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You jump backwards, barely dodging as Chizuru slams her fist down where you stood, as a giant wave of pressure erupts as she makes contact. When the dust clears, you see that she has created a massive crater in the ground from her punch. Behind Chizuru, Orihime and Momo back up, staring at Chizuru with a bit of both confusion and fear.

However, Chizuru’s eyes only trail you like an inhuman predator. Watching you. Observing. Ready to strike at any moment.

>Chizuru seems really, really dangerous
>actions

>>25982820
"Momo, can you use kido to make sure Shiro doesn't get away? Orihime, call Urahara, or anyone really."

Back slowly away from Chizuru.

>>25982820
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

Also, try and talk to her n shit.

>>25982820
>Actions?

Keep distracting Chizuru and order Momo to set up her strongest binding Kidou to use on Chizuru. Have Hime use her shield to support Momo.

>>25982820
"momo, prep healing kido"
soak a hit and rip that black ball out of her chest

>>25982820
"Momo, secure the captain and call Urahara. This falls clearly under the 'help them with their powers clause.' Me and Orihime will try to snap her out of it. On that note, anyone got any brilliant suggestions? Preferably ones that don't cater to her lesbianism."

>>25982820
Keep her focused on us. Try to talk her down and DODGE LIKE MAD.

Get Momo working on some big binding Kido to slow her down. We need to at least immobilize her until she cools off or Urahara gets here.

>>25982901
She should probably focus on Hitsugaya.

If she tries to bind Chizuru, Chizuru might notice her.

And that's very bad.

>>25982820
"Momo, secure the captain, Orihime, phone, help, I will keep her attention"

>>25982801
Make no threatening gestures. Try and reason with her.

>>25982874
>rip that black ball out of her chest
I do believe Gin tried that already.

If the portal to Mexico is still open toss short stuff in and try to tackle her in.

>>25982924
Htisugaya is out light a light. Our sucker punch saw to that.

Chizuru may have a shit ton of power behind her right now, but she shouldn't have much skill or control with it, and she's reacting on what seems to be instinct, which means that it should be relatively easy to tag her with a strong binding kido.

We can't guarantee that we'll dodge her forever, and in the worst case the kido will at least slow her down long enough for us to run.

>>25982877
The last line is unnecessary. Besides a Hime hug is just what lesbro needs right now.

>>25982996
>goes in for the hug
>FATALITY FLAWLESS VICTORY

>So, have Momo secure Hitsugaya and Orihime phone help while you distract?

Alright, roll me 1d20

Rolled 9

>>25983033

Rolled 12

>>25983033
Rollin'

Rolled 9

>>25983033
SATAN GUIDE MY DICE

>>25983048
Poor start, but whatever.

Rolled 13

>>25983033
This is going to end well

Rolled 20

>>25983033
Grab her and attempt to hold her with blut strength.

No one else roll. I wonder how many dice she has.

>>25983062
NO MORE ROLLS

Rolled 2

>>25983033
Rollin'

"Chizuru...I have no idea what is going on, but please keep looking at me, right At me"

Also, how was pacific rim?

>>25983062
Ding ding, winner winner, chicken dinner!

>Bleach Quest 20: part 4
>Part two in a series of "Oh god we're going to die why does Cosgrove and the RNG hate us so much" episodes

Rolled 14, 5 = 19

>>25983074
Fucikig amazing.

Rolling for Orihime and Momo

>>25983100
Damn Momo, get it together

>>25983100
Momo is need to fix her shit.

>>25983062
Literally just got back from seeing Pacific Rim which exceeded my high expectations. did not think this evening would get any better, but I can admit it when I'm wrong.

>Deleter here from last night
I want to make a public apology to Cosgrove and the rest of the questers. As of this post I will exile myself from any further interaction within the quest and shall resign to simply observing.
I'm sorry.

>>25983122
Well now we're fighting our own monster and I am curious to see how hard we die or if we have another party member make a "noble sacrifice" and so on until everyone's dead.

Also: Is the Mexico portal still open? Cuz we might want to maybe close it at some point in time.
And where the hell has Kai gone with our body?

