woo

You just escaped from the gun shop, after eating numerous delicious things. In one case you didn't even eat it, just sucked the deliciousness right out of it's carapaced shell and left the undelicious beast behind. You wonder how you did that. You want to do it again.

You were going to find more delicious things to try again, but there's a problem. Several problems. Problems with flashing blue and red lights on them. In front of the sushi shop you ate at earlier there are several fleshbags, talking. You recognise one as the four handed scraggler that worked deliveries and two others stand out: An eight limbed squishy fleshbag, similar to the one who threw you off the ship you woked up on, holding several large knives and wearing a white hat, and a massive muscled creature that looks almost like a human, but much hairier. The not quite human has a metalic arm and leg and half of its face has been replaced by a steel mask, complete with glowing eye that cycles between blue and red. Curiously, it's all still delicious. This is the first time you have seen delicious metal.

The creature, who you can't really call a meatstick, is surrounded by many undelicious humanoid things of metal and wires. They stand slightly shorter then a human, with a single glowing eye in place of a head. Disgusting. More of those things stand equally spaced across the entrance to the cavern, every few metres. Beyond them you can see the

The scraggler is handing the metaloid a bag of yellow feathers. Your feathers.

You are currently hiding beneath an old and rusted vehicle at the end of the cavern. The lights in the ceiling are emminate red light, illuminating patches of the road and the sidewalks. Throughout the cavern groups of two or three creatures bang loudly on warehouse doors.

What do you do?

>List of current abilities:
Mouth:
- Teeth
- Mandibles
- Lower jaw
- Tongue
Body:
- Spine
- Snakelike form
- Feathers (green) (manipulable)
Limbs:
- Muscular fore legs (Thin carapace shell)
- Second pair of Muscular fore legs (Thin carapace shell)
- Bird/crustacean hybrid rear legs (good jumping)
- Digits (Front and middle)
- Claws
Sensory:
- Colour vision
- Hearing
Reproduction:
- Stinger (Own species compatible)
Social:
- Ability to resist beast urges
- Can understand language
- Can speak (Single voice: male human blue collar worker)
Knowledge:
- Unique: When you eat a new creature, you gain knowledge of its strengths and weaknesses.
- Common: Names of common objects, Pirates in the sector, Current Asteroid Base layout and structure
- Specialised: Refuelling business, Paperwork, College life
Bioweapons:
- Photosynthesis (Heal or recharge weapons after sunbathing in bright light for a time)
- Poison (Major irritant) [1/2 uses remain]
- Fangs (Inject poison)
???:

>When you devour a delicious creature you can gain some of it's strength!
>You can also heal, or recharge bioweapons!

>>25688765
lets find the sewers.

Aw yiss.

I've been keeping an eye out for this thread all week.
>>25688782
>Be stealthy. Take advantage of cover to sneak closer and try to hear what they're saying. Are they talking about your feathers?

>>25688847
Agree with this idea.

>>25688782
Make a note of the large, hairy creature in your mind. It looks delicious. Very nourishing.

Let's make our way away from this place keeping to the shadows, of course. Perhaps we'll find some lone wanderers.

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>>25688847
I vote for this
Also, good to see you OP! It's been too long. I needs my fix man.

>>25688847
Sounds like a good idea.

>>25688765
Congraz on part 10 Torque
Let's be sneaky and get closer

>>25688861
and it has DELICIOUS METAL! you know what that means? I predict evolving metallic limbs.

>>25688883
They're probably augmentations. Becoming a machine-beast would be quite interesting, though.

>>25688913
still. delicious metal... I have the sudden feeling that we'll become a Rust Monster.

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>>25688913
You saying we can get augs?
Hell yes.

>>25689002
Oh god, that is more horrifying then anything we've planned yet.

>>25689010
>My claws are augmented.

>>25689043
what's cooler than augmented claws? Retractable elbow blades.

>>25689002
>>25689021
>Suddenly, everything is delicious
>Return to sushi shop and show that vent fan who's boss

>>25688782
Move closer stealthily to one of the un-meatstick creatures and see if we can devour it.

>>25688868
>It has been too long.

You creep forward through the shadows, darting from ancient vehicle to rusting trash bins to dying bushes. You notice that all the ones who knock on doors seem to be in pairs, not splitting up. Soon enough you are curled up underneath a rotten wooden bench, within hearing of the trio.

