>>25572733
I'm going with
>Other:Eagle

Or, a turkey.

>>25572750
Also, before I forget,

HAHAHA, TIME FOR TONKS

>>25572733
>"Looks like a dog... or a wolf maybe?"

>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"
MOTHERFUCKING GRIZZLY WHAT

>>25572750
seconding this. MURICA TIME

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>>25572733
>"A badger..."
Honey Badger time

>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"
YUS

>>25572733

"A grizzly bear?"

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EAGLE

WE ARE TEAM EEEEAAAAAAGGGGGLLLLLEEEEEE

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>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"

>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"

>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"

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>>25572733
>Other: Eagle

>>25572763
Forgot your gif related.

>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"

It's mauling time.

>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"

>>25572733
>> "A grizzly bear?"

AT LAST!

>>25572733
>> "A grizzly bear?"

A badger would work well, too, considering how much we've badgered everybody.

Or how we've hounded them into getting out paint back.

Ah well, it's what Anzu gets for poking the bear.

>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"

Sounds like us, big mean and easiest to take down with little dudes not mano a mano.

>>25572750
>other Eagle

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HONK HONK TIME FOR TONKS! Also Glorious Olive Drab #7.

>>25572733
>>"A grizzly bear?"

Team Eagle is by far the most appropriate name. Come on, our whole gimmick is AMERICA. What's more American than being Team Eagle?

>>25572733
>> "A grizzly bear?"

We Soviet now.

>>25572733
>"A badger..."

Have you guys heard of the Honey Badger? Cute name but very vicious animal.

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/honeybadger.html

>>25573068
Yeah. But there ain't nothing cute about us.

Well, maybe BlackJack.
I mean, he was kinda cute in blue...

>>25572752
thou furious
>>25572733
eagle!!

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>>25573066
I think you should leave.

>"A grizzly bear?"

I hope when Yukari comes by with our jacket everyone jumps to conclusions and starts trying to set us up. Even if it never actually happened it would still be funny.

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>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"

Aw yeah son

>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear..."
We're big, slow, and mean.
However, we should talk to Dorikin about tweaking the engine to boost performance.

No seriously, why are we even considering anything other than Eagle?

>>25573104
Ivan treads where he is pleasing, comrade.

>>25573113
>embarrassed Yukari
jeezis lord muh heart

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>>25573066
>>25573131

>>25573116
"Hey, got any spare helicopters lying around? That'd be great."

>>25573120
Because Bears are awesome, and also FUCK YOU.

>>25573120

Because an Eagle is as American as Apple Pie, Old Chap.

>>25573156
So's a Grizzly bear.

>"A badger..."

>>25573148
HA
He's gotten better. Somewhat.

>>25573161
Bears are the mascot of Russia. America's always been all about the bald eagle.

>>25573148
>dat filename

>>25573148
You do realize that if you don't like it, you can just fuck off, right?

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>>25573180
Can't wait till we battle PRAVDA

>>25573180
Yes. But I think a Bear fits our tank's image better than an Eagle.

>>25573180

Bears are also the mascot of the Polish 22nd Artillery Support Company.

ZE BEAR, HE IS WOJTEK, DEFENDER OF FREEDOM

>>25573180
>>25573212
>>25573213

What about a large snarling Warhound?

>>25573213
o kurwa

>>25573148

get fucked shitstain

>>25573228

THE HUNT!

>>25573228
Nah, we're mostly slow but we can take hits and dish them out. That's a bear. Warhounds are generally at least moderately speedy.

>>25573263
il rek u cunt

>>25573228
Warhound is cool, if a mite stereotypical

>>25572733
Other: Eagle please

>>25573278
>Bear
>Slow

Faster than a man!

>>25573228
Would fit better for one of the American turreted TDs, really. Hunting animal and all that.

>>25573228
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Td0gqwH2M

>>25573297
This. Everybody thinks bears are slow. They aren't. Jesus Christ they aren't. If we were going to name ourselves an animal that's thematic to our tank, it'd be like... the Snapping Turtle.

>>25573282

eat a dick nigger

>>25573297
True, sorry.

But I still think a bear fits better than anything else.

Besides it'd be fun for the bear team to knock out Pravda's IS.

