>>26447963

"Ah. I see." A moment. "No backup for the moment, then? You believe you can still reliably do this by yourself?"

You very nearly spit a curse at the Culexus, before taking another blood-rancid breath and re-framing your response in a much more socially-acceptable manner.

"Fuck no," You rasp into the small mic, before turning to the side and spitting out another bloody tooth. "No one else gets sent in, Malal, do you understand me? I'm taking this bitch down and I'm slapping the collar on her. No one else needs to get involved - especially not the same fucking people who let her rot in here instead of doing the right thing and just giving her the Peace."

You pull in another breath, the mere act of doing so setting fire to your lungs - and you suppress the spasm to go into a coughing fit through sheer will alone. "Malal, this place is a shithole. No wonder she went fucking insane."

"...I'm inclined to agree with you, but let's try to be a bit more diplomatic about that little detail." Malal's voice is tight and controlled, a hint that the usually-unflappable Culexus is more than a little annoyed. "The Eighth has grossly mishandled Sabrina's situation, but it's not if they didn't try to do it properly." A digitized, vox-corrupted sigh. "Just try not to hurt her too mu--"

You didn't get to hear the rest of Malal's words - what with finding yourself suddenly being choked from behind, the length of a rusty metal pipe being crushed against your windpipe. Only by mere reflex and a bloody-minded malevolence in everything you say and do got one of your hands up at the very last moment, preventing the choke from being pulled all the way in, allowing you some breathing room at least.

[1/2]

>>26447979

"DIE YOU FUCKING MONSTER MERMAID, FUCKING DIE!" Sabrina shrieks into your ear, and you desperately claw at her with your free hand, managing to grab a fistful of her own hair. You twist and pull downward, hoping that would be enough - but to your dismay, her hair comes away in your hand easily, tearing off her skul with bloody chunks of scalp.

Jesus Christ that's just disgusting.

"Sayaka? Sayaka, respond-" Malal's voice is tinny and scratchy as it comes from the headset's earbud, now dislodged from your ear. Not that you could reply to her in any capacity at the moment - Sabrina's got her choke locked in nice and good, and despite your grip on the pipe preventing it from being cinched any tighter it won't take long for you to pass out. You start bucking and trashing against the girl trying her best to murder you, hoping to fling her off of you before it's too late.

...No such luck. She seems like she's putting everything into holding on, even crapping her legs around your waist to keep her hold on you. And you're starting to feel lightheaded - the edges of your vision turning white with every heartbeat thudding in your ears.

"...Sayaka? SAYAKA!...Fuck it, I'm going in--" You hear Malal's voice again, and suddenly you feel the chokehold loosening for the briefest of moments. You brace to wrench yourself out of Sabrina's grasp, to get back into an even fighting ground - but it seems she had other plans for you. Namely, one involving her rust-encrusted iron pipe, a good swing and the back of your head.

...It didn't hurt as much as you expected it to? Or maybe you're just used to that kind of pain. But what you didn't expect was your entire world going completely black, and your entire body turning numb, nerveless, slack. Feeling nothing except the sensation of your body crashing to the floor, face first.

Well. Shit.

This is how it ends, is it? It's not...it's not what you expected, god dammit.

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>>26447990

Not what you fucking expected at all.

Jesus Christ, you can't die here. Not here. You don't even fucking live here. You're not even in Japan, or near people who care about you. You won't even be able to say goodbye to Kyoko.

"Sayaka..."

What kind of face can you even show Kaneda-san now, huh? Wherever she is. What kind of face can you show the person who you made that promise to? Do you even remember what you promised her, you blue-haired music nerd who kept stuttering even while she tried to sing idol songs?

"Sayaka-chan...!"

You could feel the sting of tears in your eyes, but if you still had feeling in your arms - if you could move them now, despite them being nerveless, useless limbs on either side of you as you lay facedown in the blood-encrusted floor - you'd have angrily wiped them away. Miki Sayaka does not fucking cry. NO CRYING HERE, EVER. The last time you cried was finding out that your best friend had left you without even saying goodbye. You did all the crying you could do in your lifetime then. No more tears to shed.

. . .

Shit. Sorry, Kyoko. Sorry, Kaneda-san.

You weren't strong enough.

"Jeez, Sayaka-chan! Wake up! Stop lying around!"

What? What the hell?

That voice, you recognize it. It's...it's that girl from earlier, right?

You try to lift your head - and it's then that you find that you could. The world's still dark around you, an impenetrable murky blackness - but you could easily see the girl from before crouching in front of you. Holding out a gloved hand, as if offering assistance.

"Need a hand, Sayaka-chan?" She giggles, her black eyes glistening. "It looks like you do! Come on, we'll get that mean girl together and put her back in her place!"

How do you respond?

I love you Decu

>>26448000
[X] Do I have a choice?

No, seriously. Do we?

"Yes."

>>26448000
[x] "Thanks, but Miki Sayaka got to where she is through hard work, and there's still a bit left in me yet."
Get up, Sayaka. There's still a fight to finish.

>>26448000
Thanks Decu, we owe you.

>>26448032
A part of me wants to take Pinky's offer out of pure pragmatism, another part of me remembers that Sallaka doesn't have a Golden Weapon.

>>26448000
i voted last time for backing up into a wall just so this attack from the rear didnt happen. but i guess the plot needs to be advanced.

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>>26448000

[x]"No, I don`t need your help!"
[x] Regenerate like a Boss.

Fuck you Pinky.

>>26448051
Also, Sabrina knocked Sallaka in the head, not the Soul Gem. There's still a chance we can still kick her ass.

>>26448042
support.

>>26448000
[x] "No. I took this job, I'm finishing it."
MAXIMUM REGENERATION

>>26448000
[x] "Christ, I've fallen low enough to need help from all and sundry now? What even is this, some demented version of purgatory? I'm pretty sure I should be dead by now."

