>>26101695
CALL UPON OUR HOLLOW AND OMZ!!!

>>26101695
STOP ROLLING

Do not roll goddamn

Rolled 13

Shit what just happened?

Promise Chirusu we WILL find a way to make this right.

>>26101695

Meditate upon the Manji, clear our head and continue. We must want for nothing, but be ever changing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika#Buddhism

NOBODY ROLL!!! WE'RE GOING FOR ZEN FIGHTING!!!

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>>26101695

>>26101695

Jinzen time motherfucker. Lets call out our buddies to help stomp this uppity gem

>>26101695
Wait, where'd that second 20 come from. I thought it rolled a 19, 4, and 20 or something.

Did that cheeky fuck steal my 20?

Blut Puanch btw.

>>26101695
Punch it in the gem, and bring up our foot to kick it in the face.

>>26101735
>>26101736
I should cap this.

>>26101695
"Never"
push it down to the gates of hell, or topple with it if we can't break grapple

>>26101695
Hollow up. Go beserk if we have to. This is like jinzen, and it's not even our mind, it's the hogyoku's. The fucker can take it.

>>26101736
Well, I guess you're rolling all our rolls this time out. Try not to fuck it up too badly ok?

>>26101695
You can't count very well can you. Two other spirits entered with me, they cut a path. Do you really think their just going to let me die.

Zangzetsu. Cut him.

>>26101736
>>26101755

Sorry forgot to take the dice off, besides that wasn't even for combat.

>To the anon who made their own version
It's longer, and combines the two versions a bit, but the point was the first one was more Canon! Ichigo, and the second was ours, who doesn't view peace as an illusion, nor does he view happiness as fleeting- it's a goal, not a distraction.

Still well done, though. I like it as a bridge between the two, and that last line is awesome.

Tirelessly, I move forward.
Unending, the road goes on.
For the sake of peace,
For the sake of happiness,
Along with those beside me, I move ever forth
Never once retreating
Not ever looking back
My aim is the ever-growing dawn
and the haven beyond the horizon
For a day without rain,
Even Heaven itself
I shall tear asunder.
And so I call upon:
The Heavenly Chains and the Blade of the Moon:

Bankai, Tansa Zangetsu.

Guys, the Zangetsu Bros. are in there somewhere, we need to get them to help.

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>>26101695
It wants rolls?

This is my roll.

I just rolled.

I its likes 1dVOID

>>26101741
>Chizuru
Wat.

Guys, guys, gusy! TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING DICE!

>>26101753
Red glow doubles crits or autocrits.

Threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and it will be updated on Sunday.
Also, NO ONE FUCKING ROLL

>>26101777
That doesn't matter.

>>26101695
>“You could have been part of me, part of a /god./ But now? I’LL KILL YOUT FRIENDS WEARING YOUR SKIN!”
PUNCH IT
PUNCH GOD IN THE FUCKING FACE
DIDN'T YOU FUCKERS READ 'NATION'?

DOES
NOT
HAPPEN

KEEP FUCKING FIGHTING
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER
WE WORN BORN TO WIN
NUMBER ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8PWnpSBqU

>>26101695
Oh fuck, I just realized. We have to become it's host. At the moment it is too powerful for us to destroy, and with every tail it gets stronger. Don't you see? The hogyoku is the JUUBI!

>>26101777
It still counts.
>If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill

Not to mention, this thing is able to steal rolls.

>>26101753
19, 15, and a 20.
Seriously, did it steal my 20? It wouldnt have even counted, it was the 11th roll.

NO ONE ROLL!!! WE ARE ZEN!!! Also call on Hichigo.

>>26101777
THATS THE PROBLEM YOU TARD

GAH

>>26101695
Anyone who can hear me...Help Chizuru

>>26101735
>>26101735
STOP ROLING GUYS
PLEASE
PLEASE

>>26101807
No, blue is stealing our roll, red doubles his.

>>26101803

It's only growing tails because we keep rolling

Stahp rolling guys pls

>>26101807
No, red glow doubles rolls.

>>26101695
>10vs20x2

Oh fuck.

It either doubled its own crit, or it stole that 20 we rolled that was outside our dice pool.

>>26101753
>RED.
I assume it doubles the power of rolls.

>>26101830
It doubled its crit.

