>>25667025
See if we can trace either the woman or the archer.

I forget, do we know that quincy typically use bows? I mean we just punched shit.

>>25667025
TAKE THE MOD SOUL PILL!!

>>25667075
If we can't get a bead on either one, just head back.

Consider talking to our dad?

Rolled 19

>>25667206
>>25667164
>>25667075
Do all three? Roll for detect, then follow the closest one. Then if we detect something we take the pill, if we don't, we go home.

Rolled 7

>>25667025

CONSUME


Then Detect the fuck out of this area. NOW.

Rolled 21

>>25667025
Lets see how that sixth sense is working.

>>25667025
shit you run this alot. Good show Cosgrove

The lure is still at the water's edge, right? Let's confront. It's IC

>>25667025
OH BOY, BLEACH QUEST
Time to roll some 1's!

I suggest retreating back home- Isshin oughta know a thing or two about Quincies, and we can grill him further in the safety of our own ho- wait our house isn't safe.

FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: EVERYTHING-PROOF OUR HOUSE.
We also need to see if we can't learn some Kido from either Urahara, Tessai (preferred method of learning, he's fucking awesome) or Isshin.

>>25667278
every day until Kubo learns to plot correctly.

>>25667278
The lure vanished.

Rolled 2

>>25667256
>>25667234
>>25667227
Working shitty eh?

Alright.

Rolled 98

>>25667301
I don't think we know that that archer was a quincy.

Like looking back, neither Rukia nor Isshin nor Urahara really got into the specifics of what quincy do, just that they obliterate hollows from existence, and they're all dead.

>>25667331
...Well.

>>25667234
>>25667307
>>25667331

Don't we generally roll d20 around here?

>>25667369
unless asekd for otherwise? Yes. Detect is a 1d20roll

>>25667307
My 19 was from a 1d20. I assumed detect would be a d20.

>>25667025
Seconding the use of >"Sixth Sense" . Then track whatever is closet, although Ichigo will probably favor following what appeared in the riverside first, IC.

Rolled 8

>>25667385
>>25667386
>>25667369
Ah whoops, forgot to switch dice from Totemist Quest.

Discount >>25667256
>>25667307
>>25667331
then.

Rolled 15

>>25667369
Hey, I rolled a d20.

>>25667331
Regardless, Isshin's been a pretty good source of info,even if he's been vague- however, with an unknown person now threatning us, I think we have adequate leverage to pry that information out of it.

We have no reason NOT to ask if he's noticed weird shit in all his years of being a badass, and what kind of person uses a bright fucking blue bow and arrow, in character.

Think of it that way.

>>25667402
Yeah, Ichigo would go after Grand Fisher first.

>>25667436
Hush. We still don't know (in-game) the identity of whatever that thing is. We'll probably nickname it as "Spooky River Ghost", since Ichigo will at least have high suspicions about what it could be.

Spiritual bloodhound mode ENGAGE

Also, we need to speak with Urahara about training not-Kon. What Godzilla is complete without DOOMBREATH?

>>25667509
Yeah but he recognized it as something from the day his mommy died. He's gonna wanna check that thing out.

>sense
>19

The girl at the waterfront is gone, along with your chances at answers about that day.

Gritting your teeth, you feel around for the Riatsu from the energy arrows and, after a few moments of searching, faintly find it fleeing at a very fast pace.

>[ ] Pursue
>[ ] Go home
>[ ] Write in

Rolled 11

>>25667517
Gah, forgot to roll the damn die.

>>25667517
>spiritual bloodhound
That's Shirou's thing, though

>>25667517
>doombreath stuffed animal
I like this.

Rolled 10

>>25667526
Pursue. KUBO train has no brakes.

>>25667517
oh man, could we get him hollow powers so he can Cero?

>>25667526
...Eh, not sure.

I mean he didn't seem to want to kill us, just send a message of some kind.

