Rolled 96

>>25477196
Let's get started.

NO OP.

WE HAVE THAT CRIT SUCCESS FROM THE LAST THREAD STILL!!!!!

YOU SAID IT COUNTED!


KUUUUUUBOOOOOOOO!

Rolled 45

Lets try this

>>25477230
It does, but its out of Three. If a crit failure occurs, then it can cancel out a crit success.

Rolled 33

rollin'

>>25477245
Welp, least out of those three we have no crit fails and one 96 to back up that 100, huzzah.

Rolled 76

>>25477196
Let's go.

Rolled 80

>>25477253
Inb4 it's roll down and the Kubo ride never ends

>>25477268
Hahaha. no.

I have a Kubo in the banner and I feel scared....

I never even got to this here soul society arc thing. so this'll be an entertaining mystery to me.

>>25477319
You're in for a ride then, friend anon.

>>25477215
Please keep rolling.

>>25477360
Listen not to this fool. Rolling any 1s will just accelerate the KUBO train to beyond light speed. Those 1s you roll after all required dice have been rolled are kept in the KUBO bank and used.

>>25477397
>Rolling any 1s will just accelerate the KUBO train to beyond light speed.

True

Rolled 17

FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS!

>Critical Success

Worriedly, you begin to watch as thousands of boxes seem to scatter across the horizon. However, you overcome your fear and begin your search. Box after box seems to be useless as the man watches. The ground collapses beneath you, submerging you and the boxes into water.

Yet, despite the fact that you should be drowning, you aren’t. Maybe its because you’re a spirit?

An idea clicks in your head an you try to ‘reach out’ with your sixth sense towards the boxes, as thousands and thousands of ribbons appear, all white.

All white, except one.

In front of you, there’s a red ribbon, waving in front of your face.

> What do you do now?

>>25477433

Grab the red ribbon and open that box.

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In response to the thread starter pic...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz1Dgof_MYI

Follow that ribbon to wherever it takes us.

also, remember, if he don't ask for dice, don't roll no dice. the Kubo-Foprce will find you out.

>>25477433

grab dat box

Pull ALL the ribbons to you!

Obviously the best possible plan!

Rolled 58

>>25477433
See where the ribbon goes

>>25477433
Ribbons are like a weird japanese metaphor for fate, right?
Fuck fate. Kill the ribbons.

OPEN THE BOX! Follow yon red ribon!

>>25477491
Fool!

Tempt not the Kubo!

Rolled 12

>>25477433

Okay.

RIP THE RIBBON CUT TEH RIBBON

RIP AND TEAR

>>25477510
Chinese, actually. But that's irrelevant at this point.

>>25477433
Grab the ribbon, open the box it's connected to.

>Pull the Red ribbon

Pulling the red ribbon, it brings a box towards you, which opens to reveal the hilt of a sword. The man floats down behind you. “You actually found it.” He lets out a sigh of relief.

“Now then, I can let you know my name.”

Suddenly, the world starts breaking apart at an even more rapid pace. The man looks frantic now.

“It’s collapsing! Hurry up and pull me out!”

Turning back towards the sword’s hilt you rush forward to grasp it!

> Roll me 1d20 to decide your fate.

>>25477603
KUUUUUBOOOOO

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Rolled 3

Let the dice gods smile upon Ichigo at last!

Rolled 12

>>25477603

Rolled 10

>>25477603
Rolling

Rolled 11

Gentle Mother, Font of mercy save Ichigo's ass from death we pray

Rolled 5

>>25477617
Dice....

>>25477620
You clearly did not ask nicely enough.

Rolled 1

>>25477603

>>25477620
...He said, rolling a three.

Hope the lack of a crit fail saves our family

>>25477644

KKKKUUUUBBBBBOOOOO

>>25477644
So it's official, the dice gods know we're playing on Kubo difficulty and are helping OP ensure it stays that way.

Rolled 2

Please QM, don't take that outside nat 1 into consideration! I know this isunlikely but look into your data proccessess and search for a compassion program!

>>25477644
FUCKING KUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!\

>>25477397
We must embrace KUBO, and burn it as fuel for our journey.
Only by fully embracing the teachings of the great Penis Hut can we win out.

>>25477711
Not helping with that Hail Mary Roll in your post.

>>25477644
Now the KUBO bank has the money to fund research into faster than light trains. The next time we need to roll the research will finish and the KUBO train will be going too fast to stop.

KUUUBOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Rolled 6

Grab sword, kill ribbons.
>iveshen slicing
Even Captcha agrees with me.

Become ghost quincy instead.