>>25573148

IT'S CHOOCHOOING INTO YOUR ANUS

>>25573311
WEll we are in the middle in terms of speed for the Oorai tanks, at the very least the I-Go is slower than us by like 8-10 mph

>>25573148
At least he hasn't pulled any more of that "Practice Run Miho" bullshit. Give him a chance guy!

>>25572733
Team Eagle!!!!!

>>25572733
>"A grizzly bear?"

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>>25572733
>Other: Eagle
LET FREEDOM RIIIIIING!

>>25573406
>>25573434
Njet! Bear stronk!
Eagle is made of weak, birdbones not withstand glorious combat.

>>25573503
But dude, Warhounds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Td0gqwH2M

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>"A grizzly bear?"

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>>25572733

>An eaglebear? Okay, now that's just too silly.

>>25573537
Hahaha. Where were you? I would have voted that.

>>25573537
Put wings on that shit son, I want to use it in my next campaign.

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"A bear. She painted a bear on our tank." You say. It's really not that bad- properly snarling and vicious looking. Yuzu definately had a nack for this sort of thing.

"A Grizzly Bear, to be more precise." Anzu's voice corrects from a few tanks down. "You better be appreciative of the paint job- the student council and the automotive club have been here all night getting these tanks ready." She chides.

"So why is there a Grizzly Bear on my tank?" You ask, trying to be snide but not quite making it all the way- You're just happy that Black Jack isn't a pastel color anymore.

"My last formal action before you guys voted me out as Team Captain was to name the teams." She says, slipping down from newly repainted Pz.38(t) and walking around the still-pink Lee to approach your tank. "Anzu's got the record of it when she wakes up- before the meeting started I had the various crews named-" She points up at the bear picture. "You are tank crew 'Zero-Zero, Grizzly Team.'"

>"Well, it's not the worst decision you've made regarding Black Jack."
>"What are the other team names?"
>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

>>25573576

>>"What are the other team names?"
>>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

>>25573576
>>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

Anzu did something not completely shit. Lets be polite.

>>25573576
>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

>>25573576

>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."
>"What are the other team names?"

>>25573576
>>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

Let's try to bury the hatchet some.

>>25573576
>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."
Well... The majority choose the design anyway

>"What are the other team names?"

>>25573576
>>"What are the other team names?"
>>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

>>25573576
>"What are the other team names?"
>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

>>25573576
>>"What are the other team names?"
>>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

>>25573576

>How... grizzly. Well, thanks, it doesn't look too bad.

>>25573576
>"Well, it's not the worst decision you've made regarding Black Jack."
We still bottombothered.
Cool decal nonetheless.

>>25573576
>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

I'm pretty sure this is the first thing she's done that hasn't dicked us over in some way. Maybe if we are nice to her, the trend will continue. Positive reinforcement and all that.

>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."
>"What are the other team names?"

Honestly, if Anzu is going to stop being a bitch we can stop being angry at her all the time.

>>25573576

>"Yuzu's got the record of it when she wakes up- before the meeting started I had the various crews named-" She points up at the bear picture. "You are tank crew 'Zero-Zero, Grizzly Team.'"

>>25573576
>"What are the other team names?"
>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."
>compliment Yuzu for it

>>25573576
>"Well...it's no eagle, but not bad."
>"What are the other team names?"

>>25573576
>"Well, it ain't an eagle, but it'll do"
>"What are the other team names?"

>>25573576
>[x] Well... thanks, it doesn't look bad.

>>25573561
So, a hippogriff?

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>>25573576
>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."
>"What are the other team names?"


Genuine appreciation - She fixed her mistake, just took her a bit because of circumstances out of her control (Or so she says). And her minions clearly worked hard to fix it. We should thank Yuzu and Momo later, and give them $20 so they can get themselves some nice ice cream. Because everyone likes ice cream.

>>25573707
Eagle Bear, not Eagle Horse

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>>25573716 here
>>25573636

>"Honestly, if Anzu is going to stop being a bitch we can stop being angry at her all the time."

Pretty much this. We were dicks to her because she was being a cunt. If she has ceased cunting, we should cease dicking.

