>>25555962
>[X]Panties

>>25555962
[X] Flamberge

>>25555962
Flamberge

>>25555981
i like that one too
[X] Panties that turn into a Flamberge

>>25555962
Urgh, the first two are horrible and the latter is largely pointless.
Broadsword because swords are for chopping people into parts of people.

>>25555981
Or this. Or this..

[x]Flamberge-nties
Because wearing a phallic substitute is totally our style.

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>>25555962
>>25555981
>>25556027
>>25556028

TG HAS SPOKEN

>>25556052
Do we wear the panties? Or..

>>25556052
B-but, you can't do that in Chinese animated cartoons show for kids!

Also, 10 minutes till vote count.

>>25556074
You can if it sells merchandise.

>>25555981
>>25556027
>>25556042
[x]Flamberge-nties

>>25556074
>B-but, you can't do that in Chinese animated cartoons show for kids!
>Also, 10 minutes till vote count.
First, this is /tg, and yes you can, have you seen any anime?
Also, why so long?

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>>25556052
Aw yeah. Bonus points for them turning into the fucking Soul Reaver.

>>25556066
We need to take them off first.

>>25556074
We want to be the little girl.

>>25556103
>wear magic panties
>need to take them off to use sword
...yess....

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>>25556042
>>25555962

[x]Flamberge-nties

and here i wasn't going to come in today

[X]Flamberge-nties
I can't hit the watch button fast enough

[X]Flamberge-nties

YES YES YES 1000 TIMES YES

Let's take this a step further.
The Flamberge-nties are sentient and are capable of talking.

>>25555962
>>25556074
Um, as the original >>25555981 Panties guy, i am sorry if this has caused a problem with your presumed plot line.
I liked Panty & Stocking . . . I didn't mean to cause an uproar.

>>25555981
Panties.

Always panties.

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>>25556125
>>25556103
Personally I like Stocking better.

Woah, woah, woah. As much as I like the idea of flamberge-pantsu, this isn't Panty and Stockings where the opponent will wait for us to striptease them.

Panties take too long to get off.

The only way I'm condoning this if they're side-tied panties for swift, businesslike removal.

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>>25556219
Me too. But Kneesocks is best girl.

>>25556247
You're the one who suggested panties? What a god amongst autists.

>>25556247
Inside of five posts, not bad /tg, not bad

I also favor the weaponized flamburge-nties
[X]Flamberge-nties

>>25556264
no, i did. I was just nabing first post, i usually just lurk quest threads

You get a feeling that the black and pink Flamberge that you are holding right now will transform into a pair of undergarments of some kind when you're not using it instead of vanishing as usual, or you can use undergarments to make this sword? You'll figure it out later, preferably when you have clothes to experiment with other than the combat attire you're wearing...weird, you remember being naked.

You look around a notice two men looking at you and bear standing on two legs wearing what can only be called proper clothes and eating a picnic basket. Two men are sitting at a nearby desk reading scrolls of parchment of some kind. "Ah finally you're out of there." Says the shorter man with white hair and blue skin with small horns sticking out of his forehead. He turns towards the other man, whose face is hidden behind some shadows near the top of the room, "See your Majesty? I told you using the Memory shard to create a mirror precure would work. She should be just as powerful as Cure blade." Blue seems to be really excited by the news.

The taller man steps into view, he is at least twice as tall as you...not counting his antler-like horns and very red he looks at you and says "That should do, aren't you going to say anything newborn? Are you ready to take on your first mission?"

[]What do you say?

Question: when one has underwear that turns into a sword, how does o e carry it?

If we wear it under our pants, we have to take those off to draw it which could be fatal in an ambush

If we don't wear pants, social interaction will be awkward, and we still have to take a few seconds to draw them

Of do we just keep them in our pocket?

Or do we wear them on our head, covering on eye and become the big boss of magical girls?

In lieu of flamberge-nties, I would gladly settle for a boot that turned into a flamberge.

Not a stocking. A boot.

>>25556308
"Can I get something to eat first?"

>>25556332
We wear a miniskirt, obviously.

>>25556332
>Question: when one has underwear that turns into a sword, how does o e carry it?

Magic

>>25556332
We thrust forward, crying aloud the magical word that activates the panties!
A wordless cry of happiness leaves our lips as the sword pierces our clothes and forms in front of our groin for us to grasp and use against the foe!

What I'm saying is we better start wearing a short skirt or start fighting in crotchless chaps every time.

>>25556332
foes don't attack during a transformation sequence, duh

>>25556308
"Who the fuck are you, where the fuck am I, what the fuck was that crystal thing, and why does my sword look like underwear?"

Cover all bases

>>25556332

We wear the flamberge under our skirt, you dope.

Hoping to get a surprise attack on Cure Blade when she stops in shock and horror at seeing her mirror image take her underpants off in the middle of a fight.

>>25556308
I need clothes! Please. the panties just don't cut it.

Speaking of which, we should put them on.

>>25556332
>Or do we wear them on our head, covering on eye and become the big boss of magical girls?
>become the big boss of MGs

I vote this becomes our long term goal

>>25556347
>entire outfit and all equipment turns into different flamberges with unique powers
>panties flamberge
>bra flamberge
>boot flamberge
>hat flamberge
>cell phone flamberge

>>25556332
>assuming pants and not skirt

>>25556395
We should have a pole arm in there somewhere(gloves?), for the sake of surprise

>>25556408
Stockings. And they turn into scythes.

>>25556415
The scythe is a terrible weapon. I suppose it could be a war scythe, but that's just a shitty volume

>>25556408
Codpiece.
it's either that or a repeating crossbow that shoots when you pelvic thrust.

>>25556427
*voluge

Fuck my phones autocorrect

>>25556350
>>25556369
Any other votes besides these two?

>>25556415
panties: flamberge
stockings: scythes
skirt: meteor hammer
bra: net
blouse: poleaxe
hat: chakram
shoes: axes

>>25556448
Can we throw in tonga somewhere for delicious cqc?

>>25556447
"Wait, can I really make a pair of panties into a flamberge? Doesn't that violate the Law of Conservation of Mass?"

>>25556447
[x] "Who am I?"

>>25556474
Yeah, let's go with that.

>>25556308
"You ain't talkin' to me like that. Get me some 'o that food,", she points at the bear and its basket, "then we'll see".

I'm now seeing her as a mobster type, thanks to >>25556332

>>25556447
"But I can't take a new quest, I need to make sure I don't have any side quests I haven't finished yet."

>>25556447
>>25556490 should have been a reply to that.

>>25556308
"Fak you!"

>>25556369
And then Alanis Morissette shushes you, kisses you on the cheek, and you pass out blissfully.

>>25556332
Obviously you wear an armored miniskirt. Which by the way, is not impractical. Greek and roman soldiers wore them for hundreds of years. QED, pantsu > pants

>>2555630
[]What do you say?
Nyaaaa!!!

