>>26181119
[x] Sometimes I look at the sky and wonder...

where the hell is my roof.

>>26181119
Expensive ceiling
2 people
Duffelbag

>>26181119
Dufflebag

SOMETHING

Expensive

>>26181119
>1 Expensive ceiling
>2 people
>Full dufflebag.

>>26181119
Plain ceiling.
one person
Duffle bag.

>>26181119
Expensive
One person
Handcuffs

>>26181119
2- An unfamiliar, but plain ceiling
One person next to you
have a large, full duffel bag nearby

>Blue Sky
>2 People
>Duffle Bag

Aww yeah The Hangover: Bleach Edition is a go!
>An unfamiliar, but expensive ceiling
>Two people next to you
>have a large, full duffel bag nearby

>>26181119
-expensive ceiling
-Two people
-dufflebag

>large full duffle bag

Shit, did we actually rob the Yakuza?

>>26181119
Bright Blue Sky
Two people next to you
Handcuffs

>>26181119
>Plain ceiling
>One person
>handcuffs

>>26181257
>>26181235
>>26181201
>>26181172
Yeah! 132!

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And here's the cover I made.
Oh well.

Wait.


Do Souls get drunk off of human booze?
Because, if we left our body and let Kai be drunk, we'd be sober?

>>26181119
Awww, what happened to waking up in Nel's gigai?

>>26181119
2
something
handcuffs

>>26181264
Only if we select that option.

Maybe. I'm betting it's got a body in it (someone's gigai).

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Hey guys, I prepared a rough draft with room to build on for our planning phase...assuming we didn't just wake up in the Court of Pure Souls.

http://pastebin.com/yFpdgAVP

Yeah, this is my idea so far, if you have better ideas or different ones, please share so we can get the ball rolling...after we sort out hangover shenanigans....

Goodbye pre Rescue Arc training time.

Hey Cos is this all gonna end up being a drunken dream we had after immediately passing out?

>>26181119
>An unfamiliar, but expensive ceiling
>One person next to you
>have a large, full duffel bag nearby

Lets see where this takes us.

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A fine evening tonight isn't it? Well lets not dilly dally, you ARE here forever after all...


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Don't know what's going on and want a "quick" recap? Don't worry your pretty head:
http://pastebin.com/mrx3gdgE
(Covers BQ:1 - BQ:28)

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com


That's all for now, bye bye!

>>26181225
But who would put handcuffs on him? Niel's the type to want our hands free so we can whip her 'bel and the Tres are currently following us around like puppies and I think Hime had a bag of such things for us to use on her in canon.

>>26181119
>1-An unfamiliar, but expensive ceiling
>SOMETHING is next to you
>have a large, full duffel bag nearby

>1-An unfamiliar, but expensive ceiling
>SOMETHING is next to you
>have handcuffs on

Muhahaha maximum shenanigans

>>26181309
Yeah... really don't think that'll even kind of work.

You know, because Aizen knows who our friends are.

>>26181119
Woo, caught bleach quest.
>Expensive ceiling
>Dufflebag
>Two people.
I wonder what a policeman considers an expensive ceiling?

>>26181309
...are you seriously suggesting we take Don Kanonji into SS with us?

>people not choosing 2 people
>people not wanting to have had us drunkenly go into SS and singlehandedly rescue Momo

>>26181286
Well if it's any consolation I like it.

>>26181309
We still have like... the rest of today?

But yeah, we suck at focusing.

>>26181387
well that's one way to gain Kyoraku's respect

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Writing

>>26181286
>Not an H-parody
That's what you think!
Seriously, though, that's pretty cool.

>>26181383

He's listed as a potential resource. We should not take him to SS with us.

>>26181387
>Get Drunk
>Wake up next morning having completed a major plot event
>Spend the rest of the thread finding out what you did in retellings and flashbacks from witnesses

>>26181286
Pretty nice.

Orihime's development in this quest remains both entertaining and intimidating.

>>26181286

Nice cover.

