Last Time! Tripping Balls! Surprises! Presents! Parties! Super Mask!

"Lelouch, man, I'm touched. Thanks," you say as you hug the mask to your chest.

"Um, yeah. I'm glad you like it," he says as he pulls his phone back out, checks it, fusses with it for a bit, and puts it back away. you barely notice however, since you are too busy donning your new magnificence.

"Um, Kallen," Suzaku asks as he walks up. "Euphie would like to chat with you, since you're my classmate and all. She's not allowed to leave that table since, you know..."

"Oh, of course... um Nick?"

"It's cool, I can wheel myself around for a bit. I'll swing by in a bit, you don't have to be tied to me because of this whole thing," you say just before you spot Ohgi.

And so you split from Kallen, to find adventure on your own.

Ohgi is rather gloomy, nursing a cheap beer by himself, and scowls when you roll up next to him. "Hey man, how you doing? Haven't seen you in a while," you ask.

"I nearly died from that you know... you could have visited."

"Heyyy, sorry about that, but I really thought you were fine, you look fine now!"

"You trusted her too right? You really thought she wouldn't betray us..."

"Yeah, I really did, but things changed..."

"Get the hell away from me," he demands as he stares into his drink.

"I'll take care of that," C.C. says as she walks up behind you. "How you doing Nick?" she asks as she leans down and slides a hand down your chest. "New mask?"

[]Response?

Sorry for the delay, had to help my buddy move some undesirables out of his pub

Good to go now, despite severe sleep deprivation stemmed only by a two hour power nap and half a liter of tea

>>26469895
reposting the reply from last thread

"Thanks to this man I hear. So, shall you drink champagne with me now? Lulu has a better supplier that I, and our holiday was so rudely interupted... That being said, I do owe Kallen a date so try not to waver too far...

My god, how are you still functioning? I thought you would have eventually called it after I signed out during the DJ competition last night. Not that I'm complaining of course.

>>26469895
>>26469919
Going to go with what the Fleet Admiral said before the thread went on hiatus.

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>>26469935
Trust me, I've done this before. As long as I keep busy I barely notice it at all.

Just gotta keep moving, can't stop here. I'm sure you know where I am.

>>26469919
Yeah, pretty much that response.

>>26469895
tonight is a night for bad decisions, let's flirt. Who's with me?

>>26469919
This works

We should totally be trying to get Ohgi off his depressing ass and on to the dance floor. He's too good of a man to drink himself into oblivion. Hahahaha, I still hate canon Ohgi.

>>26469989
yep yep and ype

>>26469989
If I weren't in my lab and posting on my mobile I'd be posting that gif of Gypsy Danger holding that stop sign right now.

>>26469895
>>26469935

Well, I'm voting in support of this.
>>26469919

>>26470009
Lets get him a nice indian woman. He seems to enjoy delicious brown anyway.

Poor oghi, i do feel sorry for him, we'll need someone else to talk to him about how he got played (since we mistrusted her from the start)

>>26469989
Come on, man. We JUST had our FIRST KISS, and you want to ruin everything when it looks like Kallen is angling for more?

Nick has a really good chance of saying goodbye to his future as a wizard, and you want to screw that up?

>>26470115
Lets not go for that tonight, but instead offer cuddles at night. Shes been by our bedside who knows how long, so she'll be wsnting our bodyheat again tonight.

Also Bathe. 30 Hours guys.

>>26469989
Uh...
While on the one hand I want to say no entirely, Nick has been drinking AND he's short of blood. And even if he wasn't... dat immortal ass.
Still gonna say no, mind you, because Kallen's ass is so sweet that we defeated our crippling injuries to kiss her.

Alright, tallying and writing now

>>26470152
>Also Bathe. 30 Hours guys.
I'm guessing we were sponge-bathed.

>>26470207
But what about our trademark shampoo, lorial for NEETs?

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>>26470082
here you go

>>26469989

I agree.. I've spoken ill of C.C. in the past however.. we've had a few drinks, it's our birthday, and we've had a good amount of gentlemanly intimacy with her..
We already told her that we would grant her wish.. Besides, I'm still a little iffy on Kallen what with being in high school and all.

Oh yeah, and what kind of Outfit is C.C. wearing now? It'd be hilarious if she wear wearing her outfit that's a cross between a maid and a viatnamese hooker..

>>26470264
I think if we steal both of Lelouch's women, he might Geass someone into killing us.

>>26470288

Lelouch's only woman is Nunalee.

Dat sister complex.

>>26470288
He still has whatsherface from school.

>>26470318

True, Shirley and maybe Euphie if he decides to screw over Suzaku.
Lelouch has a lot of women in his life..

Speaking of which, has the identity of Zero been revealed? You know, because Villetta went turncoat on us and all..

>>26470343
Our news spin guy would know... wherever the fuck he is.

>>26470318
Oh shit I totally forgot Shirley is alive and not mindfucked.
We should tell Lelouch to go see her.

>>26470362
Ahhh, you're right! We really need more Diethard in this shit. That guy was interesting to see in the course of the show, as small as his role had been.

