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Couple things which seem to pop up regularly or have been a problem. You are female, people were unhappy no matter what I did so I just went with the coin. Probably won't change, but it doesn't really matter as you have no sex drive or anything of the sort. This is an AU. That means no Ichigo, no Orihime, none of the characters from Bleach you know exist, and some of the rules about how things work have changed from the kuboverse. People seem to keep missing it so I put it in first just to get it out there. We already discussed maybe letting some of them in, but it degenerated into meta-gaming too fast. This is your story, not theirs, no need to bring them into it. Lastly from now on we will only be able to upgrade at certain downtime in the story. This is to help move the plot along. Oh, also since your monologue has been behaving pretty much as "We're all mad here" would have more or less I am taking it off the power list. No new tail, but that's a thing.

If you want to catch up: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Hollow%20Quest%20Redux If some one wants to archive it, please tag EXACTLY THE SAME as the first Hollow Quest Redux. Nothing else extra, just the exact same tags. Thank you

Awesome E-book:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1x8GO0Gs08hkG_OzCQxgxkG0QIerMykvSV1XJH9wE5BY

Current Character Sheet with appearance: http://pastebin.com/apwqFQpL

twittier:@dothackaida
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You are Schrödinger, Hollow teacher and probably all around cool chick and it has been a slightly productive week. You spent time teaching the whippersnappers the ins and outs of power manipulation and working on your secret base. After a little over a week it is finally in a fairly good working order. You have hollowed out the underside of the neighborhood to make a large square building. You reinforced the walls with some select stone and building materials from Hueco Mundo in order to mask any energy which might leak out and alert your nofunigami. You then replaced a large number of the eggs at the super market with baby chickens and went to class where you thought about ways to get the nofunigami to become aware and sort of trust you. Maybe teach your hollow buster squad to- I'm sorry. I can't do this.

"What? No, not again." You grumble as the class glances at you.

No, it's just... Okay, look. You see those guys in the back acting like shit heads?

"Yes, I see said shit heads. Make your argument." You command.
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Why are they wearing their pants so low? Like, mid thigh. You can see their underwear which... is that fashion? Is that what's going on here? Are they showing signs of rebellion? They also seem to be wearing bandanas of some sort. Their counterculture sucks, our counter culture was way cooler. We had drugs and parties and cool clothes, plus Anarchy was big.. Right, monologue again; your club is passed off as an occult studies group and the only members so far are Akira, Ryouichi, and Ryoko. Akira seems to be sharpening his senses by doing some sort of card based self training, but Ryouichi and Ryoko are not making much progress. Ryouichi because he is a stupid fuck and Ryoko because she seems hesitant to draw out her own abilities. The twincies are still wandering around the districts after school, murdering hollows and being impossibly creepy. They seem to be careful to avoid the nofunigami, which is a thing. Also when following them you found a noodle place which, upon your destruction of casualty and reversal of entropy, shall be spared your wrath.

The day ends quickly as you make your way to the occult studies room. Ryoko and Akira are already there and she is looking over his playing cards. You contemplate your time in Paris while-

"I've never been to Paris." You explain making Akira glance at you.

"That right?" He asks, your eccentricity evidently accepted as a sign of your spiritualness. And yeah, you have. Like, back in '78. You spent a year there.

"How the bloody hell do you know that?" You think, careful to not seem too out of it.

Yeah, I got a whole mess of worms up here. Or I don't, since I also seem to think you were part of the crew that went to the moon and you spent time in Hong Kong fighting the opposition. Anyway, for serious, the fuck is with those guys pants?
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"Hey, sorry I'm late I had to take care of some important things." Ryouichi explains mysteriously as he glances hopefully at Ryoko.

The blonde haired delinquent doesn't seem to care as she looks over Akira's cards. "There has to be a trick." She mutters.

Well, the gang's all here. The Twincies are likely still exploring the city looking for hollows.

What's the plan?
[]Capture a scrub hollow and pit them against it in the swanky training area
[]On second thought, you don't want them to know where you live
[]Go after the twincies
[]Relaxing day in club
[]Go into town(Park, residential, hospital,
[]Other, please specify
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>[]Capture a scrub hollow and pit them against it in the swanky training area
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>>25702892
Pit them against the scrub hollow
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Uhh... welcome back, I guess.


[X] Capture a scrub hollow and pit them against it in the swanky training area
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>>25702892
[x]Capture a scrub hollow and pit them against it in the swanky training area
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>>25702892

Capture a really scrubby Hollow, tie him down, then have them poke him. See how hard they can hit...
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>>25702892
eh we should let them know where we live, i mean whats better for an agent of chaos then to make an order for chaos to oppose?
also i'm entirely ok with the fact that we are just throwing scrub hollows under a bus so that we can make our minions learn how to spiritual shenanigans.
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>>25702947
That pic has the distinctive "OC don't steal" look to it.
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Yay AE is back! Well we made the training room specifically for this purpose... Let's grab a scrub
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[x]Go after the twincies
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[x]Capture a scrub hollow and pit them against it in the swanky training area

Nothing like a fear of death to get the Go Juice pumping.

Also glad you're back AE, I was starting to think you quit
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Traumatize the delinquents. That way the voices will stop.
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>>25702892
>[]Capture a scrub hollow and pit them against it in the swanky training area

THEY NEED TO LEARN
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You decide it's for the best that you teach these three the sort of skills they will need to be trained killers- I mean to defend themselves. "No, we didn't say that out loud, we're good." You mutter as you extend your senses for a hollow worthy of scrubification. That makes no sense. "Right group! I think it's time re taught you the practical half of training." You explain waving your hand happily.

"Practical? How do you mean?" Ryoko asks blinking.

"Do we have to fight each other? Because I don't hit women. I know, most guys think chivalry is dead but I'm probably one of the last nice guys left who-" Ryouichi starts and you almost cero the crap out of him.

"Ryouichi, that's enough. How will we manage this?" Akira asks looking apologetic.

"Meet me at the shrine on top of the hill. Have to go get a training implement from a guy who knows a guy." You explain

The group agrees and you make your way into the city to find the scrubbiest hollow you can find. You are careful to encourage people to not see you as you jump along the rooftops, the sun warming your skin as your long dark violet hair trails after you. You manage to find a large raccoon hollow harassing a few souls and you approach. The hollow stops and turns to glare at you, it's pointed mask snarling as you walk up casually, hands in your pockets.

"Hello bandit of blackest night,
Please don't run, I mean not to fright.
Seems I have need of you, my furry little fellow,
Put your teeth away and make your attitude mellow.

I need you to fight a group of children spiritually aware,
I need you willing to plunge them into the depths of despair.
You shall come with me to the shrine atop the hill,
If not, I don't mind telling you I sometimes torture before I kill." You explain using your natural ability of command on the small brained hollow.
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It seems confused for a few seconds before nodding and scurrying off towards the secret entrance of the hill you built in. Of course you built a secret entrance into your base, what sort of asshole doesn't do that? You make your way to the top of the hill, swearing as you get halfway up at the number of stairs and then finally making your way up. Before you crest the hill you hear Ryouichi.

"Yeah, I mean I am just so different from everyone else. You will never find anyone quite like me who-"

"Seriously, shut the fuck up." Ryoko sighs.

"Oh, like, yeah I can sort of go on. So, what are you into?" Ryouichi asks.

"Good to see you all getting along. Come with me." You instruct as you make your way into the shrine.

"Uh, should we wait for the priest or something?" Akira asks as he gets in step with you.

"Nah, I live here. No spiritual successor after the last priest, met him while traveling. Long story." You wave it off as you climb down the ladder and make your way into the vast underground are.

The group seems awed as they look over the painted walls and rocky terrain. You let them soak it in as you decide on their training regime.

How do you want to train them?
[]3 vs 1. Best to play it safe
[]Send someone to fight Rocky. Best way to train them up is to let them fight it 1 vs 1.(Who?)
[]Fight the raccoon yourself and let them watch
[]Other, please specify
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>>25703172
>If not, I don't mind telling you I sometimes torture before I kill."

Goddamn we're one cold-ass motherfucker
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>>25703117
>>25703055
>>25702925
Thanks.
>>25702947
Cool. Saved
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>>25703185
>3v1, step in the instant things start turning bad. If they do, that is.
But really, fuck playing it safe. If you're gonna grind XP you grind multiple people at once.
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>>25703185
>[]3 vs 1. Best to play it safe

Give them a good fighting chance.
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>>25703185
>"Oh, like, yeah I can sort of go on. So, what are you into?" Ryouichi asks.
pffft hahahaha
guys a bastard and is just like us.

still though we should let them try it 1 v 1 because if worst goes to worst then we can bail them out.
also this lets us gauge how they are in a fight.
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>>25703185
>[]3 vs 1. Best to play it safe
It's more like 2 on one. I'm not even counting Ryouichi as a full fighter until he undergoes some hardcore de-bitchification. Maybe 1/10 of a fighter. 2.1 vs 1

>>25703204
>Cool. Saved
Thanks
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>[x]Fight the raccoon yourself and let them watch
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>>25703315

Why?
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>>25703185
3v1 best get them working together quickly. and Azure, your really hammering it in that we created the intollerability singularity.
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>>25703253
fuck it play it safe, lets let them 3v1 it.
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>>25703328

Its time to establish himself as a god
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>>25703351
Which will make it all the more funny when he turns out to have been trolling all this time and tries to kill us because he is ballshittingly crazy.
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>>25703369
>>25703351
He's totally just being an asshole.

Make a note to stalk him and watch how he acts when he thinks he's alone.
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>>25703363
>Its time to establish himself as a god

Who are we talking about?
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>>25703172
>"Do we have to fight each other? Because I don't hit women. I know, most guys think chivalry is dead but I'm probably one of the last nice guys left who-"

HE IS A NICE GUY. NEXT HE WILL BROWSE 2CHAN.
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We need to spend a weekend following each of the gang. Find out about their lives, what they like and do not like, their fears, their hopes, dreams, people they like, rivals...

This information will then make the Psychological Nightmare Training Stage more detailed and realistic. It would give a greater impact on the student, allowing for a greater possibility of Power gain.

For Ryouichi, One of the underlying factors for his 'Nightmare' must be bloody writing on the walls, acting as a drawn out conversation over the course of many nights before pulling him into the main event.

After all, Build-up is key in horror. We must set the scene, slowly drip feed information, allow glimpses and shadows to flit at the very edge of his sight...

Though for now, just locking him in a room filled with ghosts should do wonders for him...


But for now, we should restrain rocky and let the young ones try hitting him. If they take too long, he can 'break free', throwing us across the room, letting us observe how they handle the situation...
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"Right you lot. Three versus one! Let's see how this works out in practical terms of actual combat based comatiness." You explain making the three look at you. Dude, not smooth even sort of. "I am going to have you three fight together and am ready to jump in if it goes bad." You explain making them seem to nod their heads in recognition.

"So what are we fighting? You? Because I don't-" Ryouichi starts as you open up the secret door and the raccoon hollow steps in.

The group takes a step back as you exert your will over it and it stops. They stare wide eyed at it for a few seconds before Ryoko starts trembling. "What is that?! Why did you-" She starts but you make a sushing noise.

"Relax, it is a training hollow. A guy I know has this thing where he can sort of domesticate the weakest ones and we can use them for training. Best way to get ready to fight your enemy? Fight your enemy!" You explain with a thumbs up.

"So, so it's safe?" Ryoko asks seeming calmer.

You sort of mull the question over for a few moments before shrugging. "As safe as fighting a soul eating monster can be anyway." You explain. That's a lie, you told it to put the fear of god into them.

"So, 3 v 1! ready? Break!" You shout as the raccoon hollow shoots forward and barrels into Ryouichi. He is knocked back and crashes into a large boulder as Ryoko seems scared of it. She starts running, but the raccoon quickly catches up and pins her in the dirt and starts mauling her. She lets out mewls of pain as blood flies up. You almost step in, however Akira starts throwing rocks and manages to get the creatures attention. He begins dodging as you look at the bloody mess Ryoko is.

"Note to self, they seem to have zero real offensive power." You mutter. You are about to step in when you feel a strange spiritual pressure start to form.
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You glance at the mess that Ryoko was as you reach into your inventory and pull out your sword and hear her bones snap back into place and you see steam rise from her body as her skin mends. She stands up and lets out a deep sigh as her spiritual pressure continues to grow. Similar to your high speed regeneration, sort of, but with less reforming and more-

You are about to finish the thought when she glares at the raccoon and charges. You watch as the raccoon turns in time to get put in a headlock and thrown into the ground. It struggles, but his claws do not manage to break her skin as her ever increasing spiritual pressure hardens her skin. She starts laying into the hollow with her fists, shattering his mask and pulping the human face under it and doesn't stop. After the head is a gooey pile on the ground and grabs onto it's leg and starts lifting and slamming it into the ground over and over until the arm breaks off and the body starts to fade. She does not relent as she continues smashing her fist into the fading body, her own hand breaking and healing over and over as her own massive strength is tested against her durability.

You notice since the enemy vanished her go juice stopped at just shy of menos grande level. Ryouichi has managed to finally get back up and is dusting himself off. "Wow, cool, I-" He starts but Akira throws a hand over his mouth.

"Shhhhh, I don't think we should get close right now." He explains as Ryoko sniffs the air and then delivering a punch towards Akira, which he dodges by the skin of his teeth.

Well, seems she has a trigger now. What do?
[]Let's just lock her in here for a while, let her chill out
[]Tell the others they need to chill their team member down. They need more practice
[]Stop Ryoko yourself
[]Other, please specify
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>>25703624
[x]Stop Ryoko yourself
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>>25703624
[x]stop ryoko yourself. right now, she's waaaaay stronger than the other two. Akira probably wouldn't die, but our useless progeny would get splatted before we actually turned him into something usefull.
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>>25703624
>[]Stop Ryoko yourself

Don't want her to hurt either of the two.

And we can see how she fights. As well as if we can take her in a fight, just in case shit goes down in the future.
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>>25703624
Stop her ourself. We have to maintain credibility as the strongest member of the group anyway.
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>>25703624
Menos Grande level. Huh.

[x] Stop her yourself.
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>>25703688
Or LT level if you prefer.
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>>25703624
>Stop Ryoko ourselves
Tell Akira and Ryouichi to run, and then face off against Ryoko.

Don't counterattack, just tank and dodge until she tires herself off.
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>>25703704
>>25703704
we could just sit on her till she tires out.
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>>25703624

We shall sooth the savage beast...

Make a point to tell Ryouichi that he better learn some form of combat abilities unless he wants to see Ryoko loose it again.

Maybe advise him to try practising swordsmanship...

after all, Lucy plans of giving him Nofunigami powers... why not subtly give him a head-start on it...
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>>25703729
I'd say if after two minutes, she hasn't weakened at all, and instead it seems like "the madder Ryoko get, the stronger Ryoko get"

We use dream walker and ditch her in our lair for twenty minutes or so.
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>>25703731
>sooth the savage beast
So you're saying we should attempt singing?
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>>25703802
No, that's soothing the savage breast.
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>>25703820
Huh, so it is.

Learn something new every day.
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You see Akira moving before she does, dodging her blows and moving to avoid the next one before she even starts it, confirming he has some sort of precognitive ability though from what he has described it is closer to just bad feelings than anything else. You realize that he won't be able to last long, however, as his physical limits catch up with him. You sort of hope Ryouichi would help and maybe take a hit, but he is already starting on the ladder. You sigh as you fire off a weak bala towards her back which catches her and explodes staggering her for a moment. Akira looks towards you as you pull your sword out of your inventory. "Go on, follow your brave friend up the ladder. I will take care of this." You explain.

He nods towards you and runs towards the ladder. as Ryoko charges you. You put up a show of struggling with her as Akira closes the hatch before delivering a staggering hay-maker to her jaw. She takes a step back as you put your hands on your hips and sigh. "Seriously young lady. Calm down, you can't keep burning this hard forever. Human's have limits." You explain as her go juice keeps growing.

You fear it is near unlimited as she throws a punch which you nimbly dodge, but you see her nose starts bleeding. Evidently her being so unused to this level of power is taking its toll on her human body. You decide you may as well shut her down as you use sonido to step behind her and then throw her to the ground. You lay on her back with your elbow in her spine as you hold one of her arms behind her. "There, calm down or it will break." You explain.

She seems to think for a few moments before slamming her head into the stone ground then twisting, eliciting a sickening crack from her arm as she spin around and elbows you in the eye. You move back as you rub the bruise and frown.
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"Enough." You explain firing a barrage of balas into her body. She falters as she gets pinned to a rock and you continue firing, not letting up until you feel her energy start to drop. You relax after a few moments and see her passed out on the ground, evidently her little fit over. You make a mental note of it for later before you hear someone knocking. "Sensei? Is it safe?" Akira asks making you glance up.

