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>>26505148

Your first job as Warmaster and already you've allowed such a horrible breach of security. Yes, she didn't do anything to the Principal, and she seems to have been driven out already - but the fact that she got away scot-free, and even had the audacity to leave you her calling card (along with her disguise)...well, it's not doing anything to improve your mood.

She had her run of the place. It doesn't matter that NECO didn't so much as sneeze at the Principal - but she could have had. She was close enough to see you scratch your fucking ass under the table, for fuck's sake. She could have killed Ruri in a dozen or so ways, and you wouldn't have been able to stop her even if you tried.

Jesus fucking Christ. Things used to be so simple before you got better.

You can't help but pine for the times when everything was so blindingly simple. Drown yourself in whisky, crunch down on painkillers, and kill everyone you're pointed at.

It was a simpler time. A happier time. A softer, less sober time.

. . .

Well, never mind. There's time enough to bitch and complain later. Right now you need to contain this situation and make sure it doesn't happen again.

"It seems she's been publishing some profiles about a few people, too." Enishi replies beside you as you angrily sip at your iced coffee. "Ooh. There's Sayaka-chan, Kirika-chan - Blessed Lady keep her soul always - and Miss Malal. Also a few girls from the Eighth Officio, some of whom ring a bell but not really all that familiar. All of them outdated, though...Sayaka-chan's not really into metal anymore, she's bought into the idol hype."

[1/2]

>>26505154

Profiles, huh? Did she post a profile of you? How about Kharn, or Mami, or Kyoko?

"None that I can find, Warmaster." Enishi reports. "Goodness, she seems to have quite the list, though...perhaps she's keeping others to herself?" A moment. "...Ugh, I hope she doesn't have anything on Noriko. Father does not need his hypertension exacerbated by this getting out."

You turn the insulting calling card in your hand, glaring down at it.

What do you do now?

[]Leave it. This can wait till morning. It's just an amateur journalist, when all is said and done. You'll just shoot every one that you come across now.
[]Kyuubey must be notified. Call him.
[]Other.

I love you Decu

>>26505164
[x]Kyuubey must be notified. Call him.
At the very least he needs to hijack the account. Not to shut her down, but to discredit her.

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>>26505164
>[X]Leave it. This can wait till morning. It's just an amateur journalist, when all is said and done. You'll just shoot every one that you come across now.

Send Kyubey a text message with the URL for the chirpee and leave it at that. We're Warmaster now and we're supposed to make our own decisions, but he should be notified just in case he doesn't already know, which is unlikely imo.

>>26505164
>[X] Kyuubey must be notified. Call him.
Perhaps he can help?

>[X]Leave it. This can wait till morning. It's just an amateur journalist, when all is said and done. You'll just shoot every one that you come across now.

>>26505189
Pretty much

>>26505164
[x]Kyuubey must be notified. Call him.
Maybe this is already a known problem, maybe not. Better to annoy the boss telling him about a problem he knows than assume he does and get shot in the ass for it.

[x]Other.
We should totally hire this girl. She's got talent. It's our fuck-up, we should be mad at ourself for letting her get past. But that's some pretty good skills.

>>26505164
[X] wait until morning
We don't have anything solid to go on yet and we don't need to run to Kyuubey every time something comes up

Try and remember how Malal did things ( because Kharn responded to most things much like we used to )

>>26505164
[X]Kyuubey must be notified. Call him.
Call the deplorable mutant cat.

>>26505164
>[X]Call QB, wasn't he in charge of the ensuring that MG stuff get's blacked out in all media regarding this case? Well HE BETTER FUCKING BLACK THIS OUT, BEFORE CHIAKI DOES.

That NECO, gonna find out just how quickly we can run through nine lives.

Also, send Mami a text, we found a new ringtone for her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br1fuTY1-Zg

>>26505210
We'll 'hire' her alright. Right in the kneecaps.
And then, when she's down, bleeding from both stumps, we'll give her a choice. She can find out, personally, just how real Magical Girls are, or we can 'hire' her in the face.

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"Why is she so good, Cat? Can she stop time? Why can she stop time, Cat? I thought I was special. WHY THE FUCK SHE CAN GET PAST EVERYTHING?!"

"being Warmaster sucks..."

>>26505220
OH FUCK, RIGHT IN THE NOSTALGIA

>>26505164
>[X]Kyuubey must be notified. Call him.

he would want to know about this. After that we get some well deserved sleep.

>>26505220
While Mami is a pure, elegant paragon of destruction.. this fits better - http://youtu.be/YoGMJHbV4Wk

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NECO @MGsAreReal 5m

I'M AWAEK O 3 O oh wow glad i set an alarm nya~

>>26505164
[X] see what Enishi thinks, does she have an ideas for stopping this from happening again?

Might as well use her since we went to the trouble of bringing her in.

>>26505164
[x]Kyuubey must be interrogated. Call him.

>>26505164
[x]Leave it. This can wait till morning. It's just an amateur journalist, when all is said and done. You'll just shoot every one that you come across now.

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>>26505220
I hate you, with every fiber of my being.
I tried hard not to laugh.

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>>26505164

[x]"I want you to set our best Callidus on that thieving cat. Find out who she is and more importantly where she is. She is so fucking dead."

Guys, while this is just some Newbie-Journo, I would like to point out that she not only gave out Meguca-Names and and Information out freely. This is not just something we can ignore and pass by if you think that we fucking purged entire Yakuza-Branches for knowing TOO fucking much.

And she gave out names of our megucas, that means that families and identities of agents have been compromised.

This is not fucking something we can just shrug off. This cat needs to die before she starts spreading more stuff she might know.

Can we just bypass the cat?

