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I will skip over the usual preamble and just say you got shot in the face with an energy arrow, Schrödinger.

"I am well aware of that." You reply as the garganta finishes sealing behind you and the twincies take aim with their bows, the white jackets which identify them as quincies blowing in the night wind. "Night wind? Really? Well, what ever R.L. Stein." You have no idea who that is. "No, I do not. Do your bloody job you tax thief!" You complain as you step forward, the ultra hard hierro covering your skull protecting you from the energy arrow.

Fine. You are Schrödinger, doctor, thespian, and moon rock collector and earlier you decided to go investigate reports of weird soul happenings in the real world. You discovered big mosquitoes were draining souls and chased one to a, parking lot maybe? I wasn't paying much attention at the time to be honest. Anyway you sent your illusion to investigate and it got the crap lavaed out of it. You then discovered a little girl was responsible and kicked her straight into Mexico which sort of bothered your scrubs. Maybe because you yourself said evil things can be changed and beating up a little girl seemed sort of mean to them. You then went into Hue Co. and I buggered my little toe so I had to go get that taken care of, and in that time the little girl started delaying by talking a bunch so she could spread that weird blue orb goop everywhere. She was delaying because the energy rich atmosphere of Hue Co. seems to give her more power the longer she is there. Anyway, she escaped because giant fire wyrm and then you came back here to get shot in the face by an energy arrow fired by an energy bow which stores the arrows in energy quivers and uses energy weights and energy sights to fire it. Luckily they used a lot of energy targets for them to practice with. Energy! "Speaking of energy, if there is no upper limits to that little girl's power that could become a very bad thing." Probably.
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"Surrender Sensei." Friedhelm commands.

"Yeah, that probably isn't a thing which is going to happen. Why do you use bows anyway? It would be much more effective to just point and fire with your finger if your energy needed direction to work. There is literally no reason for you to use bows other than some stupid aesthetics, like to be opposite the shinigami which honestly is a pretty shitty reason to-" You saw before a stream of arrows is launched at you, which you nimbly sonido away from.

"You know why we are doing this!" Kouta shouts while throwing small tubes filled with some sort of water around you.

Fucking time travel.

How do you want to handle this?
[]Knock them both out, shouldn't be too hard.
[]Run away
[]Kill 'em.
[]Talk to them
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>26474557
Talk to them. they can't really do shit to us.

>>26474575
also fuckyeah Im finally here for the start of one of these. to specify, lets ask why exactly they have to kill us, and what the water was for.

>>26474482
>All these cool quests at once, I cant handle it.

>>26474699
Well, since I am still not totally better I could always delete and run on a different day? I am watching that soul eater quest anyway.

Stand there and just tank their scrubby shit.

"If you're referring to the mysterious deaths around town those were vampires, not me. I don't do that stiff anymore anyway."

>>26474749
>I Think I can handle it Its cool

>>26474749
>man I hope our shit doesn't get handed to us in that by that faggot because he is actually a murderous psychopath.

>>26474749
>Although its up to you I just don't want people on an anonymous image board raging at me.

>>26474765
Adding on to this:

"Rather relieved to see you two are alright, all things considered. Even though you're trying to kill me right now. I was about to go on the warpath, to be honest. I mean, lets look at the situation. A cabal of vampires that openly admit to having a grudge against Quincies show up, and you guys completely vanish without even a word to anyone. Doesn't take a genius to put two and two together."

Well, how about we call it for low attendance? No biggy, it happens.

>>26474765
Seconding

The attendance doesn't seem bad

>>26475131
I just showed up. Just waiting for an update since others seemed to have this one covered well enough.

>>26475131
More people will arrive as it runs. Have faith

>>26475131
Give it 30 minutes, maybe? If things haven't picked up by then, call it, and try another day.

>>26475131
Seems a little slow tonight. Up to you though I never can judge how many anons are about

>>26475131
Well there's four other people attending.

Its not THAT bad.

>>26475189
Same as this guy, not really much to add on at this point so waiting for the next update.

>>26475131
I just got here.

Look, if you don't feel well, please don't run and just better before you do.

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These little- Use defensive mode delta! "What? Look I really have no idea what you are talking about. So you mean the deaths around town? Because that wasn't me, some sort of giant mosquitoes did that. Rather relieved to see you two are alright, all things considered. Even though you're trying to kill me right now. I was about to go on the warpath, to be honest. I mean, lets look at the situation. A cabal of vampires that openly admit to having a grudge against Quincies show up, and you guys completely vanish without even a word to anyone. Doesn't take a genius to put two and two together." You explain while jumping off the side of a building into the air with your hands in your pockets, the dodging game still not really up to your level.

"You murdered our clan!" Friedhelm accuses and you blink.

"Did I do that? Monologue! Did I murder their clan? Is that were the hat came from?" You grumble while glancing up. I can say with absolute honesty, that is something that you could have totally done. "Right? I wouldn't even have felt bad about it." You explain as the Quincy scrubs start catching up and you notice the veins on their face seem to be standing out more now. You step to the side as a much faster arrow than before flies by you and you blink. They seem to be leveling up which is a thing that could be happening.

You spin away from friedhelm in time to see Kouta swing at you with a mass of spirit energy which looks like a sword or an axe, a slashing, chopping weapon of some sort. You jump back as a scratch opens up on your arm where the weapon made contact you glance down at the small wound and then back at Kouta as he pants heavily, sweat dripping down his face."Friedhelm!" He shouts and his brother steps over to him. Kouta starts focusing on drawing his energy out of the environment and making a powerful blade, his face pale and strained.
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Is it just me or do they seem a bit odd?

What do you want to do.
[]Let them tire themselves out.
[]Knock them out
[]Run away
[]Continue talking
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

Seems people are here and/or getting here., so continue I shall.
>>26475221
I feel much better than I did and it's been a while.

>>26475320
>[]Let them tire themselves out.
I can't remember, did we actually kill a ton of quincies at any point?

>>26475320
Look, I honestly have no idea what you are talking about and you are clearly quite emotional at the moment, so I will let this whole incident pass if you stop trying to kill me. Continue however, and I will start fighting back. Your choice.

