>>26233706
Chuckle along with them. "...Okay, you got me good this time. But you girls must realize that this means war and I WILL get you back at some point."

>>26233706

East coast here, holy shit. Also, IC:
'What the shit? '

>>26233706
"Okay, I've been gotten. NOW WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!"

>>26233752
Yeah, this works. Also give Urahara a look which implies the same. Make him sweat.

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>>26233775
So...none of pic related?

Ah well...

>>26233706
Try to be angry, fail after a false start.
"Alright, alright. You got me good, I can't deny that.
"But could someone tell me what actually happened beyond me beating up a bunch of Yakuza? And seriously, what was up with that panda?"

>>26233706
So, I'm pretty sure we robbed the mob, but what was up with that Panda?

>>26233825
Not without the wish crystal

>>26233825
joke about being turned into a magic girl, then ask what happend last night

We NEED a "I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE FOR THIS" (not word by word, but some kind of oath of retribution) in order to somewhat soothe our manly pride.
>>26233752
Like that, for example.
Of course we /could/ fall to our knees and howl at the heavens but that would be a bit too much and not quite IC.

>Writing, sorry got distracted reading a comic.

>>26233706
Oh thank goodness you don't have magic gender changing powers.

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>>26234052
It's early, so comics are perfectly understandable.

Also, Holy **** talk about convenient timing, get out of work early and find some BLEACHQUEST!

>>26234081
Those might be the only magic powers she /doesn't/ have... who knows what she's like once she goes all out.

>>26234082
> 4chan
> self censorship
What in the...

stare in awe as we shake our hand, trying to form words. "Yeeaaaahhhhhhhh.... fuck you, and fuck you Urahara," we say, flipping him the bird. As we jump to our feet, "That crosses a couple lines of lines that you should have known about. So that was of course a declaration of war." We steeple our fingers together as we look at the three of them, staring into each of their eyes in turn. "Prepare yourselves. Because," we say as we spread our hands wide. "I will get you back."

>>26234149
...and thus Ichigo began his study of Keikaku.

>>26234116
>who knows what she's like once she goes all out.
The only person in this quest who won't die even when killed. Time for everyone around her to bite the dust as IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING.

>>26234190
TUMBLING DOWN

You look around staring, bewildered, before you begin to chuckle along with them. You look at Chizuru, Orihime and finish up, staring at Urahara.

"...Okay, you got me good this time. But you girls must realize that this means war and I WILL get you back at some point."

Urahara gives you a challenging nod, his grin revealed for am moment’s time. You let out a sigh. “So last night?”

Orihime gives you a grin. “Yup, all part of Mister Urahara’s plan. After you, Uryuu, Neliel, and Keigo passed out, we set up the whole thing. We planned to get Chizuru, too, but she‘s immune or something.”

You raise an eyebrow. “When can I ask what’s with the panda?”

Everyone freezes as Urahara looks at you confused. “What panda?”

He clears his throat before looking at everyone. “Alright, everyone. Time to start wrapping up for the night!”

You feel a slight tug on your shirt a quiet voice you can barely hear speaks. “Hey, Ichigo, while a lot of tonight was a prank, the talk we had wasn’t. Thank you.”

Chizuru walks past you and smiles and into the room. On the way, she gropes a surprised Tatsuki before fleeing from the enraged Karate practitioner, cackling madly.

You stare at the group, looking at Urahara for a moment, making sure eh knows. It might not happen anytime soon, but vengeance would be yours.

>You have control

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AWWWWWWWWW yeah, time for Bleach Quest!

"There will be a reckoning"

>>26234299
>"What panda?"
Oh dear...more may have happened than we thought.

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>>26234299

"I really want to sleep in my own bed tonight, someone needs to let Harrible, Nel, Stark, Lily, appacci,mila, and sung sun into the warehouse where urahara set up beds. Everyone else should go home or whereever they want to rest for training tomorrow."

If Orihime wants to spend the night at the clinic, awesome! Hey, she us and Tatsuki (if she is going back to her house tonight which is a few houses over from the clinic) can walk home together and talk...and find out how the hell no one found out that Orihime, Momo, and us were a thing? How did Orihime not tell anyone...how did Ishida not tell anyone?

so does that mean no one stole loads of money and fucked up the Yakuza? where'd the money come from and the tv report.
I have the weird feeling it actually happened

>>26234361

(forgot to add)
Gather up our bag of bullet riddled clothes, our duffle bag of yen (unless its being taken back by someone), our box with the Sanrei Glove, and our box of condoms. We aren't leaving all of this at the shop.

>>26234369
Just double check this, then >>26234361

>>26234369
Yeah let's ask about the stuff on TV.

>>26234461
Yeah, we should really ask about this.

I think they set us up...and then we went and actually did stuff before getting back in position somehow.

Chizuru really needs to open up to other people aside from Ichigo.

Does that mean we can't buy the apartments?

>>26234299
Check that sleeping arrangements for our friends from Ghost Mexico have been made.
Ask Urahara if he also arranged the stuff that was on TV.
Then walk with Hime and Tatuski home so we can get some sleep.