Rolled 13

>>25667526
Pursue

>>25667526
>[ ] Pursue

We want answers, damnit! No vigilante is ever gonna muscle in our territory!

Rolled 12

>>25667526
>[X] Pursue
Lets go meet the magical girl

Rolled 1

>>25667526
I guess trying to chase him is fine.

We probably won't be able to catch him.

Rolled 16

>>25667526
PURSUE!!

Rolled 5

>>25667603
I was wondering what was up with all the average dice

>>25667603
oh dear

Rolled 4

>>25667603
KUUBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Rolled 13

>>25667603
...Especially not like that.

>>25667603
Uh oh.

Rolled 20

>>25667603
God dammit.

Rolled 4

>>25667635
YES!

Rolled 5

>>25667635
THE KUBO NEVER ENDS!

>>25667635
Whew. It's within the first ten. Safe~

>>25667549
All Cero is is your malevolence and spiritual powers compressed into a ball and then shot at something, right?
He should be able to do something similar with enough power.

Rolled 19

>>25667671
Only arrancars can use cero. Kon has magical kick and jump and run abilities. That's it.

Rolled 9

>>25667694
So obviously we should double team pursue in Shinigami Mode & in Underpod Mod Soul Mode!

Give Chase, and prep for using defensive Blut.

>>25667671
Alternate idea is to have him use Kido, instead of us learning it. We can allot more time for Zangetsu and combat related stuff.

Hado Breath attack anyone?

>>25667726
What, no.

He's going home in our body, for a very awkward explanation.

...Hope he knows where we live.

Rolled 9

>>25667754
Kon really got sidelined in the original continuity, lets give him a shot at running as one of our wingmen, so he can get some action, be the center of attraction.

Besides, he isn't the target of our assailant's ire. We've got the red spirit ribbon.

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>[X] Pursue
>13

Quickly you gesture to the stuffed Gozilla, hand held out.

“I need to chase that person, you need to take over my body for now.” With a nod from the mod soul, you soon find yourself in Shinigami form, giving chase with your body heading home.

Following as best as you can the path of the cloaked figure, you find yourself looking over a residential district. However, there seems to be no sign of the cloaked person.

>actions?

Rolled 3

>>25667806
Kon got some decent screentime in the filler arcs. That reminds me, Cos, are we going to do filler arcs? Like Bounts?

Rolled 2

>>25667850
Detect and pursue.

Rolled 3

>>25667850
DETECT!!!

Rolled 15

>>25667850
>Actions?

Sense. Sense. Sense.

With how much we're using this skill, it should be "leveling up" at some point.

Rolled 7

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rolled 9

>>25667858
>>25667879
>>25667892
FUCK!

>>25667894
That is should.


Soon, we'll get the good from the first 15~!

Rolled 10

>>25667025
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rolled 19

HNNNNNNNNNG

Rolled 1

>>25667850
Sense deeply

Rolled 13

>>25668001
KUBO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 19

>>25668001

YOU FOOL YOU SENSED TOO DEEPLY!! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL.

Rolled 3

>>25667850
One ping only, please

>>25668001
Oh god... Sensory overload...

KUBOOO~O!

>>25668001
Take your bets
1: We completely lost him
2: We sensed something really really bad... and it sensed us.

>>25667422
[Belated] Yeah, sorry about that. Ment to link the post below you...

Rolled 20

>>25668052
I'm betting for 2.

Rolled 4

>>25668001
Chill my nigga I got this

Rolled 10

>>25668069
you aint got shit. This is how you do it

>>25668052
>2: We sensed something really really bad... and it sensed us.

I like this option better. Early Gillian fight?

>>25668066
Too bad this isn't in the 1st ten...

>>25668066
That wasn't in the first ten, was it?

>>25668090
No it wasn't.

>Sixth Sense
>1

You decide to flare out your energy in hopes to find your mystery assailant, and you did. The assailant shoots out of an alley in a panic, moving towards a more populated area. You can tell the cloaked figure seems panicked and is holding something in its hand.

