>>25951093
Do you
>[] Flirt
>[] Correct her on how to pronounce your name
>[] Laugh
>[] freak the fuck out
>[] other

>>25951107
Impress:

"Well, I know you're not a psychic, cause then you'd know how to actually pronounce my name-" Peek over sunglasses if you have them, "Though, I would not mind giving you a second chance. What's your name?"

>>25951150
Whoops, forgot to take my tripcode off.

Oh my god, this is actually happening.

>>25951155
How do you do those anyway? also I must ask, how supernatural is this universe?

>>25951166
never doubt the Alberswazy

>>25951107
I fucking love it, good job.
>Impress
Make sure to through in how to pronounce your name too.

>>25951150
Do this except with more debauchery and crazy sass.

>>25951172
For the tripcode query: {NAME}#{WHATEVER}

So you'd put in the name field: Lord of Sass#Sasparilla, and then you'd post as Lord of Sass!alkergnalerknghkn or whatever. Don't use sasparilla though, because that's actually a mispelling.

As for the second question...As supernatural as you'd like? I dunno. Right now I've got in my mind a psychic plot arc. I dunno. If you can think of psychic technobabble to cover for it, you're good.

>>25951150
yup, this!

>>25951208
thanks

"Weeeell, I know you're not a psychic, cause then you'd know that is was pronounced Al burr Swah zaye" You say with over exaggerated hand movements accenting each syllable "Though I wouldn't mind giving you a second chance, What's your name sugah, Rarr". She smirks at your reaction, but her face quickly returns to that of a stone wall.

"You didn't answer my question" She replies, pulling those little glasses of hers down a bit.

"And you didn't answer mine, Sugah" You reply, wishing they hadn't taken your shades. What followed was the most intense, lust filled stare off ever witnessed by man. Minutes of silence pass by, both of you waiting for the other to answer your respective questions.

"My name is Emilia Blake" She said with a sigh "Now Mr. Alberswazy".

"Well I know they can read your future from crystal balls and the palm of your hand" You answer, leaning back in your chair, a devilish smile across your face "Why does it matter its not like any of them are actually real, By the way, You free on sunday, I just got the most delightfully soft sheets". Judging from her glare she is not free on Sunday.

"Well it is true most "psychics" are as real as Santa clause or the Easter bunny" She says passing you the folder "There are a select few that have actual powers, and We here at Project ANTIGONE seek to learn as much as we can about them, and learn just how deep this rabbit hole goes"

What do you do.
>[] keep flirting
>[] open the folder
>[] other

>>25951363
Open the folder, but definitely keep flirting.

>>25951363
As we're opening the folder casually ask if I can learn how deep her rabbit hole goes.

>>25951392
Second

>>25951363
Shit, we need something to look over. Flip the folder open. We can look over that.

Also, give her a smile, "This is certainly the strangest way I've ever been picked up, Miss Blake. And please, tell me it's miss, cause it'd absolutely break my heart if it was missus."

>>25951392
Fuck, I wish I had thought of that.

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>>25951363
URGE TO MAKE A REFERENCE TO WANTING TO CHECK OUT HER RABBIT HOLE RISING

>>25951093
>of course you'd except
Accept.

>>25951363
You pull the papers out of the folder while murmuring "I'd like to see how far your rabbit hole goes, Sugah"

"Did you say something Mr. Alberswazy?" she asks. You shake your head, eyes as wide as those of a deer caught in head lights. Lets see what your new job is all about, shall we.
Ladda ladda ladda, unlocking the full potential of the subjects, Blah blah blah, Weeding out cults, Boring boring boring, investigating reports of any and all things super natural.

"Who's this little brat?" you ask pointing to a picture of a young girl with short brown hair and a rather angry expression, like someone had just stolen her lollipop or something

"Juno, a pyrokenetic" Emilia answers "You'll be her handler until the time comes when you are no longer suitable for the job".

"Wait wait wait" You say moving a finger back in forth to some unheard rhyme "No one said anything about babysitting a little brat".

