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Good morning Doctor Schrödinger. This is monologue. I am ready for my first lesson.

"So I'm Chandra then? A nervous Indian man with a tendency for Cheroot cigars?" You ask. Bastard, we were in Hue Co. when that went down. Stop stealing my thing.

"Well, do it proper then." You complain.

Fine, when magical girl Schrödinger-chan starts playing don't blame me, okay? As mentioned you are said doctor. You went into soul society in order to break the first seal of the soul king's palace, and generally muck about for shits and giggles. You murdered a few nofunigami who had angered you previously or were in the way, and then managed to pin it on the rebel nofunigami(Really need a name for them at some point). The only problem with your fantastic plan is that it seems Hayato, the one you came to save, didn't have the Fruit of Eden at all. The apple being a magical thingy ma bob which Lucifer says will do something. Honestly we are not 100% on what it does, but the rebels think it can bridge the gap between hollow and nofunigami. But it was made by the God of Abraham? What ever.

The major issue thus far is it was in Ran instead of Hayato which, you know, came as a bit of a shocker but it does leave Hayato open for Ryouichi's gay love, which we are a little sure is a thing. Honestly can't tell, could go either way. Much like Ryouichi. Ohhh!

"Nice." You mentally high five your monologue. Anyway, you saved Hayato from becoming deep fried by a giant phoenix, but hollowed out to do it, straight up pandora ceroing the crap out of the giant spear and things were going according to plan. Then, like, a giant hand came from fucking nowhere and grabbed the spear which was, you know, pretty unexpected. Then Sin-Fin showed up and- Mah short-fin!

"Fuck. Inventory, hug monologue at once. Her sobbing is troubling." You command. Jesus inventory, what the hell is all over your fingers?

~S'bagel~
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I don't think you know what a bagel is. Why is there mantis goop all over- what ever, that just made it worse, by the way. Anyway, She stabbed us with some creepy nofunigami, then you saved the kids and failed to stop the evil guy we didn't actually no was evil and now we are here. Oh! And the kids know you are a hollow now, and you came up with a pretty good lie to cover your ass about the whole hollow evil thing. Yes, it was a lie. We lie to people in order to get stuff. It's called typical sociopathic behavior. We display it.

"Did you have to include that? I mean it is pretty obvious what we-" You start.

"Who are you talking to?" The captain commander asks as you sit across from him in the HQ of the Nofunigami. Oh shit, right. My bad, as the kids might say.

After that little incident you were semi detained, in that they didn't lock you up but kept you under heavy watch for a day. The captain commander eventually called for you to show up and have a little chat with him in a hall a bit too large for your comfort, and thus you came. You have not seen much of the scrubs since then, likely they are still talking about it between themselves about how to take your sudden hollowness. The room you are in looks empty, but a casual smell of the air informs you there are several captains waiting hidden in the room, likely ready to strike if you act like a murderous fuck head. You blink before looking at the Asian abomination which they claim passes as tea then clear your throat, getting back to the situation at hand. "Right, sorry, that happens sometimes." You explain.

"I see." The older man comments before taking a sip of his drink and looking at you, his eyes dark and inquisitive.
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"As you can imagine we have many questions. You claim to have no knowledge of the captains betrayal, however the use of the entity known as Sin-Fin, and the manner in which he was extracted from the Soul Society makes it difficult for us to understand exactly where your loyalties rest. On the other hand you were attacked by Quesufre Sin-Fin and left here in enemy hands. We know some of what was planned, however we want to know what you know and see how it lines up." He explains. Oh, it's a test. Like, they know stuff to be facts, and they are testing you to see if you can give them said facts back to them and line up. Careful how you lie here.

"Well, the stronger a hollow becomes the more individualistic they are so I got fed up with Hue Co. a little while after a regime change but..." You start. Sin-Fin!

What do you want to tell him?
[]Tell him Jager took the throne
[]Explain the giant ass palace being built
[]Tell him arrancars were being gathered
[]Tell him a lie of some sort
[]Also tell him(write in)
[]Stay silent
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>>26275063
>Mah short-fin!
Every time...
Just keep rubbing it in, Azure. Just keep rubbing it in.

>>26275108
>[]Explain the giant ass palace being built
>[]Tell him Jager took the throne. (but amend this option to make it sound like she's just a puppet of the rebel captains)

Also, does anyone else find it funny that the rebels took over our rebellion?

>>26275108
>[]Explain the giant ass palace being built
>[]Tell him Jager took the throne

>>26275108

"After the change in Arrancar leadership in HueCo, I got bored and wanted to see what had happened in the real world... Haven't been back much, but the old palace has changed..... lots of clocks..... Do you know how hard it is to tell the time there!? It's literally perpetually night-time... except for that moon.... Do you know why we have a Moon in HueCo? What does it even do!? There isn't any water, so it can't be controlling tides...."
See how he handles off topic ranting...

>>26275108
>[]Explain the giant ass palace being built

>>26275108
>[x] Explain the giant ass palace being built
Say there's been a lot of building work at the palace recently and there's a dome and shit.

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Scribbled this. Pretty much copied that other guy's design, except did a shittier job of it.
Was gonna put a singularity in the hand, but I couldn't remember if we had lv5 gravity at this point or not.

>>26275230
Teeth look kinda off

>>26275108
Tell him Jager took the throne. We helped him out, like a lot. Like we killed the previous king and let him take the credit and the throne a lot. In return Jager was supposed to cover our tracks and ensure that we didn't have to deal with Hollow politics again. Pause, and mention that it might be time to remind her why Adjucas tend not to cross Vastos.

>>26275310
Wait what? That seems like a bit TMI o share with the CC and his goonsquad.

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Welp, I'm eating my words now, and if you are wondering...

>filename

Turns out that if you strapped a bag of thermite to my ballsack and were waving a magnesium lighter at it, I could not possibly draw hair to save my balls. I kinda quit trying after I reached that unavoidable conclusion. I invite you all to save this and join me in deleting it.

>>26275350
It's also hilariously misleading.

>>26275179
Not sure they've fully taken it over. It looks more like to me that Lucy selectively fed us info.

CC wants to know what we know of the insurrection? There was a regime change, a big palace thingy, we became friends with Sin-Fin while bumming around, through her learned that shit was going to go down here but not quite what, so we wrangled up some pokemon and jumped into the fray for shits n' giggles. Things may have gotten a bit out of hand in the revenge department, but it should all net out positive.

>>26275403

Was all part of the plan... Jager didn't even try fighting them... We just told Sin-Fin to do what she wanted to do... She probably felt that playing along with the rebel nofuns would be preferable at this time...

>>26275353
I feel smug now.

>>26275310
we should just vaguely hint

>heard about a revolution but it was just the same shit with a different guy in charge now. SSDD. yawn

>a rumor about 3 non hollows showing up from the rank and file but those guys don't know shit about shit so how could we take it seriously?

>we left Hueco because its fucking boring. white sand and a full moon 24/7 there's nothing to do after the Darwinian dog eat dog power leveling buffet.

>we don't know much about Sin Fin, other than she stabbed us and she's a cunt

>>26275403
I just meant on the surface. I know that Jager isn't actually loyal to the rebel captain. I don't know what is actually up with Sin-Fin, but that's a thing.

We need to figure out who the 'true' ruler of HUEco is.

>>26275439
someone else failing doesn't mean you didn't.

>>26275459
It does mean I have company.

>>26275108
"Well, after we installed new management in Hue Co, I decided that politics isn't for me, and took a vacation to the human world to persue some oddities. No, no, don't look at me like that, I didn't eat any humans. Truth is, I stopped needing to eat a while back. When Random-Nofunigami-A lost her love interest, I though it might be amusing to help out. Cue training montage and travel to the soul society... We got separated, spent a couple days gathering up again, then we went to the execution grounds, and you know the rest.

Your security is terrible, by the way. Even through that shielding, your captains really should have been able to detect something like me walking around 5 feet away from them."

Keep the cards up our sleeves. Everything we have done can be plausibly dismissed as "Stuff Schrödinger did for shits and giggles"

>>26275353
cheer up anon

my art's weakness is only everything

You know, our scribs might notice that Sin-Fin looked alot like our life partner...who might not be at the shrine when we get back.

