You saying you shoot hamburgers at my sister?

"Last night I Bondburger your sister?" The hell?

LAST NIGHT I BOND-BURGERED YOUR SISTER

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>>26394297
>Bond Burger

>>26394297

Magic has futuristic elements in it with Artificers, though they still use Magic in the creation of their technology. Simic, for example, has a tendency to fuck with genes. Izzet runs the whole "mad science" thing, and then there's the entire plane of Mirrodin.

Unless you mean "futuristic" as in "blatantly cyberpunk", I'd say it's already been done.

>>26394297
"Last night I Pierce Brosnan Royale w/Cheese your sister"

http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/feature/438

Already been done, OP. And I would have loved it.

>Last night I double oh seven burger your sister.

I.... whut?

No, No, guys he clearly Brosnan pattyed her.

>>26394297
You James burgered my sister?

>>26394325
>>26394338
>>26394343
>>26394345
evidence that you shouldn't post an image more interesting than what you are saying,

What's a Piers Big Mac?

>>26394372
No, no, shh, I wanna see what else everyone comes up with, you're gonna ruin it!

>>26394297
Keep your Piers Sandwich away from my family!

LAST NIGHT

I SPYCHEESED YOUR SISTER

I Golden Eye Whopperéd your sister?

Last night I silently pounded your sister?

Bond Whoppered my sister?

>>26394388
>Spycheesed
That sounds nasty.

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>>26394393

Pierced her Buns?

because it's Pierce Brosnan

>>26394400
No, he britburgered her.

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>this thread

Last night I placed your sister in bonds and pounded her?

>>26394297
.... Does, uh. Does anyone know what this one is actually supposed to mean?
It's really late where I live, and I don't think I can fall sleep if I don't find out.

>Last night I "bond burger" your sister.
What?

LAST NIGHT I BECAME THE SPY WHO LOVED AND POUNDED YOUR SISTER

holy shit im a genius

??

Last night I silently cheeseburging your sister?

you james bond cheese burgered my sister?

agentbeefed?

Last night I Octopussy Big Mac'ed your sister

Hey guys, what would you all say to a movie where Daniel Craig's Bond had to hunt down a double-oh agent who had gone rogue, and it turned out to be Pierce Brosnan's bond?

>>26394393
That has to be it!

Last night I spied a bun your sister?

>Last night I bondburger your sister
I don't get it

>>26394437
But that one was with Roger Moore.

>>26394297
Last night I spy sandwiched your sister

james, bond, james bond, spy, goldeneye, Pierce Brosnan
+
burger, cheeseburger, whopper, quarter pounder with cheese

I can't figure this one out

>>26394297
Last night I PPK 400 caloriesed your sister?

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>>26394388
>I SPYCHEESED YOUR SISTER

>>26394431

maybe this:
>>26394393

wil help you sleep?

Last night I secretly pounded your sister?

It has to be it

>>26394437
But Brosnan wasn't The Spy Who Loved Me, that was Connery.

>>26394297
Blast Sandwich

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>>26394488
nope.jpg

I pierced and pounded your sister?

bonded wich your sister?

>>26394511
>implying Roger Moore exists

>>26394519

That sounds close, but it's kind of a stretch with those two images.

I bonded with your sister in hamburg

>>26394454
Nah, wouldn't be that cool since Brosnan was a cool Bond. I do like the Theory of the Multiple Bonds, too bad they can't get all of the Bonds on one movie to do such thing as it would be too cheesy.

>>26394549
What if it was the Lazenby Bond? He already went off the reservation once.

>>26394522
but then where did the burger go?

>>26394549
>Nah, wouldn't be that cool since Brosnan was a cool Bond. I do like the Theory of the Multiple Bonds, too bad they can't get all of the Bonds on one movie to do such thing as it would be too expensive

ftfy

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I Irish movie star with an American sandwich your sister.
Got it.

>>26394575

a burger is a sandwich.

>>26394569
sorry, brainfart. Dalton Bond. Not Lazenby.

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>>26394575
Into the Bond it goes.

>>26394589
oooh. you said "wich" not "with" sory, i missed that.