>>25573716

Agree with this completely we stand up against bitches, but we generally are a gentleman to those who deserve it.

>>25573750
>If she has ceased cunting, we should cease dicking.

But what if she wants the dick?

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That said, if Anzu keeps cunting, well...

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>>25573750

Hot American Dickings. Just giving them away.

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>>25573576
>"Well, it's not the worst decision you've made regarding Black Jack."

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>>25573773
Didn't we routelock Yukaribestgirl last time around?
>>25573798
Note how Canada is both larger and on top.

>>25573840

Doesn't surprise. With how dominant America presents itself to the world in public it would definitely be submissive in the bedroom.

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>>25573840
We haven't told her we love her. Harem route is still open.

>>25573889
But is Yukari the type to share?

>>25573576
>>"What are the other team names?"
>>"Well... Thanks, it doesn't look bad."

>>25573924
Thanks, I am now imagining a possessive, slightly yandere Yukari.

>>25573960
I see no problems with this

>>25573967
>"You promised me we would build that model kit together, didn't you?"
>"What do you mean you're not home right now? I can see you through the window right now."
>"No, the rain doesn't bother me at all. This too is Sensha-do."

ded thred ded gaem

>>25574104
/vg/ pls go

>>25574178
b-but I like it here, you guys are nicer than /wotg/ ;_;

>>25574196

Well, it can't be that hard to be nicer than /v/. I mean, even dead people are nicer than /v/.

>>25574217
Hey, my sister is dead you asshole!

>>25574196
Fine you can stay.
sasserfrassin'puppydogeyes...

>>25574217
You're an asshole, what do you have against dead people?

>>25574233
At least your sister is nicer than /v/, then.

I miss when these threads were a delightful mix of /a/, /k/, /tg/, and a little bit of /o/. Now it's just post-vote-deadperiod-response-repeat

>>25574376
As said before, ded thred ded gaem

>>25574376
Don't forget the WoTGen.

>>25574376
People don't want to auto-sage threads too soon and this is a rather quiet start.

>>25574376
I find this a lot better than having to wade through post after post of CIVIL WARS, LEL SOUTH SO BAD GET OUT XDDDD, where BlackJack inevitable gets drowned in bad discussions when he only managed to post four or five legit responses.

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>>25574405
Also there is nothing to RAEG about right now.

>>25574432
That too though ti doesn't explain the lack of WoT talk or such that used to occur, though I suspect all those RAEG fests took their toll. That and assholes who insist on shit posting.

It'll pick up once Miho or Yukari show up.

>>25574440

Ze choochoo is to make us cry tears of rage.

Blackjack feeds off our rage and tears.

>>25574440
Railroads. We get it. You can stop beating it over our heads now. You can always filter the damn thread and never come back, you know that right? It'll save you a couple of hours getting enraged over nothing.

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>>25574440

>>25574461
Fuck Miho, I hope she falls under a tank tread while the tank is accelerating.
Fuck her plot armor. Fuck that cunt. We'll put Yukari in command of the Panzer.

>>25574507
Oh, shut up.

>>25574507
Nah, Yukari wouldn't make a good commander I don't think.

>GuP Quest
>Everyone bitches about the rails
>~20 active players at a time
>BuI Quest
>No rails in sight
>~2 active players at a time

I like both quests but I'm just saying, maybe people like being on rails?

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>>25574507

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>>25573960
What's Bul quest?

>>25574538
People like acting like they're playing a game without having to do shit. It's the same reason that half the people on /tg/ have never played a tabletop game.

>>25574538
Whats a BuI quest?

>>25574584
Boy's und Infanterie.

It's GuP except with guys. And no tanks.

>>25574584
Boys Und Infantire. GuP spinoff.

>>25574600
>No tanks

I think I see the problem.

When was the last time we talked with anyone that wasn't the student council, history club, miho, yukari or a britaboo?

Not enough Mako. Or Hana.

>>25574600
Absolutely disgusting

>>25574538

that, and people like whining and moaning about things...

>>25574600
So its GuP, but with the two things that make GuP popular removed.

I... fail to see the appeal.

>>25574600
People play GuP quest because people like GuP

No one gives a shit about some made up franchise without a built in fanbase.