>>26234504

If Tatsuki walks with us back to her house, we can chat with her when she complains about Chizuru being a lech. Something along the lines of "Yeah, its not like she's being honest with herself and all in on it in front of other people when she'll get nothing but backlash from people over being a freak for an aspect of herself she has no control over," then scratch our UNNATURALLY ORANGE HAIR.

>writing

>>26234570
DREAD

Three things.

Hiyori said Mashiro would probably come with, we should ask about that so we can have a nerd out about Rider with her.
>mfw we do a henshin scene with her and Chizuru

Also I saw the Quincy Yuzu a few threads back, good job drawfag. On that note we should ask goat chin about getting them some training for their defense.

How are we going to set up the angry shortbus special shipping?

>>26234553
I don't think Tatsuki is anti-gay so much as she's against Chizuru openly attempting to molest girls and groping their boobs. Imagine if a guy was doing that, shit would just not be okay.

>>26234504
That isn't exactly the easiest thing for people to do.

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>>26234570
My body is ready

>>26234630
It would be if it was Japan and on a subway.

just had a though; Hiyori said that mashiro thinks we're kamen rider after last night, SERIOUSLY what did we do?

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>>26234639
fuck wrong image

>>26234553
Being a lesbian doesn't mean she has to be a lech. Having an interest in girls doesn't necessitate public groping.

Tatsuki has a right to her fury, just as she would if anyone else randomly groped her or her best friend.

>>26234630
That and she did keep trying to molest her friend alot, so its a little personal.

>>26234553
Where'd he get that hair anyway. Unless I remember wrong, Ichigo/Orihime/Chizuru are the only normals (well, they all were pre-series anyway) with weird hair-colors in the show. Obviously weird colors aren't strange in anime, but it's strange none of their schoolmates/family have weird hair - not even blonde, but all black/brown!

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>>26234652
I think the first one worked.

>>26234662
Isn't Yuzu blonde or something? Also Ichigo's mum had orange hair.

>>26234642
I somehow doubt it would be okay for Tatsuki. Japan's weirdness aside, I think there'd be a fresh corpse left on board in her case.

>>26234677
Its anime japan everyone has crazy hair.

“Wait, what about the clothes and TV report?”

Hiyori snorts. Please, we came here last night and talked with Urahara. Many of us didn’t feel comfortable with going so I decided to wait and see. The Kamen Rider bit was all Mashiro. As for the TV? That was a prerecording made here with Lisa as the anchor woman. And the front desk? Keisei.”

She grins at you. “And to be honest, it was fun as hell to see them , Urahara and your friends set it all up.”

You let out a sigh. The bags with the alternate outfits and money are gone, but you grab the box Ishida gave you along with the box your father set down.

"I really want to sleep in my own bed tonight, someone needs to let Harrible, Neliel, Starrk, Lilynette, Appacci, Mila Rose, and Sung-Sun into the warehouse where Urahara set up beds. Everyone else should go home or wherever they want to rest for training tomorrow."

You wave at them, Harribel going to go talk to Neliel, as Orihime and Tasuki follow you. Tatsuki looks a bit annoyed, but still amused. “Alright, I’m heading home, too.”

Orihime gives a nod of agreement and the three of you set out back to your home.

>You have control

>>26234631
I know, it's actually harder now because I'M NOT HUMAN ANYMOOOOORE etc.
>>26234657
>>26234655
>>26234630
These. It IS her BFF. Others would have reduced the offender to pulp already.
Okay, taking too much of a realistic approach here but it IS understandable she's not very fond of her hijinks.

>>26234553
Dunno whether we should really whiteknight her when talking to tats...
If anything, we might wanna promise to reign her in a little. Bros don't let bros become sex offenders.

>>26234681
No one can escape the wrath of the magical subway rapists of Japan.

>>26234662
Ichigo got it from his mother.

No clue about the other two. Probably similar cases.

>>26234655
>>26234657

"Yeah, a good point...especially after I ran all the way back afraid of just that...maybe she'll calm down once we find someone whose interested back in her"

>>26234662
Reddish/Auburn hair is uncommon but still natural in Japan. Chizuru and Ichigo have the only outright unnatural colors for humans.

Ichigo's is unnatural because, lets face it, unnatural colors might be a spiritually energized thing. Chizuru, in canon, I have no idea.

>>26234696

Walk home at a leisurely pace and try to think of anything that we missed. Then practice our sneaking by sneaking back in past our dad.

>>26234696
Talk to Tasuki about Honsho or something.

>>26234696
"So, Tatsuki, how you handling everything?"

>>26234719
If people dyed their hair in anime you know thats what she'd do.

>>26234696
"...what about the panda?"

So instead of the Hangover it turned out to be the Bachelor Party.

>>26234759
"What panda?"

>>26234696
Okay, I have a plan for vengeance.

Do it for real. We'll crush and rob the Yakuza while cosplaying as Kamen Rider, with help from Keigo (for dramatic effects and lighting) and Mizuiro (for coordinating the entire event).

We'll make the news, and cause mass spit-takes by the conspirators.

Also, we'll have Mashiro's adoration for real this time.