>>26394586
holy shit, the dude went from agent to rogue trader

>>26394607
It's a bit of a stretch but it's all I could think of.

>>26394589
More like, he had a threeway with Pierce Brosnan and some guy's sister.

>>26394636
and you know he paid more attention to Brosnan than the girl. Who wouldn't?

>>26394636
>threeway with Pierce Brosnan and some guy's burger
FTFY

>>26394586
He should do some movies with that exact look. He can do any role like that. Villain, ambiguous hero, straight-up hero, love interest, whatever.

>>26394667
Next bond girl?

Okay, that's Pierce Brosnan, as James Bond, from (I guess) GoldenEye.
Now we need to find out what that thing next to it is, so we have all the pieces to the puzzle.

>>26394297
fuck you for making me think longer than 30 seconds on a single topic

>>26394297
I bondmac'd your sis, bra.

>>26394720
bondmac'd

James Bondmac'd

>>26394720
you know you're in trouble when your bro starts bondmacin' your sister

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ERE'S ONE FOR YA

>>26394297
Last night I tuxedo-gunned all-beef-patty-special-sauce-lettuce-cheese-pickles-onions-onna-bun your sister.

>>26394837
You made this one minutes ago, right?

>>26394837
You depp potted my what!?

Rev up those fryers cause I'm just about ready for a Classical Blunder thread.
>>26394297
>Pic unrelated.
FOOL! Images are NEVER unrelated!

>>26394837
Why is it, dear Sir, that you johnnypotted her?

>>26394837
Last night you white plastered my sister?

You disgusting freak! I'll kill you!

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I agree with OP.

>>26394837
Don't you dare johnny flowerpot with my mom again!

>>26394387
>>26394877
Does anyone have the screenshot for the classic blunder?

>>26394372
landwarinasia.jpg

That is the 60's bond, and a #9 on the Mcdonald's menu during the 60's, ergo, I 60-9'd your sister (69)

>>26394837
I deported your mother?

Prepare el rectal cavities because homeland security are coming for you next, ¡hombre!

>>26394899
>burgerbonding steam
2lewd4me

>>26394837
Alright, the answer is
"Yesterday i johnny planted with your mother"

>>26394912
I can dig that

>>26394297
Oh i got this

My little sister can't possibly be this burgerbond

>>26394912
But Brosnan did Bond movies in the 90's.

>>26394912
.... That would make plenty of sense if the picture was Sean Connery, but it's actually Pierce Brosnan, the 90s Bond. So he 99ed your sister? Is... is that a feasible position? Spooning, maybe?

>>26394837
Sparrowpotted?

>>26394955
no no you switched them around, you can't do that. rooky mistake, i understand. but its pretty obvious he pierce brosburger'd your sister.

>>26394361
I like the flavoring in those a lot better than standard magic...

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>>26394453
>Octopussy
?

>>26394986
you fire caste tard doll smug asshole my family?
i'll make you pay for that.

>>26394297
Last night I secretly beefed your sister.

>>26394986
Robochink ragsmugged? Damn you

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Netrunner has already been done by Richard Garfield.

Pictured is the reboot of it.

It's not like Magic at all, but whatever.

I was obsessed with MtG in 10th grade, nobody wanted to play. I quit, get back into it at the start of 12th, still nobody playing so I quit again.

Lo and behold now everyone has friggin $100 decks and everyone's playing. Pisses me off to no end like what the fuck.

>>26395012
>>26395047
The smug asshole is a British comic strip character called Rodger the Dodger. So he tau-something-something-rodgered your family?

('Rodger' is British slang for 'have sex with'. But so are most other words. English is a good language for innuendo.)

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This whole fucking thread. My sides have atomized.

Have you guys never seen this image before? It's pretty common on /v/.

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>>26395174
It's pretty ancient, and still brings about joy and excitement

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This thread, I don't even know anymore.

>>26395183
Well then tell us the secret!

The secret is that there is no secret. It exists purely to drive puzzle-solvers mad.

>>26395233
I swear, it's "secretly beefed"

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>>26395233

Damnit.

>>26396194

That's kind of a long shot.

