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>>25868586

"M-my...my brother?" Deepthroat squeaks. "U-um. He's...well, let me show you, I have a few...photos..." The sweaty girl grunts a bit as she pulls out her smartphone from her skirt pocket. She taps impatiently on the screen for a couple of moments, before gingerly turning the screen towards you. "S-see?"

...Not...not really. The screen's a bit...you can't really make things out.

"O-oh. Oh! S-sorry about that, hahaha...l-let me clean it..."

She shouldn't need her blouse--

"It's okay, just let me..."

...Huh. It did work. Enough for you to make out the image of a beady-eyed young man frowning at the camera, his lips stretched in a thin line of annoyance.

"He...he's taller than me, now. Even though he's only at his sophomore year at middle school, haha..." Deepthroat's laugh is a weedy, breathless sort. "He looks mean, but he's really nice when...when you get to know him. See, doesn't he look cute here...?"

Ruri's assistant slides a finger across her phone's screen, flipping to another photo while making a grimy line across the surface.

It's her brother, alright. Sleeping in half-darkness, the only source of illumination made by the phone's flash.

"A-ah, that's a bit of a bad picture, heh, heh...I snuck into his room to take it." Deepthroat murmurs. She...well, you're sure you didn't imagine the note of pride in her voice when she said that. "We...we used to fight a lot, when I was still studying. He...he started being nicer when I got this job, though..."

Being Ruri's assistant?

"N-no..." Noriko blinks at you, looking hurt. "Being...being an idol..."

How do you react?

>Wake up 30 seconds ago
>MGNQ

Oh fuck yes.

Revolting.

>>25868609

[x] headpats. Headpats everywhere

>>25868609
Ask her how long she's been an idol. As awkwardly as possible.

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>>25868609

Blank shock. Followed by an inquisition as to why she isn't on stage if she's an idol.

"You are an idol? For how long? And how does that feel?"

>>25868609
She doesn't seem like much of an idol, keep our facial expression neutral rather than surprised, let's not crush her soul even more.

"How long have you been an idol? How does it feel? Why aren't you on stage right now?"

>>25868626
>>25868631

Lets try not to pour more cold water on her by keeping the shock in check.

>>25868609

Ask her how shes finding the work.

And headpats. Just to help her feel better.

>why isn't she on stage
She must be one of those retired idols, and now more or less manages other ones, like Ritsuko.
If so, she's older than she looks. A feel a Shadowrun creeping in.

>>25868609
>[X] An idol...? So...how's the job treating you?

She's an idol? what the hell.

>>25868609
[x] "Huh. Wouldn't have pegged you for one, but I guess anyone can have stage presence. Who you signed with?"

>>25868609

[X] Ask her how the job is treating her.

I don't know.... she doesn't seem like the type who'd enjoy physical contact from someone she's known for all of 2 hours. I'd hold off on the head-pats and stuff.

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>>25868609

>"N-no..." Noriko blinks at you, looking hurt. "Being...being an idol..."

You mean.... the whole 'sick joke' thing is true?

Then again it could be spagetti-chan lying to make her family proud.

Depends on shadowruns

>[x]"Have you been an idol for longer then two years?"

>>25868665

She reacted ok to the first time we did it. After she got over the shock, that it.

>>25868665
I don't know, to me she seems like the type that would love to have any sort of -nice- physical contact, but wouldn't know how to react to it.

>>25868687

Ah, then that's my bad. I still haven't caught up on reading the previous thread. Missed it because of work.

>>25868609
If you are an Idol why do you act like Ruri's assistant?
It is surprising that you are an idol though, aren't they all bubbly and make sparkles when they wink?
And not... Well not someone who looks a bit too much like I used to and scared of any noise louder than a whisper

>>25868698
Does Chiaki remember who Moemura was?

Also, about Noriko being an idol. Now that I think about it, she's like Yukiho, except with a horrible disregard for personal hygiene. It's possible she isn't bluffing.

>>25868609

Give her the headpats.

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>>25868641
>>25868663
>>25868665
>>25868676
>>25868698

Ouf course she`s n idol. She also appears on camera. Just not the same kind as Ruri.

>>25868609
[x] I haven't seen you do any idol things. What does Ruri have you do? Sing? Dance? REview things?

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>>25868621
>>25868653
>>25868734

[x] NO HEADPATS

Stop being Headpat-Whores!

Headpats are reserved for people in our inner circle not for everyone who comes along.

>>25868758
I agree with this guy, we reduce the value of a headpat if we just give them out willynilly like this. She's a sad girl, but she's not part of those who have earned headpats.

>>25868758

But its not the first time we're given them to her.

>>25868758
Headpats are reserved for people who are cute or who we think needs them.
I don't think anyone needs headpats more than Spaghetti-tan.

>>25868783

Maybe so, but what if she starts to think we're pitying her?

>>25868789
Um...
I may be a little off here, but...
Aren't we?
The only descriptor that comes near to describing her as well as "awkward" is "pitiful", but neither comes close to both as "pitifully awkward".

>>25868799

Well, people are trying to be nice to her and make her feel comfortable, but if it becomes interpreted as being nothing more than pity then that might make her averse to being close to Chiaki.

That's my reasoning at least.

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Watamote & Madoka Movie 3?
It's more likely than you think.....

http://sgcafe.com/2013/07/trailer-madoka-magica-movie-released-claris-kalafina-sing-movies-theme-songs/

>>25868799
Please tell me that you are socially aware enough to know that most people don`t want to pitied or treated with pity in the first place.

It will also not come off as sympathy but dickishness.

>>25868819
Are the first two movies availible already with subs or still not?