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>Flamberge pantsu

>>25556308
[x] Oh yes! Tee hee, I would love to have a quest! But, could I get something to eat? (I can't wait to get away from these dreadful boring people.)

I suggest that since our heroine here has been designed to be a functional warrior, the Flamberge-nties don't need to be physically removed and replaced. They magically phase shift on and off, so that her sword can be drawn quickly. Of course, in order to draw her Flamberge-nties she still needs to lift her skirt and hook a thumb in the waist band, so the panty removal transformation sequence is maintained, without making the weapon impracticable in a sudden combat.
Of course, to replace her weapon, she must straddle the Flamberge in as phallic a way as possible, the hilt pressed firmly against her loins, at which point it phase shifts back into pantsu,

wiritng

>>25556622
No. She has to go through the trouble of actually removing the fucking things and spinning it around in her hand or some shit while she chants at them in Latin to unleash sword.

>>25556622
Side-tie. Hook thumbs under skirt, tug knots, little swish and flick motion, and suddenly holding a skirt.

But getting the panties back on afterward is a bit harder.

Just keep the sword panties as a spare in the purse and wear normal panties

>>25556242
That's because kneesocks kick ass
Have you ever worn them? Comfy as fuck.

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"Who the fuck am I? Who the fuck are you, where the fuck am I, what the fuck was that crystal thing, and...Wait, can I really make a pair of panties into a flamberge? Doesn't that violate the Law of Conservation of Mass?""

You don't know what this guy thinks he is, maybe all those horns messed with his brain. He only raises one eyebrow higher and higher with each question and then looks at the blue man who is pale right now, "Are you sure the memory shard was not defective doctor?" To which he answers " She might just be confused, the human mind is weird like that your majesty." With a satisfied grunt he walks away, "Your mission is in that parchment on the table." He says before walking out. You are about to run and hit this Majesty before he puts a hand on your shoulder. "Please don't anger the king like that again, at least when I'm beside him." He says before collapsing on a chair.

"And well, to answer your questions. You are mirror blade, I created you specifically to defeat cure blade...I made you from a piece of her memories after all. We are deep underground and the only way out to the world where humans live is through the nightmare door, which won't allow us through, thats why we created you and Kuma. The crystal thing was a sort of incubation chamber for your body to form around Cure Blade's memory shard." he takes a deep breath, "And with regards to those panties? I don't know, Magic is not my specialty especially when part of it comes from the precures." The bear is now eating out of what seems to be a bucket of KFC.

Wat do?
[]Go to the human world already!
[]Seriously that bear won't stop eating? I'm hungry too!
[]"The king is an ass"
[]Wander around.

>>25556745
Aaaaand I forgot to capitalize Mirror Blade. silly me

>>25556641
That just seems so unrealistic to me.

>>25556694
Also a good option, however, to me side-tie says more "bikini" and less "panties". And yeah, how do you get them back on? Really easy to take off, but them much harder to put back on trying to fumble with the knots, get them the right length, etc.

Maybe they have a snap-clasp or something? But a snap-clasp might not fit the technology of the setting.

>>25556745
>Wat do?
[X]"the king is an ass"
Then shout "Oi, Kuma, save us summa that" and go over to the bear.

>>25556745
>[X]Seriously that bear won't stop eating? I'm hungry too!
Being born probably takes a lot out of one.

>>25556745
> [X] "The king is an ass"
Then
> [X] Seriously that bear won't stop eating? I'm hungry too!

>>25556745
> You are mirror blade, I created you specifically to defeat cure blade.
The life of an evil clone tends to suck. And they always lose. No way we're being this asshole's pawn.
[x]Seriously that bear won't stop eating? I'm hungry too!
But we should get some food from him before we leave.

>>25556745
>[]Seriously that bear won't stop eating? I'm hungry too!
>[]"The king is an ass"
"gimme some of that chicken. or some smokes. Thats what the forces of darkness use to relax, right?"

>>25556745
Grab a chicken leg and then>
>[X]Wander around.

>>25556745
"Look, I'll help you and your Majesty out in whatever plots and schemes you have, given that you said nightmare door I'm going to assume that they're nefarious until further notice, just the vibe I'm getting.

But I'm going to need some background information on the situation and to be properly compensated for my services. I'm talking a very fancy place to live, nice clothes, good food, and any luxuries that amuse me. Given that I can go through that door, you can't, and I'm probably difficult to replace I'm willing I can get away with a lot, can't I?

So, I'm going to go hang out with the bear and eat some of his chicken while you fill me in on the stuff I need to know."

Saunter over to the bear, sit down next to him, start petting the bear with one hand and eating chicken with the other.

>>25556838
>And they always lose
Probably because they lack planning and just charge in headlong.

So, being the clever bitch that we are, we'll actually do research and plan out our encounters before we fight. If she takes us when we cant be reasonably certain of victory we run.

>>25556869
Hell, we could always become genre savvy and become the grudging anti-hero than a true villain.

>>25556869
Why do we have to fight them in the first place.
And who are "they," now that I think about it.
I mean I get it, we were made to fight the good guys and stuff. But what's our stake in the matter?

>>25556888
Can we have one goddamn quest where we don't default to chaotic good?

please?

>>25556622
However they are removed, I second this for the replacement
>Of course, to replace her weapon, she must straddle the Flamberge in as phallic a way as possible, the hilt pressed firmly against her loins, at which point it phase shifts back into pantsu,

(in PaSwGB, does it ever show them transforming BACK into clothing?)

>>25556869
Still easier to just not fight her. Or at least not until we have a reason to (like setting up our own evil empire). Seriously, the King is an ass, and we're not just some weapon for him.

>>25556902
Agreed, Neutral Evil ftw.
We're a dark mirror of a hero, so we're selfish where they are selfless, cruel when they are kind, they can do all the friendship bullshit while we lord it over everyone.

>>25556745
[x]Seriously that bear won't stop eating? I'm hungry too!
But after that seriously let's get the heck out of here.

We need to ask some questions and figure out if we're the "good guys" or the "bad guys"

>>25556930
I say we just go out the door, fuck the paper, fuck the bear, fuck the king, we going headlong.

>>25556930
>figure out if we're the "good guys" or the "bad guys"
Name one time where the boss' face being hidden in shadow and his advisor having demon horns were the good guys

>>25556944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVb63JXVh1U
???

>>25556923
>We're a dark mirror of a hero, so we're selfish where they are selfless, cruel when they are kind, they can do all the friendship bullshit while we lord it over everyone.

Yeah. Screw that, we're not going to be playing second fiddle to some silly bint because that's what the king wanted us to be. We're our own person and we're not even going to care who the original person was, right?

Right?

We might care about if they clone another girl. Cures come in twos, don't they.

>>25556944
>fuck the bear, fuck the king
Not a sex quest, please

>>25556964
The fuck are you talkin' about.
It's just an urgent song.

>>25556976
>We might care about if they clone another girl. Cures come in twos, don't they.
Get the doctor to make us a minion! Later, though.