I mean, he doesn't need to know of EVERY operational slipup. We can brief him afterwards, just contact tech support and tell them to SHUT DAT NECOCAT UP

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>>26505317
Nope, this is QB's shit to deal with now too. Agent's on other op's may be compromised now and we don't know where or who it could be. QB also has the ability to shut down media to an extent through his political contacts. And Mami is probably the only person in the officio who know's exactly where everyone is and what they're doing, so she needs to be brought into the loop so she can appraise the situation and decide if ops need to be scrubbed because of this.
Mami is so amazing.

>>26505164

>>26505317
[x] this sounds reasonable.

>>26505317
We probably could, if we knew who to call.
We know we have an entire department dedicated to intel and counter-intel, but we don't know who is in charge.
That's what made Malal do indispensable to Kharn, and why we depend so much on Mami to get things done.

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We have been komprymised!
Plug the hole and find NECO!

>>26505347
Play it smart, anon brains.

>>26505315

Erm... we're TALKING TO HIS BEST CALLIDUS.

We already pulled the 'I want your best Callidus' card after the Yakuza mind-rape card incident, and SHE'S STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO US.

>>26505357
we have the Callidus rank master next to us, right? She should know this kind of thing. Man we really need to go and colelct some internal contact info.

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>>26505148
Deculture taking writing lessons for Gen Urabutcher. Haha

We need to get Amber to design a stress kneecap for us.

>>26505315
If you would remember, while the Incubators don't want the existence of MG's to become common knowledge to the public, they are not too concerned when it comes to the type of people that become their clients.
Kyousuke's security company and its staff know about MG's and the existence of magic, for one.
And they haven't purged any yakuza for knowing too much. The only yakuza purge was a contract from a rival gumi to take out a competitor, not to silence anyone.

>>26505164
>[x]Kyuubey must be notified. Call him.
coobie must know

>>26505416
The difference is, those people don't go hosting websites named 'magicalgirlsarereal.com' and hopping on social media and shouting it to the world.

>>26505317
I was under the impression he was responsible directly for doing media blackouts through his personal contacts, if our tech division is the one in charge of that however, yes, as Warmaster, call them.

Also, figure out how this furball is spying on us without us knowing.

>amateur journalist
>incredible access to information even seemingly unobtainable information
>has inside sources even in Santa Destroy
>likely working with a magical girl with a penchant for spying remotely
>opening gaps is easiest way to spy without caught if you have the right MG support.

Lets ask our Callidus rank leader what she thinks of this development and if she has an idea how to counter it, she is a spy, might be good to get some advice.

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<- I used to be a magical girl like you but then I took an arrow in the knee

>>26505315
>>26505317
>>26505453

[x] A Mash-Up of those three.

>>26505448
And people like that get treated like UFO enthusiasts, the Ancient Aliens guys, and conspiracy theorists.
In other words, the Incubators don't care so long as there isn't verifiable proof of magic and Magical Girls and it doesn't go on any of the mainstream media.

>>26505491
There aren't live webcasts of UFOs hanging around with internationally famous idols.

Really, the easiest option is to turn to the callidus, say "Deal with it", put on some shades, and go back to sleep. I'm sure she'd actually have some idea of what the procedure for dealing with this kind of thing is, and if she fucks up we can tell her off afterwards.

After that we can take stock of our options.

>>26505164
Such is life, MGNQ appears right before I need to go to bed to be ready for work.

I'll say this, NECO is dangerous, but in the know, perhaps if we can catch her and turn her, recruit her into the office, let hre spy to peek on other officios. I like >>26505453
suggestion of talking to the Rank-leader, someone mentioned she was standing there with us, I recall that because one of her squad brought us the phone with the chirpee account in the first place.

>went through the pastebins
>Miki can pull swords out of strange places
>Kyoko gets home, "Sayaka, is that a sword in your panties or are you just happy to see me."
>"Yes, both."

>>26505500
And there aren't live webcasts of anything but cosplayers around internationally famous idols, either.

>>26505505

[x]

Sounds Warmasterly to me

Delegation without Micromanaging.

>>26505506
Sayaka can only pull swords out of cakes.
>>26505514
Are you for real?

>>26505500
We are just a cosplayer, that's been mentioned numerous times on Ruri's webcast. As long as we don't use obvious magic our cover is intact.

UFO enthusiasts have taken thousands of photos of what they claim to be UFO's, as well as video, but no one takes them seriously. The same applies here.

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>>26505186 >>26505194 >>26505206 >>26505217

You take out your own smartphone and quick-dial Kyuubey. Yes, it's already late, and while you're aware that even mutant cats sleep, you also know that he keeps the strangest hours. There's a pretty good chance he's still awake. If not, well, you need him up anyway.

Kyuubey answers at the third ring, and he doesn't sound the least bit sleepy.

"Matsuda? This is rare. What can I help you with? Did the staff you asked for arrive in time? Are they to your satisfaction?"

Beside you, Enishi seems to only just realize that you're calling someone, and quickly excuses herself, stepping away from you and turning her back. Giving you...unneeded privacy, you guess.

You reply to the affirmative, telling him that they've been quite efficient so far. You have no complaints. ...Speaking of, was sending the Callidus Rank Leader over necessary?

"Only the best for my Warmaster," Kyuubey says, with just the slightest hint of pride. "Besides, this is quite the unprecedented PR event. We've received no less than ten job requests since you were on air. Mami is on paid overtime to work on them as we speak."

Huh. Well. that's...good. But you need to tell him something.

"...Is this the part where you tell me that you've accidentally shot the Principal in the leg, Matsuda?"

What? No. ...No, of course not!

"Ah. Well." Kyuubey almost sounds disappointed, but also relieved. "What is it, then?"

How do you tell Kyuubey?