If they press the issue, we should say "Of course that wasn't her...even though the nofunigami called her by name...and she used her powers. If it WAS her, then our entire relationship was a lie and one of the few pillars keeping my sanity together is gone and was lieing to me and attacked me. No, I'm not crying, why would I cry? I'm sure she just went out for icecream and will be back any second now. Any second. All those nights she stayed up and stroked my hair weren't meaningless and everything is fine.

Everything is fine.

Everything is fine.

Then, we watch the scrubs look at us in awe and terror as this fucks with them to a maximum degree as they think we are breaking down entirely in denial...and what that might mean for their safety.

>>26275468
which is not something to feel smug about

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You decide you need some truth to help make your story more believable. "Well, the old king of Hue Co. got offed by an adjuchas Arrancar called Veloces Jäger. Honestly seemed a bit curious since the old king was some one even I would have had issue taking on, let alone going against his whole army plus Sin-Fin. Guess if the rebel captains were helping her it would make more sense though." You nod while scratching your chin.

"We have heard about the power shift, yes. We didn't know her name however. Abilities?" He asks curious.

"Hell if I know. Let the scrubs fight it out among themselves is my policy I was too busy wondering about the logistics of a giant moon constantly being there to be too concerned. Anyway, after Jager took the throne they built this giant ass dome. Like, huge, over the palace. I have no idea what it is for, maybe to make the desert of Hue Co. more livable for your kind? Anyway, I buggered off to the real world so it had nothing to do with me." You explain with a shrug.

"Yes, as a school teacher? Why?" He asks taking a measure of you.

"Why not? I have eternity of time to kill and wanted to try something new. Shaping minds, learning fishing, getting bored of fishing and ceroing the crap out of a few lakes and rivers. Fun times." You explain. "Besides, once you become a Vasto Lorde you don't need to eat any more, and once I ripped my mask off because it seemed like fun I decided there wasn't much left for me to do in Hue Co. I guess I could have tried for the throne, but I would have probably run the place into the ground already, and it would have been pretty dull. I mean, sitting on a giant chair all day listening to everyone's problems? Plus I would have to maintain an army? And don't get me started on how deeply troubling Sin-Fin is to even be around." You shrug.

"I see. So you have no knowledge of the current happenings of Hueco Mundo?" He asks and you just shake your head.

"Would you be able to?" He asks and you blink.
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"Whozawhat now?" You ask. Clever.

"We have no knowledge of what he is going on in Hueco Mundo, but if you were to act as a bridge between Hueco Mundo and us. If you were to tell us what you hear, and provide support for the shinigami in the real world should any event happen from there we would certainly be willing to overlook your small indiscretion into Soul Society. Honestly, under normal circumstances we would have to put you and those in your charge into custody, or at the least try to kill you. However I believe the rebellion has made the situation a bit more complex." He explains.

"Well, still got a bit of schoolin to teach." You state and he nods.

"As I said, just anything you hear, and provide support. So long as you don't eat any souls while in the human world we have no intentions of interfering too much in your life for now." He explains.

Seems he wants you to at as sort of a Hue Co. representative and help nofunigamis on earth if you can. Could be a good chance to feed them false information and get what you want out of them if you are careful.

Accept?
[]Yes
[]No
[]Counter offer
[]Other, please specify

Then what do you want to do after the meeting is over
[]Go talk to one of the captains
[]Talk to scrubs
[]Find Hayato
[]Ask for a ticket out, your shows are on.
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>>26275541
>[]Yes
I surrender and volunteer for treason.

>>26275541
>yes
I understand i must now remove kebab
Also go mess with the scrubs

>>26275541
"Sure, I'm pretty sneaky after all. Much sneaker than the other captains in this room that's for sure."

>>26275541
"...Want me to just go ask? Hollows aren't as up tight as you bunch. Anyone can come and go as they please and what not."

then talk to the scrubs, we have a big ass FUCK OFF speech to give to Ryouichi

>>26275541
>[]Yes
Oh hells yes. I bet Lucy had this shit planned out all along. "Good goooooood. Tell them that the palace is located at coordinates X when it's really at Z! Buahahaha!"

Then, in order
>[]Go talk to one of the captains
Since they're right here
>[]Talk to scrubs
See if they've decided to stop the retarded "Lets attack her" talk
>[]Find Hayato
"Sorry your girlfriend's heart got ripped out. Shit's rough, bro."
>[]Ask for a ticket out, your shows are on.
Let's think of something silly to be watching. Bet they wouldn't imagine a Vasto watching Mr. Rogers all the time. Or maybe Sesame Street

>>26275541
>[]Yes
what's it pay and do I get a rank? or a haori? Do go to you or do you come to me?

[]Find Hayato
check up on the poor bastard

>>26275541
>[]Go talk to one of the captains
Ask Shiba what the deal with that whole "I'll save you Sin Fin!" thing was.

Time to get knowledge of the heart thing that's not meta.

>>26275541
"You mean like a double agent? And a Hollow in the employ of the Soul Society?"

Burst out laughing

"Oh, that is rich! But you know what? It might be good for a laugh!"

So, we're a quadruple agent now? We can feed false information to four different opposing forces at once? Ahahaha

>>26275621
>what's it pay and do I get a rank? or a haori? Do go to you or do you come to me?
This. Maybe ask if we can get a little "Worlds greatest spy" coffee mug.

And say something about being like James Bond, cause we're British as fuck.

>>26275580
"By the way, I'm flattered that the Commander of the Gote 13 wants backup while talking to me.

>>26275626
Yeah I'd like to do that, but I think we've been implying that we're barely acquainted with Sin-Fin.

...Which is probably accurate, with all the secrets.

>>26275646
We're also a curious weirdo that decided to be a schoolteacher for shits and giggles, in their eyes.

Wouldn't seem too off to ask.

>>26275634
oh my god yes, this could be glorious.

>>26275643
>>26275580
Lol

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Will there be any hollows with a mask like pic related?

It would be a badass mask for another vasto if we ever find one.

>>26275643
>>26275580
We have to include this, probably when we are leaving.

>>26275353
Don't feel bad. We're up to 71 SPXP now. You did good, son.

>>26275541
[X]Yes

"Captains! Come on out, no need to hide now, me and CC are cool now!

How does it feel knowing that some of you got within 5 feet of me without detecting what I was, by the way? Must be embarrassing."

>>26275353
I actually like it.

>>26275541
>[x] Yes
>[x] Go talk to one of the captains
The arrancar one. She seemed to know stuff about mah sin fin.

If we're going to diss the captains for not figuring us out, we should give minor props to the CC and Bruce Willis for being able to see through us.

>>26275812
>Bruce Willis
Monster guy?

>>26275812

I thought he was Vin Diesle over Bruce Willis?

>>26275812
What are we gonna say? "Nice fizzle vision." ?

>>26275812
True.

>>26275838

I think so.

>>26275230
I like the first one better, but I guess you do too.

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"Sure, why not? So I just tell a shinigami in the real world anything I find? Sounds like a gas. Will I get pay? There is this new sofa I have been looking at. Also, do I get a rank of some sort? Oh! Of one of those jacket things? I could use a jacket thing. Jacket things are neat." You ask.

"Why would you need money? There is no rank that exists for this but if it's that imporatns we can make something up. And no, those jackets are for the captains only." He explains.

"Well, fine I guess, I'll still do it. Because I am ultra sneaky. Also, for a rank, maybe commander, like James Bond." You explain, since you are so British. "Besides, I am much sneakier than the captains hiding in this room. Flattered the commander of Soul Society feels he needs a few of them guarding him while we have a little chat." You smile trying to get a rise out of him.

"I could kill you. Perhaps with some slight difficulty, but I could kill you. However with the other captains here I could kill you easily. I would rather be cautious in everything I do." He explains unbothered by the accusation.

No kill like over kill, you guess. You decide to go find the arrancar captain. You give a whiff of the air and find her scent from the hospital, so you sonido over, losing a tail you had picked up. You walk in and find her recovering in a room by herself, her body wrapped in bandages and her leg set as if broken. She gives a glance up as you enter and you feel her shift, her fingers lightly touching her long sword next to her. "What do you want?" She asks emotionlessly, as if trying to control herself.