>>25556982
Quoted the wrong post, apologies.

>>25556945
I missed that part

[x] review mission orders/our opponent, get a quick history lesson, and inquire about fellow anti-clones and and ask wtf is a memory fragment

>>25557001
This, actually, while grabbing chicken if we have to stick to pre-written choices.

Intel is god

>>25556745
>[]Seriously that bear won't stop eating? I'm hungry too!

"May I have some of that? It looks quite delicious."

>>25556989
The bear is obviously our "minion"
Of course he also has the ability to transform into a boy.
He is unshakable loyal, even though we constantly berate him and smack him about.

>>25557025
I thought people tolerating the Tsundere was a good guy thing, with the berated and beaten minion backstabbing the evil bitch?

>>25556989
I can post songs about sex, if that is preferable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNTH9zmleBE

Doctor Blue seems like he's going to begin saying something important when you interrupt him by saying, "The king is an ass, I don't think I want to work for him." You cross your arms and do a pouty pout, "I'm valuable since I can go through that nightmare door, right?" You leave towards Kuma before leaving any chance of a rebuttal. As you get close to him you can see that on the floor there is a lot of trash: buckets of KFC, chip bags, popcorn bucket and...is that a silver platter? When you reach arms distance, still holding your sword he says "No." and pulls his food away from you, "I'm still hungry." And puts a full chicken leg into his mouth, crunching bones as he begins chewing.

"What? You've eaten half a supermarket, I was just born, I'm hungry as hell. Give me some!" You're starting to get angry and your stomach is rumbling. He responds by just rating the rest of the chicken in one swoop. "Time to steal more food from the humans." He says and proply begins to leave the room, ignoring you.

"What a dickhead!" You cry out, gripping your sword harder than before you.

[]Attack! Damn you greedy bastard..
[]Follow him, he must be going to the nightmare door
-[]Take your orders, the might give you some information
-[]Leave them, you do things your own way
[]other

>>25557001
second. We really need to learn whats going on around here. If we plan on defeating the heroes and then overthrowing the king to become top bitch, we need to get us some learnin.

>>25557053
I'd rather songs about fighting be our theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaZGXHZ6ixI

>>25557059
>[]Follow him, he must be going to the nightmare door
>-[]Take your orders, the might give you some information
only a fool disregards intel.

>>25557059
>-[]Take your orders, the might give you some information

"Fuck you! I'm gonna go and get my own supermarket load of food, you fat fuck! It'll be better than the shit you've been stuffing down your gullet, lardass!"

>>25557071
Coke and sympathy does nothing for you, then?
Huh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKOngTfTMs0

>>25557065
>overthrowing the king to become top bitch
Really? I was planning on a merry life of hedonism at the expense of... I dunno, prolonging the fight with Cure Blade as long as possible. I don't doubt the good doctor has a bomb implanted inside of us, or a killswitch.

>>25557085
>>25557082
>The Hero shows up and finds her enemy holding up a fast food joint for all of their chicken.
>Challenges are responded to with curses and thrown chicken bones

>>25557059
[X]other

Bear first, orders later.

Jump on top of the bear riding on him, grab one of his ears, and have a quick chat with him.

"Let me put it simply Kuma, either you can share your food with me and we'll be the best of friends, I'll even pet you and scritch behind your ears, or you don't share your food and I'll get mad at you and have to tug at your ears and play extremely loud music while you're trying to sleep.

What'll it be Kuma? Belly rubs or me blasting dubstep at 3 in the morning. Take your pick."

>>25557108
This.

>>25557059
>[X]Take your orders, they might give you some information

Then;
>[X]Attack! Damn you greedy bastard.
We HAVE to establish dominance. This is going to be the only other thing that goes into the human world with us, so we better set the tone for this relationship.

>>25557108
VERY THIS. she is a heartless mobster loli

>>25557108
Nothing else is acceptable.

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>>25557108
Agreed, we need to establish just who's in charge around here!
Then we can get our questions answered.

>>25557108
Aye

>>25557108

Sixthed

>>25557108
this one

>>25557108
Seems like this won overwhelmingly. Writing

>>25555962
what is this quest based on?

>>25557103
But what if the king gets an attitude of I made you, I can replace you? At some point our antics will go too far. The only real option ultimatly is assuming control. Besides, those who have the power, should use it to rule. Wasting our ability in a purely decadent lifestyle is beneath us. Work hard, kill hard, play hard.

I have never seen a thread SO derailed, SO fast.

>>25557276
this isn't a derail, just operating a switch

>>25557276
Kintol seems to be rolling with it pretty well, so it's not a derail, simply a change of direction.

Alright you've had enough! First the king then this...this bear disrespecting you, you run towards him and jump, dropping your sword to have both hands free for this. You land on and straddle his neck, he roars in surprise and tries to shake you off as hard as he can but apparently he isn't smart enough to smash you into the wall. After a few moments of struggle he stops and asks you dryly, "What do you want, if you're going to stop me from getting food I'm going to maul you"


You lean forward and whisper into his ear, "Let me put it simply Kuma, either you can share your food with me and we'll be the best of friends, I'll even pet you and scritch behind your ears, or you don't share your food and I'll get mad at you and have to tug at your ears and play extremely loud music while you're trying to sleep.

What'll it be Kuma? Belly rubs or me blasting dubstep at 3 in the morning. Take your pick."

"You know that we don't have electricity here, right?" He says trying to reach you, but you just squeeze his neck tighter, making your knees dig in.

"It was a metaphor...Well? What are you going to do mister bear?"

He stops and looks to be thinking...whatever a thinking bear looks like before eventually answering, "5 percent, but I get first dibs on anything. And I get to keep all the icecream. Deal?"

Your answer?

And when you're don with bear what will you do?
[]Take intel and head to human world, search for his Cure Blade.
[]Enjoy yourself he or in the human world?
[]Act mysterious by standing on top of rooftops in the human world
[]other

>>25557276
>Evil MG quest
>/tg/ is acting like a bitch

I see no derail

>>25557309
>[x] rooftops
Standing on tall places is fun as shit.

>>25557309
"you can have 10 percent And no first pick, but icecream is okay"

>[]Take intel and head to human world, Act mysterious by standing on top of rooftops in the human world
Call it reconnisance

>>25557309
search for cure blade
in popeyes' chicken

>>25557302
It just hasn't come into play. It won't be as lewd as some people think its going to be. This is a (/t)g(/) rated anime after all!

>>25557309
>[]Act mysterious by standing on top of rooftops in the human world

BE TALL

>>25557309
[X] Act mysterious by standing on top of rooftops in the human world

Hang out on some rooftop, survey the world, scritch Kuma while eating junk food.

>>25557343
I should have made it clearer, 5 percent for you. You've SEEN him eat? Dude's like a trash compactor, no way you'll be able to eat even 20% of his food, ever.

Also, Take intel with you? Y/N?

>>25557393

Y

Never go unprepared.