>>26505500
Given that some of the idols already look much like something from another planet, people might not even notice.

>>26505505
[x]
Something like that except the words should be
"How do we find It and how can we kill It"

>>26505535
[x] "There's some web journalist snooping around. She's an MG enthusiast, got a Chirpee account and everything. She's good; a little too good. She might become a problem, with the info she's gotten on us and the 8th Officio's girls."
Give him the Chirpee account and the name.

>>26505535
We seem to have a rogue journalist causing troubles around the place
She has a chirpee account called mgsarereal and has a surprising amount of inside information

You might want to do something about that

>>26505535
"We've uncovered a large and ongoing security breach of the Officio, which is currently targeted towards exposing all details of this mission. We'd like countermeasures put in place for dealing with it whilst we work on shutting it down from our end."

Then give him the details we know about NECO and ask if he has any recommendations for how he'd prefer we handle her.

>>26505535
[x]
You're both cats
You both know everything

There's an AMATEUR JOURNALIST on the lose and I want kil-APPREhend her so much

Yeah

>>26505535
>>26505579
[x]Sure, let's go with this.

>>26505535
>There is another cat out there that goes by the name of NECO, it needs to die. Where going to go down in medical science for discovering 18 new kneecaps to shoot before we're done with that NECO bitch.

In the meantime Cubes needs to prevent that cunt from spreading out anymore information, get a hold of Mami, compare notes, check on everyone out on senstive ops particularly undercover ops. There's no telling how much and how long she's been active doing this, we also need to review security protocols after this op to prevent this sort of thing in the future. It might be beneficial to bring her in if possible, maybe turn her, she'll need a wheel chair though.

>>26505572
>>26505573
>>26505574
[x]Don't forget to mention there might be an internal leak from what the cat's saying. THAT is a matter for coobie to know and look into.
It's not lead to bad things and so a terminal punishment is probably in order but leaking company info is not good, not good at all.

>>26505535
>>26505572
[X] This

Finally made.

>>26505491

Yeah, except that this shit gets problematic if you publish someones real name etc.

Obviusly not in America, because your laws are only there to protect companies and not citizens but holy shit, you try to pull that in Europe or some of the asian countries and you better prepare your ass for police and lawsuits.

And here we go a step further, there is someone who gives out of names of supposed Magical Girls. This is like giving out names of supposed NSA or CIA Agents.

And now tell me that this would not be problematic and that no one would react to that, I dare you. I doubledare you.
So please stop being retarded on purpose and just shut the fuck up when you are obviously wrong. Thanks.

>>26505535
[x] "There is no way I am ever taking another Idol job ever, so you can just throw all those out right now."

>>26505535
>>26505572

Pretty much this.

>>26505535

[X] >>26505572

would like to know how the hell she managed to pull it all off.

As much as I don't like relying on the cat too much (high rank, so now we should get a bit more proactive, more independent, take some initiatives on our own, etc), gotta say I love its portrayal and our interactions with it.

I can imagine the voice just fine.

>>26505641
>>Thisis likegiving out names of supposed NSA or CIA Agents.

Yeah. It's a fun ooc detail but this shit doesn't fly IC. Just send a Vindicare after her and get it over with. Coordinate a media cleanup and call it a day.

>>26505723
>>26505733
Perhaps, but some hack journalist that could go past half-a-dozen MGs without so much as a slip-up isn't someone to be trifled with.

Chiaki ain't no Callidus, she's best at shooting people.

>>26505733
seeing how she has better intel than coobs, I reckon we should forcibly recruit her to our cause, if only to be our personal intel printer

Since we've got her Chirpee account we can probably make contact with her directly. One of the girls has a chirpee account no doubt, could just follow her and tweet her.

>Wonder how easy it would be to just walk back in...guess squad hiryu's watching the place nyow = 3 =

We could just tell her if she wants info so bad she should set up an interview.

http://pastebin.com/rsaCv9yv

>Implying time stop isn't game-dev level bullshit of an ability.

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>>26505733
>>26505742
>>26505760

We know that we can`t trust that little shit and I believe she needs to be punished for the shit she pulled and the people she possibly endangered.
On the pragmatic side, though, it seems like a waste to just off someone who is so good and pulling shit like that.

So that just leaves us with a very cruel and very effective solution: We either shoot her or force her into a contract at gunpoint.

>>26505886
arent there those two other classes that are dedicated to finding out info and whatnot, that are not really magical girls?

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You're a retard, NECO-san.

Zawa Zawa.

I think we should capture her. Have someone rough her up, bring her in and then see if we kill her or make her an offer that will get her killed it she refuses.

>>26505886
>trick her into crying out "I wish I'd never taken this job!"
>evidence erased, new coworker

>>26505189
Nicehatperson, just a thought: If you ever add Kyubey to the height chart, make sure he's on his tower of glory.

>>26505895
We don't really want to leave her a way out.

>>26505535
[x]Tell him that we'd like to know how much Kyuubs knows about this cat with the Chirpee, and how to skin it. Or failing that, recruit it.

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>>26505915

I'm doing this because this is the coolest thing ever. Let me write that down so that I don't forget.

Also, here's the latest version. Haven't worked on it since a few days ago, sadly.

http://pastebin.com/rsaCv9yv
>TRIVIA
>-Hiiii Murderface! We need to have a chat later nya~
Yes, yes we d-
>-Murderface Matsuda is an ass man, and has a loyal sexcretary she keeps at her side at (almost) all times.
RETRACT PREVIOUS CAPTURE ORDERS
KILL ON SIGHT
KILL ON SIGHT
[x] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

>>26505947
>http://pastebin.com/rsaCv9yv
[x]Shoot off her ass

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>>26505942

cool!

here have a Mami.

