>>26285463

You've never been to America before. In fact, this might be the first time you're heading so far out overseas.

This isn't exactly something you've been looking forward to, if you'll be honest. Sure, you accepted the mission with a smile and a salute, and you didn't flinch when Kirika slapped your ass and told you to make sure Malal doesn't get lynched by the American Officio's clinically-insane, hamburger-huffing nutcases - but it's not something you'll be too eager to have displayed in your record.

You've always dreaded interacting with other Magical Girls not part of your Officio. Moreso when they were...well, foreign.

Casual xenophobia aside, it's because you don't think foreign magical girls take being a magical girl seriously enough.

And being a Magical Girl is one of the most serious, if not THE most serious thing anyone can be.

It's not...it's not all sparkles and shiny transformation sequences. It's not all about the power of love and friendship and hugging being able to solve EVERYTHING.

Sometimes, sure. You'll accept that sometimes, all you need is a sense for diplomacy, a quick wit and being able to compromise.

You don't have those. What you do have is the ability to cut through plate steel with a sword you can manifest in the time it takes you to think about it. What you do have is the ability to be able to throw a sword hard enough that it can punch through three yakuza and nick the ear of the hostage they were just about to rape. What you do have is a sick regenerative ability that lets you do the Piccolo thing when you're angry enough.

And you've put all of those to becoming the only Eversor that Kirika Kure herself decided to take up as her own prodigy. THE Kirika Kure.

So yes, you take being a Magical Girl seriously.

And anyone else who doesn't should simply go fuck themselves and die in a fire.

[1/2]

>>26285470

There's not much to talk about your career, besides how seriously you've taken everything about it.

You took your training seriously, to the point that you've graduated at the top of your class, even with Kirika Kure herself doing everything possible to drag you down (including setting two teams of Vindicares to target you during an obstacle course, using live ammunition).

You've taken each and every mission you've been given or volunteered for seriously.

Not a single mission failure ever since you've gotten into active duty, and a 100% kill ratio. Except for that one time that...well, you were asked to kill a perfectly-innocent civilian who just happened to see you. It's a black mark on your record, but you don't count it.

People often tell you to tone it down a bit, take it down a notch or two.

Chilling out every now and then wouldn't kill you, they'd advised.

It's hard to be polite sometimes, but you've managed to put the point across that you didn't get to where you are today by 'chilling out'. You didn't become the Rank Leader's prodigy by 'taking it down a notch'. You're not about to take it lightly just because your boss is a fucking mutant cat, or...or because some amnesiac little bitch shot said boss and sprayed you with his fucking innards.

...No matter how much shampoo you used you could still smell melted marshmallow on your hair HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO MAD RIGHT NOW. You even woke up earlier today with a half-asleep Kyoko chewing on your hair, for fuck's sake.

Ngh. You shouldn't be here. You should be back home, guarding Girl A.

Who knows what she'll do to Mami and Kyoko once she wakes up again? Once she gets another gun in her hands from...from God knows where?

[2/3]

>>26285494

You glance at your smartphone. You've called Kyoko three times already. All three times she'd told you that everything's okay, with Girl A still comatose, Mami staying by her bedside. She'd also told you to bring back something neat. A cowboy hat, or something. You told her you'll try, but you're not sure if Americans even wear them anymore.

You can't shake off the feeling that Girl A is just bad news. Bad news for the Officio, bad news for everyone. Yes, Kyoko talked to you about not judging people right off the bat - even if they very nearly blew your head off and instead got your boss all over your hair. But ever since you dragged her comatose ass out of that Barrier - very nearly killing yourself and Mami in the process - you've been having dreams. Dreams of finding yourself in a large concert hall, full of empty seats. Towering over everyone with a horrendously large sword in your hand. Looking down at a tearful Girl A, a grenade in her hand.

She flickers out of existence before everything explodes around you, and...that's when you wake up, your head swimming, feeling as if you've been underwater for a while.

...Bah. You have to focus. You have to take this seriously.

What do you do now?

[]Talk to Malal.
[]Talk to Kirika.
[]Call Kyoko.

>>26285502
Call Kyoko. "Hi Sweetums!"

>>26285502
>[x]Talk to Malal.
We've called Kyoko enough times already and Kirika is just drunk and will probably molest us.

Hm. Tempting.

>>26285470
Kirika Kure confirmed as a lesbian trapped in a woman's body

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>>26285502
[x]Talk to Malal.
>think we're getting MalalQuest
>go diving on pixiv, find stuff, laff
>suddenly, SayakaQuest
AHAHAHA CAN'T RESIST

>>26285502
Call Kyouko
Ask if Girl A has so much as muttered in her sleep and if she slapped the shit out of her for it

>>26285502
[X] Talk to Malal

>>26285502
Talk to malal

>>26285463
You made all the hair on my neck stand up on end.

Considering the amount of adrenaline in my body from the medications I take make me unable to feel fear in the normal sense, you should be very self impressed right ow.

I love you Decu.

[X]Talk to Malal.

Sayaka looks so angry in the starter...

>>26285596
sallaka always angry

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>>26285502

>[x]Talk to Malal.

Its culexus stuff, we need to know about if the thing does any freaky stuff.

Will Sayaka be able to avoid the curse of the von Seckendorffs for the entirety of MGNQ?

>>26285502
[x] Talk to Malal
We've called Kyoko enough, and Kirika is probably going to do something inappropriate.

YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[]Talk to pinky

i mean er Malal.

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
Ebook will be updated an hour or so after Chikuwa

Well, this is new. This is what I get for not having a Twitter account.

>>26285502
[X]Talk to Malal.

>wake up, actually catch MGNQ in progress
:D

[X] Chiaki and Girl A make out with Ruri and then humiliate Iori in lewd ways. Kharn gets video

>>26285622
Well, it's established that at least Sayaka's a little less fatalistic here... and a whole lot less stupid.