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Pulling out the sword hilt, there’s a flash of white light and when you awaken, you find yourself surrounded by a dust cloud. Your school uniform is gone, replaced by some sort of hakama. On your back is a large sword in its sheath and your face is covered by something, perhaps a mask. For a moment you fear you might’ve failed, but you don’t notice any new urges to murder your loved ones, so its probably fine.

You can see through the eyeholes well enough, but whenever you breath, it makes an eerie rattling noise.

As the dust clears, you see the street you were in has been ruined and the monster seems to be gone.

In front of you there is young, short woman in a black hakama pointing a sword at you, presumably guarding the specter girl behind her. The ghost girl looks frightened, but that’s nothing compared to the sheer horror that seems to be on the face of the woman in black, who looks like she’s reliving a nightmare.

> [ ] WRITE IN

>>25477603
Come on...

I believe people need to be informed of the KUBO bank. Any rolls surplus to requirement that tickle KUBOs fancy i.e. crit fails and successes, will be remembered and used at a later point in time, ideally the next roll.

On a side note this thread seems cursed with 1s so all rolls must be avoided unless necessary to save up whatever favour we may have with the /tg/ dice gods.

>>25477905
"It's standing right behind me isn't it...?"

Rolled 76

>grab girl
>kiss girl

>>25477905
"Uhh... who are you? And what happened? A moment ago I was getting my ass beaten- er, that is to say, beating the hell out of some skater punks, and now I'm here, in this strange mask."

>>25477905
Find and re-acquire body. If that turns out to be a failed plan, go benignly haunt family.

>>25477905

Pull up our mask away from our face

"Jeez its hard to breathe with that thing on. So care to fill me in on what happened?"

Rolled 20

Take off mask?
Not shatter or anything like that, just remove it.
Make no offensive moves otherwise.

>>25477905
"Hey lady, where'd that big ass monster go? And where did those damn punks run off to?"

>>25477905
"Okay, would you care to explain this shit to me, pretty lady? Because I am utterly fucking baffled."

>>25477951
If this were to happen the KUBO bank would give you it's crit fail. AKA stab yourself on her sword and vomit blood on her face.

BAD ANON BAD! HOW DARE YOU ROLL WITHOUT KUBOs PERMISSION!

>>25477949
this

>>25477905
Everyone else is Doing It Wrong.

We say "Hey, short stuff, any chance you could save my life over here?" and jerk our thumb towards our abandoned body.

>>25477961
Ask the first two questions. Everything else makes us look like a tool so skip it.

>>25477905
"Care to explain what the Hell is going on?"

*gesture in way that indicates confusion rather than hostility

>>25477979
Into the kubo bank?

>>25477949
Oddly disarmingly ignorant. Works for me.

Remove mask.

"Oi, 2 things. First, where did big and ugly go, I owe him some pain for trying to eat me. Second, where is my body?"

>>25478003
This sounds about right, seeing how Ichigo is a massive smartass in the early volumes.

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It's a simple rule, you guys - do not roll a die unless explicitly asked to.

>>25477979
What a waste...

>>25477905
Smash the mask with the hilt of your blade and remove it.

>>25478027

Yeah, it is disarmingly ignorant. Remember, we still have no idea about what goes on in the cosmology...and we're now touting our own power from mission start...

Wait...does this mean we won't be a substitute shinigami...we aren't replacing no one!

>>25478003
changing vote to this

>>25478087
Nah, why would we want to break it when we can just take it off normally? You wanna break a cheekbone with our sword?

>>25478119
With our luck, that would happen so yeah, take it off.

>>25478003
I like the tone, but as far as Ichi knows the new girl is just another ghost. That means no healing capabilities.

>>25478024
No this is the KUBO bank debt. It counteracts 1s if there are any for this form of dice. D100 die 1s would still count, this however may save us some grief.

ON ANOTHER NOTE. WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO 1) ROLL AND 2) USE ONE OF OUR PRECIOUS 20s

>>25478140
Hence "any chance"?

>>25478092
Unless she gets herself depowered some other way. It also means she isn't getting stuck in a fake body with Aizen's pet project...It'll be interesting to see how this plays out and I'll admit I'm only inboard with this quest because of the immediate divergence from cannon Bleach. It's not interesting if Ichigo is plot protected.

>>25478201
I'm hoping we stay Episodic Action-Comedy Japanese Samurai Ghostbusters.
Because for the first year or so, Bleach was pretty fun. Not necessarily GOOD, but it was a fun little series that you could have a "fuck yeah" and a chuckle at every week.

>>25478119
But it's stuck like glue.

