"That is until your father, Lord Diavolo, came along. Nobody really knows where he's from but we think that he found the source of magic in the land, and instead of making the residents continue to turn their anger inwards to each other, he focused it to the rest the land and tainting the land with his power." He sighs some more, looking depressed, "It wasn't long until the last stronghold left was the land of happiness, which bordered this world through a Gate. In an attempt to stop the red king from coming to this world we sealed the gate on both sides, and it worked but our seal wasn't going to work forever. But that's a story for another time." HE says, leaving out what happened to his old home. Its probably where you woke up in, there being a gate to this world and all that.

"What about the memory shard, how does it work?" You ask, seriously you really want to know. The bear shrugs, "I don't know, its a form of crystallized memory, fragmented and incomplete. People used to share their memories back home, they didn't lose the original one, I don't even know if Kuma taking Momoko's away did any permanent damage to her. Either way, I had no idea you could make a whole new body from one, I'll have to look into it."

"What about me then? I'm getting energy from my Father and I don't know if he can control me, he made me pass out earlier Can he control me or something?" You ask, not really liking the idea of not being in control of yourself. The bear looks at you seriously and says, "Yes, you are connected to Diavolo. The connection might be similar to that of a familiar, and those are really hard to break, ,it would either require a ridiculous amount of power or tricking him of letting you go, and there's still the problem of finding you another source of energy for you to live." He crosses his arms and sunds thoughtful, "I might have something but...it would be really bad if it destabilizes the whole structure."

As he thinks you get out of the bath. Feeling incredibly tired and drowsy and satisfied with his answers, walk out of the bathroom only to notice your borrowed, vomit stained uniform is no longer on the floor and there is a set of oversized pajamas on the bed which you promptly put on before falling into the incredibly comfy bed's grasp.
You dream of:

[]A bycicle

[]The inside of a castle

[]A coffee shop

>>26014071
[x] A coffee shop. You're hungry and tired so it is effecting your dreams.

>>26014071
[x]The inside of a castle

It's time to go to school.

>>26014071
[x]A bicycle
aw yeah

>>26014071
[x] a bycicle.
Should be interesting

>>26014071
looks like the maid doesn't hate us enough to force us to sleep nude at least. small steps!

>>26014304
She is a professional, you underestimate her too much, Also Bike won, I hope you enjoy scabs.

>>26014326
They don't carry over when we wake up, right?

And we're evil precure, forming bad impressions and sticking to them beyond all reason is practically our duty!

>>26014458
>They don't carry over when we wake up, right?

They very well might, actually

>we're made of magic, I dun have to explain shit

>>26014504
Ffffff
fuckit, scabs show how hardcore we are! smash teh system etc

Alright, if we're gonna live here we need to scope out this joint. Let's avoid being too antagonistic to our host since we don't want to get thrown out, we're more manipulative evil than anything else anyway.

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[x]A bicycle

You find yourself standing at the top of a hill with a bike at our side, you look around with an air of confidence and you spot a bunch of their kids cheering you on. You see a much younger Misa looking dissapointed, or at least uninterested, at you. This hill isn't really steep or particularly dangerous by itself but you really want to make a new speed record, but you asked your dad to oil your bike wheels yesterday which will help you make the record. You straddle your bicycle and, making sure that the boy with the stopwatch is paying attention, you dive into the unknown. As you reach the bottom of the hill you hear him say, "Its a new record!" and feel a bit of pride before hit a slick spot on the road and fall off your bike, tumbling to a stop. Your body hurts all over, especially your upper right arm. You look at it and see a piece of clear glass sticking out of it. 'Just where did that come from?' you manage to think before the pain surges and you open your eyes only to see the ceiling of a particularly well adorned room.

You look around and see that Lubu placed a pillow on the floor and is sleeping on it, which looks adorable, and you sense the faint smell of bacon and eggs. Not your typical Japanese breakfast apparently.

[]Follow the smell

[]Wake up Lubu

[]Try to go back to sleep

>>26014579
Ahhh, we're seeing that bitch's memories. Interesting.

[x]Follow the smell
That's fucking delicious, we must have it.

>>26014579
We should probably tell Lubu that we just had what appears to be a dream from Momoko's past.

>>26014606
Also, did our host know about precures? She didn't right? If so we should think of an excuse for what we're doing all day. Maybe searching for work?

>>26014579
[x] Wake up Lubu. They could be hungry too and you could question him about the other power source before you leave.

[x]Follow the smell. You're ready for food.