A Doombitch, she is not.

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>Just powering down to go to sleep
>MGNQ thread on catalog
I hate time zones so fucking much
So fucking much

>>26285774
@ >>26276794
fukn quest thread generals

>>26285810
>sleeping at all
>not being one with moon time

You failed more than once, anon.

>>26285856
>>Kyoko kisses her between the thighs
Fixed

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>>26285572
Kirika wants!

>>26285822
They really are the worst part of having quests on this board

>>26285920
>Fate/Stay Again gets nuked
>Metathread stays up
janitard pls

>>26285896
Kyoko's first kiss on Sayaka is a bench on the train station. This stops Sayaka from witching out.

>>26285926
It is the way of the universe for anything bad that happens should happen to AC Guy
Poor son of a bitch is always on the receiving end

That or Kirei became a janitor

>>26285955
The kiss between the thighs stops her from ~bitching~ out

>>26285502
[X] Talk to Malal

I'm not sure what's more shocking: Kirika being a molester, Sallaka dreaming of losing it, or confirmation that coobies are marshmallows.

>>26285974
[x] Malal
At least Kyouko isn't making smores out of Sayaka. Yet.

>>26285974
>>26285992
>20 minutes

>>26285550 >>26285572 >>26285576 >>26285578

You decide to talk to Malal, the Warmaster's Equerry.

No, you're not really in talking terms with her or the rest of her overdressed, helmeted rankmates, but, well, you'd like to know more about this mission. It'd help you get up to speed on what to expect as soon as the plane touches down - as well as pass the time, if nothing else. You've got the best part of the flight to kill.

...It's not that the Culexus - or any other member of the rank itself - is hard to approach. No, they're legitimately nice people, not beholden to the hubris that seems to infect anyone who's just had her contract established and thus was told that she was now practically invincible and peerless (at least, to the rest of the world's population).

But it was the Culexus' abilities themselves - the ability to disrupt magic just by simply being in the same vicinity - that made pariahs out of them in the first place. They were the veritable nerds in the high school officio cafeteria. No one wanted to be around them, no one wanted them in their missions (although, strictly speaking, having one in your team all but guaranteed the best support and the best equipment available). It's not to be cruel, of course - but no one wants to hang around with someone that makes you feel like puking your guts out and shitting your pants at the same time.

Culexus Near-Proximity Sickness. That's what Kyuubey explained it away at first. A Culexus, without her suit activated to blunt and focus her abilities, would make any Magical Girl around her react in a...violently messy way, before becoming completely and utterly incapacitated. Normal, mundane folk would simply feel uncomfortable, or oddly aggressive against the Culexus herself.

[1/2]

>>26286000
Decu doesn't really hold to his own time limit except for big breakpoints or writeins.

>>26286061

With the suit on and activated, this effect would of course be countered, but...as you personally found out, its efficacy is quite varied, differing from Magical Girl to Magical Girl. For some it blocked out the effects completely, while in others it simply reduced it to a tolerable sense of nausea. To you, well - if the Culexus sitting beside you had her hardsuit's setting set to anything less than its maximum blocking capability, then you'd be ruining the blouse you're wearing with the pancakes you had for breakfast earlier.
Well, you're not making a mess of yourself now, so Malal must have been considerate enough to do that without you asking.

Still, it couldn't hurt to check.

You tap at her shoulderplate - a spiked metal pad with her trademark skull symbol imprinted on the molded surface. The Culexus makes a small noise in her helmet, and you see your face reflected on her visor as she turns to look at you.

"What, you're not going to call Kyoko again, Sayaka? It's only been thirty minutes since your last call." Her helmet's vox-speaker, digitizing her voice and robbing it of all warmth, makes her little joke sound like a future robot overlord mocking you. You hate that voice. "...You must be very bored to talk to me, though. Usually you're watching me from ten paces away, with the biggest frown on your face."

What? No. ...No, you don't do that. What's she talking about?

"...If you say you don't, you don't." Malal nods slightly, but even the amusement in her voice couldn't be erased by her vox speaker completely. "Well, what do you want to talk about? Probably about the mission or something, right? Ask away." A moment. "Oh, you're probably wondering about my suit, huh? Don't worry, I'm not going to make you blow chunks all over the stewardess."

...Y-yeah.

Beside you, Kirika lets out a lofty chuckle. "Ha-ha! ....Blow!"

What do you ask Malal?

>>26286081
[x] What are her thoughts on Girl A?

>>26286081
[X] "Any reason why the Warmaster's Equerry has to deliver a Culexus Hardsuit personally?"

>>26286081
>Beside you, Kirika lets out a lofty chuckle. "Ha-ha! ....Blow!"
lel

[x] Who thought it would be a good idea to have Kirika along and give her drinks?

>>26286081

Ask about the modified hardsuit and about how long she expects this is going to take.

>>26286081
[X] What are your thoughts on Girl A

>>26286081
[x] Ask about the Culexus suit we're delivering, whats so special about it?

>>26285730
You don't even need a twitter account, if you're really against taking the five seconds to get one. Just bookmark Decu's twitter, check it every now and than.

But it would make Decu feel more loved if you got an account and followed him.

>>26286081

>[x]"Is the suit in any danger of blowing up if its not handled right?"

>>26286111

[x] This

It would probably be the one thing that puts us a little bit less on edge is to know she isn't a threat. We don't want to hijack a plane over the pacific ocean just to return and kill a single person, but we will.

>>26286164
I hardly use my Facebook account, much less Twitter. Thanks for the tip.

>>26286178
Honestly if you're into Quests at all Twitter is fantastic for keeping tabs on them.