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>>26505947

>>26506026
MIRRORS ARE MORE FUN THAN TELEVISION.

>>26505572

You tell him, as curtly as you can, that there's some web journalist snooping around. MG groupie, has a Chirpee account and everything. She's good - you'll own up to the fact that she managed to get past you and the security detail, despite your best efforts, which is impressive in its own right - but a bit too good. You also tell him that she might become a problem iin the long run, with the info she's gotten on the Officio, as well as some people from the Eighth.

There's a pregnant pause here, and when Kyuubey finally speaks up, you're almost disappointed that he doesn't sound...well, disappointed. As if he'd been expecting this all along.

"Ah, I see. Yes, I'm viewing it now. ...Hmm. Well, now. This is certainly interesting. Interesting indeed." Another moment. "She seems to have published another profile while we're talking."

. . .Another profile? Whose is it?

"Yours," Kyuubey says, and Enishi had already stepped forward to show you the profile on her phone. You scan it quickly, your own eyes widening as you read some stuff about...well, you. She knows about...about your amnesia. Your ability. The Golden Desert Eagle you picked up.

Hah, she's even given you those stupid ability ratings. ...C? Noodly? What the fuck is this shit. You're not noodly!

"I must say, she reads like she's quite interested in you. And what is this about you being an 'ass man'? Do you have an unhealthy fixation on that part of the human anatomy, Matsuda? Should I keep this in mind when assigning staff to fulfill your requests?"

W-what? N...no. No, he doesn't. You...you don't really care. You don't, goddammit!

"There is no need to be defensive or upset, Matsuda." Kyuubey's voice is patient, calm. "Now, what seems to be the problem here, then?"

. . .Isn't it obvious? This NECO is publishing information! Names and rank! Information that--

[1/2]

>>26506049

"--is readily available on our homepage?" Kyuubey interjects, here. "Granted, some of the information here is a bit disturbing - I had no idea that Malal's tears could have been used for cancer research, for instance - but you do know that basic information about Warmasters and their rank leaders are available to the general public?" A moment. "I fail to see exactly how this can be troubling. She doesn't seem to be posting about locations and number of people on guard, at the very least."

What? Available to the public? But...but the chirps! Surely the fucking mutant cat can see how this could be used against--

"Yes, I am aware how this could be used in the wrong way, Matsuda. But who is going to believe this girl? This is tantamount to seeing your name on a tabloid." A sigh. "Who is going to see this? The Tojo Group? As we've seen, anyone who may take advantage of this - and again, I fail to see in her account where she specifically gave away critical information - already has Magical Girls under their employ."

He has a point, but...

"This will be taken as it sounds like - a crackpot reporter with too much time on their hands. I will remind you that this is not the first time some independent media source has tried to expose us. I've had them taken care of, until I realized that the world at large simply is too jaded and weary to even believe in Magical Girls. Or aliens. Or mutant cats that talk." Another sigh. "We will die without being remembered, Matsuda. A bit of media coverage is nothing dangerous. Trust me on this, at least."

Hnh. The cat sounds a bit...too sure about himself. As if he's defending NECO somehow.

How do you respond?

>>26505535
>"...Is this the part where you tell me that you've accidentally shot the Principal in the leg, Matsuda?"

fukkin coobs

[X] We've got an amateur journalist on the loose. Slipped security, left a calling card, knows way the fuck too much about too many things. I want her blacked out.
Then send the Chirpee info.

>>26506055
is NECO his illegitimate daughter?

>>26506055
{x]"...NECO. Mutant cat. Kyuubey, are you actually NECO's true identity?"

>>26506055
[x]
complete
fucking
deadpan

"She's from YOUR kind, isn't she"

So it's just information on the ninth? Because if they have info on the other officios, then, as unreliable as it may be, it'd be worth looking into.

My first post in a MGNQ thread. I'm so excited!

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>>26505947

This cat is so fucking dead.

>>26506055
[X] "...You set this up."

>>26506055
[x]"Is she working for you? If she is, I can relax about it. I'm less worried about people publishing things about me and more people who are able to get close enough to shoot down the principal - AND me - without me even knowing about it!"

>>26505641
Its been shown that except for Malal, who didn't want her real identity known for her own reasons, and Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake, everyone has been using their real names, from official business to interacting with other Officio's to Ruri's live webcast.
Having a name and magical girl status published on a fringe website or a conspiracy nut's Chirpee account is redundant for anyone actually in the know, and is safely ignored by the rest of the public.

Not to mention, as QB said, ALL OF THIS IS ALREADY PUBLICALLY AVAILABLE, as was implied much, much earlier when the Warmaster profiles were mentioned.
So yeah, your argument is invalid.

>>26506055
[x] "Then you would not mind if I blow her kneecaps out if I see her?"

>>26506055
So THAT's how she got past security. Chick's an Incubator with too much time on her hands.

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>>26505947
We are so calling Midorin our sexcretary to fuck with her now.

Wanna hear some otaku noises.

>>26506089
>that image macro

There's that butt fixation again.

>Lord arsemi
Captcha, not you too!

>>26506055
[x] Regardless of whether the general public will believe her about magical girls, she's still compromising an ongoing operation. We'd appreciate if she were locked out of her sites, tracked down, and... apprehended. As peacefully as possible.
We want her as an asset. Or a punching bag. Her choice.

>>26506109
An incubator... in a dress? Wouldn't that be -more- conspicuous?

>>26506055
>How do you respond?
>[x] "I never really wanted to think about it but..." sigh "It's known fact that humans will eventually attempt to fuck any lifeform they encounter. So... is there such thing as half-incubators?"

>>26506055
[x] "She's an asset? Perhaps part of a disinformation unit when you need her? Is she going to be a problem, or does she know enough to not say anything that could jeopardize my mission here?"

