Previous threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25364736/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25380844/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25420118/
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25512085/

If you are new to this quest or a returning member who forgot how things work, read these before playing my game.

Some things you need to know:
I run this on a D20 “best of three” system; I take the first three rolls of every dice check and choose the highest one.
I will add both positive and negative modifiers depending on the situation.
FAILING A ROLL WILL HAVE EXTREME NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES!!! This is why this game has become so popular with some of you ; the excitement of the unknown!
This character CAN DIE if you roll bad enough depending on the situation. The only reason I’m giving you all of these chances with the best of three and the modifiers is because I want to see how far our character will go depending on what you guys want him to do.
You know the rest; be awesome to each other and keep rude comments to yourself.

Well, my previous response:

>What species?
>do we recognize them at all?
>how far away are we?
>any other minor details we could have noticed?

>>25571130
As far as you know she is a human female wearing traditional Jedi garbs.

You do not recognize her at all as you are about 15 feet away from her and the room is darkened due to her dramatic entrance knocking out most of the lights.

The only other thing you notice is that she is young and slightly shorter than you are. You wager that you could easily overpower her if she didn't have that lightsaber.

Your other squad mates aren't dead but you still can't see them. You hear movement in the darkness and you can only guess they're planning something; you just have to survive long enough for them to carry out what ever trap they're laying.

>>25571237
I vote for stalling

how the fuck do you stall someone who can read your mind

>>25571237
Can we try and talk her down somehow? If nothing else, keep her talking. She might be surprised at a stormtrooper speaking, at the least.

>>25571274
No meta gaming, even if it's spoiler-d

>>25571237
Maintain a defensive stance, move around. Tell her "This is not your fight, Jedi. Leave and you won't get hurt."

>>>/vg/38356775

You guys might be interested in this.
Starwars galaxies is back.
Or well some people are reverse engineering it.
Just read the info on the /vg/ page.

It's a great mmo rpg with a huge economy social network.
So far jedi and most classes that were added later on are not in the game yet though.

>>25571277
You can, gonna need a persuasion check though, since this is a non-combat roll neither you or the Jedi have any modifiers.

Gimme three and hope your hate makes us stronk!

>>25571237
"I thought Jedi were pacifists. It's funny that you have not only ignored the edict of The Empire, but also of your own order. Hypocrites."

While stalling by questioning her philosophy (which you don't care for) feign giving up your Main weapon. Try to sneakily grab your pistol blaster.

Rolled 14

>>25571347
Rollin' with yo posse, etc.

>>25571308
DON'T HAWK YOUR CRAP IN MY QUEST THREAD

I say we book it. To hell with facing a Jedi with a knife. What's next, fighting a wookie with only a popsicle stick?

Rolled 3

>>25571347
STORMTROOPER BEST TROOPER

Rolled 19

>>25571347

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>>25571396

>>25571396
Better than >>25571382 and me >>25571370

Good job.

>>25571396
Oh shit.
Are we really gonna get these awesome rolls again?

>>25571355
You lost your main weapon and your sidearm in her initial attack; as I said before you need to read the previous threads so you can know exactly what's going on

>>25571377
but it's starwars rpg related and allot people respected old starwars galaxies its going to bring back old good SWG :_:
I thought you cared about starwars games.

>>25571424
I do, but this is a game and we can't have any distractions!
I used to play Galaxies and SWKOTOR all day long back in the day so don't think I don't care about Star Wars games!

>>25571396
> OFF TO A GREAT FUCKING START WE ARE!!!

" You don't want to do this, Jedi" you tell her in a low, serious tone.

Her face shows no emotion at your threat, she is still in an offensive stance and isn't moving an inch.

" I don't wish for bloodshed, but you and your team have put our entire operation at risk. You leave me no choice."

She jumps towards you with her lightsaber held high above her head ready to slice you in half. You quickly take your helmet off and toss it aside, giving her a look at your frightened face as you cry " WAIT!" at the top of your lungs.

She stops a few feet away from you, her steely face softens a little now that she sees the human behind the mask.

You've given yourself some time, what do you do next?

A. Give her a sob story
B. Run into the shadows

>>25571382
>>25571396
>>25571370
hoboy THE FAIL IS STRONG IN THIS THREAD TODAY

Rolled 14

>>25571610
A, let's try to distract her for as long as we can.

>>25571610
A. Maybe if we can buy enough time sharp will get down here and blow her away.

>>25571610
Is now the wrong time to stick a knife in her belly?

>>25571610
I vote Sob Story so we can buy more time for our team.

>>25571610
A. Sob story of course.

About how our parents were killed by a rebel terrorist attack, and how we joined up to bring the man to justice. Or some shit like that.