"Well it is less baby sitting and more making sure she doesn't turn into a liability while also testing the extent of her abilities and keeping her out of the wrong hands" She says adjusting her glasses "I'm sure you two will get along, Mr.Plaid and Mr.Stripes please take Mr.Alberswazy to his charge and supply him with all the tools for the job while your at it". and with that, two large men enter the room, one wearing a plaid monkey suit, the other a striped one, they glare at you until you stand up. Blowing a kiss to the lovely Miss Blake, you follow them out of the room and into a far to bright hallway.

Do you.
>[] try to start a conversation
>[] talk about Emilia Blake's figure
>[] look around
>[] other

>>25951542
Look around, check how they're armed and whatnot.

>>25951542
>>[x] talk about Emilia Blake's figure

>>25951542
They're called Plaid and Stripes? Huh.

Look around, see if there any other fine ladies around here. And just your luck, stuck with a kid like this.

"So, you guys in the babysitting business? Cause, lemme tell you, we're walking away from the baby I'D like to be sitting, heheh...Man, can I smoke in here? Either of you got a cig I can bum off ya?"

>>25951542
>>[] talk about Emilia Blake's figure

>>25951542
>[] try to start a conversation

>>25951542
"So that Emilia" You begin as you try and spot some other fine looking ladies "How big do you think they are with out that dress keeping em caged up". Silence.
"Man I'd give anything to explore her rabbit hole" you chuckle as you grin at a rather cute looking little treat in a white lab coat "If you know what I mean". Silence.
"Sooo, you guys in the babysitting business? Cause, lemme tell you, we're walking away from the baby I'D like to be sitting, heheh...Man, can I smoke in here? Either of you got a cig I can bum off ya?".Silence

later
"And that's when I realized she had Twin" You finish your story, only to see your two new friends walking away, leaving you in a room with a rather shady looking motherfucker putting a needle in the little girl from the picture, what was her name? July?

"Ah Mr.Alberswazy" The shady fuck says as he finishes pupping the kid full of god knows what "How is it going my brother". Oh god this creepy fuckers more awkward than a fat chick on an ice rink.his hand is held out for you to shake

how do you respond
>[] shake it
>[] Punch the creepy bastard, no one pumps kids full of drugs while TYRONE ALBERSWAZY IS AROUND
>[] other

>>25951723
Give him some attitude.

"Brother? You ain't no brother of mine, honky."

I'm guessing he's a honky. If he's not, call him a honky anyway.

>>25951723
>>[] Punch the creepy bastard, no one pumps kids full of drugs while TYRONE ALBERSWAZY IS AROUND
Mother!Fucker!

>>25951754
...That Mother!Fucker! was pretty convincing.

Let's go with that. Dropping the honky vote. Though, I do advocate for calling someone a honky some time.

>>25951751
This.

>>25951723
Tyrone is going to die before he ever does any handler work, but punch the honky and sass it up.

>>25951794
This is a very bad idea, but yes. Don't forget to call him a honky.

>>25951723
You feel a rage boiling within you, a rage you haven't felt since the time you had one of your kidneys stolen a few years back. HOW DARE THIS WEASEL LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER RUIN THIS LITTLE GIRLS YOUTH WITH POISON, NOT ON TYRONE ALBERSWAZY'S WATCH.

"Brother? You ain't no brother of mine, honky!" You scream in rage as confusion spreads across the bastard's face. A second later he's on the floor, coughing from the strike you gave him to the gut.

"Doctor!" the girl shouts in surprise as you look for the nearest thing to start whacking him with.

"I Know he may call himself a doctor, little un" You explain as you pick up a rather large wooden pole that just happened to be lying around "BUT THIS MAN WORKS FOR SATAN, CORRUPTING YOUR VEINS WITH THE VILE POISON OF HELL, TRUST ME I KNOW HIS KIND, THEY ALMOST RUINED ME".

"What are you talking about?" The man asks as he struggles to get up.

"I wasn't talking to you, you DEFILER OF TODAYS YOUTH" You say as you feel neigh holy fury course through your veins as you raise the pole above your head.

"It was just a formula to boost her natural abilites" He begins before you bring the wooden object crashing down upon his head.

"YOU WERE GIVING THIS LITTLE GIRL STEROIDS?!" You shout hitting him again "I'LL MOUNT YOUR ASS ON MY WALL, YOU SONABITCH".