>>26101816
Hichigo told us not to look back. Calling him in (and seeing him) might count as looking back. Just pointing it out.

>>26101807
It's the Plot Rock.

All the rules change, man!

>>26101695
no. you will sleep
grip and rip the gem

>>26101695
Try and retain focus.
It's not real.
It can't hurt us.
It is nothing.
We are nothing.

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...

captcha: can sworderi

>>26101843
Yeah, well that seems like one of those "don't push the red button" things. Now seems like the only time our hollow flipping its shit would be good.

>>26101861
We are EVERYTHING.
IT is NOTHING unless we ALLOW it to be something!

>>26101830
Blue steals our roll

red doubles crits/steals crits

the fuck does Purple do?...Fuck it's probably an intellegent roll stealer, only taking the best of the rolls. Which means that we either have start roliing twenties, or start rolling 1's while attempting retarded things, so as to fail positively.

>>26101843
Zangetsu is part of us. We are hollow, we are shinigami, we are quincy, we are human. Calling on our powers is not looking back, thinking that we are alone in our fight, after everything we have been through, THAT, is looking backward. Old man and Zangetsu are here, they are part of our soul, use them to cut this fucker into pieces.

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>>26101887
This.

>>26101878
You want to fight our hollow for dominance right now? Ooooookaaaay...

>So, calling upon the Zangetsu Bros?

>>26101695
blast him to hell with every scrap of energy we have
calmly

>>26101925
Yes.

>>26101695
"look to yourself, are you truly a god if you cannot live without bending to the whims of others? no you are not a God, just a a GIANT FUCKING BITCH"

>>26101925
bro it up to save the damsel

>>26101925
Wait what?
No they're busy fighting all the other shit.
We need to maintain tranquility and phase through its tails.

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>>26101925
Yes.

>>26101925
>I now want to see Hichigo and OMZ in Mario and Luigi outfits. Maybe a Hollow Goomba as well.

>>26101900
good point

>>26101925
No. Smash the gem in its head.

>>26101925

Yes sir

He grows tails, we grow new power sets

Rolled 10

>>26101695
This 'll be a tale for the archive- RIP 'EM OFF!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNtcP6EXm3s

This is appropriate for the situation.

>>26101923
Yes, because he'll totally ignore the guy forcibly stealing his powers and killing his host.

>>26101958
STOP. ROLLING.

>>26101925

No, Cosgrove, we are Zangetsu...

So I guess in the context of your question...maybe?

>>26101947
This. We don't need the other two further empowering this fucker.

>>26101958
STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!! IT FEEDS ON OUR WEAKNESS!!!

>>26101798
>WE WERE BORN TO WIN
>NUMBER ONE
YES

>We belong to the world
>We belong to the wind
>We are the spirit of the competition's end
>Turning hours into days
>Burning muscles feel the pain
>The heart and soul of discipline my friends

>We are sending you a challenge
>It's very clear
>We came to win that is why we are here
>Demanding to be tested
>Tested by the best
>Not to be forgotten like all the rest

>The time has come
>All the training done
>The muscle and the blood
>Will come to pay

>Let the games begin
>Hear the starting gun
>Play from the heart today
>We will overcome
>When the game is over
>All the counting's done
>We were born to win
>Number one

FUCK YEAH MANOWAR

>>26101925
See >>26101947 Unless we almost die, we do not pull the Zangetsus away from what they're doing.

>>26101969
>This canon's ichigo has spirit bomb.

>>26101925

Hell yes

>>26101947
This. It feeds off strife. Have we tried maybe being nice or something yet?

>>26101925
Nope.

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>>26101925
Well, we've already fucked up the "no rolls zen him out of existence" idea, so I guess we need to pray they've finished their fights in time to help us.

>>26102000
But we havent even been to Namek yet!

>>26101999
You don't count this shit as almost dying?

>>26101925
And then we ALL died.
Super hard.

Try befriending it? Fuck it works on everything else. Maybe it's just like Aizen, lashing out at the world because it's lonely

>>26101695
Turn away from him/it, and say "you do not matter. You are but a dream given form. You need desire to exist, so I give you no desire."

>>26102023
>We missed the chance to say I NEED AN ADULT upon first meeting the girls in mexico.

>>26102039
Maybe we could ask it what IT wishes for.

>>26102039
It's a little too late for that.