>>25983132
No need for such an extreme reaction. Just don't pull that shit again, and everything will be square.

>>25983155
>Kai has fled

Rolled 11

>Distract her, grab her with blut, 20
>Momo 5
>Orihime 14

Momo nods her head and steps back, but as she does so, there’s a loud snapping sound as she steps on a twig. Chizuru’s eyes shoot over and focus upon her, but before she can act you move and activate Blut Arterie to increase your strength. You grab her and try to restrain her, but she’s /strong/!

You’re not sure how much longer you can hold her, but Momo has gotten over to Hitsugaya, Orihime next to her on the phone, looking anxious.

Chizuru stares at you silently, her yellow eyes devoid of reason.

>Try to continue restraining her (1d20)
>Try something else

Rolled 14

>>25983155
Also, the portal shut when you stopped concentrating on it.

Rolled 17

>>25983184
Continue restraint

>>25983155
>And where the hell has Kai gone with our body?

If he isn't running for help, I will slap his shit.

No, not Ichigo, *I* will personally discover the secrets to traversing the infinite multiverse, enter the BleachQuest verse, and slap his shit myself.

Rolled 1

>>25983184
Continue to restrain her and have Orihime try to snap her out of it

>>25983132

That you seek amends for this deed speaks much of your integrity, you could have chosen not to acknowledge your actions as an anon, but instead you chose to seek us out again in honesty and good will.

I would not turn you from my table after such a confession, sir. Just as Ichigo said to Uryuu earlier in this quest, ahem, *face punch* don't do that shit again.

Rolled 11

>>25983184
... feel her up?

Oh, I joke. Continue restraining her!

"Girls... I want you to take the shortstack and leave! I don't know how long I can hold Honsho back and I don't want her going after you if she breaks free!"

Rolled 7

>>25983184
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knII3S0MZtY

>>25983204
Shit I'm so sorry guys.

Rolled 20

>>25983184
Tell her she needs to calm the hell down we got Johnny Snow.

Rolled 14

>>25983204
Fishin' for a 20!

>>25983184
I almost want to have Orihime flash her or something, but she seems too far gone to even be able to recognize what those are or will just fly into rape mode.

>>25983200
Considering Yoruichi was restraining her, he probably isn't far behind.

>>25983204
And already we are ruined.

>>25983184
>Try to continue restraining her

"CHIZURU, CALM DOWN RIGHT THIS INSTANT AND I'LL CONVINCE ORIHIME TO SLEEP WITH YOU."

Rolled 5

>>25983184
dice dice baby

>>25983226
>>25983221
>>25983204
We are fine. Stop rolling.

>>25983184
>Try something else

Try reasoning with her. She almost went for Momo, next time it might be 'Hime.
Convince her that she won't be able to live with herself if she hurt 'Hime, and she'll be hurt if Ichigo or Momo are gone or hurt too.
We're just trying to keep the promise between lesbro and us to protect Orihime and not harm her.

Rolled 7

>>25983184
Headbutt some sense into her.

No more rolls, muh 17 up there is hopefully good enough

>>25983199
>>25983204
>>25983221

20 and 1 cancel, leaving us with a 17. Acceptable.

>>25983229
Seconding this, because knowing her its actually got a decent chance at shocking her to her senses, assuming such a thing is possible.

Just out of curiosity, what's the policy on opposed crits

Rolled 17

>>25983276
I believe they are cancelled on a one to one basis within the first 10.

>>25983252
17 wasn't good enough for Shiro, why would it be good enough for the personification of the Hogyuku?
Honestly I'm surprised the massive pressure she must be exerting hasen't killed us all, or at the very least incapacitated Hime.

Rolled 20

>>25983184

"Honsho Chizuru, I have no idea what's going on, but we're your friends! I'm your friend. Snap out of it. Ramen Shop, beating the crap out of Shinji! Show me some sign you're still in there!"

>>25983299
That's 10 and a CRIT!

>>25983299
......

I'd guess some of the options to snap her out of it would be:
1. Feel her up.
2. Kiss her.
3. Have Orihime kiss her.