>>26475320
Stick your tongue out at them,
"Well at least i dont dress in such silly clothing!"

>>26475371
I second this.

>>26475311
[x] Who, what, how?!

I can't have, I mean really? I wasn't even in town after I went tall!

Did I kill everyone when I was just a scrub?

>>26475353
No, however when we erased Gerald from existence to prevent ourselves from dying, it likely changed events that had already happened. Basically we brutalised causality and this may have resulted in a situation where instead of Florence knocking out a quincy and us drawing on her face, we may have stead brutally murdered a quincy and used her to draw on other quinces faces. Or perhaps not. We'll find out I suppose.

>>26475394
Isn't our clothing quite silly?

>>26475320
"So, like, how long ago was this clan-killing stuff, exactly? I'm confused. Because I don't recall killing Quincies en masse. Or even a little bit. I've only met like, three of you guys, tops."

>>26475435
Of course not we are the height of fashion

>>26475320
These two
>>26475371
>>26475451

>>26475320
Continue talking. I'm honestly rather miffed that they think we're this dumb. If we killed their entire clan, would we bother through the effort of befriending/training them? Even after all they've been through, they're not that strong. What possible end game goal do they imagine we have?

Welcome back, Azure. Hope you get better soon.

>>26475320
>[]Let them tire themselves out.
>[]Continue talking
"Seriously? I killed your clan? I don't remember doing that, but I suppose it's possible. Or is this some metaphorical warble garble because I agreed to play James Bond for the shinigami? Come on. I'm good, but I'm not 'take on the CC and all his goons at once and then find a way out of SS while they all try to kill me' good. Or is this about throwing the vampire chick into mexico? I swear I had no idea how terrible that plan was when I did it. Honest. If one of your sworn enemies chowing down in Hue Co. is a really big deal, I guess we can go try to kill her or something."

If they don't stop while we jump around we can be all "Seriously, guys?!?! I drew on -who I think was- your mom's face while she was unconscious in front of me. Didn't even eat her. I really don't think I killed your clan."

"Those glowy cutters and veiny thingies are neat looking though. From that scroll, I presume?"

>>26475430
Was that even really us, though? Devon sacrificed herself for us, there's no way we could have known what all would have happened.

>>26475451
Adding on:

"I mean I'm not denying that it might have sort of happened and I just don't know it because I've fucked causality in the ass pretty hard in the past before and sort of wrote someone out of existance, but the period of time that I'm not sure is still the same was like, a decade and a half ago. Also I'm pretty sure that you two could have kicked my ass pretty hard back then so I'm really not sure I could have murdered an entire clan."

hey! Who wants to see the Tale of How the Moon Got it's Smile?

>>26475528
It wasn't us, not really. But we are sort of responsible for it. Kind of. As we did do it after all. But we didn't. And it was all afrogami's fault.

I miss Debra.

>>26475320
"Look, the only time I recall even meeting a Quincy before the two of you was when I suplexed a bull right in front of her, a potted plant fell on her head, and I took the opportunity to draw obscenities on her face."

The funny thing is that, even with blut vene, they're still kinda fucked against us. It doesn't give super strength, in fact it lowers offense while in use, so gravity will be able to just hold them in place if we want them to stop /now/.

>>26475567
Me too, anon. He would know what to do.

>>26475551
Yeah that's a good point.

We were a mere hollow back then.

>>26475585
No it doesn't, and they are using the offense boosting version.

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"Look, I honestly have no idea what you are talking about and you are clearly quite emotional at the moment, so I will let this whole incident pass if you stop trying to kill me. Continue however, and I will start fighting back. Your choice. "So, like, how long ago was this clan-killing stuff, exactly? I'm confused. Because I don't recall killing Quincies en masse. Or even a little bit. I've only met like, three of you guys, tops."" You cross your arms unhappily, as Kouta starts chanting something in German.

Chanting Germans really sort of creep me out a bit and- You feel Kouta's soul presence vanish as the blade of the light saber starts vibrating at a very high speed. Wait, did he just feed his soul to the laser sword? "That is probably a thing I should have looked at." You feel Friedhelm doing the same, his face going pale as he gets ready to do battle. You feel his large amount of gathered go juice and energy swirl and froth around you like waves at the base of a cliff face.

You extend your senses and feel Kouta still has a tony spark of life left in him, evidently hanging on by less than a thread. You eye Friedhelm as the rest of his veins in his face bulge, his body pushed so far beyond his limits he should have snapped already.

He points his bow at you and then vanishes, stepping up the the opposite building and taking aim.

Please roll 1d100 for combat. Highest of first five with most voted on.

Also how do you want to do this?
[]Release
[]Don't
[]Knock him out
[]Go for the kill
[]Other, please specify

>>26475579
>note to self, jagerbombs is a canvas waiting to be covered in doodles
>acquire glitter pens
>everyone loves uv ink

Rolled 18

>>26475617

Rolled 10

>>26475617
>[]Knock him out

Rolled 53

>>26475617
>[]Knock him out
Rapid g-force changes are good for that, right?

>>26475617
Oh for fuck's sake, really?

[x] Smash the buildings they stand on.

>>26475677
Fuck.

Rolled 45

>>26475617
Knock them both out, but don't spare the go juice.

Rolled 52

>>26475617

Rolled 73

>>26475617
Don't release knock him out

>>26475558
SPXP now

Rolled 74

>>26475617
>[]Knock him out
Before they break themselves even more.

>>26475617
[X] Don't release
These guys aren't on the level of THE GREAT ME by a longshot. We'd be insulting him by releasing against them.
[X] Knock them out
Mainly because they can't explain what the fuck they're going on about if they're dead. But also because they're our students, and teachers don't murder their students.

Unless they're serial killers.

But we're not serial killers. Anymore. Thats like, below us now. Since we're working with Satan and stuff.

Also send the rest of the scrubs home. Tell 'em they don't have to hang around anymore.

Get them into one of those self rightous monolouge things, then knock them out while they are distracted. If that doesnt work them lets press them so we can see how strong they've gotten. Don't forget to listen for the *DING!* sound so we can tell if they're leveling up.

Also, what form are we in right now?