>>25557393
nes
yo

>>25557354
>This is a (/t)g(/) rated anime after all!
>G-rated anime

so no DDECAPITAAAATIONs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO-u068B6RU#t=00m11s

>>25557393
Yes always Yes

>>25557418
If you insist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rpBUD0hjaI

>>25557411
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO-u068B6RU#t=00m11s
I liked the finale boss decapitation better

With all the music being posted in this thread, we have to come up with sound based weaponry at some point.

or loot a boombox and generator for our quarters. either/or

>>25557393
Don't see why not.
Standing mysteriously on the rooftop, reading the paper while eating cheetos out of a bag Kuma's holding. Pretty much the same as >>25557375

>>25557446
>Boombox bra

>>25557309
>"5 percent, but I get first dibs on anything. And I get to keep all the icecream. Deal?"
Only if you leave the good tasting stuff

then rooftops, take intel

>>25557309
"ALL of the ice cream!? Hell no Kuma, you get 95% of the ice cream, the rest of the deal standing. Aaaand if it's maraschino cherry flavor, then *I* get dibs.

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>>25557411
Ideon was technically a kids' show too, you know.

>>25557393
Yup, take info with us, we can catch up on our reading while looking mysterious.

>>25557522
To be fair, the definition of, "kid's show," varies from country to country. Japan's, in particular, is kind of out there.

>>25557512
and pistachio because it might not jive with our color scheme but dammit it tastes like heaven!

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>>25557542
Point is, we can have decapitations.

>>25557535
we need that intel, how are we supposed to go shopping if we don't know where the best stores are?

>>25557354
>>25557411
If there aren't some decapitations and pantiless grinding, I'm going to be SORELY disappointed.

>>25557512
this, then

>>25557309
Go and grab the parchment, the intel will be useful, but we can read it later. Retrieve sword and put panties back on in a suggestive manner.
>[X]Act mysterious by standing on top of rooftops in the human world

After some more haggling you agree to a 90-10 percent split in favor of Kuma, with you having first dibs and him getting all the icecream except for cherry and variations of cherry flavor. You've secured your food situation permanently, you can probably eat enough for 6 people now. You follow Kuma towards the human world, remembering to take you ready-to-ignore orders to see what the situation is. When you went past the nightmare door you find yourself in a pretty typical japanese town, well if you ignore the huge-ass western medieval castle that is sitting in the middle of it.

No one seems to be paying you or Kuma much attention, locals must be either used to this ort of thing or think its a guy in a bear suit. You try to drag Kuma up to the rooftops to be mysterious but he said he was really hungry and was going to get some food. So here you are, still hungry, in a bad mood and waiting for Kuma to come back while you wait on the to of a nearby building reading your mission.

It seems there are two precures, "Cure Blade and Cure Axe huh? Strongest attacks are Precure Slicing Circle and Precure Tomahawk Boomerang" You say out loud. "The don't work that well as a team but they are both apparently really strong." The mission goes on in detail how it would be best to make an anger monster to distract Cure Axe and take out Cure Blade, Inside the parchment is a whip which you think is used to call out and anger monster, presumably using someone's anger to fuel the monster. Just looking at Cure Blade's picture makes you really angry for no reason...maybe because you're made from her? You can follow your orders if you wish to or you could do something else, you do look almost identical to Cure Blade.

[]What do?

[x] get communication apparatus from blue guy

>>25557573
I want some music, myself.
Like we should get a bass or something.

>>25557635
We need to get a look at the two, if we look enough like Cure Blade we need to goad Cure Axe into fighting them, then sic the monster (made out of their own rage, hopefully) on the winner, then killsteal from it.

>>25557644
Doctor Blue can't get past the Nightmare door, so he's back at base.

>>25557635
Is our mission to kill them or is there something we need to steal or someone to kill?

Either way, start looking for a good killzone, and look for the nearest congested highway intersection

>>25557635
Does it have anything on Cure Axe's friends and family?

My suggestion for what to do. First, wait for Kuma to get food for us. Survey the town from where we are and get the lay of the land.

Then once Kuma gets back use him as a pillow and eat a pile of food.

Then, we go around looking like Cure Blade and start punching random people in the face, kicking them in the shin, kneeing them in the balls, that sort of thing before moving on, make sure to say things like Precure Face Punch!, Precure Shin Shatterer!, and Precure Heavenly Nutshot!, this'll both stir up a lot of anger for the Anger Monster, it'll set Cure Axe against Cure Blade, and we get to hit random people.

Is there a mission other than siccing a monster on them?

>>25557635
>pretty typical japanese town, well if you ignore the huge-ass western medieval castle that is sitting in the middle of it.
How do we know this
We were just born
This is the first time we have interacted with humans at all.
>you do look almost identical to Cure Blade.
hehehe
This is gonna be fun.
Wait, what is their relation with the town? Do they defend it? Are they well known? Do they have a reputation that we could sully?
We need more info, dammit.
If it is at all possible, we should find where they are and follow them around a bit.

Whatever we do, we should try to do it in a public place so they can't transform without revealing their identities.

>>25557635
Boring.

Let's go find a shop that sells hard liquor and rob it dry.

>>25557691
>yelling attack names
Plebean as fuck.

>>25557730
I'm not saying we should yell attack names when actually attacking, we're better than that. But if we're framing the goody goody two-shoes tart we should probably yell out names.

>>25557565
Fun fact (unless my recollection is incorrect), the white flash wasn't because it's a decapitation. It's because of the detail. Itano animated Kycilia's head exploding in gruesome exacting detail, and they couldn't afford to redo the shot because the show was being cancelled.
>>25557656
>Like we should get a bass or something.
Nah, we should get a guitar and play Zeppelin at all hours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9bP-LbR8u8
>>25557730
I know, right? You're supposed to get someone to explain your attacks FOR you, so you can just smirk as you charge it up rather than having to talk.

>>25557691
This, but with an Addendum.

We look for a mediatized event, like a store opening or a press conference or something. Then we go postal, throwing chairs and kicking punch bowls and tossing mics through windows and stuff. Once we've done that and people are panicking, we step in front od the camera with a big smile and say "Compliments of Cure Blade, Kyarun!"

>>25557726
Eh, why not

If FE is anything to go by, attack axe MG with PANTY SWORD for super effective damage and use bear + monster to throw LONG, HARD and POINTY THINGS (i.e. telephone poles) at sword MG for similar damage

>>25557691
As far as the Mision is concerned, they seem to show up when one of our guys stirs shit in town when looking for the the Seal that keeps the Nightmare door closed.
>>25557706
You were born out of Cure Blade's memories and have access to them, otherwise you would be pretty dumb. Also pretty much everyone runs away when a monster shows up and they appear shortly after. There are rumors of two girls saving the town bt its unconfirmed.

>>25557726
Thirding.

Let's have trouble come to us.