>>26234553
>she gets a free pass to grope and molest people because she's gay
Yeah, no.

>>26234748
this sounds like a good plan.

>>26234739
About Honsho, and ask her and Orihime how NO ONE else figured out about Orihime, Momo, and us. If Kai is with us, grill him on the matter too.

Sigh, emotion & relation ships may be just as tiring as dealing with a solid month of Ghost shenanigans....

also

"Tatsuki...I didn't know you were watching me back then...I'm sorry I pushed you and everyone else away then...I thought you wouldn't be able to understand that I was looking for her...looking for her to say I was sorry...to say goodbye...on the river bank..."

>>26234748
Seconding this. We haven't talked to Tatsuki in a while and she used to be a Best Friend.

>>26234781
we should do this, possibly tonight, by the time we come back from SS most of the heat might have died down

>>26234748
>>26234788
>>26234794
Supporting Tatsuki Social Link.

Seriously, she was our best friend. There's no way we're pulling a Canon!Ichigo and casting her aside.

>>26234677
Yuzu looks more light brown to me.

>>26234781
This is the best idea ever

>>26234781

YES.

>>26234781
It'll be a nice comedy-thread after we get back from SS.

>>26234781
> tfw you can't find any Yakuza and just waste your night
At most we'll find some random gambling ring or something.

writing.

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>>26234781

>>26234299
"Wait, so you made a fake news report and set it to air exactly when I turned the tv on?"

>>26234965
It was probably in a vcr or some shit. Chizuru was in on it, I'm sure she could've pressed play when we weren't looking.

>>26234965

Or just looped it over a closed network. Remember, Urahara is a Mad Scientist and a Wizard

>>26234965
Ah, posted late.

That's what I get for not refreshing more often.

>>26234981
Now when you say wizard...

>>26234992
>That's what I get for not refreshing more often.
> not using autorefresh
wat

>>26234946
We'll have to orchestrate the event and plan well ahead. We can locate and bug various Yakuza members in order to determine their primary centers of power, and then orchestrate a "meeting" between the various groups using Keigo's powers in order to draw them all to one location...a location with prearranged media attention via an anonymous tip to several reporters and/or prearranged live cameras streaming to a major news network.

Then we make our appearance with full dramatic lighting, sound effects, and speeches.

Other plans are fine too, but it's not something we should just do on the fly. At least a solid week of part-time preparation is going to be necessary.

You know, if it turns out that Neliel really is spy, I'd be kind of disappointed in Urahara for not vetting her at all when she was too shitfaced for subterfuge.

>>26235045
If she is and he knows, he already took counter subterfuge measures against her without her knowing when she was unconscious.

The man plays the long con

>>26235062
>>26235045
>implying Urahara isn't the real villain

>>26235073
>Implying he isn't working for the Soul King.

>>26235083
>implying there is a soul king
>implying it isn't just the heart

>>26235083
I don't trust the soul king, his eyes unsettle me

>>26235092
>Implying the heart isn't actually a euphemism for Kubo.

"So, Tatsuki, how you handling everything?"

Tatsuki looks at you with a raised eyebrow. “you mean all of the revelations that there’s actually ghosts, you weren’t some crazy kid, there’s an army of ghosts whose base we’re invading, or the fact you’re in a threesome with my best friend?”

She shrugs. “The first three I’ve come to terms with over the past week. We might not exactly be close friends anymore, but I’m not going to stand by and let someone I know get hurt, even if that person WAS laying about being your cousin.”

Her look sours. “And for the last bat? Well, can’t say I’m /too/ happy about hearing that, but Orihime’s talked with me and she seems okay with it, so…”

She high-fives Orihime. “Nice.”

She smirks at you. “I wondered what it would take for you to get out of that shell of yours. Still, if you make Orihime cry, I’ll kick your ass, got it?”

You give her a serious nod and look away. "Tatsuki...I didn't know you were watching me back then...I'm sorry I pushed you and everyone else away then...I thought you wouldn't be able to understand that I was looking for her...looking for her to say I was sorry...to say goodbye...on the river bank..."

Tatsuki grimaces. “It was painful, y’know? The kid that was a crybaby just standing there, looking so lost… and then you stopped. You stopped being that crybaby, stopped smiling. And when you left when you beat me, it felt… I don’t know… Final? Like that you were saying goodbye.”
(1/2)

>>26235103

She shakes her head. “But that’s the past, too. No point in dwelling in it. We’ve got too much to worry about in the future, anyway. But could you do something about Chizuru?”

You shrug. “Well, I can’t force her to change, but I’ll ask her to reign it in a little.”

Tatsuki gives you a grateful nod. “Well, this is my stop. See you all tomorrow.”

She waves, turning the corner leaving you and Orihime, who looks at you. “Do you want me to stay with you, or to go back to my apartment Ichigo. I don’t want to upset your dad, but I’d like to spend some time with you.”

>you have control

>>26235108
We can just walk and talk a little.
We won't exactly get a lot of that once we sneak into Spooky Ghost Headquaters.

>>26235108
stay, it'll be fine

>>26235108
I don't mind you coming with, let's just not get carried away tonight.