>>25983229
I don't think trying to whore our friends out is a very good idea, under any circumstance. regardless of how down for it Orihime may be

>>25983299
And Doubles! Just pointin' that out. I'm sure if someone went through the various threads, we'd probably find that doubles produce more crits.

>>25983313
Grabbing that ass is actually a viable option?

>>25983325
>>25983313

... wait. Does this mean we'll have to seriously roll to seduce?

Rolled 16, 7 = 23

Now Orihime and Momo

(Master Kubo, give me strength)

>>25983325
Might be enough of a shock to snap her out of it

Rolled 12

>>25983332
Momo, be useful or no dick for youuuuu!

>>25983333
>>25983331
>>25983325

>If you want to try for it, sure.

>>25983332
Damn Momo get your shit together.

>>25983333
With that thing involved, she may actually end up bi...or we may end up female. It's a bit of a risk.

>>25983317
There is no evidence of this but I'm pretty sure you're right.

>>25983332
Momo... just... godamn it.
Your rolls this thread and last nights have almost been as badas ours.
Only now you have surpassed minor character into love interest and meatshield trigger. You have the biggest target painted on your chest and you NEED TO STOP FUCKING AROUND.

>>25983332
Damnit Momo, I get that he was your best friend, but you need to get it together.

Though I suppose knowing that he holds this level of hate for you could be pretty devastating.

Rolled 5

>>25983340
Step 1: Approach calmly.
Step 2: Hands on shoulders.
Step 3: Soft kiss.

>>25983344
Or we could end up with her hand through our chest for the offense.

>>25983340
Hell no.

Rolled 20

>>25983340
Rolling to grapple.

>>25983347
Well at least orihime is on the ball.

>>25983354
That too. The points is: Don't risk seduction unless absolutely necessary.

>>25983332
http://youtu.be/roaAMk1Ai_w

>>25983315
1. The wording "convince Orihime to sleep with you" is important here. By saying that we acknowledge that we don't have final say in the matter, although we're pretty sure we can pull it off.

2. Its Chizuru. And she just saved all our lives.

3. Forbidden Love is best love.

>>25983340
No. We do that, she kills us.

So we do not sexually harass the badass lesbian.

>>25983361
Welp looks like the dice gods want chizuru to be in our harem.

Rolled 13

>>25983340
No way she'll murderize us

Rolled 4, 8 = 12

>Sooooo, what's the plan then?

Also, forgot to roll for two very important things!

>>25983361
fucking beautiful.
All these 20s.
Glorious.
Now let's try to snap some sense back into the demifiend here.

>>25983385
No. She'd steal our harem and kick us out.

Lets go with our crit everybody else turn off your dice.

>>25983401
Have Orihime Reject the Hogyoku?

>>25983401
If this is Hats & Clogs and the cat, we're gonna be waiting for a while for that back-up...

>>25983401

>>25983361 That guys grope/shock treatment idea.

>>25983361
You know whenever we fight we get our ass kicked but when we try to get girls we're fucking pro from now on standard plan should be to seduce.

>>25983385
How many times has it been said?
Ichigo was made for love, not war.
Except when it actually comes to the "love" part.
Then the dice gods just fuck with him instead of letting him just fuck.

>>25983385
Ichigo is the Sultan of the Dicelet-i ʿAliyye-yi ʿOsmâniyye

>>25983401
Apologize for driving her to drink (the lack of sound proofing was pretty inconsiderate) then tell her calmly to get her shit together since we are in a fucking combat situation here! Hopefully some of that will get through.

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>>25983385
No. We got a crit on a 20 to grope a Hongyoku empowered Chizuru.

Pic related happens is what...

>>25983406
The way the dice are about romance we'd turn her straight.

>>25983401
Power of Friendship!

>>25983414
I don't think we actually know she can do stuff like that.

All we've witnessed is her using shields and shooting that one offensive skill she has.

SHE might realize its worth a try, but I'm just pointing it out for the sake of accuracy.

>>25983404
Don't get cocky, this is exactly how last thread started.

>>25983401
Talk her down. Do not group the Fury.