>>25557635
If cure Axe is the type that can be goaded and distracted, then maybe she(he?) can be further manipulated. Outright killing Cure blade feels like the best thing to do, but if we were made from part of her, capturing her alive might be more useful, IF there is some way to harvest her power.
>(need to check with doctor blue on that)
Also, a head to head combat with Cure blade isn't a sure win, if we are basically clones, the even match might not end in our favor, and we don't want to take that kind of risk.

>Perhaps we can find some way to get Cure-axe on our side?
and use that to ensure cure-blades defeat. Seeing as how we look EXACTLY like cure-blade, we can use that to our advantage in some form of manipulation. They don't work well as a team, so there are personality conflicts that we could also use toward the ends of manipulation.
> need to learn more about axe to figure out if a manipulation is possible.
>(also really need some fucking food, hurry up dumb bear)

And we draw a couple of moustaches in permanent marker on peoples' faces for good measure.

>>25557752
But how will we beat them with the power of funky-ass basslines if we don't have a bass?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

>>25557803
But the bass is the instrument of the guy who isn't the protagonist, but is actually cooler than them.
The bass is the Han Solo of instruments.
And sadly, we are the (evil) protagonist.

So the opptions right now in general terms are:
1.Undermine the cures' shaky relationship
2.Public defamation of Cure Blade
3. Let trouble come to us.

at a not insignifacnt (1) amount of votes>>25557779

>>25557833
So vocals or guitar, then?
Huh
Well, we all know women can't sing rock and roll, so guitar it is.

I'm thinking once we're done with our food run and little old lady and nun smacking we get back to base and ask doc Blue how one would go about procuring another memory shard. I figure enough little old lady and nun punching and we can get a monster that is far more powerful and directed than usual. Also we go after axe not blade because that way we don't have evenly matched doppleganger troubles.

>>25557852
Yup, and those goals are pretty synergistic.

Also, eating junk food with our beary best friend.

>>25557852
I vote for hard liquor.
Because why not.
Let's go for the really trashy stuff.

>>25557762
>>25557691
Trying to sully cure-blades name is a waste of time since people don't really know who she is, see this;
>>25557772

all it would do is expose us to cure-blade and cure-axe, putting them on guard before we're able to enact another plan.

>>25557863
>we go after axe not blade because that way we don't have evenly matched doppleganger troubles.
Personally, I want to be sure we can get a Memory Shard of Axe. We need SOMEONE on drums after all.

>>25557852
I'll say let's get our drank on.

We make our own mission, and right now, it's getting boozed up.

>>25557852
loot the drink.

Also some rags or strips of paper and a lighter.

Acquire Magic Attack: Flampantsu Fireball

>>25557917
>Flampantsu Fireball
>Not Kebab Krisper
What

>>25557901
if we are the opposite of blade, that means we will be able to get an opposite of axe. Blade and axe don't get along well, so we and the mirror axe will get along FAMOUSLY and make an excellent team. (also implying lesbian overtones)

>>25557904
Getting boozed up and then finding a guy (preferably a pervy old man) to screw, recording it, and emailing the footage to EVERYONE.
We may not be able to defame Blade, but we can sure as shootin' defame her alter-ego.

Alright, calling it for booze shop robbery with Kuma, you might be able to do some infiltration.

>>25557884
Even if Cure Blade isn't very well know, we can still defame her, we'll just be giving the people their initial impressions of this person. Ruin her in the eyes of the town before she can even reveal herself!

>>25557945
forgot my trip

>>25557917
I like it. Then we need to acquire our next new magical attack.
12mm mirror shot(an anti material rifle)

Let's NOT go state causing trouble before we have a good way to defeat them. If we want to be an effective villain, we can't just go smash things without a good reason.

>>25557944
That's just thoroughly confusing.

>>25557957
I bet if we train hard enough, we could learn to cast tank.

>>25557944
i get the feeling this quest is more of a G-rated affair dude.

>>25557961
>Let's NOT go state causing trouble before we have a good way to defeat them.
We need to draw them out and see their attack styles.

>>25557965
>That's just thoroughly confusing.
Why kill your enemy when you can make their life a living hell to the point that they commit suicide because their family are too traditional to take them to a shrink?

>>25557972
We're in a MOTW-style show. If we don't cause trouble, someone else will.
I say we smash & grab some cheap whiskey and wait for the fireworks.

>>25557989
It will backfire, and she will get a midseason upgrade from it.

>>25557989
Why not just find an attractive rebel type then?
I mean it's just as defaming, plus we'd fuck a cute guy.

>>25557994
yknow everyone's been talking about stealing booze and drinking with the bear, but we haven't even addressed the critical flaw in this plan:

What if we get accosted by the police for underaged drinking?

>>25558010
Because if it's a dirty old man it'll look like Enko. The goal isn't just "slut", it's "whore".

>>25558010
Pretty sure most guys can tell that we're like 14, tail aint worth jail as they say.

>>25558034
>Enko
who

>>25557994
>cheap whiskey
>>25557994
Why get the cheap stuff if we're not paying for it?
Just steal a few fuckoff big bottles of Jack and a case of Yebisu to chase it with, then find ourselves a rooftop where we can get our drink on and brood.
>>25558031
>What if we get accosted by the police for underaged drinking?
Gaijin Smash.

>>25558053
This:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enjo_k%C5%8Dsai

>>25558031
"Fuck you, we have a bear."

>>25558034
Uh huh. This is not BFQ.

>>25558031
>What if we get accosted by the police for underaged drinking?
We...stab them?

Is this really a question?

>>25558047
>Implying the poor masses on the wrong side of the tracks even give a shit
>Implying we can't hold it over his head and get a lackey
And not just any lackey. One of those good-looking Bruce Springsteen motherfuckers

>>25558031
Announce how we pretty cure blade also known as the beatiful *civilian name here* are sick of cleaning up after you ******s and proceed to maim entire police patrol while muttering about how this is how the town repays us.

>>25558047
someone would go for it, plus it would get us an ally (read, patsy), AND further defame blade.

I'm sure blade is chaste as hell, so we better do double duty to be as slutty as possible.
Based on this guy's point
>>25557954
I say lets do whatever we can to ruin her image

>>25558056
>Gaijin Smash.
Hard to do when you're a teenage girl, and look Japanese, though. You have to be big and foreign-looking to pull of The Smash.
>>25558091
It's Japan, the best you could hope for would be a Kenji Harima-looking motherfucker.
Also it's a terrible fucking plan.

>>25558110
Wait, we're in japan?
fuuuck that.
What is the cheapest way to get an underage girl and a fucking bear to the land of guns and honey? Er, corn syrup.

>>25558092
This works.
>>25558101
...

If hedonism is below us, I refuse nothing less than the finest manwhore...

Actually, nope. I can still see the GM giving us herpes.

And no, fuck you, no herpes for us, even if it smears Blade.

