Rolled 11, 5 = 16

>>26297173
Valkyrian Mercs Quest, FUCK YES!

Gentlemen. I wrote something.

...That was the biggest lie I have ever told. I did not write this. I was merely the pen it used to enter the world. Never have I written something so heartfelt, so true, so HUMAN. And I never will again.

That does not bother me.

I present to you... my latest masterpiece.

http://pastebin.com/iimAqNe2

>>26297269
>http://pastebin.com/iimAqNe2
Ok, this is fucking amazing and this is exactly what happens after the fight club!

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>>26297173
Well, this was it. The final push into the Hydrian Mountains, and hopefully the facility where Excalibur was being held, was almost upon you, and it couldn't have come any sooner. According to Lynch, Jack, and Elizabeth's estimations, the superweapon was due to be operation in a matter of weeks, if not days. On the eve of the operation, Freyberg was finally told the full story by Federation High Command. With the tragic loss of Stonehenge, the Federation had no answer to Excalibur, meaning this was a do or die mission.

As expected, Freyberg was throwing EVERYTHING he had at this assault, including his reserves and rearguard units. The understanding was that if they failed this mission, the ability to retreat out of Belka was pretty much a moot point.

However, while the main Federation forces tried to barge in through the front door, Tarin's father Edwin presented an alternate way to get into the facility, which is why you were in a personal briefing meeting with him and Freyberg.

"Are you sure this is safe?" You ask, frowning at the part of the map Edwin had circled. It was a ventilation duct that expelled the waste heat from the Hydrian Facility's machinery and furnaces. Due to the size of the facility, the duct was massive. Massive enough to fit a certain heavy tank...

"Well..." Edwin frowns. "The security there is pretty light."

"That wasn't the question I asked." You scowl.

"Okay, so everybody who tried using that route to infiltrate or escape got incinerated by the heat, but the theory is sound. Your vehicles should be insulated enough to protect you from that."

"Should?" You sigh.

"Look, it's either that, or you bust down the front door, because there's nowhere else you can sneak in a large enough force to sabotage the facility from the inside." Edwin points out.

"I agree, this is our best chance." Freyberg nods. "We're already gambling everything we have on this attack."

>No way, that's suicidal.
>Well, wish us luck then.
>Other

>>26297372
>Well, wish us luck, then.
Once more, into the breach.

>>26297372
>>Well, wish us luck then.

>>26297269
>NOW I'M SAD ERIK GET ON WIKIPEDIA AND FIND OUT IF ICE CREAM AND CHICK FLICKS HAVE BEEN INVENTED YET
I'm fucking dying here

>>26297372
>>Well, wish us luck then.
Let's finish the fight.

>>26297372
>Other
Do both. This is too risky to put our eggs in one basket. The Demons and anybody you can spare will go in the back door, and the rest of the forces will commit to a frontal attack. Hopefully the frontal attack will drawn attention away from us and if you are able to enter through the front, then we will be able to force them to split their defenses

>>26297475
Yes, that's already the plan. The question is whether you want to risk going down that duct or you assist the frontal attack.

>>26297372
Why is this plan giving me Judge Sly flashbacks?
>Well, wish us luck then.

>>26297485
Alright then, let do it death star!

>>26297372
"It looks like we're just going to have to go for it." You sigh. "Okay, so assuming we get through the vents alive, what's next?"

"Well, there's three courses of action." Freyberg starts pointing to Edwin's meticulously drawn map. "You can either head straight for the weapon and destroy it, try and sabotage the defenses from the inside to get our own forces into the base, or you can split up and try to do both. All have their risks and rewards."

>We'll head straight for the weapon.
>We'll sabotage the defenses.
>We'll split up and do both.
>Other

>>26297706
>>We'll split up and do both.

>>26297706
>We'll sabotage the defenses.
We're not splitting the group. Not here.

>>26297706
>We'll head straight for the weapon.

>>26297706
>>We'll sabotage the defenses.

>>26297706
>We'll sabotage the defenses.
don't split the party!

>>26297706
>>We'll sabotage the defenses.

>>26297706
>Other
What's the layout of the base? Is it possible to destroy critical instructor to force everyone out? If we're getting in through the heat vent, can't we blow up what's causing all that heat?

Is taking the HQ feasible?

If the answer is no for both, then let's sabotage the defenses.

Rolled 8

>>26297706
Also, can we ask Q for some kind of slap-on heat resistant coating or armor?

>>26297706
>>We'll head straight for the weapon.
Stay on target

>>26297819
Pretty sure Qyburn's back at the estate.

>>26297819
He's not here.

>>26297706
>>We'll head straight for the weapon.

>>26297706
>We'll sabotage the defenses.

>>26297402
Or fill the walls with our Gallian dead?

>>26297706
>We'll head straight for the weapon.
How will we have a manly fistfight on top of a burning tank if all the ustians get in the way

>>26297819
The composite armor already makes you as heat resistant as possible.