While we're talking, continue to survey the area for our main weapon and try to come up with a way to kill her.

>>25571647
Sorry had the name on from another thread.

>>25571610
A.

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>>25571610
Keep her distracted while reinforcements arrive.

>>25571645
>>25571647
>>25571649
>>25571655

D20 persuasion roll, I'll give you a + 2 modifier since you've got her attention now. Let's hope it does you good.

Rolled 8

>>25571688
And here we go.

>>25571698
Oh God what have I done

>>25571688
Big money no whammie?

>>25571698
Welp

Rolled 15

>>25571688
Aim for the feels!

Rolled 15

>>25571698
Does this set the tone for our other rolls, then?

Rolled 13

>>25571688
try it again

>>25571711
so much for a memorable first quest post....

>>25571726
Apparently not. I think I'll stop rolling, though.

Rolled 16

>>25571688

>>25571708
Oh c'mon man I don't want the mods to scrub this thread. Delete that shit

>>25571720
> Rolled 15+2=18

You've got her right where you want now, you conjure up the saddest face you can think of and tell her your story.

" I didn't want this... any of it. I was forced into this after pickpocketing a recruitment officer for creds to buy some food. I went through hell in their training camps; the only reason I survived was because I was so scared of dying. Then they put me in this armor and sent me here to die fighting you. Do you know what that's like? To have someone rip you away from everything you know and force you to be something.... less than human?"

You hit a nerve with her, a big one. Her lightsaber switches off and she's now standing just a few feet away from you; almost in arms length.

You press on, hoping to buy enough time

" Look, you can help me get out of here; my commander will kill me when he wakes up for not killing you and...."

You stop, letting a single crocodile tear roll down your cheek.

She's almost yours now; the look on her face is just priceless.

Do you:

A. Try your luck and attack her
B. Keep up the sob story; your squad has to be planning something
C. Slowly walk back into the shadows

>>25571929
Walk back to the shadows

Rolled 16

>>25571929
B!

>>25571758
My apologies, OP. I had forgotten that was NSFW.

>>25571929
hell this seams like the perfect way to join up with them...

>>25571929
B. she's not quite close enough yet.

>>25571977
As a double agent! Yes!

Lets give her a our comm frequency with the intention if getting her help later, and then C.

>>25572006
Damn it the name keeps coming up

We would never join the republic scum that killed our CO! Or do we? I mean we only knew her for a day or so.....

>>25572028
Well, it wouldn't be stormtrooper quest if we weren't stormtroopers.

Though we might want to consider becoming a new Player in the galactic arena.

>>25572028
We'd only ever join them to help crush this stupid 'rebellion' from the inside.

If they had never take up send against our lawful government, our poor CO and squad would still be alive!

>>25572008
even better I love it

>>25572028
>Becoming Rebel scum

>>25571972
Don't roll unless I tell you to roll
.>>25571972
>>25572006

NOW you can roll, D20 persuasion check with the +2 mod, same as before because you are one silver-tounged son of a wampa.

>>25572070
Think about a new character because as I said before there's a good possibility that 392 may die before this is over; it's just that you guys have been rolling some really good dice the past few games. You need to get ready, winter's coming ( wrings hands like a supervillain)

Rolled 7 + 2

>>25572131
Rolling for failure.

Rolled 17 + 2

>>25572131
Here goes nothing

Rolled 5 + 2

>>25572131
Ahh god.

all the people suggesting joining the traitors are rebellion sympathizers and should be hanged

Rolled 15

>>25572131

Rolled 16 + 2

>>25572131
BEHOLD! Mine Dice are the Dice that shall Pierce even the cold Jedi's Heart!

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>>25572131
> Think about a new character because as I said before there's a good possibility that 392 may die before this is over

A GM not afraid to kill protagonists. I like this.

>>25572146
>19

impressif

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>>25572149
No, no, I recommend an extended stay with an Imperial torture droid, instead. Much more "fun."

>>25572176
no. droids are to... impersonal.

Death in the Fighting Pits!

>>25572149
>Implying that we wouldn't help the Empire by becoming a mole in the rebel's ranks.

>>25572249
We're basically Animal Mother in stormtrooper armor. We're not exactly good at the whole "subtlety" thing. Leave that shit to the spooks.

Rolled 10

>>25572249
It's just a bit out of character for 392. He's not a cold, hyper-competent double agent, he's a former thief who is surprisingly talented with heavy weapons. He does not care for long tedious plots, preferring the visceral feel of battle and slaughter.

>>25572269

Hey man, he is a thief first and foremost. Thieves take any advantage they can get. Kind of rogueish to be honest.

