In contrast spider of the hole,
Jager and I dealt the greatest toll." You counter before turning and leaving.

Now wat?
Hunger:Low
Damage:None
Reputation:Known.

[]Hunt more things!
[]back to base real quick
[]Eat the bead?
[]other, please specify

>>25408803
hunt more, try to square up with Charlotte, we don't need a schism

Rolled 86

>>25408803
>[]Hunt more things!
This time Charlotte can get some more.

Hey Azure, I was kind of wondering something. We know that soul society is relatively cut off from other "heavens" but what about hueco mundo? Is it ubiquitous or is this another japan only area?

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>>25408803
[]Eat the bead?
Indeed. Eat the bead.

>>25408803
[X]Hunt more things!

May as well keep the spider happy, and anyways we've gone far too long without being covered in blood.

Rolled 61

>>25408803
>[]Hunt more things!

>>25408535

5 each for the three of us, 5 for the scrubs back home

>>25408803
Hunt more things to make it up to Charlotte. The last thing we need is dissension in the ranks.

I've thought it over eight-legged friend
Todays hunts are not yet at an end
You'll get your fair share in the coming hours
So just be patient to grow your powers

>>25408841
Japan only as far as you know. There are ways to bridge it to other locations, but you have no idea how.

>>25408841
should have asked Ezekiel, but I'm guessing that Hueco Mundo is the flip side of SS, so we get cut off from everyone else because the soul king is isolationist

>>25408803

hunt more things give charlotte an extra hollow from our own meal if needed

Rolled 1

Bead not eaten then.

Please roll 1d100 for exploran. I will take best of first three.

Ignore that little roll up there.

Rolled 1

>>25408903
>1

Oh God

Rolled 31

>>25408903
Rolling.

>>25408917
It Begins.

Rolled 59

>>25408917
Oh sweet irony.

>>25408917
fatebreak.

>>25408972
nah, lets have a bad experience

>>25408917
fatebreak

>>25408996
Let's consume the bead.

>>25408996
Agreed!

2 for fatebreak, 2 against fate break, 2 unrelated

Guys, last time we had a bad experience, we had actual character development and found motivation. This gun be good

Rolled 32

>>25408972

Fatebreak like the son of zeus.

>>25409031
choose the more fun option please

>>25409031
Add another against fatebreak.

>>25408903
Watch the one be for what the bead does to us. Either it was an awesome item that does nothing or we are fucked for ingesting something weird... err weirder than short bread that is.

>>25409052
3 for, 3 against, 2 unrelated, 1 DM choice

Yes also eat the bead pls.

>>25409065
DM choice

>>25409069
No don't eat the bead.

>>25409077
But we must.

>>25408575
>>25408713
>>25408843
>>25409008
>>25409069
>>25409088
Find something new, put it in your mouth. /tg/ is filled with toddlers.

>>25409077

Eat the bead.

No fatebreak.

Let the roll ride. Use the fatebreak is sit hits the fan

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3 for, 3 against, 2 unrelated, 2 dm choice, and one abstract yes plus some small confusion over the bead. Will wait for a bit.

>>25409111
don't use fatebreak

Rolled 26

>>25409111

....Who's the blond in that pic?

Also, Fatebreak.

>>25409103
We are only asking the hard-hitting questions that must always be answered.
Can I eat it?,
Can I screw it?

Not using fatebreak seems to have won, which is more fun for me anyway. Not for you, but for me sure.

Writing now

>>25409146
This was a 1/10,000 chance, I expect it to be suitably amazing

>>25409146

>No fatebreak wins.

.... Except it didn't.

>>25409171
the two voting for his decision pushed it over the edge

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>These people chose to not fatebreak

>>25409171
...except I took DM choice to mean direct their vote where I want.

So I did.

Will retally once more

>>25409197
It's a roll for random encounter, not to avoid getting our guts spilled across the sands. We can handle.

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>>25409197
we want FUN

>>25409197

I really don't understand the logic here.

"The last time we sucked this hard, we lost our best friend and dramatically changed the scope and outlook of the quest for the worse. We have a power specifically to prevent this."

"Let's not use it."

I am Wounded Azure, Wounded that the StoryBook has been discounted so soon...
Clearly I jest...
linky link link; https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x8GO0Gs08hkG_OzCQxgxkG0QIerMykvSV1XJH9wE5BY/edit#bookmark=id.tm3fm6ry3hzf

Also, the strange bead is liable to be that Arrancar Prison thing that Grimmjaw used on Uliqra...

>>25409216
If we don't fate break, are you using the 1 or the 59? You said best, but I forget your policy on crits...