>>26297803
The base has multiple failsafes in case of mechanical failure. In the case of the heat vent, blocking it will only cause the internal temperature to rise very VERY slowly. Certainly not fast enough to cause any sort of catastrophic failure.

And taking out the HQ would fall under sabotaging the defenses.

>>26297875
Of course not. We've also got one Sapiniard, one Albian, three Imperials, one Emmerian, and the Stig. So we're filling the walls with our multicultural dead.

>>26297706
>We'll head straight for the weapon.
Who else thinks the weapon will fire when its incomplete and fuck up the Ustian forces?

>>26297706
>>We'll head straight for the weapon.

>>26297706
>We'll head straight for the weapon.

>>26297892
Ok, thanks. Let's take out the defenses most definitely!

>>26297706
>We'll head straight for the weapon.

>>26297706
"We'll go straight for the weapon." You say. "I'm sure Freyberg will be able to break through on his own."

"I appreciate the confidence, but there's no guarantee we'll be able to break through fast enough to support you. It's very likely you'll be all on your own in there."

"We'll deal with it." You nod. "And what about you, Edwin?"

"That vent isn't the only way into the base. I'll be sending in a number of smaller teams in to try and confuse the defenders. Gives a little bit more of a chance to pull this off."

"Alright." You nod. "We've got a plan, then."

With the attack scheduled to begin just a few hours, the town of Fardan was already a bustle of activity. Tanks were being activated and rolled out. Any vehicles too damaged to continue were taken apart to repair others, or scuttled to prevent reuse. Troops were rushing to their assembly points, weapons at the ready.

When you reach your staging point, the Demons are all already there. Sam, Ramirez, Tarin, Brillant, Heloise, Alek, Julia, Elizabeth, Isolde, Headcase, Elsa, Arthur, and the Stig were all ready and waiting.

If there was ever a moment for a corny and/or inspiring speech, now was the time.

>Well?

>>26297706
>>We'll head straight for the weapon.

Just blow the bloody thing up, it's the only reason we're here anyway.

>>26298103
Let's make some money

>>26298103
"You all know what's at stake here. Some of us might not be coming back. But we serve a higher cause. We will end this war!"

>>26298103
"I've got a wedding you're all invited to after to this is all over and I expect all of you to be healthy and alive enough to be there."

>>26298103
>"Demons, you know I suck at big speeches; I punch people and that tends to solve my issues. We've all done this god knows how many times now, and while this fight might be a bit more hectic, we're still gonna get it done and come out alive. Drinks are on me if we make it back in time for dinner (whatever time it is)!"

>>26298121
I'll second this maybe add a what are you standing around for before it.

>>26298103
"Demons... it's been a hell of a ride, and we're so close to the end. I can safely say that I never thought it would end like this, but... I just want you to know. I am so proud to have had the honor to fight at your sides. Now, then. Let's go END THIS WAR!"

>>26298103

this is kind of my first time writing a speech, so... yeah...

"How long has it been since we first formed up? A year? Two? Feels like decades, doesn't it? Well, after all that we've been through. The scrapes, the close calls, the funny shit, THIS one is going to be it. We end this, and hopefully, we end the war. We'll have peace, maybe for a couple years, maybe for a couple of centuries to come, but at least we'll have time to rest, relax, and get on with our lives, and hopefully, when this is all over, we'll settle down like any family should and you'll never have to kill another person again."

so we use a buzzbomb on the weapon and call it a day. like they can shoot it down

>>26298103
Demons, these past months/year has been one hell of a ride. From the coasts of Albion, the streets of Utsio, to the forests of Gallia and now Excalibur. I have seen life and death, happiness and sorrow, hatred and love. We have made more changes to the world than any one person ever could in their lifetime, many of whom died for. This mission will determine if our future is mired with war or blossoming with peace. You all know that this mission is voluntary and I wouldn't force you to take it. If you wish to leave do so now and I will not think of anything less of you.

Demons, it's time to get our paycheck and our future.

I'll be back in like 30 mins, so you guys can take your time.

>>26298172
Going for this one.

>>26298213
>Excalibur
>Not shooting things down

http://acecombat.wikia.com/wiki/Excalibur

>>26298172
Also, try to squeeze this in.

So, since we're going to be waiting a bit, what did you fellows think of my latest work of art?

>>26298292
11/10 would fap again

>>26298292
It changed my life. I now know what I want to be when I grow up.

>>26298249
Oh shit, THAT'S Karla's game.
It's a motherfucking Obelisk of Light.
Bet you five ducats she's planning on using it to force the Empire to give Belka it's independence back, and fuck up any army that comes knocking.