"Thanks to this man I hear. So, shall you drink champagne with me now? Lulu has a better supplier that I, and our holiday was so rudely interrupted... That being said, I do owe Kallen a date so try not to waver too far..."

"How bold. Maybe you should drink more often Nick," C.C. says as she pushes you away from Ohgi. "And I'm actually Lelouch's supplier. He's still just a minor and really has no idea on the matter. He probably doesn't even know there is a difference between a Red and a Rosé."

"Well, I think it's wasted on him at the moment, because he's sitting alone with a bottle and a phone."

"It's probably that girl from his school, but that's his problem, now isn't it?" she says, sitting down on a bench in the corner with you.

"And here I thought you'd care a bit more about our poor leader," you comment, swirling your drink around before sipping it. Tamaki is playing pretty good music actually, not as good as your choices, but is keeping the place alive. With the lights dimmed however, it's getting pretty hard to see. You can't quite make out what C.C. is wearing, but it seems to be some kind of dark dress, rather than her usual attire..

"He is showing no promise of fulfilling his contract with me, I fear I misjudged him gravely. You however, made your own contract with me, did you not? It is time we spoke of that, especially now that your Geass has activated permanently."

[]So I need to get back to Kallen
[]Say Something
[]Scout the party and listen to her
[]Other

>>26470414
>[x]So I need to get back to Kallen
>[x]Say Something
"C.C., it's my birthday. Business can wait for one day, can it not? Mayhaps you should take to the dance floor and enjoy the moment. I've a lovely lady to see. We can speak more later about the contract.

And really, never count Lelouch out of anything, even if it is fulfilling your contract."

>>26470414
Gentlemen, we may have to find a way to get Shirley out of the picture so Lelouch can fucking focus.

Anyway.. Scout the party as we listen to her, and say..
"Indeed, Lelouch seems to have gotten carried away with everything else.. It was that way with the original scenario as well.. Which we are very far from. Though you say 'Especially now?' Why would the permanence of my geass change what I've promised you?"

>>26470515
This seems reasonable.

>>26470414
>[x]Say Something
"Ah yes. Lelouch didn't do too much to uphold his part in the Scenario, either.
"Are you talking about going to Kamine Island? Because that is where V.V. wanted me to go, and so might have the key to what you want."

Don't blow her off too hard or anything gents. I'm off to the bank, hold the fort down without me.

Can I get a tolerance roll from everyone?

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>>26470673

Rolled 79

>>26470673
Oh gawd

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>>26470673
Rollin'

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>>26470673

Iron Liver

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>>26470673
Ballin', 40 in my hand, slammin' wit C.C like NBA Jam

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>>26470699
Good job

>>26470699
Tolerant as fuck.

Rolled 32

Vote seems to be for continuing the conversation and trying to be noncommittal to flirtation kinda deal

writing now

>>26470793
Oh god what was that roll for.

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>>26470819
Erection... Jelousy... Seduction??
I get the feeling that C.C. knows about Kallen.. And doesn't care..

>>26470819
Ohgi's current drink to tears ratio.

His drink is currently 32% drink to 68% tears

>>26470819
I have a feeling it was C.C.'s tolerance

also, I have to say, I'm glad to see you continued with this CA, and I apologize for my previous rudeness

>>26470875

We need to find him a nice japanese girl.. failing that? Chinese..

>>26470910
Agreed. Poor Ohgi

>>26470910
Being Meta Game Quest Ohgi is suffering.

>>26470673

Oh boy

>>26470910
We should hook Oghi up with the Chinese Empress. Emperor Oghi.

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>>26470673

>>26470961

Dude!
She's like... 10 or something!

Even when Zero was doing it, it was purely political.. I don't think Ohgi would qualify for even that.

>>26470979
Yeah, but Oghi's too much of a bitch to do anything before she's, like, 25. So nbd.

>>26470979
All voting to make Ohgi the next prime minister?

>>26471039
Declare Ohgi emperor when no one is watching.

>Critical Success Liver

"Indeed, Lelouchs eems to have gotten carried away with everything else... It was taht way with the original scenario as well, which we are very... very far from. Though you say 'Especially now'? Why would the permanence of my Geass change what I've promised you?"

C.C. twirls her hair around her finger for a moment before responding, "It has to do with Kamine Island. We'll have to head there tomorrow, and the more in tune with your geass you are, the better. I assume you know, but the other side of the gate does not quite follow these laws of existence, and everything will work smoother this way. There would have been some problems otherwise."

You take a moment to focus your eyes on her, drifting into her eyes before clearing your mind. "V.V. will be there, waiting for me. I killed his agents, but that probably won't stop him for long. I'm sure that he'll be the bigger issue."

C.C. frowns. "V.V. is just a boy playing at a game. He may have discovered a thing or two that I don't know yet, but he is of no consequence."

You chuckle and toast your drink to yourself, even though it means taking your mask off. It really should have one of those astronaut drinking straws to use. Oh my God. It has one. "He's not a boy any more. I aged the hell out of him, so I highly recommend not doing your fancy pants mind meld unless you want to die." You explain as you finagle the tip of the straw into your drink.

