>Muh short fin

We are very close to 100SXP,so more opportunities to gain it are always good.

You REALLY archived this fucking thread? Are you fucking SHITTING me?

>>26334537
New omakes, possible quest continuation, early archiving prevents archive trolls.

Your tears are also delicious.

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The quest started with us rolling up Risa Schrödinger, at the time just the latter of the name, and we went through town om nomming a bunch of things and rhyming. We made a plant bro and met a wolf while in Hue Co. and then took the plant bro back with us after killing a bunch of hollows because fuck those guys. Around this time we also wished for a new personality much better at plans which has led to speculation the plant was a figment of our imaginations all along. We eventually tried to head on challenge an LT to a rap battle which cost us our plant bro and nearly our lives. It was then we swore vengeance.

We formed a mob and killed some nofunigamis with wolf bro and a fairly gangsta flying hollow and then felt the call to be a menos. So we went to Hue Co. to be tall. It was pretty awesome all around actually. We shot lasers at things and kicked other hollows who did not be tall enough.

Note we have had dreams where a strange light modifies us while we are a menos grande and we think it may be what has allowed us to become a vasto lorde. after we finish being tall we become an adjuchas and meet Lucifer who offers us a deal. We of course take it and there is much joy had by all. we then join up with a rebellion and meet a giant rhyming spider hollow named Charlotte. We also meet Wolf bro again and find out they were sort of pissed since a captain came in and put the hurt on the hollows left behind. We patched things up though. The three of you then rolled a one and got attacked by an arrancar who worked for the current king of Hue Co. and then ate him at the cost of charlotte. You then became a vasto lorde, ripped your face off, and became an arrancar. Lucifer may have also dressed us in this time and done something. We don't know.

We power level wolf bro, she arrancars up, we meet an arrancar called the general of misery. Quesufre Sin-Fin. She is pretty sad all the time, it's her thing. Eventually we kill the king and set Jager up as the new ruler of Hue Co.

Azure muh sin fin pls

Also, when can we ship RyouchixHayato whilst shoveling hollows into Ryouchi's throat?
>captcha: crying cttlyu

>>26334708
Azure, what the hell has Sid the Squid been up to? I NEED to know!
You should give a sid the squid omake.

>>26334745
Ryouichi needs to step up his game. Catch Hayato in the rebound.

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We of course are the puppet masters of Hue Co. and make sure Sin-Fin realizes this. She swore an oath to serve the true ruler of Hueco Mundo who at the time we believed to be us. We went back to the human world and became a school teacher at this point because it seemed like a thing to do. Our monologue also started becoming more self aware at this time.

We met a group of students who were supernaturally gifted, including one boy who we had tainted with our poisonous energy when he was just a baby, and settle into making a supernatural studies club. The short of it is there is Akira the seer, the twincies Friedhelm and Kouta who are creepy Ryoko/Kyoko/What ever name we remember at the time the berserker, and Ryouichi who is sort of a little bitch like all the time. Fuck that kid.

We spend some time teaching them then meet the nofunigami who patrol the town, Ran and Hayato who we are told one of them has a magical thingamajig called a Fruit of Eden in their soul. They are also doing the lewd tango together in a committed manner, so that's a thing.

We force Hayato to give Ryouichi his powers by putting them in a situation where Ran would die and then he became a mary sue thing. Which is important as our final goal to kill the soul king requires living humans to enter soul society to break the first seal. Hayato gets in trouble, gets called back, we power level the scrubs into being less scrubby then get Lilith to open a gate for us.

Just before however we go to Hue Co. and release Sin-Fin from a promise and believed she was acting on free will. Also Jager has a thing for remodeling, we meet THE GREAT ME, who is a fire lion arrancar, and a scary sloth. We also recruit a gangsta rapping hollow scientist who doesn't even sort of trust us. Which is, you know, cool.

We go to soul society, and break the first seal then. We then run about causing havoc.

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We eventually meet the afroed LT. from the previous timeline who killed our plant friend and decide to murder the children he is with to the tune of Scarborough fair. The horror show ends after we murder them and we discover our body seems to be a touch unstable and we sleep it off in a shed somewhere. We wake up then track down the tracking captain who may have tagged Jager and discover Akira's power is growing more and more. We KO the captain, and then chase after a shadow who we discover to be her LT. we go back and find the captain we totally did not kill has been killed by some one else.

You get blamed for it, of course, and are forced to run about for a little while. You eventually catch the scent of Hayato in a creepy tower and discover a shinigami guarding him is called Monster and looks like Vin diesel because the QM may or may not have a thing. It's a thing.

You discover the rebels plan on breaking him out then for some reason, and stop them from doing so forcing them to act during the execution in order to clear your name in case you need them later. You break into the execution grounds and your actions force a captain to use all his go juice to turn on the scary fire spear thing they use. You decide "fuck that" and transform into your hollow form in front of all the captains and LTs and the scrubs you took with you and fire your most powerful attacks at the spear in order to stop it. A side effect of which, combined with the spear itself, rips open a gate tot he world between worlds and a giant ass hand comes from fucking no where and drags the spear with it.

Then you get stabbed by Sin-Fin from fucking no where and fall over. Which was both unexpected and upset monologue a great deal Mah Short-fin indeed. You expected the captains to take out Hayato, but a few bad rolls and a combination of not investigating and really not giving a shit, caused you to be a bit shocked when Ran gets killed by a guy you really didn't think was that evil.

>>26335009
>third image posted

not sure how I feel about this, but I guess it's time to get started on Jaegerbombs

>>26335392
I select them at random from a folder I have. Post order doesn't mean much apart from the fact I always post the opening image first.

>>26335430
as long as you don't start posting that abominable comic that started floating around with the last Bleach update

The Ulquiorra one

Yo Azure, if you ever get around to pulling .hack//AIDA out of hiatus.. I'd be your anon

That Quincy lady who is probably the twincies mother was stronger than us. She beat us, and was just about to deliver the killing blow when Clair bashed her on the back of the head and knocked her out. Except he didn't, because Jeremy now never existed. So why are we alive? Did this version of reality have its own Shrodinger who died before we got here? Did we win the fight on our own somehow? Did we go a different direction and never even meet her? Or maybe, when Tony sacrificed himself to save our life, that was the one bit of his past that couldn't be erased because it was necessary for the saving our life bit. Maybe she remembers that bash on the head, and waking up with "Schrödinger was here unless observed then he was not. Joseph was here too." on her face. Maybe we could eventually use that link to somehow to bring Sophie back. Probably not but we still need to investigate that shit.

>>26335392
Or the EXTREMELY FUCKING HAPPY LIZARD FOR WHOM EVERYTHING IS FUCKING WONDERFUL.
That being said, Jaegertits does need some artwork.

Though Jaeger and the happy lizard could be in the same piece...