>>25983452
This is Kubo, the power of friendship does nothing.

>>25983461
This. I'm thankful for each day we survive on full kubo.

>>25983452
This promise to be the best wingman ever.

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Hey Bleach D20 guy... Saw this in a drawthread and figured you and your team might enjoy it.

>>25983468
This is Social Link Go! Friendship IS STRENGTH!

>>25983401
Apologize for not talking to her in the morning, also for possibly driving her towards alcoholism.

>>25983449
Or create an emotional imbalance that she couldn't cope with, leading to an eventual nervous breakdown and other messiness.

The dice giveth, anon..

>>25983475
And we only lived because Cosgrove saw it fit to toss us a good old Noble Sacrifice.
Now we are possibly even more fucked.

>>25983461
I'm appreciating it while it lasts.

>>25983406
she knows what we went through to get that harem-in-progress; she wouldn't take that away.
Plus, I'm pretty sure Momo's only in it for us, even if Hime's more likely to swing both ways.

>>25983480
Might work, but we should wait and see if she even kind of hears us.

Rolled 14

Alrighty, power of friendship it is

Let's see how well you're friendship stacks...

>>25983492
Ok... she asked us to fuck Orihime and we did.
General thought was that we'd leave those two alone to cool off. That may not have gone well.

>>25983515
Friendship is magic... blood magic.

>>25983521
Yeah leaving her alone might not have been the best idea.

>>25983521
She sacrificed herself for us: This isn't pissed Chizuru, this is possessed Chizuru.

>>25983449
>...turn her straight.
Which would make her character generically uninteresting. So I really hope not. Have her decide to use us as a sextoy every once and a while? Maybe. If her batteries are dead. But straight? I hope not.

>>25983541
... gosh. She's going to get that damn special gigai to stuff us into...

>>25983449
Fuck no.

We owe her a debt of honor, as her friend, to be her wingman until her girllust is satisfied.

>>25983538
Possessed by? Any insight on what I apparently missed/forgot?

>>25983550
Su-fuckin'-port!

>>25983556
The hogyouku?

>>25983556
Possessed may not be the perfect word, she may just be reduced to basic instincts. On the other hand, the Hogyoku is apparently at least somewhat intelligent, perhaps even sentient, from what Aizen indicated in canon.

>>25983556

She pulled a Dynamic entry and threw herself in the way of Hitsugaya's Bankai finisher, stuck in a pillar of ice, possibly dead. Then something punched a hole into the pillar, and she explodes out with a black rock embedded in her chest. We deck Ice Shota and knock him out, Chizuru has gone ballistic.

>>25983570
Huh, forgot that involved the black symbols on flesh. Really need to start a full bleach reread when I find the time...

>>25983583
In hindsight it probably would have been a good idea to keep him around for this THEN TKO.

>>25983483
I got a chuckle out of it. I'll pass it along to the rest of the crew, too.

>>25983556
She's got the macguffin in her, and markings like a Shin Megami Tensei Demifiend.
Neither of these things is anywhere near remotely good.

And both are potentially fatal for us.

>our faces when: Chizuru isn't possessed by the macguffin, but is a real demifiend, and her blank slate personality in the beginning was exposed to an enormous amount of porn and/or males telling her women are the best, thus she understood that "women are better than men," and became the insane lesbian we know today.
/stupid pointless theory

>>25983603
We KOd him in one hit: He wouldn't have been any help in that condition.

>>25983583
I don't know, I think it was already there, and the hole came from within the pillar?

>>25983550
I didn't say it was a good thing just pointing out the possibility was there.

>>25983570
>>25983595
Ya, next time we see Hat and Clogs... we should try and see what's up with her. Eventually we'll pick up the thread that the special thing he made/ is protecting was jammed into her.
That is beyond a dick move.

>>25983583
>"a black rock embedded in her chest"
And what I missed, thanks. So, is Orihime powerful enough to reject that/heal Chizuru yet?

>>25983401
Secure the goddamn captain before he wakes up and calls for back up. Why didn't we do this already? Just tell Momo to do it with kido or something, christ.