Rolled 59

>>26475731
what are you? A Price is Right player?

Rolled 33

>>26475617
I don't know what you are talking about. Now, this is your last chance before I start treating you seriously and as an enemy. Stop. I didn't spend all this time training you for nothing.

If they don't stop, release, knock them out. Quickly, efficiently, brutally and without mercy.

>>26475741
We have our mask fragment on, but we have not released.

>>26475741
We are not released.

I would like to call for a Fatebreaker.

Our highest is 53. I wouldn't be opposed to fatebreaking this one, since I really don't want this to get any further out of control.

>>26475741
Can you kill them in self defense?

>>26475740
The Great Me did hold back, though. That doping skill looks absolutely face wrecking. +15 to anything for a short bit is craazy, and he didn't even use it on us.

>>26475760
Take off our mask fragment.

Use it like a boomerang.

>>26475740
of course. We are more massively parallel now. And of our laundry list of mental diagnosis's we are slowly reducing our psychopathy since we are getting a bit better at that empathy thing. Kinda.

>>26475617
Sigh loudly.

KO them.

How about we taze them?

I don't think they know we have electric powers.

I know I often forget.

Highest is 53, would you like to call for a fate breaker?

FB: 5

Y/N

>>26475816
yes

>>26475816
Y

>>26475816
Y
We've got a lot of them and 53's pretty low.

>>26475816
Y

>>26475816
Yes.

We never use it at all in most threads and I don't like 53 vs quincy bullshit

>>26475816
y

>>26475768
>>26475776
I wonder if akira can detect our fate breaking. Must be a bit disconcerting to a precog to meet someone who ducks with fate.

So do I post the fanon of The Great Me's battle with the moon or not?

>>26475816
Y

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>>26475816
Y

Its been a while since BEARS

>>26475855
Post it you fuck.

>>26475806
Was I the only one who thought schrogidner admitting that a nofungami was kinda fun and wanting vengeance was a significant moment for character growth?

>>26475855
Make it so

>>26475851
Actually, that's a point.

Have we used it in front of him yet? Because that's going to be an interesting conversation.

>"That wasn't supposed to happen, what did you do!?"
>FUCK DESTINY HAHAHAHAHA

>>26475855
You show me yours I show you mine. Specifically a rewrite of that rather lackluster story about Jager and gym posted in the recap thread.

pastebin.com/3nTCbNnX

Fun fact: Risa was aiming for Ryouichi. She got him on her third bounce.

This was enjoyable to write, and I'll edit it properly if there is popular demand to do so

How the Moon Got Its Smile

“Alright Luna! I concede…” The Great Santo Emperador Dominic Fuego announced, standing atop the highest sand dune of Hueco Mundo. He was staring up at the smirking moon, sweat rolling down his chest and his breathing heavy. “We have been running for so long a lesser hollow could have lived and died, never knowing of our magnificence! I admit; I chose a bad contest for the two of us.” The moon stared back impassively as he stroked his chin, deep in thought.
“The nature of this land you rule over is most strange, and neither of us have been able to reach the horizon, and we are not getting any closer to it as far as I can tell,” he continued. The moon kept it’s silence, as if to mock him for choosing something so foolish. “As such we will have to settle this the way of men! Now draw your weapon while I fetch my sword from my daughter! Now where is she…”
“Right here! I’ve been watching so it’s all ready for you your magnificence!” she replied happily as she trudged up the sand dune to hand him his sword.
“You were able to keep up with us? Wonderful!” The Great Me responded as he snatched his longsword up in his left hand.
“Well actually I think you got lost and ran in a big circle because the palace is just over there…” she mumbled quietly, awkwardly tapping her index fingers together and avoiding his eye contact.

1/5?

>>26475926
“Now we can fight Luna! Oh? You think you can handle me without a weapon? That your bare body is enough to handle me?” he roared to the sky as the moon hung in the air, just out of reach. “I like your style!” he shouted before ripping off his own clothes and tossing them to his daughter. “Now come down here and fight me,” he commanded as he flexed his glorious muscles and cranked up his reiryoku.
A moment passed and the moon did not move as much as a mouse’s breath. Another moment passed and his patience began to wear. Then the third moment passed and he began to get angry. In the fourth moment it seemed that the moon moved to the side a little, but that was actually the refraction of an updraft. In the fifth moment, The Great Santo Emperador Dominic Fuego lost his patience.
The resulting golden cero was so great that hollows great and small all around Hueco Mundo bore witness to it as it bolted through the skies. Trails of plasma whisked off its glorious charge until it impacted the surface of the moon and exploded. Craters and canyons and fissures erupted across the surface, forever scarring it in a vague arc. But the moon held firm in its place.
“And now you laugh at me Luna? Have you no honor?” he asked, panting heavily. The molten sand around his feet was quickly cooling into glorious sculptures of glass containing his image. “Fine then, I did not want to escalate this battle to such a field of power, but you should know, I… am not left handed.” His head snapped around as the faintest traces of hysterical laughter echoed across the dunes to him as he took his sword in the right hand. “Risa…” he commented, his eyes narrowing down to mere slits before turning back to his opponent.
2/5

>>26475131

I was watching the last two episodes of The Wire.

I'm here.

>>26475934
“Now Burn, el Rey León!” Wreathes and mantles of flame grew around his body in a chorus of excellence as his mane of hair grew around his fiery crown and his legs returned to that of a lion. As the last of his jewelry melted and dripped off, he leapt into the air. The moon never saw it coming.
---
“Um… uh… The Great Santo Emperador Dominic Fuego…?” 42 hesitantly asked from outside The Great Me’s chambers.
“Yes yes, what is it that you need of The Great Me?” he said as tore open his door, ripping the hinges off in the process.
42 cowered slightly in the face of the arrancar, but managed to keep his voice. “Did you happen to have any sort of notion about the whereabouts of my drinks? It seems someone found them, and the Queen said that you would be able to possibly help me locate them?”
42 shrunk down as much as he could as Dominic smiled grandly and laughed. “Ah yes, the beer you made. Truly a wonderful beverage you created. It brought back such fond memories of my human life that it brought a tear to my glorious eye as I drank it in victory with The Great Luna! I have yet to find anything finer in all of Hueco Mundo to drink after a glorious battle between comrades in arms. The ruler of the skies of Hueco Mundo surely agrees with me as well, although Luna was quite tight lipped. Probably because she was in such awe,” Dominic said as he slapped 42 on the back.
“That was one hundred proof whiskey… three gallons of it… and it was all I had…” 42 whimpered as Dominic laughed more.

