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>>25941184
>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night

>>25941184
>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night

TIME TO MEET AUTO CLUB

>>25941184
>>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night

>Look around for any new crates.
>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night

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Post tanks

>>25941184
>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night

>>25941184
>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night


Also, HAHAHA, TONKS, ect.

>>25941184
>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night
Fuck yeah, time to hang out with Second Best Club, and maybe see about setting them loose tuning Black Jack.

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>>25941184
TIME FOR TONKS!

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>>25941278
'M I doin' it right?

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>>25941278
Posting tanks..

>>25941184
>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night
we need to bring the tanned hotties some screen time!

and with the auto club, we can get the TIGER P!

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>>25941376
Oh you .jpg

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>>25941278

>>25941184

[x] Look for the Gloria Girls

Time to find out what exactly the Dogfish dance is!

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>>25941184

>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night

>>25941184
>Ask the mechanics to see if there's been any new deliveries last night

>>25941477
(looks at pic) where did you find this? are there more?

The Oorai's girls using the IG tanks area bit of a dream to me.

>>25941536
Not sure if there are any more. I think I found it in a thread on /m/ when they were talking about the Sentai scene in OVA6.

>>25941586
oh? well, thanks none the less for it.

>>25941586
reading OVA6 brings many htings to mind: Anglerfish sentai (snug outfits), Oreo in nice dress and then... Yuzu being in a Ballet with a dress that makes it clear how healthy she is (and didn't malfunction)

>>25941536

Does this mean Maho gets a Baneblade?

>>25941929
Better question: Does it mean Maho is CCCRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!! ?

So if I'm starting down the American TD line, should I go through the M8A1 and T49 or the T40 and Wolverine on my way to the Hellcat?

>>25941960

Silly anon, Miho is the only CREEEEED expy here.

>>25941961

T49 is very fun to play.

>>25941929
I hope she does. The baneblade's design is fucking retarded.

>>25941973
indeed!

>>25941961
If you want something that plays like the Hellcat (fast, no armour) then go M8A1 and T49.

>>25941961

My only complaint with the hellcat is that it leads to the T25/2

>>25942006
it's only retarded if it doesn't work. besides, in lore, baneblades are classed as "light battle line" tanks. there even bigger monsters out there. Probably known as BOLOS (with out the AI running them) and BOLOS have pritty much the same set up with having turrens everywhere.

>>25942093
[citation needed]

>>25942006

Considering that the bloody thing can tank battleship shells...

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Yes I'm a faggot I just had to share with someone.

>>25942179

Enjoying that bias?

>>25942179
Sasuga Soviet tank.

>>25942196
Yup. IS line is fun as crap.

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>>25942179
Christ, and I thought I kicked ass in pic related.

Maybe I should switch to Russian tanks....

>>25942126
alright here ya go
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page#.Ud4aSKzfKkI

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_40k_Wiki

and if my memory is right, it was noted in the Warhammer RPG tabletop books. but i don't have them to link to. you have to look those up your self.

beyond this, you can google it up your self.

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>>25942291
You really should.

>>25942179
Last shotting is for plebs.

>>25942291
I've played both and I must say I enjoy my Russian one's more.

>>25942373
I've got the damage shot's too if you want.

>>25941929
No Maho gets a Macharius and Erika gets a Baneblade.

>>25942366

moooouse, where art thee

"Roy, seen the auto club girls anywhere?" You ask as you scan the hanger. If anyone was going to know whether Glorianna had delivered a tank last night. Your loader seems a bit less chipper than usual. "Up late last night or something?"

He yawns a bit. "You could say that." He says rubbing his eyes. "Some of us actually do homework, you know? Anyway, last I saw them they were still putting some finishing touches on the Lee." He says, jerking over towards the big American medium.

You smile. "Well, let's go have a talk with them, then!" You save, giving a wave to the M3's 75mm gunner and loader as they transport some ammunition to their tank.