Rolled 11

I shall make a donation to the Kubo bank, praying for a 20

>>25478274
? I thought the Kubo Bank only accepted 1s?

>>25478296
I only work here people. Talk to management.

>>25478296
anything critical

>>25478201
>It's not interesting if Ichigo is plot protected.
Well, in like the first five minutes he had the shit beaten out of him before tripping and cracking his skull on the pavement.
And we're on FULL KUBO difficulty, so...

>>25478340
Then how is that discouraging constant rolling?

>>25478371
Because of all the critical failures?

>>25478363
Yeah, I skipped the first thread because my expectations we low. When I saw he was already looking for his shinigami powers (red ribbon) at the beginning of this thread I went back to check it out. A few minutes of manic laughter later, here I was.

>>25478371
because we have an inordinate amount of critical fails and it's our punishment for unnecessary rolls but if someone gets a 20/100 when not called for then everyone bitches until it's counted

>>25478386
Equal probability of crit successes though, so how is that really discouraging?

>>25478414
tg dice hate us

>>25478425
Stop encouraging me to start rolling! Gah the temptation to run this quest only on the extremes of success or failure! Think about it, think about the spectacle it would produce!

>>25478483
i honestly think thats exactly how kubo wrote bleach.

>>25478483
Has produced, has produced.

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>[X] Take off mask
>[X] Ask what’s going on

As you bring up your hand to your face, the girl tenses until you carefully pull it off. It takes a moment, as it feels like it’s glued on, but it comes off, revealing a skull-like mask with three red curved lines from the top right that extends towards the bridge of its nose. Letting out a sigh of relief, you feel that its much easier to breath now, as you slide the mask into your hakama for safekeeping.

Looking as the two in front of you, you notice that while the ghost girl seems less frightened now, the lady in black seems wary. Taking a moment to look back, you see your body, still in the shape it was earlier, though it doesn’t seem to be breathing anymore.

Scratching at the back of your head, you decide to find out what’s been going on.

“Hey, short stuff, any chance you could tell me what the hell’s been going on? I’d rather get back into my body and go home, so my family doesn’t worry. Speaking of that, any clue where that big ugly monster went?”

Crossing your arms you give an annoyed look towards this woman, who you don’t even know, actually.

“And who are you, anyway?”

The woman bristles at your tone before scowling back at you, as she seems to reflexively retort to your attitude.

“Short stuff, huh? Like you’re anyone to be talking carrot top! If anything, YOU’RE the one who should be explaining what’s going on! I just saw you begin the process of turning into a hollow and here you are with some damn hollow mask and in a shinigami’s Shihakusho!”

She’s pissed, but it seems to be an improvement over her previous attitude, somehow.

[ ] Shinigami? Hollow? The hell are you talking about?
[ ] I don’t care, can you help me get back into my body or not?
[ ] Why are you so short, anyway?
[ ] What’s with the sword?
[ ] Write in

>>25478483
Shit yeah 1d2

>>25478499
>[X] Shinigami? Hollow? The hell are you talking about?

>>25478499
[X] Don't care! My sister will kill me if I don't get home for dinner!

[X] Why are you so short, anyway?

Only Path

>>25478499
>[x] Why are you so short, anyway?
There is only ONE proper choice, and that is to antagonize Rukia until she explains what the fuck is going on out of sheer frustration.

>>25478499
[x] I don’t care about things I ain't heard of,

> [X] Shinigami? Hollow? The hell are you talking about?
> [X] I don’t care, can you help me get back into my body or not?
> [X] Why are you so short, anyway?
> [ ] What’s with the sword?
> [ ] Write in

"Shinigami? Hollow?" You scratch your head. "What the hell are you talking about?"

Then you decide it's too late to deal with this shit.

"You know what, nevermind, I don't care. Can you help me get back in my body or not, shorty?"

>>25478499
See if we can do first aid on our body or, failing that, jump into it and pilot it home (this is a hail mary pass).

[X] Shinigami? Hollow? I have no idea what you're talking about. Mind explaining while I try to stop myself from dying over here?

>>25478538
This. For the love of Kubo this!

>>25478549
Seconding this.

>>25478538
>>25478569
These two.

Rolled 3

>>25478569
This idea

>>25478569
I laughed. Can't not support this now. C-man please make this happen!

>>25478569
Great combination and in character for an Ichigo who's had his Bullshit quota for the day well passed exceeded.

>>25478499
WHY SO SHORT

>>25478665
Hey Snaz, just wanted to assure you that, no matter which route we take, we're going to antagonize the hell out of shorty. Don't you worry.

>>25478569
this

>>25478538
This.