>[ ] Actions?

Rolled 8

>>25668134
Follow him

Rolled 5

>>25668134
Bum rush the fucker and tackle him.

Rolled 1

>>25668134
II channel the Anti-Kubo Force

>>25668134
...He's in a populated area, and he pulled out some kind of device?

Back the fuck off, before we force his hand.

Dude's probably got a bomb or something.

Rolled 13

>>25668090
Don't think so.

Hey, maybe we should walk around the residential district shouting about how only cowards do the enigmatic surprise attack and ditch thing. Yell about how you should approach openly if you've gotten a legit grievance.

Also note aloud that we're technically not a real shinigami since we're still alive.

The only people who could hear us are the dead and the dick who shot at us. We wouldn't be disturbing anyone's peace.

>>25668134
>[ ] Actions?

Well, follow 'em then!

I'm still waiting for the consequences of the nat1.

Rolled 11

>>25668191
Why.

Why would you do this thing you have done.

Rolled 15

>>25668191
FUCK YOU KUBO!!!!

Rolled 1

>>25668191
Anti? That's pure Kubo right there

>>25668214
He pulled out the hollow bait and is preparing to use it. That is very very very bad

Rolled 14

>>25668191
KUBO!

Rolled 4

>>25668134
This: >>25668182

Rolled 2

>>25668224
So this is the thread we die huh?

Hoped we would have made it to vs Grand Fisher.

Rolled 11

>>25668233
Shit
>>25668224
WEAPON'S GRADE KUBO IN THIS BITCH!!

Rolled 4

>>25668134
Shit never mind.

Chase (without getting into his grill directly) while shouting about "Hey, If you've got beef at least have the balls to tell me like a man! The mysterious disappearing assailant bit is just bull shit!"

"I've had a pretty ridiculous week. The last thing I need on my plate is some whack job assassin who has beef with Shinigami. Yeah I have the super hero outfit and magic sword, but I STILL ALSO HAVE A FLESH AND BLOOD BODY WITH A HEARTBEAT!"

Rolled 4

>>25668176
>>25668182
>>25668191
>>25668210
>>25668215
>>25668224
>>25668234
>>25668249
>>25668250
>10 rolls
>2 1s

I'd like to take this opportunity and say I hate you all.

You don't charge a nervous guy in a crowded area with an unknown device in his hand.

The fuck is wrong with y'all.

Rolled 13

>>25668250
There's still hope. WE NEED TO TAKE COSGROVE'S DEAL NOW!!!

Rolled 6

>>25668233
you misspelled fun
http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Fun

>>25668288
What's wrong with you?

>>25668305
You really want us to score nat 1 when fighting Byakuya or some overpowered fucker like that, don't you?

Rolled 20

were fucked

Rolled 1

>>25668288
We're hot headed, we just lost a lead on the death of our mother, we've had a pretty full and bad couple of days, aaaaaaaaaaaand we're in no mood for antagonistic melodramatic bullshit.

Also, we don't know that hollow bait is a thing.

Rolled 10

were fucked

>>25668349
I know we don't, but we know that bombs exist.

>>25668288
>>25668305

By the Soul King, he's right...

We...we need to make the deal...and only hope that the karmic backlash down the line is one we can live with on our fictitious conscience.

Rolled 2

>>25668334
We could survive it if he spreads the nat1s out. If we take them both now we trip in a flaming bag of shit and die.

Rolled 2

Looks like Kubo is about to end this shit hard. Better activate Hollow modo

Dear god. Double 1.
>Hollow bait
>Menos shows up
Welp, either we die here, or we kill it and somebody takes notice. We might be going to Namek a lot sooner this time around.

>>25668342
>>25668366
we were fucked and still are

Rolled 14

>>25668400
you're overreacting. worst case scenario, the hollow takes over

>>25668423
There is a lesson here, one that can be learned from the great game, Dworf Fortress.