[X] Do I have a choice?
[X] Accept the help

Seiyaku

>>26448042
[x] this

>>26448000
No, get away
She will melt you and I don't think you can regenerate like I can

This is my task

>>26448000

"Thanks for the help. Now I've gotta finish the job."

>>26448000
[x] No, this is stupid. If you're going to die you're going to die not hallucinating to a painting, you're going to fight. "Unless you're real. Feel free to step in."

>>26448000
>How do you respond?
[x] "Hey there, nice to see you again. Thanks for the offer, but I'm not giving up just yet. Catching my wind, that's all. Give me a little while." stand up on your own "Now I'm gonna put the ghast in her place. Wanna watch?"

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>>26448000
>Thinking that we will just give up after the first round

An ally of justice doesn`t just give up like that.

[x]Regenerate. Get up. Pull swords from cakes. Cut off Sabrina`s arm that is wielding the fucking pipe.

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>>26447963
Is that Oktavia?!?

Wait, do we still have the helmet on?

>>26448000
[X] Try to heal through it, only accept help if that doesnt work

>>26448144
Don't think so, Sayaka threw it off in the last thread.

>>26448144
Nah, we dropped it last thread.
I don't think much of the suit is left.

>>26448124
>Thinking that we will just give up after the first round
Well, that really is what Sayaka does.
Sometimes. During ticklefights with Kyouko.

>>26448156
Yeah. "Ticklefights."

>>26448186
Well, that's how they start.

[x] take the golden opportunity

So Chiaki can legally kill you later

Kyouko needs that Oriko route

>>26448124
This.

>>26448194
That's a terrifying prospect anon.

Plus, Oriko isn't exactly a Chiaki fan, so I'm pretty sure that course of action would turn Kyouko against us rather than the other way around.

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>>26448000
FIGHT on! Thanks but no thanks. I got my 2nd wind. Sayaka is awkwardly independent.

>>26448143
Noy my Sayaka. :P

>>26448143
yes, yes it is. did u miss the last 2 threads?

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>>26448194
Now thats just meanspirited, anon.

Here, heave a sad Kyoko as punishment.

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[X] HARD WORK AND GUTS!

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>>26448143
>>26448247
NOT my Sayaka. :P

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>>26448261
YEAH
fighto!

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>>26448000
[X] Maximum foolhardy guts in the face of extinction!
>this means CHAAARGE

>>26448247
>>26448264
Oh lord, these are cute! What scale is it?

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>>26448248
Yes, I did. Was being checked out for a wonky leg.

<-One step before Unlimited Blade Works Sayaka

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>>26448283
Kotobukiya's Cu-poche - Puella Magi Madoka Magica the Movie: Sayaka Miki is now available for pre-order. 11cm figure.

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>>26448321
Looking better than >>26448143
Haha

As stupid and foolhardy as this is, it's kinda exciting too.

Chiaki gets caught in an illusion and can't break free? Accepts help.
Mami makes a mistake and is about to get eaten? The Flesh of Fallen Angels.
Kharn gets barbecued by Ahriman and nearly dies? Access golden weapons.
Sayaka losing consciousness and about to get melted to the bone? I'm the Alpha Bitch. I win this and go home to fuck the prom queen.

I just hope it actually works out for once, hahaha.

>>26448336
Was there any instance of there being hints that Sallaka was a Golden Weapon user?

>>26448347
Not before this flashback started, no.

>>26448347
>Sallaka
Why for the love of Lucifina's tits do you call her that?

>>26448186
I think you mean ticklefucking anon.

>>26448347
Stab attempt in the first thread?

>>26448364
Because Meguka

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>>26448364
Because worst meguca.

>>26448365
I like how nobody remembers that was a mistake.

>>26448364
It stuck. I'll stop now.

>>26448365
Nope, it was a knife, apparently.

>>26448365
was that a gold sword that was gonna stab into murderface?

>>26448347

Only sayaka being very easy to convince about the existance of pinky and golden weapons. Like if say she already had knowledge of them.

>>26448412
dont stop

>>26448042 >>26448058 >>26448066 >>26448119

You find yourself reaching out toward that hand with your bare own. She smiles widen at this - and you catch the suggestion of a toothy, fanged grin being bared as your fingertips touch.

But even before she could get a hold of your hand, you slapped hers away with a weak flick of your wrist. The sound of your own skin smacking hers a satisfying sound, despite the blood roaring in your ears.

"...What? B-but Sayak-chan, don't you--" The girl stammers, off-guard, confused. Her brow furrowing. "Can't you see I'm trying to help you?"

You answer her confusion with a chuckle, before you start to work into getting up off of the floor. Is she fucking serious? When has Miki Sayaka ever accepted help from anyone? Not since that one person, you've never relied on anyone else. It's always just been you, and that's the way it will be until you retire. If you can't pull your own fucking weight then you deserve to die, anyway.

"That's...no!" The pink-haired harpy screeches, stomping a foot in frustration. "I chose you! You're supposed to accept my help! SO ACCEPT IT ALREADY!"

Chose you? What, like a fucking Pokemon? No. Thanks. You grit your teeth as you force your entire body to move, both numb hands pushing against the blood-encrusted tiles below you to prop yourself up. ..It feels like trying to do a push-up with an entire ton of weights on your back, fuck. You even feel your elbow joints creaking in the attempt.

"You...you..! I HATE YOU, SAYAKA-CHAN!" The girl roars. "FINE! SEE IF I CARE WHEN YOU WITCH OUT AGAIN!"

The hallucination - or whatever it was - disappears in a flash of crimson light - and it's then that the world's lights seem to flicker back on again. Revealing the filthy, dimly-lit Silent Room again, with no sight of the pink-haired girl around.

[1/2]

>>26448502

Well, at least you're still alive, but...fuck. Maybe you need to talk to someone about these hallucinations? Some kinda therapist or what?

...No. No one needs to know. It's probably...just the fatigue, yeah. Nothing serious.