>>26181383
If Kanoji has enough spirit power to avoid vaporization by striking Butterflyzen with his hammer, imagine how powerful he is outside of his meatsuit.

>>26181119
>1-An unfamiliar, but expensive ceiling
>Two people next to you
>have handcuffs on

>>26181309
We still have today (depending on what time it is) and tomorrow for training, IIRC. Hime can probably reject our hangover away unless we did something to upset her somehow last night.

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>>26181286

>>26181438
Thanks! Might as well post the other two I did.
Curious to see if there was something Cosgrove didn't like with it so I can do better next time.

>>26181286
Very nice. I very much like it!

>>26181309
Yeah no... That plan won't even remotely work.

>>26181286
Very nice.

Rolled 7

Rolling for the value of whatever's in the duffelbag.

>>26181487
It's not like he's secretly the spirit king or anything, right?

>>26181506
>Yeah no... That plan won't even remotely work.

The Diplomacy aspect or the split team invasion breakdown of Obvious Distraction, Covert Ops, Mission Control, and Emergency Standby/Evac?

I thought you were joking when you said The Hangover edition. HOLY SHIT! COULD WE MEET MIKE TYSON?!

>>26181463
>Get Drunk
>Sneak into SS
>Make it all the way to Momo's cell undetected
>Bust in, start having celebratory sex
>Guards burst in as we scream 'Bankai!' While coming
>Bluff chrck our way back to the real world on the strength of that

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>>26181496
This one does a good part of the work for you!

>>26181539
Didn't get past the diplomacy part, too foolish.

>>26181518
So it's a bag of mentos?

>>26181432

[paranoia intensifies]


No progress has been made on drawings, but I'm getting started on one now. Hoping to maybe have two to three done by the end of the night.

>>26181567
The freshmaker!

>>26181432
Why do you scare me like this cosgrove

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>>26181286
>>26181496

>>26181390
And a thanks to you too!
>>26181469
Ya, she's quickly becoming a favorite character of mine and I find myself getting annoyed at the canon material for not being as good. Wat.
>>26181502
Glad you like it! Guess you might have missed it on Twitter; sa'll good though. Thanks for running the quest as always!

Oh god, we licked Tessai's moustache when we where drunk didn't we?

>>26181309
You have some good and original ideas, but I feel it's WAY too fucking complicated. Also, it relies far too heavily on them not simply attacking us at any point we reveal something potentially sensitive (such as collaborating with Hirako Shinji).

>>26181608
I bet it tasted of almonds

>>26181608
Fetishes, injecting, stop, etc.

>>26181590
>>26181496
>>26181286
>[covers slowly intensify]
Each one is better than the last. I shudder at the thought of #100

>>26181621
>implying that wasn't cyanide

>>26181612

which is why I posted it so it can be trimmed down into something sensible. I've been stuck home with no work all day and amid chores, laundry, and passing the fuck out, this is what I churned out for everyone to tear down, find the good bits, and build back up.

>>26181539
See.
>>26181563
The idea that diplomacy will even work... Is best left at foolish. (Lets not even get into /what/ was written.)

In terms of the rest, best I can say wait and see what resources we have available before make some large plan that will get thrown out the window because we made a ton assumptions.

>>26181634
I;m scared even imagining where we end up by thread 100, that is if we survive that long.

>>26181656

Fair enough, ON WITH THE QUEST!

>>26181664
Well, think of it this way, we already had thirty threads and the soul society arc hasn't even started yet.

>>26181664
It's just a long montage of Ichigo impregnating all the girls with his Bankai.

>>26181695

and yet we're still months ahead of when he got to Soul Society in the original canon's real time.

So did Urahara spike the drink with something, or does Ichigo just have an absurdly low tolerance for alcohol?

Cover guy here yet again. I wanted to say thanks for all the praise and compliments you guys have been giving me, it really does mean a lot!

That being said, I was combing through the archives and saw that someone is working on a E-Book of Bleach Quest, which I assume are all of Cosgroves story centric posts collected into a neat little package.

