>>26276276
Yeah.

>>26276276
Yeah. I think we should walk Orihime home, kiss her goodnight, and sleep in our own bed alone.
We need our solitude.

>>26276276
Yeah, it's been a long day.

>>26276276

"Yeah...yeah we should. Tomorrow is the start of some very busy days..."

Walk were ever we're walking hand in hand with Orihime. We just had a shitty time...we're hurting emotinonally...we shouldn't be so proud to not need to lean on someone who is willing to offer us support.

Aw yeah, Bleach Quest!
It was a bummer not having one last night, but I'm glad you're back, cosgrove!

Side note-I haven't gotten any drawing done lately, so here's hoping I pull together something today.

>>26276276
>Yeah

The more distance we put between ourselves and Urahara right now the better.

>>26276276

yes.

also have some alone time, it has been a loooooooooooooooooooong day after all.

ichigo should cry out his frustrations.

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Last night I'm posting the first interlewd:

fanfiction.net/s/9522518/1/BQ-Interlewd-1-Fade-to-Black
-OR-
bleach.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600012840
-OROR-
http://pastebin.com/8B4pWb8U

Hope you guys enjoyed it!
I'll get to working on the Hollow Momo one I started oh so long ago.

>>26276276
yeah
call dad, set everyone up in the hospital for the night so we're all ready to go come morning

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Good evening. How are my students doing tonight? I'm glad to see you survived flowers and fireworks...


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Don't know what's going on and want a "quick" recap? Don't worry your pretty head:
http://pastebin.com/mrx3gdgE
(Covers BQ:1 - BQ:28)

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com


See you soon... bye bye!

Yes, but make sure Nel is sorted out and healed up first. She probably feels like shit right now and she didn't do anything wrong.

>>26276276

Not yet

This little test ruined our chance to have a great finish to the day with our friends. We should try to salvage the evening

>>26276375
Urahara already healed her

>>26276276
Ya lets head home with them and Hime. We're in no mood to deal with any other bullshit right now.

Big the team a good nights rest and go home.

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>>26276340
>>26276291
>>26276301
>>26276325

>>26276375
Actually yeah we should check up on her, make sure she gets that we don't blame her, and that we're sorry she broke our arms.

>>26276381
I think he meant emotionally/mentally?

>>26276381
We should still check on her. Someone who dislikes fighting as much as Nel was forced into fighting a friend by Urahara. She's not in a good place right now.

>>26276412
We already did that.

>>26276424
We already talked to her. Tactical hugs were had.

>>26276276
check up on Nel, then home with Hime and the sisters

>>26276340
Here's how it's going to go
>Ichigo heads to bathroom
>stands at sink/mirror
>cries
>looks in the mirror
>wipes his eyes
>all that's left is steely determination

>>26276432
Yeah I guess we can just check in tomorrow.

>>26276460
He will turn his eyes to steel.

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>When we get back
"Oh hey Urahara, I picked you up a gift while in the Soul Society!"
"Oh that was awfully thoughtful of you Ichigo!"
"Let me just /ruffling around in cloak/ Ah there it is! /flip the bird/ And they even had a two for one sale! /flip double bird/."

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Awwwww yeah Bleach Quest.

>>26276340
>>26276460
Guys c'mon.

We already have a perfect visual metaphor in our hat that was modeled after Urahara.

Like we can take it out, stare at it for like five minutes, move to rip it apart, but just crumple it up and throw it at the wall in frustration.

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>>26276490
>My days literally have been revolving around Bleach Quest for the entire month of July
I think I have a problem.

>>26276506
>>26276340
>>26276460
hichschool, please leave.

>>26276489
no, better. get the fucker pardoned and give him the 12th division back

>>26276516
Well mine was revolving around Toonami General until this, so you aren't as bad as me. This is better than that SAO shitstorm.

>>26276533
We're fifteen.

And I wasn't advocating crying.

No tears for Urahara, just disappointment and also anger.

>>26276516

You think you've got it bad, my wife has taken issue with me sitting up to all hours and ignoring her for Bleach Quest...so I'm cooling my jets on it...in that I'm checking it every so many minutes instead of constantly.

>>26276506

it isn't just about Urahara.
try to think about it more deeply.

>>26276552

SOA shitstorm?

>>26276536
You DO realize he made us have a life or death knife fight with a pacifist as part of a deal of him not bleeding her dry on the spot and then pimp slapped us at full strength while still in our human bod right? And that was just tonight.

>>26276554
You have a wife? Wow, how many actual lives has /tg/ ruined?

>>26276552
What SAO shitstorm?

>>26276516
>>26276490
good now the momo zombi Mayuri stitches together will have a friend

>>26276570
It's on Toonami now. Premiering tonight.

This is what we should tell Nel.

"Neliel, I want to make sure that you know I still trust you. You must know by now that I fight for my friends. I'll do everything in my power to protect them, no matter the cost. Tomorrow, we're headed into enemy territory. There's nothing in this world or any of the others that I value more than the people I love. And I trust you to keep my friends safe. Think about that for a minute, will you?"