You stagger into a standing position - before feeling a strange, itchy sensation on your right cheek. Glancing around just in case Expiry Date Bitch tries anything again, you tear off your remaining gauntlet to feel at your face with your bare fingers - and flinch as you realize that you're touching bared bone and flesh. Your hand coming away with thick, clotted blood.

That bitch. YOUR FACE. SHE FUCKED WITH YOUR FACE. SERIOUSLY.

Literally half your face, the skin melted off, revealing flesh and bone. Your right eye can't even fucking close because YOU HAVE NO MORE EYELID LEFT. FUCK.

It's then that you hear her voice at one corner of the room. Fervent. Desperate. Scared. You take a few shaky steps forward - following her voice - and you see her come into view, holding up your headset to her ear. Blabbering into the mic.

"M-Mary! Mary, please, get me out of here! You promised that you'd get me out of here! Please...! Tell them I'm sorry for everything I did! MARY! GET ME OUT OF HERE YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULD!"

You take another step forward, and it's here that she notices your approach - her eyes widening in stark fear. You couldn't help but grin at this.

"M-MARY! SHE'S UP AGAIN! I-I JUST GOTTA KILL HER, AND EVERYTHING'LL BE OKAY AGAIN, RIGHT?!" She giggles, a shrill breathless sound, before dropping the headset and grasping her pipe. "I gotta...I gotta kill you now. They won't let me out unless I do!"

Heh. You're actually pretty angry at the moment, after finding out that this bitch messed with your face while you were down. ...So angry, in fact, that you're actually quite lucid. Probably looped back into calm because of how angry you are.

In any case, Sabrina looks like she's preparing to charge you.

How do you respond?

>>26448502
Awww yiss, time to fuck things up.

>>26448517

[x]

"It puts the collar on or I just keep coming."

>>26448517
[x] Charge her first

>>26448517
[x] "Goddamn but you're annoying. I guess you're technically right though - no matter what happens here, you're not gonna be cooped up here any more."

So, do we even have the collar?

>>26448517
Vulcan nerve pinch (or something equally effective and more bloody) then slam that dam collar on her.

>>26448517
[x]"Kiddo, you are really trying my goodwill here!"

[x] Sword is my body, and sword is my blood. Summon enough swords as armour/support for your rotting arms (and possibly stab her just a bit) and while she's pinned slap the collar on her. Use grief seeds if necessary.

>>26448517
[X] Summon a sword and fuck this bitch up. That collar's coming onto her neck no matter what. Oh, don't forget to regen if you need it.

>>26448517
Aren't our class supposed to be a cqc specialist?

[x] Just wait for a charge an aikido the shit out of her.
If that fails, let's just fucking cut her legs off, shit can work wonders

Burn a grief seed, we probably need it.

Then get to work.

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>>26448412
No need to stop. Sallaka is Sallaka.

>>26448561
So how's that dam going Mumi.

>>26448551
>Aren't our class supposed to be a cqc specialist?
Wait, is that even grammaticaly correct?
somebody please help me here

>>26448517
[x] "Oh fuck off, you loon. It's collaring time."

>>26448517
[x]Glance to make sure we still have the collar. Then, summon a sword. First thing's first, we're going to get rid of that annoying pipe of hers, or the arm holding it if we need to. Then we can probably take her down easily enough.

>>26448517
Let her charge us and take her down hard when we do

Take her down and keep a hold on her while we make sure she isn't getting back up until we have slipped the collar onto her and maybe messed her face and arms up a bit so she can't smack us with that pipe any more

>>26448549
Don't forget to use swords for legs, too! It won't matter if she melts our muscles off, as long as we're a: standing, b: our hands are still attached, then we can slap the collar on her. Swords will work!

>>26448517

[X] "I promised Mary I would help you, you bitch."

cut off her arms at the elbow, I've had it with rusty pipes, then knock her down, straddle her and put that damn collar on her!

>>26448575
Isn't would be more accurate.

>>26448575
The "a" isn't necessary, but aside from that it's fine.
It could be better phrased as "aren't we supposed to be a cqc specialist?", though.

>>26448588
>>26448595
Cool, thanks

>>26448517
[x] "Mary will let you out of here IF YOU PUT THE GODDAMN FUCKING COLLAR ON!"
MAXIMUM
REGENERATION
MAXIMUM
PUNCH

>>26448517
[x] Summon sword, bull rush Sab and pin her to the wall. Then force the collar on her, assuming we still have it.

Sabrina hasn't had any formal magical girl training. Sayaka probably wrote her Officio's Eversor manual.

Wait for her to charge in, then taken her down HARD and slap the stupid collar on her.

For all the trouble she's been, Sabrina better be damn grateful to Ms. Blueberry.

>>26448629

If/when she finally gets rehabilitated.

>>26448502
>>26448629
Might as well do this. Assuming we've still got the collar in our inventory at least.

>>26448517
>How do you respond?
[x] "I'm gonna say it once more for the last time. Put the collar on. Then we can figure how to get you out. Or I'm putting you out." take stance "Your call."

>>26448629
This and use a griefseed, don't want to witch out from too much regeneration.

>>26448663
I thought we dropped it when she melted off our arm...

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>>26448517
[x] You are Pro at Melee
[x] Pin her fucking arms and legs with swords to the ground
[x] Put the collar on her

Playtime is over.

>>26448684
Even without that, we've been kinda blacked out for a bit, and got roughed around before that as well, so there's no reason to think we've got it.

>>26448684
We picked it back up right before sabrina killed us. Dunno if we kept it through that though.

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Alright, if this next attack doesn't work out then I suggest we resort to the low blow.

>>26448868
BAM!, right in the purity seal

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>>26448868

>>26448891

You sir, are no gentleman.

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>>26448868

I was going to suggest a suplex.

Hm... Considering that Sayaka and Kyouko nearly killed each other before becoming an item, I wonder if this ever happened...

>>26448909
He's an Eversor in training.

>>26448909
You can have either chivalry or equaliy, but not both. Women chose the latter.

>>26448925

...'touche' I believe would be the appropriate response there.