"Just wondering what exactly your deal was with Sin-Fin. You said something about a promise?" You ask and she just shrugs.

"What does it matter to you?" She grumbles unhappily. Evidently having every wound you ever received ever return all at once puts you in a bad mood.
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What do you want to talk to her about?
[]Of course I care about said promise. Tell me about it
[]Just checking in. Get better, yada yada.
[]Other, please specify
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>>26275608

Seconded.

>Bet they wouldn't imagine a Vasto watching Mr. Rogers all the time. Or maybe Sesame Street

"Everybody loves Elmo! Why the fuck don't you?"

>>26275919
"I don't know her that well, but I know that she's a sucker for promises herself.

Never breaks them, or even tells people about them, no matter what.

Apparently it used to drive the previous rulers of Hueco Mundo up the wall."

>>26275911
>losing a tail you had picked up.

What?

>>26275919
>[]Of course I care about said promise. Tell me about it

Spin that bit about being in love with her, but sad & angry about her betrayal.

Like >>26275483

>>26275919
>[]Of course I care about said promise. Tell me about it

I wanna compare notes.

"curiosity and the cat yadda yadda. Hugs don't cheer her up but I think she likes almond sandies. What confections did you use?"

guys i've missed last thread and somehow we have become ocelot?
this may be the most hilaious quadruple cross ever when ultimately we end up burning down society to the ground.

>>26275308
Well we ARE British...

>>26275919
Despite her hurting me like she did, she was a friend of mine. I always wanted to help her, but she kept too much a secret from me. There was nothing I could do. I want to know what you know about her. I want to figure out how I can actually help her. Plus, she seems to have fallen in to a bad crowd as of late. If I am to get her out of that situation I must know everything."


This captain seems like a sap for sin-fin, as was evidenced by her shouting the way she was when sin-fin showed up.

>>26275982
we're gonna need so much gasoline...

>>26275968
I think he meant a tail as in someone who was tailing us.

>>26275919

"Cause I know where she lives? And I know how to open a door to the Forrest of Menos? And Sin-Fin is REALLY Depressing... And she has a basket of Short-Bread...."

>>26275911
"She and I have this thing. I was wondering why she was always so damn SAD. It's annoying!

Figured maybe you'd know what her deal was."

>>26275982

In order to definitely get Hayato out of the execution zone/away from the giant phoenix, we used our Resurrecion before using a singularity-pandora cero combination which opened up a gateway to hell.

THEN Sin-Fin showed up, stabbed us in the back so we can look like innocent toys that she played sucker before she fucked off with the rebel captains to Hueco Mundo.

>>26275919
>[]Other, please specify
Well, usually, she has a real hardon for promises. And gifts. Never muck with her promises or gifts lest you risk getting sworded.
Whole thing earlier was just really really uncharacteristic. And strange.
And I'm supposed to be doing missions to Hue Co. CC even made up a whole new rank for me! Like James Bond! So maybe I could help out with Sin Fin?

This feels like it needs some editing. Anyone got tips?

>>26275982
Go read the last thread? It's in the archives.

>>26275982
By the end of the game I imagine we just randomly kill everyone who joined up with us because we forgot whose side we were playing and everything just became too confusing.

Seems we have a tossup between BFF defense and just genuine curiosity?

>>26276036
>Whole thing earlier was just really really uncharacteristic. And strange.
Make sure to say it was strange because she seemed so "whatever" about a promise.

>>26276059
curiosity

>>26276059
>Seems we have a tossup between BFF defense and just genuine curiosity?

I say we mix it up.

Like Sin-Fin and us were best friends/in love but we feel like shit when she abandoned us, yet we're curious as to what connection Captain #3 has to our Scandinavian Jester.

>>26276059
>implying it won't end with us, jager, and petunia skipping off the planet as every afterlife and the main world burns down.

>>26276059
I would say mix if possible. If not doable, I'm fine with either. Just flip a coin or something.

>>26276097
>and capricorn

Juliet's gone, man.

He ain't ever comin' back.

>>26276059
As much as the whole love thing might sound plausible, I would rather not turn this into waifu wars. Life partner was a funny joke once. Let's leave it at that and move on.

>>26276110
If we kill everything, eventually the only things left will be the things that don't exist.

>>26275919
She stabbed me in the back. Literally and figuratively. And you seem to know why.

>>26276059
Curiosity. Mixed in with a "She's the oldest Adjucas around, and I know of no other Vasto's in currently so yeah, knowing more about her is in my best interests. In return, I could train your division in Arrancar fighting."

>>26276059
Spurned bff, we're seeking the information to find some sort of emotional catharsis and possibly figure out why she did what she did.

>>26276129
Can still be bestest friends in Hue Co. without doing the life partners gag again.

>>26276137
>>26276087
No. Don't imply a closer relation than what we told the captain. Keep our story straight

>>26275230
Do one where we have our chest open with all the masks and horrifying tentacles inside.

>>26276059
Curiosity plus >>26276145

>>26276161
This this this this this this this this this

>>26276161
this

vague answers are the best answers

>>26276161
Yes, keep story straight.

>>26276161

True.

Let's not do what I said.

>>26276059
Say that she was our friend, or at least we acted like she was our friend, but really we didn't know her that well, and would like to know more?

>>26276145
Would this end in us trolling the 2-5th seats for a half our "training" session? Because I want to see that.

We need to find that Science Captain... we should pester him with questions like 'why does HueCo have a moon?' 'What does the Moon in HueCo even do?' 'Can Arrancar transfer powers like Shinigami can?' 'How do you become a Captain?' 'So killing a captain in front of all their subordinates makes you a captain then?' 'Does that mean if I killed one in front of all of their subordinates, I could become a Captain?' 'Only want one of the Snazzy Jackets but CC said only Captains could have them...' 'Do you know why I'm British yet somehow manage to speak flawless Japaneese upon my hollowification?' 'Is the correct term 'Hollowification'?' 'Do you have any awesome Spy Gadgets for me Q?' 'You don't mind me calling you Q, do you?' 'I'm just gonna call you Q... Got any Austin Martin DB7s for me Q?' 'Especially ones with hidden machine guns and missiles...' 'I'm amazed you haven't tried to kill me yet, I'd have tried to kill me for asking so many questions at one time, some of which moving well away from the previously established topic...' 'Want a Hug? I don't bite... anymore...'

>>26276281
We do so whilst hanging upside-down behind him.

And it's a DB5 in the films, and a DBIII in the book.

>>26276281
stay away from Captain Bill Nye

he might infect us with Nano machines

>>26275982
I'm still laughing at how they literally just asked the true king of Hueco Mundo to spy on her own country.

This is gonna be gooooood.

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>>26276281

>>26276281
Nah, we need to tell a certain someone what a little shit he is first.

>>26276320
... speaking of little shits, have we heard back from our scrubs?

>>26276320
Yeah, I didn't write up that big explanation last thread for nothing you know.

>>26276281
<3

>>26276343
It already got used as the last update of the thread.

>>26276281

Yes

>>26276353
No no, the other one. The one that goes over the Menos and Arrancar and ends with us telling Ryouichi to go suck a bucket of dicks because we totally did chance what we are by ripping off our mask.

>>26276374
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26218098/#p26228593

I wish I' thought of this sooner, but we could have pulled out the Joker-ish voice and said something like "Now, I'm sensing some hostility here. Maybe you should tell me where that mad is trying to go, so that the healing can start. I am a doctor, you know. Maybe not a medical doctor, but I can still do things."

>>26276427

"I've even got drugs and probably a prescription pad in here somewhere"

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You should tell her you were best friends! Except that wasn't what you told the captain commander and that seems like something that will come back to bite you in the ass pretty harshly. Like, bankai harshly. He will bankai the fuck out of you if you are found out lying is what I am hinting at.

"Got it monologue." You grumble and shiba looks at you concerned.

"What?" She asks. Play it cool.

"I do that at times. I am genuinely curious about what your deal is with the general of misery. I mean she didn't seem to fond of you, and you seemed pretty desperate and it struck me as odd." You explain and she scoffs. "She is the oldest Adjuchas I have met and there are no other vastos around." You try again and she looks at you strangely for a moment.