>>25409257
it's a meta decision based on meta knowledge that's why. We enjoyed the struggle as players, and Schrodinger doesn't know anything went terribly wrong

>>25409232
Go get abused by a dominatrix then. Not here. Because I certainly don't find getting my nuts twisted to be fun.

Fatebreak. Screwing up is fun. Just not when you're eating scary beads.

>>25409283
>and Schrodinger doesn't know anything went terribly wrong
If you're going to seriously use that argument, fatebreaker shouldn't exist.

>>25409271

Nat 1 is an override. So not fatebreaking is like volunteering to get raped without lube here.

retallied twice. No fatebreak still won.

>>25409271
We use the 1.

Not eating bead seems to have still won as well so that's a thing

>>25409321
so far Fatebreaker has been in the heat of battle, when you most certainly do know things went wrong

>>25409351

WE'VE USED IT IN EXACTLY THIS SORT OF SITUATION.

>>25409376
well I don't agree with using it like this, so there

>>25409376
Stop being so boring. Fatebreaker shouldn't even be in this quest, it ruins the suspense.

Welp, this quest has been swarmed by retardation and Azure wants to let it just happen.

I'm out. Not worth arguing with this twisted fuckery. I'll just read through the archives alter.

Try and not let them kill us.

>>25409387

I'm with you, bro.

>>25409321
It's for when Risa knows a hit is coming and rewind time to avoid it. Or at least that's how I perceive it to be.

Namefagin to find myself

>>25409384
That is... a good argument actually. I think Azure only put it in because of Anon's stupidity when dealing with the LT.

Can we ask for a refund of the power?

>>25409434
We need broken shit to combat the broken shit enemies will have later.

>>25409434
could we fatebreaker our investment in fatebreaker?

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Goddamn, there's no reason to fatebreak on fucking EXPLORING.

Stop being so ass ravaged.

>>25409376
Shit! I was thinking we were complaining about AE rolling a1. Just saw someone else rolled 1 right after that! Damn my phone, fate break this shit I change my vote.

>>25409434
Remember, this is a bleach AU. Things will get incredibly overpowered, broken, plain silly soon enough. We just haven't hit anything recently that powerful.

>>25409467
Nat 1 you fucking cretin

>>25409486
Still just exploring.

>>25409434
If anon wants it, yes I can do that.

I plead the fifth on why I included fatebreaker.

>>25409454
They will be less broken if you remove fatebreaker.

>>25409478
Already locked

>>25409497
And nat 1 exploring is shit like walking into an ambush and getting wolfbro's mask eaten.

>>25409434

actually It was included from the very first upgrade, so it was always meant to be a part of the game...


>>25409467
we explore into an ambush by all 3 of the Kings Generals...

>>25409512

Don't even joke about that!

>>25409434

..... Yeah, alright, fuck this. You want to retcon a power we got because of a character changing moment to have more terrible shit happen constantly.

Fuck that, fuck you, fuck this quest.

>>25409497

>Still just exploring.

We explore our way right into the King and his Generals coming murder to us without any preparations.

>>25409500
But we will be less broken. It doesn't matter what broken level we are at, everything will still be broken. Besides the ability to manipulate fate and the destruction of the natural order seems to be the theme of the quest. We are a fitting protagonist

>>25409526

This is what crit-fails bring in a quest like this.

WHICH IS WHY WE BOUGHT A POWER FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF NOT LETTING THAT SHIT HAPPEN.

>>25409529
if it's the king and his generals, then we'll just use fatebreaker to fight them. I don't see the problem

We have the best odds of critting a 100 you realize

How about using fatebreaker negates nat100's?

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>>25409555

>fighting a vasto lord
>thinking you will win

>>25409529
Just saying if there is no risk of failure then where is the fun in it?

I want to play a quest, not 'We win everything ever"

>>25409555

..... Wow, you're retarded. If this is the the kind of braingpower that goes into decision making it's obvious why we lost the fucking plant.

Come to think of it, are Jager and Charlotte broken at all AE?

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>>25409590

>>25409596
it's my kind of brainpower that kept the plant alive, he was alive until I missed one thread

so, it's you cretins who got him killed

>>25409600
Define broken. They are both really good at what they do. The spike attack is pretty much an anti-army level power.

Charlotte is like batman.

Will post and then let this debate resolve itself.

>>25409660
as in, do they have something comparable to gravity manipulation or fatebreaker

The only reason I want to keep fatebreaker is because this quest has fate-shattering overtones. We've actively discussed destroying the fabric of reality, so that's a thing.