>>26102039
>>26102058
It just said it would kill all of our friends while wearing our skin. It is dead to us now.

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>>26102048
I am an Adult.

>>26102058
It wishes for a powerful host. It said that earlier.

>>26102026
I mean beaten to death by thugs almost dying, we're not there quite yet.

...Now that I think about it "Almost beaten to death by thugs" is an odd standard to set for how close we are to dying.

>>26102065
Yeah, seriously guys, stop trying to diplomancer a serial killer.

>>26102043
would this actually work?

counting and writing

>>26102039
too late because we punched it because it doesn't understand morality

> catch Bleach Quest
> this is going on
…welp.

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...everything we have done...everyone we have met...all these things are connected..

there is no need...there is no desire....there is no want....

>>26101951
I'll have that done by the end of the threat.

>>26102089
I dunno. Its got all our limbs immobilized and its much larger than we are, with big bitey teeth capable of ripping our head off.

We may not be as WOUNDED as we were then, but I think we're just as close to death.

>>26102089
The entire concept of death in this show is pretty skewed.

>>26102092
The problem is that people keep on feeding the damn thing more rolls and more desires.

>>26102058
I do believe what it wants is acceptance and a way to block out all the voices in its' head.

>>26102043
like all problems it will just go away if we ignore it

>>26102112
>slanted
So is that an accident and this is for Buddhist zen, or is that a Quincy style Nazi swastika?

Rolled 9

Why not do away with the concept of bodies and just try to absorb it?

>>26102105
Clearly, you don't understand how shonen manga work.
We punched it. That means we're friends now.

>>26102105
Why would we expect a rock to understand morality?

>>26102155
STOP ROLLING YOU ASS!!!

>>26102153
yes
>captcha
>the mmIntern
Apparently captacha is translating Bill Clinton's notes.

>>26102153

just the way he was drawn holding it I suppose. It is also a matter of direction

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>>26101925
Come on Icchi! You can't die yet!

You haven't even given Kenny any fun yet! If you die now, I'll be so mad!

>>26102163
There is no morality truer than rock.

>>26102153
Yes.
Most Quincy have a Nazi Germany motif. The symbol is not Buddhist, it's Hindi. It means "full", which is why it's on his bankai - his "full release".

>>26102153
Infront Buddhist. Behind him like it is the symbol is reversed and it follows the 'left-hand path'

>>26102153
Why choose.

>>26102155
Because it's too unstable to encorporate into our psyche. Do you want to deal with constant will checks to avoid enacting the subconscious desires of everyone in our vicinity?

Idea-
Cosgrove,
Can we have a vote to decide if rolls are allowed or not?
That way a couple people wouldnt ruin the thread.

>>26102172
>We've had people doing joke rolls for forever
>If cosgrove bothers to count this it is arbitrary despair
I will be dissapoint. I hope not to be... but nonetheless

>>26102182
Infidel. Paper is the once and future truth.

I'm fine with you choosing me as your new host. Hell, I'm fine with ANYTHING so long as you leave her alive.

I know you can look into my mind. Do so now. Attempt to verify what I'm saying. Because what I have obtained over the past month is a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for something like you. If you let Chizuru go, that will be the end of it. I will not pursue you and I will not seek retribution. But if you choose to continue your current course of action, killing her and threatening all my other friends... then I will hunt you. I will find you. And I will FUCKING end you.

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>>26102073
I'd let 'Bel be my adult.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QdQS1QhQA0

Theme for now, I think.

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>>26102181
New Headcanon: Yachiru and Zaraki are the ones running the Bleach version of the Taiga Dojo. Zaraki is the assistant.

Rolled 4

>>26102223
Nah.

This is our theme.

http://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM

>>26102219
Rock is constantly evolving, it can become metal, it can become punk, it can even become pop. Rock is the way of the future.

Rolled 19, 18, 6 + 19 = 62

and checking something...

>>26102252
>3d20+19
WHAT THE FUCK

>>26102252
Not good.

Rolled 32, 41 = 73

>>26102252
and now something else...

>>26102252
motherfucker, what IS THAT EVEN
I-
WHAT IS THA-
I DON'T EVEN

>>26102252
Hurm.
This doesn't bode well.

Urahara will save us right?

>>26102247
>>26102247
>>26102247
STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!!!

>>26102252
Fucking rock.