>>26448891
I want to know how she sounded after that punch.
I can't realy ascociate the shape of her mouth with any sound I know.

>>26448925
Wait, hoe does equality justify that? The only thing we see her do in the gif is push him away, and not particularly forcefully either. If that had been two dudes and the left one had proceeded to nut-bust the other after a light push that would hardly have been okay either.

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>Literally half your face, the skin melted off, revealing flesh and bone. Your right eye can't even fucking close because YOU HAVE NO MORE EYELID LEFT. FUCK.

heh

>>26448972

So your reaction is 'if that was a dude, that still would have been not cool'... and you're not seeing the 'equality' there?

I'd say a reaction of 'wow, that was uncalled for.' without qualification sounds pretty equal to me.

So while we wait, does anyone else have any habits concerning the quest? I always listen to sin from the saya no uta soundtrack every time Pinky appears.

>>26448143
Oh lawd, a Muromi cosplayer.

>>26447963
wait what?
did sayaka witch out? what happened to her?

>>26449038
I used to read it in the evening before turning in for the day, listening to Touhou jazz to unwind from the day. Doesn't quite work the same when being in the thread in the afternoon though.

>>26449061
read the fucking archives

>>26448347
There was a shade with a cape and a broadsword in Chiaki's head barrier during the last fight. One with twin scythes, too.

>>26448537 >>26448550 >>26448551 >>26448577

You've just had about enough of this bullshit, seriously.

"Fuck off, you loon." You grin at her again with a half-flayed face. "It's collaring time."

Taking the collar from where you've stowed it - luckily, it was still hanging off your hand despite you having ripped off your gauntlet to check what she did to your face - you bite into the obsidian ring, holding it with your teeth. Leaving your both hands free as you manifest your swords - one for each hand. Both to show that you're past caring. Past giving any fucks, because you have none left to give. You've tried the hard way, now this is the easy way.

"N-no...no, I gotta kill you...I GOTTA KILL YOU!" Sabrina's words end in a keening scream, and it's here that she runs towards you, raising her iron pipe in a double-fisted grip. Aiming to smash the leaden end into the top of your skull in an overhead blow. Something that could definitely do you in, all told.

If she actually had hands to hold on to her fucking pipe in the first place, that is.

The moment she comes within range is the moment you step forward - your first sword-stroke made with your right hand. It wasn't even so much as a slash as it was a simple cutting of the air in front of you - a quick gesture made starting with a flex of your elbow and a flick of your wrist. You sidestep Sabrina's charge, allowing her to get past you - just as you make another cut, this time with your left hand.

[1/2]

>>26448985
Nowhere did I imply that 'wow, that was uncalled for' was an inappropriate reaction. Considering the preceding 2 posts the opposite was implied, in fact.

>>26449038
Not really. I generally don't have any habits when it comes to consuming any kind of media.

>>26449080
what
no seriously what

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>>26448985

..Where can I get a Qualification in punching women? Because that job sounds rad as fuck.

>>26449038
I browse around various forums/ Youtube/ play WoT while I wait, gotta keep myself busy somehow.

>>26449062
I prefer Vocals, Acoustic/Guitar and some Rock renditions myself, listening to one right now though.

>>26449090
Hell Yes.

>>26449107
Academy city. Ask for professor Touman of punchanomics.

>>26449090

You let out a breath as you hear the loud clang-clatter of the iron pipe as it falls to the floor - followed immediately by Sabrina screaming in pain. You turn to face her - and she's holding up her arms, shrieking at the bloody, gushing stumps where her hands had been. Her fingers, sliced perfectly through the first and middle knuckles, litter the floor by her feet like discarded cigarette butts.

"MARY! M-MARY, HELP ME--" She screams again, but you're laughing now as you move. You don't even feel the weight of what's left of the armor now - all you feel is the air rushing past you as you slip past the hysterical Sabrina once more, both your blades coming alive in your hands, creating glowing moon crescents as what little light in the room catches them in mid-stroke.

You let out another breath as Sabrina's scream intensifies - followed by the sound of her body falling to the ground in a wet, sick squelch. Followed yet again by two more softer, smaller impacts. Her legs, cut off at mid-thigh, falling after you've sliced their owner off of them.

You're not too sure when you finally turned around to look at your handiwork, but when you did, Sabrina had stopped screaming. Armless and legless, she lies on her back in a pool of her own blood. Her eyes, blank and staring upwards into the ceiling, is wet with tears - while she murmurs a single name over and over again.

"M-Mary. Mary. Mary. Mary...Mary, please save me.."

You let both blades fall from your hands, and you take the collar from your mouth. Stepping over to the limbless Sabrina, you look down on her, your eyes narrowed.

Looks like she's harmless for now...but you're not through with her yet, are you?

[]Mount and punch. Give this bitch a lesson.
[]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

>>26449124
[X]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

>>26449124
>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

>>26449124
>[]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

Imgladthatsover.jpg

>>26449124
[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

>>26449124
>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.
Can't really make Kirika too proud of us.

>>26449124
>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

>>26449124
>[X]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

we want out of this shit hole, punching this bitch isn't going to make that time come any faster.

also, it's not really her fault is it?

>>26449124
>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.
"Ok, sweetheart, stay still, let me put this collar on you, and we can get Mary for you, then we can fix you legs and arms. Sorry it came to this."

>>26449124
>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

And then when her powers ebb, give her a hug and calm her down.

>>26449124
>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

No need to be that much of a bitch.

[X] Shit, fuck, you need her alive. Collar her before she bleeds out and call Malal.

[X]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

one solid punch to knock her unconscious, collar her, tell Malal it's done, heal her up.

>>26449143
True.
We should be punching the person responsible for incarcerating her instead of just putting her down.
Let's ask Mary and/or Amber who that was.

>>26449124
>[]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

"She already saved you."

>>26449124
[x]We said it's collaring time, and we meant it. Put it on her. We're not Kirika.

>>26449124
[X] You've done enough. Collar her and call in Malal.