[] Rob booze shop dry.
After Kuma back with a fair share of food and followed by screams of people yelling "BEAR!" Kuma might not be very good at stealth but it looks like he lost everyone anyways just by running away so fast. He drops the pile of food on the ground waiting for you to take your picks. You grab a some of those really small burgers, some fires and a canned drink before you tell him that you plan robbing a booze store...something which he heartily agrees to help you with.

You walk into the store as if you own the place with Kuma following closely behind you, the 20 something year old clerk gives you two a weird stare before Kuma roars on his face and sends him packing. "Kuma we don't want half the town following us wherever we go, can you try and not scare everyone you meet?" He grunts an answer and begins sliding bottle after bottle into his backpack, which seems to be holding more than it should. You try drinking some stuff, some wee-ski thing but you don't even manage to take one gulp of the thing, it burns too much.

No police are showing up, yet but might be soon none of the cures either. Kuma should have knocked out the clerk.

[]Go somewhere else, top of buildings maybe, you can jump pretty high.
[]Enough of this, go find and stalk the cures.
[]Go kick some nuns or something and summon an anger monster.

>>25558135
>Wait, we're in japan?
>>25557635
>When you went past the nightmare door you find yourself in a pretty typical japanese town
>japanese town
Yes, we're in Japan. Because that's where SHE is. SHE gets to live a happy normal life, while WE'RE stuck hanging out with a fucking bear! That little bitch.

>>25558110
>Also it's a terrible fucking plan

Seconded, why the hell do we gotta despoil our own beautiful body just to smear Cure Blade's Image? SHE'S not the one sleeping with gross old men.

> Kenji Harima-looking motherfucker

Except having Kenji harima as our buddy would be AWESOME! Think about the comedic possibilities involved. Plus the dude's a certified badass who can take down gangs of thugs on his own, why wouldn't we want him rolling with us!?

All we have to do is promise to help him woo Tenma.

>>25558175
hey
we get to party with bear bro

>>25558169
>[X]Go kick some nuns or something and summon an anger monster.
Let's get our MOTW on.

>>25558175
That's the spirit.

>>25558187
Okay, we need to get Harima's help. He can do vocals, because as has been mentioned, women can't sing rock. Especially Zeppelin. Also we can ride around being both comfortable and haughty in his motorcycle's side car.

>>25558169
Hide nearby, see how the law enforcement responds. Or maybe the cures if they do.
Have Kuma hide a bit farther away.
>>25558175
you know, we don't really have to be her shitty clone.
We could just, I dunno, leave.

>>25558169
[X] Go kick some nuns or something and summon an anger monster.

No hurry on summoning the monster though, let's kick some nuns and smear Cure Blade's name, might even be able to get Cure Axe to hate her more.

>>25558169
[x] Go somewhere else. Why don't we explore that huge fuckoff castle in the middle of town? I mean for god's sake i know tourism must be dead in this little burg but a european-style castle? REALLY?

Well at least they'll prolly have a gift shop or something.

>>25558215
LISTEN TO THIS MAN! We could have an evil pretty-cure rock band with Kuma on the drums and Harima at the mike!

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>>25558187
>All we have to do is promise to help him woo Tenma.
>not promising that but secretly working to hook him up with Eri
Fuck you.

>>25557972
>We need to draw them out and see their attack styles.
We have her memories, we know everything about her including how to copy her attack style exactly and how her partner fights.

You guys can always ditch Kuma and do your own thing especially if he draws attention to himseld and draws out the cures or something You are a bit of a bitch llike that after all . Just letting you know.

[x]Go kick some nuns or something and summon an anger monster.
[x]Find somewhere to hide and watch the fight before the cures show up

Lets get some Intel how they fight before showing our hand.

>>25558278
So are we guitar, or is Mirror Axe, once she inevitably gets made? Because clearly the other will be on bass. And possibly one of us on backup vocals.

>>25558278
Or we could have Springsteen on the mic, which would be better.
But we really should find some Tom Petty-alike.
Now THAT would be a dude worth fuckin'

Go exploring singing various off key song about how awesome we pretty cure blade are and doing random physical violence onto people for fun. Once that gets boring report back to base and request knowledge of how to make memory shards. Also I'm thinking that instead of going right for axe we kidnap and replace loved ones with evil duplicates. Suddenly the cure's romantic interest dumps and/or cheats on them their friends start getting meaner and crueler and their parents take up drinking and child abuse as hobbies.

>>25558169
[X] MONEY! Take everything from the register. And the clerk's wallet.

>>25558317
Kicking nuns and summoning a MOTW won with... two votes. Bout time you started acting like a precure villain...well minus the nunpunching part.

>>25558349
Little dark don't you think (at least that last part), besides 99% of magical girls don't have boyfriends or onscreen parents.

>>25558385
Can we loot money first?

>>25558317
>Springsteen on the mic
So now you're saying we should somehow get Shuya Nanahara to come back to Japan? Never gonna happen. He's got a successful music career in the US, and Noriko is a schoolteacher. They're never coming back.

Make sure we tell the clerk our "name" before setting the worl- i mean store on fire.

>>25558385
Nonsense! We're not punching any nuns.
We're kicking them.

>>25558434
I see what you did there.
Now, once again, "2 students remaining." But of course they're part of you now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3t9SfrfDZM

[x]Kick nuns and summon a MOTW

You decide to do like a tree and split from here to do other assorted villainies but not before you swipe some cash from the register and put it in your inventory. You leave through the back door which activates the fire alarm...well whatever you weren't coming back anyways and the store was empty.

You use your surprisingly good jumping ability to get to another part of town where you decide to start making people angry. You start with the stereotypical stealing candies from babies in front of their mothers, politely introducing yourself as Cure Blade before robbing the candy from their tiny fat hands and taunting their mothers. You were on your way to knock everything from the shelves of a family supermarket when someone grabs your shoulder, "Momoko? How did you get ahead of me and whats with that getup? I didn't know you were into cosplay." The girl chuckles, "So what are you doing around here? Your home is on the other side of town."

[]Panic!
[]Thats gotta be cure Axe, or is it?
[]keep as you were.
[]Headbutt

>>25558584
>[X]Headbutt
Embrace our inner Krogan.

>>25558584
>[x]Thats gotta be cure Axe, or is it?

>>25558584

Hold on, if we have Cure Blade's memories, shouldn't we KNOW who this is?

>>25558584
Cure Axe shouldn't be this friendly.

Say, how about we try robbing her friend?

[X] Go and corrupt her by having her join you in wild acts of douchbaggery.

>>25558584
>[X]Thats gotta be cure Axe, or is it?

Probably not cure-axe since she doesn't recognize our precure costume.

Use her to figure out where Blade lives, then steal her panties and headbutt her, in that order.

>>25558630
You have some, not all of them. You really have to focus in order to get specific details. Like real names, and theres no guarantee what you actuallynow that stuff.

>>25558584
>[x] "Oh hey, how's it going, uh ... Sorry, I just cannot for the life of me remember your name. How's that brother of yours doing? is he still getting in trouble daily?

>>25558584
If this is just some bitch, headbutt.