"Leave, him" The little girl says angrily, forcing the words out "ALONE!". Hey is someone cooking something down here, smell delicious, until you feel a heat emanating from your finely groomed mane.
"NONONONOOOOOOOO NOT THE HAIR" You scream as you drop the pole at try to put out the blaze on your head "ANYTHING BUT THE HAIR"

"Oh god" The little girl says "I'll fix this just stop running". next thing you know you're soaked to the bone, and your hair safe. a hose spitting out water lays near on the ground, the little girl is helping up the bastard

what do you do
>[] look around
>[] ROUND 2 MOTHERFUCKER
>[] apologize
>[] freak out
>[] other

>>25951916
[X] Sit down, and wonder what the fuck happened.

>>25951916
>[] ROUND 2 MOTHERFUCKER
WE'RE NOT DONE YET HONKY

>>25951916
>>[] freak out
Pyro.Fuckin.Cunt!
how dare you mess with my hairdo?!
punch her in the cunt

>>25951916
Look around

four different votes
now how do I deal with this
perhaps combine two or more
what do you guys think,
also which ones should I combined

>>25951916
Start yelling about how he's juicing the kid with devil juice causing all sorts of unnatural crap.

>>25952006
So a vote to freak out?

>>25952012
Yes, sorry for not being clearer.

>>25951916
>[x] freak out
>[x] ROUND 2 MOTHERFUCKER

In that order.

>>25951093
I read this with uncle ruckus's voice

>>25952073
I like it.
Call him a honky too.

>>25951916
Your mind tries its damnedest to figure out what the fuck just happened, sadly your mind is a bit fried from certain life choices you made, ones you aren't very proud of, not at all.
Something inside your usually calm and collected mind breaks, what you saw couldn't be natural, or could it, that stuff in the syringe looked like some shady ass shit, that must be what cause your glorious hairdo to catch fire

"You" You say pointing at the Honky, his legs sprawled out as he is laying against a locker of some kind "YOU PUMPED HER FULL OF THE DEVIL JUICE AND LET IN THE BAD SPIRITS". His eyes are filled with terror as your approach him.

"MOMMA" You shout holding your head "IS THAT YOU".

"What" The demon bringer asks

"DON'T GO MOMMA" You shout "I NEED YOU MOMMA". You fall to your knees, hands outstretched.

"Hey Mr. you alright" The little girl asks as you try and grab someone who isn't there.

"MOMMA!" You shout as you curl up into a ball
.......
you are brought back to your sense a while later, the little girl standing over you the hose. the Honky is currently looking through a file.
he notices you're back in your senses

"Well you finally stopped crying for your momma" He says with a laugh

what do you do.
>[] No one insult TYRONE ALBERSWAZY
>[] ask what happened
>[] hug the little girl and comfort her and try to steer her away from the devil juice
>[] apologize
>[] other

>>25952156
[x]Hug little girl
We are so gonna be her sponsor. (for drug rehab)

>>25952156
>[x] hug the little girl and comfort her and try to steer her away from the devil juice

Our momma never raised no boy of hers that'd stand by and let a little girl get caught on the devil's juice.

>>25952156
[X] No one insults TYRONE ALBERSWAZY

>>25952084
it fits

>>25952156
>[X] hug the little girl and comfort her and try to steer her away from the devil juice
As much as I want the first option

Rolled 17

>>25952156
>>[] hug the little girl and comfort her and try to steer her away from the devil juice
come with me I will shor you "the world"( that`s what I call my...)

>>25952214
Oh hell no, now our momma DEFINITELY didn't raise that kind of boy.

If there's grass on the field we play ball, but we aint no sicko.

>>25952237
No we're sassy

>>25952156
You wrap your arms around the little way ward soul. Momma didn't raise you to stand by and let the devil juice ruin a little girls life, especially after what it did to your uncle

"Shhh there there" You say in your most nurturing voice, ignoring the fact she's trying to squirm out of your grasp "None of the monsters are real little un, they're just in your head cause that damned devil juice".

"Let go of me" she shouts "and what the hell are you talking about".