As for not using it on the nat one... Will we have a better chance to use it this thread? Probably not. Am I alright with a little bit of failure to keep it realistic now and again? Sure, why not. I'm just worried we won't find anything and spider bro will get pissy about us not finding him that promised meal.

>>25409714
Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but we have seen people that "make our fate breaker tail tingle" or whatever right? I may have misinterpreted it, but in those situations aren't we dealing with people powerful enough to override fatebreaker?

>>25409714
AE confirmed that the nat 1 is more fun for him, so I doubt it's charlotte getting pissy with us

Can we make it so fatebreaker can only be used i combat situations, that would be nice.

"I've thought it over eight-legged friend
Todays hunts are not yet at an end
You'll get your fair share in the coming hours
So just be patient to grow your powers" you explain and it seems to bring Charlotte some peace.

You let out a small sigh of relief before running through the desert, you find...

>1

Nothing. You find nothing while you cob through the desert. You feel a little let down before you smell some heavy reitsu and your tail starts twitching. You turn and see a bright flash of dark blue light and roll out of the way, but sadly your wolf bro seems less lucky as he braces for the hit.

You look around and see Charlotte is nowhere to be seen, either they got hit in that ambush or they already burrowed. You see your arm start to reform as you glance at Jager, and see he has constructed some sort of heavy shield from his spikes.

You look up and see a man with short cropped hair and a katana floating in midair. On his hip rests a silverish dagger looking object you recall from the king's palace. You look hard at the very muscular man and recall seeing him in the throne room.

"Yo!" He sneers his ragged jacket blowing in a wind you aren't certain is actually here.

He floats down and you get a better look at him. He looks to be about teenager in years, and his short cropped hair is well styled. You ponder momentarily on where he finds gel, and then continue. He is wearing a ragged leather jacket and jeans with a pair of combat boots on his feet. He has the remains of a hollow mask on his chin, a sharp pointed thing with small tusks jutting out. He has his sword sheathed and is holding it in his left hand

"You're the guy, right? The one whose been fucking up our patrols? Ha, you're a scrawny bastard ain't ya?" He asks, his dialect thick with something you can't place.

well, crap. Seems a general got the drop on you.
(1/2)

>>25409815
You always use my rhymes AE you big ol' charmer.

Damage:Light
Hunger:Low
Reputation:Known

Wat do?
[]Talk, you wanted to do a talking sort of battle for ages
[]Attack!
[]Run, you have no idea why your tail is twitching at the thingy
[]Wait for Charlotte of Jager to make their move
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

Please discuss about how you would like to proceed and also about fatebreaker since we seem to be debating it.

>>25409839
Attack because he is a damn underage fool.

>>25409832
You always make good rhymes for me to use, you playboy/girl

>>25409858
Please, I prefer play-genderunkown enigma. I have been putting myself in Schrodinger's role this whole time.

>>25409839
in canon the younger arrancars are weaker attack the scrub

Rolled 63

>>25409839
>[]Talk, you wanted to do a talking sort of battle for ages

Well, it may be boring, but I thought of another skill to add to the list of possibilities right next to the steel needle fur.

Berserk (Or Angel Mode if you wanna get fancy. Makes sense considering that recent 100% or nothing talk with Lucy)
>+attack + speed - durability
>Possibility of attacking allies (+maddness)
>No using abilities while active
>Leveling up just increases the attack and speed boost. Also increases the chance to attack allies.
>Level 5 choices: "Controlled Chaos" grants acces to abilities while berserking. OR "World Razer" pumps the attack and speed buffs to retarded levels. Same with maddness. Any allies in the area might want to gtfo because you'll just kill them. Drops durability to zero. OR "Monklike" negates the detrimental effects on defense and self control.

I dunno. Like I said, kinda generic. But I think it would have a good synergy with We're All Mad Here, unlike everything else we have.

>>25409839
>[x]Talk, you wanted to do a talking sort of battle for ages

That might give Jager and Charlotte some time to prepare and think of a way to attack this guy, if possible.

Hopefully, he's here to try to recruit us instead of fuck our shit up.

It's bleach, we have to do some talky talky before swinging our swords around, maybe learn his backstory and what kind of short bread he likes. But I'll let others come up with the rhymes for how we ask about him.

Captcha: daycar more... guess we moved into big boy school now

>>25409815
Looks as always are deceiving,
you should be careful what you are believing.

Who ever told you I wasn't working for the king?
also, I'm behind you on my upswing.

>>25409931
tag this on to an illusion of us attacking him from behind, and ceroing his face or something

>>25409902
You had to mention canon didn't you?

Now he is going to be insanely strong because AE hates metagaming so much.

God damn you anon.