>>26298211
sweet, now I have more time to improve

"How long has it been since we first formed up? A year? Two? Feels like decades, doesn't it? Well, after all that we've been through. The scrapes, the close calls, the funny shit, THIS one is going to be it. We end this, we end the war. We'll have peace, maybe for a couple years, maybe for a couple of centuries to come. All I know is that we can't keep fighting like this. We may be mercs, but even we have to think about our futures. Futures that don't involve killing other people. Maybe kicking their asses, though. Me personally? I intend to have a little Sturmfuhrer sitting on my lap having Sam read him (or her) a story of how we saved the world. So, you guys in?"

Alright Demons, it's time to save the world!

>>26298103
Give me a sec, writing up mine!

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>>26298401
>Me personally? I intend to have a little Sturmfuhrer sitting on my lap having Sam read him (or her) a story of how we saved the world.

I'm going to need a minute.

>>26298375
I thought that was kinda obvious.

And didn't you guys realize what Excalibur was? I mean we just blew Stonehenge.
http://acecombat.wikia.com/wiki/Stonehenge_Turret_Network

>>26298458
I'm sorry if this sucks. I have no idea how I'm supposed to write a speech, man.

>>26298476
I will admit, to my shame, I've never actually played an Ace Combat game.
Blame my lack of a console until this month.

>>26297269
Yelling Bird is a true master of his craft.

>>26298488
No, I'm not saying it was bad. I'm saying that last line is so adorable it gave me a heart attack.

>>26298103
Conquest.

The story of human history.

Since time immemorial, great people have risen from humble beginnings to...

do shit.

And so it was with the DEMONS OF RANDGRIZ!

Since forming from the nation of Gallia, the once small-time merc company has evolved into the most badass merc company the world has ever seen.

And now we're about to lay the biggest smack down in the history of the Earth. When Excalibur falls, it will be remembered as the day the Demons shoved it into the rear exhaust pipe Belka, and it will be glorious!

Come now, we have a base to penetrate!

I'm just worried about what we do with Karla after we find her.

>>26298603
Sword duel. Because how else is it going to end.

>>26298603
Obviously, we invite her to the wedding.

>>26298603
Sabres.

Duh.

>>26298103
And MC, make sure we bring both of our childhood swords, just in case.

>>26298603
stare with pity before walking off, fire silhouetting our form until we vanish in the smoke

>>26298635
Those are currently wall-hangers.

>>26298635
We left them behind in the castle.

Of course this would have been the perfect opportunity to use them.

>>26298650
No, I pretty sure we brought them.

>>26298672
No, the Samfags forced us to leave them behind.

>>26298672
Nah, they're back at the castle. He found them, but decided he didn't need them.

>>26298672
No we didn't samfags wouldn't even give us a cool dual

>>26298579
We 3rd street saints now?

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>>26298603

Shirtless swordfight with Excalibur in the background and Sam bleeding out from a having had a sabre run through her chest.

Oh, and there's a time limit because there's a mass arty strike getting prepped to hammer the facility into dust along with us unless we call it off or run outta there like a bat out of hell.

>>26298701
Yeah, I totally ripped off that! Points for getting the reference.

>>26298712
A say we fire a photon torpedo into the core and get the hell out of there!

>>26298637
then the manly bare chested fistfight with Erik atop a burning marmota mk II?

>>26298701
damn right we are! but who is our Johnny Gat?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8GRrsthHnc

>>26298712
We also have to escort around the engineer who was forced to design it, because only he knows the weakness! Which is switchboard that only he knows the password to and is unwilling to share it. Also the switchboard is underwater to prevent overheating.

>>26298745
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8GRrsthHnc
Ramirez of course!

>>26298739
with shirtless Ramirez in the background, Tarin in one arm and heavy MG in the other

>>26298745
I went with the english accent for my guy in two and the third.

>>26298603

Kill her. Then angst about it after wards. Sam getting injured by Karla and spurring on our rage optional.

But that's tragically cliched thing to do, and I'd be sorely disappointed if /tg/ can't come up with something better.

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>>26298745

Ramirez, if that Fight Club is anything to go on.

Except he doesn't go down like a bitch; he just needs to hunker down and wipe the blood outta his eyes before continuing building up his killstreak.

>>26298801
Yeah good luck with that... Samfags are pretty unimaginative... except for Sir Yellingbird

>>26298603

Capture her and use her as a political prisoner. She's still a princess afterall, and it'd bring a abrupt end to the war.

>>26298800
Cockney voice is best voice, thank fuck it's still in 4

I would kill for a HD saints row and saints row 2

>>26298848
That would fuck her shit. I bet she'd try to kill herself rather than be captured.

>>26298603
SABRE DUEL. Our story with Karla begins with swords and ends with swords.

It would have been cooler if the Samfags had let us bring the old sabres.

>>26298848
She's the princess of Belka not the Empire.

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>>26298859
the gangs in the last game kinda sucked

>>26298862

They're not old enough to warrant an HD edition.

>>26298894

Really? I thought the Ronin were pretty cool.

>>26298848
Belkan Royalty != Imperial Royalty

>>26298911
saints row the third is what I am talking about

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>>26298892
>>26298838
>>26298694
>>26298686
>People STILL butthurt over this

It'd be cute if it wasn't so damn sad.

