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>>26541547

"It may surprise you to learn that an annoying, full time megabitch like me actually knows how to display other human emotions besides anger and rage, thank you very much." The shadow of a grin plays on Sayaka's lips. "Unlike SOME people I know." She says, looking at you pointedly.

...But you also know how to show emotions other than those two, too...

"Like what, then?" The blue-haired Eversor crosses her arms underneath her chest. ...It's here that you realize that Sayaka's pulled on a simple, sheer white nightgown that ended in mid-thigh. You thought she was more of a pajama type herself. "Something besides 'Drunk Murderface' and 'Angry Murderface' and 'Hangover Murderface'?"

Welp. She's got you a bit figured out there. But she forgot about the Murderface that's happy about the promised pancakes, the Murderface that is VERY happy about eating the given pancakes, and the Murderface that's sad because there are no longer any pancakes.

"..." Sayaka looks at you with a strange expression, as if trying to figure out if you're fucking with her somehow. You half-expect her to burst out laughing while calling you a liar, but she instead nods curtly, seriously. "Yeah, guess I did. Forgot that you've really got it bad for Mami-san's pancakes." She shrugs at this. "Eh, well, not like anyone can blame you. They're pretty good."

They're not just good, they're perfect. They're heavenly. You still can't get over how the very first bite is so perfectly soft and warm and delicious at the same time, and...and it stays that way until the last bite.

"Oh, fuck, I totally know what you mean." Sayaka's mildly-irritated expression turns into one of intense longing. "I love how they're so soft and so light that they actually melt on your tongue if you don't put any syrup on them and you don't chew..."

[1/2]

>>26541581

It's here, then, that you share what may be the first commonality between you and the usually-combative Eversor. It's...kind of strange, when you consider that all your past interactions barring this one had the both of you mere inches from killing each other.

Suddenly, you hear a growl coming from the regions of Sayaka's torso, and you look at her mutely. She blinks at you, before reddening as she covers her stomach with a hand. "What?! It's a normal reaction! You got me thinking about Mami-san's pancakes, for fuck's sake! Gah, I'll have to order something from Room Service later, or I won't be able to sleep..."

. . .Well. Anyway. You wanted to talk to her regarding that profile she was reading. Specifically, the person who just eviscerated the Callidus Rank Leader over the internet.

"Oh, this NECO person, huh?" Sayaka nods. "Yeah, she interviewed me once. Said it was for a school project or something." She pauses here. "Huh, funny thing, really. For a kid she really knew her stuff about Magical Girls. She had this really big scrapbook about sightings and articles and stuff...kinda like an MG otaku, something like that." She shrugs. "What do you wanna know?"

How do you respond?

>>26541581
...I'm stuck agt work after a long day and very hungry.

You evil bastard.

But you're posting MGN, so I'll forgive you.

>>26541587

[x]"Does this NECO person actually look like a cat?"

>>26541587
[x] "If you've got any way to contact her, tell her to kindly fuck off and stop compromising active operations. She can gossip all she likes after we're gone."

>>26541587

[X] You know her?

>>26541587
[x] How do you contact her?

I love you Decu

>>26541621
[x] this

[x]ask about appearance, give description to eversor squad
wonder if she's actually an idol. probably not, but still

>>26541587
[X] Have you seen her around here? What does she look like?

>>26541587

[X] "You actually know her?" with a flat and unamused stare.

Get a physical description out of Sayaka, I guess. Contact info if we can swing it.

>>26541587
[x] "What does she look like? Anything unusual about her come to mind? She's been spying on us the entire day and I don't like it."

>>26541587

[X] "what does she look like and how does she carry herself?"

You guys know this is all useless since Neco seems to be a master of disguise and infiltration and can probably change her appearance almost at will

[x]ask if she thinks neco is a magical girl

>>26541587
>>26541782
I 2nd this

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Does Sakura from Street Fighter count as a magical girl? I would make her an Eversor with minor short-ranged attacks.

>>26541587
[x]Lift up her skirt.

So when the current plot is so straightforward we run out of things to argue over fast.

>>26542047
Need more paranoia for discussion.

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>>26542047

You know, someone could be KIDNAPPING RURI RIGHT NOW!

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>>26542047
New topic: Should we encourage Sayaka and Kyoko to consider a third?

>>26542085
Hmmm... One head says no, the other says yes.

>>26541769
>Neco seems to be a master of disguise and infiltration and can probably change her appearance almost at will

Almost as if she's a Callidus
>>26542071

IT'S Enishi/Midori/Kyuubey!!!!