A while back I had said I wanted to do covers as sort of "volumes" for the quest like how mangas are published in the US. This brings me to my point...

Are there any drawfriends out there interested in doing cover illustrations for those story arcs?

>>26181582
>GIN! WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY MENTOS!!
>Are you serious? That's what you ask me?
>What?
>Look around, this place is fucking wrecked. That Ichigo kid barged in here last night and killed half the espada's fucking fraccion!
>I thought you had taken the initiative for once and begun remodeling
>I-you know what. Nom fuck this, I'm just gonna go to what's left of my quarters and fap to Rangiku for the rest of the night.
>So you don't know where my Mentos are?

>>26181703
Just got here, did we pick the vizards, fullbringers or Las Noches to wake up in the custody of?

>>26181726
Probably just low tolerance. double nat 1's will do that,

>>26181732

Its isn't a good night unless we get a dose of Improvaizen

>Unfamiliar ceiling, Expensive
>Two people
>full Duffel bag

You groggily open your eyes, as a pounding headache makes opening your eyes a miserable experience. When you can finally focus, it appears that you are in an unfamiliar room, but it looks very expensive.

Looking around blearily, you think it’s a very expensive hotel room. At that point, you become aware of several other things. The first is that there are two figures next to you, one on either side. You look to either side and panic seizes you.

To your left is Neliel and your right Chizuru. You panic, realizing you aren’t wearing a shirt, before you lift the covers and let out a sigh of relief. You still have pants, though they now look expensive as hell, and the girls are both dressed, though in very different outfits than earlier, also both very expensive.

Silently sliding out of the bed without disturbing the two, you notice a large, full duffel bag. Quietly unzipping it, you notice that it’s filled to the brim with numerous high denomination yen bills. Swallowing, you zip it back up and look around before seeing a coat and shirt that looks like they've been riddled with bullet holes, gloves and what looks like some sort of mask, all looking like they match your pants.

You panic slightly, wondering that the HELL you did last night.

You’re in a bedroom and there’s two doors.

>You have control

>>26181744
Oh fucking dammit. We could've ended up with the Vizards.

>>26181732
Aizens mentos have been stolen by a Gillian who is now a Mentos Grande.

>>26181757
WELP
We just robbed someone.

>>26181757
"I've made a huge mistake."

>>26181757
>You have control


We haven't since three threads ago, Cosgrove.

>>You have control

no we don't

>>26181757
>we robbed a bank

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

>>26181757
OPEN THE DOORS!
GET ON THE FLOOR!

>>26181766
Nope, seems we're actually doing a strainpght hangover (hopefully we will meet Mike Tyson at some point).

>>26181757
>bag full of money
>shirt riddled with bullet holes
Holy fucking shit, I thought the "we stole from the Yakuza in a drunken rage" was just a joke!

Shit, get our cellphone, go to the bathroom, and call Ishida and ask him WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED.

>>26181781
We just robbed the yakuza.

Who will probably turn out to be led by Ginjou.

>>26181757
I... Think we may have done a very bad thing.

>>26181757
>>26181744

I think the Fullbringers... oh well.

Take a deep breath, check self for any weapons (Quincy Bangle, Blue Glove, Seele Schneider?)

Wake up Neliel and Chizuru and look out any windows.

>>26181757
>We actually did rob the Yakuza
WELP

>Check for our phone
>Try not to panic
>Deflect all ragepanic onto Urahara

>>26181757
"... this is just like one of my American Movies!"

Hahaha, this is the best thing! I'm actually here! AhahhaHahaha!

>>26181757
Look through pockets of pants.

Check to see condition of rest of hotel room.

GUYS! WHATEVER WE DO, WE NEED TO MEET MIKE TYSON!

>>26181757
wake up the girls pay our Tab tip well then leave have the hotel call a lemo then head home

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>>26181727
....If I don't volunteer, I get the feeling someone's going to ask me to.