3/4

>>26475892
I don't know, Ran didn't really do that much to wow us, so that could have been an act.

That's not to say that there aren't nofunigami who seem like they could be interesting, though.

>>26475940
Poor Omar.

>>26475950
---
“And that my little gillians, is why the moon smiles down on us.” The old adjuchas finished, pointing up at the eerie smile looming over all the hollows of Hueco Mundo.
“But that doesn’t even make any sense!” a gillian child said.
“…it was a very strange time in the history of Hueco Mundo…”
“And we all know Risa Schrödinger is made up. Absolutely no body is that crazy,” the gillian continued.
The old adjuchas stared in fear at the gillians clustered around him. He took a deep breath and a brace of 42’s Special before saying, “Speak not that name lest you invite her into your lives. Be warned of that which Rhymes in the Night.”

4/4

The tip of a cluster of your hairs starts to glow, and reality breaks in several locations. Your power repairs most of it, but not all.

"...So you are telling me bears stole my husband? Honestly, if I wanted to listen to fantasy I would let Mr. Tesla's drunken ramblings continue. I hired an investigator, not H.G. Wells!" The client was unhappy, they all were. I could see the bear had slowly gotten their grip on the minds of my clients one after the other, but my leads were starting to become a dead end. But I knew she was hiding something from me. "Ms. Polar-" I started.

"Mrs. Polar." She glared, the emphasis on her words a bit too strong for my liking.

"Misses, of course... is that some honey I see behind you?' I asked, reaching into my jacket and lightly touching my gun.

----

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.

Rolled 62

>>26475968

Rolled 31

>>26475968
aye aye

Rolled 15

>>26475968
oh god

Rolled 13

>>26475968

Daddy needs a new pair of shoes!

Rolled 49

>>26475968
rollan

Rolled 23

>>26475968

Rolled 100

>>26475968
CQC time

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>>26475976
>>26475979
>>26475985
>>26475986
>>26475990
>>26475997
THESE ROLLS ARE RAW

>>26476007
AHHHHHHHHHH YOU'RE LATE

Rolled 91

>>26476007

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26476007
That... Is just not fair. My first crit is out of range...

>>26476007
Well shit.

>>26475926
>>26475934
>>26475950
>>26475964
Will 42 ever catch a break?

no

>>26475617
They're about to lose their quincy powers like Ishida after SS arc. They're doing something to break their limit in an attempt at revenge Either they are using that arm bracelet or feeding their own soul and go-juice into their hits which.... is more of a nofunigami technique. Wait, are we seeing them break the barrier between nofunigami and quincy? They might end up being bad ass if we can get them to repeat this after they've calmed down.

Highest 62. Would you like to fate break?

Y/N

FB left: 4

Facts: Friedhelm has a super arrow his brother has nearly died for
Kouta is nearly dead
Monologue thinks something fishy is going on
I just hurt my little toe again.

>>26476097
Y
we need to quell this before it escalates even further

>>26476073
I hope that means you liked it

>>26476097
yeah sure, odds are with us and all

>>26476097
nah we'll live

They probably wont

>>26476097

Y

Rolled 53

>>26476097
AE, this sucks a barrel of dicks.

IDK. Fatebreak again? What's the worst that can happen. probably this

>>26476097
yes

>>26475956

That was in #8. And yeah, but it was gonna happen eventually.

>>26476097
Can we have the 100 if we fate break?

>>26476180
Doesn't work that way. You can't preroll rolls.

>>26476097
Y

One of these days we are going to find ourselves in the nether between worlds and for every fatebreak we have used we will have to fight a 100 story tall laser bear

>>26476180
>Can we have the 100 if we fate break?

Nope.

>>26476097
Y

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>>26476208

>>26476208
Can we fatebreak against it?

Your hair glows again, a searing light of casualty which rips at the thread of time itself. The cracks grow deeper, like old scars or stretch marks on a pregnant woman

The woman screams as I rain my fists down on her pretty southern bell face. No, her mask. Her screams turn into little helpless mewls of pain as the held tries to break down the door, but they are too late. I already have my blade out. The blood starts to choke her, sad little gurgling sounds coming from both her best and mouth. Her large eyes look up at me like she doesn't understand. Maybe she didn't Damn bears could have replaced her without her knowing anything about it. I hear the butler open the door and throw myself out of the third story window, taking a breath before I hit the ice cold pool water.

That was too close, they must be aware now.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.

Rolled 71

>>26476248
c'mon we can do this

Rolled 56

>>26476248
Rolling

Rolled 96

>>26476248

>>26476248
TAKE 3

>>26476208
And it will be glorious when we shatter the barriers between dimensions and unleash them upon soul society.
Kill a few and make some rugs for the palace, it will be classy

Rolled 21

>>26476248

>>26476269
YES

>>26476270
Man, I am all sorts of fail tonight.

>>26476269

Fuckin' nice.

>>26476269
HA take that causality

Rolled 13

>>26476248
CQC

>>26476269
I think that'll do. I hope when they come to their senses, they appreciate how much effort we're putting into not just murdering them

>inb4 the fatebreak story is in fact our life before we killed ourselves

>>26476269
If we release and pump our go-juice to crippling high levels can we use the pressure to push their souls out of their weapons and back in their bodies? Potentially knock them out with the pressure as well? Something like the first fight against Zaraki when no one can move and the little healer kid passes out?

If not I still suggest ending this quickly and not doing the talky thing if they're going to continue mucking about with their souls pushed into weapons.

>>26476342
either that or we were one of the bears
since when were you under the impression hollows were all born out of human souls

>>26476366
just a reminder that quincys absorb go juice rather than emit it so that'd probably be a bad idea

>>26476366
Having them pass out while they're channeling most of they're souls into weapons doesn't seem like the best of plans.