"Me? The Immortal Witch? Die? Who do you think you are? A knight? A demon perhaps?"

"C.C., I've told you, I am No One, and that's been working out quite well for me," you say with a smile on your mask.

"Tomorrow then. You'll discover your true purpose, and will fulfill my contract in Lelouch's stead?"

"Sounds like a plan to me."

"Well then, happy birthday Nick."

[]Too Intimate, flee
[]Say something
[]See what happens

[]Get another drink for the Liver of Iron
[]Get some water

>>26471090
Whater ever else we may choose
>[x] water
It enables us to drink more later

>>26471090
[x]See what happens
[x]Get some water
Water's needed for the catalytic conversion that alcohol undergoes in the body, after all.

>>26471090
See what happens and get some water.

Do we really want to become an immortal being? Remember, to be CC is suffering

>>26471263
If being ohgi is suffering, and being cc is suffering, then does that make ohgi with code a suffering event horizon?

>>26471108
>>26471121
Liver-of-Iron

>>26471090
Get another damn drink and see where this goes.
>>26471263
True, though it's a good solution if we never want to die... I say we take V.V.'s code and just be immortal with C.C.
I mean... Kallen... but.. Immortality with Best Girl.. hnnng..

>>26471090
Flee and
[]Get some water

>>26471303
cc is best girl i agree, however the quest seems to have gone for kallen.

DAMN THEM ALL

>>26471333

Judging by what she's doiing with us, all is not lost. Though we'll have to break the heart of a pilot if C.C. decides she's not into being a mistress.

>>26471303
>>26471333
We be immortal with Kallen to start, and when she passes C.C. Is there to help us get over her.

>>26471301
That is so twisted and cruel

i love it

>>26471368
If we do that, C.C. will feel scorned.

>Do you even a woman's heart?

>>26471351
Would likely heavily damage our standing with the black knights

There is nothing saying we can't be bros wit c.c.

>>26471384
Doubtful. We've won battles, turned the tides. It might be a scandal among them though I doubt they'd be all like "YOU HURT KALLEN! GET OUUUUT!"
Man, we secured victory in like two major battles, and put our own damn self on the line.

>>26471372
Ohgi's Geass, makes others feel despair in relation to predefined subjects

>>26471412
I said damage, not completely ruin. Our victories speak for themselves, but they would also think we are a bit of a dick, which is not really a good thing.
And how do you think kallen would react? She acts impulsively at the best of times. And it would reduce the ammount that we could rely on her personally in battle.

>>26471090
[x] see what happens
[x] get water

>>26471420

Speaking on that...
Why didn't C.C. ever pass out more Geass among the black knights?
I'm sure kallen would REALLY appreciate a precognition, Time-stop, or all-seeing-eye Geass..

Kallen with Wrath's eye would be dope as fuck. See ALL of the enemy's movement's with perfect precision and react so long as her body could keep up.
>>26471457
True.. In a way, I almost now want to see Nick take a dynamic turn for power-hungry.. and maybe a little bit evil...
Perhaps spurned on by Kallen's death?

>>26471511
It would have been interesting if we had gone the other direction at the start and had sided with britannia.

See what happens eh?

Writing~

>>26471547
Kallen's going to stomp up to us and fight with C.C.?

>>26471547
Oh god why have we done this. Whyyyy

>>26471546

Lelouch would have been royally fucked. All we would've had to do is unmask him from the get-go..

Then again, that'd be boring.. I think we would've let him amass some sort of power and worked to usurp the royalty while they're going crazy over the black knights.. As an Asplund, we could've worked direvtly with Camalot and given Suzaku the exact information he'd need to put the best hurt on Zero..
>>26471571
Let's see what happens..

>>26471571
>>26471592
Unlikely, would be far to cruel. A brief misunderstanding? Maybe. But I think kallen trusts us at least enough for this situation.

>>26471625
I certainly hope so. We me be more than a little buzzed, but scuttling the already well-established relationship with Kallen would be sort of out of character.

>>26471662
We have an established relationship with both of them. It's only a bit more... "sort of" for C.C.

>>26471511
For that to happen, Kallen would first have to die. But if that happens I could totally see Nick doing that... probably after a return to NEETdom for a while at least.

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>>26471702
We smoozed with her about wine, once. Not much of a relationship there.

>>26471726
Apparently, flirting with C.C. and potentially torpedoing our chances of Nick getting laid with Kallen.

>>26471733

At that point she became interested.
I recall that when we spoke to her before the battle, we also spoke to her about her contract and our intent to fulfill that. Her contract being her wish...

And by canon, it's surmised that her wish is not really to die, but to be loved for who she really is, as her geass had made all who set eyes upon her fall in love.

>Budding relationship with an immortal, centuries old witch is thus established because Zero has a sister complex and Shirley isn't mindfucked.

"Yeah, funny how this all lined up with things. Never would have imagined I'd have a birthday like this. I really don't know what to make of it."

"You certainly knew what to do with Kallen, didn't you Birthday Boy?" she asks as she slides forward. You quickly drink down the last of your drink. Four drinks down in under an hour, good job.

"Well you know, I was just going with the flow and what not. Just like in my anime, right?"