>>25868819
so in the preview of it, she shoots herself in the head, so the fuck?

>>25868832
http://www.blu-ray.com/movies/Puella-Magi-Madoka-Magica-The-Movie-Part-1-and-2-Blu-ray/69506/
JULY 24

>>25868839
She got tired of all the bullshit and failing constantly.

Though we never see her pulling the trigger. Maybe just a gesture.

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>>25868862
What's the matter kid, don't you like healing?
Why? Don't I make ya cry, aren't we fuckin' sad?

You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna be checking up on you and your muma. And if you don't have a reason why you hate healing, I'm gonna kill your whole fuckin' family.

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>>25868862
>>25868892

There is no happy ending.
Homura sacrificed everything to save someone.
That someone then told her to get back to her life before erasing herself.
In the end... Homura is all alone

>>25868892
>>25868922
YOU'RE GETTING HEALED WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT

>>25868626 >>25868631 >>25868641 >>25868665

Being the current object of affection for an insane eldritchian goddess with a fetish of hand-fucking your chest until she can rip out your heart with her claws, not many things shock you, now. Well, besides gradually finding out just what kind of phenomenon Midori's made with her...manga about you, and Kharn's adventures. Still, just a few.

But finding out that Deepthroat is an idol...well, it's pretty up there. Considering that the group of girls now watching Ruri instruct Sayaka on how to dip without showing too much cleavage is some of the most...well, well-put-together girls you've seen. They're pretty, they can hold a note, they can dance, they can probably chew gum and talk at the same time. They don't stutter, they aren't as sweaty, and they probably give their hair a good washing once every day. Possibly.

But Deepthroat...? It's...well. It's like finding out that Sayaka actually has a crush on you, or something.

Despite this, you seem to manage hiding your shock enough that she just takes the gormless look you must have right now as confusion. "A-ah, you're...you're probably wondering why I...I'm not up there with Ruri-sama dancing, huh?"

You nod, and it's here that you get a stilted primer on the myriad of idols currently circulating Japan's music and entertainment industry. There's of course the super-popular idols that you see and hear about, like Kirishima Ruri and Minase Iori, who use their skills in singing and dancing to garner fans and make money. Then there are the face idols, who are marketed strictly for their looks. Fashion idols, girls who look good no matter what they wear. Cosplay idols, who make every otaku's wet dream come true. JAV idols, hobby idols, mascot idols...there's an entire rainbow of idols.

[1/2]

>>25868952

And then there's Deepthroat. "I'm...I'm an M idol," Noriko takes out a calling card from her skirt pocket. ...Amazingly, it's not crumpled or damp or ripped. It has her entire name, Karasawa Noriko, printed neatly in a delicate off-white square, tastefully thick. It's even got a watermark.

"M idols are...um, basically, it's kind of like acting in front...o-of a whole crowd. People pay to see me and...w-well, bully me, kind of. Just...shout at me, to get their stress levels down. Sometimes...sometimes they throw stuff."

...What? So she's an idol people pay to abuse?

"Some...something like that." It's here that she looks up at you, and her dark-ringed eyes widen. "N-no, nothing violent...! They don't hit me, o-or anything. Just...makes me a way to vent f-frustration. I...I apologize to them so they feel like whoever made them angry in the first place is apologizing to them, and they feel better about it..."

Wow. That's...wow. You didn't even know something like that could exist, much less be something that people actually pay for. ...Does she have a lot of fans?

Noriko, for the first time, seems to smile brightly at this. "Y-yes! It's...it's a small group, but I have...I have two thousand fans following me. Some of them are...are actually businessmen and salarymen, w-who probably get shouted at a lot by their bosses, or something..." She giggles soundlessly. "N-not to toot my own trombone - I let my fans do that, t-tee hee - but I'm...I'm the second best M idol there is."

...Well. Good for her.

How do you react?

[]Are there any S idols?
[]Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?
[]Ask about something else.

>>25868954

>[x]Are there any S idols?

It calls to me...

And


>[x]Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?

Nothing wrong with aspirations.

>>25868954
>[X]Are there any S idols?

This..must be asked. You know, so we have a reserve career to fall back on. And I wonder who the best M one is.

>>25868954
[x] "Who's the best?"
and then
[x] Are there any S idols?
inb4 "You."

>>25868609
This>>25868663
and this
>>25868676

>>25868954
[x]Ask about something else.

"Did Rumi hire you for your M idol skills? Or is there another reason?"

>>25868952
>>25868954
so she actually is famous in some circles, good to know.
store it in the back of the mind.

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>>25868954

>M idol

Wow, this sounds so... fetish like.
Err...

>[x]Ask about something else.
"How long have you been with Ruri?"

>>25868969
this

>inb4 "You."
Chiaki is more of an S than anything

>>25868971
Are you on dial-up?

>>25868954
>>[x]Ask about something else.
>"How long have you worked with Ruri?"

Enough playing around. Let's see if we can get a timeline going on for that incident between Ruri and the Rabbits, I guess.

>>25868954
>"N-not to toot my own trombone - I let my fans do that, t-tee hee"

Goddamnit Decu, warn us before you pull something like that, now I have to pick up my sides...

>[x]Are there any S idols?

>>25868954
[X] Don't you want to be a normal idol? Being yelled at all the time can't be fun
Are there any S idols?
So... Who is the number one M idol anyway?

>>25869004

This universe's version of Moemura.

>>25868977
Yes, I was implying that Chiaki is an S Idol, without even knowing it.

>>25868954
>[x]Are there any S idols?
We are on the way to become one, anyway, so better be prepared.