>>25478707
perfect

>>25478201
Hmm, I wonder if we're going to need a replacement body on the cheap...

>>25478569

This

>>25478569
Do Eet!

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>[X] Don’t Care, can you help me get back to my body or not?
>[X] Yuzu’s going to kill me if I miss dinner
>[X] Shorty

"Shinigami? Hollow?" You scratch your head. "What the hell are you talking about?"

Then you decide it's too late to deal with this shit.

"You know what, nevermind, I don't care. Can you help me get back in my body or not, shorty?"

The unknown girl’s eye seems to be twitching. Her teeth are grinding, and a black aura seems to be radiating off of her.

“THE HELL DID YOU SAY?”

Well, looks like she’s a small ball of fury right now. Regardless, it would probably be best to try to work on that body situation now. You were pushed out of it, so maybe you can just get back into it?

Well, its worth a try.

As you crouch over your body, you poke at it, not sure to how to get this to work. The woman is shouting something, but you have to figure this out. If you missed dinner, Yuzu would kill you, ghost or not!

Well, fortune favors the brave, they say. Taking a deep breath, you try to plunge into your own body.

> Would you kindly roll 1d20?

Rolled 19

>>25479015
GET IN THE BODY!

Rolled 3

>>25479015

Allow me.

Rolled 7

>>25479015
Why of course!

Rolled 9

>>25479015

And here we go

>>25479035
EVERYONE STOP.

He's got dis.

Rolled 10

>>25479015
I CHOOSE to roll 1d20

>>the failege

captcha has low expectations

Rolled 14

>>25479015
Once more, into the breach!

>>25479061
Awww. Fine...

>>25479035
grand

Roll

>>25479015
Get in there!

>>25479102
It goes in the email field. Also pls no

>>25479113
>>25479102
In the email field boys, only do it when necessary, so not now

Rolled 19

>>25479113
Want some help?

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Plunging forward towards your body, you ignore the fact that if this fails you’re going to hit your head into the pavement, AGAIN, and focus upon the idea of being in your body again. For a moment, you think it might fail, but then you find yourself laying face first on the pavement and then comes the pain.

OH GOD THE PAIN!
Everything feels like it’s made out of hurt!

Your head hurts, your body hurts, your nose is broken, but other than a good size gash on your head, you seem to have escaped the assault from the asshole roaming band of teenage skateboarders without any major injuries. Well, other than the nose.

Staggering to your feet, you stumble a bit but are eventually able to stand back up.

Yeah, you’ve got this. And maybe a concussion. Luckily, the small time you might’ve been dead hasn’t seemed to affect you negatively. Well, as far as you can tell, anyway.

You…

[ ] Bother the shorty again
[ ] Apologize to the ghost girl
[ ] Hurry home
[ ] Write in

>>25479242
>[x] Apologize to the ghost girl
>[x] Hurry home
Shortround will follow us no doubt.

>>25479242
options 1, 2, and then 3

>>25479242
>pop nose back into place, apologize to the ghost girl, head home.

Rolled 8

Appologise to the ghost and then bother the shorty while trying to scowl whatever powers we mysteriously gained into healing our broken human body.

>>25479242
>[x] Apologize to the ghost girl
Then
>[x] Bother the shorty again
Rukia has a snark fetish.

>>25479242

Apologize, make a crack about the shorty, then hurry home

>>25479242
>[ ] Apologize to the ghost girl
>[ ] Hurry home
Ignoring shorty will antagonize her a little more besides we got shit to do

>>25479242
say sorry

>>25479305
This.

>>25479242
Each option presented in the order of its appearance.

>>25479242

[X ] Apologize to the ghost girl

ask for shorties number giver her a call/text latter she is cutie

>>25479242
>Bother Shorty
"What was that? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"

>Apologize to ghost girl
"Ah, sorry about worrying you. I - "
>Realize we're late for dinner
"Oh no. I'll see you later ghostly-chan!"
>run home!

>>25479242
>[X] Apologize to the ghost girl
>[X] Hit on shorty

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[ ] Bother the shorty again
[X] Apologize to the ghost girl
[ ] Hurry home
[ ] Write in

Wince and poke at your nose gingerly. "Sorry about that," you say to the ghost that you sort of started the whole thing over. "Things got a little out of hand."

Going over to the shattered vase, you rummage around in your school bag and come out with a half-filled bottle of water. Opening it up, you pick up the somewhat battered flowers and stick them in.

Setting the bottle down where the vase was, you turn back to the ghost girl. "I'll bring something better tomorrow."

And with that, it's time to make your way back to the clinic... and to Yuzu's tender care and worried questions.