>>26276554
Bleach Quest has "cured" my addiction to videogames.

My friends think I must have a girlfriend because I'm no longer playing the vidya with them for 8 hours every night.

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>26276590
Oh dear fuck.

>>26276572
and this will force him to deal with Mayuri. Forever

>>26276516
Trust me, you're not the only one. And now that you posted this, it's time for symbolism.
>Ichigo, like Frankenstein's monster, is an amalgamation of creatrures
>Rukia, like a succubus, stole Ichigo's Heart
>Orihime, like a ghost, is largely ineffectual
>Renji, like a mummy, needs bandages a lot
>Toshiro, like a catboy, is popular with fans
>Uryu, like a vampire, sucks power out and uses it for himself
>Rangiku, like a witch, is...idunno

>>26276563

ichigo is pretty shallow though, so i agree with him.

>>26276581
Mayuri's either going to end up a useful ally or on Aizens payroll. Interested to see how that'll turn out either way.

>>26276581
Look, Aizen would have Momo killed and her body destroyed before he lets Mayuri get his hands on her.

Because unless he's standing in the room the whole time with Kyouka Suigetsu at full blast, Mayuri could science his way to the truth.

>>26276489
Actually, I plan to enlist Soi Fon in our revenge shenanigans. Also telling her how to get her godess to teach her Shunko. Tell her to ask if teaching her that stuff is more dangerous than the stunts Urahara put a 15 year old kid through.

>>26276596
We already talked to Nel last night people. Tactical hugs were had.

>>26276603

Rangiku, like a witch is sexy

>>26276574
more than you think friend....
.....
...
..

>>26276605
If we were shallow like you say, we wouldn't have not slept with Momo when she was practically raping us her first night. Probably would have tried knocking up 'Bel and Apacci to.

>>26276617
>>26276618
This. Mayuri may be a huge cunt but we could probably get him against Aizen.

So after we buy glorious two handed what's the next thing we raise up?

Can it be Quincy skill levels? I really think it should be. More effective Blut and infinite fun tricks await us down that road.

>>26276645
You realize we avoided Momo for all of 2 days before having a threesome right?

>>26276574

Eh, it's not ruined yet....I have an addictive personality, and she was just miffed she had to compete for my attention with this image board thread...for several nights in a row. I've cooled it, dropping out early and catching up with the archive in the mornin' so it's all good.

Though she was CAPTIAL P passive aggressive angry about it at first and didn't want to talk about it.

Anyhow, onto BLEACH QUEST!

Home, Bed, Orihime's hand. Share a moment because DAMN if this relaxing day didn't end stressfully and we need a reminder that we are still alive.

>>26276645
i don't think he was talking about that kind of shallow.

>>26276516
I know that feeling.

This is a sign that Cosgrove is doing something-or everything- right.

>>26276590
and so I weep for the next generation of anime newcomers.

>>26276603
Bewitching?
Can put men under a spell?
How many magic/witch puns did you just miss out on?

>>26276666
>6666
Two handed method it is, then.

>>26276645
>implying this won't happen eventually

>>26276671
It was a week and some change.

>>26276603
>Rukia, a small and now insignificant character in the show, despite being a catalyst for the whole thing; unlike a succubus she poured her life into someone else rather than sucked it out
>Toshiro, transforms just like a werewolf for his bankai, is often looked down on like a dog
>Rangiku, bewitches men; uses her looks to her advantage. More in common with the modern American slut witches

>>26276590
>I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Only the dead can know peace from this yadda yadda

>>26276685
Rangiku has no luck with men, though.

>>26276685

Oh shit, I just realized the quads I got.

Yup, time for two handed and Quincy. /tg/ demands it

>>26276618
Aizen's illusions do not require him to be present to perform upkeep. His corpse was an example of such an illusion, and I even think it was autopsied.

>>26276686
Oh yeah, I forgot about the fast forward stuff.

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>>26276698

>>26276657
At first I was very against having any interaction with Mayuri beyond tactical nuclear annihilation, but now that Urahara pulled this little stunt I almost think it might be better to go with the scientist who won't lie to us about how evil he is, rather than waiting for Urahara to pull another bullshit stunt behind our back.

That's assuming SS doesn't just declare us ultra-criminals to be killed on sight once this is over, of course, because Mayuri is one guy we definitely won't be able to just Peacewalker out from under Yamamoto's nose.

>>26276666
i really want ichigo to have bankai before SS arc though...

>>26276693
>Rukia
>small and insignificant
Did you even read the Fullbring arc?
>Toshiro
>transforms
Nope. Ice forms around him, he gets armor. That's no transformation.

>>26276714

We can't put XP into bankai. The only way to raise it is to Jinzen.

>>26276714
XP won't help us reach Bankai. We can't raise our Zanpakuto level with XP, which is almost certainly what determines our eligibility for Bankai.

Writing

>>26276707
True, but he did require someone else to assist in impersonate him, so they can't pass a turning test unless he is present.

>>26276707
His fake corpse was really Kyouka Suigetsu though, wasn't it?