>>26286165
This is important informations

>>26286188
As long as you F5 every once in a while. Stupid Twitter not updating for 5 hours at a time...

>>26286081
"Is there any chance we can get one of those suits for rank leader here, before she drinks everything on the plane?"

>>26286061
Christ, Noriko must be a born culexus
All she needs is the anti magic field and she is set

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>>26286081
What's the situation and objectives on the ground
Also anywhere we could get a proper cowboy hat that she knows of

>>26286081
>[x] What are her thoughts on Girl A?

she's highly volatile.

>twitter
2lood

>>26286312

I'm really sorry about that. I just couldn't let that comment slide.

>>26286338
What comment?

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>>26286342

That Chiaki's fetish is holding hands.

I obviously had to take that and run with it.

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>>26286342

Someone made a comment that murderface is into holding hands. In response to pic.

>>26286361
The depths that one can sink to..

>>26286361
Lotta sick people in this town.

Hey, not exactly applicable for this time frame, but apparently NECO is following Kyoko and Midori. This shit is getting to stalker levels here.

https://twitter.com/mgsarereal

Also, apparently Midori is getting paranoid about our association with Iori and NECO's assistant is a goddamn ninja or something because she's just fucking listening in.

>>26286454
>"are Minase-san and Chiaki-senpai close? i heard she calls a lot" "ahahaha no murderface thinks its really creepy"
>"the best way to get in good with murderface is uh probably to not do anything Minase-san does" and now she's making some weird otaku

>>26286454

The latest batch of updates there is what inspired this one >>26286369

Also, from the way that batch opened up, it didn't seem like she was following them. More like she had the car bugged and was going over the recordings at a later time.

>>26286454
We can use this to mess with Midori.

>>26286454
"getting" paranoid would imply that Midori doesn't already get weird and huffy whenever she thinks we're too familiar with another girl.

>>26286476
I approve of anything related to messing with Midori.
Let's tell her we saw Iori in a swimsuit and thought it was interesting, then see what happens.

>>26286454
Hey, what if for every person that follows NECO on twitter, the more followers she'll gain on Chirpee and the more her news will spread and the less likely we can contain it?
>NECO has 52, followers on Twitter, 38 of which have been gained within 24 hours of the last thread.

>>26286503

not to mention the people without an account.

>>26286361
>Chiaki's fetish is holding hands.

She is very sensitive intimacy-wise.

Also, finally finished watching the main anime series. Onto the spinoffs!

>>26286520
>Spinoffs
>Kazumi and Oriko mangas
Anon, brace yourself for disappointment and more.

>>26286503
If that's how it works then by following her in real life we're making things harder for our character! Diabolical!

>>26286497
>my mission was pretty terrible, except for the swimsuit part
>the idols do keep themselves in good shape
>Iori didn't look half bad

Easy as fuck.

>>26286520
no anon don't do it

>>26286536
More because I'm bored and the more I know about the PMMM-verse, the better.

Shamefur as it is, I rarely read manga/ watch anime nowadays.

>>26286557
They're not worth it.

You know, reading NECO's twitter just makes me want to see what the hell Kyoko and Midori have been up to all this time even more.

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>>26286503
>>26286541

Oh god. If we decide to go after the Chirpee leak in-character, it means that everyone who follows it may become a target as well..
Our faces when the Ninth sends a squad of hit meguca and kills us, the readers.[/spoilers]

>>26286575
Oriko was okay, Kazumi was a clusterfuck.
The Different Story is great though.

>>26286582
Midori has probably been interrogating Kyoko about what Chiaki likes

>>26286582
I smell fodder for another flashback thread.

>>26286485

To be fair, that's only happened once so far. She got really jealous of how quickly Chiaki hit it off with Kharn, and that's been the only instance so far.

From her internal dialogue during the barrier arc, we do know that she feels ridiculously insecure about how much Chiaki likes Mami. The other instance that might count is when she got drunk and stole Wendy's panties to confront us about later.

>>26286597
>It only happened once
>Well I guess it happened three times

>>26286594
Kazumi was the whatthefuckamireading.jpg version of Madoka except everyone was completely unmemorable.

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>>26286597
>>26286609

Green-eyed, green-haired succubus. With insecurity issues and far too awkward for someone that tall.

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>>26286589

Lets hope they at least have the decency to rape us first before they eat our livers.

Dying unraped would be the worst.

>>26286609

Cut me some slack. I've only slept three hours here, hahaha.

>>26286597
Girl has self esteem issues. It probably doesn't help that we tease her so much either. Though it's hard to stop having that much fun.

>>26286628
GREEN HAIR IS THE DANGER

>>26286597
>Mami
She's more 'mother' than 'love interest'.
Mami/Chiaki pseudo-incest fapfic when?

>>26286649
See I need to know the context of this! Was NECO almost caught by Midori while spying on them or what?

>>26286653
Xiombarg's Storyteller doesn't write for /tg/ anymore.

>>26286594
Kazumi was okay until they started to throw the retarded plot-twists at you that didn`t make no sense whatsoever.

Calling it asspulling would be a major understatement. That said, I liked the part about group of Magical Girls breaking apart due to teenage backstabbery. If the author left that part in and just removed the stupid plot twists it might have been good.

>>26286653
>She's more 'mother' than 'love interest'.

Yeah, but Midori doesn't know that, does she?

>>26286628
>>far too awkward for someone that tall.

Makes me want to do another one with someone as Lilith. Thinking Pinky there. At any rate, Midori (and Sayaka, who's the same height as her) are only tall compared to other japanese girls. Must be awkward standing out in the Officio, at least for Midori and all her insecurities. Don't think Sayaka actually minds.

>>26286679
Well look on the bright side. We'll probably get to kill the entire Kazumi cast throughout this quest. It'll be cathartic.