>>26235108

"I really don't want to be alone tonight,even with everyone all around me and making new allies on the otherside...I felt alone and cut off, Orihime...and this past week...even surrounded by everyone...I'm willing to bet you've never felt more alone in your life, have you?"

captcha: leave trustt

>>26235108
Her place

>>26235108
"You know all three of them will be listening outside the door right?

>>26235108
"Sure, I don't think he'll be too upset. If he's upset with anyone, it's me. And we may not have many chances to talk once we're in Soul Society, so I'd like to be with you until then."

>>26235108
Our place. If we go to her place, we might get distracted by fading-to-black. If we go to our place, we might get some character development because we don't want Dad barging in in the middle of things.

>>26235168
that comes across as way too whiny

>>26235173
Yeah this.

>>26235168
To muchv
angst

>>26235173
support

Should we mention a pregnancy test?

>writing's underway

>>26235258
I think so.

>>26235258
Yes, but don't do it very suddenly. Ease into it. I hate to mention this, but her powers could erase it from existence. Just a thought that popped up.

>>26235258
Although now that I think about it, Ishin will probably mention it

So who has better taste in couches, Aizen or Darkseid?

>>26235337
Darkseid doesn't do couches. He's more of a LAZBoy man - and he doesn't slouch, like most villains do.

You give her a smile. “Sure, you can come home with me. You know all three of them will be listening outside the door right?”

She gives you a peck on the cheek and a mischievous grin. “Oh? And what did you think we were going to do?”

She twirls in front of you. “Honestly, I just want to spend some time with you.We weren’t too carefully last time, either.”

You cough and look away. “Did you check to see if… anything happened because of it?”

Orihime blinks in surprise. “Anythnig happened?”

You grimace. “Because we weren’t careful?”

Orihime’s look turns into one of understanding as she shakes her head. “No, I did. It came back negative. Which, considering all that’s happened, is probably for the best. We’re still in school, after all and about to go on a dangerous rescue mission. But, thanks for asking.”

You give her a nod and the two of you walk to your house, hand in hand, making small talk. When you arrive at the door, Orihime smiles mischievously at you.

“Should we try to sneak in?”

>Yes, 1d20
>nah
>write in

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>>26235337

Darkseid, who is already in fact the New God of comfortable funiture...and the Tiger Force.

>>26235412
Okay, then who has better taste in furniture in general?

Rolled 18

>>26235414

"Lets"

Rolled 12

>>26235414
EVERYBODY DO THE CREEP

>>26235427
Probably Aizen.

Rolled 12

>>26235414
sneaking time

>>26235435
That might just work.

Rolled 20, 11 = 31

this is a sneaking mission

Rolled 20

>>26235464
What is this Darkvision quest?

>>26235480
>that horrible feel when you roll the wrong dice

>>26235485
>>26235464

Is it something underground? Cause that sounds pretty cool.

>>26235485
>>26235498

It's nothing at all, right now. Just playing around with the foolz archival function.

>>26235414
Yes.
Not rolling because that 18 is good enough for me.

Rolled 6, 2, 16 = 24

Alrighty, then.

>>26235414
/panic.
That would have been problematic. Does Urahara Shoten stock condoms?

>>26235594

Isshin shoved a box into our arms, in front of all of our friends. It was embarrassing

>>26235594
Issin already gave us some.

>>26235607
>>26235608
Father of the year

>20vs6,2,16

You nod at her and carefully begin the process of sneaking back into your house. You see that the lights are mostly off, except one in the living room, and you quietly slip upstairs with Orihime, not making a sound. When you arrive in your room, Orihime smiles at you.

“So, Ichigo. What do you want to do. We could talk, or I could give you a massage or if you need to grab a bath, that… would be a good idea, actually.”

>Bath
>Massage
>Talk
>Sleep
>write in

>>26235616
Not that uncommon really.

>>26235626
Bath.

>>26235626

Quick Bath, then Talk

>>26235626
>would be a good idea, actually.
Huh. We must reek then.
>Bath

>>26235626
>Bath
>Talk

>>26235673
That.
Then We giver her a massage and bed everyone goes to bed.
...I swear if you people fade-to-black us again.
We really can't afford to be distracted right now.

Why not bath AND talk. So long as no hanky-panky happens near the sisters.

>>26235759
this guy gets it

>>26235717
Are you thinking of starting a quest on /tg/, but running it on foolz so as to avoid thr trolls and anti-quest fags?

>>26235626
sleep

>>26235824
>>26235717
Shit I would totally join that.

Alright, writing.

>>26235824
>>26235850
What would a quest with such a title even be about?

>>26235903
someone who a) has DARK and edgy visions b) someone who could see in the dark c) drow

>>26235903
Probably drows. Or it's called dark vision because most people can't see it, unless they are on foolz.

>>26235903
It could be done completely on Foolz, using ghost replies that are only visible there, running in the shadows of this one.

>>26235928
it could be going on right now...under our noses...

>Bath
>talk

You give yourself a discreet sniff and find that you somewhat reek. Wincing you give her a nod. “Alright. Just give me a minute. I’ll go grab a bath.”