>>26276714
We have nowhere near enough xp to get that before the SS arc starts.

>>26276714
No, that just doesn't fit the shonen formula, I'm sorry to say.
We'll get it later, don't worry.

I feel we should ask Urahara to come and TALK to us if he has a problem with how we're doing things rather than orchestrate an elaborate ruse in order to find out how we'll respond to stuff. Like "Hey, Ichigo, I noticed you went kinda berserk and annihilated a Hollow with quincy powers way back when. Are you sure you don't have rage-issues? How do you think you'd respond to one of your comrades betraying you?"

That sort of thing. FUCKING COMMUNICATE with us like a fucking adult (which Ichigo isn't, but Urahara certainly is) so this sort of thing doesn't happen anymore. Ichigo only destroyed that hollow in the beginning when he didn't even know about the whole 'balance of souls' thing, let alone what a Quincy was. Urahara has a habit of overreacting to things with elaborate and paranoid plots, and we have to try to slow him down.

So, should we kidnap Hanatarou like in the manga?

>>26276790
Plus killing the Hougyoku didn't really have anything to do with how much power we have, all that did was open the door.

>>26276814
Yeah, it was our will that did the dinosaur.

>>26276355
Oh and thanks for the nearly 450 views in just five days guys!
Please feel free to leave a comment if you have any tips, suggestions, or criticisms.

>>26276792
If at all possible.

We'll have to nab somebody to interrogate once we're inside either way, so hopefully it'll be him.

>>26276792
There's no way this won't happen.
It's one of the funnier moments with the most impact in the beginning of the arc.

We'll meet him eventually, and if Momo's in the senzaikyu, then he'll know and be able to tell us, most likely, because his awful luck helps him meet girls- even if those girls are taken. At which point we grab him and run.

>>26276831
Nah, our will alone just got our ass kicked, it was only when Chizuru got so sick of watching us suffer that she stood up for us and herself.

>>26276792
no.

>>26276836
>Oh and thanks for the nearly 450 views in just five days guys!
> 450
Lords above...
> Please feel free to leave a comment if you have any tips, suggestions, or criticisms.
Bah, I dislike that site, but okay.

>>26276790
We didn't go berserk, we punched it and it turns out we had Falcon Punch powers.

Also he's a scientist. Words mean nothing; it all depends on observations in the field and controlled experiments.

>>26276836
>450 views
>The thought of over 300 people reading Bleach Quest
Dear god...

>>26276863
Regardless, will was important, the desire to destroy the Plot Rock. Urahara would never desire the Plot Rock destroyed as much as those two did. It was his magnum opus, his greatest creation. No creator would want to destroy their magnum opus even if it threatened the world.

>>26276899
>controlled experiments.
Urahara has about as much control over the situation as canon Ichigo did over his spirit energy.

Which... may actually explain why he's tripping balls and doing retarded stuff.

>>26276917

That is an interesting and philosophical way of looking at it...that Urahara could never destroy it...it was fundamentally against his being...he just couldn't see it that way.

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Got a second guys?
It's time for research:
http://strawpoll.me/283402

>>26276863
Actually, I think it was our rolls, we were never prompted for them, and we actually got a punch in where no one rolled, and it auto succeeded.

>>26276944
Also he wasn't able to swordception because
A) I don't think anybody else does that
B) He intentionally kept it away from a host

>>26276603
regni isn't a mummy he is a pirate

>>26276965
>we got a punch in when no one rolled
I don't remember that.

>>26276917
>>26276944
His greatest creation
His greatest misteak

Dude's still a tosser though. (at least in Bleach Quest)

>>26276899
As an actual, paid to do research, government contracts binding my comings and goings, scientist, he is a shit scientist if this is the best way he came up with to test and manipulate Ichigo.

>>26276990
I think he means well but his methods are just WAY off. I still trust the guy, though.

>>26276944
Yeah note how even in canon his plans never call for its destruction. Sealing it in a human body, hiding it, using it to asplode Aizen, but NEVER destroying it. Its proof of his genius!

>>26276875
Thanks for taking the time Hexer; that said, there's been over 380 unique visitors too.
And those are just the stats for the fanfiction.net link.

>>26276970
I'm pretty sure the swordception is actually an esoteric Quincy technique known as "Schatten" (Shadow).

>>26277032
How did he create it?

>>26277032
Maybe. It could also simply be that he TRIED to destroy it in the past and failed and now he believes that it just simply CAN'T be destroyed.

>>26277008
I think he's even more scared of us than he lets on.

I mean we've only been at this for like a month and we've grown this much.

We went to Hueco Mundo and we befriended two Vasto Lordes and four Adjuchas, one of which was Aizen's former third-in-command.

>>26277052
Certainly a convenient excuse huh?

>>26277049
uhhh...........ritual sacrifice?

>Urahara has to manipulate a 15 year old using nothing but a chick with cans the size of his head
>tricks him into a knife fight with her
GENIUS!

>>26277040
No problem.