>>25409839
>[]Talk, you wanted to do a talking sort of battle for ages
This is the first person to actually talk to us for a while. Let's chat him up a little before we see where this goes.

Ah, so you're a vassal of the puppet king
Coming to fight me, a trifling thing
I know not your motives, nor know I your skill
But that doesn't mean I won't get the kill

We can resolve this in an easier way
You can help me, and together we'll stay
If you're interested please let me know
How far for some freedom are you willing to go?

I've seen the cruelty of the desert fool
You could replace him, I am no fool
I see clearly your strength, and I sense your power
If you play this right, it could be your victorious hour.

>>25409912
Ehh. Maybe like? We don't really have the xp to go for yet another ability right now.

Might be cool though later.

>>25410023
ah, fuck... I rhymed fool with fool. If you use this AE, please change the first rhyme of fool to "tool"

>>25410023
you just rhymed fool with fool

>>25410040
>>25410046
It seems I've beaten you to pointing out my own flaws.

Swiggity swag, what's in the bag?

>>25410046
And I'm back. Seems people want to stick with fatebreak for now?

Any seconds on how you want to talk to him? Illusionary attacks or just talk?

Wait for charlotte and jager or not?

>>25410072
curse my bad internet connection!

>>25409839

Oh the irony that if we beat him, It's Charlotte's meal...

"To the General without a Mask,
How does it feel this cat must Ask."

>>25410095
chat him up and if things go sour end with >>25409931

>>25410095
Just talk until chalotte makes his move.

>>25410023
To further explain this, yes, I am suggesting we set this guy up as our puppet king. We need to get one, and this guy could potentially help us grow our power enough to truly pull the strings. Depose one puppet, install another.

>>25410095
keeping fatebreak for now, its much to good when RNG has been known to straight out murderhobo many a quest and any amount of depowering doesn't stop that.
also we talking now.

>>25410095
talk while letting Charlotte and Jager get in position. Also get prepared to run the fuck away.

>>25410122

so sit him on the pedestal and have Sin-Fin join our party then?

There's only one General left after this...

>>25410095
Don't exchange fatebreak. Just keep it.

>>25410023
This. Even though he won't join us, we've been building up an army so asking just seems in character for us.

>>25410162
>>25410122
>Implying we won't set up Sin-Yif as our puppet king.

IF we win this fight we will eat him, we need to hit vastolorde before we do anything.

>>25410261
But we promised Charlotte already...

>>25410261

Charlotte will be pissed.....

Maybe if take her on a hunting trip without Jager, we could give her all the hollows from a group...

Rolled 42

>>25410284
I'm sorry to say this but I personally don't think Charlotte is going to make it through this. This is going to be Jimmy all over again.

>>25410284
We'll cross that bridge when we determine that all three of us actually survive this fight

>>25410284
We will eat the head and the torso she can eat the legs.

>>25410314
>>25410316
>We'll cross that bridge when we determine that all three of us actually survive this fight

This.

"Ah, so you're a vassal of the puppet king
Coming to fight me, a trifling thing
I know not your motives, nor know I your skill
But that doesn't mean I won't get the kill

We can resolve this in an easier way
You can help me, and together we'll stay
If you're interested please let me know
How far for some freedom are you willing to go?

I've seen the cruelty of the desert tool
You could replace him, I am no fool
I see clearly your strength, and I sense your power
If you play this right, it could be your victorious hour." You explain but he looks at you oddly.

"Stuuuuupid. Why would I want to do something like that? All I want to do is fight, and destroy, and slaughter! The king lets me do all that, so why would I want to get in his way? Use your head, dumbass!" He explains tapping a finger to his skull as if to illustrate his point.

"Looks as always are deceiving,
you should be careful what you are believing.

Who ever told you I wasn't working for the king?
also, I'm behind you on my upswing." You say as you summon an illusion of you behind him.

He glances back and the illusion basses through him making him scoff. "An illusionist, eh? How boring." He complains before noticing something and reaching into the sands.

He lifts Charlotte easily into the air before hitting them with his sheathed sword, sending him flying into you. "What? Trying to attack? Stupid, why try all these round about ways, let's just kill each other!" He smiles his arms wide open.

A battle junkie, great.

Wat do?
[]Attack, Jager seems to be getting his feet back
[]Run! This guy is fucking crazy
[]Talk some more
[]Other, please specify

Also roll 1d100. best of first five. Will wait a little bit for strategy as well, a good strategy lowers the DC.

Rolled 73

>>25410344
how comparably strong would we be if we shapeshifted into full CANNOT BE mode to brawl?

Also, illusions will be our friend if he's a meat head battle junkie like he seems

Rolled 8

>>25410344
May the Gods of Devouring yummy things be with me.

