>List of current abilities:
Mouth:
- Teeth
- Mandibles
- Lower jaw
- Tongue
- Fangs (Inject poison)
Body:
- Spine
- Snakelike form
- Feathers (green) (manipulable)
Limbs:
- Muscular fore legs (Thin carapace shell)
- Second pair of Muscular fore legs (Thin carapace shell)
- Bird/crustacean hybrid rear legs (good jumping)
- Digits (Front and middle)
- Claws
- Suckers (On palms/feet)
Sensory:
- Colour vision
- Hearing
Reproduction:
- Stinger (Own species compatible)
Social:
- Ability to resist beast urges
- Can understand language
- Can speak (Single voice: male human blue collar worker)
Knowledge:
- Unique: When you eat a new creature, you gain knowledge of its strengths and weaknesses.
- Common: Names of common objects, Pirates in the sector, This Asteroid Base layout and structure, Basic food preparation, Flirting, Social structure of This Asteroid Base
- Specialised: Refuelling business, Paperwork, College life, Driving, Racing, Engine maintenance, Interspecies compatibilty, Fast food delivery routes and shortcuts in this asteroid base.
Bioweapons:
- Photosynthesis (Heal or recharge weapons after sunbathing in bright light for a time)
- Poison (Deadly Neurotoxin) [2/2 uses remain]
- Hyper Reflexes - Slow motion [0/2 uses remain]
???:

>When you devour a delicious creature you can gain some of it's strength!
>You can also heal, or recharge bioweapons!

>>25824305
Welcome back, friend.

It'd be nice if you gave us a few suggestions. It helps make good decisions.

Now, we should find somewhere that plays to our strengths. Any concealable areas?

could you describe the vehicle a bit more? How fast are we moving? What sort of terrain are we on?

>>25824305
We're out of the control of the vehicle, right? Is there anyway we can gain control/at least guide the vehicle?

An overhead sign wooshes past your head, receeding into the distance. You are going fast. Very fast. Far faster then you can leap. Moments later and you find yourself on the bases equivalent of a freeway, your midlimbs driving almost on autopilot as your forelimbs hold on for your life.

Spaced every so often around you there is a delicious thing in its own car, truck or tube. You could probably jump to one if you tried.

The gorilla stamps its foot, denting the metal hull of its vehicle. With one arm it grabs the long metal tube pointing out of the front of the tracked thing, and the other it lowers an arm and points it at you. The end of its hand rockets off, and catches the still smouldering seat of your bike! One delicious finger turns around and a phaser blast catches you on the limb!

>Roll 1d100 to not fall off!

Rolled 100

>>25824619
HANG IN THERE, DELICIOUS

Rolled 17

>>25824619
c'mon stay on!

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>>25824655
I was not expecting that.

>>25824305
Woohoo! Welcome back OP, it's good to see you

Oh...right I forgot we were currently on a flying flaming bike of death and murder

>>25824655
It's gonna be a good night

>>25824305
Fuck yeah Bioweapon Quest. Too bad its five in the am over here

The blast throws you and you fall off the bike, but some latent (and stolen) memory kicks in, and your hindleg hooks onto something, and in a blur of motion you find yourself standing on top of the bike, which is now flying upside down. The hand falls off and bounces along the road, before smashing through the windscreen of a small car. The delicious thing inside screams as it dumps waste mass.

The RoboGorilla raises a single finger at you and puts the stump of its other arm to its ear, saying something.

Your knowledge of the asteroid base leads you to think of two possibilities: you could go down the right road and head to the manufacturing district, or you could swerve left, and travel off through the slums. You get brief images of huge iron smelters, warp drive forges, steel cable twiners and tarpaulin rooves, muddy hovels, desperate workers, screaming offspring...

You shake your head as another huge overhead sign flies past, even faster then the last.

>>25824655
>roll to hang on
>nat 20
>you hang on so hard you can never let go
>now you are some sort of unholy alien/motorcycle amalgamation

>>25824796
manufacturing district

>>25824796
Ha! We're the most adorable thing on earth.
I assume Space Gorilla is yelling something mean so...

"YOUR MOTHER!"
As loud as we can back

Also, swerve into the Manufacturing district please. Thinking they're already searching the slums for us.

Rolled 44

>>25824796
jump into a car, motorbikes are too dangerous when you have robotic limbs being thrown at you

>>25824796
Manufacturing district

Your suckers make it easy to hang from the bottom of the bike as you bite and wrestle with the steering bars. You hook a hard right, and nearly slam into an oncoming car! A slight correction later and you realise that when you're upside down, left is right and right is left. Of course!

There are many more trucks on this road, speeding behind you. You seem to have lost sight of the gorilla, but you can still hear its vehicles roar from somewhere behind you.

Then a sudden movement catches your eye: another hoverbike flies off a ramp from the tier above, soaring towards you. It's a new model, twelve quantum cylinders, an aftermarket airbrake, neon running lights, the works! You shake those horrible thoughts out of your mind as you realise that its rider is delicious! You can see a few patches of green skin beneath the grey uniform, in between the bright flashes of blue and red coming from the bike.

>>25825025
green is not a creative color
dive into a car, they contain delicious and they are more safe. It's a win win

>>25825025
Aw crap, it's the Fuzz!

Quick, hit the accelerator. As delicious as he may be, it's not worth our life!

>>25825085
agreed. let's get off this bike-wreck waiting to happen

The bike lands right beside yours, and you get a full view of the greenskinned humanoid riding it. It's one of those 'Greenskinned Hussies'! You kick the accellerator pedal and your bike rockets forward. However the flashing bike is just as fast as yours, and the rider is no pushover. You are hunted as you weave left and right between the trucks, but there's no escape!

In desperation you leap from your flaming bike onto the back of a trailer full of metal barrels, each and every one of them a bright red.