>>26014579
Follow the smell>>26014609
>>26014609
Not particularly notable that we're having those dreams. We have her memories and for some reason anime is convinced that you have coherent dreams in which you recall past memories.

>>26014653
I can has proper formatting?

>>26014653
Well still, it might give him a clue about whether Momoko is broken or not, and if she is, how to fix her without recombining,

>>26014681
Hmmm, that's a point. We could also ask Momoko (ugh) about it to see if it's a straight-up memory, or if it's corrupted or something.

>>26014579
We should make ourselves familiar with the place. Do we have any clue if there are others here beyond their friend and her maid? Parents would seem natural but Precure is anime, so...

Following the Smell and waking up Lubu wins.

>>26014789
Hopefully the bear won't keep us from food.

Alright, I guess our 'mission' from now on is to figure out a way to escape from daddy dearest, and leave the fairy to figure out how to power us.

Actually, is there really only one fairy? Isn't there usually one per Cure? Or was there another I forgot about because they're unhelpful as fuck?

>>26014836
Most seasons have one per Cure yeah but not all.

>>26014789
Will you be including the parts were people mentioned talking to Lubu when waking him up?

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[x]Follow Smell

[x] Wake up Lubu

Before going over to where that incredibly alluring smell is coming from you wake up Lubu and tell him about your dream. He nods and says, "Its not surprising since you have her memory shard inside you, its a good place to start to see if the memory loss is permanent." He then sniffs the air and stares at you straight in the eye, "Take me to breakfast." He says bluntly and jumps on your shoulder and begins to pretend he's a stuffed animal. Yeah, he'll have to worry about feeding himself if there's another person in the room.

You follow the smell and it leads you to a 12-person dining room which seems to be directly connected to the kitchen, at the end of the table sits Akira, eating a good sized portion of bacon and eggs. She's wearing a set of running clothes and has a towel draped around her neck. "Oh hey, you sleep alright? I was out running and just got back. Since you just got here from a trip I made sure you weren't disturbed until you wandered the halls aimlessly while looking for something to do." She chuckles at herself, she probably found some of that funny. "Anyways, lets go get you some food." She rings a bell on the table and a different maid comes out of the kitchen, she's smiling like sunshine. "Oh so that's our new guest?" she joins her hands and her eyes practically twinkle in excitement, "What would you like for breakfast?" This girl looks like she REALLY enjoys her job.
[]What will you have?

>>26015040
Pancakes and bacon

>>26015040
[x] Bacon and eggs with hot sauce. Omurice as well.

>>26015040
Pancakes and bacon sounds good.

>>26015040
[x]Surprise me

>>26015040
[x] "What do you have? I don't have a lot of experience with food. I mean, local food, haha. I've eaten a lot of food in my life, yup. Just regular meals here. Love them eatings."

Also, does Akira look athletic, or just someone who stays in shape/likes to wake up by working up a sweat? Ask her about her hobbies.

>>26015112
Yeah she looks very athletic, like she exercises regularly.

Also it seems like pancakes, bacon with a side of eggs with hot sauce won. Enjoy your weird looks.

>>26015171

Yeah!

>>26015171
>>26015233
>not honobaruu breakfast

enjoy bringing shame to your nation

>>26015171
that's real food for real people like us alright!
and that's interesting, it's rare to see a rich character be athletic as well.

>>26015255
we're technically from some other dimension, this is honorable breakfast where we're from! Besides, glutton-bear brings so much shame no-one would notice us doing it anyway.

>>26015171
Hot sauce on eggs is pretty common in the US though as is the rest of the meal. They'll probably just think we are filthy commoners.

>>26015276
Actually I'm curious how we're going to feed him

like are we going to put the bacon on a separate plate and pretend to "accidentally" drop it?

>>26015334
Nah. We can just ask to take the plate back to our room and feed him there.

[x]Pancakes, bacon and a side of eggs with hot sauce

"Oh an american style breakfast? I like you already!" She quickly says, making it seem that this girl's default state is being super excited. "I was making myself some already so you get a bit extra!" She says before going back to the kitchen, upon closer inspection of Akira's breakfast, it seems like its a standard Japanese breakfast, or something approaching it:Rice, fish and a side of toast and orange juice. There is an awkward silence as Akira stops eating and stares at you, "That's a really nice stuffed animal, I'm surprised Misa let you carry it around, seeing how you came here last night." This girl doesn't seem to know anything about the Precure, she's just probably really nice overall. She takes another bite of rice and asks, "So, what are your plans for today?"

[]Ask for details about the jobs she might have, you need some extra cash before you do anything else.

[]Finish up details for your transfer to the school.