> there's been over 380 unique visitors too.
And those are just the stats for the fanfiction.net link.
NEAT!

>>26276913
Some definitely come from the site itself though.

Oh god I finally have internet at my fucking house.
Girlbro faget chiming in, I'm working on a full dissertation on why Urahara is a shitler to be used on him to maybe reign in some of his paranoia. I'm deliberately avoiding angst and more pointing out why he is being a shitty human being and how to possiby fix it. Shouldn't burn any bridges, but it SHOULD make our displeasure known.
Also there is a surprising number of Nelial-Ichigo-Harribel threesome pictures on danbooru. Which makes the earlier threads so much funnier.

>>26276989
>You cock back your fist, sending it stumbling backwards.
>[...]
>It staggers to its feet, mouth open in shock.

We are never stated to have hit it, but it clearly reacts as though we did.

>>26277091
That was before we entered actual combat though, it was less a damaging attack and more an insult.

>>26277086
We still need more "aggressive" Hime pics and just more of Momo in general though. Maybe some tsunder Apacci.

>>26276913
I kind of doubt that. A lot come from the site itself.

>>26277106
Apacci isn't Tsundere in this. Quite the opposite.

>>26277106
>Apacci
>Tsun
She's completely Deredere for us, anon.

I dunno if I can help with the aggressive Hime pictures, though-
Orihime is surprisingly hard to draw.

>>26277106
>We still need more "aggressive" Hime pics
Tough luck with that, her image is way too cemented I fear.
> Maybe some tsunder Apacci
She's deredere.

>>26277106
Apacci's mostly just deredere in this quest, at least so far

>>26276372
you die tonight gin

>>26277100
Cos' doesn't ask for a roll the entire fight, in a quest where he disqualifies rolls for not having the right dice.

I honestly don't think it mattered.

>>26277173
But they had effects on how the dice worked. Also he asked for dice rolls near the end. Remember the double rider kick?

>Yeah

You grimace and nod your head. “Yeah, it’d be best to head back. Just a second.”

You step to the side and pull out your phone, calling your house. “Kurosaki Household.”

“Hey, dad, its me. I have a favor to ask, could I make use of the living room for tonight?”

You head silence before Isshin sighs. “Yeah, go ahead.”

You give him a word of thanks and hang out. Looking at your friends, you give them a weak smile. “Well, it seems like things didn’t end great, so I’m inviting you all over so that we can end the night on a good note. All of you are invited.”

Neliel stiffens at your words as you give her a subtle nod of the head. “I trust all of you, so I know you all will have each other’s backs out there.”

She quietly gives you a subtle nod back, a soft, hesitant smile on her face. You gri nat your friends and sisters. “Now come on, let’s go!”

Your friends all give you nods and begin heading with you back to your home. It’ll take a little while.

>Actions while on the way back?

>>26277156
>>26277106

i really love how hime turned out to be she is, here in the quest.

>>26277201
I thought our phone was broken by nel.

>>26277201
Hang back a little and talk with Hime a bit. Just small talk, nothing too big.

>>26277201
Talk to Chad.

>>26277223
Shit you're right. Damn. Well then, you borrow Orihime's. Sorry, retconned.

>>26277201
Hug Keigo

>>26277223
Urahara clearly gave us a cloned version of our phone.

>>26277223
That's true, she did stab our phone in Bleach Quest 31.
Just as well, we probably used a friends why not.

>>26277201
Ask our sisters if they had a good time.

>>26277201
How're the others doing?
Hell, we haven't talked to Bel or the Tres in a long time.
Let's do that, ask if they had fun.

>>26277201
chat it up with the Arrancar, ask how they liked their first real taste of the human world.
also, stop for ice cream

>>26277246
>Cosgrove making a mistake in front of us
OH GOD WE'RE GONNA GET KYOKA SUIGETSU'D!!!

>Chat up all your human friends

Trying to maintain all these Social Links is hard.

>>26277157
Tough luck with that, her image is way too cemented in fear
and submission.
Just about every picture has her crying, looking ashamed, or something of the like. It's kind of annoying.
Momo's more or less the same way.

I guess what I'm saying is that we need Bleach Quest specific 34.

>>26277269
Oh yeah, we forgot the ice cream.

>>26277287
What makes you think we weren't

>>26276679
Get her to work on her communcation skills so she can run throughthe passive aggressive phase in minutes or less. That shit is cancerous.

>>26277246
What, we don't have a magical respawning phone who's existence accidentally reveals this has been an illusion all along and Urahara is actually Aizen?

>>26277269
Treat everyone but urahara to ice cream. Stare at him meaningfully while eating an ice cream cone.

>>26277201
Check if other folks formed any social links. Like our sisters with Lilynette, or something.

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>>26277307
We got it at the beach.

>>26277269
Oh right, ice cream.

>>26277304
>Just about every picture has her crying, looking ashamed, or something of the like. It's kind of annoying.
>Momo's more or less the same way.
SIGH, preaching to the motherfucking choir here.
> I guess what I'm saying is that we need Bleach Quest specific 34.
Truth.