The delicious fleshbag pulls up beside the trailer with a heavy handgun pointed at you.

"You're under arrest for crimes against Piracy! Put your limbs behind your head and lay down your weapons! I'm bringing you in."

It looks delicious.

>>25825286
Crap, she has a gun aimed at us...
Maneuver to the opposite side of the truck so she can't hit us, and wait for a nearby car to drive by and jump on it to get outta here!

Rolled 7

>>25825286
pull him into the trailer and eat him
I rolled for this

>>25825314
Wanting to get the hell outta here...

are there any cars nearby? JUMP FOR IT

>>25825286
put up all your limbs except for your claws. use them to take away that gun.

captcha: and linkshot

Rolled 11

>>25825314
GO DONKEY KONG ON HER ASS! THROW THE BARRELS!

Rolled 54

>>25825314
Let's roll across the sky and onto her damn face!

>>25825314
move towards the front of the trailer, see what's pulling us.

You leap behind the barrels, trying to get out sight, and away from that gun.
"Hey, come back! I can't shoot you if you're hiding amongst explosive barrels!" the delicious thing whines.

You sneak towards the front of the trailer. It is being pulled by a small, wheeled cabin. You don't think there's anything delicious insi- No, wait! there it is. Every so often the cabin becomes delicious! But then it isn't again. It hurts your head.

You hear a clang from behind you, as the delicious thing lands on the back of the trailer.
So you kick a bright red barrel at it.

>Roll 1d100 for power kick!
>What else do?

Rolled 42

>>25825499
kick then jump into the cabin!

Rolled 24

>>25825499
Kick, then investigate the cabin! It probably has something delicious inside of it.

Rolled 14

>>25825499
Kick, and then check out the cabin(apparently it is the cool thing to do)

Rolled 47

>>25825499
Aww yeah, we know how to kick barrels like a boss.

Alright, after kicking it, if delicious is successfully distracted, we shall scurry up close and leap at her, eating her

Rolled 72

>>25825499
Kick it and then move behind it, letting it mask our location and then moving in for the kill

You remove your pants, pull out your penis and start masturbating everywhere
You cannot do that without doing me first the delicious thing whines.

Delicious thing bends over and exposes a soft, lush anus. You may be able to go for it, orelse you will be the one receiving

>Roll 1d100 for power ANAL!
>What else do?

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>>25825617

>>25825617
Really?
I guess I'll have to secure trip then.

Rolled 77

>>25825617
dafuq? if kick is successful with knowing them down go for the kill, if not, into the cabin

Rolled 63

>>25825668
I...was slightly afraid that was real

>>25825670
Hold me toque ;~;

>>25825670
This will do.

Rolled 87

>>25825617
dafuq? if kick is successful with knowing them down go for the kill, if not, into the cabin

>>25825680
Nah, someone's being a dick with based Toque's trip.
>Dumbass doesn't even know Delicious doesn't wear clothes, though.

please, somebody fix this madness

new secure trip
now lets continue...

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>>25825617

>Please disregard the other post. Someone's messing about with my trip.

Your toe-claws go right through the flimsy barrel as you kick it as hard as you can. Sludgy fluid begins leaking out as you fumble, suddenly off balance. The stuff feels familiar, almost like starship fuel. Exactly like starship fuel, your memories tell you. You kick at the barrel with your other legs, and wrench yourself free.

The barrel rolls toward the greenskinned fleshbag. Who slams a booted foot into the barrel, knocking it aside and spraying fuel all over the trailer.
"You fool! I took all the Alien Martial Arts lessons in the course! You can't def- Oh shit, that's a big mess."

You leap onto the cabin and slip in through the empty window. The wheel is unattended, but a cold voice speaks to you. "This is an automated vehicle. Please exit the vehicle."

>>25825743
imposter, no secure trip, please ignore

>>25825743
>>25825761
I'm so confused

>>25825743
Attempt to eat the delicious AI of the vehicle! Somehow!
>>25825761
Piss off, impostor.

>>25825743
Wait, it's automated? But...

OH! There's an AI here! Let's hunt for that sucka...also if we can twist the driving wheel a bit to throw the police off would be nice. I assume the starship fuel will make standing...more difficult for her.

>>25825761
Fuck off cuntlips, no one wants you here

>>25825743
This guy is obviously the real Toque since he actually has written something down.

Try to ambush the greenskin

>This is the real me. Check the twitter: @solartopee, for proof.

>>25825743
Ambush the greeny

>>25825743
Ask where the AI's core is located.

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Rolled 75

>>25825743
>>25825761
.... what?
evasive driving, let knock her off

>>25825810
That's not a secure trip. You should get a secure trip.

>>25825810
>saging own thread
>thinks people will believe
>fuck off imposter

>>25825743
destroy the auto pilot. crash the car then eat the officer

>>25825854
it's him

>>25825869
his twitter was obviously hacked too, look at the messages

>>25825869
you're him

>>25825869
>>25825877
What's with all the trolls tonight? Geez

>>25825887
I just wanna quest :(

>>25825887
Anal fest is better outcome...

>>25825901
we all do, but not with faggy emoticons

You bite at the steering wheel, trying to turn it, but it seems to be locked, moving against your control.
"Vehicle hyjack in process. Alerting overseer."

All of a sudden a box in the cabin becomes rather delicious.
"Hey, what's going on?"
You bite into the delicious box.
"Ahh! No! Stop it! The cargo is dangerous! You'll make us crash if you keep eating me. If you stop I'll take you where you want to go!

>Continue eating
>Stop eating and say what?

Rolled 76

>>25825935
>Stop eating and say what?

>>25825935
>Stop eating, and say, "Take me to the manufacturing district!"