"Yes, yes. Very safe. Where is Ryouichi?" You ask.

"He, uh... left." He explains.

Typical.

You call it a day and let Ryoko sleep at the shrine as she hasn't yet woken up, evidently her fit making her exhausted. You think about what to do.

Currently: Night time.
Plan?
[]Go find Ryouichi.
[]Go spy on Akira
[]Find Nofunigami
[]Find twincies
[]Other, please specify
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>>25703930
>[]Go find Ryouichi.

But make sure Ryoko is fine before doing so.
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>>25703930
[X]Go find Ryouichi.
I'm starting to get suspicious.
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>>25703990
>I'm starting to get suspicious.

What if he's secretly a sociopath and the "Eep! G-G-G-Ghosts!" is a bit?
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Seems we want to find Ryo? Please roll 1d100 please. Best of first five.
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Rolled 74

>>25704036
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>>25703930
Steal Ryoko's wallet and use the money inside to buy her some kind of dinner that can be eaten cold, and a bottle of some kind of mild alcohol.

Or just skip the middleman and steal the food and booze.
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Rolled 49

>>25704036

>>25704024
Yeah thats my first guess.
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>>25703930
go find our Shinji. he deserves a stern talking to.
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>>25704052
And just like... leave the food a little bit away from her I guess?

She probably tired herself off with her little rampage.
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>>25703973
>>25703990
>>25704024
i think he's figured out what the hell we are actually.
or at least has an idea of what the crap he and we are.

also he may have our instincts which is basically beat the hell out of things or regroup and get the fuck outta dodge when things arn't according to plan.
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Rolled 67

>>25704036
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>>25704052
noniono steel Ryoichis wallet to go by food.
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Rolled 53

>>25704036
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Rolled 88

>>25704036
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Just out of curiosity about how close are Akira's powers to those of Kabuto from Psyren?
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Rolled 54

>>25704036
rollin.
lets get Ryoko food out of Ryouichi's pocket
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>>25704071
>>25704052
>>25704077
Don't we have our own money from our salary?

Its not like we're ever gonna use it.
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>>25704077
While fun, mugging him could be a bad idea.

We could just say that since he didn't really do anything, the least he could do is treat Ryoko to dinner.
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>>25704110
this is true, lets just go do that since we never actually need to eat as a vasto arrencar.
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>>25704110
>Its not like we're ever gonna use it.

Give it to really spiritually aware homeless people.

Then, when the Nofunigamis show up, we can let our Magic Hobo Army rise up and kill them all.

Or serve as smelly meatshields.
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>>25704110
Oh right.

I didn't think we got a paycheck yet.
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>>25704132
>implying the spiritually aware homeless people arn't nofunigami.
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>>25703930
[X] Leave Ryoko a note "Sorry that I'm focussing on evaluating you at the moment, but as the member with the most developed powers you are the most in need of control. Control is what I will be teaching you soon."

[X] Go find that coward Ryouichi!
We need to have "the talk" with him. No, not the birds and bees one (why would you even think that, he's far too immature), but the one about how not learning to use your power in the face of fear, how running from a fight instead of confronting even a seemingly insurmountable foe can mean more than just letting your friends down. Akira could get killed, Ryouichi, if he attracts something he can't take on yet. So could you, but clearly you don't value your own life enough to learn to defend it...

>Clearly we need to make a replacement just in case.
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>>25704157
First we need to determine whether or not Ryouichi could even begin to give a shit.
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>>25704173
True, I wrote that before reading the closet sociopath theory (we aren't going to be that lucky). Mainly I think we should find another kid to infect with our go juice, assuming it isn't lethal at this point, and invest in training Akira and Ryoko.
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Rolled 40

>>25704110
the point is too steal it from our disapointment, otherwise we could easily steal the food/booze.
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>>25704220
That of get a hollow to kill Akira in front of Ryouichi and hope that catalyzes a change in his attitude.
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Rolled 16

>>25704251
but Akira is a both tolerable and reliable
but hmm, if his powers get too strong, he could figure out our longterm goals before we do...
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>>25703930
How close is the weekend?
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>>25704274
>>25704251
No killing Akira.

I'm like 90% sure he's that kid who always said hello to us back when we were a scrub.
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Rolled 73

>>25704287
holy shit I never thought of that. that kid was a bro, and akira is a bro. It all makes sense now!
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>>25704287
>I'm like 90% sure he's that kid who always said hello to us back when we were a scrub.

I thought we ate that kid.
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>>25704277
September 29, 1997 was a monday
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>>25704274
Hey, I like Akira. We get him in control of his powers and set him up in finance and we might just have a disproportionately powerful ally on earth. He might also let us know how and when the greater powers that be intend to screw us over.

That said, we need something as subtle as a baseball bat to the unprotected heart to kick Ryouichi into gear...
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>>25704301

Someone wanted to eat him, Azure put it in, but then the number of us who decided it pointless and 'not worth our time' got Azure to retcon it. so he didn't get eaten, he served as the staple for our inability to control our monologue...

His mother couldn't see us though.... we'll have to check that out though... would be interesting to be teaching people we 'knew' from our time as a scrub.....
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>>25704301
We did. His mother thought that he was kidnapped.
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Rolled 29

>>25704323
what I meant by that is that we can use him to keep us on track, assuming he doesn't go rogue. tbh, He's my favorite of our minions, and I have high hopes for him.
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>>25704344
I stand corrected.
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>>25704301
We did, but then we took it back because everyone thought it was dumb.
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>>25704344

Ah okay. Wasn't sure if we did or not.
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DC: 85vs88

You decide to go look for the whiny baby of a human boy. There is no way anything made by you could be that annoying. You leave some clothes out for Ryoko, as hers are fairly damaged, and make your way into town. You spend some of your meager paycheck on food and drink, as well as some pretty okay beer, then leave it with the clothes. Then you head out into the town. You follow the trail left by Ryouichi, eventually finding yourself closing in on the twincies. That doesn't seem right, but you trust yourself as you mind yourself in an alleyway. Ryouichi is leaning against the wall and in an instant his head snaps to look at you. You don't move, upping your cloaking to it's maximum before he could get a solid reading on you as he slowly scans the area. He frowns for a few moments before talking. "I know you're there. I know you are watching me, I know you can hear me. Why not come out, oh mysterious being, and we can talk like reasonable people." He explains.

You call his bluff and don't move. After a few moments he glances to the side. "Well, obviously I have to say it every once and a while. At the very least it will draw out people who are following me, or at least freak them out a little. Each action is it's own reward." He explains before turning towards where the quincies are coming from.

He waits a few moments before starting to sing.
"Oh where, oh where has my woodpecker gone,
Oh where oh where could he be?" He asks, a small amount of his go juice flaring as he puts on an illusionary mask.
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>>25704390
>Oh where oh where could he be?" He asks, a small amount of his go juice flaring as he puts on an illusionary mask.
CALLED IT
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The twincies stop and seem to be looking around the area before crouching low. You watch the scene unfold with a mix of amusement and horror as Ryouichi, or the tall, thin, shadowy specter walks out, flanked by a pair of illusionary hollows. The German named one draws his bow and aims it at him while the short haired Japanese one pulls out small metal cylinders and stares him down.. They look at each other before the bow wielding twin speaks up. "Again? Every night you have been chasing us. If you kill us hollows may overrun the town. You would become a wanted man by the quincies. Hell, you would be a killer!" He explains as the illusionary hollows shift and change.

"I am well aware of the consequences of my actions, as well as the moral significance of what I do. I just don't care." The shadow explains, it's voice melodious and soft.

They seem ready to fight. What do you do?
[]Stop them by acting like a passerby
[]Sit back and watch the show
[]Other, please specify
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>>25704409
>[]Sit back and watch the show

"What the fuck..."
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>>25704409
[X]Sit back and watch the show
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>>25704409
...Lets see how this plays out until one side or another looks like they're going to die.
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Rolled 99

>>25704409
sit back, but afterwards, walk Up to him and reveal that WE KNOW!!!!!
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>>25704409
[X]Sit back and watch the show
"Clever boy..."
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>>25704409
Our plot-pocket has popcorn? This gonna be good.
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>>25704485
Oh please, thats such an unclassy way to go about it.

We only have one option here, the Slow Clap.
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Rolled 87

>>25704499
I wasn't specifying style, just method. I leave the what we do to better writers than I
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>>25704487
>>25704499

I will second sitting back with some popcorn, watch things unfold, then approaching him afterwards with the slow clap...
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>>25704574

I third this motion.
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Rolled 52

>>25704574
this
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>>25704574
Is there any more need to fourth this motion?
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>>25704409

I've think we've got consensus, Azure.
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You decide to just watch the show. You cross your legs and sit on the high wall as the illusionary hollows run forward and take the energy arrows from the quincies. You reach into your inventory and pull out some popcorn and Swedish fish to munch on while you watch the fight. They curse as the shadow steps foward, and you peer through the false image to see Ryouichi's fingers have become sharp claws that he uses to slash at the twincies. He is slow, however as the German one tries to get a bead on him, but finds himself having to fight through three different shadows, all of them in the path of his brother. He curses as he tries to jump back and a set of claws rake across his abdomen. He swears as his brother fires an energy net at one of the illusions and Ryouichi- the shadow, sorry, lunges for him and delivers a kick to the Japanese brother, uh, Kouta's stomach making him step back and get a pair of claws running down his chest.

He curses before throwing down a metal cylinder full of water which causes ice to form around the two of them. The Shadow sees Friedhelm read an arrow and cuts himself out of the ice, causing massive bloody gashes to form on his legs before rolling out of the way of the arrow explodes against the ice. Ryouichi swears as ice daggers lance into his and Kouta's body, however he doesn't stop as he charges and pins Friedhelm. He is about to lay into him when an energy blade finds itself by his head. "Give up. I don't want to kill a human, no matter how deranged." Kouta commands.

Ryouichi seems to think on it for a few seconds before laughing. "You win again, two versus one is no fun, but no matter. I'll come again and again, and again. The funny thing is, I can't even remember why I am doing so." He laughs before kissing Friendhelm.

Kouta shouts and swings his blade down, and you swear as you don't have time to stop it and-
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>>25704409
Well this certainly is a lot better, but he's still in the 'kill things for your own amusement' phase.

I think we might have outgrown that, just because we've killed so many things it has lost its novelty.
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"We don't serve bear kind around here." The southern bartender drawls. "No one in this city but real Americans." He explains making the detective laugh. As if the bears were not here first. He needs answers.

-Ryouichi easily rolls out of the way before the blade even begins it's fall and finds himself a few feet away. He focuses and lets out a shout before scattering his illusionary images everywhere and beating a hasty retreat.

"Friedhelm, you alright?" Kouta asks, looking at his brother.

"She used her tongue." He frowns, slowly getting up and looking at his injuries.

Well that was a thing. What do you do?
[]Go after Ryouichi. Slow clap.
[]Bother the twincies
[]Let them keep their secrets, play your cards close to your chest. Back to the shrine
[]Other, please specify
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Seems majority want slow clap. Proceed?
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>>25704782
This is 2/2 by the way
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>>25704782
>slow clap

If he's certainly got the hollow in him, he should respond to superior force.

And if he can't even beat the twincies, he is currently -nothing- compared to us.
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>>25704792
Proceed.

>>25704782
>"She used her tongue." He frowns, slowly getting up and looking at his injuries.
>He thinks he was kissed by a girl!
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>>25704782
[x] Let them keep their secrets, play your cards close to your chest. Back to the shrine

Need to get a better read on Ryouichi's personality, and the Twincies... huh. Indicting them right now may not be such a good idea.
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Rolled 44

>>25704782
slow clap
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>>25704782
>she
Dohohohohoho.
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Rolled 2

>>25704792
proceeeeeed
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>>25704792

Go for it.

"I must say, I knew you were special, but that!? That was something Primal... Care to Share?"
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I don't think we should admit to being the hollow that killed his parents just yet, but instead we should pretend to be similar to him, a victim that that hollow imprinted his (additional obfuscation) powers on.
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>>25704792
Maybe use Newton's Graviton to stand on a wall when clapping?
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>>25704831
>>25704841
Those rolls are disgusting.

What do you guys plan on accomplishing by revealing yourself this early anyways?

Trust?
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>>25704878
We definitely shouldn't reveal that we were the one who killed his parents just yet.
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>>25704892

He already knows we're here.

>>25704792

Proceed
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>>25704892
Nah, intimidation.

We've got to make him at least act like someone who's going to shape up, because even if it's just him pretending, if he keeps that sensitive coward schtick up we are going to murder him.
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>>25704926
>if he keeps that sensitive coward schtick up we are going to murder him.

Yeah, it's getting a little annoying, honestly.
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Why do I think that, several threads from now, we're going to be wishing that Ryouichi really was a bleeding-heart wuss?
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>>25705002
Because he's liable to piss us off for lulz or stab us in the back.
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Because we're going to be dealing with a mortal version of us that, worst of all, knows how to troll us too.
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>>25705035
So pretty much a mirror of all the undesirable aspects of our own personality (which is... pretty much all of them)?

...This will be a treat.
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You hide a laugh as you go after him, jumping from wall to wall, then from roof to roof, before finally cutting him off. You start slow clapping as you walk out of an alleyway. He freezes before throwing up an illusion of empty space. He seems to think it works until you turn to look at him and continue clapping. He frowns before glancing up.

"I know she is still clapping. I mean, I did the thing but- Right." He coughs as he scratches his head then smiling at you. "Oh, sensei! Sorry I ran today, but I couldn't hit a girl, no matter what and I was about to unleash my power on her." He explains, evidently thinking he could play it cool while covered in blood and after trying to fuck with your head.

You give a shake of your head before sighing. "You are seriously going to try and play it cool here? Really?" You ask.

"I don't know what you mean sensei. It's really late, and I've got to go home to my grandparent's place. They would be worried sick because my parents are dead." He explains moving to go.

"Dead parent card really doesn't work in this situation." You explain.

"Pretty sure it works in every situation." He counters. "You stay out of it." He continues glancing to the side.

"No, it doesn't. Have to say, had no idea you had that in you. I mean, really, quincies? Kissing with the tongue? I mean, don't get me wrong, I am sort of glad. I was thinking about killing you since you were so insufferable." You sigh.

"What sort of teacher says that? Who are you Risa?" He asks making you unhappy at your name.

What do you want to tell him?
[]You are a hollow.(Coin flip on if he would care, but we may not want to let him know what we are in the event he eventually tries to turn the others on us.)
[]Human, just a bit twisted. Like you.(Maybe say same hollow hot to us?)
[]Other, please write in
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>>25705002

It might be easier to deal with him and possibly get him accepted into the Soul Society if he was cowardly and had a heart. As an amoral monster who is also a teenager, it will be an uphill battle.
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>>25705061
>[]Human, just a bit twisted. Like you.(Maybe say same hollow hot to us?)

But what's the last bit about?
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>>25705061
A cat that forgot to be dead.
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>>25705080
>As an amoral monster who is also a teenager, it will be an uphill battle.
Gin got in just fine...
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>>25705061
Should say got to us. The () are your inner voice weighing in since this is a sort of delicate situation which will effect a bit of future stuff.
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>>25705114
>Gin got in just fine...

He wasn't entirely amoral.
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>>25705086
Same hollow got to us.

>>25705061
[X]You are a hollow.(Coin flip on if he would care, but we may not want to let him know what we are in the event he eventually tries to turn the others on us.)

>>25705114
Gin wasn't an amoral monster, he was just an amazing actor.
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>>25705061
"That's Dokter Schrodinger to you, young-man-whose-family-name-I-can't-be-bothered to remember.

As for who I am, when I was but a wee bonnie lass, a nasty beastie decided to leave its mark on me, which provided some perks.

Did you really never question why we have the same hair color?"
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>>25705061
>[x]Human, just a bit twisted. Like you.

In my youth, I was marked by what I know now as a Hollow. It my life very interesting, amongst other things.
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>>25705061
>[X]You are a hollow.(Coin flip on if he would care, but we may not want to let him know what we are in the event he eventually tries to turn the others on us.)
Pretty sure that the kid's got Hollow sympathies, judging from how he argued that they could be 'tamed' when we were giving the talk.
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Seems majority want to say we were effected by a hollow?

Yes?
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>>25705124
>He wasn't entirely amoral.
>>25705138
>Gin wasn't an amoral monster, he was just an amazing actor.