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>>26102252
>>26102272
This is what we get for going into battle without FRIENDMAKER.

Rolled 4

>>26102252
>>26102272


This looks "promising"

Rolled 46, 23 = 69

>>26102252
and now something else...

>>26102272
>>26102252
Cosgrove, you're going to make me start drinking at this rate.

>>26102272
>OMZ and Hichigo
FUCK!!

>>26102264
red/purple adds rolls

>>26102289
Stop rolling you idiot.

>>26102272
>>26102290
What is going on here?

>>26102294

Ha ha, I had already started.

Rolled 9

>>26102309
...I'm not rolling.

>>26102247
I never realized just how lewd that song was.

>>26102272
Chizuru rolls first...

>>26102290
Cos seriously one fucker is rolling and ruining this shit.

>>26102316
Oh.


Whoops.

>>26102216
Uncalled for rolls have counted, though.

>>26102316
You have dice in your email field you incompetent boob. We can tell that you're lying.

>>26102316
Get out.

>>26102316
Why are you doing that?

>>26102294
She's dead Jim.
Just ease into it.
Stop fighting.
It's over.

>>26102329
I hate you.

>Bleach Quest users' face when:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUkiclqDlDQ

You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!
You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN!

>>26102343
She's not dying.

The only options are we save her, or we take the deal.

>>26102316
>>26102329
Go die

>>26102316
O for fucks sake, at least break 15s if you're going to keep fucking around! Your luck is disappointing! You are disappointing! Do better!

>>26102362
Then Momo will die.

Blood will be spilled. Accept it.

>>26102368
Ha! Like a die! I get it!

Rolled 13

>>26102370

I think we should just roll with it.

>>26102290
Now I'm suspecting that Cosgrove is just rolling random sets of dice for the hell of it.

Rolled 16

>>26102272
FUCKING MOMO AND HIME NOOOOOOOO

>>26102387
Never say die.

>>26102390
Why? Why do you have to torment us?

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"Ichigo, when I said "don't be Shirou" I didn't mean to fight the big bad with nothing more than your determination, then *lose*."

"You need to be more selective when taking my advice."

>>26102380
And we will fight it with everything we have.

These hands they seem so strong..

Rolled 4

don't roll unless you have sacrificed your virgins today

>>26102399
STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!!!

Well, we're dead. Quest over.

>>26102408
I fucking hate you.

>>26102380
Pretty sure we're already body jacked dawg. Meaning everyone at Urahara's is hoping hat and clogs can keep us restrained We're about to break the binding...

>>26102390
And I think you should break your hands with a hammer and try to fuck a woodchipper!

>>26102408
Thanks a fucking lot, asshole.

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>>26102402
Too be fair, the plot rock probably isn't the Big Bad

>>26102413
We could always take....THE DEAL!!!

Rolled 9

Alah Akbar

>>26102420
If cos counts these rolls, I will be disappointed. Its obviously a couple shitlers trying to ruin everyone's day.

>>26102413
It seems like that's the goal.

I mean since the options are die, or be rendered unplayable because Ichigo wasn't mentally equipped to handle -Ulquiorra- dying, and ours isn't much better.

>>26102434
We could, but this is /tg/...

>>26102440
Thanks, OBAMA.

>>26102413
Not yet, it just means that the happy part is over now.

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>>26102402
"Oh don't be so hard on him Taiga-chan. Things like this happen from time to time."

>zen
>13vs19
>41v46

You struggle, trying to find your zen again, but its to no avail. You struggle as it leers down at you, its Maw widening. You think you distantly hear the sounds of chains breaking

Things are fading in and out…

“GET THE HELL OFF OF HIM, YOU /BITCH/!”

Before its violently knocked off and sent flying.

As you catch your breath, you look up at the figure above you. Yellow eyes and black markings lined with a bluish light. Chizuru smiles down at you.

“…Sorry it took me so long, Ichigo.”

She offers you her hand.

>You have control

>>26102440
CAN OBAMA DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?

>>26102440
That's both idiotic, stupid, racist, and terrible.

Die in a fire.

Rolled 7

THESE DICE WILL BE THE DICE THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS

>>26102454
Curbstomp the fucker. Call for the Zangetsus again.

>>26102454
Based Cos.

>>26102454
"Time to kick ass?"

"Time to kick ass."