We don't need a Golden Weapon to fuck people up.

>>26449124
[x]"Shh. Its okay now. You are save, Sabrina. Mary will come see you in a few minutes."
[x] Just put the Collar on her.
[x] Sit down beside her and wait for Malal and the rest.

... how the fuck has she not witched out? Where is she getting Grief Seeds?

>>26449124
>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

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>>26449124

>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

The longer we prolong this, the more of us will rot away. Finish it now!

>>26449171
>... how the fuck has she not witched out? Where is she getting Grief Seeds?

Good point Anon, I suggest we ask this as soon as we are out of here.

>>26449171
Smile.

>>26449176
What the... why... how... I don't even...

>>26449185
How about taking one ourselves as well?

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>>26449176

Even as a Skeleton Sayaka still manages to look fat.

>>26449124
[X] She's suffered enough. Collar her, call in Malal. This job is done.

>>26449124
[X]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.

We're done here.

>>26449176
Jesus Christ how horrifying.

>>26449208
She's not fat, she's just big-boned.

>>26448517
[x] "Knocking me out, cute. Though thanks for the idea" Snap her neck. Not like it's any big deal for MGs in the long run.

>>26449176
When the hell was Sayaka inflicted with the Darksign?

>>26449124
[X] She's suffered enough

Mary sent me to help you
Once this is on you can go see her.
That's all it ever was going to take

>>26449124
>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.
sooner we're done here the better. And we're still more professional than Kirika, hitting a crippled, sobbing girl is below us.
captcha agrees, "especially iampros"

>>26449171
>>26449185
Until now she was locked in a silent room under anti magic fields

I guess that kept her from witching until now and us checking her soul gem and hitting it with a grief seed will do the same for her current output

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>>26449231

What is wrong with you? Didn`t your parents love you or something?

Do you guys realize we may have saved Sayaka by refusing Pinky's help?
She could have gotten a golden weapon at that time, but with this she may indeed be clean in the present!

>>26449124
>[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. This job is done.
Though we want to hurt her more, her powers are still active and she doesn't need to touch us for them to kill us. Better to just collar her and get it over with.

>>26449161
[x] Seconding this

>>26449270
Yep. I had my doubts about it though. Sadly, Chiaki and the others don't have Sayaka's Wolverine powers,

>>26449270
We may also have screwed her over if she ever witches out. Pinky seems to be able to help with that.

>>26449161
Ooh, I like that line!
[x] This

>>26449124

[ ] Collar her, find the fucking microphone, CALL MALAL

captcha: grace tiiesrr

SEE, EVEN CAPTCHA SAYS TO GIVE HER A BREAK

>>26449124
[x]...She's suffered enough. Collar her, and call Malal in. Then COMPLAIN INCESSANTLY AND BE AN UTTER BITCH. DON'T FORGET TO TELL HER TO SLAP SOME SENSE INTO HERSELF AND WALK IT OFF and that Mary'll be here soon YOU STUPID COW THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT EASIER

well seeing as that was a landslide vote, can I add to it?

give both sayaka and rotty mcrotface a griefseed right the fuck now

>>26449266
That was before we made her travel size. If we weren't so pissed we where in full eversor mode I'd say it'd be IC though.

>>26449270
>>26449286
>>26449295

Or, maybe Decu knew we'd refuse and Pinky gives it to Kirika instead. Just as planned.

>>26449124
>>26449305
[X] Ask Malal for two Grief Seeds. One for you and for Sabrina.

Rolled 1 + 0

top lel

>>26449318
We already have two.

>>26449231
>Not like it's any big deal for MGs in the long run.
Actually it is. The psychosomatic feedback from that kind of death experience is most of the time enough to get an MG to Witch out, unless they're mentally prepared for it.

Urobuchi was actually asked about it in an interview, and he said that unless the Meguca in question understood all of the details of their state, and was mentally prepared for the snap and not needing to breath, their reaction to their 'death' would cause an instant spike in their despair and they'd Witch out.

>>26449317
Well, better Kirika than Blueberry. The former's chunky salsa now and Chiaki has it safe in her Shield.

>>26449304
hi hamsterling

>>26449324
After the shit Sayaka's been through, the least the 8th can do is give her some Grief Seeds on the house.

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>>26449317
>in b4 sudden wave of face-melting despair causing Kirika to have to save us by slicing Sabrina into Panty-sized chunks with corrosion-resistant GOLD SWORD

>>26449325
As Chiaki we've had a pretty consistent "Murder first, interrogate later" policy so I don't think that holds in this universe. There would be a witching out at near every retirement if that did happen.

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Looking at twitter, it is a little disturbing that the huge bitch is the probably the most trustworthy character.

And am I the only who thinks that Hatguy's handwriting is really cute?

>>26449328

Sadly, that wasn't me.

>>26449371
Hat-chan has incredibly cute handwriting

>>26449370
Probably because in this universe most of the Meguca are given a primer on how magical girls and witches work before they contract, so most of them see to already know about the zombie body thing.

But in Sabrina's case, she's gone insane from isolation and is already terrified, so she probably would witch out if we killed her body.

>>26449371
>[HNGGG intensifies]

>>26449360
rip season 2

>>26449370

Most magical girls here have more knowledge of their state. So it should work out like it does normally here not really invalidating the interview.

>>26449124
[x] mount and punch

>>26449124
>collar, rub head
"It'll be all right. Just breathe."

Since we have 2 grief-seeds and look to be done, we should (after actually fastening the collar and ensuring we can call in others) giver her one. We might not even need more than one ourselves, and certainly not so quickly that we can't wait for them to collect another for us.

If I'd not been off eating dinner I would have customed it in time.

>>26449428
We just cut her into bite sized chunks, now is not the time for succor.

>>26449327

The question is - which sword would have been the bigger bitch? Kirika or Blueberry?

>>26449470
Blueberry, hands down. Kirika went apeshit while Chiaki and Sayaka are in a hate-love relationship.