I thought you could care about other people fine while being amoral?
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>>25705179

I'd say yes, if only because there may be others listening in.
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>>25705061
[x] Cuckle at the question. "You wanna know what I am? Sorry, but your gonna have to earn that. Coincidentally, I would consider growing strong enough to run circles around those quincies would be a good start. Well, we'll work on that soon. See you tomorrow boy."
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>>25705190
I'd say that this is the best idea, actually.

[X] Tell him that he'll have to earn that.
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Rolled 6

>>25705139
ooh I like this one
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>>25705179
Y.

I mean he doesn't seem to be the kind of guy who would get annoyed over lies.
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>>25705190

Actually, this might be a good option. We need to get him curious so that he'll play along with us. Tipping our hand too early may make him bored or decide to fuck things up just for a laugh.
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Seems a good divide between telling him he has to earn answers and telling him bonnie lass, hollow, etc.

Will wait a minute or two for consensus before writing.
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Rolled 28

>>25705190
switching my vote to this
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>>25705190
Actually this sounds good, but we should also flex our own powers to let him know that he is a decade away from being able to fuck with us.
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>>25705248
>telling him he has to earn answers

Oooh!

Didn't realize that was a choice.

Let's do that, try and get him to ease out of the shell while also follow some rules as well.
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Calling it for earning answers. Writing now
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>>25705061

"You know, Powers are such interesting things... Like young Ryoko... Scared stiff of the hollow, but once it had attacked her... well, you seen that yourself. Akira has an amazing spirit sense. Hell with enough training, it would be full blown Precognition! Even those two Quincies have their own powers..."

>>25705190 I like this so stealing and adapting;

"If you really wanted to get to know me, you'd have to impress me first Ryo... We'll talk again about it once you can Really make those Quincies dance..."

"I'll see you in class tomorrow Ryouchi, Ta ta"

walk round the corner then disappear...
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>>25705248
he should earn his answers and prove he deserves them.
in addition warn him he will NOT like what he finds out at the end.
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>>25705061
>"I know she is still clapping. I mean, I did the thing but- Right." He coughs as he scratches his head then smiling at you.

He has a monologue! He is monologuing while we are monologuing. Monologuing.
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>>25705248
If ha makes more comments about the killing him thing bit, deflect with overwrought and rambling comments about us doing it would be kinder than the alternatives facing him, etc.
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>>25705390
Quick, someone write up that Monorail song from the Simpsons but with Monologues instead!
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Crap, I'm starting to think this was a bad idea.

Commands generated solely by /tg/ tend not to go well.
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>>25705390
You know, I wonder if his soul is already hollowified? Like if we end up knocking all our ghost club students' souls out of their bodies for 'training', is the hollow influence going to be excessively blatant?
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>>25705496
>Commands generated solely by /tg/ tend not to go well.

What?
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You chuckle a bit. "Well now, I wonder. You want answers? You are going to have to earn them coincidentally, I would consider growing strong enough to run circles around those quincies would be a good start. Well, we'll work on that soon. See you tomorrow boy." You explain but he steps forward, his nails sharpening.

"What if I want answers now?" He asks.

You let a bit of your energy free and quadrupedal his gravity. He falls to the ground and starts huffing and puffing as his heart strains to circulate his blood to his brain. He strains to look up as you walk forward and kneel down by him. "I hate giving answers freely, the point of existence is to earn, and learn, and live, and laugh. We will talk again when you can make the quincies dance." You explain before turning the corner, canceling the gravity, and sonidoing away. You make your way back to the shrine where you see Ryoko has drunk all the beer and changed into your clothes. She seems to have eaten all the food and is already curled back up on the shrine floor.

Good enough.

DOOT DOOT DE DOO!

"That's not the new day song. Stop changing it all the damn time." You command.

Hey, Halloween is in like a month. We should make plans. I fucking love Halloween.

"We are in Japan. Do they even celebrate that here?" You ask. Maybe.

Ryoko walks out of the shine and yawns as she greets the new day. She looks at the Ramone's t-shirt covered in safety pins and back to you. "Um, what happened?"

"Found out how your thingy sort of works, you just need control. Also, your clothes may have exploded, it was a whole thing. How you feeling?" You ask.
(1/2)
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"Fine, yeah. I guess I need to go get my spare uniform, huh? Tell me about it after school." She explains.

Well, it is a new day. You see the bright eyed and bushy tailed youngsters looking at you hopefully. Also those stupid fucking kids int he back who can't figure out pants are still being shitheads.

Anything you want to do before the end of class?

The twincies are wearing bandages but in class

Ryoko will be late as she is getting clothes

Ryouichi has a slight limp, but seems to heal fast

Akira is doing fine.

What do you want to do?
[]Skip to the end of the day and explain berserker girl's berserkness to her
[]Other, please write in.
(2/2)
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>>25705496
What commands? Her asked a question, we set a price on the answer and offered to help him get their. Neither of us are willing to extend much trust right now, and that's how it should be (for now).
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>>25705524
[X] Timeskip.
Class is boring, even when you're the one teaching.
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>>25705524
Subtly pressure Ryouichi into actually making an effort in art class.

Hiding that you're a sociopath with hollow powers is one thing, but hiding your artistic talents is unforgivable.
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>>25705524

lecture the importance of wearing clothing correctly, otherwise embarresing things could occur, such as the stupid kids at the back suddenly loosing their trousers...
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>>25705524
>[]Skip to the end of the day and explain berserker girl's berserkness to her
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>>25705524
throw calk at the kids in the back of the class whenever they start fucking around
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>>25705578
Chalk*
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>>25705557

Seconding this. Creativity is something that is useful in all callings.
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>>25705524
>[]Skip to the end of the day and explain berserker girl's berserkness to her

Also, try and find out why Ryouichi doesn't like the Twincies
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Rolled 99

>>25705578
this. then
>>25705574
this
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>>25705524
[] Other.
Physics - Is it time to play with lasers? It's always time to play with lasers.
Art - Enough painting! Sculpture time! Make sure to help students with shaping their clay.

>I assume I have support for mask making when Halloween rolls around?
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Shit, I just realized something.

We're going to have to make more of an effort to appear human, like buy (or steal) furniture, groceries etc.

Because you better believe that Ryouichi's going to be snooping around our dwelling-place looking for clues, and it'd suck to give the game away so soon.
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>>25705628
Clearly we have to leave evidence that we've been catching and eating the local wildlife, to reinforce the image that we're a crazy mystic teacher hobo.
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>>25705628
Should we leave a host of false trails for him to find?
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>>25705628
or we can just hop into a furniture stop and thow it in our plot-ventory and make a small room for ourself in the training hole
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Rolled 67

>>25705628
good point, but imagine her stress if we just chearfully refuse to answer her questions!
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>this thread
>ryouichi is a angry little male clone of us, whos actually smart enough to cover his own ass when hes gona go do hollow shit
so he may as well be our son, thats awesome.
and we now know ryoko is still ms berserker?
so odds are we should probably try to get her to control her shit, and get ryouichi to learn how to do the shit we can do, because obviously he can do basically what we can do, but on a shittier level.

also we should probably not get him and the quincies to kill each other
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>>25705652
Seconding this only if we pair the local wildlife with crazy expensive wines/sake. Wouldn't want to give the impression that we are laboring under the oppressive weight of gambling debts or the like.
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>>25705664
Her?
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Rolled 24

>>25705664
*his
he cant do shit to us, and he knows we can squish him. what would we do in this situation?
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>>25705663
That falls under 'stealing' doesn't it?
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>>25705697
From now on we are only going to refer to Ryou with female pronouns, in honor of her sexual tension with the Twincies.
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>>25705702
He can probably connect the dots, which ruins the chance to give him a dramatic revelation.

And then a second dramatic revelation that the first revelation was made of lies.
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>>25705725
So is he gay, or what?
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>>25705743
I'm pretty sure that his macking on Ryoko is legit, which'd explain why he's trying to beat the shit out of the Twincies (who are assholes to her).

He's either Bi or Bugs Bunny.
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>>25705743
no hes a sociopath he just likes fucking with people
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>>25705684
Yes, we must seem to be a crazy druken gambling spirt hermit, they will never suspect a thing
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>>25705743
Who could even begin to give a shit?
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>>25705743
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvfeUbpoFg
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>>25705760
I'm hoping for Bugs Bun with a side of openly Bi. But mostly Bugs Bunnie.
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You throw chalk at the idiots in the back, but that just seems to get their attentions more. "Bitch, man, I be a nigga." One explains in horrible English.

"I, wait, I have no idea what you just said." You protest.

"We gansters man. From street. Fuck!" Another shouts.

"This, there is no way this is real. There is no way they are real. Monologue are you fucking with me? Because I need you to tell me if you are." You explain. No, I'm not. This is a thing that's actually happening.

"Man, we get money and fuck bitches. Suck my dick, whore slut nigga." Another shouts.

"Why. Where did. Okay, who did this? Who am I going to science the crap out of in holy retribution for what has happened to today's youth?" You ask the class.

After a few moments Friedhelm raises his hand. You nod to him and he stands up. "Likely this is a result of MTV showing only foreign music videos from America. Rap seems fairly popular." He explains.

"So MTV is to blame for this. I see. They just made the list." You explain before showing the class how lasers work and silently cursing modern counter culture. Your underground was much cooler.

End of the day comes fast enough with you trying to encourage the art class to be better. Finally you find yourself back in the group room(You need more people if you are going to be a club) and Ryouichi is early.

Ryoko gives a nod as Akira arrives shortly after you and you begin. "Alright, so Ryoko needs answers. You seem to get strong in response to threats. Your power, as it were, reinforces all aspects of you physically in exchange for losing your mind. Your spiritual pressure grows and turns inward, and keeps on forcing you to be more powerful. You need to work on control,some way of keeping your head while still being powerful." You explain.
(1/2)
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>>25705849
Fuck bugs bunny. Let's go old school. Give that boy a boxed set of the Marx brothers. This kid is going to be our Groucho.
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"I know this is scary Ryoko, but I'm here for you. I know, if you want to like talk or what ever, we don't have to like do anything we can just start as friends who-" Ryouichi starts but is shushed by Akira.

"So what the fuck am I?" She asks, clearly a bit scared.

"Female? Human? Blonde?" You offer.

"No, like. Am I a monster or something?" She asks.

"Probably not. We are finding out, one step at a time." You explain.

She seems to quiet down so you gently slide your finger over the smooth top of the desk, your long nail making a soft scraping sound and you make your plans.

How do you train today?
[]Get another hollow. It seems to work best
[]Go get the twincies. This needs to be a proper club
[]Have them do some other training.(Write in)
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)
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>>25705899
>Friedhelm actually raised his hand and answered our question

Just for that, we're keeping those twins alive.
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>>25705913
>[]Go get the twincies. This needs to be a proper club

Plus they might help in getting our Students to control and grow their powers.

And we can try to figure out why Ryouichi hates them.
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Rolled 83

>>25705954
yeah, KFCHat is a cool dude, shame about his brother though. Lets go with
>[X]Go get the twincies. This needs to be a proper club
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>>25705913
...Have we tried teaching them how to meditate?

If not, do so and whisper in Ryouichi's ear that he is going to do some soul-searching today, have at least one epiphany, and come back tomorrow with a healthy new attitude that won't result in his hair being lit on fire.
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>>25705954
this, twincies don't seem as bad as i originally thought, also they beat the cocks out of the retarded idiot we made happen, i say they should live and in addition they are good for when we go smite the ever living shit out of the nofunigami.
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>>25705913
[X]Go get the twincies. This needs to be a proper club
Not only because one of them answered our question, but also to fuck with Ryou and force them to make up with Ryoko.
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Rolled 66

>>25705997
that too
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>>25705913
Leave the twincies the hell alone, they are perfect training tools for our mini-me.
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>>25705913
>[]Go get the twincies. This needs to be a proper club
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Getting the twincies and teaching everyone meditation sounds like the best.
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>>25705962
>>25705994
>>25706015
I don't know, if we bring them in, it'll take a lot of work before we can get Ryouichi to use his powers and stop pretending to suck so much.
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>>25706023
>implying twincies arn't cool
they understand the current countculture is cocks, so they are good.
also quincies may be useful when we go off andburn soul society to the ground.
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>>25706049

I agree.
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>>25706051
ryouichi is also retarded comparatively and doesn't listen well to others so honestly he deserves it.
besides, what better to do then torture mini me.
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Seems people want to go get the twincies and get them into the group somehow?

Is this correct?
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>>25706051
I mean do you guys not get how, if we want to get him to the point where we can actually teach him shit, it's probably not a good idea to bring in the dudes who probably know the taste of his go juice by heart, and justifiably would probably want to beat the shit out of him?
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>>25706092
Sure.
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>>25706092
Can we pretend to have no idea what quincies are, and just act like we noticed they were spiritually aware teens?
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>>25706092
Ayup.
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>>25706092
That is the consensus. The dumb consensus
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>>25705913

Ryoko, try meditating on how you felt when you were attacked yesterday. Don't relive it, just look at what emotions you were feeling. Knowing you have a Self-Preservation trigger means that you do not have to worry about being attacked. But the first step to control is understanding.
Akira, your senses are sharp, but you need to improve on your endurance and speed, but also your focus.
Ryoichi, Since you did not contribute to yesterdays physical exam, you are to try hiding, Akira will then try to locate you.
I feel it is time to expand our group, and I know just where to find some more members..."
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I like how it started we hated all of them, then discovered Ryoko is sort of cool if a bit unbalanced, Akira is probably our bro from when we were a scrub, Ryouichi is a wandering sociopath, and the twincies are shockingly chill despite being sort of dickish to Ryoko. It's like we no longer know where to direct our irrational hate so we are just firing everywhere.
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>>25706110
It could be a terrible idea, but in team sparring exercises they would be enough to maybe drive him out of his 'persona' he wears in public.
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>>25706150
>It's like we no longer know where to direct our irrational hate so we are just firing everywhere.
Oh, we know exactly where to direct our irrational hate.

Soul Society.
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>>25706140
>The dumb consensus

Then offer your opinion.

If you're not going to, shut up.
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>>25706169
>Oh, we know exactly where to direct our irrational hate.
>Soul Society

Specifically that afro-haired cunt.
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>>25706092
No, but I just realized that with the power gaps between all three of our students we're going to have serious issues giving normal lessons. Personally, I'd like to do a couple classes on the basic uses of spirit power - increased agility, strength and durability, enhanced CQC (think ryouichi's claws or an ding go juice explosions to punches), long range attacks and, of course, hiding your spiritual power (also, visual camouflage). Maybe we can do some book lessons and then work with each individually?
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>>25706193
>Do your job will you? You and every shinigami ever will pay for that.
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>>25706208
>book lessons

But yeah, switching to individual lessons might be a good idea for now.

Like as it stands, their abilities aren't even a little homogenous.
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>>25706232
Right, which is why I think we need to lay some kind of a common foundation between them, even if their powers are totally disparate.
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>>25706215
>implying their job isn't specifically for a monster that does nothing but eat peoples souls and fucks up the rest of the planet.
no shinigami may be good people, but they are literlly on the bad side here, and the big guy they work for is inherently evil.
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>>25706276
This.

Also most of Soul Society is a complete slum with abhorrent living conditions that make even Detroit look appealing.
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Rolled 25

>>25706276
good point, that'll make converting the little ones easyer
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>>25706319
Yeah... I find that really difficult to justify.

I mean there must be some shinigami who lived through the Edo period, they must have known how much it sucked.

Why would they decide to base most of the afterlife around that?
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>>25702843
missed it again
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>>25706276
I'll admit, I have some reservations about the trustworthiness of our source on that one.
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>>25706386
Oh you are here. Time to fuck with your autism.
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>>25706349
so if you have ever read for any damn reason the /a/ bleach threads, even though they are fucking terrible and full of retarded faggotry, they had an interesting idea that soul society is nothing but a giant rape culture, basically it is a microcosm of how we are viewing the soul king here, where all the good people get their lives ruined by the upper people and all the captains are dicks and everyone up from there are worse.

its kind of an interesting theory, at least to me anyways.
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>>25706392
The fact of the matter is, if Soul Society really was keeping the 'balance of souls' or some shit it'd need a population of seven billion, even excluding the shit ton of souls in Heuco Mondo.