>>25825935
TAKE ME IN THE ANUS

Rolled 49

>>25825935
fuck it, I say continue eating then leap out

>>25825935
eat that thing! we'll probably gain something awesome from devouring the AI and we also have to worry about the police officer

>>25825935
stop eating and say "take me to hospital"

a place of this size must have one, and the weak and infirm make easy prey

>>25825935
Hm...well we can always eat him later I suppose...but say we'll only stop chewing, we won't let go of him until we get where we need to go.

First thing: Shake off the cop on the back of the truck.

Second thing: Take us to Manufacturing

Third Thing: eat em

>>25825935
"Take me to the manufacturing district, tasty talking box! And lose the green thing on the flashy bike!"

>>25825935
>>Continue eating!

>>25825935
stop eating and stick in bum

>>25826036
silly troll. we don't have a bum

>>25826062
was no troll, we have bum. anal play is always ok

>>25826036
+1 for fun

"Take me to the manufacturing district, tasty talking box! And lose the green delicious fleshstick on the flashy bike!"
The truck veers to the right, switching to a different highway.
"But that is an officer of the law, and a living being! I cannot take an action that would allow-"
You bite into the delicious box again. Hard.
The voice becomes crackly and harsh, "Argh! My shortwave communicator! How could you!"

You spare a glance through the rear windscreen of the cabin, to see the greenskinned meatbag aiming its gun at the cabin. You duck down as two loud blasts sound out, and the glass shatters and sprays into the cabin. You look up again to see the thing performing a leaping kick at you!

>What do you do?
>Roll 1d100!

Rolled 70

>>25826187
grab it's leg with our tentacle and climb up it and eat it

Rolled 16

>>25826187
Eat it! Just eat it~

By which I mean bite off her foot as it comes towards us. Nom nom nom.

Rolled 16

>>25826187
get out the way?
THEN eat it!

Rolled 21

>>25826187
Dodge and bite her bite! grab her from behind and hold her arms up while biting her neck!

Rolled 48

>>25826217
this

>>25826187
open wide.

Oh shit, organic computers? Or at least heavily modified cyborgs.
Wonder what kind of stuff we'd get from something like that.

You bite at the leg of the fleshthing as it sails in through the window. Your teeth cut through the fabric and into its flesh and it howls in pain. It tries to pull away, but you grab its leg with your claws and suckers, holding it steady while you bite and tear with your mandibles.

The thing strikes at you with its fists, bruising your limbs and body. You bite and claw at the things limbs and body until it ceases struggling, blood pooling on the cabin's metal floor.

"You... You killed her!" the box crackles, vaguely deliciously.

>>25826407
eat it eat it now!

>>25826407
"Yeah, And you better take me to the manufacturing district or you're next!

Rolled 41

>>25826407
what can we get from eating her?

>>25826407
"And you'll be next if you don't keep driving!"

Eat the officer.

>>25826407
Grin widely (As wise at starting bite and glance to the box)

"Yes. Yes I did. Now, do as I say or you're next. I'm...still hungry."

>>25826407
Oh also feast on her

"Yes, delicious rustbucket. And you will be next."
There is a stutter, and the metal box ceaces to be delicious.

With a giggle, you tear the green thing's armored headpiece off and swallow its skull whole, before chewing up the rest of it.

>Pick one of:
>Knowledge - What is this Martial Arts thing? How do you sling that gun so fine?
>Ability to breed with anything - Spawn creatures like you!
>Sensory tendrils - The things hair appears to contain new sensory organs! Gaining them would give you a whole new world of sensations!

>>25826407
"ILL STICK IT IN YOUR ANUS NEXT" you say warning him.

you bend over and slowly spread your cheaks. what happens next is up to a roll

>>25826490
>Ability to breed with anything - Spawn creatures like you!

We can finally use our stinger.

>>25826490
sensory tendrils! we need them feels with our anus

>>25826490
Ability to breed.

Obviously.

Rolled 29

>>25826490
>Ability to breed with anything - Spawn creatures like you!
why would you even give us that option?

>>25826490
Aw jeeez. Th breeding sounds like a neat idea, but it's just going to invite the wrong kind of people.

For the sake of the quest, Knowledge

>>25826490
B-Breeding!? holy fuck wait wait... Should we really do that? I mean what if we make something as bad as us? We wanna be the most badass...

I vote Sensory tendrils

>>25826490
obviously you all fell into the fake torque account again. It was a troll from the beginning, no hack was done

>>25826490
YEEEEES BROODMOTHER HERE WE COME

Voting Breeding

I suggest fading to black like a motherfucker, OP.

>>25826565
It's not going to be romantic or even vaguely sexual. It will be like in Alien. Terrifying.

Rolled 94

>>25826490
didn't we have a rival that looked just like us the other thread? and we wanted to kill it

Breed with car, through the tailpipe (anus)

>>25826490
mad the wrong call with he stinger. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!. knowledge. wanting end game level psyker powers

>>25826579
Exactly what I was hoping for.

>>25826586
But without the shitty backfires?

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>>25826490
>Ability to breed with anything - Spawn creatures like you!

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>>25826490
Knowledge. let's not go down that other road.

>>25826490
see
>>25825617


>ANAL TROLL IS COMING FULL CIRCLE

>>25826661
Listen, this is how the onslaught begins. This is the start of something grand. The hivemind will devour all sentient life.

You feel your stinger throb and change, growing in size and complexity. You know that you can interbreed with any delicious creatures you find, provided they have appropriate reproductive organs. The process will take quite some time.

You hear a loud bang as a barrel falls from the back of the truck, bouncing off the highway.

You are Hungry.

bum breeding for win

>>25826751
try asexual breeding!

>>25826751
eat the box thing

>>25826751
hide in truck, stinger in anal cavity

>>25826769
No, we'll crash. The box isn't delicious right now, anyways.