>>25869010
>someone aspires to be golf-clubbed

>>25869023

Don't you want to bully Moemura?

I want to bully Moemura

>>25868954
>[]Are there any S idols?
>[]Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?

These two. Being an M idol can't be good for your long term mental state.
Also
>S idols
They call them 'dominatrixes'.

>>25868954
>[x]Are there any S idols?

I'm surprised more people haven't cough the reference Decu just threw at us...

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>>25868954
>"M idols are...um, basically, it's kind of like acting in front...o-of a whole crowd. People pay to see me and...w-well, bully me, kind of. Just...shout at me, to get their stress levels down. Sometimes...sometimes they throw stuff."
>...What? So she's an idol people pay to abuse?

PENIS
PENIS NO
PENIS PLS
GO DOWN PENIS
THIS IS NOTHING TO REACT TO
PENIS PLS STAHP

>>25869041
What reference?

>>25869047
the whole 'toot my own trombone" line

>>25869033
In that regard Spaghetti-tan is the only one for me.

Moemura has timestops and is proficient in dishing out blunt damage yo.

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>>25869033
I want to bully her with Descartes.

>>25869051
youlostme.jpg

>>25868954
>[x]Are there any S idols?

I have to know. If this doesn't win I'll just ask Decu in the post thread Q&A.

>>25868954
>>[x]Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?
>>[X]Ask about something else.
So... Who is the number one M idol anyway?

>>25869077

Well lucky for you it looks like its going to win.
Its probably going to be the last thing we can ask spaghetti-chan for a while

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>>25869051
Huh?

Why does she need her fans to play her trombone for her? Is she taking advantage of her fans to get free lessons? Thats not very professional of her at all.

>>25869095
I do wonder. I mean I can't think of any anime character more pathetic.

>>25869108
No anon. They play it better than she can, and rub it in her face because she's an M idol and that's what she's for, see?

>[]Don't you want to be a normal idol, though?
Too harsh. Aren't Idols supposed to be stainless litte misses perfect?

You know, like the thing with the boyfriends poor Aya Hirano

M Idol isn't exactly a good job history. It's like expecting a prostitute to become a president

>>25869108
She obviously has shallow lungs. That's why her voice and laughter are so shallow; her fans, then, play the trombone for her because she enjoys the music but can't build up enough breath to actually play herself.

I bet she secretly has a one-sided musician's crush on Kamijou.

>>25869123
She'd make a good scapegoat for warcrimes and corruption scandals, though.

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>>25869127
>>25869120
Usually when I say something like that, people tell me I'm an idiot and that it was actually sex related all along and I was the only one who didn't get it.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>25869108
Her fans 'toot' her 'trombone'.

Which is actually kinda bad for you, blowing air in there can lead to an air embolism. Japan has no respect for the health of its idols.

Okay.
So,
The Tojo group comes to Noriko and says: Ey gurl, help us get Miss Ruri to our group. It'll be good for the both of you. We're:
possibility1: gonna make you both proper idols
possibility2: gonna make you both M idols

>>25869152
Possibility three: make Ruri an M idol, and you her S idol owner.

>>25869149
>blowing air in there can lead to an air embolism
>trombone embolism

You clearly have no idea how brass instruments work.

>>25869152
I don't see what Noriko gets out of that.

>>25869161
Maybe he's Popeye.

>>25869161
> Trombone vs. "trombone"

>>25869163
Recognition she deserves/revenge.

>>25869163
Either status or revenge

Sooo many people who don't know the reference...

Decu, your audience evidently are not as well learned as you are in regards to terrible quests...

>>25869172
>>25869176
She seems happy enough though. In her own awkward, sweaty way.

>>25869172
I may be off base on this, but...
I think she likes her job. I think she feels like she helps people more than the other idols and gets a lot of job satisfaction out of that. She is obviously proud of how well she does at her job, or else she wouldn't have mentioned being the second most popular M Idol.

>>25869152

um.....
Well I doubt they are going to try to recruit Spaghetti-chan but there is one thing to remember.

If Spaghetti-chan shows up and she is NOT sweaty, greasy, nervous, and her hair is not wet.

That means we got a Callidus masquerading as spagetti-chan

>>25869182
This is the only quest I follow.

>>25869182
.... oh goddammit I just got that reference. Why must you remind me of things I tried so hard to forget?

For those of you who don't understand

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24872230/

>>25869195
I'm sorry

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>>25869182
EXPLAIN IT.

EXPLAIN IT NOW.

DON'T MAKE ME BUST OUT THE HEADLESS MAMI PICTURES. AND NOT THE FUNNY ONES EITHER.

I'LL DO IT, DON'T THINK I WON'T!

>>25868727
I'll bet Yukiho has a horrible disregard for personal hygiene too, like a real hikkiomori, just that it doesn't get shown in the anime.

When I hear trombone I think of this

http://youtu.be/yCmTJVew_tY

Yes I realise it's spelt differently

>>25868952
>It's...well. It's like finding out that Sayaka actually has a crush on you, or something.

Relevant photoshop;
http://meidokon.net/edit_tags.py?a2ba8082385a3528f8f893fcccbe7a23089397bd

>>25869213
You're my kind of nigga

>>25868826
I wonder if Chiaki is that socially aware, herself. Or if she might remember a feeling from being Moemura about the whole thing.

>>25869214
Oh man. That would hurt like a bitch.

>>25869203
I'm pretty sure that's a reference to something else.
We need to go deeper.

>>25869214
>>25869228
10 meg animated gif shop of the Madoka Movie OP
O_o

>>25868954
[x]Are there any S idols?
[x]Also, who's the number one M idol?