>>26506115
>Homura Arsemi

Pfffffft. Hahahah.

and again we are lacking common information. We definitely need to investigate our own damn officio once this job is over or we'llkeep making a fool of ourself because we are aparantly the only one who doesn't know.

>>26506055

[X] he has a point...

Surprise surprise, he may not be telling everything! Well, I don't think there's too much cause for alarm, we can certainly let that slide - for now.

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>>26506115
>There's that butt fixation again.
You...

>>26506049
>And what is this about you being an 'ass man'? Do you have an unhealthy fixation on that part of the human anatomy, Matsuda? Should I keep this in mind when assigning staff to fulfill your requests?"

QB was offering to hook us up with big booty bitches?

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>>26506125
>>26506130
>>26506075
>>26506073
>>26506072
>mutant cat in a dress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcTxd5qQChw

>>26506135

I'm sure Coobie can cut us some slack on this because amnesia and everything. It was implied that Chiaki's profile was publicly available to other incubators when she became Warmaster candidate. The fact that QB Heavy Industries has all the girls listed as employees on a public website is new

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>>26506152
Yep. Coobie be pimpin'

>>26506049
>>26506055

[x]Try not to be pissed
[x]Be pissed anyway
[x]"You do not seem surprised. How long did you know about her and what else do you know about her? If I find out that she is one of your secret agents or something I will splatter you all over your pretty little office repeatedly until the walls are coloured with Dickbutt."

>>26506135
Yeah, it's almost like we've had multiple bouts of amnesia or something.

>>26506152
>>26506172

He's been talking to 8ball too much. His manerisms have rubbed off on coobs.

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>>26506158

Oh my gawd

We need to let our callidus rank lead see the next profile.

I cannot breath.

>>26506195
>that fucking profile

It's Noriko, isn't it?

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>>Enishi profile

just stare at her

>>26506195
CHARM S [should be f for fat]


My sides.

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>>26506191

>>26506195
Shes probably already reading it.

>>26506232
she's probably already eating it

>>26506219
[x]fucking this, holy shit

>>26506195
Well shit.

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>>26506218
>-While she’s the current Grandmaster of the Karasawa Techniques of Voyeurism and Self-Concealment, that and her slimy charm are all she has – she cannot be relied on to push a car, even when it’s really important.

>>26506135
We went through two bouts of amnesia in less than so many months; I think we can be given a little slack. Though it does point out that we need to spend a day or two just relearning the ropes of our Officio. Maybe read the Magical Girl Uplifting Primer that was mentioned all new girls read.

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>>26506222

>>26506195
Oh god yes. We totally need to just stare at Enishi and then, after a long uncomfortable silence just deliver this in a fucking deadpan:

"If its of any comfort for you, I don`t think you are fat."

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>>26506195
Pictured: NECO

>>26506250
>>26506219
[x] this.

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>>26506111

I want to do other things to Midorin beside calling her sexcretary.

Hatguy, Hatguy... Finish this one!

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So wait, are we dealing with something like this?

>>26506250
[X] YES

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>>26506250
Yesssss.

>>26506250
[X] This one.

>>26506250
5thing this.

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This is all your fault!

>>26506346
I like how it captures the exact moment kyoko's face turns from "surprise! I'm home!" to "what the shit?!"

>>26506195

that profile is kinda mean.

>>26506373
We don't owe her any favors.

>>26506373
NECO is kind of petty.

And angry at the only person who can detect her.

Fuck you, NECO-chama.

Enishi is mai waifu.

Kimonos are probably good at hiding fat

>>26506373
>>26506389
Worry not anons. One day we'll catch that cat and you can avenge your fat, slimy, voyeur, soon to be christmas cake waifu.

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>>26506346
>mfw

>>26506235
i see what u did there. i like it

>>26506403
I've seen chicks make their boobs look huge by doing up corsets in such a way that it pushes all their belly fat upwards. I bet she does the same with the sash.

>>26506403
Or she wished to be slim, or hide her fat or something along the that. Changing appearance sounds like it would create a Callidus.

>>26506055
...Why are you protecting her you mutant cat?
What are you hiding?

>>26506413
At first I wanted to say that you forgot to mention "fat" but now I think you should have mentioned in twice or more just to make sure.

Is the last trivia in Enishi's profile a reference? I think I'm missing something.

itt : nobody likes kaguya

>>26506492
I like kaguya. But you have to laugh at it anyway.

>>26506492
Fuck you, I like Kaguya

So all the profiles are labeled as outdated, except for Chiakis, which is *SURVEILLANCE ONLY* and Enishis which is *CURRENT*.
Why does she have current information on Enishi but not Sayaka?

>>26506389
>Enishi is NECO
>The profile is simply a CLEVER RUSE

>>26506503
Maybe Making new profiles is a bigger priority than updating old ones. Or Sayaka was just out of position for her to get info one.

>>26506503
Sayaka manages to cover her MG self by being such a fangirl.

>>26506512
all that 'fat' is really just surveilance equipment in the Enishi suit.

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>>26506195

>>26506520
Or there's a personal grudge. Or it's Enishi being RUSEMISTRESS.

The possibilities are endless (but I bet it's her or Noriko god damn or one of their other siblings she has far too many).

>>26506072 >>26506073 >>26506075 >>26506095 >>26506098

You blink as realization suddenly dawns on you. ...Kyuubey set this up, didn't he? Is he one of his spies? If she's actually on the payroll, you can relax about it - you're less worried about people publishing shit about you, and more of people getting too close to the goddamn principal without you not knowing!