She gives you a nod and you grab some pajamas and walk out of your room ,closing the door behind you. You try to grab a quick shower. You towel off and dress in your sleep clothes. When you re-enter your room, you see Orihime, dressed in one of your pajama tops, laying asleep on your bed.

Looks like she must have dozed off waiting for you.

>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep
>Tuck her in sleep on the futon
>wake her
>Write in

Do you even know if Hex can write?

>>26235971
Climb in.

>>26235971
>>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep

>>26235971
>>Tuck her in sleep on the futon

>>26235971
>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep

>>26235971

Take a moment to massage our wrist underneath the sealing bracelet, idly try to feel out with our sixth sense to see if that's still usable or not. Put the Sanrei glove in the closet, and the box of condoms in our desk. Turn off the light, and climb into bed, carefully, with Orihime...and for tonight, hold her close...drifting off to sleep.

>>26235971
>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep

>>26235971
>Write in
Not like it's gonna be counted, but...
"Psst! Kai, you in here?"
Interrogate him for an unbiased opinion of what happened while he was in Ichigo's body.

captcha: purchased hatlast
Yes, we may need to put on the hat, but that's not the most important thing right now.

>>26235971
>>Tuck her in sleep on the futon
Alright.
No shenanigans.

>>26235971
>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep
Cuddling, even if vaguely implied, is topmost tier.

>>26235971
>>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep
Talks in the morning.

>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep
You quietly turn off the lights and approach the bed. You smile down at her before carefully pulling the blankets down without disturbing her.

You slide in next to her and being the blankets over the both of you, wrapping your arm around her. Reacting to your body heat, she turns towards you and curls in.

You drift off to sleep to the light sounds of her breathing, sleeping peacefully.

When you wake up, its morning. You crack your eyes open, Orihime’s body laying on yours, straddling you, her legs intertwined with yours.

>You have control

>>26236262
kiss her awake, clearly

>>26236262
Cuddle for a bit longer.
Attempt to hide morning wood.

>>26236262
hug and return to sleep.

>>26236262
>Orihime’s body laying on yours, straddling you, her legs intertwined with yours
>You have control

Do we really?

Whisper and nudge her awake, I guess. Before anyone in the family barges in the room for a surprise "Good morning!"

>>26236262
"I'm the luckiest ghost in the world".
Kiss forehead, proceed to disentangle yourself.
Put on clothes and take a shower.

>>26235975
>Do you even know if Hex can write?

If you like horribly pretentious prose, then sure.

>>26235928
>>26235940
> all those shadowruns

>>26235922
>>26235920
>>26235850
>>26235824
Damn, I just might have to run it now.

>>26236262
hide the wood

Rolled 6

>>26236262
Rolling to roll out of bed

>>26236322
You could make a secondary quest that you run in the foolz archives of Bleach Quest. It could be about Improvaizen.

>>26236262
Kiss her on the cheek, and carefully disentangle ourselves.
Gotta get up before dad barges in. Again.

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Rolled 6

>>26236342
Look on foolz.

>>26236348
>Gotta get up before dad barges in. Again.
> in short.... and this is why I'm so good at sealing Kido
We REALLY need to learn some tricks from Tessai. Magical booby traps are FUN.

>>26236342
mite be fun.
I just lack that cutting sense of humour.

>>26236262

Kiss her awake. Poke her gently on the nose. "Hey there, you. Sleep well?" Playful wakeup is best wakeup

Oh Boy, Bleach Quest in the afternoon!

>The Hangover was all simulated
URAHARA!!

test

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>>26236262
is you ded?

Gently and lovingly wake her up, kiss her good morning...and then remind her that we still owe her for the hangover shenanigans.
>Initiate tickle.exe

>>26236640
Turns out we were actually parodying the Bachelor Party.

You smile at he sleeping form. “I am the luckiest ghost in the world.”

You wrap your arms around her, embracing her. You give her a gentle kiss on the forehead and her eyes flutter open. She looks up at you, sleepily.

“Hey there. Sleep well?”

She gives you a sleepy grin and yawns, stretching backwards. “Morning, Ichigo. Whacha doing today?”

She pauses as she sits upright on your lap, giving you a mischievous grin as she wiggles her hips. “Other than that, of course. I’m going to try to spend today on some training, so hope you don’t mind if you don’t see me much, okay?”

You give her a slow nod, trying to focus on anything but what she’s doing. She abruptly slides off and walks towards your door. “I’m going to grab a shower, Ichigo.”

With a wave she opens and closes the door behind her.

>You have control

>>26236702
Get dressed and go downstairs to see how the family's holding up.

>>26236640

My only question is which part of that talk with Chizuru was acting, and which was real. Because I'm not sure losing our manhood is a good thing. Then again, that doesn't necessarily make it a BAD thing. As long as Momo's good with carpet as well as hardwood.

>>26236702
Join her in the shower.

>>26236702
join her, then say hi to family

>>26236702

Follow her into the shower. She just deliberately teased us - it'd be ungentlemanly to leave that unanswered.