"A romantic, are you?" she asks, brushing her hair back behind her ear.

"Um... C.C.? What are you doing?" you ask as she leans onto your wheelchair and smiles.

"Oh? Don't you want a present from me?"

"Uh, Kallen, drinking, things," you stammer out as your heart rate doubles. Panic mode, active.

You lock up as she puts her hands on either side of your mask and smiles, leaning in so slowly. She disengages your mask as you try to sink into your wheelchair, but just when you think she is going to take it off, she stops, leans in, and kisses your mask.

Brain, this is Brain. Critical System Overload. Rebooting in 5.

"What did you think was going to happen, huh? Nemo?" she asks with a laugh and a smile as she slides back to her seat to twirl her hair some more. "You going to keep telling me that you're this mysterious masked man?"

[]Wait for Brain to finish Rebooting
[]Say something
[]Screw the water, get another drink
[]Flee to Kallen
[]Other

>>26471796
>[x]Wait for Brain to finish Rebooting
>[x]Flee to Kallen
Ideally while panicking and stammering something about thanking her for the birthday present.

Oh, and please roll me a certain self control

>>26471796
Abort. Abort. Abort. Flee to Kallen.

>>26471785
Well, if we become immortal too then we can love Kallen first because her time will be fleeting and then turn our undivided affections upon CC

Hell, the three of them could become fast friends and that opens doors to loving them both at the same time. Being poly is totally okay.

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>>26471830
TIME FOR THE TRIPLE CRIT FAIL

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>>26471796
>[x] Sat something
"It's worked well for me thus far. And I believe that's my cue to go find kallen."
>[x] Other
To give up on the water now would be to admit defeat. Then find kallen.

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>>26471830
We have a MIND LIKE A FORTRESS

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>>26471828
>>26471796
seconding, in this case we hope for the spaghetti to flow

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>>26471830
We will not succumb, temptress!

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>>26471830
dammit, you and your lock-ins

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>>26471796

>Do not wait for brain to finish rebooting.

Gentlemen, it is time to spaghetti everywhere. If you'd like to dissuade C.C. now would definitely be the time to let panic-mouth run.

"I'm, I'm definitely a masked man, a man that's been unmasked, and you know.. You.. You.. I don't know what to do with you.. Why are you doing this to me? "

Look around for Kallen, if she's not in sight, stay. If she is, edge away, but don't blow of C.C. entirely. That'd be rude, and she's a lady after all.

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>>26471830
>>26471874
We got this

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>>26471895

>>26471796
Well with a roll like this...>>26471874
Seconding this >>26471859

>>26471895
You utter fool

>>26471918
it's outside the roll range

>>26471934
This pleases Bison

Good job on the roll, less spaghetti that way

Please roll for tolerance again.

>>26471874
Son, I am proud

>>26471895
YOU! Go to your corner and think about what you've done!

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>>26471942

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>>26471942
OUR LIVER IS LIKE OUR WILL OF IRON

>>26471942
IRON LIVER GO

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>>26471942
They will sing tales of our liver

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>>26471963
Roll 2: Electric Bugaloo

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>>26471963
now that's impressive

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>>26471942
Hooooly shiiiit all these checks!

>>26471985
Questing on phone is suffering

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>>26471997
For people who can afford internet, maybe.

>>26471997
If you are on android, download Chant

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>>26471942

About damn time you didn't crit succeed your liver.

Now let's have some fun

Writing, but anything you want to say to Euphie or Suzaku?

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>>26472115
"Suzaku, Knucks"

>>26472115
"So how's my favorite interracial couple?"

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>>26472136
Yes. I wholehartedly support that along with "Suzaku, Knucks"
>>26472115

>>26472115
"Y'know, it may be the alcohol talking, but you two look grrreeeaaaat together. Now if you'll excuse me I have to navigate my way back to a lovely lady while I've still got more blood in me than alcohol."

>>26472128
>>26472136
>>26472179
>>26472173


>>26472115
C-C-Combo-Breaker!

>crit succeed pants
>no crit for the liver

"And that I'm afraid, is my cue to leave and return sober."

C.C. frowns and slumps a bit. "Gee Nemo, and I thought I was being the tease."

"I'm obligated to go see my lovely lady in red you see, and some water. Water is a good idea now," you explain as you wheel away from her.

"Tomorrow then, or perhaps I'll see more of you tonight." Her grin is worrisome, but Kallen is more so.

"Hopefully I don't make an ass out of myself," you say with a laugh as you spin around. You swing by the bar station to grab a bottle of water, and find Kallen still sitting with Euphie and Suzaku. "Suzaku! Knucks."

He stares at your raised fist until Euphie nudges him under the table and he slowly raises his own to bump against yours. "So, how's my favorite interracial couple."

Euphie blushes immediately and Suzaku is at a loss for words, maybe not the best choice of words. "They're your favorite?" Kallen asks, glaring at you.

"Stop drinking Nemo, you're drunk," Suzaku commands, turning his back on you.

"I'm already on water, and I've only had three drinks... and a shot," you explain as best you can.

"We're doing quite well over here. It's so nice to see people happy like this," Euphie says, although you can taste her trained, political tone.