She is silent for a few moments and you spend the moments playing mental solitaire. You also discover that anyone with a win percentage of over 14 percent or so is likely a wizard of some sort because Jesus that game is unfair. She finally opens her mouth to speak. "She was forced to do it. Lots of bad things because she was told to, despite hating it. She asked us to save her and... my captain saved me. He stopped me from doing things for the clan that I didn't want to, and he tried to save her but he couldn't. She is at a place of hopelessness that I know, and I need to pull her out of it." She explains looking out the window.

"Hm, well her taking on a captain is a bit chocking, but I guess adjuchas are about that level maybe." You shrug.

"I'm not so certain she is an adjuchas. She has this power where she evolves again. She summons some guy then rips his heart out and eats it and she changes into something with a weird soul signature. Like a Vasto Lorde but... different somehow. She isn't normal." She warns glancing at you.

Obviously not, I mean we saw her- Oh, I didn't do that omake yet. I mean, seems Sin-Fin has more secrets than you know. She also stabbed us so that was a thing we should probably talk about.
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You nod to Shiba as you leave and see the bikini wearing trollop rush past you into another room to start bandaging Natsuki heavily, despite the woman's assistance she is fine. Odd. You make your way out of the building and decide to...

[]Go see the scrubs. You have to tell Ryouichi he can suck a bucket of dicks
[]The creepy hooded guy who would love to knock you out and chop you into pieces and has gadgets which might be able to do it
[]Some one else
[]Go somewhere
[]Other, please specify
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>>26276482
>[]Some one else

I wanna see how Hayato is holding up

>>26276482
[X]Go see the scrubs. You have to tell Ryouichi he can suck a bucket of dicks
Also inform them that we're now a spy like James Bond.

>>26276482
>[]Go see the scrubs. You have to tell Ryouichi he can suck a bucket of dicks
We could even shapeshift into a bucket of dicks.
I mean, if you all are into that kind of thing.

I kinda want the scrubs to come to us. Our standing with them is very fragile right now. we might make them (more) uncomfortable and chase them away if we push them.

>>26276482
>[]Go see the scrubs. You have to tell Ryouichi he can suck a bucket of dicks

Maybe also get Hayato in conversation.

>>26276545
>>26276550

If they seem nervous about talking to Schrodinger, perhaps we should start quizzing them on physics questions.

Or are we going to try for the Shy/Nervous and apologetic mannerism that was suggested last thread?

>>26276550
Calling Ryouichi on being a knob goblin seems to have won.

>>26276482
>[]The creepy hooded guy who would love to knock you out and chop you into pieces and has gadgets which might be able to do it

I find myself oddly drawn to this option, though I can't say why. Can't we let the scrubs chat it out amongst themselves a while longer? It's not like they're going anywhere.

>>26276482

Survey says...bucket of dicks...

and maybe pull Ryouchi aside and tell him where his spooky powers and crazy came from...offer him the chance to take energy from the source again. I think there was a poem about it with the words 'suckle at mother's teat' while holding a ball of go juice in our hands.

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>>26276607
Can we call him a doorknob chewer? That's a thing.

>>26276607
sigh...

do it like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZZI6-zh0GM

>>26276622
We are not going to tell him we murdered his parents or that we gave him powers. If he figures out we offed his folks dealing with him could be harder and the little shit will try to blackmail us.

>>26276650
He'll probably figure out the powers. Not only do we have the same ones, and the same release command that makes them stronger, but our released form even looks like his pre-shinigami soul did.

>>26276650
We're not gonna tell him. On the other hand if he works it out himself we should front up and claim that the real reason we came back to the real world was out of guilt for what we did as a newborn scrub.

>>26276703
>but our released form even looks like his pre-shinigami soul did.

...

No it didn't.

Our released form is us wearing white armor and no mask.

His pre-shinigami soul form was a cracked body, purple hands & feet, smoke coming from his mouth & claws on his hands.

>>26276724
They both have claws, so they're both the same.

I think we should take some insanity tips from:

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94m_P4-0wXw

>>26276897
I think we are doing pretty good on the crazy front.

For the record, we must do at least 1 "from the beginning" speech at some point.

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The scrubs must be found, also talked to. They have had a day to get over the fact their teacher is a soul eating monster who likely killed a staggering number of people for reasons their tiny ape like brains can't understand.

"That sounds bad." You frown. Until I get sin-fin back I am going to be this way. Or until we kill her. Or I get bored.

You make your way into the barracks and find yourself before the scrubs, the group of the gathered around a table and talking. They go silent as you enter and the group shifts uncomfortably as you glance around. "What? Is there something on my face? I did take the oh so cute cat ears off, right?" You ask and Akira clears his throat after a moment.

"They were not cute, sensei. The whole get up was semi terrifying." He explains. Kid has got a point.

"Be that as it may, I decided to come make sure you were all alright. You know, not climbing up the walls and all that." You offer and Kouta nods to you.

"We're fine, uh. Are you even really a doctor?" Kouta asks hesitantly.

"I already told you didn't I? I am totally still a doctor." You explain.

"But... but you ate people, right?" Ryoko asks, still afraid.

"Honestly, Ryoko, I don't think you should hold me accountable for what I did as a newborn Hollow. Like, at all. When I say I'm a different person from back then, I'm not being rhetorical. I'm being literal. I think its time to teach you a bit more about Hollows." You start, getting your sensei on.
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"Basically, at the very bottom of the food chain, you've got scrubs. When I said you can't reason with Hollows, I was talking about these dudes. Being a scrub...its not a pleasant experience. There's this...hunger, constantly eating away at your soul, and you'd do something - anything - to fill it up. Scrubs tend to eat their friends and family members first, regardless of what they actually want. Its just a thing that happens. That I managed to just stop eating people entirely...Well, its a testament to how fucking awesome I am, really. And for a young Hollow I was unusually coherent. Most scrubs can't stop thinking about eating."

"Anyway, once a Hollow becomes old enough, they feel a pull to go into Hueco Mundo and gather with a bunch of other Hollows. And then they all start eating each other at the same time and kind of merge together to become really fucking Tall. These are known as the Gillians, the weakest of the Menos Grande. I'll take you to see them one day, they're really fucking tall. Its awesome."

"Anyway, usually Gillians just stop there, becoming a mindless mass of Hollows that just be Tall and occasionally shoot lasers at things. Pew pew, laser fish. But sometimes, one soul in that giant pile manages to gain dominance over the rest, and condenses all those souls into a coherent form under their singular will. These are Adjuchas, the second of the Menos Grande."

"Finally, when an Adjuchas eats enough and is super duper fucking awesome, they evolve one last time into a Vasto Lorde, and don't need to eat anything anymore. I, of course, was badass enough to become a Vasto, so I'm kind of a big deal." You give a shrug before continuing
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"But it doesn't end there. You see, there's one final stage of Hollow evolution - by ripping off your mask, you can cast off your instincts and regain your humanity, becoming whats known as an Arrancar. An Arrancar's Hollowness is condensed into a sword like the ones the Shinigami have, and they, well, become people again. With feelings, and thoughts, and all that other human-y shit. Shit that's locked pretty fucking far beneath the surface of a Hollow. Also you stop needing to eat even if you weren't a Vasto Lorde, which is pretty nifty. And hey, guess what, I'm an Arrancar myself!"

"So in conclusion, fuck you Ryouichi I totally could and in fact did change what I am. Go suck a bucket of dicks." You growl and Ryouichi seems shocked.

"Change what you... you mean yesterday? You have been holding this back since then?" He wonders.

"Totally worth it." You nod satisfied.

"Are you even British?" Ryouichi asks.

"So British I have union jack knickers, why?" You ask.

"Well, how are you British? Speaking Japanese and all that just seems a bit strange is all." He continues and you shrug.

"Hollow magic I guess. Bugger if I know." You explain.

"Well, so how old are you exactly? I mean you look like you are in your early twenties maybe? But that is fake right? So how long have you been like this?" Akira asks.

"Hard to say. Maybe been dead for a decade or two?" You shrug. "I double suicided." You explain.

"What?" Kouta asks not getting it.