>>25869242
>These are the questions that keep Chiaki up at night

>>25868998
I don't actually get that joke.

>>25869042
You and me both.
Imagine getting to hire her as an assistant for the day.

>>25869250
its literally the only half decent thing to come out of a fuck horrible quest.

>>25869247
Those and :
Just how much money is Midori making from her manga?
What's the secret to Mami's pancakes?
How do you do the tongue thing?

>>25869203
Well, now that I get the reference, it's quite fitting in how horrifically awkward it is. My God.

>>25869267
also i imagine the big one:
what the fuck did we do to make pinky go full witch wants to kill us mode?

>>25869186
I can actually see this too, honestly. I mean, part of being M isn't that you're easy to bully, it's usually that you're easy to bully and enjoy it.

>>25869282
>Being bullied is a turn on for her
>Thats why she's so sweaty and flustered all the time
>Thus making it easier to bully her

Muh gawd, its all making a perverse kind of sense now.

>>25868966 >>25868967 >>25868998 >>25869004 >>25869016

Deepthroat nods. "T-there are S idols, y-yeah. It's...if you've got a certain look to you, it's usually where you get to start your career." She turns to glance at the idols. "L-like, Ruri-sama, she started being an S idol. Back then, she wore her hair long, with...with the hime cut." The sweaty girl traces a line on her forehead with a finger, just above her eyebrows. "D-down to here, so all you could see was her eyes glaring at you." Noriko smiles here, if a bit sadly. "She was...the best, for a while. Didn't like it very much, so she changed her image to look more friendly."

Ah. That's the twintails, probably.

The girl nods. "Y-yeah. Uh...let's see...ah, see the idol over there, just behind Ruri-sama, with the red hair and blue eyes?"

The one with the look like she's about to tell you to grind your face into the mud while she grinds the spiked heel of her shoe into the base of your spine?

"Y-yeah. That's Mappi-sama. She's the best S idol in the market today. In the same...production company as Ruri-sama. They're sort of rivals, or...or at least Mappi-sama likes to think so." Noriko leans closer to you, as if to share a personal secret. You catch the whiff of mayo in her breath. "...Ruri-sama thinks s-she's stupid, h-hahaha..."

Idol rivalry. Not the first time you've heard of it.

"It's...it's prett common." Noriko doesn't seem to be leaning away. In fact, it's as if she's getting comfortable, sticking so close to you like this. "D-did you know Miss Iori was...a-also an S idol? She also got...the t-top spot, for a bit."

Well. You didn't know that. ...Suppose that's how Ruri and Iori got into speaking terms, or at least you think.

[1/2]

>>25869287
She's a perpetual lewd engine.

>>25869296

"Y-you could probably be a good one if...if you tried, Miss Matsuda," Deepthroat murmurs, now smiling as she leans her head on your shoulder, uncomfortably close. "...You've...you've got the same kind of stare that Ruri-sama had when she would go Super S. The stare that'd make...a-anyone grovel and eat dirt just to lick your boots..."

...That's...that's good to know? Probably?

You try to edge away from the girl, but she's not having it. Arms curling around your own.

Clearing your throat, you try to distract her with a few more questions. Did...did she ever want to be just a normal idol, then? Not an... M idol?

"I..." Deepthroat blinks at this, before nodding. "I...I probably did? B-but I don't think I can handle...something like that." She smiles a drippy, pathetic smile. "I-it's hard enough t-to...go on M shows and speak to an audience. Dancing a-and singing..." She shakes her head. "C-can't. Can't do that."

Ah. Well. If she's happy where she is, then...then maybe that's enough.

You hear a few giggles and stifled laughter aimed at your back. Most probably, the peanut gallery that is the idols have seen this little scene, and are making fun. Well, too bad. You're...you're not even hearing them.

It's when you start contemplating about stopping time to escape when the attendant, red-faced and sweating through his work clothes, comes up to deliver the packed sandwich lunch you'd asked him for. ...It's one of those foot-long sandwiches, with vegetables and cheese and cold cuts. Subway, apparently.

"H-here you go...! Miss Matsuda...! I...I ran all the way here!" The attendant wheezes at you, thrusting the packed sandwiches and the receipt into your hands. You allow him to stagger off and collapse somewhere else, and you give the sandwiches to Deepthroat, whose eyes go wide again.

[2/3]

>>25869302

"A...a footlong?" She finally relinqishes her grasp on you to examine the rolled-up sandwiches. "A-ah. T-thanks, but...I...I can't finish all of this at once..."

She can save the rest for later. Or give half to Ruri.

"Ruri-sama doesn't eat a whole lot..." Noriko shakes her head. "She doesn't eat bread, either. Empty carbs." She gives you the wrapped half of the sandwich. "H-here. Um. Miss Sayaka looks hungry, a-anyway. Or...or maybe her boyfriend?"

Boyfriend? Who?...Does she mean Kyosuke?

Deepthroat blinks. "Who...who else?"

How do you react?

>>25869305
STONE COLD FACE
NO REACTION AT ALL
DO
NOT
REACT

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>>25869305

"Did she say that or Kyosuke."

When shes done explaining, sigh and just tell her simply.

"For both their sakes, never mention that again."

>>25869305
Ask Spaghetti-tan what she knows about Kyouske and Sayaka

>>25869305
[X] Explain in detail.

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>>25869305

[X] Boyfriend?! How DARE someone imply that Sayaka would ever be with anyone but Kyouko, and vice versa!

>>25869305
>"A...a footlong? A-ah. T-thanks, but...I...I can't finish all of this at once..."
Enjoy it, you won't see one in a long time.
If you know what I mean.