The only reason that this quest gets as much traffic as it does it because of the built in audience.

You study the snarling Grizzly for a moment longer. Really, it wasn't that far off- big, strong, and perfectly willing to rip anything in it's path apart. "Well, you didn't ask my permission for it..." You let the sentence hang and Anzu seems to dangle with it. "...But it looks pretty good, so I guess I'll let it slide." Anzu relaxes slightly. "I think we can get used to being Grizzly team... What are the other teams?"

She smiles at you, and it's actually coming off as friendly instead of... political. "Well, our 38(t) is Team Turtle, the M3 Lee is Team Rabbit, the I-Go is Duck, and the StuG is Hippo team..." She counts off on her fingers.

"What about the Panzer IV."

She smiles. "Anglerfish Team."

You roll your eyes. "Came up with that before that got done away with, eh?"

She shrugs. "Still a decent name."

>"So what's happening with that Squid dance anyway?"
>"We gotta talk about things..." (Specify)
>"Where's Momo?"

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>>25574563

I quite resent that. I've played and ran tabletops... on the Internet.

>>25574507

I hope you step on a Lego.

>>25574503

Actually I'm here for the rails and the butthurt that comes after the train is done violating their asses.

>>25574628

>"So what's happening with that Squid dance anyway?"

>>25574628
>>"Where's Momo?"

I think not asking about the dance is a good idea lest someone gets sucked into it. We should be content in the fact we saved them from doing it.

>>25574628
>"So what's happening with that Squid dance anyway?"
>"Where's Momo?"

>>25574660

Watching them do it will be amazing

>>25574628
>"So what's happening with that Squid dance anyway?"
Disregard Momo, acquire useless info

>>25574681
even though it might traumatize them? Please try to think with your brain, not your dick.

>>25574628
>"So what's happening with that Squid dance anyway?"

>>25574628

>"We gotta talk things... actually, why were we shipped here in the first place. And why the interest in Sensha-do? Why the need to win so badly? And if we're gonna do this crazy, maiden-despoiling dance, leave Rose out of it. Me and the guys are more than enough to do this... dance."

>>25574628
>>"Where's Momo?"

>>25574693

They seemed fine after the dance in the show

seeing as we are now grizzly team why do i have a feeling some one is going to call us papa bear over the radio....

>>25574711
Momo is with Aang, dumbass. Where else would he be?

>>25574715
That was after they were forced to do it, forcing them to do it after going through the trouble of saving them from it would make it worse.

>>25574612
Not enough Akebi either.

>>25574628
>"So what's happening with that Squid dance anyway?"

>>25574628
>"Where's Momo?"
No matter what, she needs to get training on actually hitting targets.

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>>25574628
>"Where's Momo?"
We must teach her proper ways to aim. And to make sure they stop being a bunch of chucklefucks.

>>25574732

So there's only one route leFH.

It is time. For. Beefcake. Anglerfish. Dance.

>>25574747
Not enough Erwin, Not enough Mako, not enough lesbo-crazed rapemachine Hana, not enough traumatized Saori, not enough JIN-ROH Miho, not enough Crazy almost-yandere Yuzu, not enough crazed stalker Nonna, not enough everyone's favorite teatime friend, etc...

Deal widdit.

>>25574780
leichte feldhaubitze?

>>25574628
>"Where's Momo?"
Probably trying to make more bad strategies, to which she scraps and throws into a trashcan.

They all missed however

>>25574780
At least we have one thing in great abundance: FREEDOM

>>25574819
[Hue hue hue intensifies]

>>25574819
Momo's accuracy is like Black Mage's (from 8bit theater) as he once somehow missed a Volcano.

>>25574825
Don't you mean __penis?

>>25574780
>Everyone's favorite teatime friend

So....Orange Pekoe?

>>25574868
No, he means Mint

>>25574868
no, I'm pretty sure he meant Assam.

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>>25574868
Surely you jest, chap.

>>25574886
ARR ES FRARU EN ROVE UN RWAR

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>>25574886
Yeah, these are bestest tea-time friends.

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>>25574894

>>25574628
>[x] So where's Momo?

>>25574731
Ahahahahaha no

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>>25574628

>"So what's happening with that Squid dance anyway?"