I'd need specifics, but I've done title pages before.

Hell, I flat-out illustrated one guy's 40k story once, so it's not something I haven't done before.

>>26181757
Spirit sense to see if we're alone (but for Nel and Chi)! Then see if we can find some water/orange juice and aspirin for everyone since I'm guessing we ain't the only one with a Hangover.

>>26181757
Look out the window to see if there's any police cars or whatever outside.

>>26181757
Look for a naked asian man somewhere in the room.
>>26181782
or this

>>26181757
Check out what kind of mask it is.
Open the door that looks the most like the door to the bathroom. Drink some water. Also, look in the bathroom mirror, inspect face and body for injuries/markings/drunken tattoos/etc.

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>26181757
...Holy shit, we did steal from the Yakuza!

>>26181822
Fucking brilliant, accept that we're about ten years early to make that reference.

>>26181757
IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Does Blut stop bullets?

And if so, why are we not wearing a Superman outfit?

Oh man, and we were doing so well in teaching Harribel and the Tres proper behavior in the human world.
Then we got drunk and either robbed a bank or the Yakuza.

>>26181882
... maybe not the Hangover, but Memento?

Guys, remember those Halloween and New Years filler specials? This is them in Quest form.

>>26181892
Blut stops superhuman sword strikes.

I think that's on the same level as bullets if we're going by my japanese animes.

>>26181757
check for dead bodies

>>26181757
We actualy robbed the Yakuza didn't we

>>26181892
Well blut can stop swords going at sanic speeds from going right through our neck i wouldnt be surprised if it can stop bullets aswell

>>26181727
Oh right, I completely forgot about the covers!
I can add them to the Ebook when I update it on Sunday.

>>26181892
If we're drunk enough for the Zangetsus to be running the show it does! I firmly believe that OMZ is a closet alcoholic and just let Hichigo run wild last night.

Or Uruahara is pranking us.

>>26181932
I'm hoping it turns out in Bleach that there's enough spiritual sensitivity for the yakuza to know a guy or two to deal with situations like this.

>>26181757
>you have control
Suuuuure we do.
Check pockets, talk with nel and chizuru.
We are genre savvy ichigo.

>>26181955
urahara doesnt have this much money and i doubt Ishida could make these clothes THIS fast

Who would win in a fight between Mike Tyson and Kenpachi?

>>26181955
...That'd be hilarious.

>>26181937
Cheers!
You're free to use the ones I've made, but what I'd like to do is instead generate one for each story arc.
Unfortunately I can't draw myself, so ideally Gale or someone else can step in and do some character sketches so we can make it all 100% original content.

>>26181955
One of his more elaborate ones, if that's the case.

Does Chizuru still have her techno-tats?

>>26181973
>THIS fast
He's made clothes in less than an hour before.

>>26181873
This, except if there's a tiger in the bathroom.

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>>26181955

>>26181991
yes. They seem to be permanent as is her yellow eyes.

>>26181973
I'm sure the dude can counterfeit some bills. After all, he's basically counterfeited before.

>>26182006
>I didn't draw her tattoos in the comic
...

fuck

should I change that?

>>26182026
It's her inner world.
She can look however she wants to there.
Don't worry about it.

>>26182018
counterfeited people before rather.

>>26182026
If it's easy, i suppose?

>>26182026
depends how much youre showing of her, could just be wearing makeup

>>26181942
OMZ: Let's go and rob a bank.
Hichigo: What did you say?
OMZ: I've wanted to rob one for years, but Ichigo always wanted to stay pure, but now the time has come!
H: Now you're speaking my language, old man!

>>26182026

If you want, but it still looks very nice as it is.

>captcha: reseHot Marking

Guys don't you remember? we meet up with our childhood friend tsukishima last knight

>>26182006
We should ask her sometime this session if she is okay with her current looks. And explain that she looks awesome.

>>26181974
Mike.