We're a simply grunt that has thus far been lucky! (And unlucky) And wouldn't last a day as a mole. We're made for doing simpler things like going on patrols or conducting raids and blowing shit up for the glory of the empire and try not to catch a bolt of laser in the process (Or a lightsaber)

In short we're a lowly grunt not some super special soldier trained in gorrila warfare with 300 confirmed kills

>>25572292
Except he's not a sly thief. If he was he wouldn't have tried to pick an imperial officers pocket unless he wouldn't get caught. Besides after basic he turned into fucking Gomer Pyle.

>>25572269
>>25572258
While I agree that we aren't the most subtle of individuals, I think we are an opportunist at heart.

Trying to kill a Jedi with only a knife is likely to get killed. Faking joining the rebellion to find out more about their operations to then pass up the chain could potentially earn us a promotion.

>>25572307
>like going on patrols or conducting raids and blowing shit up for the glory of the empire
Or standing post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19dMSRLCFIs

is there any way we can signal to our squad without the jedi noticing?

is our comms unit inside the helmet we threw away?

>>25572329
It's also going to get us killed by the rest of Alpha Squad when they kill this Jedi.

wait, she put away her lightsaber


how fast are our weapon projectiles? what's the sniper doing?

>>25572329
It might help to get her comm, but we're not fuckin g defecting on a hunch.

>>25572355
This. Surely Sharps will come to save the day. Or we'll be killed/captured.

>>25572146
> Rolled 19

You just need a few more feet of clearance before you can reach her. You get down on your knees and look up at her pitifully.

" Please help me, I... I just want to go home. I'm tired of all this; all the fighting, all the death and mayhem... I just want to get away."

You lower your head into your hands and wait for a minute, letting what you said sink in. When you raise your head the woman is crouching right in front of you, an equally sad and pitiful expression on her face.

" I too have felt your pain... I know how hard it can be. It appears that we are kindred spirits trapped on the wrong side of the playing field. I can help you but you must tell your team to stand down."

You're sad expression shifts for a fraction of a second; you forgotten that she can sense people. They're trap foiled, the rest of your team walks slowly towards you and the Jedi.

" Get back Rook, you've done your part" you hear Rus command, his gun pointed at the Jedi.

The Jedi puts her hand on your shoulder

" Please, don't make me do this." she says desperately. A quick glance downward shows her other hand clutching her lightsaber, ready to switch on and kill you and your squad.

What do you do?

>>25572385
Oh hell no. That's why I only wanted her comm frequency before slinking away into the shadows to look for our squad.

>>25572386
Doubt it, he was ordered to stand guard at the entry point, I don't think he'd leave.

>>25572386
how much do we know about jedi? in the prequels they're often in master-padawan pairs. is that true of this post-movies world? do we have that intel available?

Rolled 15

>>25572395

GO FOR THE STAB

FOR THE EMPIRE

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>>25572395
> Dem fake feels

Discretion is the better part of valor. I say we tell the team to retreat. We'll handle the Jedi, one way or the other.

Rolled 13

>>25572395
Chop her lightsaber hand off in one fell swoop.

Rolled 9

>>25572395
Knife to the neck!!

Die Jedi scum!

>>25572395
Stab her in the wrist! Prevent lightsaber activation and roll out of there!

>>25572395
dive backward, if possible grab your weapon

if your squad survives, you can say you were trying to take her down

if she takes them out, you can just say you were trying to get clear and rus is your superior and keep up this charade

>>25572421
>>25572434
>>25572433
We are so dead.

Rolled 14

>>25572395
Tell her that you are wired to a device that will detonate if you die. Proceed to stab.

>>25572421
God I hope this is enough.

Put as much distance between ourselves and the glowy instrument of murder as possible.

i thought we werent rolling unless op says to

Rolled 9

>>25572421
Let's see if we can get an attack on the rebel scum

>>25572395
"Rus, she's got her saber, sir."
Tell Rus to either take the shot or escape.

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>>25572434
>>25572433
>>25572450
>>25572467

>>25572472
backing this

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>>25572395
Let's back up for the time being, but give our dudes the hint that she has her hand on her weapon. Going murderhobo can come later.

Rolled 13

>>25572395
"I'll stop it miss" (grab her hands, turn on her blade and point it towards her.)

>>25572421
Kiss and stab. Throw off her precog so the Jedi doesn't realize what's going on until she's already bleeding out on the floor.

it was nice knowing you guys

15+DM saying he is willing to kill player soon=dead player.

So, should we be a smuggler next? I vote smuggler.