>>26335559
different anon here, trying and failing to draw jagerbombs at the moment

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The rebels escape and you manage to smooth things over with the shinigami, in large part due to Sin-Fin's little stabbing, and then explain to the scrubs how you are not really all that om nom nommy any more. you also tell Ryouichi to suck a bucket of cocks, and he might be gay so maybe it wasn't so bad for him/ You don't know how bucketsexuals work. You then go back to Hueco Mundo and have a sit down with Sin-Fin. You sneak in by disguising yourself as a really, really happy lizard. Like Jesus Christ so happy. You make Sin-Fin cry like the monster you are and then she goes from constantly sad to world ending nihilistic after which is sort of disturbing. She admits to knowing about quite a lot of secrets and sets us back on our heel. We have no idea whose side she is on, but she gives a bit of an info dump so that is pretty helpful but we don't know if we should murder her violently or not. Then a sloth happened and jesus christ he is planning something. And that is the nutshell version.

As said we can now play the AU Risa since, let's be honest, write fagging is a pretty moot point as of now. I have to order something for dinner and replace some pronouns and edit what I have thus far so gimme a bit to work on the opening post.

>>26335592
obviously the rapesloth is the true ruler of Hueco Mundo

>>26335683
makes sense to me, I mean after all Sin-Fin bought him to us, suspicious

Alright gentlemen, Jagerbombs has passed out in her room from jagerbombs and is going to wake up tomorrow with a massive hangover. What would Risa draw on her?

>>26335778
Rape sloth has 2 states,
Rape
Genocide

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>>26335683
Soon.

>>26335836
THE HAPPIEST FUCKING LIZARD

>>26335893
as a Mike Tyson tat?

>>26335900
Sure, why not. Hopefully a lack of mirrors would delay her noticing it.

Another possibility, PROPERTY OF SCHRODINGER stamped somewhere on her

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>>26335836
Spider-man

scrapped my version of jager, ended up looking identical to grimmjow,

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>>26336145

>>26335893

EVERYTHING'S FUCKING WONDERFUL

Take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear

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You throw the thin bedsheets off of yourself and breathe heavily. Dim light filters into the cheap room from a half covered window and you let out a small sigh of relief. You had a nightmare, they come more often now. This one about some creepy sloth like being muttering 'Soon had become now' while clinging onto your back after... after what? You shiver as the cold sweat covering your body makes the already chilly morning air seem several degrees chillier. You hear a crash as one of the bottles of alcohol you imbibed last night rolls onto the floor with a clatter as it smashes into the small mountain of it's kin beside the bed. The jostling of your bedsheets must have dislodged the bottle you ended up curled against as you slept. You look around the small room and rub your eyes as the sounds of the Rukongai district waking up finally drift to your ears. The faintest traces of the nightmare from your drug and alcohol induced stupor finally fade to the point you can no longer recall any of the specifics as you get up and stretch. Your naked lithe form basks in the slowly growing light as you crack your shoulder blades and back. A casual brush some errant strands of your absurdly long dark violet hair from your face sends a tickling sensation down your back and you finally look around the room.

The small rented room looks like a drunken tornado hit it and you frown as you realize they will probably try to charge you extra for wrecking the place. You just shrug as you move over to the small tub with water next to it and throw some of the long since chilled water over yourself, trying to wash away the stench of a long night of drinking and taking in substances which would probably be illegal if the Soul Society gave a shit about what happened in the district.
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A stray thought crosses your mind as the water slowly rises around your ankles. Soul Society, something important that has to do with Soul Society. You can almost touch the thought when you feel something warm run down your face and dribble off your chin. You lick your lips and taste the distinct metallic taste of iron and you glance down as the small pool of water around your feel slowly gains a pinkish hue as the blood mixes freely in the water.

You swear loudly as you root around for a rag in the bedlam you called a room last night and press it to your face. Just your luck, really, to have something like this happen today. Why would it be bad today? You wonder to yourself. You have the shinigami entrance thing, you dumbass.

You jump as the strange voiced thought goes through your mind and throw the crap around the room all over the place looking for that stupid bloody uniform. You eventually find the red pants and white top which identify you as an academy student and throw it on before looking around the room. You will likely get blames for this, you realize. So you open the window the rest of the way, glance around the street below, and jump out. You land perfectly on the ground and make a running dash to the soul society academy. You are pretty god damned late so you decide to...

[]Hoof it as fast as you can, Take short cuts and do what ever it takes
[]Continue on at your pace
[]May as well take it easy, not like you can be double late.
[]Other, please specify
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I come with more artwork for this amazing quest! First up, a WIP of Jager!

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>>26336406

And now shitty coloured versions of my previous images.

>>26336370
What. This isn't Hollow Quest.

>>26336370
[]Hoof it, with toast hanging in our mouth

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>>26336370
>[]May as well take it easy, not like you can be double late.

Strut into class mid lecture

>>26336406
that's almost as manly as I am

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>>26336432

The colour is weird since I have no clue how to use the scanner here.

OH SHIT I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT WE HAVE TO DO

Run like fucking hell to the classroom, then wait for the instructor to be looking the other way and quietly walk backwards to our place, when he turns around start going forwards again, as if we were sneaking out. Get caught, sent to our seat, he's none the wiser.

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>>26336370
>[]May as well take it easy, not like you can be double late.

Act like pic related

>>26336370
>[]Other, please specify
Do we have a sword yet? Don't forget our sword if we do.

>>26336437
summary, Q&A, and AU Omake tonight

>>26336513
I like the way you think.
Seconded.

You know what? Fuck it, it's not like we can get double late. You passed your exam, and they didn't even give your your dorm yet, so it's their fault. "Hey, that's right!" You notice, your mind evidently working pretty sharply today.

You decide to ignore the loud chiming bell and make sure you take a nice easy stroll down the streets. You are almost at the academy proper when you hear a loud voice call out. "Buwahahaha! I see there is another who is much like the great me! Choosing to only go where one wishes and allowing only the great passion within to dictate your decisions1" The voice shouts.

You look around for a few moments before the loud laughter clues you in on where it is originating from. Standing on top of a large tower is a massive man about seven and a half feet with huge bulking muscles. Around his forehead sits a metallic band, something like a crown patterned after a flame or flowing motif. He has tanned skin and blue eyes. A brown mane of hear sits on his head and it makes you want to call him snake. Or Plisskin. Or both, because you are cool like that. He is wearing a pair of blue shinigami pants and his white robe shirt thingy remains open, showing his bare chest. He has several necklaces and rings on his well muscled frame. He leaps down at once in front of you and strikes a pose, intent on flexing.

"The great me sees you are also one who follows the whims of the heart! Let me join you on your quest to the classroom!" He offers and you wave him off.

"No, no need. We are already late getting involved with some one else is a bit..." You start but the man laughs before roughly patting your shoulder. "No need to be so reserved! Let the magnificence that is me blind everyone's vision to our tardiness!" He explains. Oh, he is lost.
(1/2)

>>26336406

A bit too manly.

Jaeger's supposed to be butch, not a tranny.

More feminine, especially with the chin.

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You frown at the realization he is probably lost and sigh. "Okay, yeah, fine. Going in with you might help I guess. Let's go... er-" You pause staring at him and he smiles.

"The name I have taken is Dominic Fuego! Let us rejoice in our shared delinquency little one!" He laughs letting you take the lead.

"I'm Risa Schrödinger, eh, nice to meet you I guess?" You offer.

"Of course! You are lucky to have one such as me with you1 You shall be the talk of the whole academy in how lucky you are to have the great me standing beside you!" He explains walking. Before this thread is done I will bring him down a peg.