>>25826751
do this
>>25826764
breed with self

>>25826751
Hm...so it'll take time.

We shall only do so when we have appropriate time and opportunity. No sense in tracking down everything and fucking it.

Our Hivemind is still quite young...it needs time to grow

As for the truck, order the AI to take us to manufacturing, and, once we get there, we pull over...and eat him...hard.

>>25826751
"Take me to the manufacturing plant NOW, or neither of us are walking away from the crash I'll turn you into!"

>>25826751
Tell the box to take you to manufacturing, and threaten it with death if it does not comply.

When it takes you there and stops, eat it.

>>25826751
Let us find a way to test the stinger...later. For now, head to manf. and kill the box when we get there; I'm sure an AI has a lot to give us...mentally at least.

>>25826751
try hiding in truck because it takes too long and reproducing with yourself making superclone

Rolled 28

>>25826751
"I take back what I said earlier rustbucket... I won't eat you. Unless you choose not to take me to manufacturing"

>>25826751
asexual breeding would be ultimate super power. Lets try it

>>25826836
we only have sexual breeding.

>>25826836
Pretty sure we'd need to acquire more....well, acquire more genetic material for that.

>>25826855
>>25826847
it says breed with anything. We are a thing. Agree with

>>25826836
Perfectly possible to be asexual

>>25826880
There are some dumb anons browsing late... maybe we should start earlier.

>Also I forgot: Heal or Recharge one bioweapon? You have [0/2] Slow motions and have charred, broken feathers, torn suckers, burned mandibles and a bruised body. You have [2/2] Neurotoxin uses left.

An idea forms in your mind. You could sting yourself! It's brilliant. You wouldn't need to not eat anything. But a problem soon arises. You don't appear to have anywhere to sting. Except for your mouth, and that's so full of razor sharp teeth that you're not sure if putting your stinger there is a good idea. Last time your stinger was in a mouth it was extremely painful.

You gnaw on the undelicious box thing. It isn't delicious. "Ce-se v---al-sm imm---ate-y." The box cries.

There is a loud roar as a flying machine descendes from somewhere, hovering next to your truck. A Spinner descends from the thing, hanging from a strand of web with a heavy device in two hands and a stick in the other. It begins babbling at you.

"We're here on the arterial highway to bring you LIVE coverage of the ruckas downtown. As you can see the police are chasing and aprehending a suspect that has been described as a 'horrible ball of teeth and claws' but if you ask me, it seems much cuter then that. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
The fleshbag waves a stick in front of your face, menacingly.

You are hungry.

>>25826926
you just have no imagination

>>25826931
We should heal. We're way too beaten up to ignore this any longer.

>>25826931
boring, no mouth play. im out

>>25826931
Heal.

>>25826931
why yes i do, there will be a slight tragic jam on your commute home.

bite the box off and jump on the reporter

>>25826931
Let's say something about 'looking for mommy'.

>>25826931
>I say heal
...Is this bitch crazy?
Eat her hand and pull her into the vehicle.

>>25826931
"I am here to breed with receptive females, and eat delicious things."

"You look delicious."

RIP AND TEAR

Rolled 37

>>25826931
be adorable!

>>25826931
"I am cute and adorable. Love me! LOVE ME!"

Rolled 36

>>25826931
Heal up completely.
>"I was framed! The undelicious police hussies have it in for me!"

>>25826931
Play up the cute angle. When the reporter goes d'awww over us, we pounce and give the 6 o'clock news something to write home about.

>>25827028
>>25827015
Yes
YES

>>25826931
pounce on it face and eat it. the damn thing is asking for it.

>>25827015
>>25827028
Fuck it. How bad could it go.

You puff up your feathers, trying to look as attractive and juvenile as you can.
"I am here to breed with receptive females, and eat delicious things."
"Ah ha ha, aren't we all, young pirate? How do you respond to the claim by the Kewem that you have killed 8 sentients?"
>"I was framed! The undelicious police hussies have it in for me!"
"I did it! The delicious police hussie was the most Delicious one yet!"
Wait, that wasn't what you meant to say. You're still missing something...
>"I am cute and adorable. Love me! LOVE ME!"
"I am your nightmares made manifest! Fear me!"
Oops. Oh well, there's always the default option.
Your legs spring beneath you as you leap towards the things carapaced face.
>Roll 1d100!

>>25826931
" I'M HERE TO EAT FACES AND FUCK BITCHES."

Rolled 99

>>25827154
The steel is true.

Rolled 40

>>25827154
DON'T GO FOR IT'S FACE! IT HAS POISON FANGS!

Rolled 57

>>25827154
apparently we don't have the ability to lie

Rolled 29

>>25827154
....You say we are missing something... what on earth is that? a lying gland?

>>25827174
good job, buddy

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>>25827154

>>25827190
Seriously, how do we not have the ability to lie? It's ingrained in the instincts of just about every species from birth. We should at least know the concept from one of the infodumps we've absorbed.

Rolled 69

>>25827277
I honestly think we shouldn't even have the ability to speak. It detracts from the horror.

I like the idea of a creature that can't be reasoned with.

>>25827320
To be fair, we had to earn our ability to speak. We don't have to.

>>25827320
Well, if it helps, we're not very reasonable.

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>>25827277
>Your brain is not very complex. It is improving, though.

You remember to to jump at the things face, as its mouth hides vicious poison fangs! Instead you land on the device it had pointed at you, then with another quick jump you land on the things chest, biting and tearing into the tough carapace.