"Shush, I'm doing my thing." You explain. "Relax, I am still me. Just, you know, with a dark a gritty past. Instead of being part of the troubles up in the north it turns out I was at one point sort of scary." You offer.

"Well... I guess that's fine. I mean, you don't eat people any more, right? So it's not like you are really that bad." Ryoko seems hesitant as she says it.
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"Very true, I don't hurt people out of hunger." You explain. Mostly you hurt people because it's funny these days.

"See? We should be fine sensei. Ah, when can we go home?" Akira asks and you think.

"Soon." You offer before turning to leave.

"Well, I mean, if Ryoko is okay with it then I am too. I am just, you know, so worried. Because she is a girl and we have to protect girls, I know I am old fashioned but-" Ryouichi starts.

You are now in the fourth squad barracks. What do you want to do?

[]Go see Hayato
[]Ask for a ticket home
[]Other, please specify
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>>26277110
>[]Go see Hayato

>>26277110
>"Well, I mean, if Ryoko is okay with it then I am too. I am just, you know, so worried. Because she is a girl and we have to protect girls, I know I am old fashioned but-" Ryouichi starts.
Can we please shapeshift our hand into a bucket and ask him if he really wants to finish that statement?

Then we go see Hyato

>>26277110
Hayato is going to be PISSED at us. Let's go see it, should be funny.

>>26277110
>[]Go see Hayato

>>26277181
"I'm gonna be completely honest - I thought that it was going to be you, not Ran. Totally out of left field. My B."

>>26277110

"And remember children, the next Spiritual Journey is to Hueco Mundo, home of all things Hollow and Masky. You will not need sun tan lotion due to eternal night, though feel free to Moon bathe under the Pointless Moon it has..."

Consider setting the class a project on planning a functional moon base...

I kinda also want to talk to the 4th squad captain. Not about anything in particular, but because he seemed much less assy than the rest of the captains. And I like how he nicknamed his LTs. And wy does he get 2 LTs?

>>26277110
Ryoko, punch him lots.
[x] Go see Hayato
[x] GTFO, might want to check up on Jager whilst in disguise. As a panther adjuchas. monologue can do the pink panther theme for us.

>>26277208
Not just the fact that she died, but also the fact that he asked us specifically when he was captured to keep his capture a secret from Ran.

>>26277164

Seconded!

>>26277208
>"I'm gonna be completely honest - I thought that it was going to be you, not Ran. Totally out of left field. My B."

Also seconded.

>>26277181
If you really loved her, you'd take what she wanted in to consideration, and she wanted to sacrifice herself to save you, so stop moaning about how you couldn't be selfish and sacrifice yourself to save her.

>>26277251
Oh god I totally forgot about that. He is going to be SOoooooooo fucking mad.

Maybe he'll get pissed enough to make a bankai out of pure mad.

>>26277282
I don't think it works like that.

>>26277095
>I'm an Arrancar myself

I've just dropped in from the main page and haven't been here for any other part of this quest, but doesn't that mean you've stopped gaining experience/souls/levels/some measure of advancement?
Forever?

>>26277128
If we go see Hayato we may need to explain why we went down like a chump when he and Ran got attacked by a group of hollows which led to him giving powers to Ryouichi and this whole mess we are in now.

>>26277324
Second Release is a thing.

Also apparently Lucifer Morningstar did something to us so we're sort of unstable.

>>26277324
>but doesn't that mean you've stopped gaining experience/souls/levels/some measure of advancement?
>Forever?

Nope.

>>26277328
Why in Lucifer's glowing gigai would we do that? There is no benefit whatsoever.

>>26277324
We get slow as shit xp now for plot things. No idea what we can actually buy with plot xp, since we haven't gotten enough to actually spend on anything.

>>26277328
If he brings it up, say the gigai was suppressing our power a lot. Imply that it was way more than it actually was. just pile more lies on lies on lies on half truths on lies.

>>26277328
I think our dark plans need a bit of an explanation.
>>26277324
Not really. We are currently working for Lucifer Morningstar to kill the Soul King who it turns out is a great old one who made soul society to eat as many souls as he could. We are so far off course right now if it turns out we evolve into a chipmunk with twenty eight eyes and a wood chipper for a mouth I would probably be able to rationalize it. Canon evolution may stop. Ours just slowed down.

>>26277253
Do we really want to tell him that we knew stuff? Seriously? Are we just tossing what we had as a way to hide from the shinigami out the window now?

>>26277415
In cannon you can get stronger. Ntoria went from 8th to 5th.

>>26277353
When did he do that actually?

>>26277415
I really hope one day when we're so much stronger than these shinis and captains we get to reveal the soul king to them.

"Oh, hey, you know all those souls you guys 'save'? Well, they're being funnel-fed to the soul king, who as it turns out enjoys the taste of soul food more than your average hood rat.

>>26277415

We still need to bring up that vision we had about us being stabbed with a white light of power that might have been him.

>>26277459

True.

>>26277465

When we just became Adjuchas.

>>26277465
Probably when we were comatose in the menos forest for a week after ripping our mask off.

We lost our scientist. After all the rhyming I wrote to get him too.

>>26277487
>We lost our scientist.

...No we didn't.

>>26277328
Pfhahahaha no.

If he asks our explanation is:

"Well, to be frank, my number one reason was that I didn't want to ruin my Gigai by going all super saiyan. My second reason was that I didn't, y'know, want to come out as a Superhollow right in front of two Shinigami. I was going to step in the instant you went down too, so there was no witnesses to me firing my lasers everywhere, but then you sacrificed your own power to save your girlfriend and those people in the hospital. Honestly, the fact that you did that...its why I came here to save you...I'm going to hurt them for what they did to Ran. I was just starting to like her, too..."

>>26277487
I too rhymed to get him, but how did we lose him? I'm confused. I'm pretty sure nothing happened to the guy.

>>26277465

Twice. Once while we were BEING TALL!
then again whilst we were in agony removing bone plate from our face...

>>26277480
>>26277482
Are we sure it was the Devil fucking around and not just us getting stronger?

>>26277504
>Honestly, the fact that you did that...its why I came here to save you...I'm going to hurt them for what they did to Ran. I was just starting to like her, too...
Yeah looking at this the ellipses look really awkward. Chance it to

Honestly, the fact that you did that...its why I came here to save you.

...I'm going to hurt them for what they did to Ran. I was just starting to like her, too...

>>26277507
We have been pretty firmly dethroned, yes?

>>26277522
No, we aren't sure. I'm not sure entirely if all the internal bleeding was because we overdid it without releasing or if it was because Satan put a chip in our brain.

>>26277542
the Manchurian hollow.

>>26277522
>Are we sure it was the Devil fucking around and not just us getting stronger?

No, something did happen to us that wasn't natural.

We just don't know who or what did it.

>>26277522
It has been confirmed that we have a Vasto Engine in an Adjuchas Chasis

>>26277522
No, we aren't. We have memories of a bright light, but honestly? We have memories of being a magical girl and of god knows what else. We aren't sure of anything right now, even what the apple is supposed to do.
>>26277560
We don't even know what monologue meant by that.

>>26277415
Our plans? We're currently working for the soul society as a spy against Hueco Mundo, except we're actually the queen of Hueco, and we're spying on the soul society for Lucifer, while trying to find out exactly what God is up to. We're spying on three different sides for each of the other three. And the end goal is to make them all murder the hell out of each other for shits and giggles.

I think that's about it, right? Quadruple Agent Superspy Doctor Queen Schrödinger.

>>26277504
>>26277525
Wouldn't going full Hollow in the real world start to damage stuff?
Don't Shinigami seal some of their powers when they go to the real world because of that?

>>26277541
Well we've still probably got the personal loyalty of all the Arrancar we recruited. Jager, Furioso, and THE GREAT ME are at least prolly still our bros.

>>26277541
All according to plan. This is what we've been working towards. Just another step towards killing the Soul King.

And it's not like we ever really did anything there anyway.

>>26277541
Nah, I wouldn't say so. We knew about the rebels trying to take over hollow land. Jaeger told us all about that. As far as we know, all the hollows working for us know that we're the ones to listen to when it comes down to it, and not those pretend rebels.