>>26396205
I'm only guessing there. But given the number of insane attempts we've made to solve it, it makes way too much sense.

>>26394297
>>26394837
>>26394899
>>26394981
>>26394986


is it helicopter?

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For posterity.

>>26396194
Silently beefed?

>>26396228
How is it a long shot? Burgers are beef and James Bond is a secret agent.

>>26397583

Yeah, but look at all the guesses in this thread, it'd take some word assosciation and mix-matching similar phrases to reach that conclusion. The pictures just aren't clear enough.

>>26394454
>>26394549
>>26394580
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5bv5Ecbx0A

>>26394981
the don't think it be loli yak but it do?
>botabox 6-inch
>Pedocapcha like this riddle.

>>26395174
Oooooh, /v/ shit. Well thanks for revealing it was you guys.

>>26394393
Oooh

Fuck, I was never good with word jokes.

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>>26394586
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, SPYBURGER

>>26395233
Like "How is a raven like a writing desk"?

>>26401029
>>26401029
Poe wrote on both.

>>26401029
They both have inky quills?

>>26394986
tau autist doll shitscribble?

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>ITT:

Last night I Goldeneye quarterpoundered your sister
Last night I tuxedo junk food you sister
Last night I spy burgered your sister
Last night I Brosnan cheesed your sister
Last night I gunbeefed your sister

I'm really confused right now.
Can someone properly explain me the implications of James Bond/Burgers/and my sister?

>>26401029

They both beget storytellings?

A group of ravens, while more commonly called a murder, can also be referred to as a storytelling. Same for crows.

>>26401029
They both begin with the sound "Rrr"

>>26401029
In an introduction to a later edition of Alice In Wonderland, Lewis Carroll addressed the issue, saying “Because it can produce a few notes, tho they are very flat; and it is never put with the wrong end in front!” In the original preface, “never” was spelled “Nevar,” which is “raven” backwards. Carroll's pun was unfortunately lost to the red pen of a proofreader, confusing the issue of the riddle even further.

>>26401310
That's crows.

>>26401364

I thought it was all corvids? To wikipedia!

>>26395103
The 2nd person I only reconize as "ching chong potato"

The doll is specifically a raggedy ann doll.

Every day last weak I tauching (touching? touchingly?) raggedly rogered a female member of your immediate family?

>>26401384
>>26401364

Shit, you're right. It's a Murder of Crows, and Unkindness of Ravens.

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WHAT DOES IT MEAAAAAAAN

>>26401421

Also a Congress of Ravens, or more rarely a quorum.

>>26401029
There is a B in both and an N in neither?

>>26394297
Last night I black tie western sandwiched your sister.

>>26401476
What if I just say it's a group or a bunch of ravens?

>>26396310
well done you.

>>26401264
>gunbeefed
lost it

>>26394297
I seem to recall seeing a more plausible answer than 'silently pounded' at some point in the past. But, of course, I've forgotten it now.

Spy sandwiched?
Agent beefed?
Double-oh Burgered?
Bond Stacked?

I am confus

>>26401421
>>26401476
I thought it was a conspiracy of ravens.

>>26394297
Last night I ordered your sister to infiltrate my secret base for $1.99 an hour.

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>>26401715
My sister is worth at least a double whopper and a side of fries.

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>>26401706

Apparently, there's a bunch of ways to refer to a group of corvids. People really seem to take a liking to groups of more than two of them.

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>>26401776
Nigga, your sister got the fries to go with that shake if you na' meeeeen.

>>26394297
last night i 'oh look hes wearing a suit, whoopydee fucken doo amerifat lucnh your sister

>>26401853

She's eating hands tonight. And I'm not sleeping.

>>26401559

'Last night, I Bond-buns'ed your sister?'

>>26401853
my sister's such a fucking whale they threw her in the pool and called it an exhibit.

Seriously, she's in the upper 300s

>>26394297
Last night I The World Is Not Enough Big Kahuna Burgered your sister.

>>26401281
No one knows. That's the point.

Last night I bacon double cheesburger your sister?

>>26401776
>>26401853
Damnit Anons, you made me get soda all over my monitor

>>26394297
Thread of the year. Been checking this shit all damn day.