>>25571929
>15+2=18

u wot m8

>>25572131
>Don't roll unless I tell you to roll
>Don't roll unless I tell you to roll
>Don't roll unless I tell you to roll

stop it guys pls

>>25572421
>>25572433
>>25572421

Guys don't roll until I tell you to roll, okay?

>>25572490
Bad idea
>>25572493
Worse Idea
>>25572472
Good idea

>>25572395
"Sir, she's got a weapon on me."

>>25572507
It's Friday night and I'm drunk at my house, what do you want from me?

>>25572472
Thereby ruining our sob story about hating the Empire, getting us killed.

>>25572523
This

But smuggler could be cool. Or bounty hunter in between prequel and original trilogy would be neat.

>>25572547
Who said anything about hating the empire? We just don't want to DIE.

>>25572395
Why don't we try to disarm her? Since we are so close and have her in with our sob story.

>>25572535
don't worry you're doing the emperors work

I don't care how Jedi you are. You can't block five simultaneous blaster shots.

>>25572421
>>25572426
>>25572433
>>25572434
>>25572435
>>25572445
>>25572450
>>25572467
>>25572472
>>25572488
>>25572490
>>25572493
>>25572523

Alright so let's review:

You can try stabbing her ( -2 mod because she has the drop on you.)

Tell your squad to back off ( 'nother persuasion check, no mods this time since she's aware of your ruse)

Or back up somehow into the shadows

Also just as a reminder do not roll unless prompted, okay?

fuck that, we know she's small and we could overpower her from earlier

grab her arm or the saber

worst case, use the knife. we could take a goddamned jedi prisoner if we disarm her.

>>25572572
She's almost certainly going to be faster than we could be. We're just a soldier, not a coked-up space knight.

>>25572588
No, but she can most certainly thumb the power stud and impale our ass.

Rolled 5

>>25572593
back that ass up

grab blaster

warn bros about saber

>>25572593
I say we try for the disarm and knockout. A prize for imperial intelligence.

>>25572593
Tell the squad to back off; she's got her saber ready to attack them.

>>25572611
woops left my dice on, sorry

>>25572593
Maybe we should just roll away and let our squad blast her.

If that fails, her attention will be directed their way and we can try and go for the stab.

>>25572593
Kick her tween the legs. My sister got hit there once, it hurts just as much for chicks as it dose for dudes.

>>25572593
Tell the squad to leave. We'll handle it. >>25572426

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>>25572593
Tell our squad to back off for the moment. Hopefully they'll be smart enough to keep their weapons trained on her. We have a sniper overlook, correct?

>>25572638
>>25572620
>>25572625
>>25572613
>>25572611
>>25572594

Jedi is faster than us and will kill us if we attack. There is no doubt about that.

>>25572613
seconding this

>>25572661
Switching to >>25572651

Rolled 16

>>25572651
This because bear.

WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR SNIPER RIGHT NOW

why can't we just yell "sniper, now" and watch her head explode?

>>25572651
This
If we've got a sniper then fucking this

>>25572651
Okay, IF we do that, what's our next move?

Personally, I want to roll away and let our boys just blast her.

>>25572613

I can see the PROMOTIONS now

>>25572687
Allow me to re-iterate:>>25572457

>>25572687
Let's focus on the now. Bitch can deflect lasers, has super sense, and a really nasty sword.

We can worry about it after we do not die.

"there's a sniper and three blasters pointed at your head. drop the lightsaber and you might survive this."

then she can be freely captured or executed

Fuck this, you still got a thermal right?

Give her a fucking bear hug with thermal grenade in your hand. Best case scenario is that she dies and we lose a goddamn hand, worse case scenario, she does a force push and a force flip and gets out of the way of the damn nade, and the resulting blast gives alpha squad some time to escape.

if 392 is going down, he's taking making sure his squad lives.

>>25572716
>>25572710
>>25572651
Just in case, I'm getting ready to put on "Ave Maria". If we die, we die with style.

>>25572716
Dude, if we pull the pin on a thermal detonator we'll be fucking dust

>>25572716
Seeing how we're dealing with a magic bitch,
this is our best chance

>>25572710
none but the most talented jedi could could come close to blocking three shots to the head at once, especially from a sniper rifle.

i think we could convince her. we've talked our way out of lots of shit already.

>>25572716
If losing our hand is the best case scenario with that plan, it's not a very good plan.

>>25572736

Hey, we'll have a jedi body in between us and hopefully our armor can take most of that damage.

We survived one explosion, let's go double or nothing.

>>25572736
We've already used the thermal when we pulled back into this room

>>25572755
>double or nothing
I always hated bets like that.

>>25572754

It's better than losing a life. Besides, you can get some really awesome hands that are life-like right now.