Also, Kyouko wouldn't appreciate Murderface turning her fiancee into a bullet-ridden corpse.

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>>26449371
Midori is olev.

>>26449470
Blueberry would have been a bigger bitch, Kirika is just bugfuck insane.
We're going to need like a month in the silent room to get her under control.

>>26449470
>holding Sayaka sword
>Kyoko tells us to get our hands off her woman.

>>26449470
Kirika is more of an asshole, or just a fucker, really. Sayaka is all annoying, whiny and threatening, but generally doesn't bother following up outside extreme circumstances - total bitch behavior.

>>26449371
These are always adorable, I swear it's scientifically engineered to be so.

>>26449371
do we know that Hatguy is not Hatgirl?

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>>26449470
No contest.

>>26449516

she ended up being a tiny bit less bitchy after shackign up with Kyouko, so...

She's still a btich. Just slightly less so.

>>26449496
Sayaka is the bitch you'd like to have at your side, because bitch all she want, she'd never betray you.

Kirika's the bitch you want 18 feet under after caving her head in with a cannonball.

>>26449513

I'm beginning to wonder

>>26449513
>>26449537
Hatperson has the same gender as Decu.

>>26449513

Hatguy has a gender: Hatguy.

Let's not probe deeper.

>>26449552
That really isn't helping

>>26449552
Moonanite?

>>26449552
Ah, so they're both moon.

>>26449560
>>26449561
Moon flows in their veins. Not sure how that applies to gender.

>>26449561
If by moon you mean not America then yeah

>>26449584
I think you mean Moonahol flows in their veins

>>26449589

America is a gender now?

>>26449597
I meant that you can take a man from the Moon but you can't take the Moon from the man.

>>26449599
America is everything

>>26449608
Can you take the woman from Moon?

>>26449599
It sure is
It covers literally any sexual/gender/species/etc option out there

Moon is different from that which means unspecified because no one needs to know

>>26449584
You expect the lunarians to have the same concept of gender?
The moon hasn't been ruled by a long list of princesses because it's a matriarchy, y'know.

>>26449627
you can take Cliff's check from the government for being crazy from the moon

>>26449627
When in doubt, test it.

>>26449641
>lunarians
They prefer Moonanite, ever since the last Lunar war

>>26449627
Hasn't taking moon women been mans dream since he first look at the heavens?

>>26449657
Man didn't know about the space rabbits back then.

>>26449124
Suffered enough.

post quickly decu the thread is going weird places again

>>26449673

NYAN NYAN

>>26449646
poor cliff...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7b-Zq7UI-4

>>26449683
NYAN NYAN

>>26449683
>>26449690
>>26449693
BECAUSE KYOUKO

>>26449693
NI HAO NYAN

NYAN NYAN

>>26449716

ONE JOB!

>>26449690
>>26449716
DON'T TRY TO HIDE YOUR SHAME

>deleting posts
uh oh

>>26449756
This is the true failure of this summoning ritual.

>>26449747
I waited for two auto-updates and even refreshed the page in another tab before submitting
And yet...

ONE JOB indeed.

>>26449691
wow, I wonder if Decu gets those cheques from the moon government

That terrible summoning ritual killed the whole thread.

>>26449914
Time for a new ritual then.

WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE

>>26449130 >>26449132 >>26449134 >>26449136

As much as you'd like to get back at her...well, kicking people when they're down is more of a Kirika thing, when all is said and done. And you'd like to emulate your direct superior as little as possible, even if you are her prodigy.

Preparing to apply the collar, you spot where she'd kept her Soul Gem - in pendant form, hanging off a silver chain necklace, the gem nearly stained completely black that you can't even tell what its base color is. This you handle first - there's absolutely no sense getting finished off by a Witch when you've done all this work. It takes the best part of the two Grief Seeds to clean it completely, leaving you just enough to clean yours.

...Her Soul Gem color's blue. Same as yours. That's...well, sorta ironic, you guess? Pretty funny, though.

You placed the collar on her after that. The moment it locked into place, it glowed blue - and immediately, the heaviness in the air was lifted. Even Sabrina seemed to relax now, her eyes closed, her breathing deep and regular. She's even snoring now, which makes you want to kick her but not really.

Rest seemed prudent at the moment, but you still need to call them in. Finding the headset was an easy thing, at least - and the moment you place the earbud back into your ear is at the exact moment Malal seems to be reaching her boiling point outside.

"--I don't care what you promised her! You're not getting in there, Springfield! Let Sayaka do her job! I don't know what you think about us in the Ninth, but you asked for this favor and we're seeing it through! So sit your ass down or I'll shut YOU down, I MEAN IT!"

...Whoa. So Malal can get angry too?

You let her go on for a few more moments, before allowing yourself to speak - asking Malal what the hell happened to diplomacy.

[1/2]

>>26449914
It jinxed Decu's flaky internet. Decu robably hasn't even been able to see the fail yet.

>>26449921
WOAH- A SINGLE SENTENCE RITUAL!

>>26449933

Silence, before Malal speaks again. "...Sayaka? I...what happened? Did you get the collar on her now? You disappeared earlier, and then Mary was on the frequency somehow--"

She knocked you out with her pipe, apparently, and stole your headset. But yeah, you got the collar on her. Cleaned her Soul Gem, too.

"Is she immobilized?" Malal asks, her voice scratchy from the beat-up speaker.

You glance over at Sabrina.

...Very immobilized, you reply with a small smile. You then hear Kirika cackle loudly in the background.

"Right. We're sending in a team to get the both of you out of there. Just stay put." A moment more. "Good job, Sayaka. I'm proud of you."

You blink at this. That's...well, that's honestly rare praise, coming from the Culexus. First time she'd said that. It actually made you blush a little.

You murmur something to the effect of 'Roger', before taking off the headset and tossing it onto Sabrina, hitting her in the face. Interrupting her snoring for a bit. You hang your head down as you allow your body to regenerate the damage it's endured slowly, carefully, bit by bit.