A brown haired head pops up from the commander's hatch of the Lee. "You!" She says angrily, an arm appearing to point at you. "What the HELL were you thinking yesterday?!"

>"Wait, what?!"
>"Hey! We wouldn't have lost anything important even if Rose hadn't won!"
>"How else was Rabbit Team supposed to get used to being shelled?"

>>25942366
Mouse, mouse please.

>>25942429
>>25942447
Not mouse sadly just a coincidence. Sorry guys.
>>25942445
>"Wait, what?!"

>>25942445
>"Wait, what?!"

>>25942445

>"I DID NOTHING WITH YUKARI!"

Hue

>>25942445
>You're going to have to be more specific. I was thinking quite a few things that could get people angry at me.

>>25942445
>"Wait, what?!"

>>25942445
>>"Wait, what?!"

>>25942445
>"Wait, what?!"

>>25942445
>"Wait, what?!"

fane innocence! quick!

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>>25942445
>"Wait, what?!"

>>25942492
that joke is over son.

>>25942445
>Other
Take her outstretched hand
"You."

>>25942445
>>"Wait, what?!"

>>25942445
>"Wait, what?!"

"I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"

I NEVER LAID A FINGER ON HER

I WAS A PERFECT GENTLEMAN

>>25942445
> Sorry for making all that extra work, but we had to get the Rabbits used to working under fire. You need an extra hand?"

>>25942555
my god, THAT IS BRILLIENT! I second this! ... if the fluffy one wasn't already our girl. (or at least not in ear shot. But this action can still throw a girl off guard even if the MC's heart is all for the fluffy one)

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>>25942445
>Other: Winning. Epic victory.

>>25942510
this

>>25942547

No not really.

I don't think it'll end anytime soon.

>>25942445
>>"Wait, what?!"

>>25942510
You never admit anything to an angry woman anon. Yes or no until they specify exactly what you did.

>>25942555
+1
Mostly for teh luls

>>25942817
>Stupid choice
>says 'luls' unironically
thank you for outing yourself as a colossal retard faggot.

>>25942669
> Sorry for making all that extra work, but we had to get the Rabbits used to working under fire. You need an extra hand?"

Sounds good

>>25942445
>"How was I suppose to know they gave us a lemon?"

You come screeching to a halt almost mid-step. "Wait... What? What did I do?" You say, taken aback by the angry, pointing, fairly tanned girl above you. "I didn't do anything! It wasn't me!" You stutter.

You puts her hands down and, in one fluid motion, pushes herself up out of the turret. "Oh yes you did!" She says angrily, never taking her finger off you. "Do you enjoy making extra work for us? Is it some sort of entertainment?"

"No!" You say, shaking your head vigorously.

"Do you have any kind of idea what sort of structural damage that little popgun on your Pershing does to a tank like the M3?" She shouts up into your face, only a few feet away now. "I missed my entire first period just checking to make sure you didn't torque the poor Lee's superstructure out of line!" She takes her finger away from you to begin counting off her day. "Then, after school, we spend three hours checking the hydraulics and fuel lines to make sure you didn't crack a line just from the shock. And then, only after we made sure that the tank wasn't a complete write-off did we managed to patch the cantalope-sized hole you left in the armor." She points over at the freshly applied plate. "We had to fabricate that from scratch."

You blink.

>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"
>"I had no idea you went through that much work. I'm really sorry!"
>"So did you get any packages from Glorianna yet?"

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>>25942979
>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"

>>25942979
>>"I had no idea you went through that much work. I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"

>>25942979

>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"
>"I had no idea you went through that much work. I'm really sorry!"

>>25942979

>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"
>"I had no idea you went through that much work. I'm really sorry!"
>"So did you get any packages from Glorianna yet?"

>>25943020
This

>>25942979
>>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"

>>25942979
>>25943020
>"I had no idea you went through that much work. I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"

C'mon, Blackjack, it's like the lines were *meant* to go together.