Rolled 10

>Power of friendship talk&restrain
>20
>C14vH14

You keep your strength up, restraining her. You lock eyes with her, searching for reason.

"Honsho Chizuru, I have no idea what's going on, but we're your friends! I'm your friend. Snap out of it. Ramen Shop, beating the crap out of Shinji! Show me some sign you're still in there!”

Her eyes seem to flicker with reason for half a second until the markings on her seem to pulsate, and they return to a mindless state. The foul presence around you seems to be increasing and her attempts to break your grasp seem to strengthen some.

To your side, you see Momo hoist up an unconscious and bound Hitsugaya. Orihime calls out. “They’re on their way, Ichigo! They couldn’t feel anything because there was some interference!”

The two of them leave, leaving you alone with Chizuru.

>Your Blut is fading, if you want it to continue roll 1d20
>Actions?

>>25983603

I bet just being in contact with her will cause us some problems, enough so that we're still injured getting back in our body. I can see the scene now, Toshiro waking up in a temporarily sealed Gigai, strapped to a bed in the clinic, looking over to see us bandaged from head to toe back in our body.

"Be happy I knocked you out, whatever possessed her almost tore my spirit in half trying to restrain her."

>>25983603
If we left him conscious, there was a pretty good chance he would just assume this was yet another of our evil plots and keep trying to stab us. Or use the distraction to attempt an escape.

Rolled 3

>>25983646
Roll for Blut.

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Rolled 6

>>25983646

Rolled 9

>>25983646
Attempt to pour your own energy into her to flush out the markings.

>>25983646
Tell Orihime to cage both of us in a shield of hers and tell Momo to secure Toshiro before he gets up and escapes.

>>25983646
Gosh. I'll roll to keep the Blut up unless someone has a much BETTER kidea.

Rolled 13

>>25983668
That is so horribly suggestive I support it wholeheartedly.

Rolled 12

>>25983672
... fuck! Forgot my dice.

Rolled 11

>>25983664
>>25983666
>>25983668
We may need a new plan

Rolled 19

bluttey well should

>>25983668
>Pour hybrid reiryoku into a human
>she dies

>>25983646
>Realize this shit isn't working and draw her attention for as long as we can
>"I KNEW is was going to be one of those days..."

Rolled 11

>>25983646
We need to get The Candy man here.

Lets keep her in the full nelson.

>>25983683
...Dice like bad puns?

Rolled 7

>>25983679
... so will I!

>>25983646
This may be stupid, but...can we pull of Hokyokuception? Something else along those lines is fine too, but her mental battle is the problem, not the physical one.

Rolled 2

>>25983646

"Whatever has you, whatever this is. I'll help you fight it. Maybe I can take the weight off your soul. But you have to help me! Zangetsu! We're going in and I need your help too!"

Grasp the stone with one hand, attempt WTF-is-this-ception.

Rolled 17

We need to stall.

Rolled 17

>>25983694
It appears they D0.

>>25983672
Yeah-
redirect her, let her stumble a bit, then engage in shunpo tag.
It's what we've been training so much, anyway.

We don't have to go very far, but just "here I am!" "No, wait, I'm over here!" and repeat.
stay out of her grasp because so far she's only used melee, and that's a plus for us.

>>25983610
Why does this theory not surprise me.
Also dude swordfight.

>>25983701
We also need to stop a captain level hostile from getting back up.

>>25983710
Further testing may be required

>>25983720
He's restrained, unconscious, exhausted, and being carried off by Momo. Not a problem right now.

>>25983720

Didn't Momo grab him and leave with Orihime?

>>25983646
Let go and back away.

"Look, I'm sorry okay? I'm sorry I didn't pay enough attention to how frustrated you were at my indecisiveness.

I'm sorry I didn't check to see if the walls were soundproofed.

I'm sorry I just left you there in the morning, instead of having the decency to apologize then and there.

I really want to make things up to, for everything you've done, so please...

Come back."

Ten rolls, no crits, highest is 9, must beat ten.

Rolled 20

>>25983733
We should roll with it.

>>25983646
Hugging her might not work.