LAST NIGHT YOU 00-AGENT CHEESEBURGER MY SISTER?!!!

>>26394297
Last night I gave your sister seven double-Os then took her out for a delicious burger.

I know how to treat a lady right.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BONDBURGER.

likely a futuristic setting wouldn't be too different from any other block, however most of the higher-ups at wizards have pretty much agreed that magic is generally a high-fantasy setting and you can't go too much into the future. Mirroden is about as futuristic as magic will get and Innistrad is about as far as it will go when it comes to times and places.

Last night I pierced your sister's burger. If you know what I mean.

>>26404295

Nigger this is a question unanswerable by man

This
Fucking
Thread

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>>26404295
I think I half-cracked it.

That burger's a Qt. Pounder.

So, Brosnan Qt.Pounder
I have no idea.

>>26394297
You fucker! You shot my sister and ate her? Why? And more importantly, HOW? I don't even have a sister!

>>26404322
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH A BOND BURGER!?

GUYS

HOLY FUCK

PIERCED THE BUNS

Last night, I Pierce and Pounded your sister.

bond burgers?

>>26405741

NO YOU FOOL, IT CANNOT BE THAT SIMPLE

>>26405767
HE'S DONE IT

>>26405741
>buns
What about the rest of the burger, you Atkins diet motherfucker?

Last night I bound and pounded your sister?

Last night I infiltrated my beef between the buns of your sister

>>26405935
Sounds like some fancy maneuver in the sack where you jump on her ala Lupin III.
>Fujiko-saaaaaaaaan!~

This whole thread is why I love sunday /tg/ - you glorious mother humpers.

>>26406011
But it's Saturday. Did you get superspy-Angus'd, yourself?

>>26406011

*Saturday morning /tg/ even.

By fuck am I tired.

>>26406033

>Superspy-Angus'd

AND THERE GOES MY WHEETABIX YOU hilarious mother humper

>>26406033
best one

>>26406138

I prefer gunbeefed myself

>>26394986
>Tau Chink Anne Roger the Dodger
>Tauchink
>Touching
>Anne --> and
>Touching and Roger
>Rogered
>Every day last week I touching and rogered a female member of your immediate family
YOU BASTARD.

Last night I secret sauced your sister?

>>26406721
Kind of a stretch.

>>26394297
>double oh seven
>double
>half pounder
Pounded?

>>26394297
You Brosnan Burgered my sister?

>>26407173
If this were the case he should have shopped the burger onto Bond's head. As it is we're forced to assume that it is a two word setup, at least.

>>26394297
Last night I bonded your sister to a hamburger?


Argh, it's like there's supposed to be a bondage joke here but it just won't work.

Last night I publicity shot and poorly resized your sister?

If you're saying you made porn with my sister that's one thing, but poor production values are unforgivable!

>>26394297
Last night I Bondonalds your sister

>>26394297
Bond. Burger.
Bonger.
I bongered your sister.

Gunbeefed was by far the best reply

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Rolled 2

I fuckin stayed up all ngiht long goddammit.

I just wanna know how to bondburger my sister, man.

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>>26407758
>needing to ask how to superspy-Angus your sister

This is archived, right? It's gotta be archived.

This has got to be the best thread.

>>26407294

Bah, Superspy Angus'd is the best one.

I may or may not name my next character this.

>>26407853
It is not only archived but it is at 27 upvotes

>>26394393
it was so obvious how did no one else get it?


>>26394837
i think its deplanted or something along those lines

>>26408482

Maybe deflowered?

>>26408533
That was my first thought, but deflowering your mother makes no goddamn sense.

>>26394837
deflowered maybe

or johnny potted

Gunbeefed and spycheesed are still my favorite.

Bondburger is best burger.

>>26401029
One's a rest for pens, the other's a pest for wrens?

>>26394837

Deepthroat? But that's mighty liberal.

Though that would sound like you were the one with your lips wrapped tightly around my mother's huge cock, which I'm fine with.

>>26394297
what is mirodin?