>>25869305
"Hahaha, no. Sayaka doesn't swing that way. At least not anymore."

>>25869305
Kharn impersonation:
Eeeeeh? Do they really look like a couple?

Tell me more.

>>25869305

"He isn't. She's already in a relationship."

Cut the conversation there and go give Sayaka her sandwich.

>>25869305
[x]Full social retard:
She's a dyke, not his waifu.

>>25869305
[x] "Not him. She seemed surprised to see him here. She's with someone else.
Don't know what he thinks. Don't care."
SAYAKA DON'T YOU DARE FUCK THINGS UP WITH KYOKO
WE NEED HER USEFUL AND NOT A BLUBBERING MESS

>>25869203
Holy shit.

>>25869305

This
>>25869314

[x] "For both their sakes, never mention that again."

so i have this REALLY weird feeling with kyosuke walking back into sayaka's life only means that terrible shit is going to happen along with that.
guys full fucking shadowrun time.
also i'm still convinced ms Ruri is a magical girl that got replaced a few years ago from one of the old officios.

>>25869305
[x]"That's impossible. She's already taken. By a good friend of mine."

>>25869320
>>25869325
>>25869331
>>25869335

She hears gossip and probably works with Kyosuke closely regarding Ruri.

Lets not feed her information she may inadvertently spill when talking.

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>>25869305
[x] Explainfurther.jpg.png.gif.doc.exe
[x] "For both their sakes, never mention that again."

>>25869349
so yeah lets just clamp up, let her half half, give half to sayaka as well.

Explain that Sayaka feels much the same way as DMX does about "fuckin' a man".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

>>25869344
>Kyosuke's the leak
>Sayaka has to kill him
>Kyousuke wasn't the leak ;_;

>>25869344
Keep up buddy, Ruri is a magical android Calidus from the future, constructed with a Golden Weapon as her AI core.

>>25869314
Voting for this

>>25869349

Okay, switching my vote.

Something like

[X] Huh, is that how it looks?

And then leaving to give Sayaka her sub.

>>25869305
[x]"Huh? How do you figure? Have you even seen them talk?"

>>25869305

[X] "Is that how it looks? She is already in a relationship, and it certainly isn't with Kyousuke."

>>25869379
[x]This plus "Oh man, Sayaka you wouldn't believe what kind of crazy impossible fantasy rumour I just heard"

>>25869349
Good point.

Lets just say something neutral or act surprised.

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>>25869393

Why you do dis.

>>25869305
"I'm certain I told Kyosuke to keep any personal matters separate from this job, and now he's her boyfriend, but Sayaka is Kyouko's girlfriend, so that means Sayaka goes both ways. So what will happen if Sayaka puts on the Warmaster cap? Weirdest 3 some ever."

We need to have a talk with that boy again, he told us there wasn't an issue here, now we're told that he's her boyfriend? I sense a conflict of interests, if it comes down to protecting Sayaka or Ruri, we need to make sure he has his priorities straight or replace him.

>>25869305
[x]Get out lighter and use it to scare her off. She's so greasy that she'd go up in a heartbeat if we lit her.

>>25869406
Let's not jump to conclusions, let's see why Sweat-tan thinks this first. It could be an honest mistake, like her taking the weird air between them for something more.

If she saw them making out in the hallway, THEN we can start kneecapping.

>>25869419
>Kyousuke-kun. DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE'S SOMETHING LIKE S IDOL?

>>25869419
She's proven to be surprisingly perceptive before, like the incident with the Yak's in the hallway.

>>25869419
Who are you going to kneecap? I don't think it's even IC for Chiaki to give a damn, much less kneecapping bitches.

>>25869444
She might be a little miffed if one of her only friends is getting cheated on by someone she half-hates.

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Canvas has gotten too large to upload to /tg/ without resizing.

Malal's costume is actually pretty complicated so it might take a while before I can add in Souji and Misaka to complete the Siberia arc cast.

>>25869438

I believe that plan was all sayaka's.

>>25869444
We kneecap Sayaka for fucking things up with our Aide.

>>25869302
If you actually washed your hair, wiped your nose, and change your outfit, you might actually make a good SXE idol if you just set your mind to it. Hell even I can pull off a dress for a few minutes, any more and I can't promise there won't be blood.

>>25869468

great work, keep it up.

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>>25869468

>>25869468
Can't wait for the final version.

>>25869468
I'd do terrible terrible things to faust, if it weren't for the claws...actually, forget the claws, it would be worth it.

>>25869468
I've appreciated the work you've put into it but this kind of multi-chara picture, especially a height chart, would be a shitload easier if you sketched everyone out before hand instead of doing them one at a time.

>>25869468
Kharn is exactly the right height to rest her chest on Malal's head.

Yes. This pleases me.

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Posting something from the last thread

>For some reason I can imagine Kyosuke getting approached by Nico/meguka!Bakura/meguka!Marik/or whoever made those cards and get told "Hey, I got this card that can make Sayaka realise her feelings for you she got buried deep down inside. She doesn't look like it but she has enough money for you to quit your job so you can go back to playing the violin AND you will be able to pay her back for sacrificing her humanity to fix your hand. All you need to do is help me kidnap Ruri"

>>25869492

Hahaha, maybe! I'll admit I haven't actually given this much though so I'm kinda making it up as I go. Case in point, all the times I've changed my mind about a pose or the order.

I'll try your suggestion after Malal's finished and see if it helps with drawing in Souji and Misaka.

>>25869267
>What's the secret to Mami's pancakes?
Golden spatula

>>25869521

Nay.

Liquid golden love

>>25869490
It's weird. I don't find Madoka sexy at all, but there's something about Faust that does it for me.