>"How do the steps go?"

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>>25574780
I think I'd enjoy sharing some iced tea with Kay.

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>>25574885

>>25574628
>>"Where's Momo?"

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>>25574780
>It is time. For. Beefcake. Anglerfish. Dance.

>>25574780

>It is time. For. Beefcake. Anglerfish. Dance.

I am ok with this

>>25574780
>>25575120
>>25575175
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqtb3jmAzi4

"So, where's Momo at anyway?" You ask, quietly climbing up on Black Jack to begin the morning's maintainance- Yuzu worked hard and she deserved a little bit of rest. Stepping over the sleeping schoolgirl you lift the engine cover. "Richard, wanna check the rollers?"

"She's greasing the rollers on the 38(t)." She says nonchalantly, "I'd usually have the Auto-Club girls do it, but she needed discipline for nearly shooting the Panzer IV yesterday." From a few tanks over Momo pops up with a groan, covered in grease up to her elbows, weeping. "Back to work, Momo!" Anzu yells without even having to look over her shoulder.

"BUt whyyyy?" Momo moans. "Can't I at least have gloves?"

"Actually," You say as you test the engine's oil. "That reminds me- this team needs work. In almost every area."

Anzu looks at you expectantly.

>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."
>"Wait... Where's the Panzer IV?"

>>25575343
>>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."

>>25575343
>>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."

>>25575343
>"Wait... Where's the Panzer IV?"
Important things are important

>>25575343

>other

>"Team spirit, Anzu. We may have won our first victory, but I wonder if we even feel like a team."

Meta-note: without the Anglerfish dance, I'm worried about the Pravda match. How will we be able to motivate our team to not quit?

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>>25575381

Yes.

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>>25575343
>>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."
>>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."

Arranged in order of importance.

>>25575343
>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."

>>25575381
by going MURICA on the commies?
Inspiration beefcake?
The only limits are your imagination!

>>25575343
>>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."
>>"Wait... Where's the Panzer IV?"

Wall me

>>25575381
Leading by example and being awesome obviously.

>>25575343
>>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."

>>25575343
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."

All it takes is one stray shell and we've got a national tragedy on our hands.

We may have had our disagreements in the past, but I'd rather you didn't get blown to bits in a freak accident because you didn't follow safety procedures. Tanks can withstand bullets and explosions, your puny human body cannot.

>>25575343
>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."
Both, really.

>>25575381

Best choice.

Lets do it.

>>25575343
>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqgSO8_cRio&t=00m06s

>>25575381
Threats of grievous bodily harm

>>25575343

>>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that... And you most certainly don't fire BEFORE the order is given to."

>>25575381

We have the Patton Speech. We will fucking modify it for the Pravada pickle.

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>>25575381

[x] Yes

>>25574600
>No tanks
What.

>>25575343
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."

Can't really shoot when you're not in the tank. Shooting accuracy will follow.

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>>25575343
>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."
FIX EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM

>>25575343
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."
Number one. Safety.

>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
Number two. Killing.

>>25575343
>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."
>"Wait... Where's the Panzer IV?"
All of these are problems which will cost us victory.

>>25575343
>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."

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>>25575481

>Now we actually have a good reason to go harem route.

>For team spirit

>>25575343
>Tank discipline

>>25575203

No, comrade. We must go...full beefcake.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lgtk4ziCA8

>>25575381

We do a jaunty musical number to get everyone's hopes up. Otherwise, we try our damned hardest to give an inspirational speech.

>>25575343
>"Momo's aim- actually the entire team's aim really..."
>"Tank discipline- You cannot leave the tank during a match like that..."
>"Wait... Where's the Panzer IV?"

ALL the options!

>>25575629
Our social stat is about as high as Mako's blood pressure. If we can pressure Anzu into telling the team what's so important about Senshado for Oorai, then they'll be a lot more motivated.

>>25575381

We pull out our sidearm and execute the first one to suggest quitting for cowardice.

We tell them that they are to die gloriously in the name of the God-Emperor.

We leap aboard our battle tank and have our driver drive us closer, so we may hit the enemy with our sword!