Losing is fun.

Or we can take a lesson from the Venture Bros. about sublime Failure.

Or we can look at 40K and...CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

>>25668001
>>25668191
>>25668224
>>25668349

KUUUUUUUUBOOOOOOOO

Rolled 8

This Thread needs Jesus

>>25668461
I'd say the worst case of scenario is a bunch of innocent people are going to get their shit wrecked by hollows.

Rolled 11

>>25668493
Worst case scenario is Aizen randomly pops up and drops Rukias dead body on the ground.

>>25668461
Worst case scenario is the populated area getting devoured by the horde of Hollows.

Ichigo is fine with personal consequences. Consequences to other people because of his screw-up is another matter.

>>25668478
I was actually just trying to subtly mock his grammar, I'm all for failures, they amuse me

Rolled 18

>>25668516
Oh god, this is totally gonna fuck up our character development. We're gonna have to go all insane ragemonster, and no more waifu harems for us. FUCKING DAMMIT!!! WE NEED TO TAKE THE DEAL!!

Rolled 3

>>25668511
>inb4 ulquorria

>>25668516
Technically Uryu's the one who panicked and decided to fuck over everyone around him.

But seriously again, what is wrong with everyone.

I mean did you not notice that, since we rolled a 1, that meant something really really bad happened?

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>[X] Chase
>1x2

You move out in fast pursuit, but when you move to tackle the figure, you find yourself hit face first with a cloak. Pulling it away, you see a black-haired teenager with glasses in a odd white outfit with crosses on it. He seems familiar but you can’t quite place from where. He seems to be taking a deep breath.

“It seems like that giving you a warning was not my best idea, Kurosaki. However…”

He holds up his hand, revealing a strange coin-like object. “I suppose that I’ll confront you here and now. Are you shinigami capable of protecting this city from Hollows?”

He gives you a hateful sneer as he snaps the disc. “I guess we’ll find out.”

>Roll me a Sixth Sense Test, please.

Rolled 6

>>25668592
"I'm not a real Shinigami though."

Rolled 15

>>25668592
"What the fuck did you just do?"

Rolled 2

>>25668592
Heh.

Rolled 8

>>25668592
Why didn't you offer the deal? Why?

>>25668527
Fair enough then, good sir.

>>25668516
Theoretically while we would feel partially responsible, if this is the little sparrow, then we are probably going to pound his face repeatedly into pavement if he unleashes hollow bait in the middle of a crowded space. He has no idea how unleashing it close to us is going to amp the hell out of it.

Rolled 19

DICE FOR THE DICE GOD!

Rolled 1

>>25668592
"What the hell did you just do?"

Rolled 4

>>25668592
sense

Rolled 16

>>25668592
"Not just a shinigami you piss-womble

Rolled 17

>>25668633
What the hell did I just do.

Rolled 15

>>25668633
FUCK

Rolled 10

>>25668605
This!!! EXPLAIN YOU'RE A QUINCY!!!

Rolled 4

>>25668633
YOU FIEND!

>>25668661
But we don't know that he's a quincy.

All we know is he's some jackass with a bow.

>>25668592


Stare blankly.

"...Who are you? What did you just do? I've only been a Shinigami for like, a week tops, and I'm still trying to figure out how I'm also 2 other things...on top of still being a living human."

Serious face

"Now what did you just do?"

Rolled 17

>>25668605
save us based dice

>>25668661

Yeah. The idea was to get within negotiation range with our mystery guy.

Then double nat1 happened.

Rolled 13

>>25668592
"I'm not a Shinigami you dipshit. In fact I think I'm technically on their kill-list."

Rolled 1

>>25668592

Rolled 7

>>25668684
All of my this

Rolled 16

>>25668684
shoot, forgot my sixth sense roll on this post

Rolled 18

>>25668592
>What did you just do?