Kallen is still glaring at you, and Lelouch seems to be slowly walking over, flipping his phone around in his hand.

[]Say Something
[]Ask for a dance
[]Find someone else
[]Wait it out
[]Other

>>26472387
>[x]Wait it out
Lelouch seems to want something

>>26472387

Call Lelouch over, let's see if this shitstorms or if Euphie brings Suzaku around.
I'd also like to ask how long the Princess will be staying with us. It's not proper to keep her as a hostage, what with the Parlay. And doubtful that Suzaku would want her staying against her will.

>>26472387
"But seriously, Princess, we didn't bring you along so you could coo over the choice of wallpaper; I believe Suzaku would agree with me when I say we've brought you here for your opinions and not any made-up looks- but the dress is still a nice touch."

whisper to Kallen when you have a moment "Honey, I can't like the couple I'm part of, that'd be vain; unless you like vanity, of course, then I'll be your prima dona"

>>26472387
>[]Ask for a dance
"Of course, when we are assumed to be the best, Kallen? Now, would you do me the honor and pleasure of a dance?"

>>26472387
Wait it out and try to look like a sad puppy dog that is really really sorry

>>26472495
Is our body up for dancing?

>>26472387
"Kallen, you ever hear of power rankings? It's probably just the alcohol running through my system right now, but let me elaborate.

In my rather sore head I have Suzaku and Euphie here in 'Favorite' tier. Us, on the other hand, I've got in 'The Stuff of Legends' tier.

Now, I've got it in my mind to put on a certain jazz cover of a certain Daft Punk song in my head and show you I'm not only good at acting like an idiot, but I don't much want to flop around like a fish out of water with my buzz.

So, why don't we enjoy each other's company and see what is worrying ol' capitan over there?"

>>26472521
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO, WE CAN LEAVE OUR FRIENDS BEHIND. BECAUSE OUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE THEN THEY AIN'T NO FRIENDS OF MINE!

>>26472521
Of course it's not. But asking for a dance could get Kallen to realize we are REALLY drunk, and drag us off to bed.

>>26472526
>>26472483
>>26472387
mix-n-match

>>26472559
>>26472495
>>26472387
>>26472562
Adding it to my vote tower

writing now

"Euphie, I know you wanted to watch the festivities, but you are still a Princess of the enemy. I think it's about time you and Suzaku head back to your rooms. Someone will be getting out of hand soon and I'd rather nothing happen to you," Lelouch explains as he walks up, dragging a folding chair over to sit on.

"Since when do you drink so much Lelouch? I never imagined you'd end up like this when we were kids," Euphie asks, pointing to the empty champagne bottle.

Lelouch hefts up the bottle, twirling it around to watch the dregs spin. "Since... You know, there's been a lot of stress lately."

"You've been on your phone this entire time, who's on the other side?" she asks as you slide up next to Kallen to whisper to her.

"Kallen, sorry for the misunderstanding just now since I was merely being polite. Euphie and Suzaku, they're great together. But that's measurable. Me? You? Surpassing the limitations of heaven itself. Have no doubt."

"So what were you doing over there with C.C.?"

At a loss for words, you take off your mask and smile, hoping for her to smile back.

"No one. No one is on the other side, else I would have gotten a response. But I'm sure you'll have your fun with my personal life when I have Suzaku rescue you," Lelouch says as he shoves his phone back in his pocket. You grimace and pull away from that tangle of snakes as Euphie and Suzaku try to suppress their laughter.

"Hey, Kallen, would you care for a dance? There''s a certain song or two I've been waiting to hear."

[]Get Lucky
[]Digital Love
[]Other

Please roll for suaveness

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>>26472889
[x]Digital Love
Maybe Get Lucky as a second dance.

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>>26472889
>[]Digital Love

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>>26472930
>>26472919
>>26472889
what they said
>hope not to spaghetti
>spaghetti all over
>and by spaghetti, I mean blood and internal organs

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>>26472889
Digital love and then finish off with the jazz cover of Something About Us.

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>>26472743
Digital love

>>26472970
Yeah, hopefully none of our spaghetti guts

>>26472983
>>26472889
that's right we can instinctively dance to jazz now

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>>26472889
>[x]Digital Love
Please don't fail us, dice.

>>26472919
And not a single jimmy was rustled that day

>>26473017
That we can, so why not take advantage of that to finish things off strong? Still though, quite a mystery of the universe that.

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>>26473026
I am always rustled. It is a burden upon my very soul... and jimmies.

Welp, fucking dice man. Fucking dice

writing now

>>26473083
It appears that killing Frank has corrected certain social deficiencies. Like we absorbed some of his charm.


Are we Megaman?

>>26473083
Given that a one-in-six chance is about 17%, I'm not surprised, especially since we've gotten quite a few crit nullifications lately.

It's a different sort of equilibrium.

>>26473117
The hell'd we get from Rolo then?

>>26473120
Indeed. We get the crits when we don't exactly need them, and fail when we do need them. Truly the dice gods work in mysterious ways

>>26473134
Heart disease

But don't worry, Lelouch's son from the future will come back to cure you

>>26473134
Satisfaction?
Or maybe we kill Shirley.