>>26542047

I like our current interactions with Sayaka.

Greengreen best waifu.

Pinky still best girl.

I got nothing else. It's early in the morning and I'm kinda out of it.

>>26542085

Sayaka-chan is redhead lady killer. She's going to be drowning in redheads soon.

>>26542104
One day, I forgot to turn off my blueberry swag, and woke up covered in redheads.

What colour was Kumatora's hair?

>>26542131
Black

>>26542131
Black I think? With either black and pink or black and purple outfit.

>>26542131

Kumatora's hair is black. She has red eyes, same as her Soul Gem.

>>26542151
I knew red was involved somewhere.

I wonder what Kumatora does when she's not driving us around or photographing laminated panties? What is a typical day for one of the lower ranking girls like?

>>26542175
>What is a typical day for one of the lower ranking girls like?

http://sharetext.org/aNl7

is my guess

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>>26541621 >>26541628 >>26541694 >>26541699

...She actually knows NECO? NECO actually interviewed her in person? Once?

"Well, I...I guess there was also that one time when she ambushed me having lunch? Back when you were fooling around with Kharn in Siberia?" Sayaka scratches the back of her head, a frown curling her llips. "...Actually you know, now that I remember, she fast-talked me into buying her Ramen at Hanegawa's...ah, god dammit, now that makes me hungry AND irritated. She even ordered the premium set, that little runt!"

So that makes twice, then. Twice she's interviewed Sayaka. Would it be reasonable to assume, then, that she can give you a physical description of her?

"I...I guess?" The blue-haired Eversor blinks at you, her brow furrowing. "Wait, are you gonna try and hunt her down or something? Because you're just wasting your time, you know." She waves a hand in casual dismissal. "Tried it myself when I first saw her snoopin' around, publishing stuff about me and Kyoko. Asked Kyuubey if I could do the hit myself, unpaid, but he flat-out refused. Said something about plausible deniability or something, free PR and intel, that kinda stuff."

You didn't say you were going to hunt her down, though.

"Yeah, but I could tell you were thinking it." She narrows her eyes at you. "Anyway, what's up? Surely you're not offended about being called a noodly ass fetishist?"

...No. You hardly care what other people see you as. But what you're sore about is people snooping around and making a mockery of the operation.

"Snooping around? The hell are you talking about?"

Didn't she see the other stuff that NECO had been chirping on her account?

"What? I...no, I kinda follow a lot of people, I only saw the profiles..." She looks down at her smartphone and taps at the screen a few times. Her eyes going wide, then wider, then nearly bugging out as she reads further down the amateur reporter's timeline. Swearing underneath her breath.

[1/2]

>>26542195

"She...she was here?! She was tailing us the entire time?!" Sayaka looks up at you, the color drained from her face. "T-that little...!"

You give her the card that NECO left in one of the rooms. You tell her that Squad Hiryu found it along with what could have been her disguise.

"...FUCK!" Sayaka swears loudly enough that it echoes around the corridor the both of you are standing in. "I...Murderface, the fuck. I knew she snoops around but I didn't know she fucking sneaks into places like a goddamn Callidus! And I didn't even sense anyone hiding here when we got back, and I'm usually good with that kind of thing--"

You give her a look, before shaking your head. You're not blaming anyone for this more than you're blaming yourself. Still, you want this kind of thing to stop, and one way of doing that is to let NECO know that Magical Girl Ops are simply not the time to snoop around.

"...Right Yeah. I...I know that, but..." It seems Sayaka's still stunned at this development. "...Christ. I should've been paying more attention. I don't mind that it's NECO, but letting her get in here without even detected...fuck." She clicks her tongue in annoyance. "This isn't going to happen again. Not again, Murderface. You can quote me on that. Nothing else is going to infiltrate this op without my shoving a blade up their ass."

Yes, that's all very disturbing and scary, but you'd like that physical description.

"Right. Uh...let's see." Sayaka holds a fist to her forehead. "Short blonde hair, sort of shoulder length, with a small cowlick up top. Red eyes. Cute face, looks like a foreigner." She looks at you, before placing her hand flat and level a few inches over your head.

[2/3]

>>26542208

"Height around here...I guess just a bit shorter than Midori, but taller than you. Big boobs for her age, which I'm guessing is either sixteen or seventeen. Seen her going around in her school uniform, but I've seen her wear a white cotton sweater, that kind of thing. Very chatty, really excitable. Annoying."