"I guess I'll see you again tomorrow, runt," you toss back to the second ghost.

>>25479456
this

>>25479242
>[x] Apologize to the ghost girl
>[x] Hurry home
Dismiss Shorty as some random fifth-grader in a weird costume

>>25479456
The classic 1-2 punch of first annoying the shit out of her, then coming on to her.

Guaranteed to both enrage and confuse her, which is exactly what we're going for.

>>25479456
Sounds good to me

>>25479456
>>25479402
>>25479471
Agree its sure to work!

>>25479495
a little late but good effort.

>>25479242
[X] Write in - "Oh crap, I'm a zombie now aren't I...."

Rolled 91

>>25479689
Seconding

>>25479242
Wait! Dad forced some rudimentary medical training on us right? Set our broken nose before doing anything else! No point in having to rebreak it later.

>>25479816
agreed

>[X] Apologize to the ghost girl
>[X] Hurry home

You gingerly stumble your way over towards the ghost girl, ignoring the ‘shinigami.’ Gathering your fortitude, you bow deeply before her. “I’m Sorry.”

Raising your head, you watch her expression become startled and confused before lowering it again, clenching your hands into fists.

“You asked for my help, but I only caused more trouble and distress to you. The way I fought, it wasn’t right. That’s not how I should’ve fought. And, more than that, I’m sorry for not being able to do more to protect you from that monster.”

Going over to the shattered vase, you rummage around in your school bag and come out with a half-filled bottle of water. Opening it up, you pick up the somewhat battered flowers and stick them in.

Setting the bottle down where the vase was, you turn back to the ghost girl. "I'll bring something better tomorrow."

And with that, it's time to make your way back to the clinic... and to Yuzu's tender care and worried questions.

Left behind, gob smacked at being ignored, the ‘shinigami’ girl starts ranting at you, but you tune her out, knowing that’ll do more to bother her than anything else you could say.

Longer than it normally would have taken you, you approach your home.

You

>[ ] Walk in the front door to face what’s coming.
>[ ] Try to sneak in past your family. (Roll 1d20)
>[ ] Write in

>>25479870
Ok

Rolled 8

>>25479900
Tactical.


Espionage.
AAACCCCCTTTTIIIIIIIIIIONNNNNNNN!

Rolled 3

>>25479900
Sneak

Rolled 11, 5 = 16

>>25479900
>Set our nose
>sneaky sneaky
Rolling 2d20 since there are two actions.

Rolled 16

>>25479900
Sneak mode nigga

Rolled 11

>>25479900
>mission impossible theme time!

Rolled 11

[X] Walk in the front door to face what’s coming.

Oi! Goat-Face! You got a patient here for ya so get off your ass already!

>>25479900
Kick the door down like a man!

sit in the nicest chair and demand a beer , a cold beer.

>>25479938
sneaky

[X] Tactical Espionage Action

As you decide to push off fully putting both feet in the grave, you try to quietly open the door, but you stumble making a loud noise. Immediately, you realize what is about to happen now that you presence is known here.

“YOU’RE LAAAAAAAAAAATE!”

> Roll 1d20 for reflexive combat

Rolled 7

>>25480152
And this is where goatface kills us

Rolled 9

>>25480152
shit

Rolled 19

>>25480152
Rolling to fail!
What? We're already at a clinic.

Rolled 4

>>25480152
"I'M TOO TIRED FOR THIS CRAP!"

>>25480192
Shit...

>>25480192
What.

As you father’ foot comes towards you, you duck out of the way and return a kick to his stomach, doubling him over. You hear your sisters come investigate the ruckus, because when you’re in visible range of Yuzu, she lets out a horrified shriek.

“Ichi-nii! What happened to you?!”

With the curious but serious stares of your family on you, you…

[ ] Come clean
[ ] Try to make up a story
[ ] Bail to your room
[ ] Write in

>>25480288
>Bail
"Leave me alone you freaks!"

>>25480288
"Got beat up when I tried to stop some thugs from desecrating the memorial of a little girl. Passed out. Came home when I woke up. Now, could I get some treatment for this nose?"

>>25480288
Try to make up a story, just say you got jumped again

>>25480288
>[ ] Tell the truth in an incredible sarcastic and joking manor after all that shit is too crazy to be believed without proof. Hell we don't even know if we hallucinated that shit or not.

>>25480288
>[ ] Write in
"I fought some punks then died and fought a ghost monster and died AGAIN, then my ghost had this sweet sword and there was this tiny samurai-looking chick. She tried to explain what was happening, but I realized I was late so I jumped back in my body and came home. Am I a zombie?"