>>26277319
This. We need to understand the social links if we are to form them.

>>26277292
Yeah we really need more time for that shit.

I mean we barely talked to Kai at all, and we need to work on that.

>>26277201
Oh man, is it slumber party time?
Should we play spin the bottle?

>>26277191
godamn it...

Also we got icecream earlier today at the beach guys.

>>26277201
Check with Bel and the Tres first, then Lilly and Starrk/ our sisters, wrap up with Hime.

wow, one post per hour by the op, no wonder these threads hit 1500 posts, you guys need to circle jerk just to have something to do.

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>>26277106
I may or may not have some drawfriends handy interested in this quest that have an interest in such a thing.

>>26277393
must resist urge to create orgy...

>>26277393
YES

>>26277393
Quincy fucker is gonna cheat with German demonhunter magics.

>>26277201
Talk to Bel and the Tres. See how they liked the beach.

We haven't really talked to them since our match with Apacci two days ago.

>>26277419
BUENO
double tripple bueno if they get some comics up; ultra mega bankai bueno if it's a 34 comic

This quest needs more fan works.

>>26277430
>demonhunter
It is now my headcanon that Uryu listens to metal while he sews.
What kind of metal? I have no idea.
>>26277404
This is an especially slow thread. I don't know what's up with Cosgrove tonight.

>>26277393
>more haremshit
please no

>>26277457
I just want an Improvaizen comic.

>>26277404
it's usually faster, actually.

So, since I didn't get any drawing done in the last few days-
Time for another vote:
What should I make an attempt to draw tonight?
1) Ichigo vs Bel
2) Littlest Arrancar that could (any appaci request can go here)
3) Keigo/Aizen comic
4) Insert request here

>>26277478
Demon Hunter is, hilariously enough, classified as "White Metal."
So Demon Hunter is about right.

>>26277478
Dethklok so he can convince himself he still has "pride left" since it's all just a joke.

>>26277393
No; go be stupid somewhere else.

>>26277478
Uryu probably listens to incredibly technical metal.

>>26277478
>What kind of metal? I have no idea.
Nightwish and Leaves Eyes.

>>26277497
I tentatively agree. Let's cool it with that for now.

>>26277393
We really need to get a handle on those fucking apartments. Everyone gets luxury suite.

>>26277379
>Kai

Who?

>>26277509
Improvaizen comic because.

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>>26277478
>Metal

>Implying Radiohead isn't his jam

>>26277393
No, that's a terrible idea. Let's just have a calm uneventful sleep over with our friends. No drama, no shenanigans.

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>>26277505
Everyone wants ImprovAizen comics. I predict it will never happen.

>>26277509
I really want to see a cute moment myself... yet I'm also in the market for lewd at this hour so honestly whatever strikes your fancy works.

>>26277527

We let Kon pick his own name, and we all as players voted on the name he originally wanted in Canon and not the one Icihgo gave him.

>>26277545
We should let them go home and sleep in their own beds. It'll be the last time they get to do it for a while... maybe ever in some of their cases.

>>26277561
>Kon

Who?

>>26277527
This is why you read the godamn archives or at least the recap thread before trying to participate in a quest.

>>26277509
littlest arrancar that could

>>26277509
Ichigo v Bel so long as the comic ends with Ichigo passed out on her stomach.

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>>26277611
Please tell me you're joking and you didn't actually forget who Kon is.

I mean sure, he isn't a major character, but he isn't a complete nobody.

>>26277611
...do you know what Bleach is? want me to show you?

>>26277592
Well it's up to them, really.

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>>26277547
tonight's gunna suck. He's my favorite character in anime aside from Greed and Pride in the original FMA anime. If we can deduce he's pulling a Revolver Ocelot in character, we need to figure out a way to help him.

>>26277624
>>26277666
>>26277668


------>the joke
your head

>>26277668
>>26277666
Guys, it's a sarcastic jest based upon Kon pretty much completely disappearing from the manga until relatively recently.

>>26277611
Please see
>>26276372

Gin is here to help.

>>26277672
We're never going to get that sex Hime's clearly wanted from us since the night we got back are we?
Doesn't matter though as long as we can spend time with her. Then take just Momo out on a special date when we get her back. NOT IF. WHEN.

>>26277703
Its also a joke based on the sheer number of social links we have to upkeep.

>>26277611

The Mod Soul. A little sentient pill that we take and it ejects us from our body while he takes control so we don't just leave our meatbag to rot in the corner.

In canon, he wound up inhabiting a stuffed lion when not in use, now we put him in a godzilla plushie.

>>26277683
The simplest method is to not outright go for killing Aizen while we are here. I mean hell, our only objective right now is Momo.
After dealing with Urahara's shit we should be a little more in tune with backstabbery and such. We might be able to accidentally see through his little plot. Especially if we find Rukia and Shiba's I mean seriously. At that range? No way he could have missed.

>>26277718
We were primed and ready to go last night, but she fell asleep on us.

I personally expect the captains to get hit pretty hard by this war. I have 3 to 1 on dog boy dying personally.