[]Shopping/getting money

>>26015352
But he's on our shoulder

I'm not sure he has that kind of restraint.

>>26015367
Tough choices, I'm stuck between school and shopping.

Shopping gets us cool clothes but we need to get into school to keep our cover identity and give us something to do. So I say

[x]Finish up details for your transfer to the school.

We're probably less likely to run into Kuma doing that anyway.

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>>26015334
I think you're confusing bear mascots. There is Kuma who is a giant angry gluttonous bear that will rip your face off if you get between it an its' food and then there is Lu Bu who is a cute little plushy lion who presumably has no need for sustenance who might or might not bear a striking resemblance to pic related.

>>26015367
We can test our thing if we go to school and see Momoko.

>>26015367
[x]Finish up details for your transfer to the school.
Might as well finish this up first of all. But since we're here...
[x]Ask for details about the jobs she might have, you need some extra cash before you do anything else.
Ha ha, time for beito.

>>26015409
Too bad. He really doesn't have a choice.

>>26015367
[x]Finishing up details for transfer to the school then [x] shopping/getting money.

Got to cover all of our bases.

>>26015537
Yeah, if the bear thinks he's getting any of our food he's clearly mentally underdeveloped and we'll need to rethink our truce.

Seems like
>[x]All three
with a focus on figuring a way into the school wins.

>>26015609
make it so

>>26015416
>He then sniffs the air and stares at you straight in the eye, "Take me to breakfast." He says bluntly and jumps on your shoulder
He may have no need for it, but he seems to want it.

>>26015580
No he is getting our food. Just not now.

>>26015636
in his dreams maybe

>>26015367
[X]Ask for details about the jobs she might have, you need some extra cash before you do anything else.
[X] Check for flamberge panties, what happened, if anything, when it went into the dryer?

>>26015856
Oh god you're right, I forgot about those.

Strange or not, they're still our only weapon

>>26015856
oh god.
wrinkled sword here we come

>>26015908
No, it should be a chain-link sword now.

>>26015908
We need to experiment with various types of undergarment to see if they give us diffirent swords.

>>26015856
Too late now. Kintolesky already started typing up the next section as indicated by >>26015609.

>>26016032
I'm sure he won't let us forget something as important as our panties

right?

[x]All three

"I was thinking of going to finish up the transfer procedures and after that going shopping and maybe finding some work." You say, "Speaking of, what sort of work were you offering?" You ask, to which the maid you met last night, Himiko, says, "There are some things from the unused parts of the house that need to be taken to the storage shed until they're ready." She says, where the hell did she come from? "It is the one neither of us has time to do, and won't allow the mistress to.do because its not a job for a lady." She continues, "Among other things around the house." You look back and she looks back at you, her red hair is unspeakably tidy.

And that is where the other maid skips in, they both look the same age even if they wear completely different uniforms, the cheery redhead preferring a brown japanese kimono. What a weird pair. The plate in front of you is well...excessive. Theres a stack of pancakes that is 10 pancakes high with bacon in between each pancake, and a side of bacon. On a second plate is a sizable portion of eggs with ham and hot sauce. The cheerful maid also gives you an extra bottle of hot sauce in case you need more.

Lubu twitches when the plate is put down but remains still. Himiko seems unphased by this instead of staring at the other maid, "Konomi nee-san, I would appreciate it if you would thing of your food budget, you show off too much towards guests. And you shouldn't store as much bacon, pancake batter and eggs just in case a guest comes." Konomi just smiles and looks away
You ignore them and begin eating, Lubu must be suffering a lot from having you eat food right beside him. Himiko says, "Your clothes are on your bed for when you're ready to leave."

[]Leave

- []Take leftovers with you y/n?

[]Stay, ask more details.

[]other

>>26016078
Leave, take some bacon for Lubu.

>>26016078
Take some food with you and begin panty-sword experiments.

>>26016078
[x]Stay, ask more details

When we're done

[x]Take leftovers with us, no reason to piss off the one helpful thing in this universe.

>>26016078
>[X]Stay, ask more details.
Or get a list, then leave.
[X]Take leftovers with you y/n? Feed Lubu breakfast.
[X] Panties experiment outside house. Try with bra (if we have one).

>>26016078
[x] Leave and take leftovers with you. Make sure to make Konomi feel better first.

That work doesn't sound like something we want to do and if we can't find a job elsewhere it is good for backup.

>>26016078
[x]Stay, ask more details. Ask Akira what her hobbies are, be all 'friendly'-like since we've heard so much about it.