>>25942979
>time to put our poker face on
then
>"So did you get any packages from Glorianna yet?"
deflect accusations even if they are true. get her off her game

>>25942979
> their safe in their tank
they're. *They're* safe in their tank. They are safe.

>>25942179
>hiding your name
Pussy.
>>25942291
Now THIS MAN has balls. Watch him get inundated by the rest of us.
>>25942366
'Sup Mouse? TW89 when?
>>25942470
Liar. When can we have more Sushi?

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>>25943059
damn it. forgot the pic

>>25942979
>>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"
welp, shit.

>>25942979
>>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"
>>"I had no idea you went through that much work. I'm really sorry!"

combination of both

>>25942979
>>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"

>>25942979
>>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"
>>"I had no idea you went through that much work. I'm really sorry!"
>>"So did you get any packages from Glorianna yet?"

>>25942979
>And I appreciate every bit of work you and your clubmates do for us. Without you four I don't think this team would even be running. I can't imagine how you do it.

>>25942979
>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"

>>25942979

>"I'm really sorry, but they had to learn that their safe in their tank, even under heavy fire!"

>>25942979
>"Well, yeah. You'd rather that cantalope-sized hole was on one of the freshmen? Bet you couldn't fix them up in a morning."

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>>25942979
Would they rather cantaloupe-sized holes in their tanks, or in their schoolmates?
Also posting more tonks.

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Moar tonks, Pz.Kpfw. IV, I think

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Ura!

>>25942979
Hey BJ you dead?

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You know if the intervals between quest posts keep getting longer I'm just going to throw my hands in the air and start my own Panzerfahren Quest.

Without BlackJack.
And maybe some hookers.

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>>25943827
knowing them, probably the tanks.

>>25943970
The girls come back to their tanks after a picnic an approach, when suddenly all their tanks turn into that picture. I'm pretty sure you know what happens next...

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Open heart surgery. At least the automotive club doesn't have to do this.

>>25944002
Black Forest comes and saves the day?

>>25943970
i would hate to have to restart this again. still. Blackjack needs to get his shit together. either tell us why he's taking so long or he as a typing speed of a glacier.

>>25944022
You haven't figured it out yet? He plays WoT between posts.

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>>25944002
They rape it?

>>25944031
WoT matches max out at 15minutes.

>>25944059
>implying he only plays one match

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>>25943970

You look at the mechanic, then over at the Lee, the terrible damage inflicted on it completely erased. "Oh. I had no idea that it was that much work to put it back together..." You really didn't actually- although you'd done repairs on Black Jack before, he generally had thick enough armor that he was only subjected to "simulated" penetrations that amounted to little more than dents or divots in the armor- maybe a damage track or antenna or engine. "There was a reason for it though-" You start.

"You wanna demonstrate how safe they are in that Lee?" She cuts in. "Fire a 37mm at it! Hell, fire the 75mm at it!" She says, her voice building. "But you chose the one gun we've got that can actually put one of my tanks in the scrap heap. You ever pull something like that again with my tanks and you'll be fixing the Pershing yourselves!"

You blink, the tide of anger finally subsiding away from you. "Don't ruin your tanks... Got it." You say, swallowing.

"Yeah. Better remember it, too!" She looks up at you and you finally realise that she's actually a lot shorter than you. "So, what did you want?"

>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"
>"So the M3 is fully repaired and ready to go, then?"
>"How do you guys like working on Black Jack?"

>>25944094
>"How do you guys like working on Black Jack?"

>>25944094
>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

>>25944094
>"Did you guys get any packages from Gloriana?"
Our objective has not changed.

>>25944094
>"How do you guys like working on Black Jack?"
>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

>>25944094
>>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

>>25944094
>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

WE NEED MORE TANKS!

>>25944094
>"How do you guys like working on Black Jack?"
>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

>>25944093
Lovecraft und Panzer

>>25944094
>"How do you guys like working on Black Jack?"

>>25944094
>"How do you guys like working on Black Jack?"
>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

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>>25944093
A Wunderwaffe Adolf. A Wunderwaffe.