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>>26102454

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Oh hey cool, I missed a thread, lemme just check the arch -

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOOOOOOO?

>>26102454
>Desus Ex Machina Shonen save
Fuck ya
>Take her hand and get up
>Assume fighting stance
Team up time

>>26102446
We'll we are in the best place to deal with our first real loss. So we might be able to bounce back.

>>26102466
Okay, Cosgrove you know these guys are just trolls. Please don't count them.

>>26102454
"... so this time you get to save me?"

Rolled 11

>>26102466
These dice of mine glow with an awesome POOOWWWWWWWWERRRR!

>>26102454
"That was a woman?"

>>26102454
Take it.

"That's fine, as long as this isn't some fancy sacrificial last stand. I think you know by now that I will never accept that."

Rolled 7

>>26102454
So this thing works off of desire right? And your a lesbian right? Kiss me.

>>26102454
TAKE IT!

>>26102454

Take hand, stand up. Beat Hogyouku into submission with pure Zen.

>>26102454
>41v46
No blue light. Not sure why Chizuru is rolling second this time? Is it because she's attacking an occupied opponent? Explain?

>>26102498
>>26102493
We roll when asked you idiots.

>>26102454
"Chizuru, if there is ever a time you need me to wingman for you, say the word. now let's stomp face"
take the hand

>>26102454
take it "this idiot thinks that by stealing my body he can kill our friends. I'm honestly kinda disappointed that he has so little faith in their ability

>>26102521
It's just one idiot.

9 out of 10 anons agree to KICK HIS FUCKING TEETH IN!!!

>>26102521
it's trolls
ignore and they move on

>>26102493
1st roll...

>>26102454
"Aliens, huh? I like your taste, Chizuru."
Get up while taking her hand.

And whatyaknow, Cos DID take the uncalled for rolls.

>>26102278
>Relying on that QUITTER for anything.

It's my birthday, I just finished drinking a bottle of scotch roughly twice my age, and Bleach Quest is on. Let the trolling continue good Cosgrove.

>>26102454
Lets break this thing down, with two of us we might just be able do drain its power

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Anon delivers.

Don't worry. The Groove man said that he doesn't count rolls that are meant to stir up arguments.

Rolled 11

>>26102493
THEIR LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY!

>>26102454
"Hey, Hougyoku. Bet you didn't think she was strong enough to do that.

You know what your main problem is? For a being who's all about altering boundaries and reality itself, you have no patience.

Because Chizuru isn't as strong as you want right now, you wanted to ditch her for a stronger host. And even if I was okay with that, which I most decidedly am not, I'd know you'd do the same to me if you met someone even stronger.

Shape up, or someone really will figure out a way to destroy you, or just throw you into the gap between dimensions or something."

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>>26102454
Lets team up

>>26102562
3rd roll, only subsequent cries count.

>>26102454
Grasp her hand HARD.
"Our beautiful souls,
Shall crush your dark heart!!"


Everything else will come afterwards and will be suggested by people greater than I.

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>>26102252

>>26102555
noice

Rolled 1

>>26102493
>>26102562

Take this!

My love, my anger, and all of my SORROW!

>>26102454
Smile at Honsho, take her hand, stand up.

To hougyoku: "You are a goddamned shitstain on this world. An unnecessary relic of the past. You tried to take away that which I cherish the most, but you failed. Just like you'll fail in EVERYTHING else you'll attempt to do. There will ALWAYS be someone like me there to stop you. Now take this! My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow!"

Rolled 6

>>26102590
GETSUGA! TENNNNNNNSHO!

>>26102562
>>26102493
How do you fuck up that badly?
YOU MIXED OF THE PHRASES.
while samefagging i might add

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>>26102454
"Thanks. Now lets do this."

>>26102454
Get up. Deny the rock's power.

Rolled 18

>>26102564
Don't bring up Phantom Ganon, Ichigo! You'll make it so that the Bleaches was hijacked by Ganondorf the whole time!

>>26102590
Cosgrove? Do troll rolls count?

>>26102592
Stop. Please. This is not the time for flashy one liners. We will just beat his face in without saying a word. Its much scarierl

>>26102606
It all counts when troll is someone you don't like.

>>26102600
are... are you me?