"We found these in the ventilation, where the thing got caught on the fan blades. We've checked the building, and it's not inside anymore."
The bulky metal creature speaks in a hollow metalic voice, without moving its mouth: "We cannot take that risk, your premises must be searched."
"I can't allow your troops to stamp filth from the base throughout my restaurant! It's unhygeni-" The eight limbed creature goes still, it's writhing tentacles falling as the steadily blinking eye of the bulky cyborg stares it down.

"Three dead, many missing. The risk cannot be taken."
"I will slice him into fillets! How dare he eat a customer before they've paid! That was Prime Salmon! From Quellion!"

A voice shouts from across the cavern. "Kewem! We've found another blood pool."

The metallic thing's eye blinks off momentaily, and for that moment, each of the nearby metal humanoids becomes delicious, before it fades again. Then they begin marching towards the refueling company, footsteps in perfect unison.

"Come on," The robotic gorilla says to the octopode, "You'll get your fillets."

They begin following the metalings. The Scraggler climbs up to the rooftop.

>>25689206
Oho. Stealth it up to the straggler Scraggler and give him a ventral lobotomy.

>>25689206
Ohdayum. (Not like its surprising) We have been found, and these guys seem pro at hunting things. Time to go!

>>25689206
So it IS sentience that we hunger for. Inculding AI. Neat.

>>25689206
Damn, it looks like we have been found out...
These guys are gonna lock down the whole peasant district it looks like, we might have to go up a level earlier then planned. Especially since they know our tactic is ambush and stealth kills now...crap.

On a side note, I think those robot things might be guys in suits...not sure though.

Anyway, decision time...erm...I say we head up a district, away from the search parties. I don't think we'll get a ton of hunting done with police crawling over the whole place.

>>25689285
agreed

>>25689256
>We hunger for sentience
FUCK of course! It makes sense now.
Good catch, Redaeth

>>25689206
This is my first time with this, but it doesn't seem like we're in any state to kill more than one of these things. Not without eating some more delicious things. I say we try to cover some ground in the opposite direction, away from these metalings.

>>25689285
we are moving out, boys.

You look out towards the city at large, through the only exit you know of. The cavern is wide, the whole street leads out, with a few metres of distance on either side, the roof is vaguely triangular, a natural fissure in the rock. The lights are connected to a set of thick cables that nest up in the roof of the cave, and lead out across the walls of the asteroid base at large. You don't know where they go, except out and up. You can make out higher tiers of the base, in the distance, but you've never left the ground floor.

It would be difficult to simply walk out, as the picket line of undelicious robots stands unblinking, lighting up the path in red and blue. If there was a way to kill them all, it would be easy. Maybe you could eat whatever made them delicious?

You resolve to do what you know best. Eating lone fleshbags. You dart from your hiding place to beside the sushi shop. There is a pallet lying against the wall, and from there's it's a simple leap up to the rooftop, where the scraggler sits.

>Roll 1d100 for silent approach!
>Bonuses for using biomorphs you have, within reason.

Rolled 81

>>25689462

Rolled 65

>>25689462
Sneaky sneaky.

Rolled 36

>>25689462
Retract our legs, and shuffle up behind it on our quieter feathers. Then, pounce and inject poison into the neck. Try for a silent kill, it's what we do best.

Rolled 26

>>25689462
>Bonus for using biomorphs
Oh, really? Hmm...

I say we use our rear legs to help us get distance on our jumps, and catch ourself as well as we can with our digits and other limbs.
Once we get closer, we'll bite into his neck vampire style, hoping stunning him long enough to tear our his throat with our mandibles.

Rolled 2

>>25689462

Seconding this guy >>25689562

>>25689594
please stop rolling.

>>25689562
We should not waste the poison. It is limited.

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>>25689562
>>25689572
>>25689594
>These rolls
>>25689635
Point... But if we kill him, we can regenerate it.
>And my suggestion rolled poorly, so we probably won't use poison.

>>25689462
Whelp, I'm not sleeping tonight, love this quest

You climb up on the pallet, then spring onto the roof. You pull your limbs inside your feathers, to soften the landing. You notice that six limbs makes this rather difficult. If your limbs were to bulk up much more without your body getting bigger, it will be impossible to hide everything. As it stands, though, you manage to hide all your sharp bits away from the hard rooftop, and you land silently.

The scraggler sits on top of an air conditioning unit, humming away quietly, as it watches the flashing creatures knock on, or occasionally down, the other doors in the cavern. You see the roller door of the refuling company's garage be thrown up by a robot covered in spilt fuel, slamming open with a clang. The air seems to shimmer all around it.