"What?" You ask out loud and Dominic looks at you.

"I said nothing!" He explains as you lead on.

"Must have been my imagination then..." You mutter. Yeah, that was it.

--------------------------

you make it to the classroom about an hour into the lecture and catch the teachers attention. She is a thin, emaciated woman with black hair and heavy make up on. She stares at the two of you and doesn't say anything. Just quietly stares.

"Greetings my teacher! It seems we are late!" Dominic smiles and you feel the woman's cold dead eyes bore into you.

"...my class... late..." She mumbles continuing to stare at you without blinking.

What do you want to say?
[]Blame Dominic
[]Stare back
[]Muh sin-fin!
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>26336956
I think it looks fine as is. Her eyes look feminine enough to help carry it.

>>26336972
go to a seat

preferrably a crowded area to avoid the Great him

>>26336999
Best drawing of the quest.

>>26336972
I was lost on the road of life, you see.

>>26336972
>[]Stare back

Bitch wants a staring contest? We'll give her one.

>>26336972
>[]Muh sin-fin!
It's never not the answer

>>26336972
Mah Sin-Fin!

Rolled 9

Muh Sin-Fin seems to be the winner.

Rolling SAN damage

>>26337161

Hopefully that's good.

>>26336972
"There's a perfectly good explanation for that."

Then take a seat, and say nothing.

>inb4 this isn't actually AU and we've for some reason wound up fobwatched into the academy.

>>26337161
Oh dear. Writing now.
>>26337170
In this quest generally high is good.

>>26337174
2nding this

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>>26337184
>mfw that turns out to be true

>>26336999
that is sinister as fuck man

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Mah Sin-Fin! You feel your mind cracking at the seems as an unwelcome weight presses down on it. Your nose bleeds again as time and unreality break against you. You know this. What must be done. "Mah Short-Fin!" You cry out and the woman walks over to you and bops you on the head softly with the hilt of her sword. "Sensei." She instructs and you frown.

She is not the senseist sensei here. You know this to be true. So does she, even if she doesn't actually know. You nod to her. "I assure you, there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this." You say before turning and walking to an empty seat. Which seat? You know damn well which seat.

YOU ARE NOW FAR OFF THE RAILS!

You stare at the teacher for a few minutes, your eyes dancing madly in the light of the classroom. Did... did being late to class just drive you insane? I will assume yes and press on.

"Who the hell keeps talking?" You ask without breaking your gaze. No one speaks up so you shrug.

Sin-Fin continues staring at you, totally ignoring THE GREAT ME and then sighs. "Stupid." She says before walking back to the podium and writing on the board.

How do you pass the time in class?
[]Pay attention
[]Skip
[]Talk to some one around you
[]Other, please specify

>>26337386
>[]Other, please specify
Mah Sin-Fin.

I'm going to see if I can't writefag some omakes.

>>26337386
Pay attention. We must drive the faculty nuts by being good!

>>26337386
have a panic attack remembering the sloth dream from this morning

>>26337386
>[]Pay attention

>>26337386
>[]Pay attention

Try to take notes, but it just devolves into horrific drawings of murder, cannibalism, kittens, etc. etc.

>>26337386
>[]Pay attention


I want to see what Not Sin Fin is like when she speaks in more than sentence fragments

>>26337386
[x] Pay attention
May as well get a little more inkling about SS.

welp, I feel retarded. Just drew a very nice right hand, on Jager's left hand.

On with the insanity though, please

You decide to pay attention after all. It's not like learning could be too bad, right? Plus we don't want to risk any more san loss. You glance around helplessly as the idea of san loss enters your mind then watch as Not-Sin-fin lectures on.

"You will all be given a sword. a basic, blank sword. You must stay with it, bond with it. You will learn its name and become part of its power and its power will become part of yours. It is important to become used to the power as it is the only thing which we can use to save the lost souls of the world." She is surprisingly informative.

KNOWLEDGE UP

The class ends and people start to mingle. What do you want to do?
[]you are a bit hungry, go get food1
[]Talk to a classmate
[]Go exploran
[]Other, please specify

>>26337623
>[]you are a bit hungry, go get food1

we must acquire commishionables posthaste or we shall surely expire

>>26337623
onwards, to exploration and adventure

>>26337623
>[]you are a bit hungry, go get food1

(If you want some shit to happen, Azure, I suggest using the following as some inspiration)

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPgpYux8HJQ

>>26337623
>[]Talk to a classmate
Dominic, why are you so crown?

>>26337623
>[]you are a bit hungry, go get food1

I hope they have swedish fish in the soul society

>>26337696
The moment we jumped out the window we were off the rails of what I had planned on writing for the omake. Now it's just a matter of which insanity induced end we get Will probably still post an actual omake as to what she would be like as a shinigami later.

>>26337623

EXPLORATION!!!
also, Azure, did you want this recorded as an Omake or a separate Storybook?

>>26337765
It isn't really an omake as much as us just playing around. No need to save it.

>>26337764
>The moment we jumped out the window we were off the rails of what I had planned on writing for the omake.

But you wrote that bit, not us.

>>26337801
Since otherwise it would be less fun for the players?

You need food, and pronto! You leave the classroom like a volcano of bumble bees and make your way to the cafeteria. You eye the rooms as you go past them all and take note of anything which might be useful but... oh no! it looks like the lunch room food is all sold out except for plane bread. But...

You think back to your exploration and you remember seeing some thing tasty in the science room. you look back at the bread and realize it is probably the last left and could get taken at any moment. But if you wasted time getting the bread the science project would be gone! You see a youth stand up and start walking towards the lunch lady, her hideous mole's several inch long hair gently wafting in the breeze. What do you do?!

[]Ask some one to share
[]Go for the science project
[]Get the bread
[]Other, please specify

>>26337866
>Since otherwise it would be less fun for the players?

Ah, okay, I see.

>>26337879
>[]Go for the science project

Fuck food get science.

>>26337879
>[]Ask some one to share
Maybe we can find someone that looks particularly... planty.

>>26337879
>[]Go for the science project

>>26337879

>plane bread
>plane
>PLANE
>FLYING MACHINE BREAD!!!!


but seriously, we can find food later, science is top priority... maybe it is a sandwich maker device...

LUNCH LADY BAD END AVOIDED

FOOD DELINQUENTS BAD END AVOIDED

This bread is a childish substitute for the great hunger which claws at your belly. You leave the bread and the gently wafting mole hair and dash back towards the science room. You carefully slip into the room and turn on all the gas valves, because what does a soul reaper academy need Bunsen burners for anyway. You pick up the food morsel you saw before and flee, the devil at your heels as you make your way through the grounds.

It is a type of grass glowing in a pot with the words "Nanako" written on it. You feel a little bad, but eating it will probably raise your courage. Yes, your courage will be the thing of legends in fact.

You look over the campus and realize that a meal such as this needs the proper setting. Hm, where shall you go eat?
[]By the swimming pool
[]In the classroom
[]Lunch room
[]Find this nanako and eat her science project right in front of her
[]Other, please specify

>>26337879
>[]Go for the science project

We must find the science

>>26338032
>[]Find this nanako and eat her science project right in front of her

>>26338032
>[]In the classroom

Because why not?