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>>25944094
>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

>>25944094

>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

Let's hope we got something good.

>>25944094
>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

open package, receive TONKS!

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>>25944094
>"Did you guys get any packages from Glorianna?"

"Ah, well we were expecting a bit of a present from St. Glorianna..." You start. "Probably a big tank-sized crate of hopefully-awesome..." You say, realising that what you were expecting from Glorianna was probably not what you were going to get. "Seen one of those around here?"

The wrench-wench's face darkens in front of you. "You mean the boxes of parts that got dropped off here last night?" She says dangerously. "The one you guys probably expect us to put together in our free time- y'know the free time that isn't already dedicated to the repair and upkeep of the six other tanks on the team?"

"Wait... pieces?" You say. You were expecting a tank- maybe not in the best of condition but at least in one piece.

"Oh yes. Got an engine in one crate, the chasis in another, the gun and turret assembly in a third. Drive train, treads, electrics..." She sighs and looks up. "We started it this morning..."

>"Do you know what kind of tank it is?"
>"How long before you'll have it ready?"
>"Do you need any help with it?"

>>25945082
>"Do you need any help with it?"

>>25945082
>>"Do you need any help with it?"

>>25945082
>>"Do you need any help with it?"

Or would you like any help with it?

>>25945082
>Do you need any help with it?"
These girls are based enough. They could use a hand.

>>25945082
>>"Do you need any help with it?"

>>25945082
>>"Do you need any help with it?"
I smell a learning experience!

>>25945082
>"Do you need any help with it?"

>>25945082
>"Do you need any help with it?"

>>25945082

>"Do you need any help with it?"

>>25945082
>"Do you know what kind of tank it is?"

>>25945098
>>25945100
>>25945102
>>25945106
>>25945126
>>25945134
>>25945135
>>25945146
>>25945151
"Sure, bring us something to drink and then get the fuck out before you break something else"

>>25945082
>"Do you know what kind of tank it is?"
And feel free to take your time, we don't even know the tournament bracket yet.

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>>25945082
>"Do you need any help with it?"
Let's get everyone in on this. Team building time. That way we can have a real BBQ afterwards

>>25945251

Then the Madfish dance...

>>25945082
>"Do you know what kind of tank it is?"

and add a Hammy and loud roar of rage to the heavens over how we were tricked by the Tea Girls. we were expecting that tank WHOLE.

>>25945082
I hope it's a Cromwell or Comet.

>>25945506
Delicious cruiser tanks, I'd even take a crusader

>>25945506

I'm willing to bet it's an Valentine, Covenenter, or AT-2

>>25945506
it's an archer, why else would it be in parts?

>>25945625
we could do with an A33

>>25945673
because thats how tanks are transported in peactime when not goign to a warzone?

>>25945625
>>25945673
>>25945689
It's a 17 pdr SP M10 Achilles. It's a nice tank and they'd love to keep it but the supply constraints of the Sherman parts are more trouble than they're worth. They've been trying to sell it to Saunders for years.

Also the bore's shot out.

>>25945771
No open-top vehicles remember?

>>25945847
Conversion kits.

>>25945847
There are kits to make the open tops closed and legal, apparently.

>>25945771
>Also the bore's shot out.

you hateful hateful thing

>>25945867
>>25945855
Wait, so there's a chance, no matter how remote, that we can get our hands on an M18 Hellcat? Pretty bitchin'.

>>25945082
>[x] Do you need any help with it?

You look over at Roy really quick and shrug. "You guys need any help with it? Maybe I can-"

The mechanic turns her head and hollars back over her shoulder. "Hey Hoshino. Mr. Pershing here wants to know if he can come help with the Trumpeter!"

Hoshino, even browner than the first mechanic girl, pops up from the Lee's engine compartment, holding a hammer in one hand and screwdriver in the other. She grins down at her friend. "Tell them to get us some drinks and stay out of our way before they screw something else up!"