>>25480321

this

>>25480288
>Make up a story

>"A couple of punks were harassing a girl on the way home from school and I had to step in and help her"

Half truths are best truths

>>25480288

Come clean, who would fucking believe us anyways

Rolled 57

>>25480337
this, but get progressively more freaked out as what happens finally hits home.

>>25480321

I will third for this

>>25480288
>[x] Bail to your room
WHY ARE MY FAMILY SUCH FREAKS!

>>25480344
You seem to forget that Karin can see ghosts, too, and both Isshin and Yuzu know we can.


They'd believe it somewhat.

>>25480337
yes

>>25480354
No, emotionless deadpan all the way

>>25480321
Perfect. Sounds like Strawberry even.

>>25480321

going with this no need to tell the family we dead and we zombie now

>>25480337

Actually I really like this

Rolled 9

Bail

Leave me alone, I just got beat up by a gang of ten year olds!

>>25480377
But she ain't seen ghost monsters, and logic would have it be where people die when they are killed.

>>25480321

I concur; this.

>>25480337
Yes, this. We zombie Ichigo now.

>>25480288

[X] Try to make up a story

"Eh, got in a fight with some punks on the way back."

>>25480462
Like they could lay a hand on us.

>>25480470
Have you read thread 1?

>>25480470
Maybe not in canon!Bleach but this is Full Kubo Mode.

>>25480486
...did not notice that this was the second part of the quest.

>>25480470
Go read the first thread

>>25480321

this

>>25480524
Read the first part, it's fucking hilarious

>>25480524
They had an amazing series of critfails. As a result, the quest broke any resemblance to canon during the prologue.

>>25480546
It really is.

>>25480558
Nice

>>25480546

FUcking amazing as well.

And now we'[ve completely skipped a power level.

>>25480604
Reading part one now.

>>25480657

Try not to die laughing.

>>25480712
Alright that was pretty glorious.

Rolled 20

>>25480288
[ ] Come clean in bored monotone

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>>25480817

Voting for telling the truth.

>>25480817
Sigh, another wasted nat20...

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>[X]Try to tell a half truth.
>[X]Come Clean

You scratch the back of your head and try to make something up on the fly that is mostly the truth.

>"Got beat up when I tried to stop some thugs from desecrating the memorial of a little girl. Passed out. Came home when I woke up. Now, could I get some treatment for this nose?"

As you tell what is mostly the truth, you find yourself locked into a staring contest with Yuzu, who is inches away from your face. Her eyes stare deeply into your soul and you can’t help but come clean.

(continued)

>>25480321
Support.

>>25480817

KUUUUUUUBOOOOOO

>>25480851

Nope.

Kubo Mode means they're saved.

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“Alright, fine. The truth is that I fought some pucks who were desecrating the memorial of a little girl, whose ghost asked me for help. However, they really roughed me up and I found myself floating outside my body, linked to it with a chain.

“At that point some sort of ghostly monster appeared and severed the chain where it connected to my chest. When I blacked out I found myself in some weird crumbling world being told by some guy to find something that turned out to be a sword. When I grabbed it, I found myself in some weird hakama with a sword and mask on and there was this short samurai-looking chick, who might‘ve also been a ghost.

“She seemed pretty upset with me, but I was tired and hurt so I tried to jump back in my body to get home. Seems like it worked, but I might’ve been dead for a little while.”


As you finish your story, your family stares at you in shock. Yuzu looks horrified, Karin looks skeptical but willing to believe you somewhat, at least. But your father is who surprises you with the serious look he seems to have before he’s back to his normal goofy self.

“So you were off having adventures, you’d worried us you ungrateful brat!”

With a snort, he grabs you by the remaining sleeve to drag you off to the clinic. Yuzu and Karin following along. At the window, you swear you might’ve seen some movement, but you’re tired.

Following a quick treatment, the worst of which was setting your nose, you…

[ ] Go to sleep, you’re tired
[ ] Talk with Yuzu
[ ] Talk with your father
[ ] Investigate the movement outside

>>25480892
Talk with Yuzu

>>25480892

>[ ] Investigate the movement outside

By throwing water outside.

CCCCAAAAAT

>>25480892

Talk with dad. What happened today isn't something easy to shrug off. Ask him what he thinks about it, if he thinks you're going crazy or something.

Rolled 15

>>25480892
Investigate! We are tired of this shit messing with us!

Rolled 9

>>25480919
>>25480926
Yes.

>>25480919

Fucjking do this

>>25480892
>[ ] Investigate the movement outside
We can talk on the move especeally if we are in a bit of conflict with dear ol' dad.