GLORY TO THE FIRST MAN TO DIE! CHARGE!

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>>25575684
Yeah, you do that. And when you suffer an unfortunate accident involving improperly secured fragmentation grenades, you can't say I didn't warn you.
Polite sage because this is a stupid tangent.

>>25575684
Hello /vg/, how are you?

>>25575719

This ain't no Catachan regiment!.....is it?

Oh frag, we ain't gonna survive our first battle before we're fragged.

>>25575721
uhh... wut?

>>25575735
The joke is that Cain was well aware of what tended to happen to more "traditional" Commissars, which is why he taught his Cadets that radical newfangled thing called "leadership".

>>25575799

I'm well aware of Cain and his teachings to new Schola cadets.

But Catachans are infamous for fragging their commissars, and were infamous for it before Cain was created.

"Alright... So first, both you and the Rabbit teams left your tanks during the match." You say, looking down at her. "Huge no. Those rounds might not penetrate the cabin, but they'll still turn an unprotected crewman into a fine pink mist..." You have an idea. "Actually... Can you get some watermelons? Like... A lot of them?" You ask Anzu.

"Why?" She pauses. "I can do that, but still... Why?"

You nods sagely to yourself. "They will not listen, so they will see..." Straightening back up, you finish your work on the engine and close the cover. "Also, Momo needs to learn how to shoot. Rose?"

"Yeah?" She says, her head coming up out of the gunner's hatch.

"Today, you're drilling Momo until she is at the very least capable of hitting a stationary target at a hundred yards." You order. "Do whatever you have to do."

Rose shrugs. "Fine, but I'm a gunner, not a miracle worker." She retorts. "Well, unless you consider hitting a moving target at fifteen-hundred yards a miracle..."

>"So wait, where's the Panzer IV?"
>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"
>"We need to talk about the I-Go..."

>>25576050
>"So wait, where's the Panzer IV?"
>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"
>"We need to talk about the I-Go..."


WALL O TEXT

>>25576050
>>"We need to talk about the I-Go..."
Need something better than this...

>>25576050
>"We need to talk about the I-Go..."
>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"
>"So wait, where's the Panzer IV?"

In that order of what needs to be done and talked about. I'll wait.

>>25576050
>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"
Seriously fuck the I-Go team hardass needs new gear.

>>25576096
I want an M5 Stuart.

>>25576050

The I-Go is a nice little tank, but is is an Anti-infantry tank, not really meant for dealing with Armour... Any more information on the schools Old tanks?

>>25576050
>"We need to talk about the I-Go..."
"They really need a new tank...you, I, and everyone else pretty much knows this. I mean..."
>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"
"I really want to help them out."

>>25576050
>"So wait, where's the Panzer IV?"
>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"
Really, getting some of the other tanks, if only to sell for spare parts, would be nice.

>>25576050
>>"So wait, where's the Panzer IV?"
>>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"
>>"We need to talk about the I-Go..."
WALL ME, BITCH

>>25576050
>hitting a moving target at fifteen-hundred yards in a WW2 tank

Rose confirmed for aimbot sweet tapdancing CHRIST

>>25576050
>"Rose, take the other gunners, everyone needs work."
>"Anzu, we need to talk about the I-Go, have you found anymore of Oorai's old tanks?"
>"And where on earth is our illustrious commander?"

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>>25576050
>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"
>"We need to talk about the I-Go..."

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>>25576050

>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"

Seriously, A FUCKING LEE? We've got enough crew for 2 tanks.

Also, did the Japanese have the equivalent of HVAP for the I-go?

>>25576050
>Rose shrugs. "Fine, but I'm a gunner, not a miracle worker." She retorts. "Well, unless you consider hitting a moving target at fifteen-hundred yards a miracle..."
Dear god.

>>25576050
>Watermelons
Beach episode? Beach episode.

>>25576255
>Also, did the Japanese have the equivalent of HVAP for the I-go?

You know what Japanese anti-tank weaponry was like in late war?

Get a guy with a hammer, strap the biggest artillery shell you can find to him, and push him into a hole in the road and wait for a tank to drive over him.

>>25576126
>>25576050

I'd settle for a Stuart....


BUT WHERE'S MY CHAFFEE DAMNIT!