>>26277742
We can't very well be doing that in our home while our sisters and father are home and sleep down the same hallway.

>>26277749
We aren't killing anyone though. Seriously if we become lethal then it's pretty much over.

>Observe friends, talk with them.

You hang back, watching your friends as they walk and talk, stopping to get your friends ice cream along the way. Yuzu seems to be sheerfully chatting with Lilynette, while Karin and Starrk seem to be commenting about them to the side. Mila Rose seems to be talking with Chad, looking amused while Chad quietly talks.

Orihime seems to be talking with the other Arrancars, while Chizuru and Tatsuki seem to be, for the moment, conversing civilly. Keigo seems to be talking with Mizuiro and Ishida.

Now disturbing Chad’s conversation, you approach the group of Arrancars. You smile at them and Orihime. “How did you all like the beach?”

Apacci grins at you. “It was cool!”

Harribel shrugs. “It was familiar but different.”

Neliel seems hesitant. “I really didn’t get a chance to enjoy myself, too much was going on.”

She gives you a sad smile and you nod in return. A hand taps you on the shoulder. “Kurosaki.”

You look over at Ishida, who is hesitantly consuming some sort of sorbet. “What’s up?”

“I will meet you at your home, there is a few things I will have to get first.”

He gives you a nod and disappears in a blur of movement.

You spend the rest of the way talking with Orihime, holding her hand. Eventually, you all reach your house.

>Try to sneak in 1d20
>Try to have everyone sneak in (1d100)
>Walk in
>write in

>>26277761
Sure we can. We just have to be quiet while doing so.

>>26277749
...What war?

I hope you don't mean us vs soul society, because we have been very very specific.

Also only a handful of us are actually threats to captains.

>>26277774
And then by total accident, we knock out Ken, and he falls 12 stories and breaks his neck.

>>26277784
That fic (not sure if cosgrove will consider it canon) and Chizuru's status plus base condition would seem that we can not keep quiet... yet Ishida seemed to have been oblivious. Odd.

Rolled 76

>>26277780
Everybody sneak!

>>26277780
>Walk in
Isshin knows we're coming already. No need for sneaking.

Rolled 2

>>26277780
All for one and one for all.

>>26277780
Just walk in, because come on.

Rolled 71

>>26277780
TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION

Rolled 6

>>26277780
>Try to sneak in 1d20
"Wait here for a sec."

Rolled 4

>>26277780
>Try to sneak in 1d20

Lets put our training to use!

Rolled 67

>>26277814
Does that count as a crit fail for 1d100?

Rolled 82

>>26277780
Practice makes perfect.

>>26277814
oh my god

Rolled 36

>>26277780
Let's do this.

>>26277785
I meant the winter war. I expect that captains and LTs to have a few deaths.

>>26277784
But Hime's a screamer, from what we can tell..

>>26277552
does this count for LATC or a request?

>>26277794
>implying a fall would kill kenny.

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>>26277814
>roll a 2 on 1d100
Nope.

>>26277853
>But Hime's a screamer, from what we can tell..
That makes it even more fun, though. She HAS to stay quiet otherwise our sisters will hear her! And we can try our best to make her cry out at the same time.

It's like you've never done it in a public place before, dude. Sheesh.

>>26277814
"Ichigo, you realize trying to have 15 people sneak into a 3-bedroom house is basically physically impossible, right."

"... I do now."

>>26277853
>implying anything other than a force of nature like gravity could kill Kenny
In other words, a fall is the only thing that can kill him.

>>26277853
It counts for whatever you want it too. A request sure, but it looks like you've got enough on your plate, so for this I guess Appaci.

>>26277853
a screamer AND a squirter

>>26277883
I'm sure she could appreciate some light bomdage in an attempt to reduce that character trait... BUUUUUT she probably wouldn't be that inconsiderate to our family.

>>26277852
Why?

Aizen lost two of his biggest guns, and now thanks to Neliel, we know the composition of his current forces.

Meanwhile Aizen himself seems to have had a policy about not telling his Arrancar forces shit about their adversaries.

>>26277937
2lewd

>>26277956
>>26277937
>>26277883
That "interlewd" had such wonderful things...

Anyone watching Axe Cop?

Rolled 77, 71, 49, 93, 12, 55 = 357

And now, for enemy personnel...

>>26277965
But such poor grammar.
Also Danbooru, why is Neliel using Ichigo's body to teach Harribel the pleasures of the flesh. Why must it be so apt.

>>26277965
The one problem was duration.

Like that fic was just one round, and it's been implied that all three of them had... quite a bit more stamina than that.

>>26277985
Well... yeah.

That's what'd happen.

>>26277943
He'll probably not faff around as much as he did in cannon though, which will negate a lot of that. Plus, there are at least 5 more priveron espada that never get screen-time in cannon that Cosgrove can introduce.

>>26277794
dude, fighting Yhwach didn't kill Kenpachi. Getting repeatedly killed by Unohona didn't kill him. He's a gorram laughing Terminator

Just calling it now, we're going to find out that Keigo is actually Aizen's son.