>>26286679
I was amused at Kyubey managing to troll everybody even when nobody was able to sense him at all.

>>26286670
More like a mix between Ruri having too clean of a record and Midori allegedly having godlike acting skills.

Both of them have green hair, soo..

>>26286687
>PinkyLilith
No no no it's gotta be Chiaki.

>>26286122 >>26286134 >>26286137 >>26286165 >>26286174

"Diligent as always, huh, Sayaka?" Malal chuckles, before nodding once more. "Well, it's not exactly classified, so I suppose telling you about it isn't going to hurt anyone." She taps at her tablet, and turns it towards you. Showing you a picture of a...rather sickly-looking girl in a bloody, grimy hospital gown, her white hair unruly and disheveled. The picture's grainy, as if it'd been taken with an old-fashioned film camera and someone fucked up the job of developing it.

"Sabrina Blackburn. The Eighth contracted her some time ago, they're not really too clear on that. But what is clear is that her Wish turned her into a biological hazard." A horizontal swipe of a gloved finger on the screen, and the next image makes you wince and turn away - it's a picture of the same girl, standing in the middle of a...well, there are just a lot of decomposing corpses in the shot, with most of the corpses wearing SWAT gear. "Melts and decomposes biological matter just by being around it. Anything - wood, paper, even human flesh, just starts to rot in her presence. And it's not something that she can control - it's just what happens. She doesn't even need to be transformed to do it."

Another swipe, this time showing the girl huddled in the corner of a rusted prison cell, with the bars all eaten through. "They tried locking her away while they figured out what to do. As it turns out, get her anxious enough and she can make metal rust into powder in no time flat, too." It's here that you detect a hint of melancholy in the Culexus' voice. "The Eighth threw her into a Silent Room afterwards. ...She's been locked away inside it for more than a year."

An entire year? More than that, even? You couldn't even stay in the same room for an hour.

[1/2]

>>26286720

"Yes, well, you can imagine how she feels, right?" You could her the smirk in Malal's voice. "I got in touch with one of their Eversors - one of them seems to be smart enough to figure out that you can't solve everything just by shoving ." Kirika laughs at this, chuckling 'Fuck you, Malal' into her drink.

"We decided that since Sabrina's powers work the same way as a Culexus does, then a hardsuit would probably work. After a few modifications, and all." She turns the tablet's screen back to her, tapping a few times. "Don't worry, it's not anything experimental. Nothing that could blow up in our faces or anything like that. And we'll be doing it inside the Silent Room where she's in, so if it doesn't work..." She shrugs. "It doesn't work. No one gets reduced to mush."

Well, why does she have to be the one to bring it over? Certainly this could've been done by anyone else in the Officio--

"I designed the Culexus Hardsuit," Malal says patiently. "Well, with some help from R&D. But I know the design in and out, and I can help out a lot in making sure the mods work." Another vox-corrupted chuckle. "And before you ask, yes, this is sort of us trying to establish relations with another Officio. A first meeting on friendly terms."

...Shouldn't the Warmaster be here, then? Is Kharn slacking off again?

"Did YOU think Kharn didn't want to tag along?" Malal tilts her helmet towards you. "She was livid when I told her that she couldn't go. Sulked in her office the entire week. I had to do the daily inspections myself!"

But...but why--

"The Eighth Warmaster and her Equerry are blonde," The Culexus states flatly.

Ah. Well.

That's...yes.

God dammit, Kharn.

[2/3]

>>26286727

"This shouldn't take all that long, though." Malal shrugs as she places her tablet on her pull-down tray. "Probably two days, tops. We'll be back before you can even start missing Kyoko."

...That's...that's good news, but you weren't thinking of--

"If you say you're not, you're not. I'm just saying it as a point of reference."

Right. Okay.

"Save your breath, Mal," Kirika giggles. "Miki's got it hard for Sakura, although I can't fucking discern WHY. She's already missed her the moment they had to kiss each other goodbye." She cackles at this, the scent of alcohol strong in her breath.

N-no, no. That's... You feel your cheeks heat up, and you inwardly grimace at how Kirika's doing this kind of shit again: a kind of humiliating ribbing that could only be inflicted on a junior by a particularly sadistic senior. And she's done this to you many times, already - from having you challenge other Eversors from other Officios to a sparring match, to running errands that would make a lesser Eversor just break their own Soul Gem underfoot.

You still haven't forgotten the time when Kirika had you slap Mami on her bottom, completely out of the blue.

Someday, you'll pay her back for it. All of it. Someday.

You were waiting for Malal to get her cackles in, but all you got was another stare, before turning back to her tablet.

"Must be nice to be missed by someone," You hear her vox-speaker crackle. "Everyone should have someone that misses them when they're away."

. . .

Well. At least you know why you're on this milk run.

What do you do now?

[]Ask Malal something else.
[]Let Malal do her work. Ask Kirika something.
[]Other.

>>26286670
either way, i want to see what happens- what the hell are we going to tell iori after this? We cant exactly hide Midori from her anymore

>>26286742
[x]Ask Malal something else.
"So you invented the suit, huh? What did Culexus do before that?"

>>26286742
So that's why she helped us retire Kirika.

[X] Ask Malal about Girl A

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>>26286727
>She was livid when I told her that she couldn't go. Sulked in her office the entire week. I had to do the daily inspections myself!"

Sulking Kharn is adorable

>>26286700
Was it really acting skills? I have no fucking clue what NECO was thinking about Midori there other than her making otaku noises.

>>26286771

I suspect they were solo operatives. Or only worked with other Culexus.

>>26286773

[x] This

>>26286771
[x] this.

>>26286742
[x]"What about you then? You don`t think the Warmaster misses you in her completly messed up sort of way?"

>>26286773
Seconding.
[x] Ask Malal about Girl A

>>26286825
It wouldn't suprise me if Kharn didn't even bother geting dressed the entire time Malal was away.