>>25576070
>>"So wait, where's the Panzer IV?"

>>25576050
>"We need to talk about the I-Go..."
We made a promise.

>>25576050
>[x] "We need to talk about the I-Go..."
>[x] "So wait, where's the Panzer IV?"

>>25576050
>I'll settle for stationary at under a hundred. For now.
>"So wait, where's the Panzer IV?"
>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"

>>25576255
>HVAP
>Imperial Japanese tanks
Hilarious. The best you can hope for with the IJ tanks is the Type 1 47mm. And that had 42mm penetration at 1500 yards (for reference the 75mm L/40 mounted by the M4 Sherman, an infantry tank, has 53mm penetration at 1500 yards)

>>25576050
>"Have you found any more of Oorai's old tanks?"
>"We need to talk about the I-Go..."

need...moar...tonks....

>>25576427

It's not that we need more tanks, we just need better tanks. We're effectively outgunned and outpaced by most all of the other teams right now, and it might be awhile before we get any upgrades.

Though Lord above, what a day it will be to be rolling down the street alongside a Porsche Tiger and a Char B1.

"So, in the meantime, have you had any luck locating more tanks?" You say, sitting on Black Jack's front glacis. "You said you think there's still more..."

Anzu grimaces. "Well, we know there's more left and Yuzu's been looking through all the old records, but so far..." She shrugs. "We'll find them eventually. There's only so many places you can hide something that big..." She looks across the assembled tanks. "We're gonna need a lot more than this to win the tournement."

You nod and sigh inwardly. "Especially that I-Go. I honestly just feel bad for the Volleyball team to have to drive that piece of junk." You look down at Anzu. "You're the class president, right? Can't you get some money to get them something? Anything?"

Anzu shakes her head. "I barely get enough to fuel and arm the tanks we have- the Ministry of Education isn't exactly thrilled about having to spend more money on our school for Senshado..."

>"Why can't we raise money ourselves? Like a bakesale or something?"
>"Any rich alumni we could ask?"
>"What about buying something second-hand from another school?"

>>25576654
>"Why can't we raise money ourselves? Like a bakesale or something?"
>"Any rich alumni we could ask?"

>>25576654
>"Why can't we raise money ourselves? Swimsuit calendars or something?

Rolled 20, 11, 20 = 51

>>25576654
>Other
"Thinking about it...I wonder if Grandpa knows any one who might part with a tank..."

>>25576654
>"Any rich alumni we could ask?"
>>"What about buying something second-hand from another school?"

>>25576672
just sell that to the grandad for all his money

>>25576654
>Do a Bakesale, sell BeefCake

>>25576677
good idea, then we can use the monies made though various means to buy them...

>>25576677

>other

>ask Grandpa

Yes.

Networking 101: People make the difference.

>>25576654
>"Any rich alumni we could ask?"

And can they sponsor us?

Won't hurt to ask for this >>25576677 as well.

>>25576654
>>25576677
This, mixed with some of
>"Why can't we raise money ourselves? Like a bakesale or something?"
&
>"What about buying something second-hand from another school?"

>>25576654

>"Why can't we raise money ourselves? Like a bakesale or something?"
>"What about buying something second-hand from another school?"

>>25576654
>"Why can't we raise money ourselves? Like a bakesale or something?"
>"Any rich alumni we could ask?"
Time to double down.

>>25576654

>"Why can't we raise money ourselves? Like a bakesale or something?"
>"Any rich alumni we could ask?"
>"In fact, why is the Ministry of Education up in your Grille over you spending money on Senshado, anyway? What's the deal?"

ANON PLEASE. WE NEED TO DERAIL THE CHOOCHOO. FOR THE LOVE OF TG DICE.

>>25576654
>[x] "Why can't we raise money ourselves? Like a bakesale or something?"
>[x] "What about buying something second-hand from another school?"

omyouts Tem

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>>25576747
>up in your Grille

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>>25576654
>"Why can't we raise money ourselves? Like a bakesale or something?"
>"What about buying something second-hand from another school?"

>>25576710

>Beefcake sale

Oh lawd. Beefcake. Anglerfish. Dance.