And I am pretty sure taking out a jedi would earn us something like that.

Besides, bitch is magic. You have to fight magic with crazy if you want to win.

>>25572761
wasn't that a rebel's thermal while protecting the medic?

>>25572780
No, when the rebels charged we threw one to take out the first wave

>>25572780
nope. We tossed it down the hall and then lot's of fire while the door was getting hacked open

>>25572773
Unfortunately we already used our only thermal in the corridor earlier I believe.

I'm for rolling away and letting our men do the work.

>>25572792

Don't we have more than one?

>>25572716
For some reason all I can see is us doing this and screaming "For the empire!"

PTSD has taken full control.

>>25572746
Seconding this. Thermal detonators are a fucking good bargaining chip. You should be able to slowly put your hands behind your back like you're a prisoner to get it

>>25572817
>>25572814
WE DON'T HAVE A FUCKING DETONATOR.

>>25572806
>>25572807
>>25572809
>Thinking fast, you take one of your own thermal detonators
>s

but he also said standard gear was one TD. maybe we got an extra when we joined alpha/upgraded our gun?

>>25572773

You can get an awesome hand if you're a fucking rebel hero guy with all the bitches, sure. We're an expendable stormie, remember?

>>25572809
I doubt it

>>25572593
"whisper to her run I can't keep them from shooting long"

>>25572833
Oh shit, maybe the TD plan is viable?
>*DM BA SIGNAL*
What's our status on thermal detonators?

>>25572682
>>25572683
Read the last thread

>>25572651
>>25572642
>>25572620
>>25572426
>>25572663
>>25572670

You give the Jedi a piercing, knowing stare; the kind of stare that took years of begging as a child to perfect. The kind of stare that penetrates through people's defenses and makes them feel sorry for you, the kind of stare that makes people trust you.

" Commander, back away now"

The other squad mates look at each other, then at Rus who still hasn't taken his gun off of the Jedi or you. After a brief pause he moves his hand in a backwards direction and your squad moves away from you and your "friend". You see the Jedi place her lightsaber back inside of her robe and both of you stand up and turn to face your squad

You look at the commander one more time and give him a hint of a nod that is barely noticeable. You know you can't keep this act on for much longer, you're going to have to act now. The Jedi looks at you and gives you a warm smile.

" Thank you" she says " I am grateful that we could end the bloodshed after so much life has been lost in this pointless war."

D20 for dexterity

>>25572840
We CAN'T. We're not in command. Tell her that we're just a grunt and we couldnt stop our team from firing if we wanted to. Surrendering is the only way to prevent this from getting ugly.

Rolled 14

>>25572864
TO THE NECK

Rolled 10

>>25572864
FOR THE EMPIRE!

Rolled 1

>>25572864

Rolled 10

>>25572864
and here we go

Rolled 17

>>25572864
I don't want to kill the Jedi because MUH FEELS.
Please tell me this roll is to dodge our squads fire or something

>>25572880
GOD
FUCKING
DAMN YOU

Rolled 1

>>25572864
Rollin

>>25572877
>>25572878
>>25572880
>>25572887

oh god.

Rolled 10

>>25572894
Figures my roll would come too late

Rolled 6

>>25572864
We got this.

>>25572880
Well....that's not good.

>>25572880

RIP in piece TK-392

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>>25572880
>>25572878
>>25572877
Aaavvvvveeee Maaaarrrriiiiiaaaaa!

> Successfully hispdf

>>25572880
Annnd we're dead.

>>25572912
Forgot to get rid of dice

"These are not the Rebels you are fighting for."

>>25572894
>implying we're not going to look her in the eyes while we plunge the knife into her throat, and watch her face as she realises she's been betrayed.

"w-why..."

14 is a pass I believe just not an epic pass.

>>25572880

Farewell TK-392

may you find peace in the afterlife

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>>25572946
GODDAMNIT MAN STOP THAT.

>>25572947
it might not be a success, though. it's a jedi we're talking about, a 20 would probably finish her without any injuries on our side. 14 means we'll probably stick her, then get our legs chopped off in her death throes.

>>25572947

>can't see the 1 in the first 3 rolls

>>25572946
"Your 'friends' killed my squad, schutta."

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>>25572918
>>25572918
>>25572918
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dok4wJ4pqo0

For anyone who needs music.

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>>25572880

>>25572976
Wait, do 1s override our other rolls?

>>25572976
He takes the highest of the first three.

>>25572996
Depends. Some quests default to 1. Not sure about OP.

>>25572973
she'll look up at you, choking on the blood now streaming from her mouth. tears start to form in her eyes, before they go blank and her body becomes limp.