>>26278003
Or you know, just actually use his Bankai. He never used it in cannon for some reason.

>>26278003
Oh right, you mean that with the Hougyoku destroyed, or stuck in a time loop to be his current shitty Hougyoku, Aizen will have to actually form a strategy and try instead of counting on gaining omnipotence?

>>26278011
I like the theory that he is actually Yachiro's zanpakto

>>26278029
>Or you know, just actually use his Bankai. He never used it in cannon for some reason.
The TWEEST is that Aizen never had one and just used illusions to pass the test.
His sword feels lonely according to some PoVs, so perhaps their relationship deteriorated over time.

>>26278029
It's probably less powerful than his shikai. Yes that happens, Soi Fon's for example.

>>26277989
I went in at it trying to make it at least semi realistic. They're all virgins and such. Also the fic was finished, uploaded, and shared before that little bit where Hime spilled the beans. Although you can sort of write it off as her perception of time being somewhat warped by the experience. In any case, I've been debating a Round 2: midnight snack chapter after Hollomo.

>>26277987
I tried along with my editor. You should have seen the first draft. Also trying to get into the swing of things again while using Cosgroves style of first person narration as a baseline.

>>26278046
>His sword feels lonely according to some PoVs, so perhaps their relationship deteriorated over time.
>Inb4 we diplomance Aizen's Sword.

>>26278024
Of all the Keigo-related twists we've theorized about, that would be the least impactful, because as far as I know Keigo doesn't have any daddy issues.

So help me god Cosgrove if Keigo spills his guts to us about his long-lost father who abandoned him I will stab you to death with an ice-cream cone. Yes, I know that isn't possible. I will MAKE it possible.

>>26278029
That's an ImprovAizen waiting to happen right there

>>26278054
Soi Fon's IS more powerful from a certain point of view. Just not nearly as practical/lethal, but it definitely has more raw power.

>>26278046
We must steal Kyoka Suigetsu!

>>26278046
Didn't he brag at some point that he had already reached the height of all shigami abilities?

>>26278024
Keigo has a hot older sister, doesn't he? We should meet her and make her part of the Kurosaki-crew by accident.

>>26278071
>inb4 Aizen's sword is a woman
>this is why Aizen's always looking for lapdances- his sword doesn't want to give him one

>>26278090
Called it.
>>26278071

>>26278071
Via TACTICAL HUGGING of course

Rolled 47

>>26278054
Soi Fon is a subtle operator, her Bankai could be several orders of magnitude more powerful (and it is), than her shikai, but it would still be useless for how she fights.

>>26276790
Communication isn't enough, though. We needed to be tested to make sure that we're not all talk and can actually back up our ideals with real action.
The adult world is full of such tests, don't pretend it's not, and we accept them fully as required and even preferred.

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>>26278090
> mvq
>>26278097
Yea.
Then let the plotrock muder his sword which is probably Bleach's equivalent to a Kick the Puppy moment.

>>26278098
But he's not bald enough for her

>>26278044
But that's wrong. Because his Zanpakuto talked to him.

Also thank your god that Bleach is on hiatus otherwise we might have had to deal with Kennys sword awakening in our fight.

>>26278118
>>26278071
I like it when Cosgrove disciplines us for trying to do the usual annoying diplomancy bullshit.

>>26278098
Don't bother, only bald people get her horny.

Rolled 12

>76v93

You and your sisters exchange mischievous looks as you quietly hush everyone as you try to sneak them all into your house.

You open the door and walk in, only to see movement.

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG, ICHIGOOOOOOOOO AAAND FFFFRRREEEEIIIIINNNNDDDDSSSSS!”

You father is inbound with a flying kick.

You know what to do.

>roll me 1d20

>>26278134
I was the one who deduced Urahara's faggy ass plan with Nel. Just not soon enough to go "Really Urahara? This is bullshit." I'm proud of myself.

>>26278075

Keigo lives with his big sister, other family have never been mentioned in canon.

His big sister is his responsible adult.

And now I'm thinking about Miz's issues with his mom...

We are the only one of our friends aside from Arisawa with a stable parent situation.

Rolled 11

>>26278157

Rolled 2

>>26278157
SHOW HIM THE POWER OF CQC (the nonlethal, noncrippling variety anyway)

Rolled 19

>>26278157
HELLO FATHER HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING I AM FINE

Rolled 10

>>26278157
Now father becomes the pinball

We grab him out of the air and throw him towards one of the arrancar

Rolled 7

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>>26278029
>Gin: So what is your Bankai?
>Aizen: What the? What the hell kind of question is that?
>Gin: What do you mean?
>Aizen: You're just asking me about how I get off out of fucking nowhere? What the fuck?
>Gin: No-not that you dipshit-you're zanpakuto's second release
>Aizen: Oh that, yeah, I don't have one
>Gin:What? How did you pass the captain test?
>Aizen: Take a wild guess
>Gin: You hypnotized the people giving the test?
>Aizen: Oh me dammit I totally could've done that! Do you have any idea how much money I wasted on that stripper?