Rolled 10, 2 = 12

>>25668592
first roll is sensing, second is for a blut-powered fist to the face for putting innocents in danger

Rolled 3

>>25668698
...just why.

Rolled 19

>>25668698
>>25668633
FUCK YOU KUBO!!!!!!

You people are going to get us killed. Again.

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DAMN YOU KUBO

Rolled 10

>>25668592
I can picture the future conversation now.

"Ishida, stop planning things. You make bad plans. Name one of your plans that hasn't ended in a BS cluster****. You do great in the heat of combat, but you apply one ounce of your forethought in something, every pound of your diva drama queen bullshit seeps into it."

>>25668698
Good thing it's too late to matter.

Rolled 2

Kubo your tearing me apart!

>>25668747
Everything still turned out pretty good last time

Know what?


Fuck it.

Let's just blow this taco cart and go home.

Rolled 9

We're going to get an arrow to the face. Then the hollow is gonna take over. Then we wake up covered in dead hollows and Udyou most likely dead too.

ALL ABOARD THE KUBO TRAIN IT HAS NO BRAKES AND IT'S GOING IN DRY

>>25668818
Nah, we have a duty.

...Plus Karakura Town still has a shinigami assigned to it.

>>25668783
is ok, the 1's for sensing. It just means the Boss showed early

Rolled 4

>>25668861
You mean afro samurai?

>>25668875
So it's tag team time?

>1

You can’t sense anything because that that moment you feel an unending agony in your head, like there’s something thrashing around.

Dropping to your knees, you barely manage to glace at the fucker.

“What the hell did you just do?!”

He smirks at you. “That was hollow bait. When its used, Hollows appear in great quantities. So let’s see what’s better at killing hollows? Shinigami or Quincy?”

Before you can retort, you feel the agony once more and by the time you resemble coherency, he’s gone.

>[ ] Roll me 1d20

>>25668889
Rukia

So, does Isshin have his powers back so he can protect our sisters?

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>>25668901
>forgot image

Rolled 8

>>25668901
Let's do this.

Rolled 11

>>25668901
Fucker.

Rolled 17

>>25668901
We're gonna unleash the beast aren't we?

Rolled 14

>>25668901
Chase his ass.

Rolled 7

>>25668901
oh shit son. He just baited us.

Rolled 1

>>25668901
>Hollow Bait

>Our inner hollow is semi-conscious

Damn you Ishida.

Rolled 12

>>25668901

Dice pls

Rolled 14

STOP ROLLING BEFORE WE GET A 1

Rolled 8

>>25668901
if this is for combat, target the ones headed for home

Rolled 19

>>25668925
We're going to die.

Rolled 4

>>25668925
FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD!!!

>>25668925

KUUUUUUBOOOOOOO

>>25668925
...Impossible.

No one can roll that many 1s in one night.

Rolled 19

>>25668901
hail the king baby

Also fuck you twitter for not updating me that Bleach Quest 12 was up. And Fuck you work for meaning I have to go to bed in an hour to catch the bus in the morning.

Rolled 15

>>25668939
>>25668925
HAHA DICKS.

It has occurred to me, within the next five to ten minutes in game time would be the perfect opportunity for Rukia to come back with an investigatory/apprehension team for me, hat & clogs, & dad.

Lets look on the bright side.

1. Shinji and the other Vizard are probably in the vicinity, and will get caught up in things.
2. Hat and Clogs is here with Yoruichi.
3. Maybe Chad and Inoue have been training early and be able to contribute to more than their one off fights from before.

Rolled 11

>>25668925
KUBO!!

Rolled 8

FOR KUBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

Rolled 4

>>25668925
that is not okay

>>25668956
Clearly you missed us rolling 4 1's in 10 posts a few nights ago, or the first thread.
We are Ichigo Kurosaki. God-king of 1's.

Rolled 17

COSGROVE!? WE NEED THAT DEAL NOW!!!!

...Well, 12 quests is a good number.