>>26236702
Kai, if he's here.
"Were you messing with my phone while you were in my body?"
"And what did Hime and Momo talk about with Yoruichi THAT day. You know the one."

>>26236702
join her, then make breakfast. then ask dad who has the authority to adopt members into the Shiba family-we need that for the Arrancars and maybe Chizuru now

>>26236793
It was sex ed

>>26236702
While joining her sounds nice, it's important to never forget what kind of house we live in.

Probably just get dressed.

>>26236702

>Post 26164028 from Archive
>In Japan, it's a custom to take a shower before and after sex. A houseguest suddenly going, "Hey, do you mind me taking a shower?" will often be interpreted as an invitation to sex.

*blushing and smiling intensifies*

While waiting for her, after laying out our clothes for *after* she gets back, and pulling the box out from our desk, begin thinking of interesting training ideas to keep us from getting too excited until Orihime gets back.

We're already locked in for a few hours of CQC with Neliel...so let's arrange an interesting exercise.

The Tres, Harribel, Lilynette, & Stark strafing around us firing small ceros. We are deflecting as many of them as we can while dual wielding Seele Schneider (either in body or spirit body). Keigo is making solid illusions to impact and destroy the ceros we miss. Tatsuki, Chad, & Chizuru are weaving around them trying to land connecting blows or tagging them.

Everyone gets dodge and combat training.

Also, Miz is linked with as many of us as he can link on one side or another, and is practicing coordinating folks in combat.

>>26236832
This.
Don't assume we're in the clear, guys-
Isshin was pissed with us before, and us trying anything else in his house will NOT go unnoticed or unharrassed.

>>26236832
>While joining her sounds nice, it's important to never forget what kind of house we live in.
>Implying we care

>>26236884
>In Japan, it's a custom to take a shower before and after sex.
But that's just common sense.

>>26236893
Why would he give Ichigo a box of condoms if he didn't want him to use them?

>>26236731
Better have been all, because if it's one thing this quest doesn't need it's another character pining for Ichigo. Especially Chizuru.

>>26236702
Get dressed, go downstairs, and see how Yuzu is doing. Yuzu and Karin must have been worried sick, and we haven't talked with them since we came back.

Well, except for when Yuzu pointed out that we have a harem (which isn't true; Hime has the harem, we're just her preferred bait).

>>26236905
>>Implying we care
We should. IC, our MC certainly would.
This is Bleach, not Monsterhearts. Ichigo does have a sense of shame.

>>26236952
Man people got really pissed off about that in foolz until they found out it was a joke.

>>26236973
this.
>>26236832
agreed. No shower scenes, Yet.

>>26236986
We are also leaving on a dangerous mission later on. A bit of pre-danger lovin' is good for the brain. Clears the pipes, and all that.

>>26236893
Dude's probably not mad as long as we keep it safe.

I was referring more to our sisters and potential embarrassment.

shower scenes won't end well. Just wait until we have Momo back.

>>26236973
we should probably talk to the family some more
as for the harem, I thought it was more Hime is making us a harem so she can keep her side better than ours?

>>26236993
I'm still pissed off about it, though obviously not because it signaled interest in Ichigo. There has been practically zero interaction with anyone, certainly anyone female, since we entered Hueco Mundo that wasn't about fighting or Ichigo building a harem. Chizuru was one of the few exceptions so constantly bringing up the stupid as fuck 'ah if only you were a girl' shit, in jest or not, puts a sour taste in my mouth.

>>26237081
It's hard to tell with her.

>>26237083
Well we ARE preparing for a dangerous mission to get our other girlfriend back. There is a time for small talk, and it is not necessarily now.
Also, you're forgetting our talk with Tatsuki just now.

>writing.

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>>26234781
This must happen

>>26237227
fear intensifies

>>26237263
With the way Quests go on here a DAL thread would probably be 24/7 murderhoboing. /tg/ seems to take everything and turn it into its polar opposite.

You stare after her and think about following, but you shake your head. Best not to risk it.

You get things ready for the day, as you did promise to train with Neliel today, after all. When Orihime returns, you give her a nod as you go and shower yourself, dressing afterward.

When you return to your room, Orihime is dressed and seems ready for the day.

“Shall we go downstairs?”

She gives you a nod and the two of you descend down to the first floor, where breakfast is cooking. Yuzu smiles at you and Karin smirks, but conversation seems to be pretty normal for a morning. Isshin is there and gives you a nod as he chews on a piece of toast.

>Anything to talk with your family about or just head to Urahara’s shop?

>>26237083
>chatting while anything could've happened to our girlfriend
Get out. This isn't slice of life, we're fighting for our life.

I imagine goatchin wants to talk with us, but that's a conversation we should avoid. So chat with our sisters so he won't bring it up, hopefully

then duck out

>>26237381
I'm heading out to save a stiff don't do anything too crazy until I get back.

>>26237381
ask how Karin and Yuzu are, what's going on in their lives, then
"dad, do you know how much that old apartment building's going for? I don't want everyone mooching off Urahara once we get back"

>>26237352
DAL?