"...While I can't confirm or deny that, Matsuda, I do agree that it does look rather off, her being able to shadow you despite...well, you are my Warmaster, after all." You could almost hear the smirk in his voice. "Despite this, it seems sending Squad Hiryu and Karasawa Enishi over has scared her off, at least. Take care to be more vigilant, in any case, and make sure this doesn't happen again."

Right. Yeah. You'll just...yeah.

You still can't believe it, anyway. And it's rustled your jimmies something fierce.

"Good. Use that frustration to make sure it doesn't happen again. But as for this NECO individual...she's not a threat. Not yet. But if she becomes one, then she will be handled. Understood?"

That makes you feel better, at least. But yeah. You get it.

"Very well. Is there anything else, Matsuda?"

Beside you, Enishi seems to have started making muffled noises. Her shoulders shaking, her eyes wide as she stares at the screen of her phone. The color all but drained from her face.

Huh? What's wrong? You crane your neck slightly to peek at her screen, and...

...Oh. Wow. That's...wow.

"Matsuda? Matsuda, what seems to be the problem?" Kyuubey's voice comes on again, concerned. "Matsuda?"

You take a moment to reply. There's...nothing. Nothing's wrong. You don't have anything else to tell him.

"Ah. Right. Very well. Goodnight, Matsuda."

[1/2]

>>26506562

The Incubator clicks off, and it's here that Enishi begins to sob into her sleeves. She would've dropped her phone had it not been for you ducking and catching it. And reading the rest of her profile.

...Wow. Whoever this NECO is, she's...she basically ripped Enishi to shreds. In public.

"I...I never...! I wasn't fat, I-I just had a weight problem!" The Callidus Rank Leader, earlier so confident and haughty, is now all but reduced to a sobbing wreck. "A-and I'm saving myself for marriage! T-there's nothing WRONG with waiting!"

She lifts up her face to look at you, and...for a moment, there, she looked exactly like how Noriko was, earlier.

"W-Warmaster, please, you agree with me, right--?!"

How do you respond?

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>>26506492
>liking Kaguya

Why would you do that?

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>>26506550
>all this speculah about which character NECO really is
>it's actually some completely unrelated person we've never seen before
>exists purely to troll anyone paranoid enough

>>26506568
[x]I'm not an ass man, so it's pretty clear this info is pretty off.

>>26506568
>>26506250

[x] This is our response.

>>26506568

>>26506250
[x]

>>26506250
[x] this.

>>26506568

do
>>26506219
>>26506250
[x]

>>26506568
[x] "Lot of girls have trouble with their weight. And waiting isn't wrong or anything."

>>26506568
[x] I don't think you're fat.

And still, you're presented as an individual with principles while I'm...
>deadpan
...A noodly pervert

(then swear a vengeance together with Enishi)

>>26506568
[x]Look her over.
"...It's hard to tell with the kimono on. Can I see you with it off?"
Total deadpan.

>>26506606
>>26506568

woops

>>26506568
[X] This
>>26506250

>>26506568
[x] "Absolutely. That's something that, once given, can never be returned. Making sure you give it to the right person is perfectly reasonable. And far more classy than just spreading your legs for the first guy you find with a fat payslip.
...
I now realise that I have no idea if I've ever gotten laid."

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So exactly HOW noodly and perverted are we talking here.

The hats still on isn't it?

>>26506568

>[x]"I don't care about your pre-contract life. I have no idea who I was. Perhaps I was some shy, awkward girl in my last life.

>>26506568
"You're a virgin? Do you mean if I had taken you up on your earlier offer, it would have been your first time?"

>>26506645
Yep.
Hat, silk pyjamas, shoulder-holstered DEagle.
Murderface, epitome of style.

>>26506632
... Clearly we need to make up for all our forgotten lost sexy times as quickly and *dramatically* as possible.

Hey, Midori, Sayaka, Kyouko. Come over here. I have an idea...

>>26506568

[X] "nothing wrong with that, she just has it in for you because she couldn't stay with you around."

optionally pat her on the head.

>>26506640
Noodlier than the Hanegawa family business.

>>26506568
These, basically:>>26506613
>>26506250

>>26506568
>How do you respond?
>[x] "Totally." Give headpats. Hug would be pushing it.

>>26506632
"...Not that it matters. Fucking hat."

>>26506678
Also, That.

>>26506662
To be honest, anyone who goes openly in pajamas AND Deagle holsters has to be either a loon or a complete fucking badass.

And both possibilities are equally scary

>>26506609
here, changing vote to

>>26506681
>>26506678
[x]

That's allowed, right?

>>26506568
Can we ask someone to get her some ice cream?

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>26506662
Too bad we quit drinking, such outfit is worth going with a glass of white russian

>>26506678
Chiaki Matsuda
The Badass
The Assman
The Idol Whisperer
The Patmaster

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>>26506693

>>26506678
[x] This.

Ask her if she wants some ice cream

Chiaki's theme song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIOtUAcH9Jw

>>26506678
[X] - this, head pat

>>26506718
>read that last one as 'Pastmaster'
I chuckled.

We are not going to hand out headpats like they're going out of style, dammit.
We are not a headpat slut.

>>26506568
>>26506591
>>26506613
>>26506632
>>26506660

Since when is Chiaki an assman? Seems like we spend a lot more time comparing breast sizes/secretly feeling up midori's chest.

>>26506782
Well, we did used to give out ass slaps for encouragement.

>>26506613
>And still, you're presented as an individual with principles while I'm...
>>deadpan
>...A noodly pervert
[x] this

>>26506782
NECO is confused. Sayaka is the ass man.

>>26506782

I remember one instance of grabbing Mami's derriere when she was in our old apartment but that's about it

>>26506782
But in public, we've patted butts.
Remember "touch fluffy bottom" or whatever it was?