Furthermore, what happened with sin-fin is confusing. We gave her free reign to do as she pleases, so perhaps she was working along with the rebels for some reason not known to us now, but that doesn't mean all of our allies have swapped teams, we don't even know yet if it means she has or not.

>>26277560
But we did actually reach Vasto so that was likely a metaphor rather than being literal

>>26277594
Oh, yeah, good point. I'll add that in.

"Well, to be frank, my number one reason was that I didn't want to ruin my Gigai by going all super saiyan. Also doing that'd start killing people from my power? I'm not too sure on the specifics but its something I heard somewhere, and I was reluctant to risk it around Ryouichi. My second reason was that I didn't, y'know, want to come out as a Superhollow right in front of two Shinigami. I was going to step in the instant you went down too, so there was no witnesses to me firing my lasers everywhere, but then you sacrificed your own power to save your girlfriend and those people in the hospital. Honestly, the fact that you did that...its why I came here to save you."

"...I'm going to hurt them for what they did to Ran. I was just starting to like her, too..."

I wanna get a ticket the fuck out of here fast and go talk to Lucy about quadruple agent status, whatever weird experiments he did to us, what the fuck that arm was, and anything else we need to do now that the early phases are completed.

>>26277635
We were supposed to be an Adjuchas. Lucifer altered us so we'd reach Vasto.

>>26277635
Well, that was said a thread or two ago, so we'd been a vasto for quite a while when monologue told us that.

>>26277650
>Talk to one of the people you are spying on about your current status as a quadruple agent

>>26277638

This begs the question, is Ran dead?

>>26277676
We aren't actually giving the shinigami any info on Satan. None. Because his plan to kill the Soul King is the one we're following.

>>26277638
Eh, its good enough and prolly our best option so far if we want to keep Hayato's good graces.

>>26277684
To quote Azure last thread, as a doornail.

>>26277684
>Chest ripped open
>Heart torn out
>Had a dude's hand digging around in there looking for an apple
Probably.

>>26277684
>This begs the question, is Ran dead?

YES

Azure said so many times last thread.

>>26277674
Wait what? Im getting confused as fuck. This is just like trying to read actual bleach.

So we did get to vasto, but we may or may not have been fucked with to get there, and we were vasto for a while even though we ripped off our face about ten minutes after we got there?

And now shits crazy?

I thought the whole engine in the wrong chassis thing was because we didn't go full hollow when the we broke the breaks on the crazy train

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You decide to go check in on Hayato, because he is going to be mad. Like, probably really mad since you seemed to be unable to keep the fact that he was captured hidden from Ran for more than, like, a minute or so. You give a sniff out to the winds and eventually make your way to a small grave yard. You walk through the pristine headstones and polished marble statues only to find yourself eventually standing next to Hayato who is staring at a grave to Ran. You decide to be quiet for a while and let him do the talking, because honestly you are pretty bad at these situations, even when you were alive. Especially when you were alive.

"She came for me." He finally says making you glance to the side at him. "She came to save me and got killed for it and I couldn't do shit to save her. Why did you bring her here?" He asks.

"Stupid. What would you do if she was captured and she told you not to come? She was a good person, they do stuff like this sometimes." You explain.

"Because I gave my powers up she- Why didn't you save Ran? Why did you make me give my powers to that stupid kid instead of just wiping the hollows off the map? Then we wouldn't be in this mess!" He frowns while staring at you.
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>>26277406
the gigai gimping us sounds like the best excuse should the accusation arise

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"Well, to be frank, my number one reason was that I didn't want to ruin my Gigai by going all super saiyan. Also doing that'd start killing people from my power? I'm not too sure on the specifics but its something I heard somewhere, and I was reluctant to risk it around Ryouichi. My second reason was that I didn't, y'know, want to come out as a Superhollow right in front of two Shinigami. I was going to step in the instant you went down too, so there was no witnesses to me firing my lasers everywhere, but then you sacrificed your own power to save your girlfriend and those people in the hospital. Honestly, the fact that you did that...its why I came here to save you."

"...I'm going to hurt them for what they did to Ran. I was just starting to like her, too..." You explain but he just looks back at the grave.

"Getting revenge won't bring her back. She was my most important person, the only thing that made life worth while and they just killed her. Just like that." He trembles slightly. Is he about to cry? Do not start crying.

You see tears from around his eyes, but he rubs them and then looks away. "Leave me alone for a while. I need time to grieve." He explains.

Seems he wants to be left alone. Yes, I have to keep summarizing what the events mean. Well, because it makes it easier.

Concerned about who your monologue was talking to, but understanding, you turn to go.

"This isn't the end Hayato. Ran would not want you moping around like this. I only knew her for a short time comparatively, but I could tell what sort of person she was. Mourn as much as you need to, but you know she would want you to continue." You say. You need to think of a way to get Ryouichi and him together.

You are currently in a grave yard. What do you want to do?
[]Go see someone
[]Back to the human world
[]Other, please specify
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>>26277786
I have no idea what's going on either, but the pastebin does say that we're already stronger than "normal Vasto lorde" without releasing.

>Do not have access to all your abilities until you transform, but you are still stronger than a normal Vasto Lorde without it.

But then it also says that shapeshifting can't go too extreme.
>Shapeshifting can not be performed to the extremes.

Which makes me think we just overdid it. I dunno, though.

>>26277406
>Lieception

Once this thread is over I plan on having a Q&A session, I am also planning on doing a summary thread which might maybe help answer some questions?

>>26277832
>[]Back to the human world

>>26277832
>[]Back to the human world

See how our shrine is doing, as well as the school.

And were the Twincies with the Scrubs when we talked to them?

>>26277832
Go see science guy and annoy the hell out of him.

>>26277832
>[]Back to the human world
We really do need to get the heck outta here.

>[]Go see someone
Once we get back, go stand in a deserted crossroads and draw pentagrams on shit or something. We need to summon the devil and ask who was arm.

>>26277867
But how can it be a proper Bleach setting if you actually know whats going on?

>Back to the human world

>>26277832
We need to contact Lucy and find out what the fuck happened and what the fuck is happening and what the fuck we should make happen in the future. Can we do that while still in SS? Maybe through that creepy lieutenant dude?

>>26277900
Twincies are scrubs, so yes.

>>26277927
>Twincies are scrubs, so yes.

Just making sure they didn't get arrested or anything and we didn't notice.

>>26277920
>and find out what the fuck happened and what the fuck is happening

Sin-Fin attacked us so that we would seem like an innocent third party and not related to her, Jaeger, the Rebel Captains and the other Arrancar in any way.

>>26277709
I remember there was flavor text of her labored breathing when pudgy evil captain dropped her when he found the apple

>>26277967
It was the air being expelled from her dead lungs.

>>26277967
She is dead as fuck Anon.
This is a bleach setting, Not a One piece setting

>>26277920
She gave us a huge boost in our credibility towards the SS. We're a quadruple agent now, because when she attacked us she discounted our involvement with Lucy.

We should still chat with Lucy, though. Gotta see what's happening next.

>>26278000
Ah, so I see now. Alright then.

>>26277948
Speaking of Jaeger, are we going to try and save her life? I mean, we could fob watch as her and set it to "when our life's on the line" or something. Then go back to our crazy old self, give the troll smile we love so dearly, and keep people we like to fuck with the heads of alive until we stop enjoying the faces they make.

>>26278080
For all we know that is what causes her to die.

>>26278025
perhaps she hasn't betrayed us and is only playing a part for our eventual back stabbing of the traitor captains.

or perhaps she is taking orders from the "true ruler" of Hue co which Akira hinted to when he rhymed at us. it is totaly the moon it has a hollow hole and eveything

>>26278080
Is Jaeger actually in any danger? I thought this was part of the plan?

>>26278117
>The moon is a Hollow
Oh god, I bet it transforms into a giant robot too.

>>26278025
That being said people do survive getting more or less chopped in half in bleach dont they?

>>26278122
Akira had a prophesy. He rhymed at us and in it he said Jager-bomb may die.

>>26278143
>hollow decepticon
OH FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UNICRON IS A GOD DAMN SUPERHOLLOW.

>>26278143
better yet hue co is inside a gigantic hollow hence why it is always night the hand that appeared could have been a gigantic world hollow

>>26278222
Probably Soul King, though.