"Oh shit it's on me! Take us high for a scene shot, Anansi!"
The thing points the device at you again.
"This is Channel 1 news with an emergency report! I am currently being eaten by the strange new life form that has been on a rampage in the warehouse district today. Curiously, it doesn't appear to be able to break through my carapace. Stay tuned for more updates."
You bite down harder, cracking the chitin plates.
"Nevermind, it seems to be stronger then anticipated. Please hold for technical difficulties."
The arachnid starts beating you repeatedly with the camera, it can't really seem to get a good angle to hurt you, but you're having trouble maintaining a grip with your mandibles to crush its armor.

>It looks like it will take more then a bite to take this thing out,
>Roll 1d100 for whatever you do?

Rolled 57

>>25827492
Use the neurotoxin.

Rolled 95

>>25827492
get a crack big enough to inject our neurotoxin

>>25827492
>reporting on it's own impeding death

Oh god, my sides.

How did we take the last one out? Didn't we just get a little crack in the armor and manage to suck out it's juices or something?

It's probably immune to our toxin, considering that we got it from the same species, so....

wrap our tentacles around it and start trying to crush it. Either way, we have a more secure grip.

>>25827492
Wrap around it and immobilize its bashing limb, then aim for the joints and work your way into the squishy center!

>>25827492
suction cups to stay on and bite for all were worth on an arm joint, or neck, something we can get our whole mouth over and snap that spider

>>25827560
we sure are killing with these dice tonight

>>25827492
We have claws, don't we?
Where we cracked it, dig in with our claws and rip outwards to open up her chest, then dig in with our fangs. This should be enough to burrow inside her, right?

Rolled 17

>>25827570
forgot my dice.

Rolled 22

>>25827582
Damn it, forgot my dice

>>25827570
shit, you're right. let's go for the crawdad method: break the shell and slurp out all that is good

Rolled 15

>>25827578
forgot dice

>>25827584
>>25827598
Better left forgotten, it seems

>>25827582
>This should be enough to burrow inside her, right?
>You're getting a little bit big for that. Too many limbs. You could always lose a few, I guess. If people wanted to I'll put it as a biomorph option.

You use your suckers to stick to the smooth carapace of the arachnid fleshbag and grab its bashing arms with your forelimbs, using suckers to hold on again. Your powerful limbs are much stronger then its fluid powered spindly arms, and you pull it close so that it can't hit you.
"The creature's bound me, but it's using all of its limbs to do so, I doubt it will be able to hurt me with-"
Then you extend your fangs and jab your mandibles into the things cracked wounds, injecting venom deep inside.
"Ooh that smart. However he doesn't seem to realise that Spinners are completely immune to poisons. Tough break fella. How about you come a little closer so I can see if you're the same?"
You jam a leg claw into the things chest and the blade punches through. Thick white mucus starts to leak out
"Oh that smarts! Looks like he's hit something vital. Now normally a Spinner would pass out within a few seconds from a wound like this, but I've been through a lot in my time as a frontline reporter for Channel One, so I can hold on for about three times that. I can't stop from bleeding out in about a minute though." The creature coughs. "Anansi! Take us to the doc, stat!"

You hear another loud drone, a different VTOL flier nearby.

>Roll 1d100. Don't roll <20!

Rolled 38

>>25827910
pls

Rolled 17

>>25827910

Rolled 91

>>25827910
rolling for mystery

Rolled 19

>>25827910
jump out and use the spinner to soften your fall!

Rolled 16

>>25827910
Not like literally, OP. Just meant enough to start tearing entrails out. You know, the good stuff.

Slurp her up!

Rolled 28

>>25827910
>reporting on it's death

I cannot handle this level of glorious. It's a shame we have to kill it.

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>>25827992
>>25827979
>>25827974

Rolled 12

>>25827979
requesting a reroll?

You feel the creature weaken in your grasp, and you begin swaying violently from the VTOL as the arachnid grabs at the web that holds you both in the air.
"Looks like I'm going to have one last shot. This is Kawaku, signing off."
The thing bares its fangs and bites into your spine. You feel pure liquid pain spread out from the wound. It's horrible, like nothing you've ever felt before. Like someone took raw undelicious, and shoved it into your maw right when you were feasting. You are not happy. You feel your legs grow weak and limp, but your suckers keep you attached.

There is a roar as a second VTOL flies up beside you. The door of it is kicked open, and a human in a long white coat kicks open the door. "Get away from my bioweapon, you media DOG!" it shouts.

A blinding beam of light lances out from the human, slicing the Channel One flier clean in half and severing the strand of web supporting you. You fall for a moment before landing on something solid, still holding onto the arachnid.

Your vision is blurry and you can barely move.

You are dying.

Rolled 17

>>25828283
...was that our creator?

WILL OURSELVES BACK TO LIFE WITH MANLY POWER!

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!!??

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Rolled 66

>>25828283

>>25828283
>captcha:
>events esculuates

>>25828283
It is all you can do to bite at the Spinner, but then you fall to the hunger, and everything goes dark.

>Pick one of:
>Ability to lie - Say falsehoods!
>Pain tolerance - Ignore wounds! (This doesn't mean you can jump with broken legs.)
>Immunity to poison weapons - Also your own venoms.
>Web glands - Create sticky goop!

>>25828283
>A blinding beam of light lances out from the human, slicing the Channel One flier clean in half and severing the strand of web supporting you. You fall for a moment before landing on something solid, still holding onto the arachnid.
>Your vision is blurry and you can barely move.

CONSUME ARACHNID. Climb in its suit!
maybe we can get heal/toxin immunity

Rolled 29

>>25828371
>Web glands - Create sticky goop!

Now we can Alien shit.

>>25828371
>Immunity to poison weapons - Also your own venoms.

I gotta say, this is looking like the best bet.
Especially since Doctor Man To The Rescue is likely going to want to experiment on us, and being immune to sedatives maaaay just be a good thing. Also it may neutralize the poison currently killing us.
TOXIN IMMUNITY!