There's no way its not bullshit.
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>>25706392
you know with our charactor pretty much going after this under the mantle of "good" and all, as good is a relative term here, it could be if they are lying and everything is crap, then we go and kick his ass afterwards and a horde of other people, just end all the panteons and just take over the entire concept of god, which seems to be our plan eventually anyways.
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>>25706386
Hey TS, how goes?
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>>25706473
Well really, before we commit to operation DESTROY SOUL SOCIETY, we need to go on a world tour and see for ourselves how the afterlife works in other places.
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>>25706392

The Soul Society is in favor of sustaining the status quo, if what Lucifer said of the Society's head honcho was of any indication. Though Lucifer's friends inside of the Soul Society may have differing opinions of how to steer the Society after the head guy dies.
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>>25706515
Even though we do plan to do that, I fail to see the relevance with regard to the destruction of Soul Society. Than warren of corrupting evil must be burn to ash, leaf to root.
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You tap your nails on the desk a few time, the strange symbols on your nails flashing in the light as you tap out a small tune then nod. "Right, I think we need to expand our group a bit. Akira, your ability seems good, very good actually, but your body can't keep up. I need you to run. Just run. Up your physical stats so you can keep up with your feelings." You explain. "Ryoko. You need to practice meditation." You explain.

"Why would I know how to meditate?" She asks.

"Well, that's-" Actually a good point. You don't even know how to meditate. "Look, focus on what you were feeling yesterday and try to grab a hold of that feeling. Try remembering and focusing. Do things which require focus and concentration." You order and she slowly nods her head.

"Ryouichi just, uh." You think. He is clearly working towards his own power, but he is also hiding it to fuck with people. You can get behind that but he is really annoying which is probably his goal with his fake personality. "Try upping your physical stats too I guess. I know this sounds sort of vague, but I will also work in one on one times for us to work on your powers more." You explain and they move to do their things.

You decide to follow after the quincies, their spiritual trail leading you right to them as an arrow fires off into the sky and take out a small hollow some distance away. Friedhelm is still the one using the bow it seems. You raise your hand in greeting to them making the two of them jump. "Hello twins. How are you today?" You ask.

"Hello Sensei. We knew you were spiritually aware, and knew it was only a matter of time until you came to us." Kouta sighs. "Look, I get you are making a club with spiritually aware people in it, but we're Quincies, you know? Have to be careful not to get too involved." He explains.
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"Yeah, you lost me. You knew Ryoko was spiritually aware, right? So why did you just sort of leave her? That has been bothering me for a while." You explain.

"Quincies hold grudges." Kouta offers as an answer.

"She did something to you?" You ask but he shakes his head.

"No, but her kind did. I shouldn't say anymore. We want nothing to do with your club. Sorry." Friedhelm offers before turning.

Seems they are against it because of pride. How do you want to play this?
[]Leave them alone
[]Convince them somehow(They are wounded. Maybe work on that?)
[]Ask them something(Why hide all this from hulk girl?)
[]Attack!
[]Other, please specify
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>>25706594
They ARE smart aren't they?
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>>25706583
Basically...

>If other afterlives have to keep the 'balance of souls' and shit to ensure things don't go to shit and end up reincarnating people, only half-burn Soul Society to the ground
>If any other afterlife doesn't do reincarnation and no interdimensional shenanigans occurs, destroy all of Soul Society because its a feeding funnel for a soul-eating elder god

>>25706614
[X]Ask them something(Why hide all this from hulk girl?)
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>>25706614

"Ah! I see a story there. Mind sharing?"
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>>25706614
Lets leave it be for now until we actually get results with our education program.

Like have Ryouichi, Akira, and Ryoko actually be able to work as a team and be able to save the twincies lives.

From a threat we engineered of course, but still.

Wait until we have tangible proof that we can actually teach things.
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>>25706614
>[]Convince them somehow(They are wounded. Maybe work on that?)

"We could use your help as fellow teachers, not just students."
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>>25706614
>[]Convince them somehow(They are wounded. Maybe work on that?)

you are wounded) Its always good to have back up people you can rely on no one would suspect with unique powers ...
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>>25706614
>>25706594
ask why keep it from hulk girl
also talk a little bit about them going to join their club and simply ask why they wouldn't want to simply try to have others help them out when shit goes down in this city.
also drop some hints about how things in the future may eventually may get ugly with the shinigami.

i have a hunch the quincies are supposed to be the proper guidefolk for those in the afterlife, not shinigami.
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>>25706670
I second this idea

>ymofhd cursed

Elder things cursing is NOT related captcha. WTF mate?
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>>25706708
Quincy are magical nazis.

That is not a joke.
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>>25706614
Ask them for advice on training techniques. Why not?
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>>25706708
Quincies aren't afterlife guidefolk, they're Belmonts.
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>>25706614
"Huh, with the recent influx in spiritual activity I would have thought you guys would want to up your game as quickly as possible. Fine, fine, but two things. One, tell me where to start looking for info on Ryoko's 'kind', the girl is terrified of losing control of her powers and hurting people, it's really not cool to leave her like that. By the way, saying "her kind" sounds kind of racist, or spiritualist, whatever, don't be "those twins". And second, if at some point in the future I have to save your collective ass because you decided to pick a fight you are simply too puny for then you two are going to be stuck in my training program until I don't think your going to get yourselves killed. Just giving you fair warning on that.

So, what's this about Ryoko-chan."
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We could just make a bet with them, a test. They have five minutes to try to hit us once. If they do, we give them an A for the Semester, if they don't they have to join our group.

we Sondo neckchop them the instant the fight starts, cause we never said we couldn't hit back.
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>>25706791
Seconding this.
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>>25706791
That sounds pretty good, but obfuscate the second part a bit more.

There twins are actually smart, they might suspect that we would engineer a situation that would have us heroically step in.

...To be honest, I kind of suspect that if we want to fool these guys and get close with them, we might need to use Fob Watch.
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>>25706798
I like this idea, we get to show them just how overwhelmed they really are.
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Some consensus would be cool.
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>>25706869
>>25706798
Eh, its showing way too much of our hand.

>>25706791
is better.
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Rolled 60

>>25706614
So you left a girl on her own with no clue what was happening to her, just because of a grudge held by your group? how dishonorable.
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>>25706852
I kinda want to use fob watch anyway. It looks like a fun ability to roleplay as anyway
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>>25706908
Maybe we can try experimenting with it tonight?
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>>25706791
This. I fear we might actually warm up to these little cretins.
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>>25706880
Ask them for help teaching. Explain that we are self-taught and not very good on the whole explaining how to go-juice things.
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>>25706880

I repeat my idea of >>25706670
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>>25706908
>>25706915
Way too risky. I agree it could be fun, but I want to save it for when we have to pretend to be a shinigami or something.
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>>25706893
Not really, we've already shown Sondo to the crowed
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>>25706852
I'm not suggesting we "heroically" step in, I'm not suggesting we engineer a situation where we'd need to either (Ryouichi is well on his way to doing that anyway). I simply expect that at some point they will get in over their heads or we will throw the deep end at them, either way it should be enough for them to realize the gap between where their powers are and where they need them to be.
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>>25706944
How is it risky? I really don't follow.
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>>25706969
We forget who we are in the middle of enacting a dangerous plan. It seems like there is a large risk to using that ability which means we should save it.
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Y'know, that reminds me.

There's a power we really need to practice - moving our Hollow hole.

As shown in Kenpachi vs Nnoitra, shoving a sword through a Hollow Hole does nothing to harm the Hollow.

My idea is basically getting used to using our Hollow Hole as a defence. Practice using it to let blades pass harmlessly through us as we match the movement of the blade with the position of the Hole.

Or test how big the Hole can get and practice using it to let projectiles pass harmlessly through our body.
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>>25706995
Disagree entirely, especially if we make one of the trigger conditions be that we use more than a certain amount of power.
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>>25706995
I don't know, we can make the condition really simple like just do it in our lair and make the condition be "see sunlight".
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>>25707037

Schrodinger's shapeshifting abilities are extremely potent, right? Why not just work on that until she can pull off a Clayface routine whenever she's fighting?
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>>25707047
>>25707057
What if there is a huge influx of power from it, since we got it from maxing some of our powers. Then suddenly nofunigami see super hollow juice and kill us while fobbed.
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>>25707080
We can't go that ridiculous, at least not after we became an arrancar.

I mean we have to make things at least kind of fair.
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>>25707106
We can if we release our Zanpakuto.
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>>25706880

I'll second

>>25706791
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>>25707137
Which would, in turn, burn out our body and alert Soul Society to our presence here.
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>>25706791

I'll thrown in with this...
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>>25707167
and then we proceed to kick alot of ass and then go hide somewhere.
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>>25707037
>>25707080

Maybe have the hole be our vagina?

There's already an Arrancar in canon who has his hole on his dick, so why shouldn't we do the same thing?

Nobody will get close enough to see it.
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>>25706791
this.
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>>25707193
You do know what subtlety means, right?
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>>25707167
Our body doesn't have a hollow hole anyway, I don't think we were talking about right now.
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>>25707207
not really, i do know how show of force works though.
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>>25707167
...Y'know, thats actually a good question.

Are we good enough with Cloak to hide or disguise our spiritual energy in released form?

Also, could we make it look like a Shinigami Shikai? Because nine floating lights that shoot lasers everywhere like pew pew sounds like something a Shinigami's Shikai would do.

>>25707200
We can shift our hole with our shapeshifting. We can even hide our hole, and our mask.

We have a hole only where we want it.
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>>25707193
And fail our teaching mission...seriously, I have no idea how Ryouichi's managed to stay off SS's radar as is. If they bump up their presence here significantly I think we'll have to do a rescue arc. And we aren't ready to burn the place to the grown yet (trying to get there though).
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You have a mountain of things you want to ask them, but you decide to take it one step at a time and subdivide said questions. Sadly they are still too bulky so you subdivide the subdivision. It's like you are part of the system man. You tap your chin before asking.

"Huh, with the recent influx in spiritual activity I would have thought you guys would want to up your game as quickly as possible. Fine, fine, but two things. One, tell me where to start looking for info on Ryoko's 'kind', the girl is terrified of losing control of her powers and hurting people, it's really not cool to leave her like that. By the way, saying "her kind" sounds kind of racist, or spiritualist, whatever, don't be "those twins". And second, if at some point in the future I have to save your collective ass because you decided to pick a fight you are simply too puny for then you two are going to be stuck in my training program until I don't think your going to get yourselves killed. Just giving you fair warning on that.

So, what's this about Ryoko-chan?" You ask. Why the fuck did you say chan? I don't even know you anymore.

"Hm, like we need to tell you-" Friendhelm starts but Kouta just sighs.

"Look, a few thousand years back or what ever our ancestors were stomping around Europe trying to be the big badasses of the block. You know what happened then?" Kouta asks as Friedhelm looks around.

"You got your shit stomped?" You offer.
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"By vikings. Seems we attacked some of them and they thought it would be the only way to enter their heaven. They only get there by dying in battle, and they figured we were a good chance for them to get into it. So they start attacking all over Europe where we were holed up. We sort of hold a grudge." He explains.

"She is no viking, she is proper japanese, despite her hair dye." You explain.

"See, that's the problem. The so called god that did it? He frankly doesn't give a shit. He just picks people he thinks are worthy and they get it. Or maybe it's a genetic trait we can't identify. Or maybe just a quirk of the universe. Anyway, that's why we try to avoid her." He explains.

"I see, so no way we can get you to join us? They need help being taught, and frankly I am sort of intuitive with my own power so-" You say but friedhelm shakes his head.

"We will consider it." He states simply before running off.

Well, that's that I guess. You guess. What ever, I'm a voice in your head, I don't have to explain shit. Your soul. Voice!
[]Send something big after them. A menos Grande would make them change their tune
[]Go train one on one with one of your nuggets
[]Go find satan.
[]Other, please specify
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>>25707265
>Go clean up the shrine, steal furniture, and in general make it look like we need to eat, sleep, sit etc.

Then see if we can summon a devil in the world of the living.
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>>25707253
>seriously, I have no idea how Ryouichi's managed to stay off SS's radar as is.
He has our cloaking power and seems to be sticking to picking on the Twincies.

>>25707265
[X] Go train with Ryoko
"CONGRATULATIONS, RYOKO! YOU HAVE FABULOUS VIKING SUPERPOWERS!"
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>>25707265
Reform the delinquents. Through trauma. Much, much trauma.
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>>25707265
[X] Open up a Glimpse and say hi to Jaeger.
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>>25707265
CONGRATULATIONS OLD ONE EYED WODEN, THE GRAY WALKER, THE MAN IN THE FLOPPY HAT, HAS BLESSED YOU WITH BATTLE INSPIRATION. TIME TO SHOW THOSE TITTIES DARLING, YOU'RE A BARESARK.
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>>25707290
>[X] Go train with Ryoko
>"CONGRATULATIONS, RYOKO! YOU HAVE FABULOUS VIKING SUPERPOWERS!"
made me chuckle...
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Then we discover Odin is just a hollow giving his power to spiritually powerful babies like we did and making them berserkers.

Kubo.
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>>25707287
True, but I thought they had devises that detected our reality breaking BS, and it seems like he's messing with causality several times a week. Plus he's gonna end up flaring his soul at some point because he isn't that good yet (I think).
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>>25707265

[]Go find satan
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>>25707287
>FABULOUS


Shouldn't they be fabulous Bear Shirt powers?

I mean Berserker.

We should get her a shirt made out of Bear!
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>>25707304
Oh yeah, it'd be a good idea to check in on her, see if she's gotten around to enjoying her reign.
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>>25707265
Lets go sneak our favorite two-faced brat off somewhere private and see if we can't force him to open up about his powers. Forcefully.
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>>25707349
We already have to deal with that during fatebreaker. We stay the fuck away from bears, we already agreed on this.
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>>25707342
>True, but I thought they had devises that detected our reality breaking BS
Noone does. The Hollow King only knew about them because we were holding a crystal that told him what powers we were using when we used Fatebreaker.

They know when Hollow spirit energy shows up in large quantities, and thats it.
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>>25707378
Well, no one we know about does.
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>>25707265
>[]Go train one on one with one of your nuggets

Ryouichi or Akira.
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If Ryoko really is a berserker, do you guys know what this means?

We're going to need a lot of mead.
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>train with ryoko, talk about how she is fabulous viking berserker.
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>>25707265

Stop at a library and get some books on Viking mythology and then do >>25707287. Followed by apologizing for being an ass.
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>>25707401
YES!
then odds are a jotun will show up and try stealing our shit.
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Seems viking superpower news/training are winning?
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>>25707357
That. We should say hi to the queenie and see how she likes her crown.

Is it heavy? Does it make her frown?

And young Ryoko, we should tell her of her fate. Of her blessing by Odin One Eyed, and the means of her fate.

An explanation, she deserves, of the simple nature of her power. A riddle.

We get a T-Shirt that says "Bear" across the chest and has the symbol of a double headed axe on the back. We give it too her in a gift box and tell her, before she can open it, that this is a riddle to her power.

She is what is in the box. Let her figure it out from there, mental excercises like riddles will of course help her grow in strength, because they will of course and certainly make her brain gooder at controlling her rage.
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>>25707425
yup, rip a library of its viking mythology section, buy a viking hat, and make jokes about going topless.
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>>25707425
Yeah. I think we're going to try to do individual training sessions with all the students tonight even though we probably won't get to Akira (who might be too exhausted by that point anyway). We'll start with him tomorrow.
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>>25707371
>End up getting into a fight with Ryou
>Both of us use Fatebreaker at the same time
>Sudden vision of pic related
>Ryou and Risa just stare blankly at each other in silent terror.
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>>25707425
Yup. So effectively Ryoko is pic related with a nicely specced Riastrad revamped for the Norse.
Also for the Quincy Viking rivalry the joke was on the Vikings. Quincy powers destroy the soul of those they kill.
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>>25707481
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>>25707481
>Quincy powers destroy the soul of those they kill.
No, its because Quincies flat out destroy Hollows, while Zanpakutou send the souls of Hollows they 'kill' to Soul Society. The actual act of killing a Hollow is a purification ritual.
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>>25707453
I support everything except the topless jokes bit, it's too soon for us to get away with that, sadly.