The scraggler hasn't noticed you as you approach right behind it, but it seems alert.

>How do you try to kill it?
>Do you use your poison?
>Roll 1d100 for whatever you do!

Rolled 35

>>25689719
Jump up onto it's neck and strangle it like a boa constrictor.

Rolled 41

>>25689719
Heh, I think that means for more limbs, we need a bigger body, otherwise stealth isn't really an option anymore.

Let's use our poison. Why not? Can't take it to our grave anyway.

Rolled 27

>>25689719
Sink our fangs into that fat juicy neck.

Rolled 36

>>25689764
However, its an irritabt so wouldnt he start screaming from how much pain? Unless we manage to sneak up to him, future stuff considered, like detectors or something...

>>25689801
OP described it as intense pain which, in this case, would be shocking, and hoping be too sudden for him to react to.

Rolled 100

>>25689719
Continue sneaking up to the scraggler while being our fluffy self, then pounce on its back! Sink our claws into its neck and try to cut the windpipe so it can't scream.
>No poison.

>>25689719
these rolls. ouch.

>>25689825
.... I spoke to soon.

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>>25689761
>>25689764
>>25689774
>>25689801

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>>25689825
>>25689836
Glorious!

>>25689825
>I was trying to speed up my posts, but now I have to rewrite everything. Thanks guys...

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>>25689863
>Sorry...

>>25689904
this is all your fault. how dare you roll so well

good job

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>>25689825
WHOA HOLY CRAP
I'd say that's worthy of something magical happening

>>25689904
Pretty sure it just means we love you, Mandible

You pounce onto the scraggler's back, and before you can even begin to sink your claws into the taut muscles the thing begins to react, twisting to face you. But it's too late. You wrap your body around its neck, grabbing tightly. It claws at you with its four hands, trying to get a grip, but you've six limbs and a powerful bite, so it doesn't matter how much it pulls free, you've always more to grab it.

It opens its mouth to scream for help, and you shove a leg down its throat, slicing open flesh and silencing the noise in a wave of the creatures own green blood.

It looks at you with fear as your maw closes on its forhead, and again you find yourself pulling the very essence of its deliciousness out from inside it.

>Pick TWO of:
>Excellent reflexes - Near fastest reaction times of the known universe! It doesn't mean that you always have the time to do what you need to, however.
>Projectile motion - Throw yourself and others!
>Knowledge - How do you drive those hoverbikes anyway?
>Hands - Excellent grip! Knock people out with punches! Much more useful then fingers with no palms.
>Split arms - Arms that split at the elbow, for more digits and claws!

Your poison sacks feel full again [2/2 uses]

The creature, no longer delicious, struggles weakly within your grasp, but it is dying and won't last long.

>>25690070
Reflexes and projectile motion!

>Excellent reflexes - Near fastest reaction times of the known universe! It doesn't mean that you always have the time to do what you need to, however.

>Split arms - Arms that split at the elbow, for more digits and claws!

Lets have more limbs then anything!

Rolled 83

>>25690070
>Excellent reflexes - Near fastest reaction times of the known universe! It doesn't mean that you always have the time to do what you need to, however.
>Projectile motion - Throw yourself and others!

We're a bullet now.

>>25690070
Reflexes obviously

Ummmm split arms or projectile motion?

>>25690070
Fuck yeah, this is a great selection!

Um...let's see...

>Excellent Reflexes
>Projectile Motion
I assume the projectile motion one implies we'll be throwing ourselves with better muscles in our legs?

Man, first kill of the night is a nat 100. Love it

>>25690070
Reflexes
Knowledge
I like knowing more and faster dodge is always nice as well

>>25690070
Excellent Reflexes
Knowledge

We Kamen Rider Bioweapon nowz.

Also we should dispose of our kills more completely. Our blood spots are getting us caught.

>>25690070
Excellent reflexes
Split arms

>>25690070
I vote Reflexes + Knowledge. Knowledge is power, after all.
>our Laudin

>>25690124
Split at the elbow? I don't think that's very good.

I'll have to go with Project Motion

>>25690181
Seconding

>>25690070
Totally going for Reflexes and Knowledge. Especially now, with the police on our tail. Maybe this guy knows some key details or something?

>>25690070
reflexes
limbs

>>25690070
Reflexes + motion

>Arms
3
>Motion
4
>Knowledge
4

seems a tie between motion and knowledge atm.