>>25572983
>a single tear runs down our face
>your 'friends' killed my squad and CO
>goodbye

If we don't die to this I can see our whole squad being dead....again.

We become an eternal bad luck charm by getting any squad we are send to killed.

I told you, you need to go crazy if you wanted to win.

>>25573013
>>25573031
Sic semper proditores.

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>>25573013
LALALALALALA NOT LISTENING

>>25573031
a single tear?

fuck that, no remorse. maybe once we've turned away we can feel bad about our CO, but in the original post where she died it was made clear we weren't that attached to her, it was just survivors guilt after she saved our life.

Rolled 9

>>25572864
>overriding 20

>>25573070
We got drunk in a bar, killed a cadet, and bitch slapped a twe'lek because of our commander.

PTSD quest ftw.

>>25573052
then as she collapses, something rolls out of her robes. you pick it up and activate it.

it's a holograph of her parents and family, talking about how much they miss her back on [homeworld].

you take a note of the co-ordinates. rebel sympathizers can't be left alive.

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>>25573105

>>25573091
that isn't no pussy attachement to our soldiers. it's a MANLY MENTAL DISORDER and survivors guilt.

>>25572878
> Rolled 10, average fail

" Don't thank me yet."

You tuck and roll out of the way as your squad unleashes a barrage of blaster fire on the young Jedi. Her super-human reflexes prove to be no match for your ruse however and she jumps out of the line of fire and lands behind your squad. She activates her lightsaber as your squad fires on her again, she blocks every single hit with superhuman speed. Two bolts get deflected back and hit Rus in the leg, another hits Viss in the arm and he drops his gun. Looking around you still can't find your T-21 but you can see Viss's gun isn't far away from you. You remember that you have 2 more thermal detonators in your pack that you could use, but in such a confined space the explosion would definitely engulf your squad and yourself. You look at the knife in your hand; surely you wouldn't be stupid enough to try taking down a Jedi with nothing but a knife would you?

Tank is the only one still firing on the Jedi; blaster bolts being deflected all around him from her lightsaber. Suddenly she jumps forward and slices Tank's gun in half and force pushes him a fair distance back and into a computer terminal.

She fixes her gaze on you, her eyes are wide with anger at your deceit. There's no talking your way out of this now, you think to yourself.

What do you do?

>>25573105
Now that's what I call glorious service to the Empire. Good on you, lad.

>>25573143
>10

what

i thought you went for the highest of the first three rolls.

>>25573013

Man, fuck that, and fuck her. Until we dropped the helmet, she was dead-set on murdering our helpless asses. No 'this isn't the Jedi you're looking for', or disarming us with telekinesis. Just straight-up skewering us on her health sword.

PANIC

PANIC

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>>25573143
shank the bitch

>>25573143
There was a 14 you missed

>>25573154
Nat one neutralized the highest roll, methinks

>>25573143
aaaaaand that should be a 14, the wonders of alcohol never cease to amaze me.

It was still a minor success; you're not dead (yet) and you still have a chance to defeat your enemy.

>>25573143

Thermal dets in both hands, ready to blow if we release our grip on them.

That way she's screwed if she TRIES to do anything against us.

>>25573162
at least if we die, point this out.

point out that you were dragged into this, and everyone you knew killed in a rebel ambush. you're doing the job you were forced to do, and she was happy to cut you down without any qualms, despite you being completely helpless. at lest make her feel bad.

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>>25573105
>spoiler
Pic related
>>25573143
Make that bitch EAT THE KNIFE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXTCX8TZNQo

>>25573187
Having the other guys shoot has failed,
It's time to go full derka derka suicide bomba

>>25573187
oh

i thought we were rolling to stab her, not dodge

maybe make it a little more clear what's about to happen in the future. (or maybe i'm just an idiot who can't read)

>>25573187
WAIT, WAIT.

I'm so sorry guys, I'm not trying to confuse you.

Unfortunately >>25573184 is right; rolling a nat 1 forfeits the highest of the three rolls and I take the second highest.

I apologize for any confusion; this is the last time I DM while drunk.

>>25573143
PULL OUT THE THERMAL DETONATOR AND TELL HER TO PUT DOWN THE LIGHTSABER OR WE WILL KILL US ALL

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>>25573191
This! So much this. We live together or die together now bitch.

Pic related, it'll be us soon.

>>25573143
Grab the detonators and hold them, if we die so does she.

>>25573143
Whoa. Anybody else got Mood-Whiplash?

>>25573143
Okay, I guess discretion didn't work too well.

Time to go up close and personal. Thermal detonator would most likely kill our squad, but we might want to have on hand if we get mortally wounded.