You nod at this, filing the information away in your mind. Nice to finally put a face on the person you'll--

"You'll what?" Sayaka looks back at you sharply. "Murderface, I know you're butthurt that our security got fucked, but are you really going to kill a kid over this? Seriously?"

How do you respond?

>>26542186
That was mean Murderface.

>>26542103
Either she or her assistant may well be

I actually think though that Neco trained under one

See I was doing some thinking and while callidus powers are great for getting about they would also be very draining on the soul gem

Think about Midori's power. It literally encases someone in a separate reality in which they are dreaming and cannot wake up, it took Pinky's intervention to get Murderface out, such power would come at a very steep cost and so it is something that you wouldn't use often, the disguise spells are simpler but still not something you would want to maintain for hours at a time because the cost in grief seeds would ruin any incubator who is running more than a few callidus like that

So they would be trained in mundane ways first and fall back on their magic if needed or save it until they reached their target

And then if one retires in the actual spas and shuffleboard sense and not the chunky salsa sense they could be an extremely good teacher for someone

>>26542218
[x] Kill? Who do you take me for? First the kneecapping, then interrogation. Work before pleasure.

>Also, is that Arcueid?

>>26542218
>No, nothing like that. But I'm curious as to just how the fuck she did it.

>>26542218
[x] "Kill her? Of course not. Just a friendly chat. Exclusive interview with the Warmaster, perhaps give her a few pointers on aggressive fact-finding techniques, that sort of thing."

>>26542218
[x] "Kill? no no no. Blow away a kneecap? totally

>>26542218
[x]"...I'm not going to shoot her in the heart or anything. Maybe just a knee or two. Come on. She made my Callidus rank leader cry. ...It was kind of an uncomfortable moment."

>>26542218
[x] "Well before I got a description my mind imagined her as a particularly annoying kind of cat. Different kind of annoying form the mutant ones, but still, I'm very desensitized to Magical-Girl-on-Cat violence. I GUESS I can reconsider following new information. Maybe settle on some scaring. A lot of scaring. I better see at the very least some pants-pissing before this is over, is what I'm saying."

>>26542218

"I might shoot her a little. Normals can survive a bullet or two, right?"

I liked the emblem suggestion Decu linked on his twitter quite a bit by the way. We can discuss emblems to fill some time at least.

>>26542281
It's nice, but I still prefer the wings made of guns with our shield in the middle idea.

>>26542218

We just want a chat. QB doesn't seem too fussed about it so there's no reason to go full Murderface about it.

>>26542281

I liked it too. The star was pretty cool looking, but didn't feel thematically appropriate. The Shield and Rose mash-up that got linked on twitter kinda clicked for me though. I want to play around with it some when I get some spare time.

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So which one of you posted this in the tshirt thread on /a/ yesterday?

>>26542245
Ayup.

>>26542310
same

>>26542218
[x]Not kill. Just to offer a friendly warning."

>>26542218
[x] "...have a very amiable chat on the dangers and risks of getting on my bad side with? Jeez Sayaka, I'm shocked and saddened that you think so poorly of me. What have I done to deserve that?"
Even Chiaki can make joke!

Atari Dumbledore's here!

Glad she ain't actually a goddamn cat

>>26542310
No way, that idea's terrible.

>>26542218
Motherfucking moon princess.

>>26542345
who?

>>26542218

[X] "I have no intention of killing her, I want to know how the hell she managed it and also tell her that snooping during missions is undesirable."

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In before this happens.

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>>26542374
But if we can contract her then this happens.

>>26542218
[X] Wasn't gonna kill her. Kneecap her, maybe, but not kill her. But first, I make her talk.

Arc's a vampire, she can survive getting kneecapped, right?

>>26542356

B-b-b-but! Takane is already around! We already got one alien vampiire moon princess! We don't need two!

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>>26542218

Dat True Ancestor princess.
In before she's a somewhat off-kilter First Officio MG, which is why QB is holding back any kind of action.

>>26542357
A meme of ye olde times, when Tsukihime was still new (at least to the west).
Atari Dumbledore of Porkslope Turkeyhandle is basically a bastardized Arcueid Brunestud of Shingetsutan Tsukihime.

And fuck you, because you made me realize I'm here for seven years now.

>>26542359
This, but less 'snooping' and more 'publishing'. We're aware the Bastard Cat is fine with her shenanigans, but having her updating the public on security matters as they happen is too much of a damn risk.