>>26237381
maybe mention Quincy training for Yuzu and Karin once (if) we get back from soul society, not because we want them to fight, just it's good for defending themselves in the event of hollows etc. etc.
This may not be the best time but we should mention it at somepoint

>>26237381
Liberal application of gentle noogies, talk with Yuzu and Karin. Try to arrange ice-cream or some other form of family time before we leave for Namek.

>>26237381
Is today the day we go to Soul Society, or is that tomorrow? Because if it is we should probably say goodbye for a while again.

>>26237474
day after tomorrow. tomorrow's when we take everyone shopping, I think

>>26237381

After light conversation with imoutos, serious and introspective direct this query and reasoning toward Isshin.

"Dad, you said that you hoped I wouldn't run into Toshiro again...we beat him by the skin of our teeth last time...and we're all much stronger now...he was still a little kid 20 years ago when you were captain, right? And a seated officer. Do you not want me to fight him because he was like a son to you? Does it hurt thinking of us out for each others blood?"

>>26237428
Are you replying to the right person?
Because I'm not sure how you got 'I want to talk to people in-depth instead of advance the plot' from my post, rather than 'fuck off forever haremfags'.

>>26237381
Chat with our sisters for a bit then get out.

We've had enough of dad's shit in the last 24 hours to last a week.

>>26237381
Ask imouto's opinion on all our new friends.

>>26237449
The source of the image.
Date A Live.
Literally Superpowered Waifu Collection Quest - the anime.
/tg/ would turn it GRIMDARK in a heartbeat.
Okay, it /is/ fairly dark in that girls you upset somehow start to call down/become WMDs. Or they just randomly appear out of Warp Rifts and fuck up everything in the surroundings for several miles.

>>26237506
I like this.
>>26237564
And that as well.

>>26237506
I'm sorry but this is not IC man, I doubt he would've actually given it that much thought, he has no idea IC how Issin acted as a captain or how he treated his subordinates..

>>26237506
>because he was like a son to you
No, we're not holding back. Toshiro is old enough to face the results of his actions.

>>26237586
This. We don't know how they interacted.

>>26237506
in a word, no

>>26237506
nope

>>26237381
talk to the sisters, ask dad about auntie Kukkaku

>>26237621
Damn straight. Six episodes later, I'm still butthurt about his Momo backstab.

>>26237676

We need to either kill him outright, befriend the FUCK out of him, or let Momo make the call herself. Or just wait until Aizen is outed as the bad guy and watch him commit Sudoku

>sisters

You spend most of your time at breakfast talking with your sisters, asking them about how their week was and if they were busy tomorrow.

They both shake their heads and you smile. “How about, in the evening, I take you both out for Ice Cream. I’ve missed you two, so I’d like to spend some tiem together. Yuzu’s eyes sparkle as she nods and Karin, upon seeing her, gives a hesitant nod as well.

You give them a smile and ruffle their hair. You give your father a nod and you and Orihime leave.

It takes a bit but you manage to reach Urahara’s shop. When you enter it Neliel is sitting there, her hair pulled back into a braided ponytail.

“Ichigo, are you ready to begin?”

>Yes
>no, I have something to do first (write in)

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>>26237506
We need to beat him up.

>>26237738
>Yes
time for CQC

>>26237738
Yes

>>26237738

"Of course." *pop self out of body*

Turn to Orihime, wink. "If she kills me, tell Momo I love you both."

>>26237738
>yes..
I can't see us using this, but whatever.

>>26237738
yes, but have Orihime on standby in case of accidents

>>26237788
Not funny

>>26237738
>Yes.

Though I wonder how Yoruichi would appraise her CQC technique and if Tatsuki would need some pointers too.

CQC with The Boss, this is going to end painfully I can tell

>>26237738
>Neliel
>Braided hair
HNNNNNNGHG


>Yes
"Do you want to do this one-on-one, or shall we invite one of the others to join us? Tatsuki also focuses on hand-to-hand combat, so she may be able to benefit from a lesson as well. Your call, though, since you're the teacher."

>>26237769
I wasn't saying we shouldn't beat him up, I just wanted to ask Isshin if that was WHY he hoped we didn't meet him again.

We're kicking the kid from the Sereitei to to the 80th Rokungai district

>>26237738
>Yes
remove shirt-we Bruce Lee now

I can't believe I missed 5 hours worth of quest.
Oh well time to try and catch up.

Is #31 going to start tonight Cosgrove?

>>26237857
or into Kenny's head-that'll friendship him right up

>>26237738
Yes lets get the rest of the scooby gang to learn cqc

>>26237861

We are going to be shirtless if we go spirit.

Either way, the training would be worthwhile in body or out.

Heck, it may be more effective to train CQC while in out meatbag with the sealing bracelet on.

>>26237738
ask if we should try to get the others to learn if they want

>>26237857
Because despite his dickery he is one of the less insane and/or evil captains. That and he has no limiter and will fuck shit up if we have to face him again.

>>26237916
Canon us fucked up Byakuya, and we're pretty close to bankai. Shiro's going down

>>26237916
>no limiter
>implying he had one in the first place
He was against a hollowfied lieutenant

>>26237960
and he was affecting local weather patterns, he may not have had a limiter on.