>>25983720
Momo's on it.

>>25983646
>To your side, you see Momo hoist up an unconscious and bound Hitsugaya.

Even if he regains consciousness, he's been beaten to a pulp, he's bound by Kido, and his Bankai is on cooldown.

>>25983762
Well

I think that answers that question

>>25983762
PUNS! PUNS FOR VICTORY! STOP ROLLING!

>>25983698
>journey to the center of Chizuru's mind
I second this action.

>>25983736
Wait, are you serious? We have him restrained? Like kido'd or tied up? Damn, I was so tense thinking he'd get back up and kill Momo

>>25983762
A little late.

>>25983646
>Actions?

"Don't make this difficult for the both of us! Orihime will cry if one of us don't make it."
"Didn't we make a promise with one another not to hurt her? That's why you need to come back to your senses for her!"

Snap her out of it, basically.

>>25983762
THIS ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR, AND JUST TO TEST.

>>25983762
...Well.

>>25983746
I kinda like this one.

>>25983780
Oh right, this.

Am I the only one thinking that it's finally time for a non-trolling, scenery devouring bout of hatesex?

>>25983780
THIS SO HARD.

She's still in there. She can hear us and she's fighting. Lets give her some damn ammo.

Rolled 4

>>25983646
lets keep this up.

>>25983768
Oh shit, I didn't notice. This makes me much less tense than before.

>>25983780

Goin for that!

>>25983810
Can't very well do it when we're about to be disemboweled.

>>25983776
Nah, my theory is that he threw the fight for the cameras. He can totally break Momo's restraints, but he actually wants to protect her and make sure she's ok, so feigning unconsciousness gives him an excuse.

Also, what do you guys think are the odds of Aizen killing him and propagandizing his death if we led Frosty go back to SS? Better than even is my point of view...

>>25983822

Then again we still have our Lesbro possessed by WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON! SHIT EVEN WITH EVERYTHING ELSE THAT IS HAPPENED THIS IS LEFT FUCKING FIELD! WHY DID WE CHOOSE THE MYSTERY BOX?!

Because it could be anything, even a boat. We reap what we have sown.

>>25983810
Stop questioning her sexuality.

>>25983845
>threw the fight for the cameras

I doubt it.

He's not that good an actor.

>>25983780
>this then?

>Alright, roll me 1d20 to reach her!

>>25983847
Because fuck you

>>25983646
Use Blut and headbutt her to knock her out.

Rolled 10

>>25983866
Shit.

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Rolled 9

>>25983866

Rolled 9

>>25983866

Rolled 15

>>25983866
At least d'Ice captain is gone.

Rolled 14

>>25983866
I guess we're going to have to stretch ourselves a bit thin.

>>25983880
>>25983882
>>25983884
So much for the power of friendship.

Rolled 16

>>25983866

Lets try to reach her, and if words continue to fail, we have our ill defined probably related to our quincy powers psuedo jinzen shadow thing.

Rolled 15

>>25983866
lets do this.

Rolled 3

>>25983866
I still we say we should grab that ass.

Rolled 6

>>25983866
I didn't know zangestu had reach.

Rolled 7

>>25983866
>but... but the 20!
>>25983762
>statement saying to read the rules for rolling and that crits aren't banked

Rolled 6

>>25983901
Butt that would an ass move!

>>25983880
>>25983882
>>25983884
Where were your puns? Puns are necessary.

Rolled 9

>>25983866

>>25983880
>>25983882
>>25983884
>>25983888
>>25983889
>>25983897
>>25983898
>>25983901
>>25983902
>>25983903
You have failed this city.

>>25983910
Hm. It seems the pun bar is a bit higher brow than I though.

Rolled 9

>>25983866
I thought we were blut restraining still?

But I'll roll to reach her, I guess.

<insert groaner of a pun here>

Rolled 4, 8 = 12

Well... hope it turns out well for you...

>>25983931
We've got the best roll so far.

>>25983931
Looks like we just squeaked by

>>25983920

Not yet we haven't. I don't see any ones and we have to wait for her roll as well.