>>26278222
Nah, the hand that appeared is obviously our own from the future where we have to become really tall to fight the moon.

>>26278222
>Giant hand is Hueco hollow

No, that was Hell.

>>26278155
Because Orihime. Our bullshit hax power blessed wimp in this universe is Akira, the seer.

>>26278237
Nah, I'm pretty sure the giant hand was Satan.

>>26278249
Fatebreaker is pretty bullshit hax.

>>26278238
>implying in the future we dont acheive second release go back in time using powered up fate breaker and try to save Manfred.

>implying that we save Julian only to realise he had been with us all along as monologue

>implying we don't have to fuse past Risa with Gerard to give ourselves monologue.

>implying Francis gave us fatebreaker and not future Risa.

>>26278200
I think the goal is just to make her give less of a shit about Hueco Mundo?

I mean it's a boring place.

>>26278331
Ichigo was bullshit hax.
Aizen was bullshit hax.
Juha Bach was bullshit hax.
Lots of people in Bleach are bullshit hax.

But Orihime is a particular flavor of bullshit hax that corresponds best with Akira. Or are you trying to argue that we're this universe's Orihime?

>>26277095
>"So in conclusion, fuck you Ryouichi I totally could and in fact did change what I am. Go suck a bucket of dicks." You growl and Ryouichi seems shocked.

How bad or hilarious would it be if this causes Ryouichi to get power hungry and try to become a hollow himself?

>>26278399
Tits are too small for that. Everyone knows Orihime's powers came from her melons.

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You decide you have done enough for now. You leave Hayato to grieve and then go back to the captain commander you walk into the large building and find him writing a report of some sort. "Need someone to open the door so we can leave this place. Kids have school you know." You explain and he nods.

"Some one will get to it. Remember to keep your ear to the ground." He explains and you go.

You walk back to the fourth division barracks and find the Captain of the division talking to your scrubs.

"-So why do you call your Lieutenants McDreamy and McSteamy?" Akira asks the man causing him to scratch at his seemingly permanent five o'clock shadow.

"Well, being a doctor you have to have good bedside manner and must be able to be really good with people, right? So to pick a LT I just gathered all the the seated officers and told them to seduce as many people as possible in a day. They both tied so I just said they could both be my LT." He explains.

"And the names?" Friedhelm asks adjusting his now repaired glasses.

"Hm? Well, McSteamy has the almost shaved head, and tan skin so he is steamy, while dreamy has the feathery blonde hair and deep soulful eyes. Come on it's common sense. Plus isn't it more fun this way?" He asks.

"Well, there are all sorts in the world. Come on scrubs, you got classes at a point that isn't now." You explain and the Captain looks at you sadly.

"Riri! You can't just take them! You can have the no fun ones, but Ryoko's a good girl. I decided, you can't have her." He explains wrapping an arm around Ryoko.

Ryoko shifts uncomfortably, blushing slightly at the older man's advances and you frown. "No way, she's mine." You protest and he looks shocked.

"But she is your student! I don't see how that could be good for her education." Hiroshi protests as Ryoko looks between the two of you.

"What can I say? She's hot for teacher." You point out and Hiroshi thinks on it for a few moments.
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"Hm, has a good ring to it. I approve!" He shouts giving you a thumbs up which you return. I like this guy. "Guess you have to go back. You are welcome anytime!" He offers giving Ryoko a pat on her bottom before sending her to you.

You walk with the flustered Ryoko and the kids back to the front gate of Soul society where you see that hooded man from before standing in front of a sliding screen door. You stand apart from him/her/it and stare evenly at each other for a few moments before the hood shifts slightly and the being within speaks. "Such a pity you could not drop by and visit. I would have loved getting to know you." It says, the voice that of a robust man. "Open the gate." A gentle female voice calls from the hood, far too young to be the captain.

As the scrubs leave through the open door you turn to him and your voice shifts. "I can do that too." You explain, the voice a cruel old woman. "Hands off my schtick." You continue your voice that of a dour man. You set your voice back to default and walk through the doors.

You walk down a long ass tunnel, where time seems to stretch out before you in ways you can't explain. You are silent during the trip, the odd tunnel devoid of the pleasing smell of spirit particles and seemingly unending. You eventually find the end and take a step out, careful to stand on air as you do and see the gate opened over the river, and the scrubs are all wet. You laugh at their misery and see that it is late evening so you send them on their way home.

It is late evening. You are back in the city. You make your way to the shrine at the top of the hill and look around. Things are more or less how you left it minus one very sad addition to your home. Sin-Fin is not there. Also your yogurt went bad.

What do you want to do? You see a letter which explains the school will reopen Monday. It is currently Thursday
[]Go into town for something
[]To Hueco Mundo you go!
[]Go see a scrub
[]Other, please specify
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>>26278477
>[]To Hueco Mundo you go!

See what's what.

>>26278477
>[]To Hueco Mundo you go!
Go wait in the Menos forest for Satan.

Also, is the school not burned down anymore?

>>26278477
>[]To Hueco Mundo you go!

Hueco a gogo

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>>26278477
>You stand apart from him/her/it and stare evenly at each other for a few moments before the hood shifts slightly and the being within speaks. "Such a pity you could not drop by and visit. I would have loved getting to know you." It says, the voice that of a robust man. "Open the gate." A gentle female voice calls from the hood, far too young to be the captain.
>As the scrubs leave through the open door you turn to him and your voice shifts. "I can do that too." You explain, the voice a cruel old woman. "Hands off my schtick." You continue your voice that of a dour man. You set your voice back to default and walk through the doors.
>This right after us musing that we've been time travelling
Oh my gooooooooooood

In less paranoid news [X]To Hueco Mundo you go!
Disguise ourselves as a scrub. Or better yet ourselves as an Adjuchas.

>>26278477
>To Hueco Mundo you go!

Im calling it now, that medic guy is probably evil

>>26278545
>Or better yet ourselves as an Adjuchas.

Let's disguise ourselves as a big, dumb gorilla Adjuchas.

Small legs, gigantic arms, head the size of a coconut.

So why didn't we try to heal Ran with out shapeshifting healing nonsense?

I imagine Risa doesn't actually give a shit but it would have handled Hayato's slight mistrust of us.

>>26278477
>As the scrubs leave through the open door you turn to him and your voice shifts. "I can do that too." You explain, the voice a cruel old woman. "Hands off my schtick." You continue your voice that of a dour man. You set your voice back to default and walk through the doors.

This is making me itch to bring out my black company books.

>>26278570
>>26278578
Why? We're seeing satan first.

>>26278578
how were we going to do that exactly?

>>26278595
>Why?

Why not?

And to keep up the act for anyone not in the know.

>>26278578
The best we could have done was turn an arm into an artificial heart, but that would have left our arm jammed into her chest with a major fight going on.

Oops. Didn't mean to link to >>26278578 in this post >>26278595.

Mean to link to >>26278570

>>26278596
Shove a fist in her and shapeshift into organs.

and then bullshit shinigami surgery happens.

>>26278629
Then we get stabbed by the rebel captain and die.

>>26278578
I think what happened was too much bullshit even for us to deal with.

...Also we totally forgot to ask if giant hand guy is going to give them their bird-spear back.

>>26278477
>You walk down a long ass tunnel, where time seems to stretch out before you in ways you can't explain

I remember when I asked before about where if we singularity cero + gargantana if anything would happen. AE cryptically mentioned "plot would happen"

Could this be the right place? I want to suggest doing it, but I know we've got no reason to suddenly do so. Curses.

>>26278629
Our poisonous hollow arm?

>>26278665
our poisonous madness inducing arm

>>26278665
Sure.

>>26278545
Oh god, it fits.

IT FIIIITS

Twelfth squad captain is Future!Schrödinger

>>26278681
>>26278682
>What could possibly go wrong!

>>26278721
Shit she was already dead, what could possibly have made it worse?

>>26278730
Zombies? gay vamp- I mean Bounts?

I think it was said that we would get more SP XP once we finished up with the scrubs and soul society. Have we gotten that yet?

>>26278773

We also got an extra 2 SPXP after the last thread, I saw.