>>25869525

Dude, that's disgusting. Go back to /d/

>>25869490
>>25869526
Evil_Is_Sexy.tvtrope

>>25869530

What is love

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>>25869530
This guy

>>25869559
Baby don't hurt me.

>>25869564
don't hurt me

>>25869444
Because Kyouko.

>>25869565
No more

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>>25869468

Nuah my god! Its getting better and better!

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>>25869559
>>25869564
>>25869565
>>25869573

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>>25869267
>>25869521
>>25869525
>What's the secret to Mami's pancakes?

Golden Hair.

>>25869584
>The_consequences_of_online_bullying.jpg

As a S-idol, do you think Lori sat on anyone's face?

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>>25869564
>>25869565
>>25869571
>>25869573

>Baby don't hurt me.
>don't hurt me
>Because Kyouko.
>No more

Somehow adding "Because Kyouko" makes it perfect. I have no idea why I laughed so hard about this.

>>25869564
>>25869565
>>25869571
>>25869573

How is it that we can pull this off but not the Deculture summon?

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>>25869638

I have no idea

>>25869649
Pressure to get it right makes us defeat ourselves.

>>25869649
We need additional Idols to do that summoning Dance. at the moment, i think we have none in our harem/party/group/whatever

>>25869640
You're a strange one anon.

>>25869564
>>25869565
>>25869571
>>25869573
ONE JOB!

>>25869296
>"D-did you know Miss Iori was...a-also an S idol? She also got...the t-top spot, for a bit."

I ONLY JUST NOTICED THIS. What!?

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>>25869673

>>25869673
They don't need to get it without interruptions, they just need to get it in the right order and not fuck up the words.

>>25869678
PEOPLE CAN ACT
NEWS AT 11

>>25869678

Wore a cape, waved a wand and went about calling her fans 'dogs'.

>>25869691
So, nothing changed from when we met her?

>>25869678
Remember how bossy she was on the first assignment? Imagine that turned up by actually trying to be bossy on purpose

>>25869314 >>25869318 >>25869354 >>25869391

"Er...w-well, um, back at the Hotel, just before we left..." Deepthroat twiddles her thumbs, here. "W-when I went to change the camera's batteries?"

Yes. You went for a brief bathroom break on your own, then.

"I saw Miss Sayaka go out and grab the arm of that guard guy, f-from earlier." She looks up at you, eyes wide, and you see her swallow nervously. "Dragged him behind a wall a-and...I didn't catch what they were saying, they were whispering and stuff...b-but I did hear Miss Sayaka cry a bit."

. . .Huh. That's...yeah. That's good to know.

You turn slightly to catch Sayaka at the corner of your vision. She seems to be having fun in the dance number. In fact, it seems that she's got the dance down pat, and the idols are the ones trying to keep up with her. Not that they have a chance, anyway, seeing as Eversors are trained to have excellent coordination and muscle memory.

Now, it's to say here that you're not one to...butt in on other people's business, as it is. You absolutely despise anyone else getting their business all up in yours. But...well. The prospect of there being trouble in the paradise that is Kyoko and Sayaka's relationship? It's not something you want to happen. Sure, you want Blueberry to die a horrible nasty death, but most of the time the only thing stopping you is not wishing that kind of grief on Kyoko.

Still...this could just be a misunderstanding. Noriko didn't hear anything...concrete, did she?

"N-no," Noriko shakes her head. "Nothing like that, Miss Matsuda. I...I guess I just jumped into conclusions like that, huh? I'm...I'm sorry." She lowers her head. "I should...I should just kill myself, huh?"

What? What's she...no. No, she shouldn't. That's fine. She should just...keep it to herself, for now. And she should start eating her sandwich before it goes bad.

"O-okay. I'll do that, Miss Matsuda."

...You kind of understand why people would pay money to bully someone like her.

[1/2]

>>25869714

You make to leave, before something catches at your memory. A question you've been meaning to ask.

Does Noriko know anything about that fan that died two years ago, in Santa Destroy?

"Huh? O-oh. That." It's here that Noriko seems to close up, a bit. "T-that...w-well, there's a lot of crazy people in...in Santa Destroy, Miss Matsuda. I...I was still training to be an M idol here when that happened." She shakes her head. "E-even the magical girls there are crazy...b-besides, they did already identify the body, right?"

...Right. Well. You'll leave her to her lunch. You stand up and stuff the half sandwich into your inventory.

"T-thank you, Miss Matsuda."

What do you do, now?

[]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.
[]Wait for the rehearsal to finish to talk to Sayaka.
[]Other.

>>25869691
And dyed her hair pink?

>>25869718
>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.
Work ain't gonna do Itself, right?


God, where's the damn back-up

>>25869678
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Giz8fefisyg I'm imagining this, except maybe with a theme other than cats. Bears?

>>25869718
>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.

>>25869718

Before we walk away, get her phone #.

Then while we wander around looking for sniper spots, check our locked phone messages.

>>25869718

>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.

we should talk to Sayaka about this but we need to make sure everything is safe.

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>>25869718

>[x]Wait for the rehearsal to finish to talk to Sayaka.
>[x]While waiting, Radio Kyosuke for a report on the possible sniping positions.

This way we'll at least get some info on the possible spots. We can do our walkabout later.

We still need to pass Sayaka her lunch.

>>25869718
>[X]Other
Ask Noriko where her concerts normally are. Like, is being an M Idol a public affair with ticket sales and shit? Then,
>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.

>>25869751
We're only asking out of idle curiousity, of course, no other reason.