The jedi's and our own body should reduce the range if we need to go explode.

We could try persuading her again.

This time by priming both of our thermal dets, and telling her that if she doesn't comply, we set both off. We also let her know that just about anything she can try on us will result in us setting off at least one detonator.

>>25573143

Listen, I am telling all of you, go suicidal.

Ask her if she needs a hug, really piss her off. Rage clouds judgement and all that. Thermal detonator bear hug, she'll probably stab you in the gut with the saber, and twist.

Tell her to stick this up her Jedi Beef-Curtains and detonate the goddamn thermal behind her back.

Try to get her into a corner of the room, and tell them all to take cover once you do it.

>>25573227
That's the one with zombies on an Imperial ship, right?
I've got it sitting on my backlog, is it worth bumping up?

>>25573209
YES!
we jihad in the name of the empire!

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>>25573143
Use the Thermals as means of stalling her

>>25573143
Why not go full crazy? Knife in one hand. Detonator in the other.

stop

collect our thoughts

we have a couple of thermal detonators. how far away is she? how fast can she move? how far is viss' gun?

>>25573269
Yeah, its pretty good.

>>25573285
This, this all the way!

>>25573269
Haven't read it to be honest, just loved the image.

>>25573285
Thought about it, but she could chop our detonator hand

no need to DETONATE the thermals yet anons, lets see if we can get her to surrender first THEN if she refuses we go full Allah akbar

>>25573285
this

but keep the thermal detonator arm close, we don't want her to chop it off.

>>25573322
If we give her a chance, she will either chop our arm off or force pull the detonator.

We gotta go full rhino.

whip out the thermal detonators, crack a witty one liner about a rook taking a knight in chess, and blow yourself the fuck up

>>25573366

That's why we hold one in each hand. She chops one hand, and hey, we set off the other one.

>>25573379
A jedi is going to be way faster than our thermals' fuse, nigga.

>>25573366

>force pull the detonator.

that's why we set it to go off if it leaves our hand, and if she trys to go for our arm we just let go and kill everyone in the room

>>25573396
>>25573373

>wanting to commit suicide

pls stop posting

>>25573396

Don't broadcast you have the thermals.

Just say, "aww baby jedi angry. Jedi needs a hug. Then rush her with the knife. Hopefully, she'll just stab us, and then we take the thermal detonator, hold her real close and tell her to go fuck herself.

Boom.

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>>25573285
I like what I'm reading
this

>>25573396
but not the trigger

set it, then unless she can escape the room completely by the time the fuse runs out we're golden

hell, either we kill her and it's a win, or we take ourself and our entire squad out and nobody has to know it's our fault.

>all these ideas involve us dying

no anons not today

>>25573477
Give us your master plan, anon.

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>>25573436
I agree with Patton. Better to try and fail, and blow ourselves up than to not try at all.

>>25573396

Yeah, but if we can stall her long enough for someone else to shoot her.

Or she isn't fast enough to deal with two thermal detonators.

Either we die and kill her, or we don't and she gets shot/surrenders.

>>25573477
can you think of one that doesnt involve us dying?

we're trapped in a room with an enraged jedi

the most we could possibly do is convince her that her rage is leading her to the dark side, but that would involve OOC knowledge

>>25573447

I hate to say this but that is out of character for TK-392, he does not want to see comrades die

>>25573513
They're dead if we let this jedi win.
It's do or die time

>>25573506

No, threatening her first is the best course of action, suicide to take out the enemy is a last resort.

>>25573543
>She fixes her gaze on you, her eyes are wide with anger at your deceit. There's no talking your way out of this now, you think to yourself.
>i'll talk my way out of this!

Lets just try and grab the blaster Viss had and blow her away with it.

>>25573568
Well, it DOSE sound pretty stupid when you phrase it like that...
My recommendation?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6npO-NoOPOg

>>25573543

This is a last resort anon. There ain't not miracle coming. Russ is out, other comrades are shot, room is dark, there is no-one else here. The only one who could probably help is the sniper, and I'm not gonna pray for that.

Best thing is we take her out, but we might end up dying. We got to take the risk, or we all are dead.

Stalling for time won't help. We are in a rebel base, if anything, stalling helps her.

>>25573143
>>25573541

She's not trying to kill them. She cut the gun, not Tank. We still have a chance.

>>25573568

>TK-392 pulls out both of his Thermal detonators and set them to go off after it leaves his hand
>hey Jedi Bitch if you don't want to die this day you better surrender
>see what happens

>>25573648
is that a setting we can have? are TDs like modern grenades?