"Hey! We've kept Black Jack going for-" You start to protest, but the girl in front of you cuts you off again.

"Yeah, yeah. Leave it to the professionals, Gentlement." She says dismissively as she turns to head back to the Lee. "Now, if you're all through- we've got important things to attend to."

>"Did you even figure out what tank it is?"
>Go investigate the new tank yourself!
>Other

>>25945771
>Bore's shot out

I hope you step on a D4.

>>25945986
>>Go investigate the new tank yourself!

BJ you've done a good job of making me hate the auto-club.

>>25945986
>>Go investigate the new tank yourself!

>>25945986
"Fine, fine, I can tell when I'm not needed."
>Get drinks, then go investigate the new tank yourself.

>>25945986

>Other

DRINKS.

BUT.

AMERICAN DRINKS.

Give them the Dr Pepper.

>>25946006
this wouldn't have happened if we stopped to listen to Miho's advice for getting the girls used to getting shot at.

>>25945986
>>"Did you even figure out what tank it is?"

>>25945986
>Other
Drinks
Investigate the tank

>>25945986
>Other
Get them some drinks. Dr. Pepper.
>>25946018
>implying the Japanese don't love Dr. Pepper
laughingtakeshitatsumi.jpg

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>>25945986
I'm doing all the work for BJ it appears.

Rolled 16

>>25946073

I dunno man, I'm not american and I think they'll look down on serving little girls tennesey whiskey.

>>25946081
And you did it much faster too.

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>>25945986
>"Did you even figure out what tank it is?"
Then get them drinks. Get them BRANDO, IT'S WHAT THE PLANTS WANT.

>>25945986

>Go investigate the new tank yourself!

Too curious to pass up an opportunity to see what it could be.

>>25946098
>Tennessee whiskey
Clearly we are not speaking of the same thin when we say Dr. Pepper.

>>25946124

I'm not sure a drink chock full of electrolytes is good for plants.

>>25946137

I meant I couldnt think of anything uniquely american besides the two and one was alcohol.

>>25945986
give them red bulls or power thirsts then go take a look at our new tank.

btw, just how good/bad is a trumpeter any way?

>>25946098
Dude, Dr. Pepper is a carbonated beverage. Not whisky. Not that watching high school girls reacting to Tennessee whisky isn't hilarious. Seriously, let your kids taste that and they won't drink in high school. Other than that one case, of course.

>>25945986
>Go investigate the new tank yourself!
But by "yourself" I mean "with Yukari"

>>25946169
And I was saying that the Japs love Dr. Pepper.
Dorikin would probably love us forever if we got her some booze, though.
>>25946194
Any girl who can't handle whisky isn't worth your time.

>>25946192
>powerthirst
made with real lightning!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

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>>25945986
>Get them some drinks.
>This in particular

>>25946196
"Miho! I need to borrow Yukari! I want to show her some parts!"

And Then patrick loses his schürzen and Rose kills us.

>>25946192
>power thirsts
Manana, Fizzbitch, or Gun?

>>25946279
all

>>25946276
perfect plan! let's do it

Rolled 1, 8 = 9

>>25946276

[x] Do it.

She'll be able to tell what tank it is.

>>25945986
>Get them Drinks
>Go investigate the new tank yourself

>>25946276
voting here

>>25946276

Make it happen

Rolled 44

>>25946276
Clearly the only sensible course of action.

>>25946276
This!

>>25946169
Coca Cola is practically synonymous with America, for better or worse.

>>25946709

It's also everywhere and not something folks will gag on.

>>25946709
For worse.
Everyone with real taste prefers Royal Crown.

>>25946709
Ginger ale or root bear.

>>25946758

A&W Root Beer.

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>>25946780

>root bear

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How about the drink of the people

>God tier
Pure sugar drinks like Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew
>Great tier
Fruity drinks like Fanta
>Not that good tier
Colas like Coke, and Pepsi
>Absolutely disgusting tier
Root beers

>>25946780
>>25946783
I was limiting myself to colas.
Ginger ale is the greatest shit ever.