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>>26473134

>>26472919
Get Lucky sounds a little presumptuous for it's lyrics.
Something about Us has that strong message of "I Need you more than anything in my life.", and it's full of spaghetti

>>26473197
and we can dance to it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7gqHni_NpQ

>Crit succeed

"The one legged cripple wants to dance?"

"They rebuilt me, they had the technology to make me stronger, better, more badass," you say as you push out of your wheelchair and offer her your hand. You manage to share a look with Tamaki and he knows.

"Do you even know how to dance?" she asks as she takes your hand and stands up. You grin as blood tries to displace the alcohol from your brain. "Can't imagine you go out dancing on your weekends."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjli3hj0ZkM

"My life has certain perks you know," you answer as you sweep her out into a clearing and let loose. Something takes charge in your mind. Perhaps the booze, perhaps not, but it is certainly not you who's able to coordinate public dancing with a girl. It's not quite as good as if it were to jazz, but it's certainly enough to impress. The song is nearly over now.

[]Another song
[]Kiss and Time Skip
[]What's the worst that one more drink could do?
[]Other

>>26473251
>Another Song
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7gqHni_NpQ

>>26473251
What's the worst that one more drink could do?

>>26473251
>>26473287
>[x]Another song
Jazz powers, activate?

>>26473251
>[]Kiss and Time Skip
Let's not push our luck.

>>26473251
>>26473287
Seconding Nixon.

>>26473287
>>26473313
>>26473251
Thirding, if only to see if we crit fail. Because that would be hilarious.

>>26473369
Oh, you definitely. If we have to roll for this there is no doubt in my mind that we will finally crit fail and spill our spaghetti.

>>26473383
THE SPHAGHETTI MUST FLOW

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>>26473383
>>26473369
Let Fly The Penguins Of Chaos

>>26473383
Actually, thinking about it, lets aim for a regular fail. A crit fail would be absolutely awful

Well, since you all seem to want it, please roll for endurance.

This next update will be in a bit though, my tea guy needs me to run to the farmer's market for him real fast. Sorry.

>>26473439
>aim
>implying we can hit anything accurately with these dice

>>26473439
You say that as if we have any control over what we get, comrade. The dice will do as they will and we mortals may only watch and either yell in jubilation or cry in rage.

Rolled 57

>>26473470
Rolling to fucking ace this shit. OPTIMISM POWERS ACTIVATE

Rolled 67

>>26473470
RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAH! SHIIIIIINIIIIINING DANCE MOOOOOOOVES!

Rolled 72

>>26473470

Rolled 52

>>26473481
>>26473470
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgEnsTQwZW4

Rolled 74

>>26473470
>the spaghetti train is here. you cannot stop it

Rolled 27

>>26473470
Please, wounds, don't open up

>>26473514
Here's hoping that a 74 and whatever bonuses we get from our eldritch jazz dance moves gets us to ace this.

Rolled 28

>>26473470
Now it's time to remember that we're actually a NEET!

>>26473542
CA mentioned before that only crits matter

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Would you like to reroll?

It's not like you don't have a surplus of plot armor at the moment

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>>26473780

>>26473780
I'm guessing that you don't want us to spend the next arc spamming rerolls because of unlucky crits.

>>26473827
well, at the rate you're going, you won't have to reroll because you'll just win everything anyways

>>26473875
You know you want success, you tsundere you.

>>26473875
I almost want to if only so we can spaghetti at the absolute hardest. But no.

>>26473780
A reroll would give the dice gods to begin spaghettipocalypse. I won't give them that satisfaction. Voting against. Obligatory: fuck you you mutant cat.

>>26473875
boo hoo, we've suffered through the fails, you can suffer through the success

besides, we didn't crit at all, so you basically get to write whatever you want that isn't abominable failure

You grin and wait for the encore, dancing your best yet. Then the booze starts to get to you. The whole dance floor is spinning, everyone's faces have turned into blurry spectres, and you know you have to end things quickly. You grab Kallen and go in for the final kiss, but there's a problem.

She's a log. You've been duped! All the Black Knights are ninjas and that water bottle was poisoned! You're under attack!

[]Radiant Knee!
[]Potato

>>26473977
[x] Potato

Oh we will all fry together when we fry.
We'll be french fried potatoes by and by.
There will be no more misery
When the world is our rotisserie,
Yes, we will all fry together when we fry.

>>26473977
>[x]Potato
I find myself doubting the seriousness of this, but on the off chance we fucked our brain out with Lloyd's LSD machine I don't think that firing a Radiant Knee anywhere is a good idea.

>>26473977
Oh come on, a Naruto plot line?
>[x] potato
At least this way we won't accidentally hurt someone.

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>>26473977
>>26474006
>>26474010

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>>26473977

...riiight.

...


writing...

>>26474025
Well, I'm glad you've appeared again.

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>>26474020
>implying I wasn't playing along

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>>26474059
the picture is fitting because you missed my point entirely, you dense motherfucker

>>26474020
What?

I just remembered that I forgot to play Lehrer for a significant amount of this quest.