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>>26181955
>/hic/ h-hey eexygo... wy don you go fuck off n rob the yakuza r sumfen? I'm tryna play the poosay gam hur
>Ya? we... oh... well fuck YOU man. I'm gunna be ROLLING in b-iches and money nef time jew see meh...

>>26181973
>urahara doesnt have this much money
I'm pretty sure Urahara has his own damn printing press somewhere hidden away in the shop. It's Soul Society currency that seems to be a problem for him.

Find phone, call Ishida, Chad or Hime

"WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT AND WHO DID I DO IT WITH!?"

>>26182114
>in before sex in an elevator

Oh god... OH GOD
OUR DAD'S SUPPOSED TO BE COMING OVER TODAY!

>>26182114
Nah start off with an apology.

In my headcanon, drunk-Nel talks in the same accent as child-Nel.

>>26182159
>jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

>>26182159
Your headcanon tries to give you perforated eardrums?

Ok, ok, stay calm.

-Look out window
-Peep through the doors

If neither of these actions brings any form of enlightenment, then wake Chizuru and see if she remembers what happened.

>>26182159
I am completely okay with this.

>>26182026
Gale, that comic is fucking awesome! If you want to revisit it that would be cool, but in all honesty I think it's so close to perfect as is that you should leave it be. We can think of plenty of reasons for Chizuru to show up as a normal human in our inner world, so don't worry about it.

writing

>>26182196
>

Seconded on that count, Gale, seconded.

>>26182068
Replace the word "bank" with the word "syndicate" and we'll be on the same page.

>>26181974
>implying that Kenpachi isn't Mike Tyson.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unstoppable force?

>>26182153
Which means that if we call the clinic, everyone will be out.

And I'd wager that Ichigo never bothered to memorize anyone's cell phone numbers, instead just marking them under 'contacts'.

>>26182273
One activates their magical face tattoo, and the other takes off their eyepatch.

>>26182273
the universe is created

>>26182273
The end of all things.
It would be like Kenpachi fighting The Undertaker at Wrestlemania.

>>26182273
Orgasms, if my housemate's cockfighting is any indication.

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kind of amazed this hasn't been posted yet

>>26182297

Mike Tyson is a Full Bringer? Awesome!

>>26182318

...my sides...my poor poor sides...

>>26182318
Just switch blue guy for Chizuru

>>26182319
>full bringer
His power is ten trillion pigeons.

You whisper the words before rummaging through your pockets. You find your phone, some keys, a roll of money, your wallet, and a… roll of mentos?

You let out a sigh before you open the door you THINK is to the bathroom. Upon opening it, quietly, you quickly shut it. Because, asleep in the bathtub, is a sleeping panda bear?

Quickly puuling out your phones, you look out the windows for cop cars, only to see nothing unusual. Dialing Ishida, you hear a his ringtone go off from what seems to be the other room that wasn’t the bathroom.

You hear his voice, tired, come from the speaker.

“Kurosaki?”

>You have control

>>26182318
Wat

>>26182319
This is canon.

>>26182338
and Renjie for Hime

>>26182319
Oh god this is going to be a thing now.

>>26182344
forgot the line "I've made a huge mistake." at the beginning

>>26182344
Go up to Ishida and ask him what the fuck happened.

>>26182344
"What did we do last night and who did we do it with?"

>>26182368
delete and repost?

>>26182344
Oh fuck... oh fuck... oh fuck!

"... Ishida. hey. Um... are you with anyone?"

>>26182306
We have GOT to introduce the 11th Division to professional wrestling.

>>26182344
Do you remember what happened last night?

>>26182362
>>26182346
>>26182340
This needs to be drawn.

>>26182196
>>26182227
the first page is still utterly awful, though.

>>26182383
PANIC

>>26182344
"I'm going to hedge my bets and offer my sincerest apologies for what happened last night."

>>26182344
>Continue talking on the phone
>Try not to panic
>Panic
>"Oh thank god Ishida... where are you, are you ok? What the hell happened last night?"