She's free to watch us work, if we can't spot her and she doesn't fuck with shit. But no live updates; release everything at least 24 hours after the fact so we don't risk the people we're supposed to be protecting getting killed by well-informed assassins.

Basically, make her aware that this is less about stopping Magical Girl exposure, and more about stopping her from inadvertently being responsible for somebody's death or kidnapping.

>>26542417
>seven years now

If it makes you feel better you're not alone. Time flies.

>>26542218

Not killing. At least, not right away. Perhaps start out with appealing to her sense of professionalism to discourage her from all of this infiltration shit. She wouldn't want to be bothered in the middle of a juicy interview, right? If she respects the Magical Girl profession, then she'll live longer and possibly find more willing subjects to interview. It's a win-win situation.

But if that doesn't work, then perhaps some escalation is in order.

Gentlemen it's simple.
We catch up to her.
We blow a kneecap off.
We look her dead in the eyes and say "you work for me now".
It is important to say "me" not "the officio" because that way she's our personal bitch who only does jobs for us, so Coobs can't borrow her for other things. Also, I assume the tech to get her a replacement cybernetic knee exists in this world, right?

>>26542310
>>26542281

I like both, but if we have to choose, I will go with the gun wings, because GUN WINGS, fuck yeah.

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>>26542432
Sure does.

Sure fucking does

>>26542415

>First Officio is on the moon

>Arcueid is THE Type-Moon

FFFFFF I really hope that it's Neko-Arc rather than the real deal.

>>26542456
im pretty sure the officios have the tech to completely regrow a missing limb, MG or no

>>26542456
Eh, details. We can work that out after we blow off her knee.

>>26542418

I like this.

>>26542456
I don't think we can just blow off the knees of everyone and recruit them that way. Midori was a special case because she was a weird fetishist.

>>26542471
Wait. What if the reason QB is reluctant to do anything is because she's somehow connected to the first?

>>26542485
Fine, fine, we'll just break her nose then.

>>26542489
She's the eccentric Warmaster of the First

>>26542489
or like I said last thread, which Decu selected then didn't use, she could be QB's illegitimate daughter

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>>26542218
>That description

U mad, Murderface?

>>26542502
I was too affraid of that to type it out myself.

>>26542509
Adopted? I hardly think Incubators can crossbreed. o_O'

>>26542509
Then who was mother?

>>26542522
Having the Moon dropped on you can't be that bad

>>26542526
who said an incubator needed one?

>>26542485
Well we have to look at the facts, so far it has had a 100% success rate, once we have more results we can adjust our behavior but I say we stick with what we know has worked

>>26542415
i like this idea

>>26542537
Then how can it be illegitimate?

>>26542537
Great, now I have the mental image of an Incubator reproducing by way of their own version of cellular division.

>>26542548
>>26542553
my cells are reproducing on their own!

>>26542502

Ohhhh man, does that mean her editor is her version of Malal?

Also, that seems like something Kitty would let us know about. Unless he wants us taught something. Like humility.

FULL SHADOWRUN

>>26542218
>>26542418
[x] this, but don't tell her we're really MGs lest she quotes us on it or something.

>>26542526
>madicka impregnating QB.jpg

>>26542526
coobs was

>>26542566
It's his plan to have us face an obstacle that can't be overcome with brute force. We either diplomance, leave her alone or get the Moon dropped on our face if we are unable to change our violent ways.

>>26542566
That's it. She's the warmaster/incubator of the first. She does this to either test the top girls of the other officios or to show the other incubators how inferior their girls are to hers. The journalist thing is just a cover so that the MG's don't find out the truth.

>>26542593
I vote we go with violence, then shoot the moons knecaps out

>>26542605
Gonna need the big guns for that. And probably Pinky.

>>26542562
Well, if they didn't, you'd invariably die earlier. That's how zombies are going to go, unless they're the "rabid monster" type as opposed to the "undead" one.

>>26542593
>>26542618
Have we ever used that MiG wing that Chiaki "re-appropriated" Siberia?

>>26542618
Well her soul gem is behind the moon.

>>26542566
Except there would be a huge incident if one of the other officios girls attacked the warmaster of the first

Unless the incubator of the first is literally the most laid back incubator ever and does it as a way to test other girls to see if they are good enough to join his force...

>>26542625
It all makes sense now! Pinky was just preemptively flanking the moon for us!