If we regain consciousness, hijack dat suit.

>>25828371
Web glands!

We need webglands to work with our stinger, so that we can leave beings living and incubating our young.

>>25828371
Immunity to poison seems like it will save us now

>>25828371
>>Immunity to poison weapons - Also your own venoms.

>>25828410
>>25828401
>Your heal will save you now. Unless you want to get immunity and recharge something, I guess. I hadn't thought of that.

>>25828283
>>25828371
Immunity to Poison

>>25828283
...CREATOR!?
POPPA?!
OH GOD WE'RE COMING HOME

>>25828424
In that case, let's go Web Glands and Healing. It would be a waste to get immunity to poison when we can get web glands.

>>25828466
also changing my vote to web glands

Rolled 5

>>25828371
Web glands are great for utility, but that toxin immunity can't be ignored.

>>25828424

No, we're pretty badly damaged and probably going to have to resist capture by our creator.

Toxic immunity + Heal.

Toxic immunity + Heal.

Rolled 1

>>25828402
agreed

>>25828510
>toxin immunity can't be ignored.

Do you even nethack?
We eat ANYthing now. When you need food, poison immunity is the first thing on your list to acquire.

>>25828520
>Resist capture by someone who's obviously using technology
>By being immune to creature-based poisons
SHIGGYDIGGY

>>25828547
If they use a chemical weapon to try and stop us, it won't. Plus, we only went down just now because of the spinners poison.

Sure, immediately afterward they'll try fire, but still. At the very least, if we pretend to be sedated, we can get an ambush.

>[counting until here.]

Rolled 44, 6 = 50

>>25828371
Poison immunity

Rolled 59

>>25828582
the creator won't hurt us, he is our father... we are his child

>>25828596
.....yeah...

Anybody who makes a bioweapon clearly doesn't give a shit.

Rolled 4

>>25828596
I mean
>Get away from my bioweapon, you media DOG!
he could have let us die

>>25828643
>outright stating you have a bioweapon
>reporters who report their own deaths
>ape cyborgs

What kind of fucked up crazy-ass world are we in>

>>25828547
>At the very least, if we pretend to be sedated, we can get an ambush.
>>25828547
>>Resist capture by someone who's obviously using technology

BIOWEAPON RESEARCH MEANS MEDICINE HELLO.

If he's out to capture us, its VERY likely he bought a tranq dart.
If he succeeds in capturing us, its very likely we'll be sedated.

Guess what problems fix this?
Toxic immunity.

Also, nullifying the poison and getting a heal is basically like getting a double heal when we're still in the middle of combat.
We haven't got away from the cops yet.

So yeah. Everything we need to stay n our feet, now.

Toxic immunity, heal, recharge slow-time.

>>25828696
>The best kind.

You awaken for the second time in your life with no pain at all. You know that you will never again be stung with such pain, and you are glad.

You are in a bare room, lying on a cold metal table. Something has cleaned your feathers, and they are free of blood. There is that human wearing the labcoat, looming over you, prodding you occasionally with its hands, and when it peers closely at you you feel large fat stored in sacks on the things chest press against you. Wasteful.

The fleshthing seem, well not delicious as such. It might have been delicious once, but it's spoiled, somehow. Your mandibles tingle when you think about devouring it.

It seems to be babbling.
"-and you can talk? That's amazing! None of the others could talk. You're much more complex and have so many more biomorphs then I could ever have dreamed! Claws and suction cups? Where did you get all this? And the way you puff your feathers up."

It doesn't look like it's noticed you wake up. One of its hands starts pulling your feathers this way and that, looking at the flesh beneath.

"Such a range of motion!"
It doesn't seem like it will stop any time soon.

You are hungry.

>>25828696
pirates my friend, insane pirates.

>>25828713
"I am hungry. Bring me delicious fleshbags!"

>>25828713
"Could you do something against my constant hunger?"

>>25828713
start to leave. We have no interest in this undelicious thing.

Rolled 45, 63 = 108

>>25828713
Hey man, I'd like some food. How about octopus?

>>25828713
Deploy stinger.

(Guys I think she's literally insane, her intelligence... broken.)

>>25828713
eat it any way

>>25828712
>If he's out to capture us, its VERY likely he bought a tranq dart.
>If he succeeds in capturing us, its very likely we'll be sedated.

>Guess what problems fix this?
>Toxic immunity.

You're implying we weren't encoded with something that shuts us down despite whatever biomorph we have.

>>25828713
Are we tied down?
Let's flip our head up and see who they're talking to

Rolled 76

>>25828738
do this

>>25828713
"Your...chesticles are wasteful. And you are undelicious, spoiled. I am hungry, and you will not sate me."

>>25828713

What DID we end up getting, anyway?

Grab it's hand with a suction cup, like the prodding woke us up.

>>25828781
>You know that you will never again be stung with such pain, and you are glad.

Poison immunity.

Rolled 25

>>25828713
question it! stuff like "Is there something to eat around here?" and "You don't seem frightened, why is that?"

>>25828814
We can't...quite hold aconversation yet guys
Our brain always brims with the thought of food and it shows when we talk

We need...I forgot the name of the region of the brain, but the one that lets us lie. With that, we could easily imitate and fake talking to everyone.

Also
>boobs
>Delicious
Is she like... a robot or something? Or just crazy?

>>25828754
>(Guys I think she's literally insane, her intelligence... broken.)

No, she's a geek.

If this leads to babymaking, I'm going to be very, very disappointed in you, anons.

I'm pretty sure Toque is trying to get us to infest our creator by pointing out she is both undelicious and female.

Honestly I'd rather have her bring us food.

>>25828866
But if our children get her traits, we'll have a whole bunch of super-smart spawns.

Or we could just eat her and leave.