>>26182344

"Ishida...I have no idea what happened last night...but I'm wearing expensive clothes I've never seen before, the jacket of which is riddled with bullet holes...and I've got a dufflebag of high denomination yen...and there is a panda in the hotel bathtub...I think we're in trouble...come to the door you hear me knocking on in a second okay"

>>26182382
no

>>26182386
You mean to boxing.

>>26182344
"You okay?"
Open the other door, see what state he's in.

>>26182344
there is a Panda in the bathroom. There is a fucking panda in the bathroom. What the hell happened last night?

>>26182344
"What happened last night, man? I've got a duffel bag full of bills and no Hime in sight. I am a dead ma..no, wait, EXTRA dead man if there is no good explanation for this."

>>26182419
Alcohol.

Well we should ask him if he remembers what happened last night.

>>26182424
I dunno, Alcohol's a pretty good explanation for anything.

>>26182362
I for one support this happening for ever and always.

... because why the hell not?

>>26182456
We need to recruit Mike Tyson. He could single handedly kill everyone in SS if needed.

>>26182344
Come to the bathroom, we have a major problem.

>>26182413
Hey. Tyson is a member of D-Generation-X. Wrestling.

Besides, I'm sure they could get a kick out of the over dramatic soap opera stories and the over drawn fake fighting in the ring.

>captcha unnnwed homomorphic

... damn it captcha. You are not implying anything about anyone, you hear!?

>>26182344
>We dial Ishida before Hime
Well on the bright side at least we didn't dial Hime and have Ishida pick up.

>>26182473
One Punch.

>>26182473
Only if he's actually here.

I suggest that if it does happen, then Ishida is the one that gets punched out during his In the Air Tonight bit.

>>26182494

After we get Ishida in the room with us, we should dial Orihime.

>>26182494
It's because we can count on Ishida to be reasonable.

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dumping more

I'm kinda expecting Ishida to have woken up next to Orihime at this stage. Or maybe the Tres.

>>26182344
Take his phone and see if he took any pictures last night. Delete anything too incriminating of us.

>>26182531
No.

>>26182518
So which one of us is Zach Galifunakas?

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>>26182531
have another

>>26182430
As sung by Gogol Bordello.

>>26182493
Ikkaku would probably believe it was real. Especially if we show them Japanese wrestling.

>>26182563
>>26182531
>>26182318
Would you kindly delete these?

>>26182344
Just hang up and open the door.

>>26182530
>implying we won't find evidence he was even crazier than us last night

>>26182613
That's pretty rude don't you think?

>>26182579
... or anything from CZW. Shit is filled with guys hitting each other with lighttubes, barbed wire, and fucking weedwackers.

>>26182613
Second this. I hope we can pick handcuffs.

writing

>>26182627
Yeah maybe just say "Wait a sec, turns out we're in the same place."

>>26182650
That creeping feeling of dread is crawling over my soul again...

>>26182621
Oh I know he did.

>>26182627
Yes. I also think we are seriously hung over, in panic mode and not really thinking that far ahead.

>>26182665
It's a comedy arc, what could go wrong?

>>26182665
No, sure we might die or worse in this arc, but this entire set up is comedy gold and I trust Cos to play that to the fullest.

>>26181309

This plan is fucking terrible and wont even come close to working

>>26182695
he could have slept with Tatsuki?

>>26182695
FULL KUBO

>>26182344

Bust open the door, get on the floor

EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR

>>26182695
Yakuza could kidnap our sisters and burn down the family clinic? Keigo could get shot and become Aizen? Dunno, but I hope we find out! (no, I don't.)

>>26182695
>>26182706
It seems to have become tradition to state fear when Cos posts that one word.

In before we are in Los Nochos. And the panda is an arancar.

>>26182695
Nothing. We all know this is just gonna turn out to be Hanatarou's dream.

I'm not imagining us and Ishida in black and white suits respectively blut'd up and drunkenly attacking a warehouse filled with thugs? Yakuza? Cops? We don't know. Each laughing like maniacs running and gunning with auto pistols that would make scenes in Shoot Em Up look reasonable.