>>26338032

Glowing Grass? Doesn't sound like something we wish to consume... maybe we could find this 'Nanako', and spin a tale of how we stopped other people from eating it. Maybe she will reward us with noms!

>>26338032
man can not live off bread alone

we must science

>>26338213
and by science I mean swimming pool!

for an after lunch swim

>>26338274
you fool, you're meant to leave it 20 minutes after eating before you go swimming

Rolled 13

SHARK ATTACK BAD END AVOIDED

You seek out this nanako, screaming her name at the top of your lungs as the grass radiates red light. A burly young man with a ducktail styled hairdo and massive sideburns eventually walks out of classroom. He has to stoop to get through the tiny doorway and the sleeves of his jacket rip suddenly, with no provocation what so ever. "Yes, I am nanako." He states as his pecs twitch and rip the rest of his straining jacket.

"Recognize this?" You demand, a fierce snarl on your lips.

"That's my! Hibiki-chan! How could you find my valuable partner! She was so well protected!" He protests, his massive calves flexing and ripping his pants.

"Indeed! I managed to break into an unlocked, and unguarded science room and steal an unprotected plant from a table! I am a criminal mastermind!" You declare holding the plant high in the air.

"You have no idea what you are doing! That plant, it has the power to save the world!" Nanako explains flexing his glutes and ripping his boxers.

"Fuck your plant!" You yell before biting down for a quick snack and...

>>26338311
I know we're evil but holy shit. Don't disrespect someone's plant buddy, man.

>>26338311

I WARNED YOU BRO! I WARNED YOU ABOUT GLOWING GRASS!

>>26338311
My god we killed his version of Thomas

>>26338383

Shinigami Risa is now a hundred times more evil than Hollow Risa

Unlucky number 13!

You feel your body shift as the dark powers within awaken. Your arms flake off into dust on the ground and your eyes boil out of your skull. You lay on the group and begin gyrating your whole body, in a manner similar to a worm. You shudder as the soul society trembles in your wake. Nanako covers his eyes as the great winds flow from behind him.

"No!" He shouts, his massive abs ripping his wind. "You don't know what you have done! At this rate, your power level will damage the planet!"

"Fuck your planet1' You shout and dig into the earth, the cool embrace of the spirit soul a welcome respite from the foul sun. You crawl into the earth until the ground feels hot, your sightless eyes scanning the area like some sort of radar dish. You lock onto the source of the heat and break into a cavern of some sort. Sitting in front of you is a beaked masked hollow plant. 'Petunia?" You ask and you feel it's gaze shift to you.

"Look at what you have become." it heavily implies.

"No! I did this so we could escape the Nazi horde1 I did it for love!" You explain.

"And now you stole another man's Mr. Frilly pants. You are a monster.." You think it wants to say.

My god, he's right.

You explode shortly there after.

Wiggle worm end achieved.

>>26338466
Um, Azure... We need to have a talk. We're all here because we care about you, and we don't want to see you hurt yourself and those around you.

Is there anything you need to tell us?

Did someone talk you into taking a form of mind altering drug?

Are you high on shrooms right now?

Are you chasing the magic dragon through never never land?

Do you even understand what I'm saying right now?

>>26338521
>Are you high on shrooms right now?

If he is, I'm wondering why the fuck he ain't sharing.

>>26338521

I don't think he can hear us anymore he is somewhere far away now

Maybe he's high on life

the worst of all possible gateway drugs

>>26338466
AHA! THATS WHERE PLANT BRO IS
guys hes hidden in the god damn societies science lab
GIRALDO RESCUE ARC IS A GO.

>>26338521
i think azures lost it bro, hes gone.
we could have prevented this if we simply sent him more booze.

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What the fuck even just happened.

>>26338627
son AE is gone now, all thats left is shrodingers's insanity.

>>26338614
>>26338627

I wonder if Azure has his own monologue now

>>26338666
>satan trips

Well, it's official. We are the first quest to have driven the QM completely insane. Does that mean we win?

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I am not certain I see the problem. Is it because you prefer the eel to the worm?

>>26338694
sir i think we win /tg/

>>26338716
AE your not helping anything either.

I've been tinkering with a shitty omake in a petty attempt to get more SPXP for Risa.

Its not done and I think it needs a lot of polish (or fire).

but I figure now with Azure trying on straitjackets now might be a good oppurtunity to get some feedback

1st person pov from Jager

>Veloces Jäger: La Reina Absoluta Del Dodgeball

(post SS invasion)
So there I was, sitting on my throne in my palace (note to self: make the chumps get some cushions... nice ones too or they’re dead) when Risa showed up and asked me… alright fine! She ordered me to come with her to the world of the living. She didn’t really explain why; she never does. But who am I to tell a potentially omnicidal maniac who can squash me like a bug what to do? And besides, she hasn’t steered me wrong yet....Yeah! I bet she has something real big planned. Oh! Maybe we’re FINALLY gonna kill all those shinigami bastards! Oh god please be that and not something retarded!

"Okay, I need you to do something retarded and become the school's new gym teacher. I kinda broke the last one and I will deny that up and down in a court of law if you rat me out to the authorities!" said the crazy cat monster lady as she smiled and pulled out a gigai.

1/2

>>26338745

No Shinigami genocide.... .Disappointment consumed my mind and soul.

"Who the fuck is Jim and why do you have blow up doll that looks exactly like me?"

"Don't be silly Jager! That's my job. No seriously, don't be silly or I'll kill you. And I'll have you know I'm a world class collector of Blow up dolls! So classy I should wear a monocle! And a top hat!" she ranted as she started to stare off into space.

Oh thank goodness! She seems to be lost in her own little world again! Now's my chance to escape! I'll just hide under my bed for the next month or so! She'll never find me there!

"Thank you schizophrenia." I whispered as I began to tip toe away from my deranged benefactor, hoping some space between me and her would give a wide enough berth to help my sonido elude hers. I just had to get just far enough...

"And then we'll release ALL THE LIZARDS! ALL OF THEM IN ONE GLORIOUS SWARM!"

Oh damn! Not the lizard speech again! I have to get out of here NOW! I used Risa's secret trick to enhance sonido she told me about and clicked my heels together just before I tried to sonido away. The keyword is tried. That bitch tackled and had me pinned before I was half through the throne room.
"Oh my God! I can't believe you actually believed the clicking your heels shit! That is fucking hilarious! she said before busting out into a deep laugh. "But seriously, get in the fucking meat suit."

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>>26338716
>Is it because you prefer the eel to the worm?

I prefer the Jormagundr, actually.

>>26338771

Looking good. Finish it up and I'll add it to the book...

Hm, okay. I think I finally get what you guys are saying. i see where things went a bit off. Let's try reloading from a save point, shall we?

>>26338835
>Let's try reloading from a save point, shall we?

The Hollow Butterfly Effect Quest

>>26338835
MUH SHORT-FIN
well i think AE might have hopefully gotten over his own temporary insansity.

>>26338835
Nah, s'cool. Start the next omake.

>>26338835
>>26338999

I agree, just start the actual omake.

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You feel a sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania begin singing a song. Even though at the start of the movie Tim Curry wasn't even doing the time warp. You feel the chaos that is life around you unmake and break again an infinite times every moment. The sound of babies fingernails rotting assaults your ears and the stench of the last kiss from your serial abuser touches your eyes as time corrects the imbalance.