>Calling votes here. Writing next post
>Looks like Reflexes, and a tie between Knowledge and Projectile motions.
>Any last arguments either way?
>Projectile motion will let you throw things accurately, catch things, pounce onto moving targets and other similar things.
>Knowledge will give you the ability to drive vehicles of all sorts, and also other hidden things that this creature might also have known, like delivery routes around the base, how to make a really good sushi roll, and how to look cool in front of the boyscragglers.

>>25690333
Shall we roll for it, or wait for more anons?

>>25690349
This is a tough one... going for motion for the long run, we can for an escape from the asteroid anyways.

>>25690349
... alright since it seems limbs aren't going to get anymore votes I'm going to switch to knowledge... since we do need to get out of this district.

I want to eat a scorpion!

>>25690349
I want limbs so we can hi-jack vehicles after we eat the passengers and the driver.

>>25690349
Knowledge, we don't know when we might need to know something.

>>25690349
Switching to knowledge too.

>>25690396
>Bio-Weapon Taxi Service

Meals in our wheels.

>>25690349
> how to look cool in front of the boyscragglers.
We need this.

>>25690349
Knowledge. Enough brainpower will apparently give us psionics.

>>25690349
more limbs one thing I have noticed in this quest is having more limbs then the other guy makes everything much easier.

>>25690349
Projectile motion was the better choice. It increases killing efficiency.

Id prefer you roll for it.

>>25690417
Im more interested in the sushi rolls. I wonder how sapience goes with nigiri, rice and wasabi.

>>25690501
We become apart of the perfect side-dish?

>>25690501
>Dem California Rolls with Crab Person and Tree Person meats

>>25690501
My guess is "Pretty good", so long as the sapient in question is still raw.
>>25690411
Nah man, we just have to be our own, natural, horrificute delicious self and the boys will be all over us.
>And then we eat them.
>>25690529
I bet tree person tastes like baclava.

>>25690540
just one problem. Fish aren't sapient.

>>25690573
that octopus person was.

>>25690573
...Then we'll make them sapient. We'll just need to eat that delicious looking metal, absorb more technology until we are capable of creating a device that allows us to create sapience in all creatures.

That we then eat.

>>25690608
I love it. we'll be like there god.

"Behold, my children, I have given you the gift of sapience. Now, GET IN MY BELLY!"

>>25690608
Imagine a fish -
>I- I can talk! I speak my thoughts! I'm a real b-
>NOMNOMNOM

The world around you almost appears to slow down, as your mind shifts and your nerves sharpen. A most peculiar sensation. The scraggler coughs, and a drop of blood goes flying up into the air. Idly you slice it in two with a claw. Perfect.
>In addition to having excellent reactions, you have a new bioweapon that throws the world into slow motion! [2/2 uses remain]

You mind fills with knowledge... anti gravity engines, the air flowing past your head, that cute boy from eighth grade, sweaty bodies against leather, the chain of petrol explosions forcing you forwards as you hang on for dear life, that one time you really wish you'd worn a helmet.
>Knowledge, Common: Basic food preparation, Flirting, Social structure of this asteroid base
>Knowledge, Specialised: Driving, Racing, Engine maintenance, Interspecies compatibilty, fast food delivery routes and shortcuts in this asteroid base.
>If you want specific information from anything you know, just ask.

The scraggler struggles, weakening in your grasp. You prod it a few times with your stinger, but it doesn't seem right. Something's still missing.

You watch the robots march around the cavern. The stocky metal gorilla gets called over to the gun shop, where you ate the raw deliciousness of the arachnid just before. Or a while before. It's hard to tell.

The eight limbed thing hasn't left the refuling garage. You don't remember if the other things, delicious and undelicious went in or left.

Right, time to consult our new knowledge on how to get past the cordon.

>>25690573
>>25690588
Yep, octoguy was. He could've made sushi...
>>25690608
>No, Delicious, you are the Reapers!
>And then Delicious ate everything.
>>25690635
Knowledge check: Delivery Routes and shortcuts
>Knowledge check: Interspecies compatibility

>>25690635
So, lets access our shortcut knowledge.

>>25690669
ah, but that's different. Octopi aren't fish, silly.

>>25690635
Is there anyone special among the memories? Targets that around that would prove to be useful to devour, and or fall in love with and become more human as we work on our way to becoming the ultimate being?

you know, we could go after the octopus chef. We just got ourselves a nice little perk to get past his knives.

>>25690635
>Bullet Time
God damn fucking...just...Yes OP, Yes. I love you
>Flirting
My sides. This is the best brain ever.