With no other means of escape you think of one last desperate act. You reach into your utility belt and pull out a thermal detonator. The Jedi stops and the two of you are standing only a few footsteps from one another. You start circling her so you can get closer to Viss’s weapon. The two of you slowly walk around the room, never taking your eyes off one another. She sees what you’re trying to do and prepares to lunge at you.

“Attack me and we all die.” You say to her as your hand tightens on the thermal detonator.

She doesn’t seem fazed by your threat at all and her face becomes grimmer than before; her anger towards you blocking out any logic or reason. You quickly glance over at Rus; he’s still alive and is pushing buttons on his wrist com-link wildly. It looks like you’re going to have to stall her again. The Jedi screams and lunges towards you, her superhuman speed making it almost impossible to see her.

Do you:
A. Throw the grenade at her
B. Throw the knife at her
C. Try to dodge the attack
D. Lunge at her with the knife

>>25573591

what you are suggesting IS suicide

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Thermal_detonator

>Unlike other grenades, a thermal detonator's blast would only go as far as its blast radius. After that, the blast field would collapse, and anything even slightly beyond the blast radius would be left unharmed.

>>25573584
>Okay, so this chick can tear guns out of my hand using her mind and can deflect energy projectiles. What do I do?
>I know!
>I'll shoot at her with a blaster rifle!
>This is a good plan.

>>25573669
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

>>25573669
C. Let's try and move as far away from the rest of the team as possible.

>>25573669
B

>>25573669
if a grenade explodes when slashed, then A

b is useless
C is sensible
d is death

so A or C

>>25573669

Can we do a write in?

I say we try to do a rolling-lunge, so we go in low at her legs. From there we either initiate grapple, or slice the inside of her legs with our knife.

Or we cunt-punch her with the thermal detonator.

>>25573669

OH GOD DODGE

>>25573669

Lunge at her with the fucking knife.

She's expecting a dodge. We don't puss out.

>>25573669
C, while keeping a tight grip on that grenade.

Goad her on as well, say that we'll kill her family after this is done. Her anger will make her moves more easily predictable, and therefore more easy to dodge.

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>>25573668
TD's are highly explosive weapons used by the Empire and criminals alike. Most of them have a blast radius of about 5 meters.

Here's what the one you have in your hand looks like

>>25573669
C

>>25573722
she is literally moving so fast we can't see her properly, and dodged gunfire with 'superhuman speed'

there is no way that will work

>>25573669
B. maybe we get lucky.

>>25573718
Oh shit, I didn't even think of that.
GM! What would happen if the Jedi slashed the grenade?

We got two cant we say, throw one TD without activating it? Just to use it as distraction.

>>25573754

>inb4 "I can't tell you that Dave."

>>25573732
grenades have a pin which releases a lever

the lever going up is the actual fuse

essentially, you can hold the lever down, and when you let go the fuse starts. does a td work like that? otherwise she could cut our arm off before we can even set it off

>>25573769
Some do come with a dead-man's switch but not the one's the Empire uses. You're looking at a 6 second fuse.

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>>25573768
>MFW my middle name is David

>>25573749

Yeah, but will she see it coming?

And having a fully grown man roll into your ankles is not a pleasant experience.

We're screwed either way, so why not push it to see how long before the dice gods completely abandon us?

>>25573669
Dodge. A nat20 knife lunge would be hilarity, but otherwise she'll just dodge our knife attacks and then we will be dead. A dodge leaves more room for the dice gods' disfavor.

>>25573722
>cunt punch her with the thermal detonator
Let's do this shit

>>25573808
Let's not.

>>25573669
>A. Throw the grenade at her
That might get us the second we need to get Viss' blaster.

>>25573681
>hurr lets blow everything up that's certainly a better idea.

>>25573865
Can we combine options? If so, lob the grenade in her general direction while dodging like a motherfucker

So here we are my friends; one of the most important dice rolls in this game. 5 entire threads have been filled up for this one point in the quest and it's literally do or die.

Tallied up the scores and it looks like 392 is going to try and dodge the attack. Pray to the dice gods if you must.

D20 for dexterity check, no mods

Rolled 1

>>25573886

GOOOO

Rolled 3

>>25573886
Dice

Rolled 9

>>25573886
Time to die, 392.

>>25573893
fuck you

Rolled 17

>>25573886

Rolled 8

>>25573886
I got this.

Just stay still, close your eyes, take a last deep breath. She can read our mind so think about family how its important to you that the squad survives and whatever else you got.

Proceed to hope we role a 20.

Rolled 7

>>25573893
>>25573899

we lost

Rolled 15

>>25573886

Give it to me dice gods.

>>25573893
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>>25573893
>>25573899
>>25573900
WELP. Nice knowing you all.