Rolled 22

>>25410344
Destroy him with things.

Rolled 59

>>25410344
Attack, use our superior speed and regenerative abilities to last out long enough for Jager and charlotte to get in position and start mounting an offensive. Once he becomes distracted by Jager and Charlotte we take a second to heal up, before blind siding him, hopefully poisoning him somewhere along the lines.

Rolled 3

>>25410344
>[]Attack, Jager seems to be getting his feet back

Since he has that cero-shield thinky we shouldn't try to use it, it will only create an opening for him to attack us.

Rolled 85

>>25410344
>[]Attack, Jager seems to be getting his feet back

Running away won't do shit. It's fight or die. And I'm feeling lucky/fatebreaky.

>>25410344
>[]Attack, Jager seems to be getting his feet back
Time to throw fatebreakers at him until we get a 100

>>25410421
>>25410413
>>25410410
>>25410390
>Dem rolls

So yeah, we REALLY need a good plan here.

>>25410434
Faytebrekeru!

>>25410344
Okay, if we don't move now, we lose Charlotte. That's not cool. I say we hit should keep him thinking we only do illusions. Maybe disguise Jager as an us-clone, have him attack. Just keep it guerrilla harrying status for a while so we can try to get Charlotte back. Then we can have all three of us wearing him down and going at him.

Just try to keep him from going full fighting mode. Don't let him hit us, as many illusions as we can at once.

>>25410444
Oh wait, nevermind, one was a 73.

>>25410387
And as for strategy, we should shift into full Shoggoth and multiply ourselves with illusions, dancing and evading while we let Jager set some distance so he can range attack. Charlotte had better get his act together. If we can mask our reitsu well enough to make the clones seem real enough as we swarm him, making hits every once in a while, we should be able to get him to waste a lot of go juice on ceroing the illusions. When jager is set, swarm him with all illusions to obscure the cloud of needles, then jump in to rip and tear until he gets his feet again. Then we distract and try to protect Jager as Charlotte does his shitty thing again. And finish up the attrition battle with a combined attack. Sounds good to me

>>25410444
73 is fine.

>>25410455
I dont think that's good enough against this guy

Rolled 50

>>25410344
Point blank Cero, Dream Walk behind him, and then bite him with crazy juice?

>>25410466
all about the deceptive strategies man. THat's why i wrote up an entire paragraph on battle plans, and I'm now going to amend for contingencies

>>25410466
So we get hit a little. That's fine. We never expected it to be easy.

Rolled 95

>>25410460
Well, he's already demonstrated an ability to discern illusion from reality. Dropping our go juice could help, but it's possible that he has some way to figure out the difference between illusion and real.

>>25410460
I like this. I want us to have copies of us flying around, covering Jager and every needle he throws, covering Charlotte if we can get her free, and a few just in the air rushing him.

>>25410485
He discerned it by it phasing through him, if I read it correctly. Not really high level stuff on that.

>>25410460

And then you realize he is just the right level to see though our cloaking.

>>25410460
If the illusions don't work, and he locks on to us, we will shift to speed mode and try to flank attack him, harrying and buying time for Jager. If he's still faster than us then we should blast a cero at him/the ground to create enough cover to run the fuck away.

If he immediatly starts attacking Jager, then he's exposed himself to an attack at the god damn kidneys. Let's see him fight without kidneys.

If he hunts down Charlotte, then we just need to go speed mode and harry him as Jager sets up his barrage

If Jager's barrage doesn't do anything, we'll have to retreat to the nearest base

If charlotte's attack doesn't do anything, well, we were'nt really planning on that anyways

And if he goes some kind of bankai bullshit, run and abandon our friends. If they survive, they'll understand

>>25410522
Meaning he wasn't concerned enough to dodge, when he clearly could have if he thought there was danger.

>>25410534
>>25410501
>>25410485
Contingencies gentlemen, contingencies >>25410547

>>25410554
If he is a battle junkie then maybe he just doesn't care if he is hit?

>>25410460
>>25410547
I agree with this plan, maybe even try and play into his battlelust somehow? Fake an oppening and then Jager hits him from behind when he rushes to kill us?

Calling it here. Will read ideas then write up. Just to let you know this battle will be in multiple parts.

>>25410554
As far as he's concerned, we're a scub and he'll just shrug off whatever we dish out. He's all about punchin! He should be pretty built for fighting.

>>25410627
So steal his sword before he decides to use it?