>>25669003
shhh, its only one 1. plus, I think the time for deals has passed. Kubo has the wheel

>>25668901
>as you seizure on the ground the quency feels pity for you and leaves, but not before adjusting his glasses and sighing.
>You lie on the ground in pain trying not to cry
>You cry a lot

>>25669003
No, no we don't.

Bringing Hichigo out seems like a fine way to get Shinji involved.

Course, it also alienate Uryuu.

>>25669001
I meant me specifically, I rolled
>>25667603
>>25668633
and >>25668925

Can we punch Ishida in the jaw after this? Regardless of whatever grudge he might harbor against Shinigami, he just endangered the ENTIRE FUCKING TOWN just to compare dick-sizes. That shit does not fly.

Rolled 12

>>25669067
I think a 1 means the hollow told us to fuck off.

>>25669072
I am somewhat skeptical of that and stop rolling goddamnyou.

Rolled 11

One for the bank.

>>25669096
Well definitely.

I mean that's a dick fucking move right there.

>>25669109
Or even worse... brought it out.

Rolled 6

>>25668901

GOTTA GO FAST! Gotta get up high. Let our spirit pressure bleed out, spread our spirit ribbons as far across town as we can, and attract all these fuckers too us. All of them straight to us. We were at ground zero of the hollow bait, so it's probably clinging to us.

We have to save the town. Its not about winning, its about making sure no one, NO ONE, dies because of this bullshit.

>>25669116
Oh believe me, I've learned my lesson.

>>25669141
I like this plan

>>25669096
He's a king now and he does what he pleases.

Rolled 20

>>25669135
No, I think we wanted to bring it out. I mean that a 1 says that hollow is letting us get fucked high and dry.

>>25669170
really hope this rolls over

>>25669170
Being a hollow right now also makes you a prime target for Quency murder.

>>25669141
This guy knows how to HERO it up. Seconding.
It'll probably draw the attention of Aizen and maybe Hueco Mundo, but we got our priorities straight here.

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>1

As the agony increases, everything fades to black. You find yourself in your inner world.

Across from you is the Monochrome you, who is giving you a bloodthirsty grin.

“I don’t know what’s happening, but I’m damn well going to take advantage of it. Tell me, Ichigo. What’s the difference between a King and his Horse?”

He pauses, looking thoughtful. “And I don’t mean some shit about how on has two legs and another has four.”

He stares at you, waiting for you to reply.

>[ ] Response?

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Rolled 8

>>25669141
>Gotta get up high.
...right.
I think flying was actually only seen in the human world after SS.
Noice. Time for flying.

>>25669170
HA!!

>>25669201
Also since it's right out in the open, any shinigami in the area.

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Waifufag here again. It arrived. I continue my spiral. Help.

>>25669204
thirding, if we can move

>>25669213
>One rides the oth... oh god you're going to rape me aren't you?"

>>25669213
"well I guess you could say that the king is dominant/the leader, and the horse is submissive and is pretty much a tool?"

Rolled 7

>>25669213
I don't care. Just fucking help.

Rolled 5

>>25669213
One rules, the other serves.

Wait.

You don't mean...

Rolled 19

>>25669213
Boot to the head

Rolled 16

>>25669213
one knows right from wrong, the other relies only on instinct

Rolled 14

>>25669213

"The king has a fucking sword."


Shank him.

>>25669269
>>25669280
dat metagaming

Rolled 7

>>25669319
Second.

>>25669213
The king becomes a good King through protecting those in his care.
The horse becomes a King's horse by carrying its ruler.
They both need each other for one without the other would be pitiful.

Ham up the DEEP.

Rolled 13

>>25669231
>>25669279
>>25669280
Highest is... 8, not >>25669285


Thanks.

Rolled 10

One Rules, the other is ruled, bitch. Punch him through his fucking head

>>25669303
>one knows right from wrong, the other relies only on instinct

Use this.