If it's Cure Axe, headbutt harder.

>>25558584
[x]headbutt
Also remember to slice all the shopping carts to pieces and engrave "MOMOKO WUZ HERE" on the wall of the supermarket. Vandalism is fun boys and girls.

>>25558584
[X] Keep as you were.

"I'm having some fun. What does it look like I'm doing? Come on, join me."

>>25558664
Yes, this.

>>25558671
You're still in dark precure mode, sword and all. We never changed to something else.~

>>25558630
yeah, but the fact that she's inquiring about cosplay proves that Cure Blade isn't any sort of otaku. Which means we should start NEETing it up with this chick.

...
>>25558691
this

Then give her a kiss. Ruin their friendship

>>25558687
>>25558688

No you fools, we could use her! Make nice with this girl and have her show us where Cure Blade Lives and hangs out, then headbutt Kuma because he should have told us this from the start!

>>25558719
ruin? Or make it better?

>>25558739
Kuma actually doesn't know...they just sorta show up already in their cure forms and kick his ass but you don't know that.

>>25558519
My god, that is such an amazing album.
Like, Meeting Across the River and Jungleland?
Fucking genius. My god. Gives me shivers.

>>25558584
We should play along with her, don't blow our cover just yet, now is the perfect time to get some info.
Also change out of our stupid outfit. Maybe pass it off as LARPing or some shit.

>>25558699
Then explain to her what we're doing, and ask her to join us. If she doesn't seem down with the darkness, steal panties, headbutt, then steal her phone.
If she is cool enough to go on a spree with us, then request she give us her panties and phone.
In either case, look through phone at list of names, and use this to job our own memory as to what Blades "real" name is.

Then continue with the spree.

Done counting votes seems like inviting her to our shenanigans won.

>>25558584
We need to recruit her.
If we can corrupt Cure Blade's apparent best friend, we can REALLY twist the knife come the big confrontation.

>>25557512
Damn straight.

Playing a Loli and trading away all the ice cream? Unless we're diabetic or something, then that dont add up, bwana

>>25558796
*jog our memory

At this point, not continuing with the spree means no anger monster, or at even worse, a weak one, too late to turn back now.

>>25558719
Also this. whether or not she joins in our rampage, there must be a kiss.

>>25558845
We're like 14 or so
Hardly loli age

>>25558858
>kiss
My god /tg/, every fucking time there's a female character, you got to make it lesbian.

>>25558872
In his defense this is a magical girl inspired thing, lesbians are part and parcel of the package.

And I think we're a reckless hedonist of all flavors of perversion and indulgence.

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>>25558920
So we're basically this motherfucker?

There is also the fact that Precure is very heavy on subtext. And sometimes its not subtle at all.

>>25558872
Lolita was about 12 at the start of the book.

>>25558977
Yes, but by 14 many girls are already in puberty, meaning they don't qualify as lolis anymore. I mean come on, get your creepy-ass perversions right.

>>25558938
but hopefully more smart/plotting, and less "fuck it, lets summon the moon"

the important thing to remember is precures are supposed to be selfless and kind, so we're selfish and cruel. If they believe in being proper, chaste, and friendly, then we believe in being lustful and slutty.

Even if kissing her were to make her freak out, it will still serve to make her question, and create darkness in her heart.

>>25559036
It's not a creepy-ass perversion; being sexually attracted to a female of appropriate age for breeding is normal. It iss a societal taboo to act on those impulses, however, but not inherently deviant like being sexually attracted to something this ISN'T capable of reproducing with you.

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>>25559065
Corrupting pure innocent magical girls with lesbian s?

>>25559065
I think we should be just as "lol fukkit", but also plot like a Davion getting himself some underage Steiner booty.

>>25559035
to be fair, chastity (and sexuality in general) is basically never brought up in Magical Girl series (or at least Precure). They act as if its not even present (much like Tintin). If we assume this universe is Precure, than remove chaste from the virtues and replace it with thoughtful. So we would be rude, uncaring and see people as lackeys rather than friends.

>>25559065

I dunno. 'Fuck it, let's summon the moon' sounds like a good backup plan. Like plan X where we're at plan A, but still.

>>25559100
>is basically never brought up in Magical Girl series
I assume we're exempting Nanoha from this based on the fact that it is a mecha show that's wearing a magical girl show like The Bug in Men in Black wore Edgar?

Puella Magi Madoka Magica two of the major magical girls did it to gain the love of another.

>>25559100
I thought chaste in the sense that there are lesbian undertones, but they never do anything about.

It's less about the actual sex, and more about making this girl who is Blades "real life" friend question their relationship. Best case scenario is we corrupt her, convince her to cause some destruction with us, and leave her feeling all emotionally confused about her friend. Now there is some sort of lesbian crush thing, and when the real Blade meets her and doesn't return any of that, her friend will be even more confused, and possibly crushed, feeling used and full of pain. THAT is the real win.

also, inb4 steel angel kurumi

>>25559100
> chastity is never brought up in magical girl shows
Mai-Otome literally RUNS on the premise that chastity grants power.

>>25559163
>also, inb4 steel angel kurumi
Bitch don't know about mah Tomoyo and Sakura.

>>25559163
Or the best friend ends up enjoying raising hell with us and wants to become our lackey. think about it, we need the manpower and Kuma 's a little conspicuous. But a middle-school girl? Now that has major stealth uses.

>>25559127
I never actually saw Nanoha, but yeah there's alot of mecha stuff going on.

>>25559153
The director of Madoka himself admitted that his show is a tragedy that merely uses the magical girl genre as a medium, it couldve worked in any genre.

>>25559213
Or the best friend ends up enjoying raising hell with us and wants to become our lackey. think about it, we need the manpower and Kuma 's a little conspicuous. But a middle-school girl? Now that has major stealth uses.

Also a major win.

I think we already reached sort of a consensus that taking the cures head on is a bad idea, considering 2 of them, 1 of us, even if we fight them separately. And clone power level issues with blade. We're going to need to develop some other power base to get to them. Having a lacky like this friend of her poses all sorts of possibilities (besides just fulfilling carnal desires)

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"I'm having some fun. What does it look like I'm doing? Come on, join me." You tell her in the the most real sounding happy voice you can muster...you don't like her because she's friend of Cure Blade (aka Momoko). "I was about to go to the store and get some things, want to join me?" She looks puzzled noticing to which store you're going , "Wait why don't you go to the store that's near your house? The Aizamas don't have any of the fancy ingredients you usually use to cook." Bah she's no fun. "What WERE you doing anyways? It doesn't look like you're taking pictures of yourself." She continues as you walk into the store, feigning interest in a pack of instant noodles.

"I didn't know you were a chilli shrimp person." She chuckles, "You seem pretty different today...not as stuck up I guess would be the word."