Rolled 16

>>25480892
talk with father

>>25480892
Talk to dad.

Skip ahead 200 or so chapters of plot, question him on his srsface.

>>25480919

supporting this

>>25480993
>>25480986
Thirding BLEACH KUBO ABRIDGED mode. But we need to toss the water out of the window first.

Rolled 58

>>25480919
also supporting this

Rolled 12

>>25480892
[ ] Talk with Yuzu
We need every Yuzu point we can get if we're gonna get her to bed Rukia

Also, >>25480919

>>25480892
>[x] Investigate the movement outside
Do I smell a chance to further antagonize Shortstuff?

>>25481088
Plus if shit goes down, she's the most helpless one

>>25481100
[X] Throw water outside
[X] Talk to dad

>>25481120
perfict

>>25480993

Support!

[X] Talk to dad, he didn't seem too surprised by our story.

Lets skip to FULL KUBO time.

>>25480892
>[X] Talk to dad, he didn't seem too surprised by our story.
KUUUUBBBOOOO yeah lets cut the crap fuck you cannon.

I wonder how fast the plot can be derailed.

Can someone give me a current standings on options, I'm double checking some facts because of the Isshin focus that seems to be popping up, so I'm making sure I get them right.

>>25480892
>[x] Talk with your father
I'm being a metagaming fuck, but I want this shit on the table now. Especially the stuff about mom.

>>25481357
I think this may be more FUCK YOU KUBO Quest than Bleach Quest

>>25480892
Weren't we coming home for dinner? What happened to that?

>>25481372

[x] Talk with Dad

and

[x] Throw water outside and annoy shortie

are winning

>>25481372
probably odds are everyone wants to throw water out the window, and also people are trying to decide whether to go harass isshin as to why in the shit he didn't seem confused in the least.

>>25481372
I think the compromise right now is to toss a bucket of water out the window and then talk to dad.

>>25481397
Throw water outside.

Annoy shorty some more.

The instant she attempts to deliver expository dialogue, walk away and get exposition from dad instead.

Rolled 14

>>25481372
Throw bukkit of water at shortstack then bug dad

>>25481436
No no, we have to let her exposit, so we can insult her drawings.
Then we get dad to explain, after telling her "I didn't hear a word you were saying, my brain kinda got caught in a feedback loop over how someone can be that short AND have no talent to boot."

Sorry to jump in here like this, but I feel that there would be a lot of overlap in player base. If I ran Meta Game Quest : Code Geass and timed how long it took you meta gaming bastards to take over the world as Lelouch Vi Britannia starting from episode 1, how many of you would participate?

>>25481510
You have my meta.

>>25481510
I'd at least lurk. Though I think if the entire point was to metagame and break the world, it'd end in ten threads or less. So a good trial quest.

>>25481510

Why would we even bother?

Just get Kallen to leave the resistance and build the school as a personal playground for Nunally.

Rolled 9

>>25481510
Let the neckbeard flow in all its glory and all its horror.

>>25481510
Not I

I always try to stay in character damn the consequences

>>25481510
I'd definitely participate. Sounds hilarious.

>>25481510
mite b cool

>>25481510
I would.
Also, Kallen would be getting so much of the dick. Because she's Domon Kasshu with tits, if that doesn't make you harder than Ninja Gaiden, you must be all kinds of gay.

>>25481555
The fun part is so far we pretty much are in character. Dad looked serious, which is not normal, and fuck the cat outside the window.
I mean hell, shit is in full crazy mode right now.

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>>25481536
you really think it would take that long? Lelouch's powers are so broken it could probably be done in one night, if proper time skips are used

>>25481542
no, that's too IC

>>25481555
what if I did it like a once an episode text message? That would be by far the easiest way to limit waifuization bullshit since the goal is world domination

And we all know 3 way harem end is best end

>>25481564
Bitch, dont' talk shit bout mah waifu

>>25481510

SRW Z2.2: Trust Zero Route

>>25481596
In this quest we are doing a pretty good job because it was pointed out that Dad was being shifty as fuck but if we start pressing him about mom now that would be fucking retarded.

>>25481598
>you really think it would take that long? Lelouch's powers are so broken it could probably be done in one night, if proper time skips are used
Geass cult laughs at you if/when they deploy Geass Canceller.

Otherwise we just spam "obey me". S'no fun.

>>25481510
I'd definitely keep an eye on it. I enjoyed geass a bit

>>25481598
Kallen wouldn't even take EFFORT beyond not getting our shit pushed in and not giving in to despair.
Just let her come to us, and say "Yeah okay." when she says she wants a taste of Little Lulu.