>>25946794
Oh fuck, didn't catch that. I feel like an idiot.

>>25946816
>spend life fighting against the bourgeoisie
>capitalists use your name to sell beverages

>>25946816
Is that stuff actually any good?
Also, is dat some Virgil's cream soda in the background?

>>25946822
>Why can't I hold all this opinion

>>25946279
What about my blue collar?

>>25946816
I have an empty bottle of this about 2 feet from me.

>>25946867
JUICE SPRINGSTEEN!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAB4vOkL6cE

>>25946859
Cream soda is the absolute best drink ever devised.

>>25946869
Now I wish I had a full bottle of that within an arm's reach.

"Roy, we need to get Yukari." You say simply. "We're gonna figure out what Glorianna gave us ourselves."

"Do we really need her for it?" He says, a bit hurt- he was the historian of the crew, the guy who knew the historical aspects of the various tanks. "I mean, it's probably just a Crusader or something, can't be too hard to identify, even if it is in pieces." He yawns. "Also, where can we find some coffee or something?"

"Just how late were you up last night?" You ask. "Doesn't matter- I want to get this right and I figure between you and Yukari you'll have just about anything the Brits made covered..." Two brains would be better than one on this...

"I guess..." He says, stiffling another yawn.

>Go find the Fluffy tank nerd.
>"What were you doing last night, again?"
>Other.

>>25946863
All tier lists are objective fact and the only way to disprove them is to make another tier list, preferably with better formatting.

>>25946754
Cola's nasty. Dr. Pepper and root beer are superior by at least an order of magnitude.

Vernor's.

Okay, there's no way the MC would know Vernor's. But still.

>>25946822
>>Absolutely disgusting tier
>Root beers
One day I will find you. And I will kill you.

>>25946816
How about we get them a six pack of Balls?
So they can drink our Balls while we giggle like schoolgirls.

Rolled 70

>>25946903
>>Go find the Fluffy tank nerd.

>>25946890
>The River
God dammit I closed it halfway through the opening harmonica strains but I'm still depressed. That fucking song, man.
>>25946918
>How about we get them a six pack of Balls?
It's spelled "Bawls", and it is fucking delicious.
>>25946903
>"What were you doing last night, again?"

>>25946903
>Find fluffy

>>25946903
>"What were you doing last night, again?"
>Go find the Fluffy tank nerd.

>>25946891
You are absolutely right.
>Captcha: ichheduc pubescence
?

>>25946903
>>Go find the Fluffy tank nerd.
on the way, ask
>>"What were you doing last night, again?"

>>25946903
>Get Fluffy

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>>25946903
>"What were you doing last night, again?"
Friend how much Tea Cup did you engage in sheets this week? You may be in danger of impressment.

>>25946903
>Go find the Fluffy tank nerd.

>>25946903
>"What were you doing last night, again?"

>>25946966
[Rule Britannia intensifies]

>>25946822
Boy, you know jack about drinks. pray i don't find you some day and slap your shit.

Squirt, Cheerwine, Dr. Enuf. you need to try more son.

>>25946903
>Go find Fluffy tank nerd

>>25946903
>>Go find the Fluffy tank nerd.
>>"What were you doing last night, again?"

>>25946903
Loader-san confirmed for historyclub bait.
Now, which one will he waifu?

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>>25946903
>Go find the Fluffy tank nerd.
MOAR YUKARI POINTS

>>25947025
>Squirt
Now I know I put fruity drinks in Great tier but that shit is an exception and goes straight into Absolutely Disgusting. Never had the other two to be fair.

>>25946903
>>"What were you doing last night, again?"

>>25946903
>Go find the Fluffy tank nerd.

we get ze Fluffy!
wait....
>"Just what were you doing last night, again?"

>>25947060
>Squirt
>Absolutely Disgusting

Alright, now i will have to slap your shit twice. Yes, Squirt isn't top lvl, but it sure isn't crap. that is for Fargo to be crap tier.