>>26298929
>s&m gang
they were ok...

>deckers
FUCK YOU AND THOSE CUNTS WITH THE HAMMERS!

>luchadores
Killbane was boss

>>26298745
>go to Hawaii or somethin'
I see what they did there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkrQXuDq24
>>26298894
Yeah here's hoping they don't kill off the genuinely threatening villain in the first act and stick us with the lame gimmick bad guy we don't give a fuck about for the rest of the game.
>>26298929
Pretty sure he was trying to make SR3 into the Turkeyhandle animu.

If we capture Karla, Belka becomes leaderless with various factions wanting to rule, then the country gets absorbed into the Empire.

So the question is, Do we care what happens to the people of Belka?

>>26298959
Hey, we let you have your fun, at least let us have ours

>>26298961
>Killbane was boss
Killbane was great as comic relief, but not once did I really hate him. Now Loren, him I wanted to sodomize with a fucking 12-guage.

>>26298970
Idk, maybe we can use this as leverage against Karla?

>>26298103
....Dammit, I was hoping we'll get backup but we must do what we must.

>>26298970
No.

Because we're not getting paid to.

>>26299005
Did we get paid to give a fuck about Darcens?

forget about her and lets do the job

>>26299025
agreed

>>26298961
you forgot S.T.A.G

>>26299024
Still something I don't give a damn about, truth be told. Something we shouldn't be giving a damn about as Merc Company.

>>26299036
Fuck STAG

>>26299036
S.T.A.G. had the best stuff. I loved the pew pew and hover bikes.

>>26299074
>>26299079
I loved how they first attacked you in the game.

>Dat carrier

>>26299048
>>26299005
Our motive was never money in the first place.

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>>26298103
"DEMONS!" You yell, standing atop of Fenrir to get their attention. "How long has it been since we first formed up? A year? Two? Feels like decades, doesn't it? Well, after all that we've been through. The scrapes, the close calls, the funny shit, THIS one is going to be it. We end this, we end the war. We'll have peace, maybe for a couple years, maybe for a couple of centuries to come. All I know is that we can't keep fighting like this. We may be mercs, but even we have to think about our futures. Futures that don't involve killing other people. Maybe kicking their asses, though. Me personally? I intend to have a little Sturmfuhrer sitting on my lap having Sam read him (or her) a story of how we saved the world. So, you guys in?"

Everybody cheers, which is all the response you need.

"Okay then, let's earn some money!" You yell, jumping off Fenrir. "DEMONS, MOVE OUT!"

They said that the collective rumbling of all that armor moving simultaneously could be felt all the way to Ustio, as thousands and thousands of tanks, armored vehicles, trucks, and transports pushed their way to the Hydrian Mountains. There, nestled into the rock was a massive set of steel doors surrounded by countless defensive positions and Imperial troops.

However, none of this was your concern. With Edwin leading the way, you and the Demons take the long way around, coming up to the heat vent he was talking about. His men had already taken out the few guards assigned to watch it, so all that was left for you was to enter it.

"Good luck, Captain. Once you're in there, there's no going back." Edwin says, shaking your hand. "Keep an eye on Tarin for me."

"She'll probably be the on keeping an eye on US." You grin. "Good luck, Edwin."

(cont)

>>26299114
With that, Edwin's men pull the protective grate off. You can already feel the blistering heat emanating from the vent hit you like a brick wall. This was going to suck.

One by one, your small convoy enters the vent, with Fenrir and Kilroy going in first and the Growler following close behind.

"Oh god, this was a TERRIBLE idea, sir!" Julia complains.

Even though the vehicles were insulated, that only made the heat survivable. Already everybody was sweating like you were trapped in a sauna. You only hoped that this would be the worst it would get.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 16

>>26299150

Rolled 10

>>26299150
Oh boy

Rolled 12

>>26299150

Rolled 13

>>26299150

>>26298603

I don't think we'll kill her. From a meta perspective, there's still a couple of Karlafags / Karla-to-whatever converts to vote for alternatives. From an IC perspective, this is the girl we grew up and fell in love with. Granted, that all went to shit with the invasion, but I'd find it hard to believe if there weren't still some lingering feeling for what we once had.

>>26299186
it'd be dramatic, it's be tragic, and it'd be epic

>>26299164
Fortunately, by the time you reach the end of the vent, you're all more or less intact, though extremely sweat and smelly. But at least you're all still alive.

"Julia, Headcase, what are your conditions?" You ask.

"Besides boiling in my own sweat?" Julia says in an annoyed tone. "Nothing too serious. Just need to cool off the engine for a bit once we get out of here."

"Same here." Headcase says. Oddly enough he doesn't sound bothered by the heat. That guy was way too laid back, you thought.

"Okay, cover your ears!" Julia warns. "This is gonna get loud!"