>>26474025
>>26473977
why don't the trips match?

>>26474025
Radiant knee! Fun times with the sparky thing!

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>>26474079

>>26474115
Because this is an insanity effect. Now wake up, we must obtain the Tome of Eternal Darkness as soon as we can. The stars are aligning and soon the ancients will awaken.

This can't really be happening!

Only one of them is the real CA.

>No crit

"One more before I pass out, eh?" you offer as you signal Tamaki.

"Sounds good Nick."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7gqHni_NpQ

Your innate knowledge of jazz dance kicks in as you sweep her into your arms. And all too fast you find your legs giving out, the exertion simply too much. Gasping for air as you laugh, you stagger back and collapse into your wheelchair with Kallen in your lap and your fingers entwined. You manage to kiss her again as you roll away.

[]Let's have a drink, shall we?
[]I should get back to the ICU
[]Kallen's room
[]Other

>>26474202
>[x]I should get back to the ICU
>[x]Other
"Stay with me?"

>>26474202
>[x]Kallen's room
TAKE THE SHOT NICK.

>tfw when we finally get our dick wet our geass powers disappear

>>26474202
Whistle over C.C. She gets to push us and Kallen back to the ICU.
Kidding on that.

I support this guy>>26474239

We can't let ourselves go passing out in action because too much blood gets displaced to our dick.

>>26474253
more like

>bandage comes off midway
>fall into an infinite geass combo
>blue balled by the purple eye

Use geass to see if we could convince her to go to her room. Use as needed to get lucky.

It's just so we can have a more mature geass to fulfill CC's contract!

>>26474323
>Use geass to see if we could convince her to go to her room.

RURUS
>Yours sees the world over the shoulder of your target, and your existence is neglected
Gonna be a bit hard, Mr Potato.

>>26474202
>[]Kallen's room

Rolled 25

>>26474202
Go back to the ICU

"As much as I like making a fool out of myself, I should really head back to the ICU before I really hurt myself

>>26474202
Argh, I can't decide between just going for it and heading to Kallen's room or heading back to the ICU and having Kallen stay with us.

Alrighty, ICU it is

writing

>>26474202
Hah, of all the places for me to come back into the quest from last night.

>Kallen's room
Whaaat cooould gooo wrooooong?

"I gotta head back to the ICU before my doctor kills me. It would be very un doctor like and might get his license revoked. Although I don't think you need a license to treat rebels like us. I'm drunk as shit though, what with the not eating and the blood loss and everything. Can't exactly subsist on IV fluids as a diet for drinking you know?"

"It's alright, I'll take you back now. It's not like you're out of control or anything," she responds as she slides off your lap and walks behind you to take hold of your wheel chair.

"Honestly, I feel like something out there was pushing me to do that, just really let loose since I haven't done that before. Can only imagine how that would have gone. Would have been a life experience, but I think I prefer remembering this," you say as the two of you ride the lift out of the cargo bay.

"I certainly won't be forgetting it any time soon," Kallen says before a door slams open around the corner.

"I'm telling you that any kind of entangled electromagnetic wave particles have to operate on the same principles as the Gefjun Disturber's interaction with a Yggdrasil Drive! Do you honestly believe you can just slap two different sets of rules onto the same particles? It's absurd!" Rakshata shouts as Kallen slows and stops just before the corner.

"Don't be so sure of yourself Rakshata! There is evidence that the observed interaction is a result of the electromagnetic waves interacting with a new energy type that has never been observed before! That's the source of the discrepancies!" Lloyd counters.

"Oh? So you're just going to make up qualia to fill the gaps in your hypothesis? Is that how you do science now Earl of Pudding? Occam's Razer!"

"Oh you don't have to be insulting... Rakshata!"

1/2

>>26475048

"I'm done with you! Have fun patching your work together and trying to sell it to the Brittanians!" Rakshata announces as she marches down the hall to you and rounds the corner. Upon seeing you, she nearly jumps back and hastily tightens her lab coat around her to conceal her otherwise bare body. “Oh, Nick. Good to see you. Sleep well tonight will you? I have work for you soon, and don’t let your good for nothing cousin experiment on you any more will you? Good night then. Have fun Kallen.”

“Nick’s over there?” Lloyd asks as he wanders up behind her and she runs off. He’s holding his shirt balled up in his hands and has his belt misbuckled.

“Really cous?”

“It’s not my fault she doesn’t understand theoretical electro particles.”

“Lloyd? Where are you?” Cecile shouts from far down the halls.

At the sound of her voice, Lloyd immediately jumps back against the wall. “Gotta go. I’ll see you later. Hope you enjoy the mask!” he says before taking off in the opposite direction.

“…So that’s your cousin?” Kallen comments as she resumes taking you to the ICU.

You take a deep breath and try to find the right words but can only come up with, “Yeaaahhhh. That’s going to be interesting in the morning.” The weariness in your inebriated swells up as you jump back onto your bed. “You uh… um… want to stay here with me?”

“I was planning on it actually,” she answers as she sits next to you on the bed.

[]Push your luck
[]Sleep
[]Other

2/2

>>26475058
Hold Hands

"So, what... plans do you have?"