>>25828866
"The fleshthing seem, well not delicious as such. It might have been delicious once, but it's spoiled, somehow. Your mandibles tingle when you think about devouring it."
That says more than just a geek to me.

>>25828871
Eh, both are possible at the same time.

>>25828879
we make her have our spawn. then we eat our spawn. it's brilliant

>>25828871
Yes, have her bring us food.

>>25828879
We have someone who A) Knows what we are, B) Are willing not to kill us, and C) We gain nothing from eating her, since she's undelicious.
It's best if we didn't do any shit or kill her, because she can be useful.

>>25828871
...Huh
And the worst part? She's probably love it

Not in a sexual way, but in a "OH GOD I AM THE HOST FOR A GENERATION OF BEAUTIFUL BIOWEAPON" way

>>25828850
>Is she like... a robot or something? Or just crazy?

My guess is something to do with safeguards built into handling bioweapons; there have been others and clearly they have a setup that's been here for a while.
Also not entirely incompetent, so it stands to reason they have developed a way for workers to be safe around their creations.

I'm guessing its a genetic marker, spray, nano-field or some other thing like an enzyme you use on insects that masks her tastyness.
Safety through aversion, basically.

>>25828897
"NONE OF THE OTHER ONES COULD DO THIS! AMAZING!"

>>25828900
>Safeguards
God damn I feel stupid. That makes perfect sense.

Rolled 41

>>25828713
feed us flesh thing!

You turn your head to get a good look of the human. It's shorter then most, but it seems... different. Its eyes glow pink, and its short cut hair seems to float in the air, as if bouyed by some invisible force.

One of its hands goes to poke your eye, and you grab it with a forelimb, holding it away from you with your suckers.
"Oh wow, that's quite a grip. Almost like you're stuck with me. AH hahahahahaha," The thing flatly states.

"I am hungry. Bring me delicious fleshbags!"
"Of course! That's the whole point of the thing, you see! I set you free, and then you go and," the thing stands up, kicking a chair back to the far corner of the room as it punches a fist into the sky, "SHOW THEM ALL!!!"

"Could you do something against my constant hunger?"
"So something? Oh no. But that's how you know you're alive. It gives you purpose! Your life is to kill them, to eat them. You have to, that's what I made you for."

"You don't seem frightened, why is that?"
"Why would I be frightened? There's just you, and me, and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall of eternity!" the creature bursts out into rancorous laughter.

You part your feathers and wave your stinger at it.
"Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod YOU HAVE A PENIS." The human grabs your stinger with a lightning fast motion. "This is PERFECT! I must take samples!" You feel a sudden sharp pain near the base of your stinger.

>>25828929
PANIC KILL MAIM RIP TEAR OH GOD WHAT

>>25828929
"Ouch. If you hurt me I will kill you. Undelicious or not!"

>>25828929
I feel violated

Rolled 90

>>25828929
SCREAM!

>>25828929
>"SHOW THEM ALL!!!"
Confirmed for crazy. Mad science crazy.

Also, run away!

>>25828929
....Well that wasn't exactly how I hoped to do this, but...alright, you asked for it lady

Leap up and pin her down with our many limbs...
You know what to do, Toque

Rip off her lap outfit and inject bioweapon juice in her

>>25828929
Don't you guys wish we'd taken pain tolerance instead?

>>25828929
"You have issues, lady."

>>25828929
"Penis. Not stinger?

Why are you not delicious? Thought meat was delicious. Then some metal was delicious, never seen delicious metal before. Then there was undelicious meat.
What is delicious?"

>>25828983
I think it's a holographic projection. Hardlight or something.

>>25828929

oookay, maybe she is crazy.

That's kind of awesome, and I'm glad we live in pirate-ville.

>>25828951
>PANIC KILL MAIM RIP TEAR OH GOD WHAT
Seconding this for the most natural reaction.

>The human grabs your stinger with a lightning fast motion.

Yup, get the scalpel away from her.

>>25828929
Sample? She wants to sample the stinger. Give her the sample.

>>25828929
>You feel a sudden sharp pain near the base of your stinger.
>near the base of your stinger.
>near the base
>"This is PERFECT! I must take samples!"

THIS BITCH GON RIP OUR DICK OFF

Rolled 79

>>25828929
once she's done her "thing" (needle into where we hold our seed?) ask "how did I get on the meat bag ship?'

>>25829070
err, she is going for the gonads son. Getting sperm or whatever we have.

Rolled 78

>>25829086
also, "if you wanted to mate, you could have asked!"

>>25829107
I choose to believe we have radioactive semen, and it will kill our...'mate' in the process...or mutate them into zombies.

>>25829070
No, she's actually just extracting semen.

Awfully rude to not give us a handjob... but whatever, might be easier to just explain to her that we can breed with anything

((Also meta reason not to impregnate anyone. They will basically be wild until we get a hivemind upgrade.))

>>25828951
Thirded and carried for insane attack on crazy doctor lady.

no one, but no one, touches the junk.

>>25829143
The hive-mind option might only present itself after we have off-spring.

You let out a high pitched squeal, higher then you even thought you could. A long metal rod is embedded in your flesh, attached to a vial, full of milky white stuff.

You whip around and embed your teeth deep into the thing's hand, causing it to drop the device.
"No! Don't do that, you'll hurt yourself! You've come so far!"
It doesn't even seem to notice your teeth. You bite down, hard, and something... snaps?
"Oh don't break the hand, I just had it replaced from when the last one spat acid at it. Why do you all hate when I pet you? You're so adorable!"

You scrabble backward, metal pipe scraping along the ground, looking around the room for a way out. But there isn't one. Just you, the human, the thin metal table and chair, and the blinding light hanging from the roof.