Wait, that reminds me. How did she even see us go "gokigenyo motherfuckers"? How did anybody see that? I thought the entire room was dead at that point. Can somebody explain this to me?

>>26506492
who is this Kaguya?

>>26506816
There were survivors, from what was implied, and she could have had a remote camera with a wireless transmitter hidden in the ballroom in order to see the whole thing.

>>26506816
Magic NECO powers.

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>>26506816
>paranoia intensifies

>>26506568
[x] This >>26506250

>>26506568
don't be sad, be angry

>>26506816
>>26506835
It's the sot of thing Murderface would totally put in her after-action report to QB, and if NECO really is working for QB she's probably got access to those files.

>>26506816
Clearly she was watching us through a plothole.

>>26506816
She obviously read Chaiki's report to QB

>>26506660
We still could do that

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>>26506824
character that enishi's appearance is based off of; she's a touhou

maybe... NECO is QB listening in on everyone and everything because he has bugs everywhere and can listen in on MG conversations because of the soul gems and that this is his way of having fun.

if his brothers found out, they would have a field day about this.

>>26506816
Because Kyouko

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>>26506866

>>26506872

I'm just waiting for Moukou to appear.

>>26506870
It seems unlikely that Chiaki would go in to that much detail.

>a magical girl wished kyubey could feel emotions
>NECO is what the abomination produced

Decu, you can't give us Kaguya without Mokou showing up at some point.

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>>26506893

She already did. It was the other MG she was arguing with earlier.

>>26506879
>if his brothers found out, they would have a field day about this.
They already consider him something of a weirdo for his concern for his Magical Girls.
But at least he's not some profit fetishist pervert like the 3rd.

>>26506250
This. Then ask her if she'll find this little shit for us to kneecap. NECO will be at our mercy in a few hours I bet.

>>26506899
Magical girl wishes Coobie could feel emotions so he would love her, he falls in love with Mami instead. She swears revenge. He won't act on it because of lingering feelings of guilt and loyalty.

>>26506910

Huh... did not notice that.

Accept my humble apologies.

>>26506916
what is his fetish then?

>>26506937
Being petted.

>>26506937
Suffering. He's Noriko's biggest client.

>>26506910
Wait, where? Was it in the thread where we were first introduced to all the heads of each faction in the Officio?

>>26506937
Empathizing with his Contractees and feeling emotions. He's a sense offender who partakes of EC-10 material.

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>>26506872
She's the most endearing things. Canonically she's an (extremely) immortal badass who went so far than to save her (extremely) immortal girlfriend when she needed it. She's ruthless, doesn't hesitate to take action, and not a little self-centred.

First appearance.

Now she's a NEET who won't leave her basement and play video games all days. Her immortal girlfriend attends to her every need, and she's incapable to fight without Eirin.

Popular fandom interpretation who went almost canon, double take.

Now, her character is pretty malleable, and she's found in fandom in NEET-form, murderous form, and all in between.

>>26506967
No it was when Enishi and the squad turned up. Kaguya is scouting out the building with the other girls right now.

>>26506982
>all that bullshit
Hahahaha

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>>26506982
Personaly I read Inaba of the earth and Inaba of the moon as my first touhou manga, so that's the version which sticks in my head the most.

>>26506995

Wasn't that Kagura, one of the squad Hiryuu girls? We didn't get a description on any of them, so anon started thinking of them as the Azumanga squad because of that one name.

>>26507038
Retard moe Kaguya is the best Kaguya.

Zun approved, don't bother him about It

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On the subject of 4koma, I promised this last time.

>>26507116

Decu is so dominant.

>>26507116
>*whipcrack*
>kyaaaaah!
it's not abuse if she likes it

>>26507116
Hahaha!

>>26507116

I will carefully back away and avoid Decu from now on, I think...

>>26507116
Heh. Walfas.

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>>26506250 >>26506613 >>26506632

You stare at the desperate, tearful Callidus Rank Leader, before nodding slowly. ...Yes, you agree. Absolutely. Giving your virginity to someone is an important thing. Once given, it can't be returned, and waiting for the right person to give it to is perfectly reasonable. Much more classy than just spreading your legs for the first guy that comes around with a fat payslip - or a Warmaster with sharp metal shit for hands and feet. You're not even sure yourself if you've ever gotten laid, but you don't stress yourself out about it.

And no, before she asks, you don't think she looks fat at all.

Enishi's eyes go wide at this, before she smiles - and it's then that you have the split-second premonition that she would be hugging you any moment now. Horrifically, this is proven true, as she all but moves forward, both arms open, about to trap you into a silken embrace.

You manage to step back the exact moment she does so, one hand unconsciously straying to your Desert Eagle's holster. Enishi blinks at this again, before seemingly snapping out of her maudlin tantrum and managing to get herself back together again.

"I...I apologize for that, Warmaster. I forgot myself for a moment, there, as well as Mami-san's warning about how you value your personal space. For..." She takes a deep breath, here. "For that, I apologize. And I thank you for showing such wisdom that is now unfortunately uncommon in our Officio - and I daresay current society." Enishi sniffs here, and makes to wipe at her nose with her sleeve - but stops short of it, and does so with a handkerchief pulled from a pocket in her kimono somewhere.

Sisters. You allow her a few moments to yourself, before asking her if she'll be okay.

[1/2]

>>26507188

Enishi nods after a moment, dabbing at her eyes. "I'll...I'll be fine, Warmaster. As...as scathing and fraudulent that document is, it's not going to affect me or the way I handle myself in this operation. I am a Karasawa, and a Karasawa never breaks, not even the face of death - o-or immoral, freelance scum wallowing in yellow journalism!" She takes her phone from you, shooting the screen a dark look. "Once I find out who had the gall to tell her these things, I'll..." Enishi falls silent, shaking her head, seething now.