Fenrir's cannon gives out a massive BOOM as she blows out the grate blocking the other end of the vent. She then pushes her way through mangled steel, machinery, and wire, leaving a hole big enough for the other vehicles to follow through. The moment you leave the vent, you kick the door open and you all pile out of the Growler.

"Oh man that feels so nice!" Brillant says, breathing in the relatively cooler air.

"After this, I'm going back to the mountains, and never leaving them ever again." Alek says glumly. Looks like the took the worst of it.

"Awww, don't worry Alek." Elsa says, kissing him on the forehead. "It's all over now.

And then you notice that thanks to all that sweat causing their uniforms to stick, all of your female squad members' figures have gotten a bit more accentuated...

No! CONCENTRATE!

"Hey, Captain." Elizabeth waves you over, pointing to what looks like a phone built into the wall. "They're using wired comms in this facility. I'm guessing they can't get good radio signals inside. If you want, I can try patching in to see what's going on."

>Do it. We need all the intel we need.
>Not yet. We don't want to give away the fact we're here.
>Other

>>26299186
Agreed, punished and foiling her plans are fine but murdering her....might be a bit much don't you think?

Rolled 20

>>26299289
>>Do it. We need all the intel we need.

>>26299289
>>Do it. We need all the intel we need.

>>26299218

Unless you kill Sam, there wouldn't be enough of a consensus to do it.For all it's cynicism, /tg/ has always leaned heavily towards badass over dramatics. We'll probably even save her (as she lies bleeding out on the floor) when Excalibur or whatever goes boom.

>>26299314
SAVE YOUR ROLLS!

>>26299289
>"After this, I'm going back to the mountains, and never leaving them ever again." Alek says glumly. Looks like the took the worst of it.

heh.

>>26299289
>Do it. We need all the intel we need.

>>26299289
>>Do it. We need all the intel we need.

>>26299328

Sorry! I had forgotten it was even written in! didn't know 4chan saved it after shutdowns.

>>26299314

We better get some fucking awesome intel from this.

>>26299434
We aren't getting jack shit from that.

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>>26299289
"Do it." You nod.

"Just give me a few moments." Elizabeth says as she starts pulling wires.

>>26299488
>roll 1d20

Rolled 1

>>26299434
If anything we're going to start rolling 1s
>>26299488

>>26299434
Rolls don't count unless asked.

Rolled 20

>>26299488

Rolled 9

>>26299488

>>26299500
DAMN IT!

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>>26299500

Rolled 15

>>26299488

Rolled 19

>>26299498

Rolled 8

>>26299488

>>26299500
>>26299504
Well now what?

>>26299500
ahahahahahahaha called it
>>26299504
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuck your 20

>>26299500
>>26299504


I don't believe this....Goddamnit.

>>26299500
:O

>>26299500
>>26299504
Really?

Fucking really?

Rolled 9

>>26299488

>>26299546
Just wait until the bullets start flying the 1s haven't even begun to fuck us.

>>26299498
"Dice+1d20"

>>26299585
Put it in the space that says, E-mail.

>>26299585
Put that in the email field without the quotes.

>>26299620
Well not now. We're done rolling.

>>26299642
for future reference he obviously hasn't rolled before

>>26299672
I never get why people have so much trouble doing it.

>>26299642
Ok thanks

Rolled 2

>>26299752
Don't cap the 'd'

Rolled 15

>>26299761
In dice that is.

>>26299514
"Sorry, sir, I got nothing" Elizabeth shakes her head. "Just regular maintenance reports. I can try again at another comm terminal if we come across one."

>Search for another comm terminal.
>We wasted enough time. Proceed to the objective.
>Other

>>26299771
>>We wasted enough time. Proceed to the objective.

>>26299771
>>We wasted enough time. Proceed to the objective.

>>26299771
>We wasted enough time. Proceed to the objective.

>>26299771
>>We wasted enough time. Proceed to the objective.

>>26299771
>Search for another comm terminal.

Rolled 2

>>26299771
>Other
Ramirez, escort Elizabeth to another comm terminal. Everyone else, Proceed to the objective!

>>26299771
>>Search for another comm terminal

>>26299771
>Search

Nobody knows we're here yet... we can take some time

>>26299699

moot back in 2008:
>Typing the following into the e-mail field will roll dice:
>dice XdY Z -or- dice+XdY+Z
>Don't abuse/spam this or I'll remove it. Thanks to MrVacBob and coda for implementing this, and a fa/tg/uy for requesting it.

moot 3 minutes later:
>protip: DICE GOES IN EVERY FIELD

moot 5 minutes and 6 bans later
>failing to dice properly in this thread will result in a ban
>learn to read you fucking morons. christ i already regret this ;_;

>>26299833
.....Sorry?

I was a little confused by it?

>>26299906
Don't worry you're far from alone, it's almost a running joke at this point.

Piece of advice for ya though, if you copy the dice text you can paste it again without having to type it out. This makes it much easier to turn your dice off and on.