>>26278730
We do still need a reason for mexico arc to happen.

>>26278781
That was actually from me writing pastebin.com/bhd2Gcp7 and tweeting it to Azure.

>>26278789
Nah, I want to pull an azien at least once.

>>26278773

Yeah, we gained 4 more.

We're not at 71 SPXP

>>26278805
Ran isn't dead, she's inside the apple.

>>26278730
Being kept alive by horrible poisonous madness inducing organs Made from a creature that eats souls?

>>26278806
The 4 that got us to 71 was from the 2 drawings at the start of the thread I think.

We're at 81 now, it just updated for finishing SS.

>>26278825
Only to be replaced with non horrible madness inducing organs made by a creature that might actually be a mad scientist.

>>26278825
Thats not nearly the worst part about being kept alive by Schroedinger.

"Hey Ran?"

"What."

"I've come inside you."

"I have never wanted to kill myself as much as I do right now."

>>26278801

That was really fucking good, Anon.

Keep at it, man!

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You make your way to the clock tower, free to go through your happy door as you please because no one is left to stop you from your favorite spot. You walk along the dark filled world between worlds and give a glance down into the darkness, feeling uncomfortable that such a place is actually a thing, but seeing nothing. The door to the other side eventually opens up and you find yourself once more in the arid land of Hueco Mundo. You give a slight stretch as your ears and mask fragments return. You look around to get your bearings before sonidoing towards an opening in the vast expanse of Hue Co, the moon the only illumination of your path. You eventually arrive at the forest of Menos and let out your go juice before sitting next to a Menos who just wants to be tall man, just like; be tall, you know? You wait for a while until a creeping sensation, like silk brushing gently against the nerve center of pain in your mind overcomes you and you turn to see, wrapped in a white robe, Ms. Sam. He gives you a smile before nodding.

"Good to see you again. You managed to break the first lock of the spirit king's palace. Of course this is only the first step, but luckily we have other agents at work on the other locks." He explains.
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"Oh, good to know it all worked out. What's the situation here?" You ask and he seems to think.

"The captain who led the rebellion is currently experimenting with the apple. He should find a method of use for it that fits with his idea of what the apple should be soon, and then he will likely try force making arrancars. Sadly forcing them makes them weaker than if they did it themselves in most situations." He lets out a sigh and shakes his head as if it can not be helped.

"So as for now we just have to wait for him to get the apple working? Then what?" You ask and he smiles, like standing in the path of ten thousand supernovas that smile.

"When he finally managed to complete his little plans and the apple matures he will try to use it himself by implanting it within. He believes it will allow him to replace the soul king. At which point I will teach you a certain phrase which you can use to retrieve the fruit. Sadly it only works once, but once should be enough." He explains.

Seems there will be an army build up arc, an army being made, a war maybe, and then soul king probably? Seems to be the current situation.

Anything you want to ask the Morningstar?
[]Yes, please write in
[]No, lets do something else.
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>>26278852
Not sure she would last that long buddy.
Besides we teach physics, We dont know how biology even works.

>>26278892
Thanks, mate!

>>26278892
>>26278801
I give out SPXP like hotcakes. Writefagging drawfagging, I just give it away.
I honestly have no idea what a hotcake is, bust assume it is slang for hookers.

>>26278914
>[]Yes, please write in

"I had a vision, in the Soul Society. Something gave me power when I became an adjuchas. I think I wasn't meant to be vasto, but something or someone pushed me to it. Was it you?"

>>26278914
" Sooo... the SS think they got a mole in Hueco. Yours truly... I'm taking suggestions for false intel. got good ones?"

>>26278914
>Yes, please write in
Ask him if he messed with our insides at some point

>>26278914
Yes

"I...may have punched a hole in reality there. Apparently black holes, pandora ceros, and giant fire bird spears make giant arms come out of the sky and scoop said bird spear up like a snack. Did I just meet the Soul King for the first time?"

>>26278955
>I honestly have no idea what a hotcake is

It's basically a deep-fried pancake.

>>26278914
"So what are the other locks? And you remember that seer kid I've taken under my wing? He mentioned something about a true ruler of Hueco Mundo, and that it wasn't me, or Jaeger, or the traitor, or anyone else I've met so far. You know what the deal with that is?"

>>26278955
its an archaic terms for pancakes.

McDonalds calls , or used to anyway, their pancakes that.

>>26278914
"So how dependent is the Soul Society and Hueco Mundo on the Soul King's continued existence?

Like should I reconsider getting a vacation house?"

>>26278914
>[x]Yes, please write in
Ask about the brain chip.

Ask who was arm.

Ask if there's any specific kind of info we should be leaking to SS or if there's any we should make sure they don't find out about.

>>26278980
>>26278978
>>26278965
>>26278962
>>26279001
All of these.

>Did you fuck with my insides?
>What are the other locks?
>Whats with the True Ruler of Hueco Mundo?
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ARM
>I'm now a spy. What should I tell people?
>How badly is killing the Soul King going to fuck things up?

>>26278955
I always assumed they were just cakes that were hot

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>>26278801
That was noir as fuck.

I fucking love noir.

>>26279010
Also, ask if he knows anything about Sin-Fin's heart power up thing that Shiba told us about.

>>26279056
>Did you fuck with my insides?
>What are the other locks?
>Whats with the True Ruler of Hueco Mundo?
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ARM
>I'm now a spy. What should I tell people?
>How badly is killing the Soul King going to fuck things up?
>Whats the deal with Sin Fin?

>>26278965
Make sure to ask if there's anything they absolutely should not find out, and how acceptable half-truths are for things like this or if it's 100% hush status.

>>26278914
"Sooo.

Hell seems nice. I mean, I only got a glimpse of it when I tore open the world, but still."

>Satan just wants all the souls that would be going to SS / Hue Co. to go to hell instead so he can become stronger and fight against heaven or some shit

>>26279074
Yes, that looks good.

>>26279074
Maybe add a question on if there'd be time to take a plane to Mexico to compare and contrast, or if there are any macguffins out there that could use a stealthy vasto to acquire in the future.

>>26279264
>Did you fuck with my insides?
>What are the other locks?
>Whats with the True Ruler of Hueco Mundo?
>WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ARM
>I'm now a spy. What should I tell people?
>How badly is killing the Soul King going to fuck things up?
>Whats the deal with Sin Fin?
>I'm gonna have enough time to go travelling the world to check out how the spiritual landscape is in foreign places before shit starts going down, right?

>>26279264
>if there'd be time to take a plane to Mexico

I'm not sure if we could do that.

>>26279292
Oh and most important, is there anyone else he has to field any questions like this.

Like... Beelzebub?

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"Couple things which I need answered because I really like knowing what's going on." You say and he nods indicating for you to continue. "Did you fuck with my insides. Because I had a weird vision thing, like a dream. I wasn't supposed to be a Vasto but something made it possible. Was that you?" You ask.

He shakes his head. "I'm afraid I don't know what you are talking about. If it was a dream then it is just as possible that it was simply that; or that thing you talk to, Monologue was it? Perhaps he was playing a prank." He offers, not even trying for gender proper pronouns. However he does sound sincere, but then again he always does sound sincere so take that with a grain of salt.

"What are the other locks?" You mentally check the things off your list.

"The creation of an entity on the border, between divine, hollow, human, and shinigami. The apple will take care of that when it implants. The destruction of certain individuals. The creation of certain sites, and the spilling of unclean blood. That sort of complicated nonsense. If anything comes up you can help with I will let you know." He explains.

"What's the true ruler of Hueco Mundo?" You ask.

"Why, wouldn't that be you?" He asks, his voice like ten million defiled virgins screaming all at once in your brain. "Why do you ask?"

"No real reason." You say. Seems he may not know anything, or he is lying, but Satan wouldn't do that right?

"So when I used Pandora Cero and Singularity on the execution device a giant hand came from nowhere and grabbed it before dragging it away. What the fuck was that?" You ask and he seems thoughtful.

"A gatekeeper of hell, they are very grabby with their toys. The blade you speak of was likely originally a blade form there then fed shinigami souls in order to pacify it. Your blast must have weakened the boundary enough for the gate keeper to open the hole the rest of the way and get it back." He explains.
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