>>26102592
THIS SWORD OF MINE GROWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! IT'S BURNING EDGE TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!
GETSUGAAAAAAAAA TENSHOOOOOOOO

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>>26102454
Chizuru is the best bro ever.

>>26102617
Well damn.

>>26102606
At his discretion. I'm guessing he will though.

>>26102590
Well... that's a lot of sorrow.

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>>26102600

>>26102590
Fucking balls. We might have to waste crit master on this bullshit.

>>26102562
>>26102493
>>26102590
Now, pay attention
>>26102624
See, this motherfucker knows how to say the quote.
And he even used a sword attack.

>>26102454
"That's my girl. Want to show this punk how we do things in the Spooky Ghost Club?"

>>26102466
>>26102493
>>26102562
>>26102590
>>26102597

These guys are, I'm pretty sure trolling.They're discounted.

>>26102580
Sounds nice, let's go with that. It's slightly less tacky than the Shining finger line.

>>26102644
>>26102641
He won't when it breaks characterization. Stupid monologues and rolling to seduce count I think.

>>26102625
And we're about to die right in front of her. I wonder if we'll get an epilogue?

>>26102659
BASED COSGROVE!!!

>>26102454
Smile back, grab hand, stand up
"No worries, just glad you're alright."
gesture to creepy thing
"shall we?"

>>26102590
Good thing we have a fresh Crit Master II.

Did we use it in the last thread?

>>26102659
No way of proving it. Since its subjective it's Cosgrove's call, but I don't think he can ignore that 1...

>>26102659
HAIL COSGROVE! KUBO OF KUBOS!

>>26102683
Nope.

And Cos seems to be discounting the guys screaming out of place G Gundam quotes anyway.

>>26102690
That is Cosgrove.

>>26102625
you say best bros and post the most unbro team?

>>26102466
>>26102493
>>26102562
>>26102590
>>26102597
Man, you'd need to be a fucking retard to pull shining finger lines when this setup is obviously for RABU RABU TENKYOUKEN

>So, take her hand, a little small talk, then kicking ass?

>>26102690
Ok, I'm an idiot that didn't see the trip. My apologies OP.

>>26102495
Want to make sure she understands that.

I mean honestly I wouldn't be surprise if her wanting to die or be left behind in Hueco Mundo etc is part of what made the Hougyoku get tired of her so fast.

Let us Zen.

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>>26102659
Alright. cool.

>>26102727
Yes.

>>26102727
Yup.

>>26102727
Yes.

After making sure she fucking understands that she is done trying to take one for the team.

>>26102727
Sounds ok.
Although we should probably cut and run while we can though since she's no longer in soul suicide.

>>26102727
Sounds like us

>>26102727
Yes.

>>26102727
Kick its ass while keeping our cool and emptying our minds of desire.

>>26102727
Yes.

>>26102727

Yes, hopefully we can end that fucker permanently. Think of Aizen's face when he finds that little nugget of news out.

>>26102727
Yes.

>>26102752
I don't think we're allowed to turn back.

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>>26102792

>>26102770
>>26102727
Mind of steel.

>>26102796
Never once retreating.
Not once turning back.

>>26102792
We almost certainly can't. Wouldn't be surprised if it has to want to be destroyed in order to be destroyed.

Best bet is forcing it to go back to sleep, and then keeping it that way.

>>26102752
We were explicitly told not to do this by Zangetsu.

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>>26102792

>26102752
No, the Zangetsu made it clear. We pick a path, we stick with it. No turning back, no second guessing. We're on this road, we see it to the end.

>>26102792
I just realized something. If we ruin Aizen's plan at this stage there's no reason for him not to cut all ties and stay in SS. We won't have his convenient reveal to save our asses in the Sei Rei Tei. We NEED to keep him from finding out at all costs.

>>26102796
Then we advance. We are The center,

>>26102813
Mind of steel would be to kill Chiruzu and ditch the swordception before the plotrock can latch onto us.

>>26102845
>implying we won't be taking over SS anyway

>>26102838
>kill first human
>never stop

>Take her hand
Oh yes, this is happening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4926bVB1U

your face when a major event/ arc was done in an afternoon like it was part of another chore

>>26102854
I really hope she's finally gotten that we will never let her be left behind, and that the only thing she can do is help us fight for her.

Girl has problems.

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>>26102715
Sorry. How about this?

Why not do a joint custody type of deal with the rock?