>>26182755

Nah, nah

We're in the Omeada Noble Compound or in the spiffy and modern remodeled 2nd Division Barracks...either way we are fucked.

>>26182755
Pretty sure we're still in Japan, but your probably right on that other point.

>>26182319
That's why Punchout is so impossible!

>>26182799
>remodeled 2nd Division Barracks
>"Oh god are we dead?!"
>/adjusts glasses/ "Well technically YOU are..."

“Ishida… There is a Panda in the bathroom. There is a fucking panda in the bathroom. What the hell happened last night?”

“Wha? Kurosaki just a-” "Just what happened last night, man?! I've got a duffel bag full of bills and no Hime in sight. I am a dead ma..no, wait, EXTRA dead man if there is no good explanation for this!"

You cut him off, your eyes wide as you look around the room as you try and fail not to panic.

There’s silence from the other end. “I’ll call you back in a moment.”

He hangs up as you open the door, revealing Ishida, wearing a very fancy but rumpled tuxedo, looking at his phone, expression on of confusion, then concern, and then panic. He looks up at you.

“What the fuck happened last night and where is Asano, Kurosaki?”

You freeze and stare at him. “What? Chizuru and Neliel are in there, man. Keigo isn’t here!”

He shakes his head, showing you a picture of you leaning on Chizuru and Keigo, as his face is lightly flushed, all three of you are laughing.

Ishida lets out a deep breath as you call Orihime, only to get her voicemail.

>Actions?

>>26182807
>>26182799

We can go to that desert anytime we want thou, like after we rob the mob

>>26182807
>It's an Arrancar in their released form.

>>26182843
Call Urahara. Then wake everybody up and have them search their pockets.

>>26182716
By "he" you mean Ichigo? Yeah that would not be good. But we'd probably have lost at least one tooth if we'd done that...

>>26182843

Wake up Nel and Chizuru. Compare everyone's stories. Try to figure out what the fuck happened last night.

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>>26182755
No, the bear is COSGROVE.

>>26182843
Call Keigo.

>>26182843

To the roof!!

>>26182843
Browse through our own phone for pictures.

Also try calling Chad?

>>26182843
>"Uh.... hi Hime, I just want to open up and say I'm sorry for anything I might have done last night. I can't remember anything and I'm freaking out. Please PLEASE call me back and tell me you're ok. Bye babe."

>>26182843
SPIRIT SENSE

>>26182879
GAADO

MAI

OOOOHH!

>>26182843
Check the roof. Always check the roof.

REMEMBER THE MOVIES!
The primary thing we need to do:
Call everyone
Check our pockets
Check the roof

>>26182843
wake up everyone, phone Chad, Mizuiro, Tatsuki, Dad, Urahara.
then search the building from rooftop to subbasement room by room for clues

wake everyone up and call urahara

>>26182843
Show Ishida the bag full of bills, the jacket with bullet holes, and the mask.

Say that we think we can put some of the pieces together.

>>26182843

Leave a panic striken voice mail about how whatever happend last night, whatever happens to us now, we love her and Momo.

Wake Chizuru and Neliel.

>>26182843
Check our phone for pictures then, carefully, wake the girls up. Our only lead on Keigo is that picture Ishida has, so see if we can figure out where it was taken.

>>26182900
Supporting Spirit Sense.

>>26182843
Check your phones gallery for photos, and recent calls

Then Wake the Gals, of cource mentioning how nice Nel looks in a dress.

Chizuru: "I dont get a compliment?"
"Eh."

>>26182895
Yeah this.

>>26182900
Let's do this!

Rolled 6

>>26182926

>>26182914
>>26182905
>>26182890
Ten years too early.

>>26182928
voting literally anything apart from this. I would rather not die to chizuru with a hangover.

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>>26182919
Does the mask resemble our Hollow mask?
Also turn on the news.
Captcha knows what I'm talking about.

>>26182879
Mother of mercy. We are doomed.