>>25869718
>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.
>[x]Wait for the rehearsal to finish to talk to Sayaka.

>>25869730
I think they'll be coming along with our Callidus, which would be tonight.

Also, finally made it!

>>25869718
[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.
Check diary app and messages while doing so.

>>25869718
>[X]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.
And possible snipers that may have already claimed them.

>>25869718
>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.

Standing around waiting for them to finish is a waste of time. May as well do something productive.

>>25869718
>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.

We locate the best possible sniping spot, and then we look around for another good spot, which has a good view of that spot and the stage. *That* is where we get set up - we're good enough that we can still cover the stage from a slightly less advantageous position, and we'll be able to counter-snipe anyone who sets up in the obvious position.

>>25869762
Of course. She seems like a nice enough girl, and it's only polite to inquire about her job since she seems to enjoy it so much.

We certainly aren't going to drag Midori along and use Noriko as inspiration for a new character in Murder Mayumi x Miracle Midori.

>>25869718

>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.
Well lets go and do our job.

Wait, how long do we have to travel to get to the stadium?

We need to get a headset for Sayaka as well.

>>25869718

>[x]Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.

And pass the sandwich half to Noriko for her to pass to Sayaka when the rehearsal is over.

>>25869718
[x] Get Noriko's cellphone number.
Just in case.
Then,
[x] Check out the stadium for any sniping spots.
QB said the backup was arriving later to tonight, may as well learn where they'll be.

>>25869795
All of zero seconds. What with being in it.

>>25869718
[X] check the stadium
[X] take blackmail / Kyouko gift photos with our phone

>>25869802

>You and Sayaka accompanied Ruri to the Mitakihara Community Center Pool, the entire facility seemingly having been reserved for just this shoot.

Anyway, perhaps we should change into magical girl costume.
Unless we want to run around in a swimsuit.

>>25869821
That was skipped. Read the damn thread.

>>25869821

Chiaki refused to wear the swimsuit, regardless.

>>25869821
Murderface is always in-uniform. She never wears anything else.
The fact that it looks a bit like a schoolgirl outfit helps avoid suspicion.
Transforming out of uniform results in either underwear or nudity.

>>25869821
>Skim reading the quest.

You are worst namefag.

[X] Can we get Kyouko on the phone while checking for snipers phone?

Not that I'm worried about Midori being set on fire or anything like that.

>>25869862
[x] seconding. We can walk and talk.

>>25869862

Kyouko isn't Sayaka.

>>25869883
Kyouko once set us on fire as a distraction.

>>25869883

Precisely.

Sayaka doesn't have a history of setting people on fire as a distraction.

Kyouko does.

So, ya think Spaghetti-tan has warmed up to us?

>>25869890

WE probably deserved it.

Kyouko is probably giving Midori ideas for her next chapter of MM x MM... maybe we should give them a call.

>>25869908

>+50 Spaghetti Points

Wheres the redemption point

>>25869908

+50 points.

>>25869906

She's probably hilariously bitter about it too.

"Set someone on fire once -just once!- and they never let you live it down."

>>25869908
Yes. She was gossiping with us like a normal girl.

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>>25869919

Remember we also got
-50 Midori points
-50 Yuma points
as well

I'm still waiting for Kyoko flashback 2: Electric boogaloo, where we find out just how the fire thing happened.

>>25869930

Shit, that sounds kind of weird for Murderface. We need her as a drinking buddy.

>>25869943
Yuma will be a problem, but luckily we have a billion more Midori points to spare. Not that we should throw them away or anything.

>>25869948
>turn up at one of her 'concerts'
>grab her by her collar, pour cheap booze down her throat
>"You're my friend now, Noriko."
>walk out

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>>25869943

I KNOW.

I need to vote against ideas more often.

>>25869943

Considering that Midori points are probably maxed out and we smoothed out that situation immediately, that's probably not a cause for concern.

The Yuma points, however, are worrying.

>>25869943
I forget, where did we get the -50 Midori points? I remember one time we seriously pissed her off before the witch thing in Siberia, but that was before the points were a thing.

>>25869821
Jesus Christ, really?

>>25869972

Telling her we got Mami to redo our hairstyle instead of having Midori do it.

Who had SPECIFICALLY called dibs.

>>25869968

if Yuma knew what Midori did to Kharn, she would have +200 Yuma points instantly.

>>25869972
We denied her a Chiaki haircut

>>25869967
I spend so much energy voting against huehuehue options that I sometimes let social gaffes slip through the cracks.

>>25869965
Hey! We can't just do that without paying extra to bully her.

>>25869968

Yuma just needs head pats. She fucking loves us. We just need to spend time drinking with her.

>>25869980

Yeah, but that's Yuma towards Midori.

Wonder if Yuma is still a fan of MMxMM...

>>25869991
Sure we can. And refusing to pay would make her feel extra bullied! And be extra S pleasure for us.

And it was just a convincing act, she finds the money in an envelope in her locker afterwards

>>25870003

Can't feel a headpat through a helmet.

>>25869982
To be fair, social gaffes to some extent fit with Chiaki's personality. Sure, she's getting better and making a concerted effort, but she's still Murderface. Social things just aren't her strong point.

>>25869978
>>25869981

On the brightside, that whole slip-up was smoothed out pretty nicely so, once again, it's probably a moot point by now.

Just a lesson learned now.

>>25870012
That's where the hat comes in

>>25870006
Jerk with a heart of gold.

>>25870009
You obviously have never hat a proper head pat while you are wearing a helmet then

>>25870012
Can we not rely on something that has a Chaos God in it? The Golden Weapons are bad enough as it is, except perhaps the Gauntlets.