With our new powers and knowledge in tow, let's sneak up to the garage, making sure no one spots us and slip inside.

I want me some Unagi

>>25690690
they can go in to sushi though.

>>25690698
This, you read my mind

>>25690708
unagi is eel. You're thinking tako.

>>25690698
Then we shall wield his blades with our bullet time to slice and dice all our foes.

>>25690708
So we use our super sexy bioweapon voice, then bullet time him and make sushi?

>>25690731
Aw, so close...

if this guy mimics real octopi then the best way to kill it is right between the eyes.

>>25690746
With bullet time, we can take advantage of previously too powerful foes, indeed.

We should always save one use, I think...for quick escapes I mean.

>>25690768
Do we have a list of food that got away and what their attributes are?

>>25690784
We don't have a list I don't think, but if I recall correctly...
We've lost to two octo people before, I remember one on the ship, and another somewhere else.

>>25690817
A shopping list would be nice. Maybe post it up in our lair...

>>25690784
The knowledge of the social structure might help with that actually, see what kind of people are on top and such.

>>25690875
ooo get knowledge of some shut-ins. The type who live alone.

yes, perfect. Lets go eat the local neckbeards.

>>25690907
Well we know delivery routes now, so finding someone who often orders delivery and lives alone shouldn't be hard.

>>25690907
Oohh. We need to find a hoarder.

Smorgis board of animals, and her the owner herself wouldn't be missed for days.

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>>25690665
Your knowledge tells you that the only way out is the main cavern entrance. The sewerage is a local septic tank, pumped out every month.
>>25690669
>>25690676
There are many ramps and jumps throughout the cavern that an antigravity bike can make, without taking the main cargo lift between levels. This speeds up deliveries by as much as fifteen minutes, to the high tiers.
>>25690669
The scraggler did extensive research on physical genital compatibility. It found that many alien species were painful, due to size, barbs, secretions, vigorousness and/or cannibalistic nature. Eventually it gave up, and resumes trying to find male scragglers, whose stingers are small.
>>25690694
The filthy scraggler had another it frequented, in a place it called 'the rich kiddie district'. You don't see what's so special.
>>25690875
The society on the pirate base is highly hierarchical. Each tier's denizens has power over those lower then it.
>Picture is a rough map of the asteroid base.
>Each tier is dotted with caverns, much like this one, in which most buildings are housed.

>>25690984
I'm all for consuming the homeless, if everyone else is.

>>25691028
Not all the homeless. We find the head homeless guy, eat him and then pick off the valuable ones that will allow us to grow.

Former pirates, criminals, etc. etc.

>>25690984
>Scraggler dicks
...am I the only one noticing that all these pirates we eat are complete perverts?
I mean, I'm not complaining...just an observation

>>25691028
While that sounds like a capital idea, old bean, I would really like to check out 'rich kiddie' first. See if we can't find our old 'lover' and snap him right up.

Besides, the police will probably search all the slums first, since they'd know that's where the easy prey is.

>>25691058
Plus, rich kiddies is nearby.

>>25691058
So make a detour to our foods interest and see where we go from there?

The scraggler in your grasp drowns as you filter through its memories. You drop it, letting it fall back onto the rooftop with a dull thud.
>Scragglers are extremely fast and dexterous. They have a reputation for being reckless.

There is a crash from the gun store, muffled by distance. A delicious oily skinned creature is thrown out of one of the windows. Several undelicious metal men run from the refuling company, to the gun shop. There is still no sign of the eight limbed thing.

The picket line of Robots stands, watching.

>>25691058
I'm guessing that's part of Intergalactic Life, you know finding what fits Litreally

>>25691105
lets go get that chef... and we can get the delivery bike thats there for our ride.

>>25691105
So they're freaking their shit and really searching for us, huh...

Let's go into the garage like I said before, and feast on some multi-limb deliciousness.

>>25691105
Move in for a better view, but remain unseen. Our enhanced reflexes mean we can study our future prey (everything being our future prey)

>>25691105
Thanks for telling us where you are, ya dumbasses.

Off to the garage we go!

>>25691105
Lets go to the homeless.

You jump down to the adjacent alleyway and climb in through a window to the Sushi shop's garage. You fall into an empty wooden crate, landing on top of a bloody rag, It's all very familiar, but this time you know what you are here for.

Two bikes stand in the middle of the room. One is propped up on its leg, facing the door. You leap on top of it, and stamp your clawed feet at the ignition pedal. The bike putters and begins floating. Now it's just a matter of figuring out where to put all your limbs...