>>25707432
That shirt idea must be done.
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>>25707481
>Riastrad
Nah, that is cuchulain and too scottish.
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>>25707467
Best Interlude.
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>>25707425
Initial excitement over us identifying what her powers are, and then condolences because it seems like "control" may be impossible.
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>>25707506
Said respecced for Norse. It's in the companion and is an amazingly good berserker rage power for the Celts while the Norse are busy trying to figure out a use for their damned stupid jotunblut pantheon specific.
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>>25707524

NOTHING is impossible if we apply the power of SCIENCE! and the power of our bitching counter culture...oh, and our own twisted powers.
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>>25707524
Well, in this case, 'control' could be managing to keep enough sanity to distinguish friend from foe.
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>>25707540
...Use illusions to make all 'friendly' units undetectable?
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>>25707524
Berserking was considered a gift from God. She needs to learn to accept it, and ride the rage.
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Just wondering, what was it that we last ordered Sin Fin to do before taking our vacation? If nothing, then it might not be a bad idea to ask her to go Vasto Lord hunting like what Aizen did. Not necessarily to try and recruit them at first but it would probably be a good idea to discover the other powers that be in mexico, and our current team isn't that powerful really...
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>>25707586
We asked her to go scouting for talent.
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>>25707586
we told her to seek out those who could become vasto.
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>>25707547
Actually, I think we just need to get her killed in battle then, as the Valkyrie wings her away, fate break things just right so that her body isn't dead and her soul somehow got stuffed back in it. That should get her ascended to the next rank of her evolutionary path (with I think makes her a clear minded baddass). Unfortunately this plan requires research and rolls...
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>>25707586
I still think the hollow moon holds secrets.

And if it doesn't, it will pay for being a tease.
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>>25707627
...Tell me.

Have you ever read Terry Pratchett's The Last Hero?
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>>25707627
I don't know, I think a dead berserker is still a berserker in Valhalla.
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>>25707627
>Actually, I think we just need to get her killed in battle then, as the Valkyrie wings her away, fate break things just right so that her body isn't dead and her soul somehow got stuffed back in it.
Or we can just beat the shit out of the Valkyrie and resuscitate her.
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>>25707608
>>25707609
Ah, so pretty much the same thing really. We should check up on that sometime
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>>25707646
Long enough ago that I barely remember it. Then again, I was in the middle of two disc world novels when I saw it in the "library" and read it.
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>>25707676
The book ends with the old heroes lying dead as the Valkyires come down to take them to Valhalla...then they all get up, mug the Valks and take their horses.
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You go to the library and get a book about the norse and then make your way back to the shrine, following the scent of Ryoko. You find her idling in the training area smoking. You clear your throat and she looks back at you. "Oh, I was, uh just thinking about what I did. That's all." She explains not bothering to hide the cancer stick.

"I have good news! You have been chosen as the lucky recipiant of the rage of the nordic gods of old! With pure insanity fueled blood lust you enter the holy berserker rage!" You explain,.

'what?" She asks.

"You have viking super powers! Good job!" You shout handing her the book.

"Why did you hand be a book covered in naked guys?" She asks.

"It is you! Minus the guy part. Also the naked bit. Well, you could be naked I guess, and eventually you will be assuming you take a bath but-" Stop being creepy. "Pretty much you get viking super powers which make you angry and strong. Then you get angrier and stronger. Also something about eating mushrooms, I skimmed the book a bit." You explain.

"So this is what I am? A screaming naked viking?" She asks frowning.

"Sot of maybe? It's a start." You offer and she nods. She starts reading the book and you notice Ryouichi is nowhere to be seen and Akira is likely still out running. Ryoko is reading the book on Nordic crazy people.

What do you want to do?
[]Solo train someone?
[]Leave them alone
[]Other, please specify
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>>25707732
I wanna find Ryo. Bitch needs some what-what.
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>>25707732
Go find Ryouchi and beat the stupid out of him. We need to see his real limits.
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>>25707732
[X] Train Akira.
Throw empty cans at his head from stealth.
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>>25707732
>Find Ryouichi

I swear, if he's bullying the twincies again, even though he's injured...

It's time we educated him on how his life is going to be from now on.
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>>25707732
tell Ryoko were going to go check on something and ditch our gigai on a roof then start fucking with ryouichi
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>>25707732
[X] Check in on Jaeger.
Its been a while, and she probably misses us.
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>>25707732
Actually, gave we talked to Akira about his precog/telepathy thing? Because it might be useful to figure out how best to transition for his established mental powers to developing new spiritual abilities thst reinforce the physical training he's been doing.
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>>25707786

I second this.
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Rolled 14

lets train Akira. he has been neglected so far, and deserves some attention.
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seems split between training Akira and Ryouichi. will wait for a bit.
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>>25707889
I'm just not sure if Ryouichi's too much of a shithead to the point where he can't be left alone.
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>>25707922
>will wait for a bit.

Just flip a coin and take that.
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>>25707813
this is a fucking terrible idea, this will wake the nofunigami up and may even drag the captain commander in.

and them prowling about is terribad.
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>>25707936
This.
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I finally caught up, this thread is decently long, but yeah, I love the way it's gone. Thank fucking thor that our hollow spawn isn't as big of a pussy as we were all lead to believe. Bravo AE. Bravo.
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>>25707936
>>25707948
Flipping and then will post.
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~set to the tune of Last kiss by Pearl Jam~

Oh where, oh where is grav-i-tyyyy?
Risa took it away from me.
You're goin' to heaven, well, unless ya think fast,
Now stop bein' a bitch before you leeeeeeaaaaaave thiiiiiiis wooooorld.


It would be fun to sing that at Ryo as we make him float away if he ever acts like a bitch again.

Or if he just needs a punishment.
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>>25707993
Forgot the link to the song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_sEtNrYlC4

Might do the rest later. Mite b fun
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>>25707947
Our stealth is powerful enough to hide us from beings we can't even comprehend, unless they're specced for detection and are looking for us.

We're THAT good.

Hell, we're good enough that we can probably just give the Gigai to Jaeger and offer to let her come up here for a while to hang out.
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>>25708030
When its actually necessary to do so, then maybe. Until then, hell naw man.
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>>25707993
>>25708024
Ok. That's fucking hilarious
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>>25707993
We sing this while walking on air around him.
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>>25707993
>>25708121
This would actually be pretty effective training.

We should do this.
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>>25707993
I would agree, except we know he's not actually a bitch and we shouldn't let the other kids know the full extent of our powers just yet. I say no to this, but good idea.
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Rolled 48

>>25708209
hes still a bitch, just a different kind of bitch
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>>25708209
He's a bitch in the sense that he's still a scrub that we can turn into paint with a swing of our arm.

Really, he's a bitch-ass punk rather than just a little bitch.
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>>25708209
Some floaty bits =/= full extent of our power. If we were fatebreaking, shapeshifting, cero-ing, electricitying, crazy poison-ing, throwing black hole-ing and doing tons of other shit, yeah. That would be bad.

But we don't need to be super over the top in hiding our powers
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>>25708258
Yeah, a little gravity manipulation isn't even scratching the surface of our powers.

Maybe we can trick the kids into thinking that its our main power or something, though?
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>>25708258
I'd say that, unless pressed, we should limit our powers to gravity and enhanced physical abilities.
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>>25708258
I think we shouldn't show our hand any more than we have to. I mean, aside from Shinji, who even knows anything about what we can do?

I think it's better to keep everything as hush hush as we can, so whenever we do decide to show off, it'll blow them away.

Just think about how much FUCK is happening in Mini-me's head right now. We don't want to normalize our awesome powers just yet.
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>>25708309
this.
we are right of this second a giant walking power of bullshit, and probably one of the strongest beings of normal bleach standards right now, we could probably give the captain commander a run for his/her money because of the sheer amount of reality breaking, bullshit we have.

however AE made it so our enemies are just as bullshit stupid strong, so yeah.
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"I'm going to make sure Akira hasn't gotten his head stuck in a plastic six-pack ring." You explain before leaving a very confused looking Ryoko to her studying.

You make your way through the neighborhood and eventually find him at a pachinko parlor. He is drinking from a water bottle and seems to have been running until just recently. He looks at a few machines then puts his money in one and lets himself lose. He then does it again twice and on the third time actually plays and gets a large payout. He cashes the balls in before catching your eye. "Oh, sensei." He says walking over to you.

He wipes his face on a towel he won and kept before exchanging the rest of the prizes for cash and nods to you. "That's the trick to getting good. Feel which machines are winners. Of course I can't do it too often or a bunch of scary people get mad. So checking up on me?" He asks.

"You seem pretty relaxed about all of this. Almost too relaxed. How are you just so calm? Used to creepy shit?" You ask but he shakes his head.

"No, it's like... there's a punchline somewhere." He explains.

"What?" You ask and he gives a smile.

"A punchline. There are things at work behind the scenes, beings with plans in motion I can't see-" Like you. "-who want all this to happen, but there is a kicker to it. At the end of the day, after all the dust settles, and the dead have been counted there is a punchline. I don't know what it is or even whose side it will be on, but I know that no one will see it coming, and it will be there. It's sort of comforting to know something so perfectly." He explains.

"Wait, how does that work out? You can see some things and change them, right? So you could stop the punchline, or by knowing it, it no longer exists." You protest but he shakes his head.
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"I can usually feel my way to certain conclusions, and most times I can follow it to the best conclusion but other times I can't. It's like some things are facts, they happen no matter what anyone tries to do the universe puts them where they have to be, and the final joke? It's the greatest fact of them all. It simply is, must be, and always shall be." He explains.

Well, that isn't sort of creepy in ways you would probably ascribe to foreshadowing if you had to put a name to it. You shake your head and file it away for later contemplation and paranoid ramblings, as Akira looks to you. "So, you wanted to catch up with me for something?"

He's right, you were going to train him! How do you want to do it?
[]Have him dodge some of your attacks, see how it goes.
[]Make him help you haul furniture, you have some dosh to spend.
[]Tell him to take a lap
[]Other, please specify
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>>25708363
>"A punchline. There are things at work behind the scenes, beings with plans in motion I can't see-" Like you. "-who want all this to happen, but there is a kicker to it. At the end of the day, after all the dust settles, and the dead have been counted there is a punchline. I don't know what it is or even whose side it will be on, but I know that no one will see it coming, and it will be there. It's sort of comforting to know something so perfectly." He explains.
I know exactly what it will be.

>"So, Risa Schrodinger. Soul Society lies in ruins, Hueco Mundo is burning, and the world of the living lies dead in a perpetual nuclear winter. Millions are dead and the world is irreparably damaged because of your immeasurably selfish actions. What do you have to say for yourself, monster?"
>"...The Aristocrats."
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Rolled 18

>>25708375
Have him dodge some of our attacks.
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>>25708375
Attack dodging. Bonus points if he can predict what taunts we're going to throw his way.
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Rolled 25

>>25708413
god I hope your right.
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>>25708375
[X]Have him dodge some of your attacks, see how it goes.
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>>25708375
>[]Tell him to take a lap
We can race him while walking on our hands.
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>>25708375
>[]Make him help you haul furniture, you have some dosh to spend.
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>>25708375

>[x]Make him help you haul furniture, you have some dosh to spend.

It occurs to me that some weight-training may be beneficial for your overall toughness. Cardio is good, but sometimes you just need to be able to take or throw a punch. Or kick, or claw.

Coincidentally, I need some unpaid interns to help me move some furniture down to my place.
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>>25708375
>[]Have him dodge some of your attacks, see how it goes.
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>>25708451
I like this. We can work this stuff out as we're moving stuff.
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>>25708451
Welp. Looks like it's time to go all Mr. Miyagi on them.

But, one thing. Do we even have furniture?
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>>25708451
I like it, but let me make an addition...
>Cardio is good, but sometimes you just need to be able to take or throw a punch. Or kick, or claw. Or chainsaw.
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>>25708506

We will as soon as we spend Schrodinger's meager teacher's paycheck!
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Is it time for the second coin flip of the night?
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>>25708375
>[]Make him help you haul furniture, you have some dosh to spend.

And get really Miyagi on him.
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>>25708561
Furniture: 6

Dodge: 4

Nope.
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Calling it for furniture lifting/strength training. Anything in particular you want to buy while I type this up?
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Rolled 92

>>25708583
but dodging is his shtick!

>>25708592
Dressers. A large couch, and something pointlessly heavy. preferably made of marble
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>>25708592
Heaviest, gaudiest couch known to man and a coffin bed.

We can say something about it being good enough for the shadow vampire government so it's good enough for us.
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>>25708592

Western-style bed frame. And chairs and a table.
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>>25708592
A couch big enough to serve as a bed (We'll leave the Gigai on it every night to make it look like we're sleeping on it), a table, a bunch of chairs, and a dresser.

Also a 70-inch plasma screen tv.
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*deep sagely inhale*
Wax on - dramatic pause - carry my furniture.

Then look into the distance stoically as if we said something of great import.
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>>25708642
It's 1997. The only plasmas available are 42 inch!
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Rolled 76

>>25708666
I like this.
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>>25708642
It's the 90s.

We get one of those motherfucking huge projection tv things that's the size of a car.
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>>25708592
Supporting coffin. Let's make Ryo thank we're a vampire when he comes snooping.
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>>25708693
Oh yes. This is better.
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>>25708682

Were there even plasma-screen TVs back in '97? Weren't they those big honking cathode-ray tube boxes instead? Even a modestly sized one could be pretty heavy.
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>>25708693
Something like pic related, but bigger.
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"It occurs to me that some weight-training may be beneficial for your overall toughness. Cardio is good, but sometimes you just need to be able to take or throw a punch. Or kick, or claw, or chainsaw

Coincidentally, I need some unpaid interns to help me move some furniture down to my place. Up to my place. It's on a hill with a bunch of stairs." You explain and he gives a weak smile.

"If I say no?" He asks.

You give a small chuckle that soon falls into maniacal laughter which then stops as you stare at him. There is silence between the two of you before he sighs. "I'll go get some gloves." He grumbles walking off.

You manage to get a staggering number of items which are probably out of your price range, but you powers are hax. You get a heavy proper wooden dresser, a large sofa, a 42 inch plasma TV, a table, some chair, a small fridge, a nightstand, a large bed, and a coffin. He asks what the coffin is for, but you just glance around before telling him not to mention it here.

You make your way to the shrine in a rented truck and the pair of you look up the stairs and he glances at you. "So what's the point to this?" He asks.

"Wax on." You pause and look dramatically into the distance, the late afternoon light bathing the whole of the area in a dazzling crimson as a gentle breeze goes past you. You hear the dim sounds of autumn around you, life getting ready for the great freeze yet to come. "Carry my furniture." You command as he grumbles moving to grab the first of it.

"Crazy spirit lady." Me complains as he starts moving.

"Remember Akira. To be one with the whole of all, means to be alone in the whole of none." You explain making him frown as he carries the stuff.

It takes some time, even with Ryoko eventually coming out to help, but your shrine looks like a proper living place now. The two of them leave after, finishing just before it would become too late for any reasonable child to be out and you now have the night to yourself.
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Anything you want to do?
[]Stalk someone
[]To Hueco Mundo you go!
[]Other, please specify
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((Yes your training will have an effect on their stats as it were. I have not yet made any character sheets for them though))
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>>25708939
Not voting for anything, but Hueco Mundo sounds like a bad idea. Our little club can't handle a single scrub. The time fuckery attached to crossing the border for tequila could ruin everything.
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>>25708939
Let's see what the creepy twins are up to tonight.
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>>25708939
>[]To Hueco Mundo you go!
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Rolled 8

>>25708983
TO STALK THE CREEPY TWINS! and maybe throw a menos at them!
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>>25708976
No, WE go to Heuco Mundo. Alone.

Because our students are in bed.

>>25708939
[X] Heuco Mundo
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>>25708939
[x] Stalk Ryouichi
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Rolled 14, 96, 69 = 179

DM roll.
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>>25708939

We need to deal with that Nofunigami who has Jager's Scent...

Then we can invite her for a sleepover!!!

There will be Pillow fights, movies, games, and oh so many more pointlessly frivilous things!!!

We should invite Sin-Fin as well...
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>>25708976

I agree with this assessment entirely.

I'm pretty sure it's confirmed that time flows differently between the human world and Hueco Mundo; I think it flows more slowly in Tequila land, so we're actually gaining time by sticking around in the human world.

Also, our people are weak little tadpoles, I don't like the idea of leaving them alone at the moment.

[x] See what Ryouichi gets up to at night, maybe do some 1-on-1 training
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>>25709006
If we go we might not be back for weeks. Because time runs crazy there. And our group is vulnerable without us.
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>>25708939
Let's stalk the twins.

Maybe we can throw a bunch of hollows at them, so we can pressure them into the club.
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>>25709039
I wonder if Lucifer has any more gigais
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>>25708939
Can we get Ryoko into a martial art of some sort? Did MMA exist in the 90's? Getting her a bit more desensitized to violence would be good. Regular sparring might help her delineate between RIP AND TEAR and actual combat. Besides, the muscle memory could be useful even when she is Berserking.
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>>25708939
[X] Stalk the Twincies.
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Calling it for stalking the twincies
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>>25709056
And it has the added bonus of maybe having her rip some dudes spine out.