"After this war ends, one way or another, I mean"

>>26475058
Cuddle or something. We're obviously not capable of much more, our NEET body finally giving way.

>>26475058
Cuzz you little shit, you're Still Engaged!

We're so telling Suzaku this, little runt was always pushing him to treat his fianece with some respect, and now this. "He's Engaged too, the smug fellow. My fault maybe, since i dangled her in front of him to try to get him to join us. But not THAT way..."

Just go for spooning, the last thing our bruised and battered body needs is being taken for a test drive. Sweet, tender, caring spooning...

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>>26475181

>>26475230
Although, the sight of Rakshata wearing nothing but a lab coat will be forever engraved in Nick's mind. Hell, it's probably the first naked woman he's seen in real life.

Not that we admit that.

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>>26475058

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>>26475331

>>26475058
go for it nick! you could be dead next week for all you knoe!

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>>26475422

>>26475331
How lewd!

>>26475058
>Push your luck

>>26475058

>[]Push your luck
You fools! She clearly wants the d!

>>26475058
>>26475181

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>>26475543
>>26475513

>>26475331
In case you didn't notice, this is a vote for holding hands.

>>26475058
Thank god I don't have to post on a mobile anymore. Anyway, I'ma vote for pushing our luck if only to give the dice gods ONE LAST CHANCE to make us spill our spaghetti.

>>26475543
The Daft Punk?

>>26475635
y'know, if we screw things up with Kallen, that gives us the room to focus solely on CC

>>26475058
Consider my vote abstained

>>26475635
>>26475543
>>26475513
>>26475422
But wouldn't it be better if Kallen took the lead, like Domon's daughter would?

>>26475058
HOLD HANDS

>>26475724
>>26475058
>that is my fetish
FINE

>>26475753
>forgetting your name
this is what happens when you try and behave on the board in general

>>26475058
>[x]Push your luck.
Let's pilot her Guren, guys. Huh? Huh?
...I'll go back to my corner now.

Apparently this is the most difficult decision of the quest

Someone break the deadlock please, or I'm just going to fade to black and decide later

Rolled 38

>>26475812
High is Push the luck
Low is general cuddling

Rolled 68

>>26475812
lets push our luck and see what happens

>>26475812
Fucking go for it m8!

>>26475858
General cuddling it is. Lets not go too fast, otherwise she might think we're creepy

Rolled 66

>>26475909
but we are creepy
>doesn't mean I advocate pushing luck

>>26475812
Give Kallen the d

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>>26475931
>actually lewd

>>26475812
Well, I maintain my vote for pushing our luck. Anyway, I'm going to go cook dinner. Hopefully, this all doesn't blow up in our face. Much like we're going to do for Kallen, dohohohoho

Alright fuck it, roll me d100 performance please

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>>26475977

Rolled 55

>>26476017
We're going to burn so much plot armor for this.

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Rolled 45

>>26476017

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Rolled 52

>>26476052
>>26476017
gaaay

Rolled 35

>>26476017
PEANUT BUTTER SPAGHETTI TIME

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Rolled 34

>>26476099
>>26476082
>>26476055
>>26476032
>underwhelming
typical crippled virgin's first time

>>26476017
BIG D, SHOWTIME

Rolled 81

>>26476017
BLESS THIS DICE ROLL!

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No crits it seems

Would you like to burn plot armor to reroll?

Rolled 32

>>26476017
Spaghetti must FLOW

Rolled 17

>>26476017
Everyone else is dildoes

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>>26476161

>>26476161
YES

>>26476161
You'd like that wouldn't you, you fucking cat?

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>>26476305
>>26476161

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>>26476161
Well, this is a hard decision. On the one hand I want to save plot armor for when we need it and we could potentially roll even worse, on the other it's Kallen.

>>26476372
>>26476183
I cannot parse this

>>26476161
>>26476377
Fuck it, no Kyuubey, I will not support burning plot armor.

>>26476451
He wants to penetrate you with his mass driver.

>>26476451
>Knights of Cydonia
that big block of material is the bullet, the anamalous body horror is the size of a mecha that was hibernating inside of the iceball upon which it stands

>>26476501
>the body horror survives said mass driver shot in a placental state and eventually comes back for more

Vote is slightly in favor of burning, so burnt it is

Please reroll

Rolled 86

>>26476600

Rolled 42

>>26476600
H-here I go!

Rolled 15

>>26476600
>SPAGHETTIPOCALYPSE, YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED IT.

Rolled 67

>>26476600
Dammit, we could have stopped this.

Rolled 31

>>26476600
not really seeing a difference here

>>26474141
Newfag here. How do you get the strikethrough and black highlights? BBCode doesn't seem to work...

Rolled 31

>>26476729
>>26476600
well, ideally we really want to wait for more plot armor so we can bump the crit chance by another 5% since rolling high80s as actually quite common

Rolled 88

>>26476600
Watch this shit. Called natural 1 on demand right here.

Rolled 90, 27, 90, 6, 51, 79 = 343

Too bad for Nick, no glory for him. I wonder how Kallen did