>Roll 1d100 for driving!
>Where are you going?

Rolled 74

>>25691230

Rolled 77

>>25691230
To the homeless.

>>25691252
Rich kid,

Rolled 76

>>25691230
To infinity and beyond!

Or just to go find some tasty rich kiddies.

Rolled 98

>>25691230
Aww, no octopus?
Off to rich kiddie, I vote for

Rolled 10

>>25691230
Off for a gloriously feather fluffing ride we go!

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>>25691268
>98

>>Those responses.
>Er... I think we've gotten a bit lost somewhere along the way. That's not what I meant at all. Bear with me. Infodumping sucks. I guess we won't do that again...
>There's still some delicious things that you want to eat here, you don't have to leave yet.

>74
You wrap your forelegs around the bike's frame, and grab one of the handlebars with your jaw. With a twist of your mandibles, the bike begins to float forwards. Yes, excellent! You twist with all your might... and the bike rockets out of the door.

You barrel out of the sushi shop's garage. The line of flashing robots bars your path, and you flinch as one shines a light right at you. The bike swerves as you do so and you go skidding past two fleshbags and fly into the refueling company garage. The huge tanks of spaceship fuel loom immediately in your path. In front, two humans with masks and tweezers are picking at something in the refueling truck, still all covered in spilled fuel.

To your right, the eight limbed fleshbag is looking at the mess of blood and guts on the metal stairs up to the office. Its back seems to be turned from you, though it holds a large knife in every other limb, spaced around it.

You are going so fast, you have only a moment to react.

>What do you do?
>Roll 1d100!

>>25691411
Bullet time seems appropriate here?

Rolled 65

>>25691411
... this is stupid but RAM THAT OCTO!

Rolled 65

>>25691411
WE ARE A HIT AND RUN JUST WAITING TO HAPPEN. RAM THE OCTO.

>>25691432
agreed bullet time.

Rolled 15

>>25691411
Ram octo

Rolled 14

>>25691411
Also use bullet time.

>>25691411
I'd just like to pause for a moment and have people appreciate that we're a tiny little monster of nature riding on a god damn motorbike

Also, Ram dat Octo with our jaws! Activate bullet time and let's suck out his juices, then hop back on the bike and get out of there before anyone gets close.

Rolled 2

bullettime go

Rolled 14

>>25691411
ramming speed!

Rolled 25

>>25691494
Forgot my roll

>>25691506
d100s newfriend, not d10s

Rolled 6

bullettime go

>>25691506
ignore the d10 roll lol

Rolled 23

>>25691507
>>25691506
>>25691516
>>25691484
>>25691477
The force is not with us tonight

... I hope those 65s get taken, cause our rolls been horrid otherwise.

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>>25691525
yfw it doesn't even matter

Rolled 17

>>25691529
Bullet time for ALL THE REROLLS

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>>25691529
This is gonna be awesome. We're gonna die.

>>25691580
Probably going to crash spectacularly
Can't wait. I have my camera ready.

>>25691529
Isn't it just best of first three?

>>25691605
dunno, sometimes he likes to mix it up.

>65 - Alright, but not fantastic.
>Supporting rolls absolutely terrible.
Your nerves light up, a storm courses through your form and the world seems to slow down. You watch the two humans flinch and turn toward you. The eight limbed thing wobbles as its weight shifts as it climbs another step. You wrench down on the handle of the bike, almost tearing the thing off. You go skidding towards the creature, the bike catches a chain hanging from the roof and spins gently, slowly cycling around. Wait a moment. That's not gently at all. It is just slowed down. You can feel your feathers stand on end as the bike goes careering into the metal railing of the stairs, shedding sparks everywhere. The cephalopod takes a good brunt of force as the bike's engine rams into it. You are flung off and fly past the creature to crash into the wall of the upstairs office, crushing a few feathers. You reel, your vision only white.

The world begins to flow again. You hear the bike crash into something metal with a clang. There is a small explosion from something.

Then a mad clanging sounds from in front of you.
"Where are you, beast?! What did you do with my hat?!"

>Oh no! Better think of something to do!
>roll 1d100!

Rolled 91

>>25691669
tear off the hat then jump at it from above! Try to bite something sensitive and use poison.