You adjust your monocle as you run through the dandy corridor. You give a polite wave to the hooligans trouncing about the improper cottage hall and find yourself pleasantly enjoying the scent of a fresh baked continental breakfast. You scoff in horror as the table legs remain uncovered and barely contain your near infinite lust at the lewd sight of so many couples cheerfully holding hands and blushing as they exchange the so called obligation chocolate. You ready your cane as the massive ogress of a lunch lady's great clubbed hands work over the great assortment of food, and you almost consider yourself fortunate, however it is with a gasp you discover the most fiendish of facts! The tea is being prepared from a bag!

You wretch inside your mouth, her unpious service to the queen a blighted stain on the whole of creation. You think to complain when you see a rather tall, brawny lass step forward and blanch at the sight as well. She has short, almost boyish workman's hair, with a tan skin and a well muscled frame. She looks at the green nature of your face and nods. "A fair play to you then friend. How you feelin aboot that thar tea, eh?" She asks, the sound of northern Ireland thick upon her voice.
(1/2)

>>26338999
>>26339037
That is slightly disappointing. Very well then, we shall never resolve while Jager is a canadian irish then.

>>26339042
Oh my god scratch that skip. Tea from a BAG?

This malarkey will not stand! Not even for Jager!

>>26339094
The way the hand is folded like that makes the pinky look absurdly long.

>>26339042
Wait, I want to see where this is going.

>>26339114
hmm, that it does

Still, which one to do? Can always to the actual first day of the academy I had planned, or I could always try with the yandere teacher again.Anything you absolutely don't want to see other than the main man's past? I know Still not sure about doing the great me one yet.

>>26339159
lets do the yandere teacher

you're in the mood for silliniess tonight

>>26339159
I wanted to see something with Zando.

>>26339159
>Anything you absolutely don't want to see other than the main man's past?

What?

And I vote for actual first day of the academy.

>>26339237
Risa's past? I decided that was a no go area for me to write. Others can speculate as they like and do something, but I will not say anything is canon one way or the other at the very least until the last moment of the game, if ever. Some people don't ever want it said so I figured it was best that way.

>>26339230
this, more sloth man

Either >>26339184

or >>26339230

>>26339281
>Risa's past?

Ah. Well, I'd like some sort of backstory for Risa.

Just enough for her to be intriguing, but not enough to know a lot about her life.

>>26339281
The twincies telling their parents about their vacation.

>>26339281

Either Rape Sloth or Gangsta Wigger Hollow bro

What about more 42?

>>26339159

Can you do something for Afro-gami now that he's safely in the grave or beyond the grave or whatever happens to souls when they die.

>>26339767
Speak of the devil and he shall appear:

Hello, My name is 42. Well, that's not my real name, but that's what everyone calls me, since you don't want to piss off the queen, or worse, the cat. I've been around a long time and seen a lot of things, some I can tell you, some I can't. Here is one of those stories:

It started off as a pretty normal day, the queen was annoyed.

"Where's my fountain?" She fumed she pointed to one unfortunate lizard like hollow "You, explain"

the hollow gulps "Oh glorious ruler of the trackless wastes it appears that the hollow you assigned that task has... deserted."

"What."

"Um... perhaps he could not find water oh queen?"

"Well whatever, its your job now make sure you do it right."

The unfortunate hollow simply nods and wanders off muttering about a trip to the human world. Then there was a sudden jolt, and a voice rang out: "I, Lupinor Canis, challenge you to the throne Jaeger!"

The queen perks up. "Sure why not, I was bored anyway. Say, isn't it for the throne?"

"...Shut up! Anyway, open the door already!"

The queen looks bemused, then shrugs. "Sure, someone open the door."

>>26339839
I hurry over to the door with a few other hollows and pull it open. In flounces a female arrancar. She looks about 18, with long brown hair and blue eyes and wearing fur barbarian clothing that looks like it came from one of those bad Hollywood movies the cat dropped off a while back. her sword looks to be a short sword of some kind, reminiscent of a Roman gladius but with a Japanese guard of all things.

"The Great Me is unsure a sword like that ever existed" Santo Emperador Dominic Fuego comments, having entered the throne room to watch the proceedings. Most hollows are edging off to the side in an attempt to avoid the coming battle between two powerful hollows.

"I won't be insulted anymore" the challenger shouts, while forming a sphere of grey energy in her right hand "Cero”
The cero goes screaming towards the queen who shrugs and says “Bala” making a small punching motion and completely nullifying the attack. “Got anything else? I’m still kinda bored.”
The challenger looks infuriated before shouting “Freeze, Latrans” releasing a burst of energy that envelopes the area and causes me to feel a minor chill. As the energy fades Lupinor becomes visible once again. Her hair has shortened, and looks more feral, almost fur like. Speaking of fur, her clothing seemingly fuses with her body and spreads, leaving only her neck and head free of its influence. Her hands and feet have gained ice blue claws. She waves her hand and three coyotes made of ice surround her while her claws begin to glow with a chilled aura. She and her pack charge straight at the queen. With a buzz of sound the queen is in among them, slamming Lupinor to the ground with an open handed strike.
“… You’re a Gillian aren’t you?”

I feel kind of distraught, because I fear that in working for Lucifer, Risa may have sold out as an anti-establishment rebel.

Like sure she's working to overthrow the order of the soul king, but ultimately isn't she just replacing it with the even more oppressive and boring order of Judeo-Christianity?

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>>26339873

So you're saying that we should be such a nonconformist, we shouldn't conform with the nonconformists?

To be a true anticonformist, we must conform with the conformists.

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>>26339863
>“… You’re a Gillian aren’t you?”

>>26339863
I figured this would either end with Lupinor brutally murdered or Jaeger conscripting her and dumping copious amounts of paperwork in her lap. I personally thought the second would be funnier, but, well...

>>26339962

no... even better.

Jager has found the solution to the water problem...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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My name is Nobuhiko. I am a former captain of the tenth division of the Gotei 13. I say former because I managed to rip a mysterious object from the soul of a shinigami and fled to the world of Hollows, Hueco Mundo, in order to create an army of arrancars and finish my objectives. I need fighting power to make my dreams a reality, and as a result I welcomed every hollow I could find, more so the natural arrancars, whose extraordinary will allowed them to naturally come into the extraordinary power on their own. I am starting to wonder if that was a mistake.

Let me explain my dilemma. The Queen of Hueco Mundo reluctantly gave me her throne, but she gave it to me none the less. My over whelming power and natural superiority saw to that. As a result I expected some degree of loyalty from the hollows who were under her. The regular hollows I had no issue with and have already started sorting those I wish to take but... the arrancar. It seems to me that they are just as difficult as they are strong. One refuses to leave his lab, and only answers to quests posed in rap or rhyme. I thought I saw him about to leave his lab, instead he seemed to challenge a group of passing by hollows to a rap contest. He dragged the loser off to his lab and no one ever saw him again. When I asked if this was a regular occurrence the hollows looked at me as if I were the crazy one.