...It was probably your imagination, but for that one second, Malal sounded just like Kaneda.

Hah. Right.

Kaneda isn't nearly as much of a tightwad.

. . .

The extraction team came in a few minutes later, lead by Malal herself. It's to note here that she actually asked if you were okay, first, before directing the team to Sabrina. You watched them strap her considerably de-limbed form onto a gurney to wheel her out, while Malal helped you hobble your way out. Apparently Sabrina cracked you in the knee somehow? The adrenalin probably numbed it enough that you could put weight on it.

[2/3]

>>26449940
THAT'S AMORE!

>>26449921
IT WORED

>>26449947
>Kaneda isn't nearly as much of a tightwad.

M-my heart...
Damn it, Decu. ;_;

>>26449947

In any case, you let out another sigh of relief as you finally get out of Sub Zero - and the group that greets you outside the outer entrance is a familiar group, with a few new faces. Kirika is there, along with Amber - Mary's gone and followed the team with Sabrina to their hospital wing or something.

The new faces consist of...well, some chick who's the spitting image of Mary, except paler, with long platinum-blonde hair teased into gothic drills. Probably to match her black frilly loligoth outfit, the sort with white crosses and black silk roses and enough self-delusion to fill three maid cafes.

The other new face is a gloomy sort, with eyebags and brown hair tied into two braided pigtails. Wearing a pink sweater with some sort of checkered design on the chest, and a simple maroon skirt and leather boots. She looks like as if someone had pissed in her tea - or, since this is America, her Big Gulp.

"Hah! Told you Sayaka-chan can handle it!" Kirika elbows Amber in the ribs. "Nice work, prodigy! But, ah, isn't it a bit excessive, giving her the Mitakihara Special on the first date?"

How do you respond?

>>26449979
[x] "She was not cooperating

>>26449979
[x] "She melted my face."

>>26449979
"She melted my face off, I went easy on her"

>>26449979
"She was far gone enough that it was the only way to keep her still long enough to get the collar on her.

Also, she melted my face off. That shit *stings*, you know"

>>26449979
"It was fucking necessary. It was either her out or me the way she played."

>>26449979

"I asked myself 'what would you do in my place' Sensei."

>>26449979
>Mitakihara Special
[x]There's no such thing as Mitakihara Special and I wish this wasn't that face-meltingly hard.

Can we go home, now?

>>26449979
[x] "Of course not, she was being almost as big a bitch as the two of us! Of course, isolation probably had something to do with it, but at a certain point you kind of stop caring about the 'why', and more about the 'fuck off'."

>>26449979

[ ] French Amber. Then cast fist at the pissed-off one.

>>26449979
[x] Not something I thought I'd ever hear from you, Kirika. Are you praising me?

>>26449979
It wasn't my first choice that's for sure.
She put up one hell of a fight, her soul gem was almost gone. Much longer in there and you would have had a witch on your hands instead of a girl with a really shitty result from her wish

>>26449979

[X] "My everything was falling off, if it the situation were any different, I would have gone for her gem. Which, by the way, was 'this' close to witching out."

All these responses.

Reminds me of How-It-Should-Have-Ended of Spiderman... 3, I think?

>"I took a GRENADE to the FACE dude!"

>>26449979

>>26449979
[x] "She was completely uncooperative, and I needed her to stop trying to kill me and to stop moving. It worked, and it's not like Incubators can't regrow limbs easy enough."

>>26449979
[x] "Whose Idea was it to lock that girl up in here for a whole year?"
[x]Wait for an Answer
[x]Sock the responsible person in the fucking face.

Justice served.

>>26450025
Oh man, I just realized, after over a year of despair, Sabrina had some sort of hope powerful enough to keep her from witching out.
I guess the massive silent room helped but if her bond with Mary is that strong, that's really something.

>>26449979
[x]"She almost gave me the US special on my windpipe, and melted off my face and one of my arms. I had to make sure she wasn't going anywhere for a while."

Eye the newcomes warily.

>>26449979
[x]"Well you know, at first I was thinking about her feelings and the perils of living in isolation. All that went out the window around the point where she proved to be gibbering batshit, melted my arm and almost stabbed through my brain with a tire-iron. Why, she was almost a big a bitch as you!"

>>26449052
Oh wow. I didn't even notice.

>>26449979
"Well I TRIED being reasonable. Didn't work, melted my FACE. Hurt like a bitch, too. Not much of a choice there. If I didn't know any better I'd think you were praising me just now."
Look at the new people.. "And who might you be?"

>>26450063
Kind of like Kyouko didn't witch out despite her family murdering each other. Some magical girls are made of stern stuff.

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>>26449589 >>26449599 >>26449619 >>26449635

Stephen Colbert would be proud.


>>26450060
>>26450063

Very good points... We should bring this up.


I also kinda want to be simple and straightforward without any fuss say:

>"She almost KILLED me."

>>26450112
HAW

>>26450112
>not drawing them as moonanites...

>>26450112
>Hahaha!

As expected of Deculture!

>>26450112

excellent my good (wo)man!

>>26450112
HA HA HA!

>>26449979
I had to shut her down, she was about to turn me into blueberry jam.

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>>26450112
FUCKING MOON-PEOPLE!

>>26450093
The human mind is surprisingly strong willed against individual impacts. People can often handle suicides of loved ones relatively well, horrific permanent injuries, terrible loss.

What does cause despair is the continual repeated adversity that does not let up anywhere - compare Kyouko's individual loss of family to Sayaka's discovery of being a lich, Kyuubey torturing her, her lashing out at Madoka, losing whatsisname in a perfect NTR scene, hearing about folks trash-talking women and finally witching out.

>>26449979
Well, I was going to get her out if it cost her an arm and a leg. ...I guess I overcharged.

>>26450134
Continuity. I didn't do it in the first one, I'm not going to do it now.

>>26450112
Hah!