>>25410613
I hope my battle keikaku and my high roll was enough

Also, it's stupid late, and I really want to see the end of this

>>25410613
Well it's a general Azure, it's gotta be in multiple parts.
There's the whole backstory to get through, the flashbacks to how we met him 2 minutes ago, the part where we think we've beaten him but then BULLSHIT power, and then the part where he thinks he has beaten us and then we BULLTSHIT power, and then we win or lose our friend Jager.

>>25410651
>There's the whole backstory to get through, the flashbacks to how we met him 2 minutes ago, the part where we think we've beaten him but then BULLSHIT power, and then the part where he thinks he has beaten us and then we BULLTSHIT power, and then we win or lose our friend Jager.

Just like my japanese animes!

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>>25410641
... does that work?!

>>25410651
>and then we win or lose our friend Charlotte.

Fixed

>>25410724
>>25410651
>and then we win AND lose our friend Charlotte.

Double fixed

>>25410724
It's a shame. I like Charlotte almost as much as Jacques.

>>25410724
Nah, he's the most like a girl, so we can't lose her. A manly friend? That's fine. A girl? Obviously he's going to end up in our weird triple marriage at the end of this.

I think I've thought of a new power guize. A part of Schrödinger that we haven't considered utilizing before and combined it with a fairly generic ability!

Sanity.
An ability that let's us massively boost/alt recharge our Go-Juice, but we can't use any of our other abilities during it. Like one lucid moment of clarity for our mind restores our power, but during its use it deprives us of the insanity needed to access most of our special abilities.
Amalgamations/Thoughts?

>>25410720
I mean... if he's a moron.

Rolled 6

>>25410778
Actually, I'd like to see a power where we strike madness into the minds of others. Full Lovecraft mode

>>25410778
To be honest, I'm not really a fan of new abilities, I kind of think we already have a pretty good variety going here, certainly much more than the average Espada.

>>25410801
so, our poison

>>25410778
Sanity would be a neat part of Schrödinger's forte, but I don't really feel love for a go-juice recharger that weakens us, even if only during.

>>25410801
Our poison already does that.

>>25410801
So, buff our poison more.

>>25410778
That's not how hollows work at all though.

>>25410796
He just let what looked like us just run straight into him. He says that he just wants to get to killing each other. Maybe he is?
Hypothetically, maaaaybe it could work

I'm starting to think that the AIDAfags are trying to sabotage this quest.

>"Don't fatebreak the nat 1!"
>"Fight this guy. No need to fatebreak the mediocre rolls!"
>Y'know what'd be cool? Making Risa not crazy."

>>25410821
>>25410778
Yeah, maybe change it so that we loose our abilities because of the strain of forcefully becoming sane for a minute but in exchange we became a super-strategy expert and we are able to read our opponents like a book?

>>25410840
Bahd mouve mahn. Bahd mouve.

>>25410840
oh you know it's more fun to face the general now

and with my keikaku, the roll is fine

>>25410778
Fuck no. Bugger off.

>>25410850
So like a massive cunning booster? I like it.

>>25410778
No.

>>25410778
Nope.

You nod to Jager as you go full shoggoth mode, your body twisting and warping with impossibility as you cast some illusions about to confuse the general. He glances around and seems amused slightly by your display as Jager fires his spikes at him. He doesn't even try to dodge, the steel spikes shattering as they come into contact with his skin. "Cool, right? Called, ah, Hierro? Arrancar are so strong our spiritual pressure hardens our body. Here" He picks up one of the spikes as your claws glance off his skin. "Catch!' He shouts, the spike flying through the air faster than Jager launched it. He manages to avoid it by the skin of his teeth however.

He looks around at your illusions as you continue running past him, striking where you can. You are doing a little damage, but not as much as you would like. You can feel your poison trying to leak into him, but his own energy repelling it as you go past.

"Annoying." He sighs before dark blue light envelops his finger tips. He starts flicking his index finger off his thumb, as if he were delivering a forehead flick, and small blue orbs of light fly off and smack into the illusions, passing through them as it is difficult to maintain.

"Nope, nope, nope, nope." He says as the energy flies through the illusions, he suddenly turns and fires one at you, catching your twisting form and exploding on contact.

"Got ya!" He shouts as he seems to vanish in front of your eyes and stand in front of you. He delivers a monstrous kick to your midsection which makes your body scream in pain as he smiles. "Bala, not the coolest ability but damn handy. You didn't think we could only use ceros, did you dumbass!" He shouts before an orb of light charges in his hands.
(1/2)

"Though if you want a cero." He grins, but then falls, his leg getting caught in one of Charlotte's traps.

You manage to take the chance to break away and retreat next to Jager who seems to be thinking.

"Can you distract him for a while? I think I have something which can hurt him." Jager explains as the sand shifts next to you, Charlotte evidently pausing from trap laying.