>>26016078
[x]Thank Konomi for the food

Let's not be rude here

Guys, of note, before we get started for the day, we need to be in agreement that the first thing that has to be done is return Lu Bu to Misa.

Dragging him along with us will probably be inconvenient and also paints a huge target on our backs, we don't want anything happening to him while he's under our care.

Taking a small break

>>26016241
Also, he's probably gonna be all moralistic and nosy. We may be entranced by the soft fur, but practical matters come first.

>>26016243
alright!

>>26016078
[x] Finish eating, give thanks, and take some leftovers for Lubu.
[x] Do the inventory moving after coming back from the school? or whereever we have to go for transfer procedure.

Are we going to the same school as the precures? The suzumiya haruhi clone there will have a field day.

>>26016194
I agree with this, working probably isn't in our best interest at the moment, we're probably far better off holding up liquor stores and at least having the money to remain independent than becoming some snob's maid to keep a roof over our heads.

It's not like we can't reconsider later, we got a week.

>>26016241
On the other hand leaving him with Misa will strain her trust in us more because we took him without permission. I saw we leave him at Akira's house. Himiko seems to secretly be a Precure as well if her not being phased by Lubu twitching is any indication.

>>26016306
I also think we're taking a too real-world approach to this, we have superpowers, we can do things like steal and probably get away with it unscathed.

>>26016354
She probably isn't one (Yet)

We've probably accidentally stumbled on the mid-season cure.

>>26016360
We will immediately lose our trust with that bitch and Misa, and then we won't have ANY allies.

>>26016306
That and it is possible we might find a paying job. They never mentioned paying us for our work.

>>26016354
*say

>>26016371
Unless we are the mid-season Cure ourselves.

>>26016382
That's if they catch us, but good point

>>26016394
This is probably a better plan, but I worry what kind of "paying jobs" there are that we end up getting tangled into.

Doesn't Misa or Momoko's parents run a bakery/breadstand or am I remembering something wrong?

>>26016424
We can't be because then it wouldn't be Evil Precure Quest.

>>26016426
You are thinking of Saki from splash star. I haven't mentioned anything of that note. Also:writing.

>Captcha:Procured spayings
Yes captchat that is supposed to be our work, precure spying

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I think we can stand to be a bit more villainous.

>>26016433
Yeah, I don't mind breaking with demon dad and being slightly less of an asshole, but going full cure doesn't sound too great.

>>26016490
Yes but we're in a delicate situation

The only way from here if we fuck up is back to our Daddy who is seemingly using us as a shield.

>>26016499
the problem is we're not being enough of an asshole, which is probably okay as long as we're an asshole to the right people.

>>26016426
I was thinking that maybe we could find a job at the mall since we're going shopping. Plus if we worked at the mansion we'd have to deal with that bitch of a maid breathing down our necks all the time.

>>26016559
That's a really good point, the less time we spend with her, the better I say.

Then we need to think of another place to live unless we're going Hotel 24/7

Or the hobo route, which may be more interesting in the long run.

>>26016499
This,

If we become a cure, we'll become a moeblob. We have to avoid this at all costs.

>>26016665
Everyone knows non-cures look better too.

Look at poor Setsuna, going from her badass Eas persona to a stupid-ass Cure outfit.

>>26016585
Nah living there is fine. Working there outside of as a last resort is not because we'd just get into trouble. I say we only leave if father creates a sibling or replacement for us and sends them after us when he finds out we are breaking free of his control.

>>26016720
Which is why we need a cape

Preferably one that constantly bellows in the wind, even when we're inside.

[x]Ask for details, finish eating

[x]Leave and take some leftovers

"So, this moving job, am I getting paid?" You ask sounding suspicious, for all you know she makes people live here in exchange for work and not actually paying them. "Oh of course we are! I'll charge a small amount for rent after the week is done, so in addition to extending the free period you get paid, think of it as a bonus." Akira says pointing her fork at you. "We could use someone working part time anyways, besides, having a Momoko lookalike working as a part-time maid could be funny if only for the weird looks people will give." She chuckles, "The pay is good for what it is, just ask Himiko or Konomi. "And the small things around the house that need doing...well its mostly gardening, The yard is so big that Konomi can't keep it all nice and tidy...especially that patch where the plants grow abnormally fast for some reason. " At which point the kimon-clad maid looks around suspiciously, no one else seems to notice.
You finish eating leaving a lot of leftover some of which you bring back to your room in a different plate. As soon as you close the door Lubu jumps from your shoulder and land on top of a set of drawers. You leave him the plate as you get dressed, your panties that suspiciously change into a sword where they're supposed to be you set up on trying to finish your cover. "I'm going to try and sign up for the school, can you meet of with the others yourself or you'll follow me. "

Lubu looks up from his plate, "Since you're going to the school, I'll follow you around, they should be on their way already."
How will you deal with being a transfer student?