The next troubling one is the former queen herself. She seems happy enough allowing a leader as competent as I am to take hold, and honestly it is probably for the best she lets my genius hold dominion over the hollow landscape. I started reshaping the castle to make it more defensible, but she keeps putting unwanted additions on things. She claims it makes the palace classier, but honestly what would she know about class? i had to stop her from turning a spiked pit trap into a green house. Honestly where does she even get the water for the things she keeps building.
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Another problem is the one who refuses to be refereed to as anything other than "The great Santo Emperador Dominic Fuego". The arrogance is only to be expected from one of his kind, but still... he constantly forces his servant to go around carving images of him into everything. It is only with reluctance she avoids the former queen's work which, as the so called "Emperador" says, is 'Both soothing, functional, and logistically impossible. Touching it will just be bad news." I have had to go through eight thrones because he keeps carving his face at uncomfortable places.

The next issue is the General of Misery, Quesufre Sin-Fin. She barely speaks to anyone and hides herself away in her tower. I would try a more forceful approach, but I am afraid she would take her own life if I so much as looked at her wrong. These sensitive types are such a bother.

And of course, the main problem. Aterrorizando Relajación. I didn't think much of him when I first came to Los Noches, in all honesty. A small, hooded boy with brown and gray hair and sleepy eyes standing behind the hollows as I addressed them. However as I bid him to come forward to me he just narrowed his eyes slightly and said "Soon... soon." I thought nothing of it at the time however over the next few days I was proven just how wrong I was. When ever I turned around there he was. When ever I though myself to have walked beyond him I would turn a corner and there he would hang, chewing his gum and staring at me. I tried to ignore it, but it kept getting closer and closer.
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The worst was three nights ago. I was asleep in my bed when I thought I felt something off. I tried to ignore it and get comfortable, however then I felt his long, curling nails in my hair. I thought to get up and confront him, but as if responding to my thoughts he just went 'Shhhh, shhhh, shhhh, shhh... Sleeeeeeeeeeep". He then leaned close to me and took a giant sniff of my hair before whispering "I can smell it. Soon it will be mine. Soon."

This was the last straw so I shot up ready to demand he stop but no one was there. He wasn't in his room, nor was he in any room of the castle. Yet I can still hear him breathing nearby. Waiting for his chance as his hot breath tickles my ear. I haven't slept since then and I don't expect to any time soon.

God what is wrong with this place?
(3/3)

>>26340041

I like the idea of Arrancar slowly driving not-Aizen insane with their wacky antics.

Oh Nobu, you'll soon learn that living under the Gotei was a good idea.

>>26340041
that's awesome and you should feel awesome

>>26340041
Rape sloth is best hollow

>>26340041

not even not-Aizen can handle the terror that is the rape sloth

>>26340041
>doesn't even have a clue about the queen of hueco mundo
thats hilarious.
i think i'd be great if at some point in whispering if they heard about us in whispers, about some horrifying shadow that shows up from time to time whos completely insane.

>>26339995
Okay, now that is hilarious. Unfortunately, I don't think we get to add an arrancar through a fan omake, even if they are a gillian.

i left hollow quest when we finished in huehuehueco, should i get back into it? wasnt a fan of school shenanigans

>>26340182
we brutally murdered Afro and blamed someone else.

>>26340182
Apparently hell is the dimension of giant-ass arms

>>26340182
do it, we got to soul society and turned into ocelot.
also we had a completely and utterly insane moment we all know and love.

>>26340201
how much shitting around in school did we do, and how much of our time was spent dealing with kids?

>>26340237
we shat around with the kids for a while, and we burned the school down if it makes you feel better.

>>26340182
>should i get back into it? wasnt a fan of school shenanigans

Do it, at least go to the one thread where Ryouichi stops being a pussy.

>>26340254
will there be much more shitting around with children in the forseeable future?

>>26340164
...why? It's not like it will matter much, given that Nobuhiko will be making a ton of adjucas arrancar soon. One more gillian will not exactly change anything.

Using the Totally Real powers I have over the Storybook;
Lupinor is now Canon...

Only if someone can come up with a suitable short as to how she becomes the font of all of Jager's Water...

Clearly I can make this happen...

Seriously, If Azure deletes it, I'll just add it back in... Azure will relent eventually....

Is it more Zando / not-Aizen next? Or someone else?

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>>26340237
If you want a cliff notes of the cliff notes we met new arrancar, rape sloth and dr gangsta, met nofunigami, proceeded to screw up their lives, try to fix it, mess up, then everything becomes strange.

Important bits: We bought clocks and put them everywhere in Hueco and Los Noches, we have a pretty cool tricorn hat we may have killed someone for, did lots of training. Lilith made a gate into soul society and we found a way of identifying people from their side of the fence when they talk. Sin-Fin had an omake, and there was a bunch of training scenes which honestly nearly killed me. Also Ryouichi has shinigami powers now and we use him a bit. One of the seals on the soul king's palace is a living human setting foot in soul society

>>26340354
>>26340164
Hm? If you want to finish the story and want me to include it then I don't mind adding her in. As the other anon said a bunch of adjuchas will be made soon so... Really up to you. As Jagers fraccion or what ever would be fine, or have her run off and become an underwater basket weaver. Totally up to said anon.

>>26340448
I have a will of wine.
>>26340478
I can continue with arrancar shenanigans?

>>26340541
>I can continue with arrancar shenanigans?
I would love it.

>>26340541
>I can continue with arrancar shenanigans?

yes please

>>26340541
Sure, let me finish it up real quick.

>>26340541
>I can continue with arrancar shenanigans?
I'd like this to happen

Azure, when you wrote that Jaeger has short hair, do you mean so short it sticks up?

Since we're gonna lolapplehax not-Aizen anyway, about how strong is he?

Is he actual Aizen-level bullshit, or is he just a pretty strong captain?

>>26340850
Not really. Sort of like the picture the other anon did. Boyish.
>>26340851
A very strong captain. I wouldn't call him aizen level bullshit but he is pretty bullshit.

>>26340957
>A very strong captain. I wouldn't call him aizen level bullshit but he is pretty bullshit.

Okay. And hopefully you're writing now!

>>26340541
>I can continue with arrancar shenanigans?

Yes please.

(Sorry if I seem to happy. Just glad my computer is done fucking up)

just out of interest how tall is zando and wheres his mask fragments?

>>26341221

Oh yeah, he doesn't have a Character Sheet either.

>>26341221
pretty sure he's about 7 foot with a crown

Now seriously guys, is this abandon ship or full steam ahead?

>>26339863
*sniff* "shut up!"

The queen charges a cero with her free hand, then pauses "You can make ice right?"

"Yeah?"

"And it melts and sticks around?"

"Yes?"

"You're hired."

"What?"

Jaegar smirks "YOU ARE HIRED. You now work for me and do whatever I say, unless you want us to finish our fight."

"...Yes boss."

"Good, we have a fountain to make."

"...What?"

Quick&dirty stat sheet, subject to GM Veto
Name: Lupinor Canis
Resurrección: Freeze Latrans
Stats: Strength 4, go juice: 4 (3) durability: 5 speed 3 hand2hand 5 cunning 2 leadership 1 sword 1
Powers:
(1)Garganta
(3)Cero
(4) Ice manipulation
(3) Minion

>>26341275
>Now seriously guys, is this abandon ship or full steam ahead?