SUPPORT!

Also hoping for snapped necks
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>>25708939
Stalk twins. Show them an illusion far scarier than Ryo's.

Rhyme at them. We're out of practice.
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>>25709051
What, no.

They're too smart for that.
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>>25709056
Teach that bitch Krav Maga.

Bitches love Krav Maga.
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>>25708939
Have we checked in with old Lu recently?

Maybe we can find something to help our artful dodger Akira.
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Rolled 69

>>25709074
ooooh sounds fun
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Ryoko is the Seras to our Alucard.
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>>25709079
Too smart for increased numbers of Hollow in the areas they patrol? Goodness.
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>>25709110
They'd guess it was us. They're too canny to fuck with until we're ready to ditch this joint.
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>>25709104
Please, Seras had character.
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>>25709150
Tits, bloodrage, and cannons = character?

Kay
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>>25709167
You forgot headpats and having her boyfriend inside her.

Literally.
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>>25709110
Literally the day after we said something about things getting worse and us saving them in the future?
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You decide you may as well stalk the creepy twins as you make your way into the chilly night air. At midnight you catch the twins scent and consider scolding them for being out so late. Perhaps with rhymes! Maybe while dancing! That would be impossibly fun you think. You manage to trace their scent to a four way intersection before it vanishes.

You shudder as the air gets a little colder and you look around the area for them. It was a trap, they knew somehow and set a trap for you to stumble into when you were not looking. You start to ready your powers while looking at the high walls, perfect ambush points to-

"Hello." A sickeningly beautiful voice calls from behind you making you spin.

Standing there in a fresh body, and radiating an aura of beauty which borders on horrifying is Lucifer. You put your hand over your heart and frown at him. "Why are you here? How are you here!" You demand making him smile slightly.

"Crossroad." He explains.

"You have got to be joking. That works?!" You ask, suddenly aware of how easy it would be to contact him were that the case. Fuck, are we having a heart attack?

"No, I just thought you might appreciate the humor. One of my subordinates from Soul Society came to check in while the traitorous shinigami start their Hueco Mundo advances and I thought we could check in. They are able to project me there, I am not actually here, as you could have assumed from the fact there was not the whole of the heavenly host breaking apart the planet. How have you been?" He asks, genuine concern touching his voice which makes his reputation all the more concerning.

Seems you have a chance to talk to your old pal Mr. Sam. Anything you want to ask him?
[]Nothing, resume the quincy hunt
[]Know anything about berserkers?
[]Is Jager okay?
[]Your minion? Who are they?
[]Other, Write in please
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>>25709320
[X]Know anything about berserkers?
[X]Is Jager okay?
[X]How would you go about training a bunch of kids who know nothing in basic spiritual techniques? Without permanently damaging their souls, I mean.
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>>25709320
>[]Know anything about berserkers?
>[]Is Jager okay?
This is a good start, but I'd also like to know how long before the really big plans start, and also if he has any tips for training up our newest scrubs, we should explain each of their powers and see how he would recommend raising them to greatness.
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>>25709320
[X]Is Jager okay?

Only question I'd like to ask.
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>>25709320
>[]Know anything about Berserkers?
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>>25709362
Yeah these are all important questions.
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>>25709320
>[]Know anything about berserkers?
>[]Is Jager okay?
and any advice on training them hollow powers are.. instinct
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>>25709320
>[x]Know anything about berserkers?
>[x]Is Jager okay?
>[x]Other, Write in please
Know where we can get another gigai? I wanted to bring Sin Fin here for something.
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>>25709320
[]Know anything about berserkers?
[] Hey, any ideas on training our clairvoyant for combat?
[]Is Jager okay?
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>>25709439
Yes! We need to get a good substitute substitute teacher for when we want to fuck around and ditch class. Plus, it'd be nice to have another set of hands to train our human scrubs
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Rolled 46

>>25709362
this
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>>25709320
We want toys. Our little group is made up of spiritual weaklings. We want some noob enhancing/training gear. Also, do you know Odin?
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>>25709463
>>25709439

I like this.
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>>25709362
>[X]How would you go about training a bunch of kids who know nothing in basic spiritual techniques? Without permanently damaging their souls, I mean.

I think we should ask this too.

I'm this guy >>25709489
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>>25709458
Emphasis on the middle one by the way.

I fear that he'll be stuck human scrub permanently, and we don't need that.
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>>25709362
>>25709439

these two.

berserkers, Jager, Gigai's and Training...
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Can we make noises like Accelerator?
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>>25709320
[]Is Jager okay?
[]Precogs and Berserkers
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>>25709518
Are we a full fledged voice actor?
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>>25709686
>[]Precogs

So this is now becoming The Hollow Report?
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>>25709712
We totally could be. We have lots of voices. I don't think we ever ate Accelerator though.
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"I have questions only you can answer." You state before tilting your head. "Actually, you probably aren't the only one I could ask, but you are the most conveniently located one!" You finish.

"Well, I will certainly do my best to answer." He replies, his voice silently loud.

"Do you know anything about berserkers?" You ask and he seems shocked, for a moment anyway.

"I have not heard about them in a very long time. A very long time indeed. How many years ago was it they tried to wage a war against the one true god in the name of their battle lust? Such memories." He lets out a wistful sigh.

"So they are all dead?" You ask.

"Hard to say. The Berserker rage sort of happens. It's hard to describe in a way you can understand. Maybe it's like bubble wrap which pops extra good? In some ways they are humanities prototypes. In others, a manufacturing error." He replies.

"Have anything useful for them? You ask making him frown.

"I believe so... yes, somewhere. I will have some trinkets shipped to you." He explains happily.

'Okay, next conversation chain. Is Jager okay?' You ask as he glances to the side for a moment.

"Oh, she is fine. Playing the part of the arrogant new ruler for her guests, pretending to be awed by the shinigami. It is quite amusing to watch." He explains.

Seems she is okay. "Can you get another Gigai for me? One for Sin-Fin actually. One able to hide her powers while she is in the human world? I have shenanigans planned." You explain.

"Hm, that would be difficult. You have cloaking naturally so it is a simple matter to get you hidden but she does not have such a thing. I will not say it's impossible, but it will be more difficult. Give me some time." He states.

"Do you have any idea on the best way to train a precognitive and a berserker?" You ask, deciding to leave your trolltastic boy out of it for now.
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>>25709809
We should. He's an angel, so tonsa xp for that.
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"What sort of precognitive?" He asks.

"Uh, he feels stuff? And something about facts?" You answer, but by the look on his face it seems you were less than helpful.

"And a berserker is it? The best way I have found is to put them in danger. Mortals improve in mortal danger. I don't know many other effective training methods." He answers.

"So just nearly kill them?" You ask.

"Yes. Carefully. You should be strong enough to stop it at the last second." He answers.

Seems he thinks that is best.

Anything else?
[]No, go find twins
[]Yes, please write in.
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Rolled 4

>>25709888
>[]Yes, please write in.

Tell him about the fact that wimp guy is turning into Slenderman
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>>25709888
Mention Ryo. He talked about him before.

Say how we thought he was a total bitch, but it turns out hes like Bugs Bunny had a hatechild with the thing under your bed. And it's awesome.

Then thank Lucy and go stalk twincies.
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>>25709888
Ask him how is the plan of making Ryouichi a shinigami progressing.
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>>25709888
[X] Ask him about Ryou's temprament. He's been keeping an eye on him, how does the Morningstar predict he'll react to learning about our role in his...development?
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>>25709947
Oh yeah that.

Still have no idea how that's going to happen.
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>>25709917
eeh, I feel like we should keep this to ourselves for now. We can deal with it on our own and what satan doesn't know won't hurt him.
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>>25709947
Wonder what kind of sword Ryo would get.

One like ours? Dick-ass daggers? Full retard buster sword list Ichigo? Normal katana? Swedish katana? Clawed gauntlets?
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>>25709917
>>25710004
Its very likely that he already knows. He's planning on turning this kid into a Shinigami plant, after all.
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>>25709943
>hes like Bugs Bunny had a hatechild with the thing under your bed
Hehe
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>>25709943
>>25709947
>>25709989
"So, Ryou. When I first saw him I thought he was a total bitch, but then it turned out he's like Bugs Bunny had a hatechild with the thing under your bed. And it's awesome. I'd feel so proud, if he wasn't so piss weak. Speaking of which, whats the timeline looking like on that whole Shinigami dealie? And how do you expect him to react if I told him of my role in his...development?
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>>25710004
>We can deal with it on our own and what satan doesn't know won't hurt him.

Luci's whole plan is for Ryouchi to became this universe's Ichigo.
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>>25710093
>so piss weak
He does pretty good for going against the creepy nazi twins alone
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>>25710112
...You know, if this was the canonverse, I'd suspect that we'd murdered Isshin and Masaki.
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>>25710144
>25710144
Yeah but we're, like, the Top Dog! Top Hollow. Whatever.

Its kind of insulting for our badassery to be so underutilized like that, even if its only a fragment of it.
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>>25710144
Sure, but they're weaklings too.

So far, Ryoko's got the best chance of killing even a Gillian. We literally ate those things for breakfast a while ago, before moving up to eating Adjuchi.
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>>25710147
Then it turns out this is the canonverse and AE's been fucking with us by changing names around.
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>>25710170
We did the whole spirit infection thing while we were still a scrub, not when we were the strongest hollow around.
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>>25710195
His power has been growing alongside ours.

We certainly didn't have Fatebreaker when we infected him.
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>>25710093
So this seems to be the general idea?
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>>25710181
So, we're training Ichigo, Tatsuki, and Keigo? I guess that makes the Twincies a random-chance-induced counterpart to Uryuu?
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>>25710214
Yep.
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>>25710214
more or less
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>>25710214
Pretty much.
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>>25710181
so is lucifer aizen then?
lets see who else.
>tracking captain.
i have no clue who this would have been
i think we accidently killed hitsugaya before he could become a captain.
king of rot was obviously barragon, and the wolf may be genderswapped grimjaw.
sin fin is hallibel?
god damn it now i have to go back and look at shit.
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>>25710217
Fatebreaker probably made them. Hell, maybe every fatebreaker causes one thing in canon to change which we have no control over. This is our universe, we made this.

We did this.
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>>25710248
>sin fin is hallibel?
No, Sin Fin is Ulquiorra.

And Lucifer isn't Aizen. Aizen's Lucifer's 'man on the inside'. He gave him that Fruit of the Garden, which the Shinigami thinks is the connection between Shinigami and Hollow.
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>>25710248
Sinfin is Ulquiorra genderswapped with red instead of green and a thing for gifts.

The Arrancar we ate to go vasto was like Grimjoww. Or maybe Nnotolria (however the fuck you spell it. The guy with the gold tongue ceros.)
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>>25710248
actually i thought about it and does this make our charactor ulquiorra? but without the grimdark faggotry since he was pretty much the most powerful vasto with all the bullshit that he could do, including regenerate?
this also makes us grand fisher, for killing ichigos parents.
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>>25710308
i think that was nnotolria, and our wolf chick on the throne i believe is grimjaww. shit i think both of their first names are jager as well.
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>>25710248
>so is lucifer aizen then?

I think the role is that, but the role of the "mastermind soul reaper" is played by the guy Lucifer is fucking over
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>>25710348
Grimjoww was his first name. His last name was Jaggerjaquez or some bullshit.
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>>25710319
Nah, we're prolly Coyote Starrk.

Samantha was Lilynette.
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>>25710319
>>25710373
Or we're the character we made. Schrodinger really isn't like any of the hollows actually in Bleach.
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>>25710373
>Nah, we're prolly Coyote Starrk.

If you go by the "Aspects of Death" bit that Aizen might have been going for, we'd take the place of

>http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Szayelaporro_Granz

Because his aspect is Madness.
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>>25710319
We're Grimmjow, but a little more insane. Jager, despite the wolfness and the name, is actually more of a Harribel kind of character: Disciplined and skilled, with good leadership quallties.
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>>25710373
Except Colton was an entirely separate entity, and not a fragment of us we made to deal with being lonely.

Or was he?
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>>25710004

I think we should definitely keep it hush hush. If he doesn't know about our kiddo's secret, he doesn't need to. Just imagine what fun we would have clownin' on old Lu!
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>>25710481
Every single thread.
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>>25710481
Oh god.

Jimmy is our monologue, and always has been.
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>>25710498
Please see >>25710034 >>25710112
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Lol just noticed something about Ulquiorra and Sin Fin.

Ulq's last name was "Cifer"
>separate it
Ci Fer
>Silent C changed to an S. Same sound anyway.
Si Fer
>Elongate the tip of the 'r' to make an 'n'
Si Fen
>Make it more symmetrical by adding an n to Si
Sin Fen
>Change the 'e' to an 'i' for more symmetry.
Sin Fin

I KNOW YOUR GAME, AZURE. I KNOW HOW YOU NAME SHIT.
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>>25710501
Every thread what?
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Can we stop doing this "which bleach character is Schrodinger?" thing please?

All it will do is make us get shoehorned into some other character's actions from bleach.

Be our own character.
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>>25710528
Every single thread, Keikaku.
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"So, Ryou. When I first saw him I thought he was a total bitch, but then it turned out he's like Bugs Bunny had a hatechild with the thing under your bed. And it's awesome. I'd feel so proud, if he wasn't so piss weak. Speaking of which, whats the timeline looking like on that whole Shinigami dealie? And how do you expect him to react if I told him of my role in his...development? You ask.

"Weak? He is human, they do not have the same power growth curve you have. He needs training certainly. As for the plan, that is mostly up to you. I have my hands mostly tied at the moment so I fear it is up to you. I am sure you will think of something." he encourages before glancing to the side. "I am afraid I must be off, my existence is starting to be felt over there and I can't let that be noticed. Good luck." He says before vanishing.

His vague being felt over there bullshit is sort of annoying, isn't it? "Yeah, it really is."

You sigh before glancing at one of the homes by you. They have a small bird feeder with a tiny cherub on it, and from its eyes blood pours forth, to drip and mix with the water. It's face contorted into a vision of extreme anguish and ever lasting pain. You watch it for a few moments as the blood slowly stops and the face shifts back. That wasn't creepy in the least.

You give a sniff to the night air and notice the quincies are still around so you bound off after them. You eventually find them, limping along and helping each other to take out hollows. They seem to pause for a few moments as the nofunigami seem to be moving their way. They take off at a dead sprint, their wounded bodies carrying them down alleyways, but it is not enough. The nofunigami have their scent. What do you want to do?
[]Step in(Any particular way?)
[]Leave them to their fate
[]Other, please specify
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>>25710528
>KEIKAKU
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>>25710545
[X] Step in
Use our Cloak to hide their asses?

Can we do that?
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>>25710545
>[]Other, please specify
Let the shinigami catch up to them and then step in and kill the shinigami from behind.
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>>25710545
[] Other: Send as many hollow scrubs to the Nofunigami as we can to intercept them.

Then we can watch.
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>>25710545
>[]Step in(Any particular way?)
Make a menos just kind of BE TALL right in the nofunigami's way.
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Obviously we're Urahara.

>Training from hell
>Mysterious as fuck all
>Hilariously overpowered
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>>25710577
>Use our Cloak to hide their asses?
Oh, I like this.
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>>25710545
save the quincies, mind you nofunigamis are assholes who need to be offed wholesale because they all work for something that literally somehow makes the devil look like a good guy.
and thats pretty fucking bad.
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>>25710545
>Step in

Cloak our power level, appear completely human and walk around a corner.

Act shocked at their condition, and insist on escorting them home.

Nofunigami have rules about just straight up killing folks in front of human witnesses I'm pretty sure.
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>>25710591
Nah. We're obviously the DON.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>25710608
"Don't run with swords!!! You'll poke your hands off!!!"
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>>25710580
Don't we need one of them alive for something?
>>25710591
So a 1870s/80 punk rock female urahara? Can we have a black ninja lover?
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>>25710613
>implied smile
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Rolled 81

>>25710608
ooh I like this.
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>>25710608
i vote we show how retardedly powerful we actually to the quincies, at least within reason because the shinigami are attacking children, fuck them with a rake, basically just flatten the shit out of them, save the quincie kids, but leave the soul reaper alive with the stipulation that children are off limits.
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>>25710613
NO!
NO!
NEVER AGAIN!
[spoilerno matter how much I want it[/spoiler
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>>25710634
No she was cinnamon not black there is great difference sir anon.
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>>25710608
And, you know, if we're wrong, we can tell the twincies to run and say we'll hold the shinigami off.
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>>25710545
>Lucifer just told us to figure out how to shinigamize Ryou.
>Nofunigami are coming after quincies.