>>25947060
Would you go shit up another board with your horrid taste, please? The slow posting and obvious rails make this tough to take to begin with, but add to this your vapid gibbering over terrible soda pop flavors, and you have a combination that makes suck starting my 12 gauge seem like a lovely use of the evening.

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>>25947160
I do agree, however. Not the rails but the sodashitposting

>>25946903
>"What were you doing last night, /a/non?"

You guide your loader over towards the Panzer IV. "So, what were you up to so late last night?" You say nonchalantly. "Something's got you wiped out this morning..." You stick your hands in your pocket, looking at him innocently. You knew there was something he wasn't telling you...

"There was just a lot of homework and we went late..." He says, instantly annoyed at the line of questioning. His lack of sleep was his undoing, and he realises what he said almost as soon as he's said it. "Dammit, Russells, just forget about it..." He says, resigned.

You're happy too. You've gotten more than you needed anyway. "Saori, where's Yukari at?"

The Panzer IV's radiowoman looks up from the roadwheel she was checking. "Oh! She's up in the turret!" She bangs on the side of the Panzer and Yukari pops up from the turret.

"Russells!" She says cheerfully. "What do you need?"

>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"
>"How's Mako now that she's gotten a good breakfast?"

>>25947846
>>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"

>>25947846
>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"
>"How's Mako now that she's gotten a good breakfast?"

>>25947846
>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"
>"How's Mako now that she's gotten a good breakfast?"

Why not both?

>>25947846

>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"

YUKARI! ITS TANK TIME!

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>>25947846

>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"

Social Link GO!

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>>25947846
>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"
>"How's Mako now that she's gotten a good breakfast?"

>>25947846
>>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"

>>25947846
>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"
Adventure!

>>25947846

>>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"
>>"How's Mako now that she's gotten a good breakfast?"

Fluffy's enthusiasm. So awesome, so huggable.

>>25947846
Adventure!

In my pants!

>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"

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>>25947846
>"How's Mako now that she's gotten a good breakfast?"
>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"

>>25947878
That is a very weird looking tank.

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>>25947997

That's because those are B-25 Mitchell bomber bodies.

>>25947846
>"We've got a mystery tank to investigate!"

>>25947878
B25s, oh how I love them.

>>25948088

The B-25J Hardnose...the original BRRRRRRT plane (8 .50s in the nose, an additional 4 below the cockpit, and then the dorsal turret....for a total of 14 forward-firing .50s)

>>25948135
>>25948088

And the B-25H.....Same configuration as the J hardnose, but replacing 4 of the nose .50s with a 75mm cannon.

>>25948149
>75mm
wat
why
A 20mm would be enough punch through the top armor of most tanks
why

>>25948149
>>25948135
>>25948088

And add para-frags for even more fun and profit!

B-25s were probably the best medium bomber of the war. Versatile, easy to fly, respectable range and payload for their size, good survivability, able to bring their crews home, and could take off from a goddamned aircraft carrier (eat that Mossie fans!)

And the terror of Japanese shipping and airfields in the South Pacific.

>>25948181
More dakka.

>>25948181
Because sometimes you want to make for god damned sure that the tank is dead. Or to take out pillboxes/bunkers.

>>25948181

Anti-shipping mainly. A 75mm will bunch through a transport's hull much better than a 20mm ever would. Also was good for hitting aircraft revetments and bunkers in strafing runs.

>>25948181
Anti-shipping. Much easier to use that than use the bomb skipping trick. We ate Japan's merchant marine.

>>25948215

*punch not bunch

This thread has now been hijacked by Frauleins und Fighters.

>>25948217
Oh, and the contract 20mm Hispanos were notoriously unreliable.

>>25948215
>>25948217
Ah, makes sense.

>>25948228

You mean Bitches and Bombers

"Glorianna sent us a tank!" You say excitedly. "Only problem is that it's not assembled and we have no idea what it is!"