"Shhhhh there there child uncle Tyrone will make all the monsters go away" You assure her as you hug her tighter "Just take deep breathes and try not to focus on one thing for to long"

"Who the hell hired you?" the honky asks. Alerted to the one who cause all this presence, you look up and glare at him like so many fathers have glared at you when they find you in their daughters' bed.

"You" You say slowly as you feel the holy wrath of god burning in your veins once again.

"Oh god please not the face" the honky shouts as he curls up into a ball.

"Please don't hurt him again" The little girl asks.

"Listen lil un" You say angrily "That man is a very bad man".

"He was just giving me some formula" she says "it isn't anything bad"

"I DON'T CARE WHAT HE CALLED IT" You shout "THAT THEIR NEEDLE WAS FILLED WITH DEVIL JUICE"

"Please, I don't want to have to hurt you" She says looking in your eyes, hers are filled with sadness

"Please for the love of god listen to her" The Honky says "So I can get you the hell away from me without calling any of the guards.

what do you do
>[] Oooh you can't stand to see a little girl sad, listen to her
>[] you can't stand to see the devil juice ruin another life >[] kick the honky's ass >[] smash the vial
>[] apologize to both of them
>[] other

Rolled 6

>>25952351
>>[] Oooh you can't stand to see a little girl sad, listen to her
poor creature, be sure do not believe all the lies she will spout. it is the drugs talking! she probably needs som food and liquid.
Take her to dinner

>>25952351
>[x] Oooh you can't stand to see a little girl sad, listen to her

Okay, but no more devil juice. What sick kind of job is this?

>>25952351
>>[] Oooh you can't stand to see a little girl sad, listen to her

>>25952351
(someone needs to make sure to archive this and the main thread)

Oh damn your heat you can't bear to see a little girl sad, You'll unleash god's judgment on the honky's ass later

"Fine" You say loosening your grip "But no more devil juice".

"Its just a formula designed to make it easier for her to.." the honky begins

"TO WHAT" You shout as you slam your foot on the damned syringe, shattering it "end up alone in an alleyway pulling tricks for a dollar just to get her next fix, NOT WHILE TYRONE ALBERSWAZY IS AROUND, not a single drop a devil juice will defile this girls veins from this day foward"

"You are aware you just wasted more many then you have ever had correct?" the honkey asks.

"Oh shut your mouth, you honky" You say as you sit down.

"What the hell is your problem" the honky asks "Do you even care you wasted more money than most people will ever own".

"I was doing my job" You reply "Watching out for Julia".

"Juno" the little girl and the honky both correct you.

"Yeah yeah" You say "and I saw your jive ass filling her with the devil juice, and I said to myself, Tyrone, you can't just stand here and watch this weasel looking motherfucker ruin this little girl's life, so I did what my momma raised me to do".

"Seriously, who the fuck hired you" The honky asks "you know what I don't care, lets just get this over with". He opens a locked with your name written on it. Wait a minute, why the hell is your liquor collection here?

"Here, standard issue" he says tossing over a pistol. You barley manage to catch it.

"You are aware I have no idea how to use one of these" You say as you hold it away from yourself.

"There's training here for that" He answers "which I recommenced you visit along with our on staff psychiatrist before you head over to the mess hall"

"Mess hall?" You ask.

"Yes" he says "we cater to the needs of all of the Subjects and their handlers"

(cont)

>>25952625
"Why would you need to that?" you ask "Its not like I live on the streets".

"Exactly, you live here" He replies.

"Wait a minute" You say "are you saying I have to live here with all you freaks, no offense July".

"Its Juno" The little girl says

"Well yes" the honky says as he sifts through your belongings.

"Well fuck that shit" You say standing up "I already have a nice pad".

"Burnt to the ground" He says.

"What?" you ask

"Along with its owner, one Tyrone Alberswazy" he answers "don't worry, we saved the essentials"

"That's fucked up" you say as he leaves you with Juno, you look at her. She seems rather content with life, if a bit untrusting of you as you tried to beat the shit out of the Honky

what do you do
>[] fire arms training
>[] bonding time with Tyrone and juno
>[] Visit the psychiatrist
>[] go to the mess hall with Juno wether she wants you to or not
>[] find your new pad and chill in it
>[] hunt down the Honky

>>25952703
>[x] bonding time with Tyrone and July

>>25952703
Fucking Dr. Honky. Hate that guy. Have a good night.