>>26286771
>>26286773
>>26286825

[x] Those three combined. Wee need to know everything. EVERYTHING.

>>26286793

NECO probably thinks that nobody can be that awkward and bashful and shy and hhnnnnnnng.

>>26286742
>[X]Ask Malal something else.

Either about the suits or her thoughts on Girl A

also, we possibly ruined her pay back against Kirika?

>>26286793
NECO @MGsAreReal 24 Jul

>nyauauauauau i need to remember some of this, i bet people eat this stuff up. maybe Hanegawa is just a rly good Callidus actress??

Maybe NECO is insinuating that Midori isn't as innocent as she looks/acts.

>>26286742
[X] Ask Malal about Girl A

>>26286549
>>26286575
Ehh, I might go for the movies instead.

>>26286628
Yes.

>>26286742
[X] Ask her about the Eighth Officio.

>>26286835
>Kharn strutting around the officio in just her underwear and Hat
so many wet panties

>>26286852
I think Midori's been through waaaaaaaay too much for it to all be just a ruse. I'd assume it's to do with some situation her and Kyoko got in to in their investigation that required her to act.

>>26286860
>underwear
Nah.

>>26286828
Thirding

>>26286860
Every now and then she wanders into the Culexus floor and asks the first one she sees if she is Malal

>No god dammit, stop asking.

>>26286899
>Kharn pouting in her throne over missing Malal, wearing nothing but the hat, while her legion of fangirls try to cheer her up.

>>26286906
>imbored.jpg

>>26286913
Exactly.

>>26286899
>Every now and then she wanders into the Culexus floor and asks the first one she sees if she is Malal

This mental image is kind of adorable, hahaha.

>>26286774

I should really go back and redo this one just so I can stop cringing every time it gets posted.

>>26286929
Or could just stop cringing and appriciate how much you`ve improved since then?

>>26286949

capital idea.

>>26286906
God, I wish I had the money to commission certain choice pieces of art from Decu....

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oh boy.

Who's begging that the suit is going to malfunction and Sayaka's going to have to patch it up while her body's rotting and regenerating?

>>26286774
>>26286929
Ionno man, Kharn looks pretty cute when she's upset like that.

>>26286860

I can see her wandering around in a blanket like someone who has a fever.

>>26286963
How do you commission art from Decu? And about how much does it cost? I've got a few ideas for things I'd like to see drawn...

GOTTA GET THAT 100 SPXP IN HQR

>>26286852
>>26286866
NECO doesnt seem to know the details about Siberia so it seems like kind of a natural thing for her to think.

We know that midori is legit but people on the outside probably get the wrong idea pretty easily.

>>26286986
>under the blanket is underwear
>on top is the hat
drawfags pls

>>26286986
Perhapse she gets worse over time. She starts off in just the hat, so at least she can pretend to be being sexy not lazy, but by the end she's gone full hikki look.

>>26286968
I would if we hadn't already seen them working the kinks out of it in a write up before

>>26286990
I know from his Twitter that it costs 10 dollars.

But I don't know how he wants to get the money sent.

>>26286990
I remember one of his recent twitter posts being about the price. I think it was $15?

>>26287000
For that you need to contact Deculture directly
Then you can work out the details

>>26287000
>>26287001
Oh, excellent. I've got $20 lying around.

DECUUU HOW DO I GIVE YOU MY MONEYS

>>26287010
Oh god. I had this idea for a picture, but there's two people in it so it'd cost more than what I can send.

>>26287010

He prefers paypal

>>26286963
Decu's a pretty affordable drawfag. Replace a few meals with ramen and boom.

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>>26287053
Decu explodes if he eats ramen?

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>>26286899
>>Every now and then she wanders into the Culexus floor and asks the first one she sees if she is Malal

>>26287070
Moon physiology. Don't question it.

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>>26287039

Well, shit. I dont have paypal, only Credit Card ot International Bank-Transfer. Time to sulk.

>>26287083
>wearing clothes
no no no
nothing but a blanket

>>26287093

You can send cash through paypal using a credit card.

>>26286852
I could easily pull something like that off.

>>26287130
Wait, so does the credit card company keep a record of what you buy via Paypal?

>>26287150
They keep a record of everything forever anyway.

So, yes.

>>26287150
Be honest anon, what did you buy and how lewd was it?

>>26287150
Someone's fucked.

>>26287161
Oh, I bet it was someone holding hands.

>>26287176
Anon p-please, this is a blue board, don't post such hardcore triple X suggestions!

>>26286771 >>26286773 >>26286825

You turn to Malal again. If she invented the suit, then...what'd Culexus do before that?

"You're still talking to me?" Malal seems to be surprised, here, before chuckling as she shakes her head. "Well, let's see. From what I remember from Kyuubey, they ended up as isolated agents. Solo missions only - no one could last long enough around them to actually work together." It's here that she looks down at her own gloved hands, resting on top of her tablet. "...Some girls couldn't take it anymore and just did away with them the old-fashioned way. Retired them even without the notice. Others, well, they retired themselves. Couldn't handle the fact that their wish made them into something that made people around them sick enough to hate them."

A moment of silence, before Malal turns to look at you, once more. "They didn't last very long, is what I'm trying to get at. Even those who isolated themselves from others became prime targets for normal folk, you know? Yakuza and such can't get affected. They don't see a Magical Girl, they just see someone in a costume and somehow she makes them really, really angry. Guess what they do to her when she runs out of ammo?"

. . .

"Exactly." Malal shrugs. "Soon after I made the prototype, we offered to distribute it to other Officios. Kyuubey put a price tag on it, shrewd little bastard. Of course we got a lot of offers, despite being marked up to hell and back." She taps the piece of tough-looking luggage under her seat. "Resting my ass on ten million yen of cutting edge technology and premium grade leather, here."