Rolled 20

>>26182942
Might as well roll.

>>26182895
Can't hurt.
Change "bye babe" to "love ya babe" though.

>>26182863
Either, actually.

>>26182843
>No Keigo
>No Hime

...BAD THINGS HAVE HAPPENED

>>26182895
this

>>26182900
this

and
>>26182925
this.

>>26182958
Yeah if there is a tv in the room, we should turn it on to a news station.

>>26182965
WELP

>>26182965
Well rolled.

>>26182843
wake up everyone, check pockets. get to the roof and spirit sense from there while looking for weird things

>>26182965
We found Doug!

>>26182843
Leave Hime a message appologizing for anything; state our worry about her ask for her to call back
Turn on news
Check phone for any photos, voicemail, or texts

>>26182965
...we know where everyone is.

>>26182903
>>26182961
I made more than just that one.
I will use them as Cosgrove Intensifies.

>>26183004
We don't know where Keigo is.

>>26182973
>No Keigo
>No Hime

That would support my theory that Orihime is the "Her" Aizen referred to in Keigo's dream.

Writing commences.

>>26183004
I think we just discovered that Keigo isn't on the map (or necessarily in this dimension).

>>26183023
that makes no sense at all

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>>26183027

>>26183023
...It's way too early for that.

>>26183056
>>26182879
HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING THINGS DO YOU HAVE

>>26183023
That would be a dick move

>>26182965
>You detect something, on the roof.

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"I have no idea what happened last night, but I'm going to hit you now Ichigo."

>>26183068
More apparently.

>>26182965
Did we just gain the ability to track our social links via spirit threads.

>>26183080
>Starrk is sleeping on the ledge, covered in lipstick kisses

>>26183063
True true, just having a bit of speculative fun while waiting.

>>26183068
Don't underestimate my gif-editing prowess.

I make them as soon as I find a good gif of one or the other.

>>26183092
best fucking ability ever.

>>26183106
so speculative as normal!

HOORAY~

Argh, I have no middle ground for ideas or speculation, I either offer complete rambling stupid or awesome ideas...no middle ground.

>>26183092
That would be so incredibly useful.

>>26183098
"I met a woman.

Her name was Candi. With a heart in the I."

"We're married."

>>26183126
Aww don't worry, I don't think so.

>Hime doesn't answer
PANIC

The good news is that it looks like we didn't cheat on her or Momo with anyone. So that's a plus.
Also maybe Nel got it on in a way with Chizuru which is another plus.

>>26183147
Poor Candi. She's now doomed to a marriage the the incarnation of sloth.

>>26183147
"Lily lives with her now."

>>26183147
..."I have no idea what she looks like or where she is."

>>26183173
We don't actually know that yet, so don't get your hopes up.

>>26183173
probably, and no
still has pants and they still clothed
most likely no sexy times had by any parties

>>26183199
we wreck our relationship in a comedy arc...
well I guess tragedy is a technically a comedy...
Cosgrove couldn't be so cruel though...

>>26183227
They're different clothes than before.

Original Clothes-No Clothes-Fun-New Clothes

>>26183227
We all have new cloths...

>>26183250

Though our clothes are full of bullet holes.

Hitsugoya takes the place of the short asian guy from community. What do?

>>26183284
Kill him and move on they don't have our Doug anyway.

>>26183284
beat HIM with the damn crowbar

>>26183284
Laugh. This will be great.

>>26183284
Defenestrate him?

>>26183310
What about Black Doug?

So we checked our phone and it's just the next day right?

Is it still morning?

>>26183320
You mean the guy that can't keep his drugs straight?

>>26183320
that'd probbably be Tousen. we don't want him

>>26183284
Feed him to mike tyson.

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>>26183284
"YOU WANNA FUCK WITH-A ME?!!?"

>>26183332
/whispering/ "We told him we locked him in a trunk, but really we just put him in an open suitcase in the bathroom."

>>26183349
Good luck he's behind 8 trillion pigeons.