Rolled 15 + 4

>>25952703
>>[] go to the mess hall with Juno wether she wants you to or not
druggies need sum food to kick their habit, soulfood!

>>25952748
You too man
this is fun than I expected

>>25952703
>>[] bonding time with Tyrone and juno

>>25952703
Mess hall with the girl

>>25952703
You look at the wayward youth in front of you, She needs your guidance
"So what do you do around here" you ask

"You know stuff, and setting stuff on fire" She answers

"But why do you set things on fire?" you ask

"They tell me to" She says "and because things are prettier when they burn"

"Ok, that is mildly disturbing to hear from a little girl" You say "And what stuff do you do besides burn things".

"You know stuff" she says

"Drugs" You say "Who's giving them to you, what are their names!".

"What?!" She asks, shocked "No one is giving me drugs".

"Good" You say "If anyone does try and give you some angel dust, come get uncle Tyrone"

"I'll try to remember to" She says rolling her eyes "So why are you talking to me".

"I thought we could get to know each other" you say with a smile

"I know that your a weirdo" She says walking out the door.

"Hey where you going?" you ask.

"the mess hall" she replies

"Well I'm coming too" You reply

"Please stop following me" She says

"I have no idea how to get there, would you rather me starve, you cruel child" You say.

"Please people are staring" She says. She's right people are staring, some of them look like angels from the heavens, no stay focused, must create connection with wayward youth, wait, where the hell did she go

what do you do
>[] look for juno (roll 1d100)
>[] Look for honky (roll 1d100)
>[] flirt with all the sexy scientists
>[] other

Rolled 29

>>25952975
>[] look for juno

Rolled 25

>>25952975
>[] look for juno (roll 1d100)
If it fails, let's flirt

Rolled 47

>>25952975
>>[] flirt with all the sexy scientists

>>25952975
You try to find Juno, but alas she has managed to escape you attempt at bonding. however not wanting to waste a golden opportunity like this, you decided to make the best of it and try your hand at flirting

"Hey sugah, your causing a reaction in my pants" *slap*

"Hey..OH GOD...Well I'm sure you have a nice personality"

"You look ill, luckily for you I'm the doctor of love" Fine leave.

"I find myself getting lost in your eyes, especially your glass one, no most people would be turned off by it, but I find it oh so very, arousing" *SUCCESS* "My name's Tyrone Alberswazy, and what's yours my one eyed angel"

"Hilga" The one eye beauty says, her golden hair cut short.

"Mmm that's a fine name" You say "Now what do you say we".

What do you suggest
>[] retire to Tyrone's pad (1d100 to find it here)
>[] have a romantic diner in the mess hall
>[] ditch her and hunt down the honky (1d100)
>[] what are you doing tyrone, find juno (1d100)

Rolled 63

>>25953101
>[] what are you doing tyrone, find juno

Oh god I'm so going to roll a nat 1

>>25953101
Romantic mess dinner? Worth a shot.

>>25953123
bravo

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>>25953101

>[x] what are you doing tyrone, find juno!

>>25953101
Wait, what the hell are you doing, you have a little girl to protect and steer away from the dangers of the devil juice, appeasing little Tyrone can wait.

"Sorry I..uh have to go" you say "no don't cry baby, I'll keep my door unlocked for you, I just have something I need to do right now"
Leaving Hilga behind as the other scientists look at her with some disdain you begin your search for your charge again
this time with much success, you manage to find the mess hall, a large room with several tables and a wide variety of choices in food
many of which you can't name
Juno is sitting alone, Eating what appears to be a stack of waffles with a burning stick through the center of it
However Fighting off the evils of the devil juice have made you a bit hungry
what do you do
>[] Share the waffle with Juno
>[] get some food >[] a burger >[] sushi >[] breakfast of champions >[] I don't know what the fuck that is but I'm eat it any wat
>[] steal food from others
>[] lets talk to juno first

Rolled 42

>>25953208
>[] Get some food. I don't know what the fuck that is but I'm eat it any way

Rolled 67

>>25953208
>>[] get some food >breakfast of champions

>>25953208
>>[] breakfast of champions >[] I don't know what the fuck that is
Eggs and whisky.
Get some of that if they have it.