He seems to be getting his foot out of the trap.

Damage:Fair
Gojuice:Good
Reputation:Known
Hunger:Low

Wat do?
[]Run away!
[]He knows your energy now, or one of the others. Running is a bad idea.
[]Attack!(how?)
[]Have Charlotte take him for a second, you need to redistribute your stats.
[]Other, please specify

Also, roll 1d100. Best of first five

This is 2/2 by the way

Rolled 67

>>25410986
Shapeshift into semi-liquid form.

See if he's invulnerable on the inside.

>>25410986
>[]He knows your energy now, or one of the others. Running is a bad idea.
>[X]Attack!(how?)

AIM FOR HIS EYES WITH TENTACLES

Rolled 34

>>25410986
Make more illusions but this time an illusion of an illusion of us, so when he pegs the illusion it will look like he pegged us then we can gank him.
A double bluff.

>>25411010
That... you can not do

Rolled 36

>>25410986
Damn goober. Use dream walker to jump behind him and Tesla's Revenge him with your claws.

Or summon an Elder God from the outer planes and end it all.

Rolled 25

>>25410986
>>25411027
Aaaaand I forgot to roll

Rolled 84

>>25410986
>[]Attack!(how?)
Inject poison right into his eye

>>25411032
Good to know.

Rolled 56

>>25410986
Donating a roll

73 got us kicked around pretty good.

Let's see how an 84 does.

Rolled 52

>>25411051

a most interesting plan. Why make our own illusions when we can make his own eye do it for us...

Rolled 89

>>25411031
>>25410986
Nah, illusions is a waste of time, he has showed that he can see right through them. Do >>25411027 , lets see if his eyes are as tough as his skin

>>25411051
>84 on the fifth roll.

You go Anon.

>>25411039
Okay, fatebreaker

>>25411081
DISREGARD, FORGOT IT WAS OF 5

>>25411075
>>25411073
>>25411051
>>25411027
>>25410986
Yeah, plan Eye-poison-attack is a gogo.

>>25411051
Full Lovecraft. Full Shoggoth. Call upon Azathoth.

>>25411081
No.

>>25411051
>>25411027
I like poison to the eyes as a good plan.

>>25410986
you know, I'm still convinced that we will soon have the power to attach our dollheads to the swords to create dummies of those we have eaten to fight for us. Not sure if we can do that now though.

In other news, here's the new plan I think, we may need to fatebreak for a good roll though

So we know he has a ton of defense, he's faster than us, has more go juice than us, and his ceros would probably insta gib our friends.

We shall taunt him. And use his battlelust to our advantage, he seems to be very straightforward, so we should be able to lure him into vulnerabilities with some meager provocation. Charlotte will have to watch our backs from the sand, and we'll be in full speed mode.

Perhaps imply he's less of a man than Sin-fin?
any other ideas on taunts?
the tried and true "you hit like a shinigami"?

>>25411114
tag eye poison onto this

The poison is not a physical thing. It is your energy that does it.

So you can't really shoot any in is eye

>>25411125
we could if we hit him in the face with a cero though, right?

>>25411125
The idea is to hit his eyes with tentacles and THEN poison them.

>>25411125
Can't we like, focus it into a beam and make him hallucinate?

>>25411125
Well, pupils are just holes with very thin films over it. Stab him in the eye

>>25411125
Stabbing him in the eyes is alright as well.

Most people HATE it when that happens.

>>25411139
>>25411125
This, create some poison filled tentacles and then wave them all over his eyes until something hits.

>>25411114
I like this.
Also, can we illusion black over his eyes so he can't see?
After we get him angry, then we turn the lights out, and he'll be really pissed.

>>25411148
You know what I find mildly unpleasant? Being eviscerated on your way to work.

>>25411191
It's not as bad as being cannibalized in your sleep though

>>25411125
So, maybe after he burns some go-juice, it'll be able to take hold some?

Also, we shouldn't forget, if he has us in a tight spot, we can always dreamwalk jump out of the way.

Rolled 44

His body is strong but his mind is weak,
I suggest a truly confusing task,
if you can decipher what I speak,
we will no longer wear a mask.

(Bonus points for rhymes please)

>>25411136
If you want
>>25411139
>>25411167
Again, the poison isn't an actual thing and your poison got rebuffed off him already once.

>>25411140
It isn't like your elemental affinity. It doesn't add the subtype "Crazy" to all your attacks

>>25411275
Meh. Still hitting his eyes will make him upset so lets do that.

>>25411275
Can we just stab the jaunty fuck in the eyes and be done with it then?