>>26450134
>not appreciating Gorgeous Delicious Deculture in all of his moongendered glory

>>26450112
Last panel should have read "Decu doesn't know either :'D)

>>26450169
now im imagining Ignignokt with Decu's eyes

>>26449979
[x]"Blame whoever didn't tell me she was a CQC expert. Unless that just comes naturally to people who get locked up long enough to go fucking batshit. Because she sure as fuck didn't give me a choice in the matter. She almost had me dead to rights for a moment."
GLARES ALL AROUND.

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>>26450112

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>>26450112
My sides!

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>>26450112

>>26450112
Are there any more of these?

>>26450234
The only other one I've made so far is the weather one. People seem to like them though, so if I get another idea in the future I'll do more.

>>26450248
you should have the moonanites cameo if Decu is delayed because of relatives

>>26450248
Do so, they're good.

>>26450248
love them

>>26450232
lel what?

>>26450248
They're magnificent. Please do.
But then, I wonder where the "Most exciting time of the day" one comes from....

>>26450248
I like them, I think they are funnier than shit.

>>26450446
Whoever wants to do them does them. I made both of the mami ones. There's a specific program, in fact. Search create.swf for more details.

WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE

>>26450166
>>26450093
People are like bottles. They can stand an amazing amount of loss and pressure long as there is enough not-shit time in between for the pressure to drain out. But if you just keep pilling on the shit without any letup, eventually the bottle/person will shatter and you can never put them back together again.

>>26450507
There were Mami ones?

>>26450507
Howly Sheet! Now that's a lot of material... Guess that explains the Touhou hats.

>>26450166
>a perfect NTR scene
c'mon, it wasn't even on her birthday

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>>26450648
Yes.

>>26450700
Or Valentine's Day.

>>26450647
>But if you just keep pilling on the shit without any letup, eventually the bottle/person will shatter and you can never put them back together again.
so just like ghost quest, huh

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>>26450648
There were.

>>26450709
oh god how wonderful

NYAN NYAN?

>>26449989 >>26449999 >>26450001 >>26450079

You manage to frown at Kirika. The hell was she expecting? You actually tried to be reasonable at first, thinking about her feelings and the perils of living in isolation. All that went out the window when she turned out to be gibbering batshit! She nearly cored your skull out with a pipe, and melted your freakin' arm! She even melted HALF your face!

"Ah, it's not so bad. I'm sure Sakura won't even notice." You all but growl at your direct superior, causing her to back up in capitulation - a rare thing. "Whoa, okay, that was out of line, sorry, Sayaka-chan." She recovers here, giving your shoulder a comradely slap. "But yeah, good job! As expected!"

"...Even I have to admit that was pretty hardcore, Sayaka-chan." Amber nods in agreement, smiling rather...well, you'll admit it right now, a bit cutely. "What's the Mitakihara Special, though? Is that kind of Ninth Officio Tradition?"

Kirika guffaws again, as you shake your head. It's one of Kirika's signature moves, you tell her, and one taught to all the Eversors in your Officio. Capturing someone by cutting off their arms first, so they can't fight back, and then their legs, so they can't run.

"...Hardcore." Amber says again, breathy in admiration. You snort at this, before jerking your head towards the new faces. Who the hell are they?

At being referred to, it's then that Mary's Goth Version smiles. A small, polite, I'm-Better-Than-You-In-Every-Way-And-Also-Rich smile. "I was beginning to think that we were simply background characters in this little scene, Miki Sayaka-san." You blink as she speaks in effortless Japanese, with just the barest hint of an accent.

"Before we introduce ourselves, though, please let me be the first to say that we cannot possibly express how grateful we are." She dips slightly in a graceful curtsey. "Sabrina has been hurting for a very long time, but we might be able to give her a life again, thanks to you."

[1/2]

>>26450709
>>26450723
being mumi is suffering

>>26450815

...Well. It's nothing, really. It was stupid of them to try and contain her this long, though. They should've--

"--Killed her?" She finishes for you, taking the words out of your mouth, her crimson eyes staring into yours. "Yes. We did think about granting her that mercy. But my sister - I'm sure you've met her earlier - she was adamant that we do not give up hope. That doing such a thing would be tantamount to surrendering, betraying Sabrina's trust in us to save her. You were our very last hope, Miki Sayaka-san, you must see that. Doing this for us...you have our eternal gratitude for it."

"Goodness, she likes to hear herself talk." Malal quietly voxes to you, and you can't help but agree. But...well, at least what she's saying means something good to both your Officios.

"Ah, but where are my manners?" The platinum-blonde girl shakes her head, before bowing with a flourish. "I am - as you may have already seen from my aura - the Equerry of the Eighth Officio, and the Undisputed Queen of Gold Shibuya. I am..." She pauses here for dramatic effect, looking up and smiling, before opening her mouth to finish her introduction. Unfortunately--

"--Alice Nightblossom. Eats mostly cake. Shits mostly lace."

You turn away and press your face into the curved surface of Malal's shoulder guard, muffling your laughter as Alice starts to scold her gloomy companion.

Aura readings? Gold Shibuya? H-hahaha. What the fucking hell is up with this Officio?

"...The Nightblossom thing was a joke." Alice says after a moment, pouting. "Wendy's an asshole. Ignore her."

...Ah. So the other one's named Wendy. Okay.

[2/3]

>>26450833

"Well, with that aside--" Another flourish of her frilled sleeves, making you think weirdly about those costumed heroes in television having to act out their speech since their faces are concealed under helmets. "--Please, Miki Sayaka-san, allow us to display our gratitude in a material fashion. Amber has heard of your prowess with the sword - and as such, I commissioned her to fashion you a blade worthy of your skill as a samurai."

Is this bitch for real or what.

"You will accept, of course?" Alice finishes her flowery, over-elaborate speech with a question.

How do you respond?

>>26450865
[x] "Yeah, sure. No strings attached, right?"

>>26450865
[x] "What kinda sword is it?"

>>26450865

[x] This should be good. Yes.

>>26450865
Well I can generate them as needed but I do appreciate a good non magical sword