She shouldn't take it so seriously, you tell her, reaching forward to give her a comradely slap - when all too late, you notice that your hand is aiming too low for that mark.

Way, way lower than that.

The smack your hand makes against soft, silk-encased Callidus bottom is deafeningly loud. And immediately, you realize that she's not wearing any underwear.

"A-ah! W-Warmaster, please...!" Enishi moans, turning to look at you, blushing crimson. "I...I mean, I don't mind, but..." She looks around furtively, before trying to meet your eyes. She doesn't succeed. "This...this NECO person may spot us again, and...and my younger sister is here..."

How do you react?

>>26507193
...I could get behind Enishi.

But Chiaki's already there.

>>26507193
"Meant to give you a reassuring pat on the back. Warmaster's word."

Then get back to what we were doing before.

>>26507193
[x]Spaghetti recovery mode.
"........I was just confirming again that you aren't fat. You can go about your business now."

>>26507193
"It was supposed to hit your back, it's not my fault you are taller than me. Now, get to work"

>>26507193
[x] Make a terrible poker face and propose a sweet vengeance.
And ask her how do we catch that thing.
Generally try to act like nothing happened.

Full awkward

>>26507225
>>26507236
Thirding

>>26507193
And I'm back from World of Tanks.

I really, really hope neither NECO or Midori are here right now.

>>26507193
[x] "Goddamn fucking hat. I need to get this thing laid. You know if any of the Idols are sleeping around?"

>>26507193

Nod and let her go about her stuff.

DONT SAY ANYTHING OR DO ANYTHING FURTHER.

>>26507193
[x] "Of course. I'll leave you to your duties. Good night."
We really should be going to sleep; tomorrow's our first day of the concert.

>>26507225
Forgot my [x]

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>>26507193

>[x]"I must be tired"

Because tiredness is the answer to everything.

>>26507193

[X] "I didn't mean... My aim was off, by a lot."

>>26507253
Does Chiaki still have the hat? I thought we were in pajamas?

>>26507193

[x] "NECO has left because you came. You deserve a reward."

Crank the lewdness up.

>Neco now has chiaki_hand_on_enshi_butt.jpg
NECOOOOOOOOO

>>26507254
[x]SAY NOTHING
Denials will only result in further embarrassment and spaghetti-spilling.

>>26507193

[x]"I would like you to remind you once more that I am not Kharn.

And you are one of my best Callidus according to the Dickbutt, investigate the mouthy cat, if there are leaks in the Officio I want them plugged. "

>>26507277
>NECO has left because you came.
Not yet she hasn't.

>>26507193
>>26507236
>[x] this.

>>26507258
we already decided not to sleep on the job, didn't we?

>>26507289
2nt'd

You guys are boring. Chiaki needs some...adventures, with the other decent Magical Girls.

There's nothing wrong in doing this, once in a while. Even Decu wants it, or he wouldn't put so many opportunities for this kind of thing.

>>26507314
I won't throw away watermelon end for a mountain of lesser girls.

>>26507270
We put it on when Hiryu Squad showed up.

>>26507293

That's even better.

[X] "They can watch if they want to. Not like anyone's gonna believe them anyway.

>>26507314

There is a time and place for that and the right butt. Namely Midobutt.

>>26507314
>he thinks Midori isn't decent

Though to be fair, she probably won't be after we've had our fun.

>>26507314
>talk about not spreading your legs for any old person
>rape them
No. Hypocrisy bad.

>>26507314
But not with the nearest girl when the lewds strike. Despite the amnesia we are the kind of person who would turn back time for the one we love. That said:

>>26507333
Watermelon end is best end.

>>26507340
Anon confirmed for not lewd enough.

There's another way you can read that, you know.

>>26507314
Go away Slanesh

>>26507307
>we already decided not to sleep on the job, didn't we?
We have to sleep sometime; our undead status hasn't changed that.
And if we don't sleep now, how can we be at 100% tomorrow when the concert is actually running?

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>>26507116
call me pedantic or whatever

>>26507333
>implying that fooling around like this will compromise a character ending.
>endorsing the worst waifu in the story
>implying that midori is a better choice than even nameless/faceless characters

Midori a shit.

>>26507314
>>26507314

I just want Midori to happen first alright? Don't judge me

>>26507314
Nyet. Chiaki already fucked up once and she ain't doing it again.

>>26507337
Explains.

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>>26507314
You're right!I can't think of any way this could possibly come back to bite us in the ass later on!
Oh god, what if Pinky is NECO?

>>26507376
Curious as to what waifu you want, then.

Aside from Pinky, the Best Girl.

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>>26507376
>these misguided opinions

>>26507376
>bait.jpg

>>26507314
>>26507376
>not wanting watermelon's watermelons
worse than hitler.jpg

>tsionol posterior
captcha knows how it be

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>>26507376
Deal with it bitchcakes.

>>26507376
I respect your opinions, but they are wrong and you are personally a terrible human being.

>>26507376

Non, anon, a shit is you. And your taste.

The only girl we might cheat on Midori with isn`t here anyway.
Protip: [spoiler ]Its Amber. [/spoiler]

>>26507389

Pinky, obviously is the best. Mami is also much, much better. Ruri is showing to be a likeable character as well. Kyuubey in a skirt is also ok.
>>26507392

We should have shot Midori's soulgem isntead of her kneecaps.

>>26507383
Too many Shadowruns, Pinky would've had a word with Ruri over how she's "moving on" her girl.

>>26507428
...Hmm. While I like Midori, I also like the cut of Ruri's jib. Mami would just be some kind of creepy pseudo-incest thing with how Chiaki baby bird imprinted on her though.

>>26507452
>implying she wouldn't make that a threesome.