[]Forge some papers and average-looking scores

[]Pretend to be a super genius (Even if you aren't)

[]Sports prodigy route.

>>26016989
[x]Sports prodigy route.

Have do something somewhat evilish, so taking advantage of powers to cheat at sports sounds good.

>>26016812
so you think living in nightmare land might be okay?

I tend to agree but if we're wrong, we're going to seriously regret it, Daddy might be extremely pissed at us right now specifically because we didn't win that last brawl.

>>26016989
>having a Momoko lookalike working as a part-time maid could be funny if only for the weird looks people will give.
Thanks Akira, treating me as a sideshow is exactly the kind of thing I want to hear when I'm considering where I'm going to go live. You really are a charmer.

>The yard is so big that Konomi can't keep it all nice and tidy...especially that patch where the plants grow abnormally fast for some reason.
That's important. I'm thinking someone's buried there.

[X]Sports prodigy route.

I say Judo, if nothing else it'll give us some nice CQC skills. If we can get out of this making Big Boss proud, I will feel our work is done.

>>26017029
Yes this sounds good. We also need to be an extremely poor sport to increase rage and misery. We totally need to take Crowley from good omens on as our role model.

>>26016989
[x]Forge some papers and average-looking scores

The other options fall apart too easily. Even if they don't buy it we have allies (Momoka and Misa) who can help us out.

>>26016989
Sports prodigy, let's try NOT to break some bones though. Could get expelled.

>>26017048
I'm thinking that the area where the plants grow fast is probably the site of the seal to the nightmare door

>>26017091
I worry that since we're practically a newborn, forging papers isn't going to go well for us, What are we going to make them in? Crayon? Steal them from other students?

We can at least pretend to be super good at sports, we are superpowered after all.

>>26016989
[x]Forge some papers and average-looking scores
we don't need attention from annoying brats after all

>>26017109
If that's the case, it's more of a reason for us to leave ASAP before we're mind controlled into destroying it or something.

>>26017091
*Momoko

>>26017048
What? No I think living with Akira is okay for now. Once father finds out our betrayal (either through Kuma telling him we were last seen fighting Momoko and Misa or him figuring it out himself when we go ages without returning to him) then we leave.

[X]Forge papers

>>26017137
If you worry that we're a newborn and can't forge papers, why do you think we'll have any idea how to play any kind of sports?

Let's fly under the radar, less attention the better.

>>26017152
While I agree to staying for now, daddy could act against Akira before revealing that he knows we're gone.

>>26017137
We can but nobody has heard of us so that would fall through as soon as we mentioned our names.

We have Momoko's knowledge so forging stuff shouldn't be too hard. We aren't mentally newborns after all.

>>26016989
>[]Forge some papers and average-looking scores
(whistles innocently) nothin to see here folks, move along. (continues whistling)

>>26016989
[x]Sports prodigy route.

How would we forge papers? We can't do that on our own.

>>26017201
Maybe for our uniforms we can make big signs that say "IGNORE ME"

>>26017188
No he can't. He wouldn't even know we were staying with Akira unless he is spying on us somehow. The reason Akira and co would be in trouble would be because if he sent someone after us we would accidentally lead them there since we don't seem to be taking all our stuff with us.

>>26017238
I prefer the "Doin' fine!" signs.

>>26017239
But he IS spying on us somehow. The question is: whether the crystal is blocking it or not.

Seems like sports and prodigy are tied with 4 votes each, anyone up for a tiebreaker?

Rolled 46

>>26017295
sport 1 - 50, prodigy 51+

>>26017279
We don't really know that.

>>26017331
We are so fucked.

>>26017346
He can take control of our body and talk to us telepathically, why wouldn't he be able to find out what we're doing too?

Rolled 2

>>26017295
You mean sports and forging, I assume

>>26017331
You mean Sports and Forging, right?

Anyway, I haven't voted yet so

1 is forge
2 is sports

Rolled 1

>>26017346
Isn't Momoka also a sports prodigy? It was mentioned that she stayed after for clubs

>>26017331
>>26017363
Sports it is then!

>>26014051
I require this character's name

Sports, because pretending to be a genius will get us caught, and normal is boring.

And we can do super sports.