What?

>>26341275
That's the Great Me. Not Zando.

>>26341330
oh right

I don't think we're allowed to know his stats since he noms on plot rocks

>>26341324
see >>26341297

>>26341284

I like this.

I think this Anon should be our Fanmade Omake Writer.

>>26341284

I wonder what other Gillian arrancars are like.

And I wonder if there are rumors about us going 'round Hueco Mundo.

Azure, where did you go?

>>26341728

The thread seems rather dead, honestly.

Which is weird since it hasn't been that long.

Excuses

The most difficult part in any group is, of course, finding some method of making sure you continue to work well as a team. Team building exercises are important to this end because they allow you to develop these skills in a non life or death situation, and further bridge the gap between team mates. Between hollows it is even more important because we naturally distrust one another. Between arrancars doubly so as their humanity allows them to either fall into depravity alone or stand strong together.

Or at least that's what Schrödinger told me when she gave me the job. Hi, I'm 42. I have been given the task of creating a team building retreat for the arrancar leaders of Hueco Mundo in order to build their teamwork. I had an intuitive course designed from trust building exercises to a soft ball match with other hollows. Honestly, have you ever taught a 20 foot tall acid breathing three headed slug how to play third base? I assure you, it is a lot harder than it seems. Regardless I had the day all planned out, and the great leaders of our people were to meet up at 5 am sharp so we could get the most out of this trip.

I knew they wouldn't let me down which is why when 5 o' clock rolled around I was already waiting for them.

When six rolled around I decided to ignore it since clocks were a new thing in Hueco Mundo.

By Seven o'Clock I decided they must have forgotten the meet up hour.

By eight I was starting to get upset.
(1/4?)

However even if I was upset I wasn't suicidal. I measured my options and finally decided on the course of action I had to take. I was going to go see the Queen. You might think it's odd I would start with the queen, but there was a good reason for it. Out of all the arrancars in hueco mundo she was the least likely to kill you because she was bored/sad/accidentally tried to brofist you/felt your rhymes were not slick enough/because they are a creepy monster/or just because. I walked into the dark halls of Hueco Mundo and through the hidden passageways into the forgotten king's room within the walls which, honestly it had a very urban design. There was a solid steel kitchenette in the corner, an alcove with a walk in special misting shower and jacuzzi bath, a book case with stacks of dog eared novels on it and, in the center of the room, a large, incredibly soft bed. Laying on it in an absurdly large shirt was our Queen. Jager.

I walked over to the bed, my feet clicking on the stone floor, and cleared my throat softly next to her. She didn't stir so I did it a little louder. She rolled over and balled her tossed aside blanket up and clutched it tight like it were another person. I did it one last time and her arm shot up and several spike protruded from it. She opened an irritated eye at me and growled. "What'dya want? I'm trying to sleep here."

"My, oh great queen. Uh, I was told we were due for the group training today! Several hours ago! If it isn't too much trouble could you please...?" I started but she just yawned as the spikes pulled back into her skin.

"What, you're still on about that? Was pretty obvious we wouldn't do it right?" She told me before burying her face a little closer into her blanket.

"N-No! Schrödinger herself said we had to do it! What she commands we have to do, the conductor of all this chaos!" I pointed out and Jager let out a sigh as she slowly sat up.

"You really don't get it, do you?" Jager asked.
(2/4)

>>26341754
which is a shame

I think Bleach Quest is stealing all our participators

>>26341816
It's because this is an omake thread. People don't need to participate, since it probably won't change mmuch, and they can just read it all later all at once.

"Get what?" I asked but she just shook her head an let out a shrill whistle.

At once a small hollow showed up and gave a lazy salute to his queen. Jager nodded at him and wrote something on a piece of paper before sealing it with her go juice. "Go deliver this to the arrancar leaders and come back here with the response." She ordered and the small hollow ran off.

"My quieen, should we not wait at the field? If they know our intentions then-" I started but Jager shook her head.

"I'm going right back to bed after they all don't show so there isn't any point." She explains.

We waited in uncomfortable silence, the Queen's very existence even in the morning a testament to her power. Half an hour later(My schedule was totally out of sorts now) the messenger returned carrying several letters. Jage nodded to the hollow and it opened the first one.

"The great Dominic Fuego has been missing for a week." It reports and I went wide eyed.

"A week? Without one of our arrancar generals? Did he defect? Could there be a traitor?" I asked but the small hollow shook its head.

"He left a note within his chambers. The note reads 'I have decided to race the moon itself to the edge of the horizon, to see who is truly the one worthy of ruling the skies. I shall return after carving my image bodily upon it's surface in testament to my victory.'" It explains and I blinked Surly it was a joke of some sort?

"Yeah, that sounds like him. Next?" Jager asked simply and the small hollow nodded before pulling out a second note.

"Doctor Bastidores Furiosus says as follows.
'Nigga, check your shit,
I ain't got time to be playin that skit,
Doctas got house calls to mack, of the rapping variety,
Time to go meet me some rap scholars of some notoriety.
So get your own DJ, or spin yo own rhyme,
This niggas simply ain't got enough time." The small hollow explains while bobbing his head.

"What? But he had to. I don't.." I thought and Jager gave the signal for the next note.
(3/4)

>>26341854
>'I have decided to race the moon itself to the edge of the horizon, to see who is truly the one worthy of ruling the skies
I love the great me so much

Eagerly awaiting 4/4

>>26342037
>Sin-Fin
"It's meaningless."
>Schroedinger
"I'M THE HAPPIEST LIZARD GODDAMN!!!"

Maybe there could be an omake based on: What if Schrodinger was actually in the canon Bleach universe?

"The General of Misery Queufre Sin-Fin was too busy sobbing uncontrollably to be reached. Her aura of misery made it impossible to get close and we lost three hollows trying to get through it." The hollow explains, the loss of three of his kin not bothering him. "As for Aterrorizando Relajación, he said this is to be seen by you only."

He handed over an envelope and inside were several photos of me. And in each Zando was getting a little close from behind. Slowly, ever so slowly. His eyes narrowing until they were but slits and his hand almost touching me. I refused to look at the final picture but it was coated in some sort of liquid I dare not guess the nature of.

"Schrödinger then! Certainly she will be ready! She was looking forward to it so much and-" I said but the messenger just pulled out a final note.

"I'm bored. I must go, for my planet needs me. The aardvarks are singing their final song and I must stop it before the sound becomes one with the whole of time." It explains and I felt myself drop to my knees.

"Then what the hell did I do this for?!" I demanded and Jager shrugged.

"Don't know, don't care. But shut up, I'm trying to sleep." She commanded.

That night I invented hollow whiskey and stopped caring for a little while.
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>>26342070
oh God

OH GOD ZANDO

42, if you weren't made up I'd buy you all the fucking hollow whiskey you could drink!

>>26342070
Oh, 42, I hope you get rich from that.

>>26342070
How did Zando even get those photos made???

>>26342070

Well atleast hollow whiskey is a thing now

>>26342126

The rape sloths powers are limitless

>>26342070
I am laughing so hard right now.

42 - The Broest of Hollows

Kinda hope he mans up and rips the mask off. Or gets applfied if he can't.