>>26102819
actually what could happen is we actually knock it into submission and end up going full butterfly aizen in this shit.
except without the whole being batfuck insane thing.

>>26102856

Are we not going to become the new King of Ghost Mexico? I thought that was the goal?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtxbk9NS_Bk
This is Old Man Zangetsu's voice to me.

Fuck.
Yes.

Let's end this thing.

>>26102879
And I'm hoping this isn't an illusion or other ploy by the plot rock. God this quest makes me paranoid...

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>>26102882
Perfect.

>>26102888
No, we go king Solomon with this, except we don't pussy out and we actually cut the fucker in half.

>>26102888
Honestly I think it's too evil to understand how crazy its acting.

Like the smart thing to do would be to very gradually build Chizuru up until she's strong enough to be the host it wants. Essentially act as her Zanpaktou maybe.

But instead it's doing this shit.

>>26102879
Exactly we are not doing that retarded 'Mind of Steel' shit we might roll on after something bad inevitable happens but going to fuck everything with being a HERO.

>>26102902
>And hichigo sounds like Alucard from Hellsing abridged...
>This makes JESUS WANTS A HUUUUG all more funny given our current modus operandi

>>26102895
We just want to be left alone to live out our lives with our human friends and our supernatural sorta-harem-thing.

But if SS decide to be such shitlords that we need the combined might of Hueco Mundo to fend them off, then maybe.

>>26102925
Did you mean "too crazy to understand how evil it's acting"? Cuz Otherwise I'm not sure I get it.

>>26102856
>>26102895
Fuck. Our group is collectively becoming Aizen, isn't it?

We're absurdly powerful and always have a greater form to ascend to.

Orihime can rewrite history.

Keigo can create illusions.

Chizuru controls the Hogyoku (once the consciousness is killed)

We're planning on conquering Los Noches.

We've made an enemy of Soul Society.

The Soul King is canonically hinted at being something horrible, which may provoke us to challenge it.

>>26102895
Fuck no. Hueco Mundo sucks and we already got pretty much all the inhabitants who don't suck except for Nelliel's subordinates, Ashido, and maybe our mother.

>>26102902
>There are no second chances
>Every moment is a test that you get to take just ONCE
>Make damn sure you take EVERY shot at victory because you might not get another
>The only thing you can count at any given monent is YOURSELF
>Let's see what you've got.
Goddamn, I want to punch a fucking bear in the face after watching that.

>>26102939
Crimson Fucker makes a decent title considering our hair.

"Aliens, huh? I like your taste, Chizuru."

You smile up at her, taking her hand. She pulls you up easily, as you dust yourself off. “Hey, Chizuru…”

She shakes her head. “Don’t worry Ichigo, I’m not going anywhere. I.. I think I finally decided what I want out of life…”
She gives you a roguish grin. “Kick its ass?”

She gives you a nod, lifting up her fist. “Kick its ass.”

You bump knuckles before entering a fighting pose. The Hogyoku roars in rage as you smirk at it.

"Hey, Hougyoku. Bet you didn't think she was strong enough to do that.

“You know what your main problem is? For a being who's all about altering boundaries and reality itself, you have no patience.

“Because Chizuru isn't as strong as you want right now, you wanted to ditch her for a stronger host. And even if I was okay with that, which I most decidedly am not, I'd know you'd do the same to me if you met someone even stronger. But now?”

Your fist raises up as you enter a fighting pose. “"Our beautiful souls… Shall crush your dark heart!!"

Chizuru chortles as she mirrors your pose. “Wow, you really are a dork, huh Ichigo? But that’s okay, its one of the things I like about you.

“I’ll take it down, just keep it busy.”

>ROLL ME 1d20 combat!

>>26102925
It's sociopathic, not necessarily "evil". You know what, I'm going to suppress the rant.

>build Chizuru up plan
Isn't that what we're already doing?

>>26102879
She's just desperately lonely, that's why she's so loud and disrespectful of boundaries.
More like she's gay, and gay people HAVE to be borderline rapists in Animanga, but I like my explanation more.

>>26102960
who we can pick up on the way to getting mom back

Rolled 19

>>26102980
ROLLS FOR THE ROLLS GOD! DICE FOR THE DICE THRONE!

Rolled 11

>>26102980
IT BEGINS AGAIN`

Rolled 4

>>26102980