But you know, they say...this city...has been dead for years now.

>>25983931
NOPE

Rolled 10

>>25983941
I guess they're being... tROLLED

Rolled 14

>>25983947
I thought we built it on rock and roll?

>>25983931

There is a chance he is rolling Chizuru and the thingy...there is also a chance he is rolling our backup's arrival.

Either way, pending the order of things, we may well be boned...or we may be unconscious by the time this gets resolved...and wake up sharing a room in the clinic with Hitsugaya, because that would be hilarious.

...and I will now stop suggesting that idea.

Fingers crossed that we don't die.

>>25983953
*cringes* That was almost painful. Good effort though.

>>25983975
*Snaps suspenders*

I try.

>>25983967

...I'm out of city related music puns that don't loop back into the song I already quoted...

You have won this round, anon, this round.

Argh, I am on the edge of my seat, this scene is tense, doubly so when you remember how utterly fucked we got fighting Toshiro.

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Rolled 7

>>25983866

Rolled 18

>Blut artierie
>9
>Reach out to Chizuru (emotionally)
>C-4 H-8

You stare at her, pleading.

"Don't make this difficult for the both of us! Orihime will cry if one of us don't make it."

You feel your blut fade as she easily breaks your hold, but you don’t give up.

"Didn't we make a promise with one another not to hurt her? That's why you need to come back to your senses for her!"

There’s no reply as she takes a combative stance, the terrible presence weighing on you now feeling murderous as the markings on her flesh, along with the black orb on her chest seem to pulsate.

>Roll 1d20 dodge
>actions?

Rolled 13

>>25984013
jolly good sir, take an Internet

Rolled 2

>>25984024
Rip out the black orb with blut strength.

Rolled 18

>>25984024

Rolled 4

>>25984024
dodge!

Rolled 16

>>25984024

Rolled 6

>>25984024
DODGE!

Rolled 2

>>25984013

Bread's the YEAST of our worries!

>>25984024

Calm more!

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Rolled 2

>>25984024
Dodge, hop on her back, push and hold her down.

Rolled 1

>>25984024
rip out that orb. it is the problem

>>25984024
...Shunpo away, mentally ask Zangetsu (either one) if that weird shadow thing we did with Hinamori might work, or if we need another zanpaktou for that.

Rolled 16

>>25984050
Well, it looks like that pun failed to rise.

Rolled 5

>>25984054
Is it anon. Is it really our problem?

Rolled 20

>>25984024

>>25984054
You fucker

>>25984054
>Still rolling after we got an 18

Why anon? Why do you do this? Is it too hard to refresh the thread before you post?

Rolled 6

>>25984054
>>25984052
>>25984050
>>25984037
>>25984024
Niggers are you serious?

>>25984054
Goddamnit.

Time for us to die.

Rolled 19

>>25984024
Yell, "It's safe now! You're okay!"

>>25984066
Stop rolling now.

>>25984066
Holy shit I am on fire tonight.

>>25984072

Maybe the wisdom of refreshing before posting should be added to the opening salvo?

>>25984024
>Actions?

I guess we're going for the "Pump her full of reiatsu and flush out the bad one in her" plan.
We may need to excise the orb beforehand though.

Rolled 8, 18 = 26

Just checking something

>>25984066
So close.

>>25984080
It's outside the ten...

>>25984066
SAVED

Rolled 16

>>25984073
Unfortunately, we seem to be.

It might be jest if we weren't, though!

>>25984088
...So the Hougyouku rolled an 18, while Chizuru got an 8?

Goodbye living.

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>>25984085
your faith in humanity is both endearing and sad

>>25984087

I support any combination of Reiatsu Toxicity Flush or attempted WTF-Ception with the help of OMZ and Zangetsu. Holding off on rolling until asked to do so.

>>25984105
Yep

>>25984087
That's insane.

Don't rip out things that are embedded in the flesh of our friends, and don't flood them with foreign reiatsu while our control is still pretty shitty.

Rolled 4

>>25983975
>>25983989
Could you, please, not do that?

>>25984088
Epilogue post or just black screen?