>>26342126
i'd guess he set up a camera beforehand spiderman style and waited for 42 to walk down a corridor before appearing behind him

>>26342121
It's a good idea, but he keeps drinking all of his product.
>>26342126
How can he deal in fear as if it were a currency? He spits in the face of conventional wisdom1
>>26342152
Look at the personalities of everyone else who masked off. How many people want that level of crazy?

>>26342152
>Kinda hope he mans up and rips the mask off. Or gets applfied if he can't.

We should make that happen. And should he be a general assistant to the Arrancars & Rebels, or should he be one of our Fraccion?

>>26342179
Jeagar is pretty stable.

>>26342179
>Look at the personalities of everyone else who masked off. How many people want that level of crazy?
It's almost like you're implying they weren't all batshit crazy before mask-offing.

so just hypothetically if all the arancar were ranked espada style who do you think'd be getting which spot, not including risa

>>26342242
Sin Fin is number 1 if you discount Risa. She's a literal plague.

>>26342242
Finny is numero 1
Jeagar is 2
Sloth is 3
The Great Me is 4
Rap boy is 5
Lupinor is 6
Great Me's shadow is 7

>>26342242
>1 Sin-Fin
>2 The Great Me
>3 Jaegerbombs
>4 Bastidores Furiousos
>5 The Great Me's Daughter
>6 Lupinor Canis
>7
>8
>9
>(1)0 Zando

>>26342242
to clarify i mean if Nobuhiko rips off the espada system who'd get which place, would jager get top spot by virtue of being the king, or have some somehow combined grimmjow and barragan

>>26342242
>>26342293
>>26342277
>>26342304
>>26342309

Apparently the Espada rankings are based on reiatsu (Spirit energy) amount rather than power.

I cannot remember where I read that, though.

>>26342277
I think Sin-Fin would be 0.
Not that bullshit "I'm number ten! Oh wait, you're beating me? never mind that ten thing, I'm actually number zero, the strongest!"

Just 0.

>>26342339
Nah, Schodinger is number 0, unknown to the nofungami rebels.

>>26342339
I think 0 might be the rape sloth who knows how strong he really is

Sadly I think this is about it for me, have to prowl around and keep an eye out a cat and try to actually get a full eight hours for a change.

>>26342380
I'm pretty sure Zando is the real Natural Disaster, Sin-Fin is just the leash

>>26342414
just curious, how much was my last picture, the shadowy one, worth in SPXP? cus we're only 9 away... and I can get Jaegerbombs finished fairly soon

>>26342457
Pretty sure it was 2. You posted it at about the same time as that sketch of adjuchas risa I did and the SPXP went up by 4.

>>26342457
we've seem to have run into diminishing returns, given that the Lupinor writfaggotry didn't get any. On the other hand, we did get to keep her, so its not like we can exactly complain.

>>26342487
fuck it's hard to raise SPXP.

Zando = maxed dreamwalker

>>26342414

then i'll just add my the last update (its not much grocery shopping procrastination happened) of

>>26338745
>>26338771

its not much but I am a whore spxp and I needed to start up writing again anyway.


"Oh my God! I can't believe you actually believed the clicking your heels shit! That is fucking hilarious!" she said before busting out into a deep laugh. "But seriously, get in the fucking meat suit. I'll explain during the transition."

-one transition scene later-

"And here's your W2 form. any questions??

"Yeah, you said you'd explain on the way here. All you did was drag me here, hand me this ..this W2 thing, and ask if I had any questions."

"...That's not a question Jager."

"Seriously Schodringer! I haven't been to the world of the living in years and you want me to teach these little shits instead of eating them?!?!"

"Finally a question! And you'd never get your fill even if you ate the entire city. And even if you did, you'd just get hungry again in 30 minutes anyway. You know Chinese food."

"I thought this was Japan?"

"China, Japan, whatever! I am Physics teacher! I do not teach geography! What do you think I am?!?! A wild animal?... Anyway, I have to allegedly sub for the the history teacher I allegedly broke...allegedly. I think I'll spring a surprise pop quiz on the Australian-American war." she mused as she began to walk away.

"Hey! Wait! At least tell me what the fuck I'm supposed to do!" I managed to yell out before Risa wandered off.

She stopped at the end of the hall and tossed me a really old book with a sticky note for directions to the "Gymnasium".

The book's title was written in English and faded. 'The Handbook for the American Dodgeball Association of America'

"Risa! I don't know how to read!" I shouted but she was already gone.

>>26342538
>Jager illiterate
>wants to eat the kids despite being the most human of the arrancar
>Risa not being crazy at all.
Are you even trying?

>>26342566
hmmmm

you're right. I should re read through the threads again, get a better handle on the characters.

>>26342424

So....

Back to the Arrancar Run School idea...

Headmaster is the same guy who's currently in said position,
Risa is Physics, Chemestry, Psychology & Art teacher...
Sin-Fin is Music & History.

Great Me would be P.S.R.E., English & Sociology

Great Me's assistant would probably be Textiles, Food Tech & Citizenship

Bastidores would be Biology, Wood work & Metal Work, also would Sub Music.

Jager would teach P.E., Graphics Design & Interior Decorating...

Zando would teach Geography... most probably via various pictures of him at every location with writing which would suddenly appear on the board.... Would not be surprising if he got a group of Fan-Girls because of 'Mysterious'-ocity

Opinions, Ideas, Improvements and general responses [both creative and derogatory]?

>>26342646
You don't even need to read the threads to get that the eating kids thing was way off. The whole most human thing is in her pastebin.

>>26342703
>Zando would teach Geography
>Geography
That's a funny way to spell "Sex Ed"

>>26342703
"Hey, Mr. Zando. Class is over. Aren't you going to go home?"

"... SOOOON."

"... okay."

>>26342703

I hope the world of the living never has to endure the terror which is Aterrorizando

>>26342769

You know that it will happen, and from that moment on, Ryo and the Twincies will have to be eternally vigilant...

On a different note; What is the chances that Sin-Fin and Zando may or may not have had, or are having, some kind of secret romantic sub-plot?

and on a less disturbing note;How 'bout them bears?

>>26342822
>What is the chances
0

>>26342822
Sin Fin would be the only girl that would cry before, during, and after sex

you know, if arrancars had sex drives

>>26342868
Eh. Wouldn't be the most awkward sexual experience of my life.

>>26342977
wow man you really fucked up somewhere if you found someone more fucked then sin fin.

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Alright, where did I fuck this pic up?

>>26343174
You have no idea.

>>26343216

The lips.

At first I thought it was a mustache.

>>26343216
It looks like there's a chunk missing from the back of the hand. The mask fragment could be more... something. It just doesn't look very jaw-like. And the eyelashes. I dunno. Something about the eyelashes just looks wrong.
It's still better than your last one, though.

>>26343397
Oh, and actually write that with your pen instead of typing it. The "Property of Risa" thing looks like a tattoo instead of something that got scribbled on her while she was sleeping.

>>26343397
That doesn't really say anything, now does it?

I'm kinda at a loss with the mask, but I do see what you are saying...

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>>26343397
better?

>>26344991
yeah.

>>26345912
cool, seems like I'll be trading it in for SPXP next thread