Ten million yen, huh. That's...kind of expensive, isn't it?

[1/2]

>>26287200

"Only for those who can afford it," Malal grins. "Kyuubey lets me hand over a few suits for free, from time to time. Special cases only. Other officios can afford the price tag easily enough." She shakes her head. "No one needs to suffer like those girls did. Not anymore."

You can't help but think that you're digging too deep, here, so you try to change the subject.

What does she think about Girl A?

"What do I think about Girl A?" Malal echoes you, her helmet's vox speaker crackling. "Well, now. I was wondering when you'd ask about her." She drums her fingers on her tablet's ruggedized casing. "Hmm. Where to begin? There's so much to talk about her that I suddenly don't know how to put it across..."

She can start with her opinion of her, anyway.

"Hah. Well." Malal chuckles. "I...well, I think she's a strange case. No Officio's owned up to her. She's not in our registry, Kyuubey swears up and down that no Incubator on the planet's contracted her...and you found her in a Barrier of a Witch that should, by rights, should have had her for a snack even before you got there." She nods to herself. "She's someone special, this Girl A. It'd be good for us to find out who she is and where she came from - and get her to join us."

But what if she turns out to be a spy? Inter-Officio spies aren't unheard of, and she could be one of them.

"...If she is, she used one hell of a cover." The Culexus laughs, as if finding the entire thing funny.

You don't find it funny at all.

[2/3]

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>>26287200

"I know you don't," The helmeted girl replies. "But I've got a good feeling about her." She taps the side of her helmet's visor. "As long as she doesn't try anything stupid, we'll treat her as a rescued POW, not a prisoner."

But what about the thing with Kyuubey--

"Reflex, probably. Trauma. It's obvious." Malal shrugs. "She wasn't aiming right at you, she was aiming at Kyuubey. I'm apologizing to you at her behalf. Just...be more careful, next time."

"Sayaka-chan's just angry she got Kyuubeykakke'd," Kirika giggles beside you, her glass of whisky sloshing about in her hand. "Was it hard to wash out of your hair? It was, wasn't it?"

...Yes. Yes it was.

"Aww. Poor thing." She shoves the glass of whisky in your hand - it's half-full. "Here, drink this. You'll feel better." The raven-haired Eversor grins lewdly at you. "And that's an ORDER."

. . .

What do you do?

>>26287214
Hold our nose, and bottoms up.

>>26287214

[X]Give her a withering glare and then drink it.

Not like she can get Sayaka intoxicated.

>>26287214
[x] Drink.

Also, Kirika strikes me as being the 'evil twin' to Kharn. Both are womenising, grandstanding, party hard types, but Kharn is good to her friends and saves her sadistic side for battle, while Kirika takes it out on her underlings.

>>26287214
[x] Try to drink some, then cough and splutter and spill it.
>>26287228
>>26287238
ITS DRUGGED YOU FOOLS

>>26287214
[x] Drink it

I hope it's good whisky.

>>26285463
>Kirika
>slapped the beverage cart girl and the stewardesses two times each on the ass already

WOAH.

- Rank Leader Malal's tears can cure cancer. unfortunately, she's never cried.

Seriously NEKO?


>>26287253
It's also in the past. We can't die no matter what as that creates a paradox.

>>26287277
http://pastebin.com/H9xpdAQ1
http://pastebin.com/SkZFdHQt
http://pastebin.com/vFV7XcSP
>Those profiles
>NECO has met at least all three of them at some point, and took one out to dinner
Welp finding out who she is just got a lot easier.

>>26287310
Let's hope Sayaka remembers her when we continue.

>>26287214

>[x]Drink

Might as well drink it. We are in full sight of Malal anyway

>>26287214

[X] sniff the drink and politely decline.

maybe ask what miss Oriko would think if she saw her now.

drinking and slapping ass, that stuff.

>>26287277
Yes, but it might result in severe embarrassment and/or sexual assault.

>>26287351
Malal is right there.

>>26287310

the hell, NECO has been at it long.

>>26287214
[X] Down the hatch.

>>26287349
It was an order. From our direct superior.
>>26287345
>>26287358
Will she care?

>>26287358
Yes, exactly.

Our drunken self will no doubt think she's really cute underneath that helmet and get gropy.

>>26287214
Drink it - wait for the flight to end.

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>>26287214

>>26287382
And then, vomity.

>>26287382

and pukey

>>26287398
>>26287393

vomitmind

>>26287392
That is a sexy outfit on Sallaka.

>>26287405
She can be sexy when she's told to be.

Are we on a commercial flight? What sort of looks did Malal get at the airport? What does her passport photo look like?

>>26287214
Drink
Turn out to be the biggest lightweight ever and rant on about our girlfriend trying to eat our marshmallow coobie flavored hair this morning

>>26287435
I'm surprised we're not taking a private jet.

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>>26287405
Sallaka is always sexy.

>>26287435
Don't Culexus also have some kind of effect on the memory of normal people when they meet? Malal said that's why Midori didn't remember her when she say her in the past.

>>26287392

Oh, neat. Love Sayaka's outfit, as others have said.

>>26287448
So now that we're in Sallakaquest all the Sallafags appear.

secretly okay with this

>>26287447
Private jets tend not to have the range for Japan-US flights.

>>26287392
every time i think of Malal all i see is Dan Kim's picture of her. omg all my boners.

>>26287435
That's a good question. Depending on when she got it, with the helmet on or like Madoka.

>>26287468
I'd love if Dan Kim did more MGNQ stuff but at least doing that Malal was really awesome.

>>26287468
>Malal
>boners

I'm going to need to see this because reasons.

>>26287468
Link?

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Stupid sexy Malal.