>>26394297
GoldenArch
Tomorrow Never Fries
The Whopper is Not Enough

>This thread
>My sides

Pick 2.

it's obviously "last night I killed and ate your sister"

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>>26409082

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You knew this would happen, OP

>>26408881
Casino Royale with Cheese.

>>26409408

Fry another day?

Moonbaker?


Fryerball?

You only fry twice?

>>26409605

(samefagging but . . . )

From russia with lunch?

Fishfinger? (A bit strained from goldfinger I know)

On her munchies secret service?

Whoppers are forever?

Live and let fry?

The man with the golden burger?

The Fry(er) who loved me?

For your pies only?

Octopudding?

A view to a grill?

Licence to grill?

Quantum of Sorbet?

In the back of my head the only idea going around my mind is that of high tech spy-vs-spy-vs-fast food action . . . . god damn you /tg/ this is not supposed to be a game concept thread.

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>>26408881
>>26409408
>>26409605
>>26409646
Stop this, i'm dying here.

>>26409646
>live and let fry
>license to grill
these ones, dude
these ones got me

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>>26409646
>Live and Let Fry

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>>26394297
>How would the MtG playerbase react to a futuristic setting?
Well on topic:

Define "Futuristic."
Because I mean, force fields, lasers, large walking battle mechs, and planet busting battle moons might be too much for MtG players to handle.
It might completely ruin the setting forever.

>007 cheese burger, what?

>>26409646
Don't forget "Fryfall".

Also, I think I read somewhere that Weird Al was thinking about writing a spoof of Live and Let Die called "Chicken Pot Pie", but Paul McCartney (vegetarian) said "no thanks".

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>>26409769
Agreed. If MtG started doing something more than just swords, magic and lord of the rings eqse stuff. It would completely lose it's player base forever.

I don't think they could handle robots, plasma chambers, fusion generators, or anything similar.

I special agent sandwiched her?

>>26409646

I suggest "McGriddlefinger".

>>26394297
Last night I movie munched your sister?

>>26394986
Tau? an' roger
You need a 'd after Roger.

No Idea what the first part is supposed to be.

This has clearly gone off its rails. here's a new thread.
>>26410613

James Bond is a spy.
The burger is from McDonalds.

Last night I spy don your sister. Last night I spied on your sister.

See, it's innocuous, he's a stalker, he didn't bone your sister.

>>26410706
>Stalking
>Innocuous

We must solve this riddle for the good of /tg/

Last night I Bond-pounded your sister.

holy shit this is still going

Good luck, fair riddlesolvers.

>>26410706
I thought it was supposed to be "Last night I bond-burgered your sister".

I was about to ask what the fuck bond-burger was.

>>26411381
It's when you fuck someone through a burger, so even after sex you're stuck to them because of this greasy, crushed burger mass.

HOW ON EARTH IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE!?

>>26411594
Relax, it's only been less than a day. I've seen threads last 3, and I'm to believe that there were threads that lasted /weeks/ in the early days. We are not a speedy board

>>26411623
Shit, son, my longest few Emperasque threads lasted eight or nine days, and that was only a year or a year and a half back.

Old school magic was futuristic as fuck. Robots, an android as a MC, all of phyrexia having flying stargates, spaceship phyrexians, urza walking onto dead moons n shit and newt not being able to breathe cause it was fucking SPACE.

MTG started off as mage punk. That ended when the lore of the game ended - time spiral block. So basically I blame the Jew.

>>26411680
What the fuck are you talking about? Are you in the right thread?

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>>26411708

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>>26396310


Added a bit.

>>26409952
McGriddlefinger's my rap name.

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LATERAL THINKING, BITCHES

>>26412765
i... i think i've solved it.

>Last Night I Faggot-Sandwiched your sister

I'm sure she enjoyed that.

>>26412765
last night i james bond hamburger your sister

>>26412765
Burger? I barely know her!

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>>26412994
>Faggot-Sandwiched
What are you implying about our beloved big-chin Brosnan?

>>26413128
Moot, what did you do to my image?

>>26411643

Are you that shitty writefag who did the waifu stories?

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>Last night I James Bond hamburgered your sister

This is a thinly veiled request for a Princess Bride thread isn't it?