Rolled 26

>>25691669
CHEF DELICIOUS IS IN THE HOUSE. TIME FOR A COOKOFF... INVOLVING YOUR FACEMEATS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJixW2u4IvQ

Rolled 100

>>25691698
Redaeth to the rescue

>>25691718
And you anon

>>25691718
>No.
>No stop.
>Please.
>;_;

>>25691698
>>25691718
Holy fuck we good. Definitely making up for the terrible stream of rolls before.

Rolled 12

>>25691669
Well...that could've gone worse. We probably broke a few bones, but we still have the element of surprise...sorta. With our enhanced reflexes, we'll wait until he ventures too close and pounce, biting him on the top of his head where only a few of his arms can reach.

>>25691718
HAHA! oh god my sides.
>>25691732
Why fret, Toque? This is truly a glorious day to be celebrated.

Rolled 5

>>25691732
Its okay Toque, want a huggy face to help your plight? (>^3^)>

>>25691732
>>25691817
My god /lgbt/ emote usages are already spreading. What gives?

>>25691732
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE RAPE TRAIN.

You claw the white cloth that obscures your vision from your face, but it's caught in your feathers somehow. No matter. You spring towards the fleshy octopode. It struggles to stand, innards ruptured as it bleeds on the stairs. It swings its blades at you, but by some miracle misses as you land teeth first on its eye. You bite, and once again, the delicious essence of it is drawn into you as you devourer it without eating.

>Pick two of:
>More limbs - Why six when you can eight?
>Tentacles! - Writhing gripping things. Replace some of those useless jointed things. (How many?)
>Neurotoxin - Powerful venom. Cause more then just debilitating pain!
>Suction cups - Great for grabbing, climbing, holding, etc.
>Knowledge - So just how DO you make a sushi that fancy? Is it really all in how you wield the knife?

>Also you can do either of:
>Heal (Broken feathers, minor headache, bruises)
>Recharge bioweapon (Hyper reflexes [1/2])

The humans in masks shout, pointing at you from behind the refueling truck. A fire burns at the foot of the stairs, where the workbench caught a lot of sparks from the bike's impact. The bike is embedded through the wall of the office, upstairs.

>>25691893
Heal and Neurotoxin

>>25691893
Neurotoxin and Suction cups. also Heal.

>>25691893
Suction cups and neurotoxin
Heal.

>>25691893
Heal
Tentacles and Neurotoxins

>>25691893
Suction cups and tentacles (Two seems fair)

Wield some blades with our new limbs and now we should get Heal. Photosynthesis can only do so much.

>>25691893
>Neurotoxin, and Suction cups
>Recharge bioweapon, we're not that hurt right now.

Also, it is time to get the fuck outta here...and back to the garage. We kinda needed that bike...

Anyway out of the open around us, Toque? Vents, bushes, holes to sneak through?

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>>25691893
also, EAT THS HUMIES!

>>25691893
Heal, neurotoxin, knowledge. I'm still wanting those psionic powers.

>>25691893
>NEUROTOXIN
>TENTACLES

FULL CTHULHU

>More limbs - Why six when you can eight?
>Neurotoxin - Powerful venom. Cause more then just debilitating pain!

>>25691893
Knowledge and suction cups.

Recharge bioweapon.

>>limbs and toxin please. and i really need to turn my phone off vibrate didnt hear the twitter go off

>>25691967
This please

>>25691893
>Additional Limbs and Neurotoxin, please.

>>25691893
Neurotoxin, suction cups, and recharge bioweapon.

Limbs and Neurotoxin I think. Whirlwhind of killing blades!

>Pause voting please, I can't count because it keeps changing!

also, where is our draw friend? there missing out on some opurtune moments

>>25692184
I really want to see a pic of us driving a hover bike
I really do

my count
>neurotoxin
lots

>suction cups
6
>tentacles
3
>knowledge
2
>limbs
5

>>25692207
Yay!

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>>25692207
I am so disappointed.

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>>25692247
Patience anon...patience

>>25692247
don't worry. I'M SURE HE HAS A WIFE!

>I think I'm falling apart here guys. Only a few more posts before I'm out.

Your venom glands pulse and reform. You cough violently and flush irritant poison out of your fangs. You don't need it anymore. Soon the fluid turns from a pasty white to a translucent blue. Injecting this will cause nerve damage in creatures that use nerves. In creatures which don't use nerves, it will still irritate soft tissue.

The flesh of your digits twists and warps, reshaping and flowing into mounds and rings. Your new sucker covered feet and hands can grip with great force!