You smile widely and get a little closer to her, "You know, I was having fun doing stuff like this." You say, pushing one of the chest-high shelves with your superior strength making everything on the other side fall to the floor before grabbing your sword and smashing another one, which sends everyone in the store running away, the girl is stunned and you take this opportunity to go in for the kiss in order to destroy any relationship she might have had with Momoko/Blade...then her cell phone rings to the Sailor Moon opening song. She no longer looks afraid of you, even looking determined and pushes you away from before you can react to headbutt her.

>>25559258
>Having a lacky like this friend of her poses all sorts of possibilities (besides just fulfilling carnal desires)
OOH!
Can she be Maiya Hisau to our Mahou Shoujou Killer? Just have her snipe the bitch from a nearby rooftop with slavshit?

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>>25559307
She holds her hand to her chest and then you realize something...that pose jogged your memory...doesn't that girl...


...look a lot like...
...Cure Axe?

"Precure...Materialize!" The girl yells out before being engulfed in a blue light and knocking you back.


"The bright light of courage...Cure Axe!"

After the light subsides in front of you stands Cure Axe...just like in her picture. "You were too suspicious from the start, whoever you are. There is no way for Momoko to have caught up to me, she stays for after school clubs every thursday and theres no way she'd miss them." She enters into some sort of combat stance. It pays off to be paranoid sometimes."


End of Episode 1

>>25559315
Hahaha, oh wow, GM. Nice.

>>25559315
On the next episode of Evil Precure quest
>Precures are actually smart!?
>Bad teamwork doesn't mean poor friendship, just bullheadedness!
>Oh god cover is blown, though we can still mess with people that now them.

>>25559315
10/10 would continue to follow this quest.

When is the next episode and will there be a twitter for notifications?

>>25559308
Probably won't be willing to kill for us yet without us finding some way to mindcuddle her. Or we could just bring her back for evil cloning if things don't work out. Also if we do wind up having sex with her (would like to avoid it but anyway) we do it tonight in her house as a drunken fling then escape before she wakes up preferably leaving some note about how we liked it an should do it again some time and watch hilarious fallout.

>>25559315
>It pays off to be paranoid sometimes.
Ahahahaha
I like her.

>>25559315
I knew there was going to be some lame ST douche baggery. Congrats, you "tricked" us. What a shitty ending.

Pro-tip, don't let everyone waste their time coming up with all sorts of ideas they think are awesome, just to give an ending that is basically "fuck EVERYTHING you thought was going to be cool", turns out all your ideas were bad, and now you've blown your cover and are stuck with a combat.

>>25559350
I was thinking of running thursdays and sundays at about the same time this thread started. Twitter info next thread, maybe!

>>25559366
>Congrats, you "tricked" us.
Pshhhhhh.

Running on shitty assumptions is no good, you know.

>>25559366

The posters, and thus the character, were very impulsive with no damn plan or anything.

It... didn't really take much to "trick" us, really.

>>25559393
>>25559394
saying it was a trick was implied sarcasm. Saw the lame ending coming for awhile. This guy isn't actually interested in other people driving his character, as his story ends the way he wants anyway, irregardless of everything else people imputed.

>>25559423
>rawr, all premises thought by posters should be correct

There was even a "Recognize Cure Axe" option, for frick's sake, but everyone had the assumption that it wasn't.

Drukenly slur "I am her shadow her true self." Then run away while making nice distracting mayhem and screaming all of Axe's secrets from our memories to the world and explaining how much we actually dislike her by voicing resentments of sword. Once we have lost her we summon monster of the week (wouldn't do to have her connect us to main badguy faction yet). Effectively we want to convince them that sword has some sort of weird but largely harmless doppleganger running around who somehow knows all her secrets.

>>25559315
Alright
First thing we got to do next thread is point out how absolutely retarded she is being for transforming in the middle of a goddamn supermarket.
Paranoid my ass.

>>25559423

If you want things to "go the way you want", you have to put in effort.

If you wanted to do something to trick the Precures or make them suspicious of each other, or whatever... then you should have, quite frankly, been better at planning.

Maybe we could have sat down with the blue guy and had him tell us everything he knew about the Precures. We could have gotten a notebook and started writing down everything we had in our memories and then trying to "trigger" more memories and connections and thus better know our enemy.

We could have tried to track down whatever other monsters might have fought the Precures and survived, and learned from them.

We could have asked about if we were going to get another Dark Precure partner -- really if we had found out that we could get a partner, then we could have put into motion one of the most basic tactics ever and just done divide-and-conquer; have some Monster-of-the-Week distract 1 Precure while we ganged up on the other.

Then -- especially if we had been able to jog our memories enough to be confident about impersonating a Precure -- we could have captured the lone Precure and replaced her or something.

Instead we were rude, impulsive, and, well... kinda childish, really.

If you run around like a bull in a china shop, you really don't get to complain about things not going your way.

>>25558938

Suddenly I have an interest in this quest.

>>25559512

We could have done stuff like that... but we were a bit unfortunate. Something about the OP, or the general situation, made it so that there was a sudden rush of votes that just... did not treat things very seriously.

It's like if you see a new videogame, and pick up the controller for a few minutes and out of boredom just start running around and poking everything for 15 minutes or so...

The general pattern of behavior and culture of a thread hasn't been laid out yet, so in the beginning people just... do whatever comes to mind just to see what would happen.

Next time we should bring a molotov or even just a gun to just shoot them during - or better yet - before they transform.

Wonder what would happen if we were to explain our situation to axe. Just say that we were created by that jerk of a scientist and we think they messed around in our head some because our impulses are not congruous with our memories.

Break down weeping in front of her about how we're sad tired confused and our only sorta friend is a bear who eats all the icecream. We just got created today and quite frankly are reasonably certain they don't care about us at all and just sent us off to die for their enjoyment. Stress that we only got created hours ago and have no clue what we're doing.

>>25559713

May or may not help to fight first? And then if we get our ass kicked (which given that this is our FIRST FIGHT is quite possible...) we just... surrender. No fighting to the death, or running away -- surrender and then explain our situation.

What do you think?

>>25559769
I think we should say fuck that and just leave to search for our fortunes elsewhere.
No grudge with sword girl, no playing second fiddle to tweedledee and tweedledum back in the lab, no being a shitty copy of someone else.
Just a girl with a bear and an underwear-sword.
Oh, and get some normal fuckin' clothes. Maybe a milsurp jacket because we hobo now.

>>25559565
The whole world was open to us and we decided to... go around smashing things. Yay. Who'd have thought that would attract the attention of the good guys?

>>25559769
I like it. Just once it is clear we are beaten (man this planning will be awkward if we end up winning) we just surrender detransform if possible and have a massive breakdown then and there about those jerks running the dark kingdom. Heck if this plan goes well we might be able to lead our fellow cures right to the doors of the dark kingdom to take down the king. If they fail we knew of the power of the king and decided to dispose of these cures in most expedient way possible. If the cures win then we're that poor traumatized clone of blade who really has no place in the world for now.

I think I prefer the idea of not planning at all and running completely on impulse. It seems to be what's been going on so far and I like it.