>>26476400
Go juice != spirit particles
They absorb reishi (particles)

They still fuck up hollows something fierce if they're strong. Jesus they're about to get scary if they're doing what I think they're doing.

>>26476400
Why dont we throw them into heuco mundo?

>>26476366
Honestly, I've been wanting to see something like that ever since we went Vasto.

Just straight up let everything go, to the point where everything is rendered immobile just by being in a mile radius of us. Heck, we could even use gravity shenanigans to boost it. Take the kid gloves off and show the scrubs *exactly* how powerful their sensei is.

>>26476436
What could go wrong?

>>26476423
i'm just basing it off of when Quilge in the manga did his Volstandig and all the rietsu around them vanished

>>26476446
>gravity flattens city around us
>Pandora cero tears open the veil between worlds
collateral damage for everyone!

>>26476446
Sure, that'd be cool, but I don't think it necessarily is worth it. There's something to be said for not going all out too early. If shoehn (sp?) anime taught me anything, you really want to be able to say "I'm not even at my full power yet!" when shit hits the fan.

>>26476486
collateral damage is the best type of damage.

>>26476471
true, that could be a problem... We don't want them to break or overload. We still need to prevent them from having a stroke though. Those veins are getting pretty huge.

>>26476436
>>26476460

Implied smile

>>26476471
That was reishi that vanished.

Reishi = spirit matter
Reiautsu = spirit energy

He was absorbing the reishi and essentially doing spirit particle fission for LOADSENERGY

>>26476505
True, I guess.

But we don't even need to go full power to flatten the scrubs. Just turn the valve to the point where their own hair is too heavy for them to move.

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You notice something is wrong at once and sonido over to Friedhelm and lash out with a kick. However Friedhelm leans back and you hear a sickening creak as his bones and muscles strain and bend to accomplish the feats of standing up to you. He dashes into the air and doesn't even notice you as you follow him, just below him. Your leg flies up once more, this time your foot connects solidly on his jaw and you are pretty sure you see tooth chunks fly out of his mouth as he bites down. He soars in the air a few feet away from you, however you sonido ahead of him and add gravity to your second attack. You kick the back of his head and are certain the cheap shot hits him just right to rattle his brain around a bit.

He falls to the ground and hits it with a meaty thump next to his brother. Nervous you sonido over to the pair of them and check to make sure they are still alive. You let out a sigh of relief when you notice they still have a weak pulse.

"S-Sensei!" Ryouichi shouts as he runs up the building, his sword already out.

"Hm? What? I am certain you find the idea of their unconscious bodies all rope and ready for you appealing but-" You start, but his eyes go wide and you roll forward on instinct and a weak kick from Kouta hits the ground behind you.

You frown, and are about to punch them really hard, but you notice they are floating a few inches from the ground. You narrow your eyes and then catch a flash of silver coming from the backs of their necks reflected in the moonlight. The silvery flash goes up and your eyes follow it to its source.
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The being stands around six feet tall, and it has a head, two arms and two legs so you suppose it is classified as humanoid, but that name seems to not fit it some how. It's skin is a dark green with red, bulging boils and broken pustules oozing yellow and black rot down it's body. It's face is too long with a wide jaw and mouth, gnashing, curling yellow teeth point out of its mouth like tusks and you can see yellow slime and blood from it's gums pouring out if it. It has no nose, just two alien slits where it should be and it's eyes are a solid black, far too wide and long like you might expect on an insect. It has the top half of human ears, but nothing on the bottom half, just a semicircular hole which continues in the upper coil There is a shock of dirty white hair on it's hair which looks like a dirty cotton ball. It's arms are too long and if it stood on the ground they would likely drag. It's hands end in insanely long spiraling upwards in a coil fingernails fused to fingers, veins crisscrossing the dead matter and with tiny, almost invisible threads strung through them. It is wearing a loin cloth of some brown leather material and his thighs seem humanish, however from the knee they each split into two boney spikes jutting out and down, again almost insectoid.

He seems to have guessed you noticed him and with a strong jerk, the quincy bodies fly up and he starts dashing off, the movement somehow almost serpentine in nature. You glance back at Ryouichi and he seems about to vomit.

"What- What was that sensei" He asks.

It smelt like that giant wyrm thing in that it didn't really have a scent

What do you say what do you do?
[]No, idea, time to find out(Chase)
[]Dunno, but there could be more. Let's stick together(Stay)
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

Does anyone else think we should be taking some shapeshifting tips from The Thing?

>>26476750
Chase after it, have bitchtits stay with the twincies

>>26476750
>[X]No, idea, time to find out(Chase)

"Shit looks freaky. Also gross."

>>26476750
[]No, idea, time to find out(Chase)
[]Dunno, but there could be more. Let's stick together(Stay)
[]Other, please specify

All of these. Grab the scrubs and follow it.

>>26476750
>Chase

No one takes our students.

Maybe tell Ryouichi to stick around.

>>26476750
>[]Dunno, but there could be more. Let's stick together(Stay)

If it can do that, then I'd rather we stick with our allies instead of leaving them behind to get fucked over.

Though can we stick together AND try to follow it?

>>26476750
>[]No, idea, time to find out(Chase)
As we release and blast towards it "Not sure. Probably a demon. Those are thiiiiiings!"

Shapeshifting to maximum speed. Run this fucker down.

>>26476750
Go kick the shit out of it.
Do not bring scrubs so it wont be able to control them.

>>26476804
is he taking the twincies with him?

It is running away at it's max speed and neither Akira or Ryoko can Walk the sky. Ryouichi might be able to catch up, but the others would be stuck on the ground. It is moving away in the sky at full tilt.

>>26476831
Yes.

>>26476831
Yes he is. We need to get him.

>>26476796
Leave the scrubs, that way they won't bitch about the things we're going to do to that vampire.

>>26476851
have the scrubs stay there if any more things show up hopefully Ryoko can beat them to death with their own face

>>26476851

Ok. If it's taking the twincies, we need to grab everyone and follow it. I don't want to leave anyone alone in case there's others. They're safer with us, and we need to keep the twsincies safe.