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>>26413025
Last night I burgered your sister.
Burgered.
Buggered.
Last night I buggered your sister.

>>26394454
/tg/ actually wrote up a setting where this happened along with everything in 80s movies

>>26413217
>bond buggered

>>26413217
If that's the joke, then OP should have used Sean Connery instead of Pierce fucking Brosnan.

Jesus fuck, that is a stupid joke.

>>26413297
Do you think Scottish (heavily rhotic) accent turns an 'r' in burger into a 'g'? Have you even heard someone speaking in a Scottish accent?

>>26394981
they dont think it be like it is, but it do. it do

>>26413328
Audrey Hepburn. 1962.

>>26413370
>Audrey Hepburn
>born in Belgium, raised in Kent
>Scottish accent

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>>26413217
>>26394297
If the images were reversed, it could be "Last night, I meat pierced your sister."

That's the best I've got.

>>26413501
Last night I manburgered your sister

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>>26413531
>>26413265
>>26413501

>>26394297
You spy burgered my sister?

>>26411680
Reported for off-topic. This is a Bondburger general thread.

>>26394297
Last night I bonded on many levels with your sister.

>>26413217
>>26413788
>buggered

But where they fuck does James Bond fit into it then?

>>26414217
At last I see! The burger is a metaphor for levels

Last night I Tuxedo Broiled your sister.

>>26414230
Well, you know, layers technically but whatever gotta make sacrifices to make it sound right.

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bitch gonna get Bronsoned

>>26414336

Bronson's Beef!

>>26394297
Last night I sharply grilled your sister.

>>26414217

That sounds really sweet actually, you are now my sister's boyfriend.

>>26413788
Last night I bond junked with your sister

Last night I bonded over a hamburger with your sister.

>>26414481
But the pics are next to each other other instead of one over the other.

>Last night I bonded witha burger over you sister.

>>26414599
l-lewd

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Spy Craft meets Super Size Me.

>>26394297
Last night I poured ketchup and mustard all over your sister and ate it.

>>26422562
Last night I watched anons try to be funny, looks like they're still not doing it.

Got it!

Last night I man-sandwiched your sister.

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>>26409765
Is that yazan?

wait wait wait. The simpsons refered to the burger in the picture as a steamed clam.

Could that mean anything?
Could Bond Be bondage?

>>26422957
If there's anything Nasu visual novels like to do, it's compare the vagina to shellfish.

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What would it be like if they made a magic set that took place in a plane where the main form of entertainment was a competitive trading card game? What if planeswalkers were the really good players?

>Pierced and Pounded your sister
Obviously.

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>>26423285

>>26423235
WIZARDS WOULD GET ALL OF MY MONEY.

Where's this from, OP? I swear I've seen it before.

>>26423235
>a lot of cards feature "players" of various rarity
>have multiple effects to represent their decks (the lower the rarity, the shittier their deck, the shittier their effects)
>you can only activate one of these effects per tern for a set amount of mana/when the creature come into play
>each effect represents a card in their deck
>roll a dice (1-6) to see which effect happens (which card they draw)

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>>26394297
What sort of bugs me about Magic is that they've demonstrated that they're willing to put dynamite, primitive rocket launchers, proto-aircraft, hypercomplex mechanical automatons, steampunk-style creatures and structures, and more things I'm not even going to touch on into the game, but they seem to be avoiding straight-up guns and gunpowder like the plague.

Even in settings where they would fit perfectly flavourwise (such as Innistrad), they always replace what would make more sense as guns with crossbows, and replace what look like they should be cannons with ridiculous ballistae and magicpunk mortars.

And it's not like it would ruin the game's flavour/balance either, since power and toughness are always indicative to how strong a creature is relative to others on it's home plane, and tech doesn't really travel between them.

tl;dr I see no reason for there not to be primitive flintlocks and cannons in MTG and it annoys me that they'll add any number of things that aren't quite guns, but functionally are.

>inb4 bondburger thread

>>26423879
>inb4 bondburger thread
Have you read the last 290 replies? You'd best start believing in bondburger threads, because you're in one.

>>26423879

Fantasy gun ban, yo.

it happens.