>>26287467
I dare say the mutant cat alien could afford private jets that could reach that far and have mid air refuelling organized if he wanted

>>26287523
Smugdoka

>>26287486
>>26287493

https://twitter.com/CloneManga/status/318889765246222336/photo/1

>>26287558
>Nobody suspected
>Sensible red herrings
>Blindingly obvious in hindsight, we even saw a picture of her and didn't know it was her early on
Best MGNQ reveal ever.

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Detailing Mami's hair took a lot more energy than I thought so I'll take a break here. Probably a lot of changes since the last time you guys saw it. At any rate, guess I'll do some more simple coloring until I feel like working on Mami again.

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>>26287570

>>26287585
Fukn drills, aye?

>>26287214
[x]Drink. We can at least hold our liquor a little, and we might as well save our defiance points for bigger fish.

>>26287585

mami needs bigger... mamis

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>>26287570
>Dat sex hair
>Dem eyes

My boners are infinite

>>26287585
Mirai is reaching for the ramen butt.

>>26287200
>>26287207
>Malal made the Culexus suits
>She practically ran the Ninth
>Not even death could stop her
Jesus christ, is there anything she CAN'T do?

Other than make Kharn accept responsibility for her actions of course

>>26287615
The awkward feeling when you have the same name as the person that was drawn for.

>>26287607
I think that's just the art style.

>>26287594

Aye.

>>26287607

I thought they were fine? I'll be sure to give the sketch another revision before I start detailing, I guess.

>>26287623
not awkward at all. not at all

>>26287623
We call that a boner, son. It's natural.

>>26287631
They need to be twice as Mami.

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>>26287650
They need to be at least pic related.

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>>26287631
They need to be full of hopes and dreams.

>>26287674
>>26287650
Canon Mami's breasts are only a bit bigger than Sayaka's.

>>26287674
People say a Mami end in this quest wouldn't be that great because their relationship is more maternal, and I think I agree.
But then I see this picture.......

>>26287692
Mami end would be her adopting Chiaki as a family member. I would accept nothing else.

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>>26287689

Yes. And they still are a miracle of the universe.

>>26287692
Mami end would just be Homura/Chiaki imprinting on someone and falling in love with them 5ever like she did with Madoka in the show when she was nice to her.

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post more Mami while we wait.

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>>26287741

>>26287768
>as expected of breasts
no madoka that is not correct

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>>26287739

How about her hips instead?

>>26287783
Best when moving on their own.

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Have a bunny mumi

can i get some OL Mami?

>captcha: tremendous Iwantem

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>>26287685
THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE OTHER NIGHT!

I'M SO CONFUSED NOW.

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>>26287228 >>26287238 >>26287252 >>26287257

You look down at the solitary ice cube swimming in the strong-smelling glass of dark amber liquid.

...Urgh. You're...you're not a drinker. Sure, you can understand why Magical Girls, more often than not, turned to the drink to try and forget what they've done and seen on the job - but you could never understand why they'd get into the stuff like salarymen, drinking enough to necessitate being carried out by their friends before they made a scene. Drinking enough that they'd turn up the next day late, weary and hungover, unable to explain to you with a straight face why exactly they felt to do such a thing to themselves.

"Stop bullying Sayaka, Kirika," Malal says, but if anything, that only made the Eversor beside you smile even wider.

"What? Bullying? Perish the thought, Equerry!" Kirika scoffs, here. "I'm just trying to get Sayaka to relax, that's all. And the quickest way to do that is to get a few shots inside her. Right, Sayaka-chan?" You feel her elbow dig into your side. "Your sempai's got your best interests in mind, right?"

...Right. You shoot Kirika a dirty look, before jerking away from her elbow and downing the shot in one sharp gulp. Even the half-melted ice cube, which you hastily crunch on the way down.

Khh. This is why you don't drink. No matter what you do, it always tastes like gasoline. Burning your throat all the way through, to settle with a painful warmth at the pit of your stomach.

You manage not to cough the rest of it out as you hack and wheeze and try to breathe through a scorched throat. Kirika cackles here, slapping her tray and making the empty one-shot bottles rattle and clink, while Malal herself only shakes her head.

Handing back the glass to Kirika - who immediately refills it and knocks it back, grinning all the while, a grin you staunchly ignore - it's here that you resume your conversation with the Culexus.

[1/2]

>>26286454
Do Iori and Midori at the same time. Then tell Ruri who Green Green is and do Midori again. Then Chiaki can HOLD HANDS with Midori

>>26287855

Doesn't she think that the Warmaster misses her? Even in her own twisted way?

"...She only misses me because I'm the only one she can boss around without feeling bad," Malal chuckles from behind her helmet. "Anyway, that's neither here or there. I'm not lonely, if that's what you're wondering." She nods, more to herself than to you. "...Yeah. Not lonely at all."

If she says she's not, she's not.

"Hah!" Malal snorts at this reversal, before flipping her tablet back up into her gloved hands. Resuming whatever she was doing before you started talking to her.

Awkward silence aside, you've learned a lot, now. You don't have anything else to talk about with the Culexus.

What do you do now?

[]Talk to Kirika.
[]Try and nap through the most of the flight. (Timeskip)

>>26287877
>[]Try and nap through the most of the flight. (Timeskip)
No idea what to ask her. 's not like she's coherent in the first place.

>>26287877
>[X]Try and nap through the most of the flight. (Timeskip)

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Hot off the presses from /a/.

>>26287877
[x]Try and nap through the most of the flight.
Booze should help. If Stabby McSlaughterBitch wants something she can wake us.
We're totally waking up with a permanent marker moustache, aren't we?

>>26287877
>[]Try and nap through the most of the flight. (Timeskip)

Kirika a shit

>>26287877
[x] Timeskip

Lets not talk to the dead Lunatic, it will only drain our Sanity-Points.