>>26476750
Tell the scrubs to go the the shrine right fucking now and then chase the demon.

>>26476851
Well then let's get him.

Tell Ryouichi to stay put and protect his classmates.

>>26476851

Then let's stick together.

>>26476851
Is it reasonable to assume that if we release SS will sit up and take notice?

>>26476870
I disagree. I think this is a chance we can go all mama bear AHH, WE CAN'T GET AWAY, in front of the scrubs, it'll solidify in their minds that we at least mean to keep them safe.

>>26476891
Reasonable. At the very least they will wonder why you have done so.

If we're taking the scrubs, release so that we can shapeshift a couple arms to carry them and pump all 5* into speed.

>>26476851
Chase, tell scrubs to head to the cave and stay there.

>>26476906

I say we release, might get some allies on our way here.

Maybe we can send Ryouichi to the Soul Society and see if we can get some back-up?

>>26476906
I think we could explain that away. We're trying to ensure that people don't die, and there's something stealing spirit energy. Captain Commander seemed at least reasonable.

>>26476890
>>26476905
>>26476909
You want to take them after a guy who controls guys...

Do you not see what the problem might be?

>>26476851
Have kids return to relative safety of our shrine. Hopefully Jagaer might be able to jump into the world of the living if something happens to our home. She's bored in HUEco and there is no electricity so maybe she is watching pay-per-view Human life.

Pursue this abomination and save our scrubby quincies. Also, shapeshift and show this freak what true terror looks like... maybe make a pun about him needing to cut his fingernails.

>>26476905
They'll be plentiful chances for that to happen, don't try to force it.

Let's just pursue.

>inb4 this is all part of Satan's keikaku and he needed some more fallen angels for god knows what, but super powered up quincies are close enough and easier to get than making a real angel fall

>>26476942
>You want to take them after a guy who controls guys...

I said stick together.

>>26476942
Shit you're right.

Are we gonna ignore the signs?

>>26476906
Then release up.

So general consensus seems to be release and chase after with some debate on send the scrubs to the shrine or take them with us?

Azure, can you just do a ShadowQuest style vote where

1: Take them with you
2: Leave them here

>>26476942

That's a legitimate concern, but this seems to be a creature of another vampire, and we know there's more of them. I doubt the scrubs on their own would stand a chance of staying safe. I'm not saying it's ideal, but I think we stand a better chance actively protecting them than having them fend for themselves.

>>26476995
Yes.

And shapeshift to maximum go fast

>>26476942
yep, as much as I think we need to solidify in their minds we are the "good guy" bringing them after a controller mob is just asking for it to stick it's icky long fingers under their skin and make them interfere with us.

>>26477001
We can assign one of the nofungami to babysit.

>>26476995

Scrubs to the Shrine.

>>26476971
Whoops

>>26476995
Send them to the shrine.

>>26477001
between the three of the I think they'd be fine, nothings gonna get the drop on Akira and Ryoko is pretty decent in a fight. Taking them with us against a manipulator seems to be asking for trouble

>>26476998
Sure.

Link to this post.

1 Take them with us

2 send them to the shrine.

Just the number please, nothing else.

I should say these things are very hard to track since they don't have a "spirit smell" as it were.

>>26477050
2

>>26477050
1

>>26476995
Send them to Heuc- I mean the shrine.

>>26477050
2

>>26477050
2

>>26477050
1

>>26477050
2

>>26477050
2

>>26477050
2

Shrine seems to have it. Writing now

>>26477117
>Shrine seems to have it.

Bet that'll bite us in the ass.

>>26477050
2

>>26477297
well it's what we chose and we'll live with it

>>26477297
It wouldn't be the first time.

>>26477297
Shhhh. Just let it happen

>>26477311

I'm not serious about it, but I totally see there being a second Bount that's watching and waiting to abduct or kill our scrubs.

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You pull out your sword and frown as the misshapen abomination continues to run, it's wiggling torso propelling it's twitching spike like legs. "Laugh." You command before biting down and you feel the blade hum with power. "Irrisorie!" You command and the blade shatters and your body becomes covered once more in the hard, strong claws of your release. You look at the departing creature and notice your spirit pressure seems to have harmed Ryouichi, like hearing a suddenly loud noise or getting huge bright flashes of light in your eyes. You nod to him and then command "Get the others to the shrine. Lock up. Hopefully the Soul Society or- Well, some one else will show up and guard you all, but lock yourselves in the training area. Time to move." You explain feeling your body shift. You take a moment and feel your leg muscles twist into a more effective shape, augmenting your speed and you run off after the abomination. Your speed was always one of your best traits, well that and your eyes.

"Monologue are you- Are you hitting on me?" You ask aloud. What? No, I mean, I was just saying. "We work together, that would be so awkward. Is this about Sin-Fin?" Mah Short-Fin! You shake your head and despite the creatures rather interesting speed you eventually catch up as it approaches a tall building with a man standing on it. You land just a second or two after the abomination and at once the stench hits you. It stinks of the worst aspects of death, the vacancy, the rot, the ooze, the sludge, the stale air, and a thousand other subtle smells you try not to think about. The abomination is standing next to a man with dark circles under his eyes with pale clammy skin and small pin prick irises. He has dry, wiry hair and he lets out a cough as he pulls out a few random pills from his pocket and bites down on them. An addict, how dare he steal your schtick.
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"Hey, you got followed. Stupid fucking doll!" The man grumbles before kicking the beast, a wet squishy sound filling the air.

Well, seems you found his little girl. You know what I mean.

What do you do?
[]Talk(About what?)
[]Attack
[]Run away, this is too much
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

Rolled 75

>>26477515
>[]Attack
Fuck this guy. This is not vampires2, fuckup boogaloo.

Speed around him and pepper him with balas and gravity

>>26477515
[]Talk - About the little girl, and the strange monster making our scrubs into finger puppets.

>>26477515
attack the guy, go for the killing blow right away, no stalling for time, no time for him to set up some sort of elaborate trap or no chance to escape.
or if you're not cool with that tryn' take his legs off

>>26477515

"You know, people tend to get less buttmad when you manipulate them in less literal ways. I know these kids are creepy as fuck, but they're my creepy fuckers, so I'm going to have to take them back."