>>26423904
Go back to /vp/ Gary. Anyway, I didn't really expect to get the thread back on track or anything, I was just wanting an opportunity to vent and didn't think the sentiment deserved it's own thread.

>>26423879
Apparently, the Alaborn's use of guns proved to be unappealing to the mass audience.

I kind of like that MTG stays way from too much tech outside of Mirrodin.

>>26424078
My main problem is that they don't stay away from tech, though. I mean, Mirrodin might be the most sleek and futuristic plane but it's more magic than automation. What bothers me is that they're willing to say "Yes, entirely (or almost entirely) mechanical combat-capable constructs, industrial-revolution era explosives, and hypercomplicated steampunk stuff exists in multiple planes but not a SINGLE one has even a primitive gonne."

If they just said, "We won't do high tech on this plane, period." it would be fine. If they said, "We want this plane's technology and atmosphere to be Victorian/steampunk/highly advanced artifice and therefore they should have basic gunpowder weapons." that would also be fine. But if they go out and say, "We're going to have sophisticated explosives and a society based on a time that had guns but then replace every gun with a crossbow (even though we're fine with electricity-powered alchemical Frankenstein's Monsters)." That's where I have a problem.

>>26424242
But... they didn't have guns in Frankenstein, did they? And like, all the films have retconned the original's alchemy to be alchemy + lightning.

>>26424290
I suppose. Not much of a horror buff, but it should be noted that Skaberen laboratories have been shown to be full of what appears to be relatively advanced electronic equipment.

>>26424359
Mad scientistry tends to do that.

I think the problem with guns is that, well, a gun would've probably solved the plot of a cheesy Frankenstein movie in minutes.

Shit seems a lot less threatening when you have firearms. Like the whole, why not just shoot a shotgun at voldemort thing?

>>26424418
I guess. But it would've made the setting more interesting (for me) if after Avacyn disappeared they discovered that it took their best guns with holy silver bullets to kill monsters (whereas pre-disappearance a simple talisman could fell a demon) rather than simple crossbows being enough. It would really drive home just how threatened humans were, seeing these modern icons of finality and human dominance barely puncturing the embalmed mutt-flesh of a rampaging skaab. And again, it would really demonstrate how big a deal the archangel's vanishing was, since a job once for a simple silver talisman now demands a finely-crafted, silver imbued blessed armament, which may not even be effective in some cases.

>>26424587
Man, I'd call shark jumping so hard if that happened.

>>26424652
Maybe. I guess that's likely their main fear. Still, they're willing to have actual fucking mortars and rocket launchers(which were in as far back as Revised, so that shark's probably died of old age/ paper cuts from flying cards by now).

>>26424701
They've had some mistakes in the past for sure.

I guess Mizzium Mortars doesn't bug me because it is obviously just a fancy name for a run of the mill magical burn spell.

>>26424776
True. I just wish there'd be more... Consistency I suppose. Like how every cultures artificers can make a potentially combat-capable mechanical flying machine, but nobody can make a metal tube with explosives in it.

>>26423879
>And it's not like it would ruin the game's flavour/balance either, since power and toughness are always indicative to how strong a creature is relative to others on it's home plane,
But isn't Magic about using your universe hopping powers to teleport in an army and take over every Prime Material plane in the multiverse? If Cthulhu and a steampunk tank squadron operate on completely different power levels, how does the latter manage to damage the first?

>>26424895
I think here's where there's a rift between game balance and universe. I mean, you have really harsh planes out there full of big brutal things like Zendikar, and you also have relatively low-powered planes like Ravnica. If power and toughness were universally consistent between plains, then either they could never experiment with truly dangerous places for fear of balance issues, or everything would be utterly unbalanced (how's a Bantian Knight supposed to fight a Phyrexian one?).

I guess what I'm trying to say is that in-game power is relative to the creature's home plane, and although flavour-wise one point of X plane's power isn't equivalent to the same amount on Y, it is in game terms to be consistent and balanced

The fuck is all this Magic discussion all of a sudden? Stay on topic of bondburgers.

>>26427900
Aren't burgers decidedly un-british?
>>26394910
Now we do at last.
>>26409114