>>26299906
You still are by the looks of it.

Stop capitalizing dice.

>>26299906

Dice isn't capitalized.

>>26299771
"We've wasted enough time here." You say, walking back to the assembled Demons. At this point, the engines on your vehicles have already cooled down enough that they can be safely operated again. Now all that's left is to actually get to Excalibur.

Checking the map Edwin provided to you, you see that he's marked two possible routes to the inner chamber where the weapon is being kept. One is the main access shaft. The shaft had to be big enough to transport construction materials and supplies through, so naturally it was large enough to accommodate your vehicles. The problem was that it was a very obvious route, and you'd be spotted the moment you got onto it. However, it was the fastest way there.

The second alternative was to work your way through the maintenance access tunnels. These tunnels were similarly large, since the maintenance crews needed their own vehicles to get around. However, the space was much tighter, leaving you with less room to maneuver. Couple that with multiple branching paths that turned the tunnels in a maze, and provided ample opportunities for ambushes, and you had an equally dangerous route. However, that was only if you were detected, which would probably something you could avoid easier in there.

>Assault the main shaft.
>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.
>Other

>>26300000
>>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.

>>26300000
>>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.

>>26300000
>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.

>>26300000
>DEM QUINTS

>>26300000
>Assault the main shaft.
Also nice quints

>>26300000
>>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.

>>26300000
>>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.

Rolled 11

>>26300000
ONLY A MAIN FRONTAL ASSAULT WILL DO
Maintenance tunnels? One grenade and the whole squad is dead not to mention tunnel collapse.

>>26300012
>>26300029
>>26300036
>>26300028
>>26300044
We're fucked...

>>26300053
What this guy said.

Go loud or go home

Rolled 6

>>26300000
>Try to sneak through the maintenance access.

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>>26300000
"Okay, Demons, we're going to try and avoid the main forces and go through the maintenance access shafts." You say.

"Sheesh, always have to take the routes that give us tankers the hardest time, huh?" Julia sighs.

"Well, you guys need a challenge after all. You're bulletproof and we're not."

"Ha ha, fuck you, sir."

To be fair, you can sort of understand Julia's frustration. Fenrir can barely fit into the tunnels without scraping the sides, and turning and maneuvering is a quite a pain. You're definitely going to have a lot of time eaten up when this is said and done.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 7

>>26300170
Let's try this again.

Rolled 4

>>26300170

Rolled 12

>>26300170

I just realised.

We didn't meet Isolde's bro Imperial buddy.

Rolled 18

>>26300170
ATTENTION BELKA! THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION!

Rolled 3

>>26300170
Goddamit

>>26300188
As you carefully make your way through the tunnels, Tarin suddenly kneels and gives you the alert.

"Contact. Vehicle approaching." She says. "Looks civilian."

Shit, in these cramped quarters, you options were limited. You could try hiding, but you'd have to be damn lucky to pull it off. You'd probably have to end up fighting or something.

>Try and hide. Let them pass.
>Stop them and take them prisoner.
>Shoot first, questions later.
>Other

>>26300270
>Shoot first, questions later.

Rolled 9

>>26300270
>>Stop them and take them prisoner

Rolled 18

>>26300270
>Stop them and take them prisoner.
Intel we need badly.

>>26300270
>Try and hide. Let them pass.

>>26300270
>>Stop them and take them prisoner.
Try to intimidate.

>>26300170
Julia knows what's up.

You guys are killing me with stealth modo all day erry day.

War will be over by the time we get through maintenance access.

>>26300270
>Stop them and take them prisoner
bullets are hel of a loud in tunnels

>>26300301
The point of a saboteur is to get in quiet and get the hell out of there tearing ass up to eleven after we make sure the job is done..

>>26300301
>>26300275

You two stink of lololol kill everyone.

>>26300270
>>Stop them and take them prisoner.

>>26300270
>>Stop them and take them prisoner.

>>26300301
We are alone in an enemy base and we aren't getting backup from the Ustians so long as the defenses are up.

This is not the battle of Farden anymore. We are not doing a blitzkrieg.

>>26300324
Not really, more like picking the right tool for the right moment. Part of that is choosing where and when you engage your enemy.

If things go tits up in these tunnels we're going to be feeling it later. Also you guys forget Karla has plans to relocate Excaliber.

If we had chosen main access, we might have had a lot more control in dictating the skirmish. We also could act and react more quickly and decisively.

Down here we'll get bogged down.

>>26300270
You nod to the Tarin and Brillant, who quickly take position to intercept the oncoming vehicle. You and Ramirez then circle around to come to it from behind to keep it from escaping. Meanwhile, Isolde and Sam get their lances ready.

The maintenance truck trundles along as if nothing was wrong in the world, up until its path is blocked by a several hundred ton tank with a very VERY big gun. The driver screams and tries to put his vehicle into reverse, until he's met with several guns in his face.

"Hands up where I can see them." You say.