>>26017408
Masako Ishikuno, it was agreed on last last thread as our 'civilian' name

>>26017408
Officially: Mirror Blade
The cover we're using: Masako Ishikuno

>>26017359
I suspect that the help we got from Momoko and Misa negated that.

>>26017391
That's even more of a reason not to pretend to be a sports prodigy.

>>26017465
>That's even more of a reason not to pretend to be a sports prodigy.

Shit I didn't think about that, I wish I didn't roll a 2 for my tiebreaker.

>>26016989
>[X]Sports prodigy route.
Kendo or boxing.

>>26017465
>>26017478
Yeah I wish I could backtrack now that I've thought a bit more about it.

At least we don't have to do the same kind of sports/could backtrack later.

>>26017531
I say Judo, Kendo might be a smart move to familiarize us with the sword but I think we'll get far more use out of our hands than the sword.

>>26017554
Kendo isn't much like sword-fighting anyway. And most importantly, what little relevance it has kind of assumes you're fighting someone else who's wielding a sword, which isn't very likely unless we piss off the Cures a lot.

>>26017478
>>26017554
Too late to backtrack now. Kintolesky has probably already started on the next section. I suspect this is going to bite us in the ass.

>>26017570
>which isn't very likely unless we piss off the Cures a lot.

Well, let's not discredit this possibility so soon.

>>26017601
Nah, worse thing that happens is that we're shown to be silly and clumsy. Or we just back out of it before it's over.

We're not even at school yet, what's the worse they're going to do?

x]Sport Prodigy Route

You find yourself one of the castle's gardens, repurposed to be a soccer field with a track around it. Its quite a view if you discount that some of the girls are staring at you. Honestly you were surprised how easy it was to get into the school system. Since there is no national student registry you can pretty much say any name and walk in. It all happened pretty fast and you're pretty sure Lubu helped you behind the scenes somehow using magic or something because there is no way anyone can be that naive when you tell them that your papers got lost on the way and that the ones needed for transfer confirmation got destroyed. The principal gladly accepted you when you told him you were amazing at sports and he put you out here to prove it before the coach before he makes everything official.

You're at the starting line of the track getting ready for a race...which is retty much standing there doing nothing. The other girls are stretching and warming up. You know you're going to win your way into this school, the question is how do you do it?

[]Go to the limits of normal human endurance.

[]Keep your pace right ahead of the fastest girl.

[]Tie

[]Lose by almost nothing

[]Other?

>>26017601
Hey, Maybe Momoka has a rival we can bro (sis) it up with, and help out by sabotaging Momo.

>>26017662
[x] Do our best, burn up all of our breakfast to fuel the performance

>>26017440
Thank you. I wasn't here for any of the threads previous.

>>26017662
[x]Tie
Ensures we look impressive, without people getting suspicious.

Although I don't know why we ended up in track and field.

>>26017662
[x]Keep your pace right ahead of the fastest girl.
Win without being too flashy.

>>26017662
I am reminded of the second to last scene from the Incredibles.
[x] close second

>>26017662
You mean we didn't even need to forge papers?! Damn it I wish I had gone with that route instead of sports prodigy.

[x]Come in 2nd, do not draw any more attention to ourselves as we already have. I don't even think we WANT to be in Track.

If we just look above average, we'll be fine.

>>26017720
Its just a general test, you can branch off somewhere else later. Just giving you a heads up

>>26017662
Close second.

>>26017757
Alright, with our power it doesn't mater that much anyway.

>>26017621
How is that even going to work is another thing. We still have to fill out papers and shit.

>>26017670
Possibly.

>>26017662
[x] Do the best we can. If we fail we can always get help from Misa and Momoko.

>>26017662
>Honestly you were surprised how easy it was to get into the school system. Since there is no national student registry you can pretty much say any name and walk in.

We need to be 100% suspicious about this. Someone is in on the whole thing. Principle maybe? Coach? Who is the coach? Who is the principle? Does LuBu have a human form?

>>26017871
Do not pursue this

>>26017835
Yes Ichigo, you were right, you were right and we were wrong.

I'm guessing we're still supercharged in some way, but in hindsight, drawing attention to it was probably a bad move on our pat.

>>26017905
Don't tell me what to do Lu Bu!

>>26017905
Oh okay, that sounds reasonable

now let's never question this again

>>26017910
I'm not sure if that is sarcasm or not.

>>26017662
Limits of human endurance

Fuck yeah full throttle. Let's be bitch-queen of the school.

>>26017998
No I'm serious, I voted sports prodigy but showing our hand early was probably a mistake.