>>26477542
>>26477563
Please don't repeat the mistakes. Please.

>>26477515
Fuck these guys start Kicking him I say. Lay off on the energy attacks.

>>26477563
...did I miss read something or doesn't one of them have a possibly broken spine and aren't both kilely to die if we disconnect them from the life support doll?

Fuck them up.

They mess with our students, we break their ribs. And limbs. And skulls.

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>>26477599
This thing is Nurgle lite or some shit.

We need to disconect them ASAP

>>26477515
>[]Attack

Fuck him.

>>26477515
"Fun Fact, the Soul Society can sense my spiritual pressure all the way from their slum of an afterlife. We're probably going to have a captain show up in the next five minutes. I would like all of the quincies here in the next three minutes or I start dismembering you. Painfully."

>>26477502
I actually think that being Monologue's Waifu would be hilarious and am in full support of it if for no other reason that to see the tone shift when monologue tries to make everything seem all right for us when it's totally not.

Majority want to hurt him and his stupid doll thingy with the kicks of justice. Very well. Please roll 1d100. Best of first five

>>26477595
Repeat what mistakes? Are you talking about how we talked to the girl long enough to let her get strong? Because the only mistake we made there was booting her into HUEco in the first place.

Rolled 74

>>26477692
Hopefully 100

Rolled 72

>>26477692

Rolled 30

>>26477692
rollan

Rolled 38

>>26477692
Rolling all 1's

Rolled 89

>>26477692

Rolled 57

>>26477692

>>26477697
And this guy has two quincies attached to his doll.

They're acting as fucking energy batteries for him and leaving them attached too long could let him get a massive boost from all the reishi they've accumulated.

>>26477697
>the only mistake
We also stopped to give her prep time.

>>26477720
PRAISE DICELORD

>>26477515
as much as I want to say go for the killing blow... how many times does that work when someone decides to go full power, 1 shot kill against an opponent they just met?

Avoid Bala and Cero in case he can swallow it.... heh, swallow... claws and lightning strikes to stick poison in this guy. Also, we may have an easier time tracking our poison's energy if he gets away.

>>26477757
>how many times does that work when someone decides to go full power, 1 shot kill against an opponent they just met?

How many times have we tried it?

>>26477720
That'll do.

Rolled 35

>>26477794
It's just terrible story structure to do so. I don't think Azure is bound to tropes like that.

>>26477757
>how many times does that work when someone decides to go full power, 1 shot kill against an opponent they just met?
99% of opponents when we murderhobo'd the fuck out of the denizens of Hue Co.

>>26477811
But he is bound to tropes where we both spend ages talking to each other and power up?

>>26477794
We haven't tried it because a lot of people are worried about the shonen tropes. Whoever releases full power first loses, try for a 1 hit kill and you just attacked someone who can look at you to kill you...Those things.

>>26477880
We already released our power here.

>>26477880
But we are the villain. We are the one supposed to be handing down those one-sided initial curbstomps.

>>26477943
villain fighting a villain though. At this point I think whoever gets to hold the title of villain is whoever eats more babies and... I think creepy guy has us on that one.

>>26477912
Only a minor release to use our shapeshift. We'd crush all the hollows and old near death humans in the area if we raised our go-juice to max.

>>26478023
We'd flatten cities.

Unless Arrancar in this canon are significantly weaker than the actual canon, full power Schrödinger is disgustingly powerful.

>>26478023
>At this point I think whoever gets to hold the title of villain is whoever eats more babies and... I think creepy guy has us on that one

only because we spent most of our time in mexico.

Well no matter what happens in this fight we should get soul society involved. And we can start by tossing this guy to creepy scientist dude once we've finished with him.

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>89

You consider firing a pandora cero to his face, but your scrubs are still sort of in that general direction, and that would probably be bad?' "Yes monologue. Pandora Ceroing the scrubs would be bad." You explain.

"Heh, a hollow, right? I don't have any hollow sluts in my collection, I'll be sure and treat you real nice when I take you and-" He starts but your augmented speed gives you a boots. Besides, they already used this tactic on you once already and no tactic works twice on you! Some times. Maybe? You kick upwards and hear the junkie whine as a solid kick connects to his jaw and he staggers back. Normally that would be the end of it as you are currently in a position similar to a runner's start, but you feel your back muscles strain as you lift your legs and push yourself off the ground with your hands to launch a back kick up at his nose. You hear a satisfying crunch as his head rocks back and you see a stream of blood pool from his nose.

You start to catch yourself to continue the attack, however the stench of rot gets close so you instead flip to the side as the gnashing creature's spike leg slams down. You hear the junkie bitch. "You whore! I was going to teach you where your place is slowly but now I don;t have time for it! Bring them out!" He commands and you see the doll vomit up a slime covered figure.

A string extends from the vomit covered mucus pile and threads itself through his claws and then rises and you see a nofunigami, beaten back with age and sickly, however as the thread connects he gets life breathed back into him and he faces you with furious, strong eyes. You dash froward and side step his sword swipe, noting it seems still alive, and start raking your claws at the doll trying to get past it, to the little bastard behind it.
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However the doll manages to fight you off and you are forced back.

What do you want to do?
[]Try and get past the doll to strike at the master
[]Beat the doll thingy first
[]Run away
[]Other, please specify

Another round of 1d100s please. Best of first five.
(2/2)

>>26478023
We only have 1 release so far, we can use all of our skills to max but thanks to stealth can hide our go-juice.

Rolled 11

>>26478151
>[]Try and get past the doll to strike at the master

Fuck that cunt.

Rolled 36

>>26478151
smash his toy

Rolled 10

>>26478151
put a grav zone on Mr. Vampire.

Rolled 35

>>26478151
>[]Try and get past the doll to strike at the master

Rolled 7

>>26478151
>[]Other, please specify
Do the old trick were you get it to chase us and at the last second dodge and let it strike its master!

>>26478151
Ignore the doll, kill the master.

He probably has dozens of puppets, fighting them is pointless. As is always the rule, gank the spawner first.

Rolled 88

>>26478151
>[]Try and get past the doll to strike at the master
lets beat his ass.