We need to do this. But this might be too much for the kiddies!

DON'T CARE. WE BEEFCAKE ANGLERFISH DANCE NOW.

>>25576654
>>25576747
>"I thought you said that the Ministry was trying to get all schools' Senshado teams improved for the World Cup? How come they're being stingy with the dough?"

>>25576711
First step: Figure out how much we need, how much we can get for reselling the I-Go. Perhaps we can get close enough for scrounging.

>>25576775
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSUW-Z_Cnc0

>Bakesale
>Tank
Girl scouts confirmed for mercenary armies waiting to happen

>>25576778
Answer: think they'd waste money on a non-elite team?

>>25576781
No one will probably buy it, and I rather keep it as a training tank if possible

>>25576711
Seconding

>>25576654
Ooh god the "bake sale". I feel sorry for you if you didn't expect the beefcake route. Yeah imma go with this.

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>>25576654

>What about buying something second-hand from another school?

Who's to say we can't find an old beater or three we can bring back to fighting condition with a montage?

>>25576654
How do we feel about being a corporate whore?

I hope it's something fast, though I'm not sure if anyone else is thinking speed compared to armor thickness/gun power.

>>25576654
>"Why can't we raise money ourselves? Like a bakesale or something?"

>>25576677
>"Thinking about it...I wonder if Grandpa knows any one who might part with a tank..."

Both of these. If he needs it, we can use the money we raise to help grandpa get a tank.
If he doesn't, then hey, money for more tanks.

>>25576833
THAT'S IT!
We Starship Operators this bitch.
Contact a cable network and offer them EXCLUSIVE interviews, footage from inside the tanks during matches, that kinda thing, in exchange for a sponsorship. Also they get to design the team's new uniforms. Sorry girls.

>>25576833
...I kinda like this.

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>>25576846

>>25576851
So what, we just call up ESPN8 (The Ocho) and make the offer?

>>25576833

The question here should be asking which companies would be delighted to sponsor our team. Of course, this makes me think that eventually our Senshado team would look like NASCAR racecars.

>>25576928
That's why I suggested >>25576851
It's less obtrusive (seriously, they can fit some tiny-ass cameras in out-of the way spots just fine) and also makes us famous.
>>25576916
If it's almost a sport, you'll find it there!

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>>25576916

I don't think high school sports, Senshado or otherwise, get a lot of airplay on major sports networks. It might be better to start with local businesses and work our way up. Still, worth a try going for the big networks with our first shot.

>>25576916
Keep in mind we already have an easy premise for any sponsorship merely by virtue of being male tankers in a nation where only women normally take senshado.

>>25576964
Especially since Pro seems to use modern MBTs.

>>25576964
But we have a double gimmick.
One: Male American tankers in a Japanese girls' league.
Two: It's an underdog story, and the public gobble that shit up.
It practically sells itself. Especially once the obligatory romance starts. Yukari's fluffy hair will be the new fashion among high school girls.

>>25576965

>Other
>look for corporate sponsors.

Just in case Blackjack is skipping reading blacktext for votes again

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>>25576965

There is only one thing that will make or break the deal for me: Will our official match commentator be a Senshado-centered John Madden figure?

>>25576843
Stop projecting. Any upgrade would be great; gun only comes up most often because the I-Go doesn't have one for all practical purposes. Imagine if the tank couldn't move because it's engine was three sizes too small; of course you're going to want to upgrade that as soon as humanly possible. Gun needs to be replaced, or special ammo procurred.

>>25576964
America has the little league thing going on, not sure if Japan would have something for tanks. And besides, they're tanks, there's an inherent cool factor in those, ww2 or no.

>>25577000
Grandpa

>>25576996
>Tankery was reserved for womyn because men would get too violent in 30-ton deathmachines.
>Males all over japan start picking up tankery.
>All that steel, gasoline and testosterone.
>WW3 was our fault.
WE JUST WANTED TO WIN

>>25577081
>Modern Japanese men
>Manliness

Pick one

>>25577005
Comparing the I-Go to, say, an M2 Medium it was really ahead of its time by 11 years.

The problems that the vast majority of tanks in the game were mid to late WWII designs.

>>25577102
Well, to them it is a female sport.