Now we have everyone EXPECTING us to be a sports goddess, which means we're going to get chained to things we probably didn't want to do beforehand.

>>26017662
[X] Do slightly better than the best, but act like its taking you everything you got, barf afterwards

>>26018086
No no no no no we've thrown up enough

>>26018086
>vomit over the other girl's clothes
>barf after running

Keep the puke fetish out of this quest please?

>>26018052
Can we be delinquent sports goddess and constantly ditch the things we don't want to do beforehand?

[x] Close second

You calmly run the whole 100 meters, making sure to keep yourself fast enough to match the fastest girl up until almost the very end, where you slow down pretending to be tired. The race ends as a close second, and you see the other girl looking at you smiling, and says, "If you're this good how come I haven't heard about you Masako she says panting." To which you calmly answer while making sure that the coach is within earshot range, "I never thought of actually getting into any sort of competitions, they really never were my thing."
"Miss Ishikuno, I'm surprised you manage to almost equal our track and field champion when your technique could use some work." The broad muscled man with aviator sunglasses says while signing something off in his clipboard. "You're something else alright, I expect to see you around our sports clubs soon." He says before leaving, he tapped his clipboard with his pen twice before spitting his bubble gum into the field. One of the girls is immediately on him berating him for polluting the field.

In the meantime, one of the girls that was staring at you from afar is coming closer. A twin-tailed girl with light brown hair, her friend stayed behind, a girl with waist-length black hair. You already what she's going to ask you, its pretty obvious given that Momoko is somewhere in here.

[]Cousins

[]Nothing at all, just coincidence

[]Tell the truth, no one will believe you anyways

[]Soap opera style backstory

>>26018052
Well that and prodigies tend to be well known even if only by those involved in the school system. I hope we don't fail this test otherwise we're in deep shit.

>>26018165
>[x] Soap opera style backstory, the same one we gave last time at the home

>>26018165
[X]Soap opera style backstory

We are twins, separated by a shipwreck as infants.

>>26018165
>[]Tell the truth, no one will believe you anyways

I still like the "we crazy!" idea.

When she laughs it off

>[]Cousins

>>26018165
[x]Tell the truth, no one will believe you anyways

Why tell the whole truth? We could just as well say that she's the evil twin, since nobody's going to believe it anyway.

>>26018165
>[x]Soap opera style backstory
it's the only way

>>26018165
[x] Tell the truth.

[x] Say you're cousins.

If she doesn't believe any of those then she isn't worth our time.

>>26018165
[x]Soap-opera backstory

identical twins separated at birth when our mother's spurned lover stole us away in the dead of night so that he'd always have a part of her around. We escaped after we found an old picture of mom and sister, and we're currently trying to convince them that we're family. If we become track champion, surely they'll accept us!?

>>26018165
>[X] Cousins

I'm her Evil Twin.

But more seriously, yeah. We're related. Never got along much with her, truth be told. She just rubs me the wrong way is all.

>>26018365
This, so I guess variation of "Tell the truth"?

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>>26018392
It's starting to sound like the truth and the soap opera options are basically the same thing.

>>26018165
>[]Tell the truth, no one will believe you anyways

>>26018438
Next time on "Cures of our lives"

>>26014681
I could give a shit about how broken Mo is. I want to know how it affects US.

Are we a rejigged copy or are we a fragmented part of her psyche?

>>26018485
Yeah, that is kind of important. It's one thing if we can become her evil twin, separate and equal (better, actually) in our own right. But if there can be only one, we're damn well gonna cut her head off.

>>26018485
I think both? Lubu was surprised a fragment was made whole. Just add evil influence?

>>26018052
What part of evil do you not understand? They can't MAKE us do shit.

>Implying I'm not doing it this way

[x]Exaggerrated truth soap opera story

[x]End with "we're cousins"

As soon as she gets near she says "Um, I'm sorry to be rude, but wouldn't you be related to Momoko Nakajima would you?" You knew it, you made up your mind to make up the most ridiculously story you could think of...which is actually the truth,

"I'm her evil twin from another dimension and I was sent to kill her. But I haven't because I am evil on my own right and don't like following orders from my creators who want the universe to end or something." You say in a completely serious and deadpan tone of voice, she raises an eyebrow and looks at you funny as she takes a step back. "Seriously? That sounds like something straight out of an anime." She laughs nervously, obviously not being comfortable being near someone with this particular brand of crazy.
"Nah, I'm actually her cousin and I'm moving here because my parents are out on a tour around the world and won't even bother sending me souvenirs." You cross your arms and pout, trying to come up with a convenient character to act as for now to give a proper first impression.