>>25411275
Focus on blinding him somehow, either poking or cero, or illusion sunglasses,

AE, the plan is pretty well agreed on, speed form, taunts, charlotte back stabbing, cero to the face, running around, the works until Jager does his shtick.

Pretty sure Hierro effects eyes as well.

>>25411362
Then this has just become a game of "pray for crits, nigger"

>>25411362
...Wasn't there a whole thing about how it actually doesn't during the Zaraki fight? With the Espada saying he was correct in his assumption and then mocking him for not actually getting his Eye?

>>25411419
yes

>>25411419
Yes.

>>25411419
>>25411442
Glad we decided to attack his eyes before someone came in saying "meta knowledge!"

Of course this isn't bleach, so that idea could very easily be destroyed if AE wanted to...

>>25410986
Hard-headed boy with hardened skin,
is that all you think it will take to win?
You seem to have become quite stuck,
are you running out of luck?

If you're so strong and I'm so weak
why do you allow me to speak?
Hit me, hurt me, take me on!
If you can find me after I've gone.


And we illusion ourselves and play tag/hide and seek. He can't see through the illusions, we just haven't hit him hard enough for it to matter yet.

We just gotta have faith in Jager!.

inb4 dc was 85 to do anything at all

>>25411471
it's just Zaraki's thought process. People can have the strongest of armor they want, but we've never seen someone who's eyes were protected. You just stab them there and it's over

>>25411516
Quincy armour is in their blood vessels.

So the have eye protection.

>>25411544
Holy shit that's Kubo.

>>25411544
KUUUBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>25411550
>>25411562
Well, they can't use it as the same time as attacking. So they can still get fucked.

100% human durability when on offensive.

It is too damn early in the morning for you to post this slow AE, please hurry it up

You decide to try and distract him as Jager does his thing. He seems annoyed as you summon more illusions and he starts firing his Bala again, this time however you try and split your wiggling tentacles into his eyes, however the same force from before blocks you and he kicks you in your side, sending your sprawling away. "Che, boring." He explains as you cough.

"Ah, and here I wanted fight, dumbass." He explains before you use your cloaking on your energy and throw up the illusion of darkness in front of his eyes.

"Oh?" He seems amused for a moment while you focus on keeping your energy down.

He looks around for a few seconds as your try and lay into him, your insanity still being repelled by what ever energy he is keeping hidden inside. You try being careful to make sure the darkness goes with him as he turns his head, the cuts and bruises on his body not really looking like much. You see him charge a cero before he seems to listen and sniffs the air for a few seconds then he launches the cero at where you recall Jager as being. You see Jager get hit and thrown into the air with pieces of spikes, likely what ever he was making was destroyed as well.

Seems he sensed what he could and as you and Charlotte have some measure of cloaking he attacked the only one he could sense.

You curse silently as you see him perform that quick movement again and end up behind you. You try to compensate your illusion but he does a rapid move again this time to the front before slashing down with his katana. You quickly move out of the way to avoid any damage

"What's wrong, not chatty now, dumbass?' He asks

well seems he has gotten used to the fighting style.

You can't tell how hurt Jager is

Charlotte seems to have recovered

Damage: Light
Go juice: Okay
Hunger:Low

wat do?
[]Run!
[]Attack more!
[]Other, please specify

Roll 1d100 please. Best of first three.

>>25411713
Morning? It's early afternoon! For me.

>>25411783
>[]Attack more!
Time to spend all the fatebreaks to get a 100.

Go for full blown eldritch horror berserker rage.

Rolled 41

>>25411783
I vote for an all out offensive and fatebreaker the shit out of it, cero the eyes! cero the eyes!

Rolled 93

>>25411817

Rolled 98

>>25411821
well fuck that roll

>>25411827
>>25411830
Well..

Rolled 19

>>25411783
Focus our shape shifting into strength and speed, and attack directly.

>>25411827
>>25411830

Keep rolling like that and we won't need Fatebreaker.

>>25411783
>[]Attack more!

What the fuck is charlotte even doing now, he was holding his leg down in the previous post

>>25411827

Rolled 99

>>25411830
aye, that'll do, that'll do

and with that, i'll be looking in the archive for thsi, because I have things to do I'm afraid. I hope someone can keikaku for us

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>>25411830

Rolled 25

>>25411783
Hm. Lets use our lightning powers and see if his sword counts as metal?

>>25411827
>>25411830
>>25411855
WHAT!?

I don't even.

>>25411783
Jesus charlotte you suck ass and then complain when you don't get to eat.

>>25411855
>5th roll!

>>25411783
Oh wait, best of three?

>>25411855
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH What the fuck guys, what teh fuck