>roll 1d20

So uh Merc.

Sorry to bother you again but I was kinda inspired to write up another sheet which I sent to your email. Try taking a look.

Rolled 5

>>26300435

Rolled 20

>>26300435

Rolled 8

>>26300435

>>26300444
See? Stealth is working.

>>26300430
Pretty sure WE don't know she is relocating it and we are playing saboteurs here. Not just assaulting a base, we are without backup too.

>>26300435
>several hundred ton tank

Dafuq?

I know this is the world of RAGNITE, SON, but I was under the impression that Fenrir was much lighter than that.

Rolled 1

>>26300435

>>26300444
did these people happen to be moving Excalibur?

Excalibur is a giant superweapon (most likely a giant ass tower). It's not going to be easy to relocate that.

>>26300466
yea I 'wut'ed as well, with the upgrades and even the 122, the Fenrir should not weigh more than 40-50 ton, its pretty damn small and operated by 1 person...

>>26300548
I'm guessing its a case of exaggeration which promotes understanding.

>>26300466
>>26300548
Maybe it was hyperbole? If not then yeah RAGNITE SON I guess.

>>26300410
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Douaumont
(Although not a great comparison because this installation is better manned)
Also, you forget we have Darcsen infiltrating the place.

>>26300618
>http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Douaumont

Not only is this place better manned, we have even less people than that. Your reasoning fails.

>>26300618
>19 officers and 79 men
We have around 14 people.

And one of them doesn't really fight.

>>26300650
Pretty sure those Germans didn't bring a heavy tank and TD with them. Pretty stealthy of those bastards.

>>26300697
Yes, I'm sure two tanks are going to be all the difference once enemy lancers start raining shells from battlements, AT guns firing from alcoves and enemy tanks coming out to face us. Should I remind you as well that our enemy is famous for their tanks? Sit down, you are looking ridiculous.

>>26300697
Erik is here.

Armor support counts for shit.

Incidentally, where are the other Knights that we beaten via dueling?

>>26300805
Fleisher is in the hospital the last time I heard of him.

Detlef got ashamed of his defeat or something. Not sure what happened to him.

>>26300444
"Whoa! Hey there son, you don't have to be wavin' guns about!" The maintenance man raises his arms. "I was just takin' a little is all! Those assholes up in Assembly are workin' us to the bone here!"

You and Ramirez just stare blankly at each other.

"Hey, wait..." The man squints his eyes. "You guys ain't base security, are you?"

"No..." You respond.

"Great! That means I'm not gonna get written up for this!" The man grabs a sandwich he was keeping on the passenger seat and takes a big bite out of it.

"Hey, um, who exactly are you?" You ask, not sure whether to lower your gun or not."

"Aw, how rude of me not to introduce myself!" The man gives a sloppy salute. "Nathaniel Derman, at your service, though most folks just call me Nader for short!"

"Um, nice to meet you, Nader." You say. He was certainly an odd individual.

"Say..." Nader narrows his eyes as he chews on his sandwich. "You look a tad bit familiar. Have I seen you somewhere before?"

>We're the Demons of Randgriz
>Nope, I don't believe we've ever met.
>Other

>>26300845
>>We're the Demons of Randgriz
I wanna know how he knows us

>>26300845
>>Nope, I don't believe we've ever met.
technically, it's true

>>26300845
>>We're the Demons of Randgriz
Eh.

Might as well.

>>26300845
>We're the Demons of Randgriz.
This guy seems legit

Rolled 8

>>26300845
>Nope, I don't believe we've ever met.

>>26300860
Seconding

>>26300845
>>We're the Demons of Randgriz
Say it in the most blunt monotone voice we can manage.

>>26300845
>We're the Demons of Randgriz

>>26300845
>>Nope, I don't believe we've ever met.
>>Other
"No, Nader you don't know us. What do you say we make a deal? You stay down here, make yourself scarce for a couple hours, and when I see you next, I will give you a little something to make it worth your while."

>>26300845
>>We're the Demons of Randgriz

I doubt he'll rat us out as he seems far more concerned with avoiding work and having some food than loyality

>>26300845
>We're the Demons of Randgriz
and we're on a mission from God
whip out sunglasses

>>26300845
"We're the Demons of Randgriz." You say with your straightest face.

"Oh. My. GAWD!" Nader whoops. "I knew it! The guards around here can't stop talkin' about you fellas! I'm in the presence of Grade-A celebrities! What can I do ya for?"

No... you frown. It couldn't be this easy, could it?

>See if he's willing to help you.
>Just send him on his way.
>Neutralize him so he can't warn anybody else.
>Other

>>26300987
>>See if he's willing to help you.

>>26300987
>>See if he's willing to help you.

>>26300987
>>See if he's willing to help you.

>>26300987
>>See if he's willing to help you.
If it's a fetch quest then:
>Neutralize him so he can't warn anybody else.