>>25984133
Puns can get us out of these messes, you know.


We could really make a clean sweep with more

>>25984131
We're running out of sane plans here.
Best we can hope for is hold her until backup arrives.

>>25984137
Nah.
How long the credit roll is and if the series gets a hard reboot.

>>25984105
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQhgTN7bNH8

Out of curiosity, what the fuck is the hougyoku supposed to be anyway? does it have an actual purpose or was it just urahara's random science project that turns into a mcguffin

Damn this quest. Rewatching Bleach now. Up to season 3.

>>25984149
Best we can do is run.

Run and don't let her catch us.

>>25984144
Puns are all well and good. Actions on a text board are asinine.

Rolled 20

>>25984144
I'm talking about the *action* schtick.

>1

You try to dodge, but she’s faster. Her fist rams into your stomach and hits you, again and again. Your body is tougher because of your hollowification, but it still hurts. She grabs you by the shoulder and throws you downward.

Your mask shatters in the impact, your hollow energies fading as you stare up at Chizuru’s menacing form.

You’re tired and sore, but you have to keep things here. If she managed to get away, she might do something terrible you’d both regret.

>Reform your mask? If so, 1d20
>actions?

>>25984154
ultimate showdown, er, orb of ultimate destiny

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>>25984171
You mean image board, because instead of emoticons and mild rped actions, we can do things like this?

>>25984177
Wasted, sadly.

>>25984154
Pretty sure Urahara wanted to see if it was possible to break shinigami/hollow limits. He fucked up and created something that could manifest desires.

>>25984154

No one is really sure. He said it was made to break the barrier between Shinigami and Hollows, Aizen made something similar, stuck the two together, and said it followed the wishes of it's master, not just break barriers.

Rolled 9

>>25984184
REFORM. DODGE. STALL. LIVE.

>>25984184
>1

WE ROLLED A 20 COS, THE ONE WAS CANCELLED

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>>25984184
do we have a 20 socked away? There's been a couple

Rolled 1

>>25984184
>reform mask

Rolled 4

>>25984184
>Reform your mask? If so, 1d20

>>25984209
It was outside the ten...

>>25984184
Well, if >>25984177
is useable, than yes we do.

Now mentally call out to Zangetsu if that weird shadow move could be effective in this situation.

Rolled 20

>>25984209
The 20 was #12

>>25984184
>1
Please see >>25984066

Rolled 3

>>25984184
Come on... Lets see even more action

Rolled 3

>>25984216
That's a roll we didn't mask for!

Rolled 17

>>25984184

Rolled 17

>>25984216
damnit

Rolled 9

>>25984216
>reform the mask.
> YOU ARE A BAD MASK. YOU MUST CHANGE YOUR WAYS.

>>25984216
WELP

Stop rolling people

Rolled 13

>>25984184
Rip and TEAR

Lets get the crystal out of her.

Rolled 15

>>25984184
rolling

Action: Inception

Reform mask keep talking to her while keeping her from going anywhere else. Not rolling so i don't get us killed.

Rolled 17

>>25984184
Jinzen

>>25984194
I thought it counts since Cos made a post with the dice results of Chizuru vs Hogyouku?

Or does it have to be a text post?

>>25984184
>Actions
>Dodge and weave dodge and weave
That's all we can do

Rolled 15

>>25984247
To the pain!

Reform, continue to attempt to talk down.

Rolled 9

>>25984184
Reform mask, keep talking to her. Talk about looking forward to wing manning for her in gratitude for everything she's done for us. About scary movie nights and going to the amusement park with our friends. Remind her that she's respected, loved and accepted, and that she needs to calm down now that the danger has passed.

>>25984184

"Zangetsu...I need your strength to save my friend, no...you are a part of me...to save our friend...I can't reach her from out here, but I know she's there I'll get us close, and then ALL TOGETHER!"

>>25984227

Not rolling, because I refreshed first and saw

So, lets get incepting

>>25984270
Why would you keep rolling when we're past ten

>>25984258
This is a fucking awful time to meditate

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Rolled 19

>>25984250

>>25984281
Sadly, there's a 1 just above it