>>25870003
Where did you get the second sentence?

>>25870009

I seem to have mistaken Yuma for misaka. I''m fucking horrible with names.

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>>25870023

Not too worried about Midori's situation. Since we even have her staying with us, now.

More concerned about how to heal up Yuma situation without being too meta about her MMxMM fangirlis-.......


...I wonder if shes watching the broadcast.

I expect her to be cursing at Chiaki's totally unconvincing and terrible portrayal of Muder Mayumi. Perhaps that might be a possible path to getting to know her better.

>>25870034

I drive.

I don't ride Self-Murder Machines on two wheels.

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>>25870044
>I expect her to be cursing at Chiaki's totally unconvincing and terrible portrayal of Muder Mayumi.
This is the best

>>25870044
If she is she'll be lurking at the back of the room, pretending she's just there because she's bored. Got to keep up her image.
But little do the other girls know she's turned off her vox and is squealing like the best of fangirls underneath her helmet.

>>25870039
I think you meant to quote >>25870024 there. I'm >>25870012, and I totally agree with not using the Warpmaster Hat for social situations, outside of fucking with Sayaka more just cause it's hilarious.

>>25870044

The idea of Yuma cursing out Chiaki because of her terrible portrayal of, well, herself is an incredibly amusing idea.

"Warmaster, you didn't even get the hairstyle right! You are the worst Murder Mayumi cosplayer ever!"

>>25870039
Chaos Shmaos.

The hat works.

>>25870087
-50 Yuma points.

>>25870095

Dammit anon.

Stop rustling mah jimmies.

>>25870090

it works on lust, that's kinda it.

>>25870074
Head's a little screwed up, you're correct.

>>25870087
I fail to see just where exactly this about Yuma liking Chiaki came from. Was it from the MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS threads? (Which I have yet to read)

>>25870090
Refer to: >>25870103

We are not Kharn, that much we told Yuma.

>>25870087
>>25870095
We can just tell Midori to give Murder Mayumi a haircut next volume, regaining points is worth the extra incriminating evidence!

>>25870103
Exactly. Chiaki can't be bad at social situations if the hat prevents them from ever happening the first place.

>>25870111

>I fail to see just where exactly this about Yuma liking Chiaki came from.

Larn, you are drunk.

>>25870111

Yuma never liked Chiaki.

She was scared of her during Maximum Christmas.

And then she disliked us for letting Kharn off easy with a "happy end" when she got Malal killed, which Yuma is bitter about.

And then anon made things even worse by trying to invite her to the housewarming party when she was already in a foul mood.

We're her unfavorite person right now.

>>25870112
We actually have the opposite problem, I think Murder Mayumi had short hair.

>>25870112
Phone Midori this evening; "So, have you considered giving Mayumi a ponytail in the next release?"

I have no idea whats going on, so could I please get a link to the archive of previous threads (if it even exists)?

>>25870129
Nothing a small timeskip can't fix!

>>25870140
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

>>25870128
> when she got Malal killed

I read the ebook collection of the archives last week to get up to speed and I still have no idea when/how that happened

>>25870128
I'm pretty sure Kharn is her unfavourite. We're just a close second.

>>25870130
>"Hey Midori, you know that haircut I promised you could give me then let Mami do? How about you work that into your self-insert porn work as a constant reminder that your totally-not-girlfriend bailed on a promise in favour of a coworker you're most likely already jealous of?"

>>25870140

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest

http://magicalgirlnoir.com/

there's a recap thread which covers the first 80ish threads.

>>25870122
That's what happens when one dozes off only to wake up abruptly.

>>25870128
>>25870155
Lovely. The only remaining Culexus in the 10th Officio and she hates us, need to fucking rectify that.

>>25870140
Don't you know about sup/tg/?

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Magical+Girl+Noir+Quest

>>25870129
>>25870145

Or a short foray into a witch's barrier.

It's so crazy, NO ONE will believe it or even see it coming.

Like if there was a reallife MIB. Hiding in plain site due to the existance of the MIB franchise.

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>>25870044
>>25870060
>>25870071
>>25870087

Guys! GUYS! You are not aware of the Implications in the long run!

>We look "surprisingly resemblant" of MurderMayumi.
>Show up in a webcast looking like that
>A show that is very popular with real Magical Girls.
>Walk around with a Girl looking "surprisngly alike" MiracleMidori
>People and Megucas alike will start to tell us that we are ripping of MMxMM

>>25870140
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23608199/

>>25870151
When Walpurgisnacht attacked, and Kharn Witched out.
Forcing Kharn back from being a Witch killed Malal and the all of the Culexus in the Ninth except for Yuma.

>>25870151

Malal's death hasn't been covered yet, but it has been heavily implied that Kharn was at fault.

Yuma's attitude towards Kharn lends this theory some weight.

Fuck, so many replies. Thanks all!

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>>25870172

...This is not good.

People are going to die when them hambeast start pulling this shit.

>>25870163
>10th Officio

Definitely drunk, it's the 9th. Damn me.

>>25870172

>they tell us we're ripping off MMxMM
>we rip their face off.

simple solutions.

>>25870172
>"And that green haired girl always hanging around her, I hear the Warmaster even CALLS her Midori all the time. I know it's a great series and all, but isn't that just taking it a bit too far for some weird office fantasy? And forcing the poor girl to be her Aide too!"

>>25870187
Nein. We shoot their face off. Vindicare, remember?

>>25870179

Souji mentioned it wasn't the first time he went into a barrier to.

I suspect she used herself and the rest of her command sans Yuma as batteries to revert Kharn back from witching out.

Batteries that expired.

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>>25870194

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