>>26478189
>>26478192
>>26478204
>>26478219
>>26478222

Fatebreak.

Would you like to Fatebreak?

FB Remaining: 3

Rolled 10

>>26478273
Oh yes, can't believe I was the highest rolling there...

>>26478273
yep... also... break that doll and the strings break. Don't know if that might kill scrubs or not. Up to Risa to make the call as she can see their condition better than I can read.

>>26478313
yep

>>26478313

Yes.

>>26478313
yes

One of your tails, the ultra fluffy one, shines as destiny is bent over a barrel, but you know what damage it is doing. Well, I know what damage it is doing anyway.

I hear the sirens in the distance, the maddening fact of what I done still weighing at me I wander through the night. I end up collapsing and bleeding on the fire escape in the wrong end of town. I see bears walking into the alleyway and closing in on me, their unshaven faces and delinquent look trouble as they pull out their bear switchblades.

A warm shadow falls over me and I close my eyes as I wait for death. The last thought crossing my mind before the cold blood loss sends me into merciful unconsciousness is I could really use a scotch right about now. She always hated when I drank.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five.

>>26478313
Yes.

There will be bears tonight.

Rolled 3

>>26478431
Bears!

Rolled 79

>>26478431
Damn bears

Rolled 44

>>26478431
Rolling

Rolled 83

>>26478431

Rolled 81

>>26478431
BEARS

>>26478498
S'okay

>>26478431
And as death quietly slips over him he wishes for fish with his scotch. An odd idea to have when dieing...and then he realizes he was a bear all along! The others were trying to stop a rogue bear detective

no john you were the bears

and then john was a panda

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>83
(I think I scared the players off of rolling)

You decide to get around the puppet and go for the master, quite literally in this case. Well, master of the master? Wasn't that a fetish club? "Cafe." You correct me. Same thing, really. You think about the fairness of that statement as you dash forward towards the doll first. The Now younger shinigami swings down however you use your higher speed to slam into his midsection and throw him off balance and dash around him. The monster controlling it coughs and a crimson orb of spittle, bubbling and boiling with some supernatural acid flies towards you, however luckily it is more like a extra firm loogie rather than proper spit so you avoid it. You leap over the beast, only gaining a scratch on your abdomen for your trouble when the creature's neck extends and it tries to scratch you with it's wrong facing teeth.

You tuck into a roll and then deliver a sharp low kick to the punks knee, and as he falls you deliver another kick to his jaw. He staggers back and you try to think who he reminds you of. "He doesn't remind me of anything, what you on about mate?" You ask as you deliver a strong, hollow powered kick right to is bait and tackle. He is like a matou shinji mixed with a druggy, and fused with the worst of that fan base I refuse to speak about because you damn well know why. "No, I don't!" You protest as the creature's doll tries to assail you, but a strong spinning back kick ends that problem.

You crank up your Tesla's revenge before shocking the loser and throwing him to the edge of the roof. He nearly falls over, only managing to grip the ledge with his tiny human like finger. "Oh god, Save me!" He shouts and you see the abomination try to move towards him, but you are standing between him, his dolls, and the nearly falling boy.
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"Please! I'll tell you what I know, I swear!" The boy shouts from the ledge as a strong gust nearly throws him from the roof.

What do you do? What do you say?
[]Step on fingers, I always wanted to
[]Fight the creature
[]Talk
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

Rolled 3

>>26478893
STEP ON FINGERS

>>26478893
[x] Fight the creature

maximum annihilofuck

>>26478893
Knock his ass out. We'll interrogate him in a secure environment.

>>26478893
This is the bount controlling the doll, right? Not the shinigami slave puppet?
>[]Talk
Release the quincies.
>[]Step on fingers, I always wanted to
But not full weight yet. Just have our foot touching the knuckles. And start having electricity flaring around us.
>[]Other, please specify
Then rip his head off either way.

>>26478893
Murder the shit out of that doll

>>26478893
>]Other, please specify
Point blank cero. Not pandora, just a cero.

>>26478893
The guy commands a flying monster. Cry "I've got you boyo!" then reach down and sink our claws into his wrist as we lift him up. Pump him full of insanity, kill him (severed artery or broken neck) and then hick him off the building. Make sure he's dead or a vegetable before his escape route - I mean flying monster - can gt to him.

>>26478893
>[]Step on fingers, I always wanted to

>>26478956
Correct. This is the bount guy you figure has the monster on the leash since that is how Victoria worked until she became the flame snake god of Hue Co.

>>26478984
Bola, cero takes a few seconds to charge and we have less time thn that.

iirc, sufficiently kicking the shit out of a bount will make their doll turn on them.

Kinda metaing right here, but this guy is about to get the shit ripped out of him by his own doll. He's not yelling to save him about the fall; if he can live through our kicks like this, he can live through this puny fall.

>>26479008
Hah

We fucked up, but at least it ended up being funny.

Grab his hand, lift him up.

Use him as a flail to beat the shit out of the puppet with.

>>26479008
>flame snake god of Hue Co
we should probably do something about that.

>>26478893
Kill doll.

Bount are pretty powerless without their doll. We can interrogate the hell out of him after that.

>>26478893
Step on his fingers one at a time while interrogating him.

Rolled 53

>>26479000
Lets go with this.

>>26479035
>He's not yelling to save him about the fall; if he can live through our kicks like this, he can live through this puny fall.
At least that parts not meta.

>>26478893
>[]Talk
We should use this.
"What? You scared of a little fall like that? You just lived through some kicks that hit harder than this puny height. Fuck's wrong wit u m8?"


Any agree?

Bount elimination operation seems to be a go.

>>26478893
Lift him up.
Then drop him.

>>26479086
What are you, how many of you are there, what are you trying to accomplish, how do you want your hamburger cooked?

Then crush him into a pile of ground meat.

>I am now picturing Risa standing atop a building in a "What you lookin at?" pose while junkie bount plummets to death and it says in huge bold letters "THREW IT ON THE GROUND."

>>26479000
If we do this, let's take a note from Scar and whiper "Long live the King!"

>>26479170
¿But we are the taser?