We should help the quincies, while setting up a red herring that we can later use to bait nofunigami.
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>>25710657
I see. I still want it.
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So, use cloak to hide the quincies and if that doesn't work, leave no shinigami survivors?
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>>25710689
>>25710577
Voting for Cloaking.
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>>25710652
oh god, how did I ruin spoiler so badly?
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>>25710545
Illusion the Shinigami into looping around the same building endlessly. Implant our hollow laughter into their minds for the duration, alongside illusory rhymes and taunts.

The legend of Schrodinger must live on!
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Cloaking only effects you. Sorry
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>>25710695
Is your right bracket working?
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>>25710696
Oh yes, because we totally want a bunch of Shinigami coming down on our heads.

That'll be a fun experience for our part-Hollow protege. Maybe we can go say hi to him in Soul Society after they're done with him.
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>>25710711
In that case, this >>25710696
sounds fun
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>>25710711
Then use illusion? Make them think there's a menos BEING TALL right in front of them.
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Rolled 12

>>25710711
alright then, ILLUSIONS
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>>25710711
In lieu of cloaking, I vote for >>25710608
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Rolled 92

>>25710730
ALL THE TALL!
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>>25710718
Huh, it's sticky...
Don't think about that too hard
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No illusions, we need to hide our power level.

We do NOT want any Shinigami being thrown at us until our students are READY.

Which they are NOT.
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>>25710608

throwing my vote in with this...
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Okay, so the consensus seems to be walk out acting like a normal human, if that doesn't work then make the illusion of a menos somewhere they have to bugger off to?

Is this correct?
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>>25710696

I vote for this.
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>>25710778
yes
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>>25710778
Yes.
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>>25710778
No, we first throw illusions of normal hollows at the shinigami and THEN we go and pick up the quincies.
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>people not realizing that we need to make a point on how we can actually protect the quincies.
guys we need to actually make a point we need to leave no surviving shinigami, i mean just blast the shit out of the guy, or guys if there are multiple.
not pandora cero bullshit strong but i imagine we could probably just electrocute one to death, since we do have electricity power 3 or 4 or so.
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Rolled 41

>>25710778
Yep. And for the Menos, remember one thing;
AS TALL AS WE CAN!
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>>25710778

But look like a completely different human than how we look.

Best keep up a disguise so that when we do talk to them they won't notice we've met before.
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>>25710778
>Schrodinger pretending to be normal human
Yes. What could possibly go wrong?
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>>25710778
No, the other way around.
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At some point we need to seriously work out a game plan to make Ryouichi a shinigami. I suggest stalking Shinigami patrols for a while. Find a patrol with a bleeding heart. From there, we clad ourselves in an illusion of a specific hollow, and ambush that patrol, injuring his friends, and leaving the bleeding heart alive. Later, we can use that same illusion to kite that patrol into Ryouichi, who will be conveniently in the crossfire. Ryouichi will play the part of concerned ghost buster, joining the fray. We murderize the bleeding heart's buds and heavily wound bleeding heart. From there, the natural course of action will most likely be to bestow power onto Ryouchi to give him a fighting chance.
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>>25710808
>But look like a completely different human than how we look.
ths

Look like Ms Frizzle
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>>25710806
Killing Shinigami will only draw more Shinigami.

Its like killing a cop - you don't do it unless you're seriously raising the stakes.
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>>25710808
That is retarded as fuck.
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>>25710808
No.

Just look normal.
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>>25710838
>implying electrocuting one won't make them wary because honestly thats a what the fuck kind of moment if bleach
i mean seriously in this setting who the shit gets electrocuted to death?
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Okay, while I am writing I may as well ask for a 1d100 roll for how be tall they be. Best of first 5.
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>>25710838
>Its like killing a cop - you don't do it unless you're seriously raising the stakes.

THIS. Risa just needs to throw the shinigami off the twins trail.
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Rolled 3

>>25710865
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Rolled 30

>>25710865
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Rolled 75

>>25710865
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Rolled 29

>>25710865
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>>25710870
>2 inch tall menos grande
rofl.
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Rolled 35

>>25710863
Because attacking a Shinigami totally won't make him want to kill you outright, especially if he has no problems killing kids.

>>25710865
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Rolled 2

>>25710865
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Rolled 100

>>25710874
Oh goddammit.
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>>25710892
Well, shit.

At least we got a 75.
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Rolled 94

>>25710892
GAH! MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>25710892
Heh. Bit late there friend.
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>>25710892
7th roll, shame
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>>25710884
you see thats why you electrocute that one to death, and say simply put the jackass was attacking kids.
because if these guys are gonna go full on asshole, may as well put the fear of gods into them.
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Rolled 22

>>25710892
god damnit why'd you have to roll so late
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>>25710892
Hahahahahahahahahahha

Nice job on fucking up our BE TALL
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Rolled 39

I think we should fatebreaker.
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>>25710902
Why does it torture me when it doesn't matter anymore!?
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>>25710910
And then we get a whole team of Shinigami investigating the Quincy and their friend that murdered one of them.

Its a retarded idea.
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Rolled 61

>>25710920
I mean, come on, what else are we going to use it on?
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So, uh. If we ever get more xp, what do we buy?

More lightning? Poison? The Mirror? Garganta?

They're all good.
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while I am writing this, would you like to fatebreak your be tall roll?
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>>25710936
Maybe save all five of them for a guaranteed 90 should we end up fighting the nofunigami?
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>>25710924
>implying assuming a jackass whos trying to murder children is gonna ignore quincies because a normal human is nearby
>implying the idea of making a building look like a menos is anything but utterly buttfucking stupid
no best action is kill the guy, when his buddies show up, explain how attacking a couple of children is a big no no and if they attack, just knock them silly and send them on their way.
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>>25710956
No.
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>>25710956
Nah
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Rolled 33

>>25710956
Nah.
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>>25710969
>mfw all of your posts
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Rolled 68

>>25710969
How fucking retarded can you even be, holy fucking shit
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Rolled 20

>>25711028
I have no idea, I didn't vote for that shit.
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>>25711028
Doesn't matter, it's a distraction while we grab the kids and run.

Personally, I just think we should decrease the quincies gravity and have them float up and away from the shinigami.

Think about it.

"Huh, so.. uhh... we're supposed to get those guys right? Well... They just kinda... huh, would you look at that?"
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>>25710969

Here's what I think of you.
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>>25711014
>>25710992
says the lolrandom crowd trying to make a god damn building look like a menos and make a murderous fuck try attacking a building, its like a robin hood men in tights skit in progress.
or the alternative that hes gonna leave these 2 alone with a "normal"human nearby when its probably more convienient to just kill all three and say it was an accidental casualty.

god damn you fucks are stupid and this is why we need to fatebreaker so damn often.
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>>25711028
Forgot to take your trip off from demon quest? It doesn't matter, yo.
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>>25711056
You don't know anything about Bleach do you.
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>>25711068
I would hate to keep a trip up outside of the relevant quest. It's just so unnecessary.
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>>25711071
Nah, I know they can stand on air and all that bullshit.

Just leave me to my humorous head-theater.
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>>25711065
If you're going to bitch about lolrandom in HQR, you're in for some miserable times.
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>>25711093
My god, a responsible tripfag.

A rare breed these days.
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>>25711103
oh i know about that, its just theres crazy, and then there is utterly batfuck retarded.

this is batfuck retarded.
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>>25711065
>lolrandum
>Guy trying to say that we should kill a Shinigami and beat up the investigative team, which will clearly have no negative consequences whatsoever
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>>25710865
...So it seems like we auto-failed the disguise thing.
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So you do not want to have an illusion menos be tall then?
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>>25711065
How many times this thread have we used fatebreaker?
How many times last thread?
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>>25711155
We do... Ignore the murderboner retard wanting to zap them all.
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>>25711155
Have it peek through a Garganta while being tall, then go back inside when the Nofunigami approaches.
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>>25711147
Crits are 1 and 1 only. 75 is our roll.
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Rolled 39

>>25711155
I personally want so sent them tons of normal hollow illusions vecause a Menos might be hard to believe.
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>>25711155
Nah, most of us are fine with this. I think, maybe.

It's a good distraction while we help the kiddos get away.
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>>25711155
It's just two nutbutters that don't really have better plans.
Proceed as "normal."
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>>25711155
Have it be tall, but also upside down (hanging from Garganta).

Their confusion will be amusing.
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>>25711134
>not reading what i said
>taking stuff out on context
>implying implications
look i said kill this guy because in all honesty it is probably best course of action because if this guy is such a jackass as to attack children, then hes probably gone full murderhobo and probably needs to be put down anyways
the investigation team i said at first to try talking down and explain how attacking children is a terrible thing and people shouldn't be doing it. if that doesn't work then odds are we will need to beat them up, or flee.

dems the facts, its honestly a much better idea then alot of the shit being spewed around for this.
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>>25711172
Dude, are you not afraid of bears? I'm afraid of bears. I tell you, we're going to have to fight the great old one, and he's going to be a giant death bear, and it's just gonna suck more and more the more we break fate.
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>>25711188
>>25711208
This, don't just have it be tall, make it act as if its trying to get out of a garganta
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>>25711155
...How about this, we just let our hollow reiatsu flare up as strong as we can without the gigai deteriorating, and lead the shinigami on a chase?

We're fast enough that he won't be able to catch, or even see us.
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>>25711172
>implying we had a chance in hell where there was any reason to need fatebreaker
>using one example when in almost every other thread we've pretty much almost always needed it.
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>>25711245
I like this better than just leaving him standing around. I think it's a better plan.
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>>25711240
I'm will never read your posts as long as you don't use periods.
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>>25711252
We feel like the Vasto Lorde we're stronger than.

That doesn't distract Shinigami, it gets Captains deployed.

It isn't wise.
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>>25711240
...You do know that the Shinigami performed a thorough ethnic cleansing of Quincies and they're strictly forbidden from killing Hollows on pain of death, right?

Because almost all Shinigami would try to kill these kids because they've been killing Hollows.

Its almost like you have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>25711155
Actually I think we need a different plan.

The way AE just jumped straight to the illusory menos, and asked us if we wanted to fatebreaker when we got a 75, strongly implies that we need a different course of action, because this is one of the exceptionally no-fun shinigami.
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>>25711272
Hey man, he used TWO. Give him some credit for trying.
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>>25711252
>>25711274
Flare it up enough to get his attention, but not enough to make him want to call in backup.
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>>25711284
This isn't cannon, so don't treat it as such. That may not be the case in the Azureverse.
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>>25711302

NO
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>>25711274
Okay not as strong as we can, how about "Strong as a hollow can get without becoming a menos"?
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>>25711284
>Replying to no punctuation guy

Please don't.
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>>25711298
He asked us to Fatebreak because a couple of people wanted it.
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>>25711155

Get a bunch of scrubs to come over and distract the Shinigami
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>>25711284
didn't they also decide after the fact that the idea of what they did was terrible and that they shouldn't have done it?

honestly its like you don't think they won't be murdered the next night or some shit.
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>>25711305
It seems like if the signs exhibited in >>25711298
are any indication, nocaps might be right and killing this dude is the only option.
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>>25711330
>didn't they also decide after the fact that the idea of what they did was terrible and that they shouldn't have done it?
Ychwach and his army of nazis think otherwise.
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>>25711305
>This isn't cannon, so don't treat it as such. That may not be the case in the Azureverse.

Do you have a single fact to back your assumption that quincies are not hated?
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>>25711305
Quincy genocide was confirmed true in Azureverse by Lucifer when we talked about the Soul King.

He had Quincies killed because he couldn't eat the hollows that they killed, since they completely destroy hollows instead of purifying them.
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>>25711305
>Quincies are being hunted RIGHT NOW by a Shinigami
>We don't know that the Shinigami want to kill Quincies
...fucking seriously?
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>>25711155
Please just continue. The flow of the story is ebbing.
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>>25711366
I was saying that the quincy genocide wasn't proven, however this anon >>25711363
showed me otherwise. Sometimes I mix up what was said in the thread, and what people have speculated. For the past few weeks the soul king eating souls thing was something I thought we had talked about as a possibility, not something AE said was true. So my bad there.
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You get into a side street in front of them and mask your own power to appear like a normal human. "Friedhelm, Kouta, what are you two doing out so late?" You ask getting a firm grip on the two boy's shoulders.

"Sensei, we can't stop, we have shinigami on our trail and-" Kouta starts but you tighten your vice like grip until you hear his joint creaking.

'Honestly, you boys should not be out so late, you have a test in the morning you have not even studied for! Come along now, or I will do something scolding like." You explain.

You glance back and see a pair of black robed assholes watching your group, though one of them feels really, really off. Sort of like lucy in a way. you try and make note of it when you feel some tiny bit of energy go over you. You blink then just shrug before continuing to lead the two of them towards their home. You get a good distance away when the two of of them land in front of you, one a man and another a woman. The man take a deep breath before pointing his hand towards you as you continue to walk, pretending to be a normal human. "Sleep!" He commands as another wave of energy goes over you which you just blink at.

You try and figure out if you need to fall over or something but the two of them just sort of look at each other. "What do we do? It's a human?" The man asks as the woman looks at the situation

"We have no choice, we have to accept that there will be casualties." The female explains.

You send out your hidden energy and summon an illusion. From a broken crack in reality a large face appears. Slowly the black cloak wearing abomination, a Menos Grande , or snacky wuppumps as you call it- "I don't call it that" appears and slowly starts making it's way into reality, peeling into is as if looking around. He is sort of be tall.
(1/2)
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>>25711367
Nah we need a new plan, since AE has done everything but go "...are you -sure-?"
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>>25711367
This please.

We already made the decision. Though I think it was a bad idea, we made it.
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"A menos! Alert the LT! Now! We have to hold it!" The woman shouts as the man runs after her. You wait till you get a good distance away before you have the false menos pull back into the barrier, seemingly only on a scouting mission. Sure, it may make SS a little more alert, but nothing points to you two. You run with the twincies, the pair of them being dragged along because of their injuries before they stop in front of a shop. "We will be safe here, the shinigami can't get through our wards." Friedhelm explains.

"Why did they just run off like that?" Kouta asks.

"Maybe they saw a hollow, or something weird, I dunno." You explain.

An awkward silence hangs in the air

Anything you want to say?
[]Say something
[]Have they break the ice
[]Just leave
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)
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>>25711427
[X] Say something.
"I seriously think you two should keep your heads down for...I dunno, the next year or so. Because they're going to murder you."
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>>25711427
>[]Say something

You guys need to lay low for a while.

Like REALLY low.

As in "hanging out with me" low.
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I just wanted to include something funny in the place of be tall then went to the restroom.

I came back and you were pointing guns at each other in a mexican stand off, or like one of us was the thing. It was interesting to say the least.
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>>25711427
[]say something
"Okay, it was my doing. Don't you worry about what it was, but know I saved you."
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>>25711427
>[]Say something

"Stay safe. We'll need each other later on."

Then leave.
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>>25711427
"I'm not one for first aid, never really needed it, but you two clearly seem to need it. Do you two want me to get you boys some... bandages? ...Painkillers? ...That's the extent of my medical knowledge.
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>>25711427
Offer to help bandage them up. Exercise that motherly instinct. Better yet, don't offer and just do it.
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>>25711473
>>25711454
>>25711446
Do this, try and nudge them into our own group.
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Rolled 14

>>25711427
echoing what >>25711446 and >>25711454 said,
We should tell 'em to lay low, offer our protection, and hint that we bailed them out
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>>25711459
It's amazing how quickly we end up in these stand offs, isn't it?

Also, I vote for this. >>25711479
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>>25711427
"So have you boys ever considered dying your hair, dressing differently, maybe not shooting every hollow you can see on your way home from school?"
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>>25711459
Well no one wants to begin REJOICING so we kind of feel the need to browbeat silly suggestions off the radar. Sometimes it's incredibly counter-productive.
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Rolled 2

>>25711427
Solemnly declare that we are kidnapping their candy asses so that they can be trained to defend themselves properly.
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>>25711473
I don't know if we want to reveal that we have illusion powers just yet.

They might connect the dots to the chump with illusion powers who has been kicking their asses every night.
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>>25711489

Bonus points for excessive application of the bandages...