>>26237960
we don't know if he had one or not for certain, it's best to be cautious

>>26237738
I would like to speak to Ishida about training our sisters when we get back from soul society.

Maybe bring it up to them over ice cream.

>>26237960
>>26237977
this raises even MORE questions then

>>26237950
It was a close fight when he had no real will to kill us and he would have won if our hollow didn't decided to assume direct control.

>>26237977
That's what I was trying to say. If he had one, it would've been released.

>>26238017
>when he had no real will to kill us
That's total bullshit, his reasons may have been ass retarded but he was totally ready to kill us.

>>26238017
>he had no real will to kill us
[citation needed]

>>26238043
And I was agreeing with you while backing up with admittedly subjective evidence.

>>26238017
true. but this time our hollow and us are almost friends, we have quincy dickery, and know a lot more about what we're doing, as well as going up against a much weaker captain

>>26238062
>>26238066
That whole thing at the end when he says we were more serous then him and pimp walks off as we pass out.

>>26238118
no when he passes out h finally realizes why we fight

Dice don't care about killing intent, though. At least not for Ichigo.

>>26238070
Ah, the way I read
>he may not have had a limiter on
made it sound different

>>26238147
if it's directed at Ichigo they roll much better though

You give her a nod. "Do you want to do this one-on-one, or shall we invite one of the others to join us? Tatsuki also focuses on hand-to-hand combat, so she may be able to benefit from a lesson as well. Your call, though, since you're the teacher."

Neliel lets out a sigh as she schools her features. “One-on-one. I’m not used to teaching and I want to make sure I teach you correctly. Since you’re ready, follow me.”

You both walk towards the training area, when you arrive there she leads you off in a direction for what seems to be about at least half an hour. Abruptly, she pauses and looks at you, setting down a bag.

“Here will do. I will do my utmost to teach you all I can today. So, prepare yourself for we will not return until I feel you’ve been taught enough.

“Understood?”

You give a hesitant nod as she gestures towards you. “Alright, come at me. Let me see how good your base hand-to-hand skill are and see how much you have to learn.”

She enters a combat ready pose and gestures with her wrist for you to come at her.

>Roll me 1d20 hand to hand

>>26237738
yes
"would you like any of the others involved, or would prefer it just be the two of us?"

Rolled 6

>>26238178

Rolled 11

>>26238178

Rolled 5

>>26238178
-insert kung fu sounds here-

Rolled 14

>>26238178

Rolled 5

>>26238178

Rolled 13

>>26238178

Rolled 18

>>26238178

Rolled 20

>>26238178

Rolled 19

>>26238178
Rolling.

Rolled 16

>>26238178

Rolled 20

>>26238178

>>26238231
NO ONE ELSE ROLL!!

>>26238231
the student is already a master?

>>26238237
>>26238231
Holy shit. We are amazing when it comes to sparring, if only we could apply that to fights that matter.

>>26238237
Aw yeaaah
>>26238237
Doesnt count after ten

>>26238238
Look how many rolls there are first.

Rolled 17, 10, 8 + 15 = 50

Hmm...

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>>26238231

>>26238237
this one doesn't count, sadly.

>>26238237
>>26238231
One short of a double 20
Time to STILL get bitchslapped by Nel.

(also holy crap I am happy that it's still active; just caught up, but sad we didn't get to have another father/ son moment though)

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>>26238231
Basics of CQC: Learned

>>26238178
KUBO GUIDE MY-

>>26238231
>>26238237

...Never mind

>>26238231
>>26238232
>>26238237
COMMENCING VIRTUOUS MISSION

>>26238268
Er, meant Aw Yeah on this one.
>>26238231
The one that actually counted.

Rolled 17

>>26238280
Sad but true.

>>26238278
I'm concerned that she has a static bonus.

One day I would love to see all the other character sheets of this game.

>>26238278
>+15
Well fuck me.
We had no chance to win.

Rolled 3

>>26238178
Satan guide my fist

Anyone else notice in this thread that for the first time since we've been back, Bel and the Tres didn't follow us like lost puppies?

>>26238313
>Implying they aren't watching us fight, Bel and Apacci blushing/drooling slightly

Rolled 2

>>26238301
Nat Twenty is crit success. Twenty or higher with modifiers isn't.

>>26238342
>>26238307
sTAHP

>>26238313
Clearly something did in fact happen after drinking uraharas moonshine...

>>26238301
We still aren't sure what those pluses actually MEAN.

Best theory I've seen is that she defaults to a minimum of 15, because I think we've beaten people with a + before without relying on crits.

>>26238313
After Urahara's prank they understood to give us some space maybe?

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>>26236702
>She pauses as she sits upright on your lap, giving you a mischievous grin as she wiggles her hips
Ok that's it.
I can't take it any more.
I need to spend a few hours tonight trying to find some aggressive/ lewd Hime art. Fuck you Cosgrove for reinventing her to not only be an engaging character, but an attractive one that ad now catered to my hotdogging kink.

>>26238361
We never did ask him what happened to his face...

>>26238380
HAHA
not a chance.