Rolled 74

>>25953208
[x] breakfast of champions, eggs, bacons, sausage, potatoes... and milk. we need to set a good example for our protegè

>>25953208
You think of Getting a bit of whiskey to wash down your meal, but decided against it as it would set a bad example for your protege. You must teach her the virtues of eating well
You gather two sunny side up eggs
a great deal of the bacon
a spicy sausage
a potato
and a large glass of milk
you slather all of this in gravy and maple syrup before making your way to Juno
You set down the feast of the gods
causing her to look up

"You again?!" she asks

"It took me long enough to find this place" you say.

"You were literally flirting outside the door for ten minutes" She replies taking a bite out of her waffle

"I am just a man among goddesses" You reply taking a bite out of your meal, tastes like victory.

"Please just stop talking" She begs.

"Well excuse me for trying to keep you company" You say as you inhale two pieces of bacon.

"I want to be alone" she says

"No you don't" You reply "no one wants to be left alone entirely".

"Well I do" She replies.

"Well that's too bad" You reply taking a bite out of the sausage "I'm like a disease, hard to get rid of".

"Why did you follow me?" she asks, hiding her eyes with her hands

"Because its my job to watch over you" You answer as you gulp down your drink

"But its safe here" She says bluntly.

"And how do you know that?" You ask.

"Because they said so" She replies

"Just because they said it safe doesn't mean it safe, similar to that honky giving you that damn Devil juice" You say

"Are you still going on about that?" she asks

"I'm sorry if I'm worried about what you put in your body" you say.

"You met me less than an hour ago" She says

Damn she doesn't seem to like you, at all, may have something to do with your earlier actions

what do you do
>[] try and win her over with food
>[] shut up and finish eating
>[] hunt down honky and take out your frustrations on him
>[] other

>>25953397
>>[x] try and win her over with food
The way to a girl's heart is through her stomach. Not, like, in a dirty way, she's a fucking kid. But everybody loves some good food.

Rolled 81

>>25953397
>>[] other
play the racist card!
>Youz no like negros mizz, why?

>>25953397
You know what
I'm probably done for now
to tired to think of sass
leave your votes here
or not
I'll continue this later when I'm not so tired
possibly in a new thread,or here if this is still here when I come back

>>25953435
but I think I have one more left in me

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>>25953435
later then. thanks for thread!

>pic related, breakfast for champions

>>25953397
You toss a piece of bacon over to her, she picks it up and begins munching on it.

"So why don't you like me?" you ask"Is it because I'm black"

"What?!' she says "No"

"then why" you ask.

"Do you really need to ask?" She says with a look of anger

"Yes" You say with a sly smile. And like that, half of your meal is on fire.

"You attack the doctor" She said

"He deserved it" you reply

"You embarrass me" she said

"Oh like you aren't doing that on your own, miss I sit as far a way as I can from everyone else" you say waving your fork around.

"You're an idiot" She says

"Ain't we all" you replied.

"Can you please leave" She asks

"I'm still eating here" You say as she sighs heavily and slams her face into her now soggy waffles. you smile and continue eating
Well thing was a good first day on the job all things condsidering
you think as you finish off the now charred sausage

end for now
will continue later in a new thread when I feel up to the task
I hope you like it

Rolled 28

>>25953525
it was fun! get sum sleep.

>>25953460
Thank you for being so supportive

>>25953623
Im trying to have a nice long sleep. Fuck you Sass now I can't wait for the next one

>>25954413
You are James "Honky" Correlson and you are having a bad day. It was fine, or at least normal, until some asshole bum busted into your lab and layed into you for injecting a young lady with "Devil Juice." Caught flat footed you went down in a single punch, only to suffer even more pain as the bum continued to beat on you. Embarrassingly enough you were only saved thanks to the intervention of the young lady in question, goes by Juniper or something. You believe you may have suffered a concussion, so you should probably have one of the other doctors look at you.

>Go see Dr. Dude Bro in his office
>Find a doctor whose last name isn't Bro to look at you
>Ask a nurse to take a look at the wounds and ignore possible head injury

>>25955122
[x] HELLO NUUUURSE