She sighs, "I figured it was the case, its weird that Momoko hasn't told us anything about you. I guess she really wanted to keep it as a surprise. Hehe" She giggles

You currently have the rest of the day off, you:

[]Hang around school

[]Get to shopping already with some of that money you stole yesterday and look for a job while you're at it.

[]Get back to the mansion and start negotiating your pay on moving those things.

>>26018705
meant to quote >>26018438

>>26018574
Its an important difference. If we're a copy we're basically our own person. But if the only way to "fix" Mo involves our shard... well, we're pretty much in guaranteed conflict with Team Goody-Two Shoes, because I'll be fucked if we're giving up corporeal existance just to fix someone we hate with every fibre of our stolen being.

>>26018725
[X]Get back to the mansion and start negotiating your pay on moving those things.

Do we have money? If so, how much?

>>26018725
[x] Hang around school.

It'll help us make friends and we can get more details on the different clubs.

>>26018725
Hang around school, I don't see how it could go badly.

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>>26018725
>[x]Get to shopping already with some of that money you stole yesterday and look for a job while you're at it.

Let's put this bling to good use. We could buy ourselves an outfit that will shame our whole family.

>>26018725
>[]Hang around school
It is known that shit happens when people do this.

[x] Hang around school

Find out everything we can about Blade and Axe. Who they are, where they live, what their families do, what clubs they're in, and what weaknesses we can exploit. Play it cool, but aggressively.

>>26018725
[x]Hang around school

It's time to scout for clubs.

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Next time in evil Precure quest:
>We finish our day
>We run into our other hairy friend
>You realize how incompetent is school administration in Japan

I apologize for not keeping my exciting happening quota on this thread, I promise to make up for it next time. Don't miss it or I'll show you the way of the fist.

>>26018781
You have plot amount of money, which is enough for One(1) general purpose outfit of your choice.

>>26018921
Excellent

Thank you again Kintolesky


>You realize how incompetent is school administration in Japan

I wonder if this is magic related or related to the fact that our school is a big dorky castle.

>>26018921
>We run into our other hairy friend

Well shit. Kuma's back and our asses are in trouble.

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>>26018921
Sadness. I guess I keep tuning in, then.

>>26018973
We'll be fine! Just gotta play it cool!

>I'm scouting out the precure and have already nearly beat them to death, they think I'm their "friend" or something, I'll let you know how it's going later, gotta go!

And that's that, no one's the wiser and the dark team still thinks we're doing field work. It's the perfect plan

>>26018921
>yellow Nigel Thornberry

>>26019034
I know, isn't he great?

>>26019049
no, he's objectively smashing!

>>26019034
You forgot musclebound and shiny, thank you very much

>>26019014
I don't think it'll be that easy.

>>26019154
Well, Kuma isn't particularly bright to begin with

Besides if he tries something, all we gotta do is just step back and let the cures handle it.

>>26019154
I hope it will be!

Actually, what's the worse that could happen if we try to bluff him? Is he going to throw us over his shoulder and drag us back?

>>26019154
give him the bacon

>>26019333
Oh good idea

We just gotta carry some leftovers around with us and Kuma will agree to anything

>>26019176
Bad idea. If we let the Cure handle it dad is likely to make a Mirror Axe to replace us.

>>26019266
He'll probably erase us from existence.

>>26019504
>He'll probably erase us from existence.

Kuma can't do that, and I see no reason that the bluff wouldn't work on him anyway.

I do think that the best course of action is evasion, and we may have to enter stealth mode next session to avoid confrontation with him.

>>26019563
We don't know if he can or not. Wasn't it implied he helped create us? I see no reason he couldn't.

>>26019563
>I do think that the best course of action is evasion, and we may have to enter stealth mode next session to avoid confrontation with him.

And I say we should milk every Metal Gear Solid reference we can out of this.

>>26019628
that's a good point but I still don't think he can do much to us

We're not even sure he's angry at us.

>>26019563
I figure we're probably safe enough. As long as theres a chance we'll fight the Cure (something I think we're not decided on), then it's probably more effort than its worth to make a new one.

>>26019685
To be honest, confrontation is what we're made for.

I'm pretty sure we can pummel Kuma into the middle of next week

>>26019176
>step back and let the cures handle it
I like this idea. Strategically it's informative - we can see how Momoko has been affected by our creation, and possibly we can see how badly the powers of darkness usually get trounced by the good guys.

Kuma may well come bearing information of his own about the plans of Jerk Dad, too.

Oh, also, when we're shopping, we need to buy a small pocket mirror.