>>25669213
>"Wait, what?"
And then we are trapped in out own head with an extremely disappointed Zangetsu downing a bottle of wild turkey.

Rolled 19

>>25669243
as the originator of operation HERO, I say we hold onto that after we resolve things in the inner world.

"One provides the other power and mobility on the field, one has to have a stern hand on the reigns or he slips off and gets trampled"

...dramatic pause, meet eyes...

"I'm the king here. Giddy up, or are we doing this the hard way?"

Rolled 19

>>25669347
>Alpha roar

>>25669213
>[ ] Response?

"It's the burden of the King to keep the Horse reigned. Otherwise it'll just do whatever it wants and trample whoever is in the way, including the King himself."

"The power of the King is but an illusion to the Horse that gallops to his own whims."

Either
>>25669340
or
>>25669355
>>25669303

Rolled 8

>>25669369
this

>>25669213
Unlike a Man and a car, a man and his trusty steed is a partnership.
A dynamic duo. The king trusts his steed to find the way through.
The king feeds and houses the trusty steed nurturing it.

Its a bond of trust that lets the king stay on the horse.

Are you saying that its time for one of us to buck the other off? Because you know what happens to untrainable horses don't you?
They are gelded.

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Rolled 10

>>25669303
This; we need to turn this shit on it's head and OGIHCI isn't exactly the fucking Riddler. If he's going to steal our body and go full on berserker and murder the entire town before Magic Boy-Girl and Helmet Hair Girl and Hat and Clogs team up to murder us, we might as well piss on his lawn.

Rolled 2

kinda surprised no 1's yet. Well here ya go.

Rolled 8

Hey guys, this melodrama is not in fucking character? You really think Ichigo would say this shit? Tell him to help or fuck off.

>>25669241
there is no help, but the pool is much much deeper you'll find

>>25669425
Nice

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Rolled 13

>>25669213
>What’s the difference between a King and his Horse?”
MY SWORD IN YOUR UGLY FACE!

>>25669425
He never asked for rolls.

>>25669213
"Well the king is going to tell you to get the fuck out of my way, and the horse is going to listen if he doesn't want his handsome face punched in."

>>25669269
This.

>So... general response is what exactly?

THREADLY REMINDER TO:
Stay in character!
Not metagame!
Roll better!
Romance Rukia!
Improve our relationship with our sword!
Make the supporting human cast members less shit!

G'night folks. East Coast signing off. Hopefully I won't wake up dead.

>>25669520
>"One rides the oth... oh god you're going to rape me aren't you?"
Put him off guard.

>>25669520
>One has a fucking sword

Rolled 13

>>25669520
"I'm not your horse."

>>25669532
Remember, he is us, kinda. He'd probably just bat that right back in our face.

>>25669532
This
>"Wait, what? Seriously? Dude..."
And then we sucker punch his ass.

Rolled 7

>>25669520
Something to the effect ot "Tell him to get out of the way or consequences will never be the same", I think.

>>25669520
"One rules, the other serves.

Giddy up."

I mean last time we just snatched his sword out of his hands.

>>25669557
I'm not your horse, king!

>>25669520
see
>>25669285

>>25669520
"The King has a sword."
>Shank him

I think.

>>25669574
>>25669552
>>25669557
Pretty much these. The other philosophical stuff is nice, but way out of character.

>>25669588
>I'm not your king, knight!

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>>25669241
>help
No.

but wait...if we go hollow, could we go to Hueco Mundo and score with hollow women? Because that'd be fucking awesome.
Especially if we make nice with pic related early.
I just really like her, okay? Even if my dreams are crushed, I'll continue wishing.

>>25669626
>I'm not your knight, horse!
and then we do this for like two more hours

>>25669657
Mmm...Sharktits...

>>25669671
>"I'm not your horse, dog!"
And then we go all the way down to
>"I'm not your atom, electron!"

>>25669657
I still wouldn't be surprised if she somehow turns out to be Masaki so...