Yukari's eyes widen- there's not much that gets her more excited than a new an interesting tank. "I'll be right down!" She says as she scrambles down off the Panzer IV. "This is so exciting!" She squeels as she hits the ground and salutes you. "Did the auto-club know what it was?"

You frown a bit. "They weren't quite in the mood to discuss it..." You say. "I don't even know whether it was a cruiser or an infantry tank or what..."

"Hmmm" Yukari wonders for a second. "We'll figure it out!"

The crates in question are on the far side of the hanger, the largest ones had already been opened and the tank's chasis was already up on a lift. Yukari wanders around it, inspecting it. Roy is going through the other crates trying to get a clue from them.

>"It kinda looks like a Cromwell..."
>"It's got some decent armor on it..."
>"What sort of gun does it have, Roy?"

>>25948234

Weren't those the guns that were nigh un-mass-producible?

>>25948238
I prefer this.

>>25948247
>"What sort of gun does it have, Roy?"

>>25948247
>>"What sort of gun does it have, Roy?"

>>25948247

HOLY FUCK! BLACKJACK POSTED!

>>25948247
>>"What sort of gun does it have, Roy?"

>>25948247
>>"It's got some decent armor on it..."

>>25948247
>>"It kinda looks like a Cromwell..."
Oh please let it be a cromwell

>>25948247
>>"It kinda looks like a Cromwell..."

I would love a Cromwell.

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>>25948228

Boys und Flugzeug is the term you're looking for.

>>25948247
>>"It kinda looks like a Cromwell..."

Muh Cromwell.

>>25948181
The best part is that it isn't even a tiny pussy-ass short barrel, it's a lightened version of the gun on the M4 with an autoloader.

>>25948247
>>"It kinda looks like a Cromwell..."

Not a Comet, but a Cromwell is great as well.

>20 minutes between BlackJack posts
I already called CNN, so you guys can hold off.

>>25948247
>>"It's got some decent armor on it..."

Something with actually decent armor would be appreciated.

>>25948247
>>"What sort of gun does it have, Roy?"
Let our bro have some sceentime

>>25948247
>>"It's got some decent armor on it..."

Sounds interesting.

>>25948247
>"It's got some decent armor on it..."

A tank that can take a hit? GIMME.

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>>25948247

>"What sort of gun does it have, Roy?"

How much DAKKA are we looking at here? This is the most important question.

>>25948247
>"It's got some decent armor on it..."

>>25948247
>>"It's got some decent armor on it..."

So paper or not?

>>25948247
>>"It's got some decent armor on it..."

>>25948401
Cromwell had sherman/Panzer IV levels of armour, and the sherman 75mm.

It was, however, fast and had a low profile.

Looks like a Cromwell, and has decent armour?
Can anyone say Excelsior?

>>25948483

That is still a massive improvement over the I-Go.

Seriously, the only thing shittier than that thing was the Bob Semple Tank, and that was literally a tractor with sheet metal covering it.

>>25948500

No freaking way we're that lucky.

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>>25948247
>>"It's got some decent armor on it..."

Go time.

>>25948586
Is that a platoon of Baneblades?

>>25948500

>Excelsior

If the Brits had that lying around, why would they keep it boxed up? That would have been a powerful asset for them in the upcoming tourney, not to mention their practice match against us.

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>>25948247
>"What sort of gun does it have, Roy?"

>>25948616

Company.

>>25948654
As in, a 4 vehicle platoon. Because if they have companies of baneblades comparable in number to modern tank companies, I don't even know how the Imperium hasn't won.

>>25948247
>"What sort of gun does it have, Roy?"

>>25948806

Superheavy companies are apparently composed of three vehicles, or at least it seemed that way in the book Baneblade. (To my knowledge they haven't suffered any losses before they were introduced)

>>25948247
>"It's got some decent armor on it..."

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>>25948642
>FTFY

>>25948806
There's only 10 to a regiment.