"If you hurt me I will kill you. Undelicious or not!"
"Hurt you? But why would I hurt you? You're my greatest creation! My baby. That's how I got the idea, you see. Because I couldn't have any. So I did! I showed them!"
The fleshbag sits down heavily in the chair, arms splayed.
"But you know, you failed! You didn't SHOW THEM ALL!!! at all. You got kicked out and spaced and you didn't even eat the captain! He was so rude and wouldn't even transport my three hundred tonnes of Hyperacid. I've half a mind to send you back."

>cont.

>>25829160
Nope, Unless they have something they won't give it. Gotta find a collective mind species first.

>>25829169
>Why do you all hate when I pet you?
d'awww....

>>25829169
"Why are you not delicious? Thought meat was delicious. Then some metal was delicious, never seen delicious metal before. Then there was undelicious meat.
What is delicious?"
"I created you specifically to eat alien creatures. Aren't you happy? The universe is full of so many things, and you get to eat all the interesting ones! I have to get by eating boring old beef, crayfish and corn. So much corn."

"But! HA! I have a gift! For you, my greatest creation! Just for you! I will find you rare and delicious things. You just have to do one little thing for me. Will you do it?"
The strangely not-quite-delicious thing leans down and whispers to you.
"I want you... to... SHOW THEM ALL!!!!"
It bursts into laughter again, going on and on and on and on.

>>25829169
There is only one thing we can do.

PUFF UP AND SQUEAK ADORABLY.

>>25829198
"Show them all..my stinger?"

dohohoho.

>>25829198
For delicious I will do anything. Including show them all.

>>25829205
Whoops, meant to link to >>25829198

Puff up adorably and say "I will! I will SHOW THEM ALL and eat delicious things!"

>>25829198
...wait, is she offering to unleash us on unsuspecting aliens?

Huh...so she has cybernetic implants and appears to like us...

I vote we hesitantly agree, but don't let her grab us so hard down there anymore...it's sensitive damn it!

>>25829169
>Why do you all hate when I pet you?
well, when you stick SHARP METAL HURTY THINGS IN OUR PENIS, then we get a bit miffed!

>You're my greatest creation! My baby. That's how I got the idea, you see. Because I couldn't have any.
.... if this lady tries talking to us in a cute voice and puts us in pink, frilly, fluffy, baby clothes, we swear to the almighty, we will kill her painfully.

>>25829169
>>25829198
>I wonder how adorable delicious looks when it orgasms. Oddly I am reminded of nyarlko-san and shantak-kun with the massager.

>>25829198
"Petting is different from touching. Hurting and harming are two different things. Please update your dictionary, lady."

Rolled 76

>>25829198
I must get stronger to show them all and the only way to get stronger is to show them all! I've already been on the brink off death multiple times... is there any way for an artificial upgrade?

>>25829198
She's not gonna stop laughing on her own. We go up to her, tap her on the leg. When she looks down, give her our biggest smile.

"When do we start?"

>>25829198
For delicious things I will show them all."

>>25829250
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bh7bYNAHXxw

kinda like this?

"Hurt me with pointy thing just now!
I will consume as I always have. Do not understand 'show them all.'

Penis makes more me. Use on you?"

>>25829280
I love this quest for the very reason that it allows me to take screenshots of these posts and show them to other who don't know the context.

Rolled 23

>>25829266
something like that

>>25829280

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool.

"For delicious I will do anything. Including show them all."
"Do-ho, well about that..."
"I will! I will show them all and eat delicious things!"
You can't quite seem to put the same emphasis into those words at it does.
"That's PERFECT. HAHAHAHA!"

"Petting is different from touching. Hurting and harming are two different things. Update your dictionary, fleshbag."
"I ate a dictionary once. It was really bad. But I had to test out the mandibles, see?"
It opens its mouth, and four long carapaced mandibles come out and wave around.
"You see? They're awesome, aren't they? Nothing like yours though, so beautiful and powerful..."

"I do not understand how to show them all. Stinger makes more of me. I will use it on you?"
"It wouldn't work on me, my child, but I'm sure I can find something," it giggles, "or someone, appropriate."

There is another quick pain, and the human has the metal tube device in its hands, as it steps away from you.
"Now about your present... bon appétit!"

A smooth wall descends from above, between you and the human and another one rises behind you. Behind it you can make out a struggling form. A light snaps on above it, and revealed in sharp relief is a large hairy delicious creature, its arms bound behind it in chains. Its metal eye sparks, shattered by something.
"You!" it cries.

>[End of thread!]
>Next thread maybe Sunday, maybe next week.
>Today's thread was again wierd, but hopefully we will soon be back to stalking things!
>Any feedback? Do we like the more action oriented bits, or prefer the stealth?

>I also had to archive early, due to trolling, which makes me sad. There isn't an easy way to update descriptions, is there?

>>25829404
I have a preference for stealth but the action was a logical extension of our failure to stealth perfectly. It was a reasonable consequence and as such entirely acceptable.

Basically I'm fine with either but I wouldn't like to start a mission in action mode, generally speaking.

>>25829404
Oooooh man OP, I can't wait to dig into that gorilla man

And I never thought I'd say those words

Sorry about the trolling OP, but I had fun anyway. Sorry it didn't last so long though.
I personally am thinking we are gaining steam and are reaching the point where we have so many upgrades, we want to fight more and more

Carapace upgrade to medium size is soon I think.

>>25829404
I'm curious; what IS that lady anyway, robot? Is it just a puppet she's using?

Either way, great thread, hope you can hold it a little sooner in the day next time if that's possible. We'll get a little more done and all.

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>>25829404
I can't wait until next time Toque. Will stalk your twitter for more.

>>25829404
I have to admit, I didn't expect to meet our creator so...soon and abruptly. But hey, not complaining, little bit of plot here and there is nice....and it makes sense that she is so close by.