>>25669657
And if we get her, then we also get her 3 friends.

>>25669703
She's fucking black.

>>25669269
Support

>>25669657
>lifts and separates

But no Hollows don't have sex drives except for maybe Grim who was all up in Big Tit's business.


ANYWAY it looks like it's a good night to get fucked. We are just about full circle with day 1 here for critically catastrophic failures.

>>25669702
You missed the fucking joke

>>25669303
I like this one

>>25669702
>dog
well, now I'm imagining Greyscale as Cu Chulain. And it's fucking beautiful.

>>25669704
>>25669682
yes, YES, we must find a way!

>>25669703
...why would you say that? Why?

>>25669657
The road will be long and perilous, but you have my support.

>>25669751
>hollows don't have sex drives
Just because Aizen said that doesn't make it fact.

>>25669751
I know I did.

Thats what makes it funny.

The king says Yes, the horse says Neigh.

>>25669517
>>25669729
>>25669565
>>25669532
You guys DO know Cosgrove is ignoring all sexually based responses unless it's situationally appropriate right?

>>25669657
>>25669704
Sounds like a plan

>>25669808
No, he's ignoring all "I roll seduce" responses.

>>25669808
They're just joking around. Let them have their fun.

>>25669751
>make nice with
>not make love with
We become friends first, then if she becomes arrancar, we show her the light.
Hollows don't have a sex drive, but I'm pretty sure Arrancar do.
they gain a NEW kind of hunger upon changing, you could say.

>>25669756
>>25669823
mah brethren.

>>25669850
>>25669841
yeah, it's Ichigo. Snark is an integral part of his character at this point, and I'd say that most definitely counts as wit and humor.

>>25669751
Hollows are creatures that run solely on instinct and in attempt to fill the holes in their heart. Therefore all hollows are disqualified from waifuing on the "do not stick it on crazy" principle.

Rolled 17

>One has a sword
>“I’m not your horse.”
>Get out of the way


You glare at him, getting the implications. “I’m not your horse.”

His grin widens. “Really? What makes you say that?”

You pull out Zangetsu and point it at him. “One of us has a sword. Get out of the way, or you won’t like the consequences.”

He shakes his head, his look turning from one of amusement to disgust as he reaches behind his back and pulls out another Zangetsu, this one mirroring yours in color. “Because I’ve got a sword, too.

“Which ones of these could be called Zangetsu, then? Mine or yours? Either way, I’m throwing you off my back and trampling your skull, ‘King.’”

He’s mirroring your form exactly, ready to fight.

>Any last replies?
>roll me 1d20-for your sakes, I'm only accepting the ten rolls after this one

>>25669880
Nel's friend had a sex drive. He was hitting on that one arrancar.

>>25669753
Well you know, associated with motherhood and sacrifice, was unusually compassionate and independent as a hollow, adopted three lesser hollow, as an arrancar, her hollow hole relocated to her uterus, and characters in the story as well as readers are supposed to care about Yhwach having her in captivity, even though she's a bit player in the grand scheme of things.

Rolled 12

>>25669914

Rolled 12

>>25669914
Blut Arterie blitz.

Rolled 5

>>25669914
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!

Rolled 17

>>25669914
Nope.

Rolled 13

>>25669914

Rolled 4

>>25669914
"Good point. The King also has armor."

BLUT TIME.

>>25669914
[generic fighting words/taunt here]

Rolled 20

>>25669914

>>25669914
"We go Hollow here, we die. I hope you understand that."

Rolled 9

>>25669914
>Which ones of these could be called Zangetsu, then? Mine or yours?
Why not both?

Rolled 18

>>25669914
I'm almost hoping for a 1 at this point.

>Start spinning our blade
"STOP SCREWING AROUND!

Rolled 10

>>25669914
"So you acknowledge I'm king then?"

Rolled 18

>>25669966
wrong fucking word

Rolled 18

>>25669970
YES!!!!!