>>26287877
>>[X]Try and nap through the most of the flight. (Timeskip)

>>26287877
>[x]Try and nap through the most of the flight. (Timeskip)

Fuck Kirika. How Mami can stand to be friends with her is beyond me.

>>26287877

>[X]Try and nap through the most of the flight. (Timeskip)

we COULD ask how Oriko is doing but Kirika is kinda a bitch, abusing rank and all that.

>>26287877
[x]Talk to Kirika. Ask her if that special friend of hers would approve of all the drinking and ass-slapping.

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>>26287898

what?
What is this?

>>26287877
>[x]Talk to Kirika.
Fuck all of you. We must dissent.

>heretic brityu
Captcha, sometimes you scare me.

>>26287877
[X] Talk to Kirika

Let's see what our lush of a master has to say.

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>>26287898

It looks like someone was trying too hard and came out mediocre.

Thus it fits /a/ perfectly.

>Not wanting to talk to Kirika just because she's a jerk
>She's a hot jerk
Come onnnnn

>>26287933
Meduka Souls I wager.

>>26287898
>Poorfag was poor even at the beginning of time

>>26287955
She started out with nothing, ended with less.

>>26287877
[x]Talk to Kirika.
How's she feeling about cross-continental travel then?

>>26287946
/tg/ gets straight edge at the weirdest times and/or being a drunk is only cool when Murderface does it.

>>26287946
Kirika da bess, people just have awful taste.

>>26287877

[x]This, ask her about Oriko and if she'd approve of her crap.
>>26287930

>>26287966
Even at the very end when Madoka fixed the Witch problem, Poorfag gained nothing. True healing.

>>26287877
[x] nap through the rest of the flight

>>26287877
Talk to Kirika
See what she is doing besides cheating on her girlfriend with random stewardesses

>>26287980
We're playing as Sayak now and she doesn't approve of that stuff. Stay in character anon.

>>26287877
>[x]Try and nap through the most of the flight. (Timeskip)

>>26287877
[x] Timeskip

We don't actually have anything to talk to Kirika ABOUT unless we want to bug her about the Eighth or stewardess butts.

>>26288034
We can ask what she thinks about the trip.

>>26288064

I'd rather timeskip and get to the meat of the flashback, actually.

>Talk to Kirika
>"God Kirika, why are you such a bitch?"
>Kirika dies laughing that of all people, Sayaka is asking this.

>>26288034
We're her protege; she's supposed to be teaching us how to pull swords from cakes and shit. Instead she's getting chocolate wasted and feeling up stewardesses like it's 1979.

>>26288022
Being in character is why Sayaka doesn't want to be drinking, not why she wouldn't be talking to Kirika at all.
>>26288074
This is a good reason though.

>>26288086
I just realised the biggest insult we could deliver to Sayaka is to compare her to Kirika.

>>26288109
The only memories Chiaki has of Kirika are a) BATSHIT BUGFUCK BALLSTOTHEWALLS INSANE and b) Gold Weapon.
Which she's probably going to acquire on this trip.
Fuck.

>>26288109

We should write that down.

Might end up in sickbay for a while though, getting our limbs reattached.

>>26288103
I don't think a plane trip is the time to teach us to swords and shit anyway, and if you look at what she's doing? She does not seem to care much about imparting deep advice right now.

Kirika is an asshole and even Sallaka kind of thinks so.

But also
>>26288074

We'll probably have plenty of time to see more of Kirika later.

Come on, KirikaQuest, Deculture. You know you want to.

>>26288074
I actually voted to talk to her but I'm forced to agree, especially since there's not much of interest which Kirika could say.

Which actually makes me suspicious, like, what if it's supposed to look unlikely that she could say nothing but bitchy stuff? When in fact she has something really profound and insightful to share, or maybe even something that could be an important plot point?

"Kirika, why are you such a huge bitch?"
"Autumn leaves and spring chicks both fall from the same tree."
"...What?"

>>26288128
We got all our memories back at the end of the barrier arc.

[X]Talk to Kirika.

Well I have to ditch.
Remember guys, Santa Destroy is a wonderful place of death and destruction. Feel free to get into barfights at the drop of a hat, so long as you can make friends while you're there!

>>26288162
>Which actually makes me suspicious, like, what if it's supposed to look unlikely that she could say nothing but bitchy stuff?

A whole new breed of shadowruns, eh.

>>26288163
No we didn't. We're still missing a lot of information, like everything involving Walpurgis and Malal's death.

>>26288175
So...
Basically Kirika will fit right in here.

>>26288139
Sallaka is kind of an asshole and we near unanimously decided to have this flashback with her, so I fail to see your point.

And the thread's near Chikuwa anyway, so we have time for both next thread.

>>26288206
>we near unanimously decided to have this flashback with her
I wanted MalalQuest.
But Malal is here with us so that's good enough I guess.

>>26288206
>>26288218

I was just sick of Ruri.

>>26288257
I both love and hate Ruri in equal measure. She's interesting.

>>26288257
>Being sick of Ruri

pleb

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>5 hours later and we only have 290 posts
What is this sorcery that keeps MGNQ out of autosage this long!?

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>>26288257

>>26288316
Deculture's writing speed, mostly.

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>>26288257
how shit can your taste get

>>26288257
Weak/10

>>26288342
And nothing to argue about.

>>26288316

don't worry, soon enough we'll find something to be paranoid about and tear in to it like a pack of wild dogs.

>>26288320
Is she slowly turning into technoc'thulhu?

>>26288363
I have a feeling that it will be related to the present of the quest. The may or may not be the real Ruri corpse was found in Santa Destroy about two years ago right? And this flashback is almost two years ago.

>>26288396
Oh jesus