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>>25481510

>Code Geass

Nah thats not fun enough.

>Code EROS

Alright, I'm currently writing out the next part, it'll be up in a few.

>>25481717
sorry I kind of overran your quest with talking about my own

'twould be fun if you participated

What time should I start Meta Gaming Quest : Code GEASS?

>>25481821
Now.

Or this time, minus three hours tomorrow.

>>25481821
Probably about 10 or 11, EST, on a day of your choosing that you announce. It's early enough people will stay for a bit, late enough people will show up.

>>25481821
Whenever it would be convenient for you, any time that you could devote a lot of time to it.

>>25481850
>>25481853
>>25481858
alright, I can probably start this up in ~20:25 from now

You’re tired, but that doesn’t mean you’re not going to get answers. Your father was acting, odd so there’s no doubt that you’re grilling old goat-chin. But first, you have a problem to take care of.

Grabbing a bucket and filling it with water, you go to the window and open it. Your voice monotone as you call out. “CAAAAAAT”

You see a moment of shock on the ‘shinigami’ girl’s face before she’s soaked with water and you slam the windows shut, locking them. As your sisters stare at you in bewilderment, you turn to your father.

“We need to talk. You know something about what happened to me, don’t you?”

Your father tries to look innocent, but your unnerving stare begins to eat away at him After a few moments, he lets out a sigh. “I didn’t want to tell you any of this ever, Ichigo, especially when you aren’t ready. Karin, Yuzu, go to your rooms, this conversation doesn’t involve you.”

“No, I’m not leaving Ichi-nii. I want to know!”

Grabbing your arm, Yuzu wraps her arms around it tightly, refusing to let go. On your other side, Karin looks indignant. Both look at you pleadingly for assistance.

You…

[ ]Agree with your father, this isn’t for them.
[ ]Disagree, this concerns their safety, too.
[ ] Bring the person stalking you into this conversation, she's got to be involved somehow.
[ ]Write In.

>>25481905
Options 2 & 3 please

>>25481905
[X]Disagree, this concerns their safety, too.

They both should know if their lives are in danger.

>>25481905
Agree, and bring in our stalker.

>>25481905
agree, the stalker will come in whether we want her to or not

>>25481905
>[X]Agree with your father, this isn’t for them.
>[X] STALKER NO STALKING!

>>25481905

[x]Agree with your father, this isn’t for them.
KUUUUUUUBOOOOOOO

>>25481933
We must prepare another bucket.

>>25481905

Agree
Bring in the stalker

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>>25481905
>Grabbing a bucket and filling it with water, you go to the window and open it. Your voice monotone as you call out. “CAAAAAAT”
>You see a moment of shock on the ‘shinigami’ girl’s face before she’s soaked with water and you slam the windows shut, locking them. As your sisters stare at you in bewilderment, you turn to your father.

>>25481905
>[ ]Disagree, this concerns their safety, too.
Weird shit is going down and chances are no good will come of trying to keep it secret.

>[ ] Bring the person stalking you into this conversation, she's got to be involved somehow.
We may want to let dear old dad know that we have been stalked a samurai midget.

>>25481930
yes and in this order please

>>25481905
>[x]Agree with your father, this isn’t for them.
and
>[x] Bring the person stalking you into this conversation, she's got to be involved somehow.

>>25481905

>]Disagree, this concerns their safety, too.
>[ ] Bring the person stalking you into this conversation, she's got to be involved somehow.

Two and three, if he insists, relent. We can always tell them later if need be, what is important is finding it out.

>>25481946
THIS KUUUBOOO!!

>>25481905
>agree and hijack the midget

>>25481905
>[ ]Disagree, this concerns their safety, too.
>[ ] Bring the person stalking you into this conversation, she's got to be involved somehow.


also him dumbing it down for our sisters will help us understand

>>25482086
AYE
STEAL THE MIDGET

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Guys, just send the sisters away, KUBO hasn't revealed just how Whitey affected his sisters, so you are only straining out QM

>>25482086
Midget?

>>25481905
[ ]Disagree, this concerns their safety, too.
[ ] Bring the person stalking you into this conversation, she's got to be involved somehow.
It's time for Yuzu's Ponos to declare war on Stalkers Vagoo.

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>>25482086

Pick her up by the scruff of the neck.

Like the black cat she is.

>>25482164
>rukia's150 years old and is as short as ichigos little sisters
>implying she isn't a midget

>>25482191
>implying we're not gonna tap that ass anyways

>>25482173

[x] Yes

>>25482217

Tittie monster, pls

Two and three this shit. Getting real up in here.