Behind you there is an explosion, and a window of the portable used as the office is blown out in a minor fireball, spraying flaming paper into the garage. The humans behind the fuel covered truck shout, and scramble to grab a bag of something.

>>25692305
after that humie!

>>25692305
Aw, everything alright OP? Did the double 100s get to you?

Also let's get outta here, find the nearest hole and slip away from the chaos, this is our specialty after all.

>>25692305

now lets think about this, if we call for help they might they to, and we will be waiting on the roof, wit our new found suckers. +with slow mo and we can take them both

You glance around the room. There's a door at the foot of the stairs to the shower room, and another one to a room you have not seen. You remember one of the beings you ate used to sleep there, on occasion. You don't think it has a way out.

You step down the stairs towards the humans, but just as you do one points behind you and shouts a wordless cry of terror.

There is another bang from behind you, and the bike is thrown onto the ground in front of you, engine still running, somehow. A flaming desk falls out of the office and shatters when it hits the ground. A piece of wood flies out towards the fuel covered truck...

>Oh shi- Do something!
>Roll 1d100!

>>25692424
well crap. I think this place is about to go kaboom. So lets vamoose.... if the bike looks like it can be ridden grab that... otherwise head towards the nearest exit.

Rolled 5

>>25692424
RUNRUNRUN AWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Rolled 19

>>25692424

Rolled 5

>>25692424
take advantage of the humans terror, jump at them! with the intetnt to kill. RIP AND TEAR!( if this is not popular run away)

Rolled 43

>>25692424
Uh...shit, I think that's worthy of a time stop power.

After doing it, let's get the fuck away from this thing, with haste please.

Rolled 88

>>25692424

>>25692472
oh geez.......that roll.....

Rolled 53

>>25692424
time to split

>>25692453
>>25692462
>>25692472
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

Rolled 93

>>25692424
I say we do a flying ninja kick to destroy the flaming piece of wood before it hits the truck

>>25692497
seriously

>>25692497
third'd

You scramble for the door to the garage, but it's already too late. You don't even need your enhanced reflexes to know this is exactly not the right place to be standing at the moment. You make it about halfway to the portal to the cavern when the wood hits the fuel covered truck, and it goes up like a rocket.

The force of the first explosion blows you clear out of the door. You activate your hyper reflexes, but before you can even recover your footing, the huge fuel drums in the back of the store explode in a deafening roar and again your find yourself airborne. Out of the rapidly expanding fireball you sail over the heads of the picket line of robots, and in the blaze of smoke, fire and sparks you see something lazily arc towards your burned feathered form.

It's the bike, still puttering along as it slowly rights itself. And it's about to smear your feathers into paste on the rocky road outside the cavern.

>Roll 1d100 to avoid!

Rolled 51

>>25692569
BARREL ROLL

Rolled 62

>>25692569
THE BIKE IS COMING FOR REVENGE.

Rolled 36

>>25692569
catch the bike and hop on in midair plz

Rolled 5

>>25692569
You know, I know we're in incredible danger right now, but there is something hilarious about a fluffy ball of death hurdling across the sky...I just can't get over it.

Oh, yeah and uh, Dodge that shit.

Rolled 99

>>25692569
time to leap on top of the bike like a damn stuntdemon

>>25692611
>5
God damn it. Guess I used up my luck for the night...

>>25692616
Based Redaeth!

>>25692616
you have been rolling really well today.

>>25692656
itll come back to bite me and whatever quest Im in later hah.

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>>25692616
Atta boy, Redaeth!

You flare out your feathers, charred and broken though they are, and catch just enough air to slow your descent. The bike catches you bodily, but you manage to wrap your body around the handlebars and grab at the leather seat with your suction cups. The world speeds up and in front of you, expelled out of the expanding ball of flame flashing blue and red lights, and an angry gorilla cyborg riding on the rooftop of a tracked vehicle, driven by one of the robots.

The gorilla appears to be howling at you.

>[End of thread!]
>I know I always say it, but we will continue early next week!

>Sorry about the stall in the middle. I really should prepare more infodump stuff, and the map, and everything got a little out of hand.

>>25692700
Well shit, now we have a robot gorilla chasing us on a flaming hover bike across the night sky.

...what am I talking about? That's awesome!

And no trouble OP, we simply missed you. I didn't even notice an issue myself, so you must have done something right.

Awesome thread, like always. Look forward to Bioweapon Quest 11.

>>25692700
time for a chase scene is my guess.

>>25692769
Dude, we're riding a FLAMING MOTORCYCLE

Ghost Rider would be proud.