Rolled 17

>>26278157
By the power of Greyskull!!

>>26278166
You should be.

>>26278178
Stop rolling!

>>26278178
Heh. 19

inb4 Goat Chin's 20

>>26278084
>more raw power
Her shikai automatically kills people. Regardless of how powerful they are. That's way more powerful.

Rolled 3

>>26278157
Sigh
"evening dad"

>>26278090
>Implying this Aizen is even a Shinigami and his "Zanpakuto" isn't just a normal sword.
>Implying he isn't a Fullbringer (Keigo) who has mastered all natural Shinigami abilities (Hoho, Hakuda, and Kidou).

>>26278182
I like this
TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE GO!

>>26278157

blunt the attack

>>26278134
That's what made him a true asshole to me.
The other stuff was standard villain fare, but the Zanpakutou goes beyond all of that, and he just said "Eh, fuck it."
The height of uncool.

and it looks like I'll be drawing Apacci tonight. Welp, time to get out the reference pics...

>>26278168
thus why we're adopting as many of them as possible into the Shiba clan.

>>26278207
Her Shikai uses a reiatsu-based toxin to create butterfly-shaped seals that kill the target when struck. It's probably much less effective against anything with high-speed regeneration or similar anti-toxin abilities.

>>26278182
Pass to Hallibel.

We forgot to play beach volleyball today. Dad just volunteered himself.

>>26278247
Did NO ONE read "episode" 31?
Anyone at all?

Rolled 1, 10, 14, 1, 10 = 36

hmmmm

>>26278240
>thus why we're adopting as many of them as possible into the Shiba clan.
I suppose that's one way to attempt to restore our clan's fortunes. But since Kuukaku IS the current head, we'd have to ask her first.

>>26278277
we broke his neck, didnt we?

>>26278182
yes
we need some comedy after the latest Urahara Clusterfuck(patent pending)

>>26278277
>1x2
We just murdered our father.

>>26278277
Welp.


Isshin confirmed for punball.

>>26278277
>Double 1's
IT BEGINS
Finally the die have abandoned you... Shame we won't have this fortune in /ss/

>>26278277
>2 crit fails
>Not sure if good or bad

>>26278277
Poor Isshin.

>>26278277
...Wow, someone did very badly.

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>>26278277
Ok who just dropped goat-chin?

Isshin already rolled, though

>>26278320
AAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26278320
Oh fuck me...

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>>26278291
We need some time to think and PLAN.
>>26278281
>I suppose that's one way to attempt to restore our clan's fortunes. But since Kuukaku IS the current head, we'd have to ask her first.
Can't see her not be okay with it.

>>26278240
I mean shit, it' s a PART of you.

>>26278296
>>26278290
inb4 Reiatsu flare.

>>26278320
>Hallibel just punted him into the next town

Ah well, he's getting his spirit powers back, he didn't need that gigai anyway.

>>26278320

he's in his spirit form isn't he? We're about to have a captain level kick to our friends faces

>>26278320
So...Epic Volleyball fail, or did Byakuya just trip while trying to break in and attack us?

So guess what theory I came up with while half out of it?
When we go to SS there will be a massive hollow attack on Karakura. Something will happen and Kai will pull a you shall not pass, burning his soul for the sake of protecting the family of the only person to have thought of him as a real person. He goes out with a smile.

I was listening to this by the way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0NqNq_hnqQ

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>>26278240

It's less adopting Orihime and more...well you know.

Wait...Orihime's parents are still alive...we've just never met them...because Sora took her away from them because they were evil folks.

>>26278368
You realize there are the Vizards(minus Hiyori and possibly Mashiro) Urahara and Issing will still there right?

>>26278368
...Kai ain't shit in the long run.

Isshin is a captain, and he's bound to be at least half-strength by now.

Plus if Kai sacrifices himself say goodbye to our body.

Say do we know if Mashiro is coming, because Hiyroi said she might? Also, where was Hiyori during the whole beach thing? I thought she was supposed to be there.

Rolled 11

...and now, for that fellow.

dc 15 for you, buddy

>>26278400
Technically I don't think we need our body, like, at all.

Emotional attachment aside, its basically just a very form-fitting gigai at this point.

>>26278400
This. Also, Urahara's still in town and he's Captain-level as well. We've never seen his bankai in canon, IIRC.

Got a second guys?
It's time for research:
http://strawpoll.me/283402

>>26278335
It's a reflection of your soul made into your partner, and he just said "Who cares?"
Worst partner ever.

>>26278369
Why are there almost no pictures of her smiling. Or being cute.

>>26278382
Hime, Momo, Bel and maybe Apacci won't be "Honorary."
You this to be true.

>>26278408
Okay, seriously- nobody read 31?
We got Hiyori to sandalslap Urahara for his bullshit.

>>26278431
Yeah but where was she before that? I don't remember what she did.

>>26278431
>Why are there almost no pictures of her smiling. Or being cute
Because that's not how her character is. Cosgrove more or less put a new person in her skin.