"You two should be focusing on your studies not playing war with the hollows. Leave them be, they'll eat themselves eventually. Now, I'm going to have to bring you back to my place to patch you both up. I will not take no for an answer! If you want to resist then I'll just have to drag you both back kicking and screaming if need be! Now come along"

hold their arm's in a vice-like grip and take them back to the shrine...
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>>25711427
>>25711401
Good job guys, they don't give whether people are nearby them and in addition hueco mundo may get swamped with captains now, which mean we may need to return to Hueco Mundo so that it doesn't completely die.
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>>25711595
I kind of really like this.
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So where did that hollow muscle milk idea go?
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>>25711446
"I seriously think you two should keep your heads down for...I dunno, the next year or so. Because they're going to murder you. And when I say low, I MEAN low. As in "hanging out with me" low. Now, it looks like you two need some first aid. I've never really needed it myself, but... Do you two want me to get you boys some... bandages? ...Painkillers? ...That's the extent of my medical knowledge."
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>>25711633
I think feeding Ryo some hollows could have interesting results.

Shoulda asked Lucy about it. Maybe ask whenever he comes back with Sin Fin's gigai.
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Rolled 15

>>25711595
seconding. Are we gonna go all mama bear on the nofunigami when they inevitably attack on of our students? cause that's the vibe I'm getting
captcha: meal hroupec
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>>25711667
How about we go grab an Adjuchas, beat the shit out of it so its almost dead, then give it to Ryou?
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>>25711612
If the Captains could take all of Hueco Mundo they already would have.

Vasto Lordes are roughly Captain level, and they're are definitely more than 13 of them.

Besides, they can't leave SS unguarded. We could do catastrophic damage.
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>>25711595
Except their place has anti nofunigami wards.

Ours doesn't
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>>25711697
Vasto Lordes are -above- Captain level, actually.
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>>25711692
I think that may be too strong for him, you know, like starting out an early drinker on whiskey shots. While wholly entertaining, not really the best method.
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>>25711703

Ours does. It's what we coated the training room with... so we could go all out without going 'Ping' on the No-Fun radar...
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>>25711612
Captains don't go to Hueco Mundo.

They're not allowed because Hueco Mundo must have approximately the same population as the Soul Society (I guess souls that are inside hollows still count) or else they both break.

Like remember the Hollowcaust the Vandenreich performed?

Mayuri had to kill a bunch of peasants to keep the scales balanced.
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>>25711711
Average Captain level.

Though what exactly an "average" Captain is, I have no idea.
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>>25711692
Oh god.
This is either going to be an extremely fucking terrible idea that will speak nothing but doom on our heads or this will be the best thing ever.
I have no clue which at this point, because i'm not exactly sure how Ryouichi gets stronger, by training or eating hollows and souls.
Actually how Hollow like is he anyways?
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>>25711769
That captain that died like a pissant seemed pretty average. But he was up against super quincies...
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>>25711743
The soul balance thing is a lie in this universe. The soul king just uses it as an excuse to eat souls.
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"I think you two should lay low for a while, say... a year? Yeah, about a year would be good. Try Paris, I think I spent a year there. Or with me, hanging out with me who maybe went to Paris would be good. You will be in Paris by proxy." You offer.

"Thanks, but we should be fine. We have our ways." He explains.

"Right, oh, uh. You two look sort of bad. Like really bad. I seem to have a troubling knowledge of illegal narcotics and methods of acquisition or production. Would you... would you like some?" You ask but Friedhelm shakes his head.

"No, that won't be necessary. Look, you saved us and that means something. Maybe we have to lay low for a while but-" He starts.

"Or, you know, not shooting hollows all over town on your way home from school. Might be a good plan." You explain.

"Y-Yeah. Maybe we over did it. Look, you helped us out and well. Thanks. That club thing might be a good idea for us now, we can try and teach the others what we can." Kouta offers.

"Look, our mom is going to wake up if we keep talking out here. We will see you in school tomorrow sensei, okay?" Friedhelm offers before the two of them walk inside, and hide behind their barrier.

Seems you managed to get more members of your club. Lucifer seems to want to leave the gaining of the apple to you, and you aren't sure but you think the shinigami who becomes Ryo's love interest will have it. "Why do I think that?" You ask.

Shhhhh, just accept the meta.

"We never did decide what his type is. So that doesn't even sort of narrow it down." You frown.

You still have a lot of work to do.

Alright, why not call it here? I already archived it so that's a thing. I will be around for any questions/concerns/comments. Or just to shoot the shit. We're on auto-sage anyway.
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>>25711791
Won't prevent the captains from reinforcing the lie in their behavior and sticking to their no-transportation-unless-the-plot-demands-it-like-it-does-with-that-traitor-shinigami guns.
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>>25711791
...Except it isn't because otherwise why the fuck wouldn't the Shinigami constantly attack Hueco Mundo so that they can feed the Soul King delicious souls?

Use some basic logic.

If "purified" hollows go the soul king's stomach, why is it the world where hollows live never see shinigami?
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>>25711791
Thats true, but the Masquerade must not be broken. The Shinigami have to be kept in the dark or they'll rise up.
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>>25711810
So, they're mom is the quincy we wrote on? We simply *must* introduce ourselves. Use our full name.
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>>25711810
>"We never did decide what his type is. So that doesn't even sort of narrow it down." You frown.
Clearly Friedhelm is his type, so by process of deduction Friedheim must have the apple!

Quick, rip him open and poke through his intestines for it!
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>>25711866
Just guessing, to clarify.
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>>25711866
It would certainly be unkubo if she wasn't their mother.

She's totes their mother.
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Was fun. Shame I gotta wait through a day of aida (which will be ignored) but whatevs. Other people like it I guess.
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>>25711874
Your logic is sound. Give me a 1d100 roll please.
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Rolled 75

>>25711888
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>>25711810
Congratulations on a strong return AE.
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Rolled 9

>>25711888
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Rolled 23

>>25711888
>implied, smile,
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Rolled 15

>>25711888
Yes.
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Rolled 42

>>25711888
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>>25711874
No! You are bad! Bad Anon, you get off the furniture.
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>>25711902
75.
Good enough or do you guys want to fatebreaker?
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To whoever drew that sinfin head from the start of the thread, the nose looks fucked up. If you could work on that, it would look a lot better.
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>>25711888

don't rip Friedhelm open!
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>>25711888
Wait, what?
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>>25711940
If we crit, can we pull an Aizen and do it without killing him?
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>>25711887
I love AIDA Hollow anon. D: kite is my waifu.
>>25711903
Thanks, some areas I want to improve but as a whole sort of doing what I want.

>>25711902
>>25711907
>>25711910
>>25711913
>>25711917
You lunge at friedhelm, the logic in you demanding it and from his chest bursts forth rubbery tentacles, born from a nightmare abomination beyond imagination. He lets out a yell, his voice the sound of rotten baby fingernails and his eyes the color of terror and death. "Who takes the soul king's prize!?" Asks he, but lo!

There be tigers here.

Dead end.
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>>25711940
USE FATEBREAKER
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>>25711969
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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>>25711969
Alright guys let's reroll. Voting for for EdgyHollow. Hollow hole is located wherever lobotomies are performed.
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>>25711969
Oh god why.
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>>25711969
>I love AIDA
It's always nice to hear you say that, I just get worried easily.
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>>25712025
Hole are circular, how could it have an edge?
>>25712034
If you had fatebroken the bears would have become more real than the apple and casualty would have died.
>>25712044
I worry all the time too.
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>>25712025
Accelerator hollow.

Make him be a girl too for some reason.

Accel also got shot in the head, so forehead hole makes sense.

And we can rip off legs and induce uterus prolapse in our victims because lel.
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>>25712075
Not edgy enough.

Give her a trenchcoat and have her be drawn by Frank Liefeld.
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>>25712102
>Realizing I don't have a pic of Accel in a trenchcoat, despite my big Accel folder.
Fuck. I'm kinda surprised I don't have one.
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>>25712102
Not fetishy enough. She needs to wear thigh high fuck me boots and speak like she is 6-8
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>>25712073
Holes are their own entire edge. According to some really fucking crazy mathematicians. Others define edge as being a boundary.
But fuck man, seriously, we can just like, have a power that makes circles have edges, call it "Failed College Mathematics."
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>>25712073
I think you should figure out a way for this >>25707467 to happen in SS. That will be our crushing victory play.
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>>25712150
Not far enough.

Needs to not wear any pants or skirt and walk around in a g-string.

And wear cat ears.

Rainbow-furred cat ears.
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>>25712175
>not having it as a cute trap which purrs with cat ears on.
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>>25712175
And belts. Hello-kity belts and red light district hairpins.
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>>25711874
>>25711888
Holy-holy SHIT you GUYS I know how to solve the Hollow Quest

All we have to do is seduce Ryou, then WE will be his type!

AND THE APPLE WILL JUST FALL INTO OUR OUTSTRETCHED HAND

THIS PLAN IS OBJECTIVELY FLAWLESS
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>>25712025
So the frontal lobe then?
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>>25712210
That's like. Incest almost.
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>>25712210
I support this endeavor.
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>>25712210
Alternately we just take Ryou around and show him Shinigami chicks and have him rate them out of ten.

The one that rates the highest is our Apple-bearer!

>>25712227
As I said, objectively flawless!
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>>25712227
>>25712210
Seconding for linked reasons.
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>>25712158
We should have a triangle for our hollow hole.
>>25712173
That is the end result of the S man constantly fucking with casualty.
>>25712175
The eyes also change color depending on their mood.
>>25712197
Dick girl with cat ears.
>>25712210
I see nothing that could ever go wrong with this plan. The apple was in us all along anon.

I should ask, as the quest ran tonight, is that how you would prefer to run the narrative portion of the game? More romance options? More active sequences? Sadly the majority of what we deal with is like tissue paper to us right now so I can't ask for rolls as often as I did in BR.

More characters or do you feel that would overshadow what we have?
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>>25712273
>More romance options?
Fuck no and if you do I will make this quest miserable for all participants
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>>25712273
Personally, I'm enjoying the chance to play mysterious mentor for once. Its like a breath of fresh air to be an enigmatic level 80 madwoman with maxed out gear in the level 6 starting zone.
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>>25712273
You may not want to give Risa romance options, I mean, that plant sacrificed its LIFE- nay, its PLACE IN THE SPACE TIME CONTINUUM for our survival.
Why, if a human were to even suggest that they could replace Simon....
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>>25712273
actually you know what would be really cool, is if it turns out like our berserker if the rest of the world is slowly bleeding into japan whether or not the soul king likes it, like for example you could do some shit like way later in the future, bullshit like a skinwalker shows up and nobody has a clue what the hell to do with it.
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>>25712318
It'd be hilarious if we ran into Thomas in Soul Society.
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>>25712273
Maybe one or two more characters?

Give us some you can x or y, but not both. That's a bit more on edge. Or you could throw in something that we could roll for. Like, if you do this, it'll be risky, but it will have hella rewards. If you're upfront about that once or twice, we could roll happily.
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>>25712328
OH NEATO.

Can a wendigo show up? I like those.
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>>25712273
More TALL.

And yes, I think the quest progressed nicely tonight, but romance options don't really make sense in this case. So maybe just let us play favorites with the characters, and more Sin-Fin.
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>>25712328
Oh thats...thats actually an awesome idea.
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>>25712273
I think you should include more kubo.
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>>25712345
i wish, that would be awesome.
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>>25712317
I would like to say that I am also enjoying this.

The "whole wax on... carry my furniture" thing made me very happy.
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>>25712345
Fuck off, Snapple.
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>>25712353
Maximum kubo:

<Ryouichi> Hey, teach, did you hear about how I was kidnapped when I was young? Yeah a crazy cultist couple was about to sacrifice me to their dark gods when I was a baby, but some heroic stranger killed them and wrote on the walls in their blood.
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>>25712347
Sin-fin is boring.
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>>25712347
>more Sin-Fin.
Seconding.

>>25712393
no
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>>25712393
Necks will be snapped and you can't stop it no matter how hahahard you try.
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>>25712402
We haven't really interacted with her that much, to be honest.

She's got potential, at least.
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>>25712402
Sin-Fin likes shortbread. Not boring.
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>>25712305
>>25712318
I sort of agree to the lack of romance options and like where it is, but I also tend to suck at reading players so I figured I should ask.
>>25712328
You sort of got it, but you also sort of don't. Pretty close guess to part of the plot though.
>>25712343
I plan on introducing more, like the shinigami and lucifer's supplier, plus others.

I sort of want more sin-fin. She is finding more arrancar for you though. So that's a thing.
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>>25712424
>I sort of want more sin-fin.
Oh god yes. I love MUH AUTISM GURLS
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>>25712424
Whatever happened to Sid the Squid? Are we going to get an update on him?Read as; start poking him with needles?
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>>25712424
>I sort of want more sin-fin. She is finding more arrancar for you though. So that's a thing.
She tracks one to the real world

Its hunting us
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>>25712466
We should make Sid into the MUSCLE SHAKE and feed him to Ryo
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>>25712424
>close guess as to the plot
oh thats hilarious.
so the world is slowly bleeding through, which wilol probably automatically fuck up everything.
probably no skinwalker though, which gives me a sad.
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>>25712474
Didn't we already discuss how that was a bad idea?
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>>25712474
I wonder what ground hollows taste like... They already look like animals but they're made of spirit particles or something.
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>>25712483
We did.

Because he's got our poison in him.

The one that gives people our very special brand of insanity.

The very special brand of insanity that Ryouichi already enjoys the company of.
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>>25712451
Was going for extreme emo girl parody. I want to see her at the super market in despair she can't tell the difference between different sorts of peppers.
>>25712466
Soon, all of creation will be under the domain of sid the squid! He is sort of just there.
>>25712468
She already found at least one. But arrancar stay out of the real world usually.
>>25712475
Not really but sort of? It's sort of like you identifies part of a shape right.
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>>25712483
We speculated. I'd still like to ask Lucy about it.
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>>25712485
Ever tasted bone dust? Something like that, but really finely ground.
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>>25712483
What are you talking about it's an incredibly great idea and it's great that we're having this discussion moving towards applying the strategy towards Roy-Roys growth anon-chaan~.
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>>25712502
Well it was just a suggestion as to how she could show up for a thread or two without stopping her mission.
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>>25712502
Want more SinFin.
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>>25712510
Uh.

Why do you know the taste of bone dust? Uhhh.
...Can we get an adult in here?
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>>25712511
That was an amazing run-on sentence Anon.
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>>25712526
I imagine it would taste like teeth powder maybe, like when you get your teeth drilled.
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>>25712525
>not knowing the taste of bone dust
>participating in hollow quest

UP YOUR FREAKING GAME
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>>25712562
Jesus christ. What. I've never had to have teeth drilled. Oh my god that sounds terrible.
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>>25712571
Wait, had to get my teeth drilled? No no, it's my hobby.
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>>25712571
It's pretty bad, yeah.
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>>25712502
The afterlife of an entire continent has been hijacked by an eldritch horror. Said eldritch horror is fucking with reality. Soul society is prime real estate for whomever can take it, and no one could really complain.
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>>25712571
My strangely acidic saliva combined with my craving for mountain dew has ensured that I've had to go through that 10+ times.

It isn't pleasant.
I have stopped drinking anything even slightly acidic.
tooth dust also tastes awful.
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Listen up chaps. If you're serious about playing a collective game you need to work on that chair sitting posture, and I've got the perfect thing for you to use to make your play so much easier you'll believe that you hadn't actually been sitting down for eight hours since you woke up. Just mix with anything and consume with alcohol for increased nutritional benefit.
Choke on responsibly.
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>>25712641
I would love to see an infomercial about this shit.
>"Oh man! My bones are so weak! I should eat powdered bones that will help!
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>>25712632
...SM is that you and is that why you're obsessed with teeth cleaning?
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>>25712641
I ran out of wine, so I had to start on my scotch. I also don't believe in mixed drinks. Also, I run much better when I am not sober, so that's a thing.

>>25712597
I do like the idea of soul king as an eldritch horror. It makes the Kuboverse so much more interesting if you imagine it that way.
>>25712678
The logic is sound
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>>25712687
What type of scotch. I may have to be elitist at you.
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>>25712710
Seconding. This is important.

>>25712687
If you say something cheap I may have to archive your next quest early with the brand tagged. Just a warning.
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>>25712710
>>25712730
Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban 12 years
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>>25712763
Damn now I really wanna put it in the tags.
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>>25712779
Because I have good taste, I am sure.
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>>25712818
That and maybe it will let you pretend to be drunk while running. Like... others.
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>>25712818
>Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban 12 years
On a student's budget, I am not going to criticize.
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>>25712845
fukn sm...
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>>25712845
But I'm not drunk, just enough to make me thicker skinned.
>>25712857
It's about as well as I can do while saving up for next semester. Even then my gin quality had to go down.



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