Rolled 4

>>26300987
>See if he's willing to help you.
We don't have to believe him, nor have to let him live afterwards.

>>26300987
> See if he's willing to run for political office

>>26300987
"Hey, Nader, you don't mind helping us out a bit? Like pointing us the way to Excalibur?" You ask.

"Excali-what?" Nader's face twists in confusion.

"The giant gun thing." You sigh.

"Oh, THAT!" Nader laughs. Well, what's in it for me...?"

>roll 1d20

Rolled 9

>>26301252

Rolled 1

>>26301252
Not getting shot.

Rolled 2

>>26301252

Rolled 7

>>26301252
"How much is a signature from the one and only Jager Sturmfuhrer worth?"

Rolled 13

>>26301252
Well uh, you won't have to work here anymore!

>>26301252

Rolled 4

>>26301278
I don't seem to have the favour of the dice gods today. This is going to be my last roll for the day.

>>26301267
what

>>26301314
Shit. It happens.

>>26301267
Nader extorts us heavily.

Or he sends us to find Schnee

Rolled 3

>>26301252

>>26301455
I will be back shortly in about 30 mins.

Rolled 15

>>26301252
"A kiss from The Most Dangerous Woman in Europa?" meaning Tarin of course.

Rolled 12

>>26301252

Rolled 12

>>26301252
Wahergarble

So I just got my internet back up, finished last night in the archive and I have to say (although I may be WAY off base here) I think I smell a little somethin'-somethin' goin' down with Ramirez and Tarin.

Rolled 3

>>26301252
Another!

Rolled 2

>>26301252
I should stop

Rolled 20

>>26301933
>>26301922
>>26301455
>>26301304
>>26301278
>>26301267

The dice gods have forsaken us.

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>>26301951

>>26301951
No, I think they just enjoy mocking us

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>>26301951

>>26301966
Wow I just flashed back to like 2006, thanks for the ride anon.

>>26301278
"That depends." You say sternly. "What are you asking for?"

"A kiss from that pretty lass over there." Nader says. "Just on the cheek. I'm not a pervert, after all!"

You notice that he's pointing at Sam. Something inside you starts bubbling.

>Sorry, I can't agree to that.
>I'll go ask her.
>Other

>>26302067
tie him up, gag him, stick him in a closet, steal his truck and use it to scout.

Rolled 1

>>26302067
>Other
"You know she is my fiancee right?
>I'll go ask her.

>>26302067
>>I'll go ask her.


its just a kiss on the cheek..for Europa, I doubt Jeager is that petty or lacking in confidence.

>>26302067
>Other

"I'll cut you in on a better deal. You take us to Excalibur, and I'll try to forget what you just said. This thing on my back is kinda heavy, you know. I might just slip and...you get my drift? Now take us to the damn thing."

Intimidation.

>>26302067
tell him to close his eyes for it
have him kiss Ramirez

>>26302067
"That is my fiancee Nader, and you are very close to getting added to the list of people I have punched in the face.

It's quite a famous list you know, everyone would be quite impressed that JAGER STURMFUHRER knocked every single one of your teeth out."

>>26302067
>>Sorry, I can't agree to that.

>>26302067
no

>>26302067
>Other
"I punch knights to stop an invasion, but I will do worse for anyone asking my fiancee to do that."

>>26302067
>>I'll go ask her.

Oh wow, a kiss on the cheek in exchange for a superweapon threatening the stability of the continent.

I know what I'm choosing.

>>26302067
>I'll go ask her.

The number of immature retards in this thread is staggering.

Oh god all these neckbeards going ''MUUUH WAIFU!''

>>26302067
>I'll go ask her.

Rolled 6

>>26302067
>>I'll go ask her.

>>26302067
>I'll go ask her.

Not an unreasonable request. Its not like he can pull anything surrounded by a bunch of angry mercs anyway. He tries anything funny and he gets pumped full of holes, assuming Sam doesn't just beat him to death first.

>>26302169
its more along the lines of a kiss on the cheek for a much smaller hole blown in Karla's front door

>>26302191
SRS BUSNIS MAN.

>>26302208

It's almost as if our mission becomes a lot safer and smoother for both us and our men with an act that costs us literally nothing.

Can you idiots get any thicker?

>>26302067
"You do know she's my fiancee, right?" You say, glowering.

"Whoa, hey, it was just a simple request! Not forcing ya to do it or anything!" Nader laughs softly. "Thing is, these damn security guards won't let us out this place. Most of us haven't even seen our families or loved ones in MONTHS. I just wanted a bit of that womanly affection!"

"I'll go ask her." You say, still glaring at Nader. "Don't go anywhere."

You then turn to Sam, who had heard the conversation.

"Sam, I'm not going to order you to do this..."

"Yeah, but it's for the mission, right?" Sam says, though she's clearly not enthused about it. "Just one on the cheek, right?"

"Yeah." You nod.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 3

>>26302241

Rolled 14

>>26302241

Rolled 15

>>26302241