Suck it moon, we've got you surrounded.

>>26542629
But I don't want to join the first! We'd have to leave Mami and pancakes and Midori and Pancakes and Misaka and Pancakes and Kyoko and Pancakes and Kumatora and Pancakes behind!

>>26542629
>attack the strongest magical girl alive
>get stomped into dust without effort

There is no incident if the "fight" is more like "execution".

>>26542623
>Have we ever used that MiG wing that Chiaki "re-appropriated" Siberia?
We have not, in fact.

>>26542661
>>26542623
If we get a bad end for Pinky we should have Misaka modify them for space flight, then re-eneact the attack on the death star with us and our friends (and Sayaka) Piloting one each.

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>>26542432
>yfw you also realize you have been stuck in this horrible place for 7 years

Jesus christ man just.. jesus christ.
What am I doing with my life?

>>26542677
With her soul gem being the death star I mean.

>>26542623
No and I keep saying we need Misaka to make AIs for them and any other military hardware we "acquire".

>Chiaki goes to the US
>The navy accidentally a cruiser
>The air force accidentally UAVs and a couple jet wings
>The army accidentally a tank battalion
>Missile silos accidentally a couple nukes/ICBMs

>>26542661
A travesty! We must rectify this.

Also, "Chiaki "re-appropriated" from* Siberia".

>>26542677
If we're going to blow up the moon, we might as well strap the MiG engines to a nearby meteor/asteroid and send it on a collision course with the moon.

Okay, so NECO is the alternate persona of the First's Warmaster. The side that has kept her naive pre-contract personality. The real Warmaster is Arcueid in her full vampire form.

Discuss.

>>26542629

"Coolbey?"

Looking over the "Chirpee, " she implies that she's not a magical girl, but she never actually comes out and says it. Maybe we're just working ourselves up over nothing?

Then again, shadowruns, man. Shadowruns.

>Magical Girl Neco-sama aids in defeating Golden Microphone Ruri.

AUGGHH STOP IT SHADOWRUN

>Mentions that NEKO might come from the first.

Reads Sabrina Blackburn's profile pastebin.com/Aq1CmgEA

>Not even we have very much information on her, and we’re the foremost hub of magical girl information in the world! I’m a little ashamed of myself. I hope you’ll forgive me.

>Foremost hub of magical girl information in the world!

oh boy.

>>26542712

>blowing up the moon.

Pinky's going to blow up the moon base when she wakes up. Its what they deserve by being perverts and watching her all the time.

>>26542722

AUGGGHHHH

>>26542722
So like White Hanegawa and Black Hanegawa?

>>26542739
>Foremost hub of magical girl information in the world!

Actually that's a good thing, that means she's not in the First, or she'd be foremost in the solar system.

>>26542743
I thought Midori was always green.

Wait a second. Can we not just call 'Bey and ask him if she's from the first?

>>26542703
We can simply grab those tanks and jets from the JSDF, I hear they're really stocking up hardware now.

We haven't talked with Misaka in a while either, making a mental note to have Chiaki talk to her about making a customized Bolt Pistol for the Warmaster.

>>26542739
That's not to say we can't help her out in that regard. Think of it as a date then.

I cannot unhear Yuuka speaking in an incomprehensibly thick Southern accent now, damn it Wendy.

>>26542752
She's a Callidus, Anon.

She can be any color Chiaki wants.

>>26542756
If he wasn't willing to tell us then, he probably isn't willing to tell us now. We also don't have any reason to suspect in-character.

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>>26542752
http://instantrimshot.com/classic/?sound=rimshot

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>>26542752
>>26542771

Speaking of Midori...

>>26542320
I'd like to point out that the arcs of the shield bear a resemblance to the rifling you'd see on a barrel pointed at you. I approve.

>>26542783
>midori on the verge of tears.

Why you got to do this to my heart?

>>26542791
you'd need a fair few more lands than that to effectively stabalise a bullet

>>26542802
they're called twists, or rifling. Don't make me call /k/ in here.

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>>26542783
My boner.

>>26542802
He said it resembled it, not directly emulating it.

>>26542814
I dunno, I've seen a lot of /ak/ shenanigans here on /tg/. Especially with regards to GuPQ.

>>26542791
I'm picking Mayumi Blue because, y'know, blue rose.

>>26542814
lands and bridges anon, lands and bridges...

>>26542783
>M-Idol Midorin
>oppai! oppai!

Why you gotta be like this, hatguy? Why you gotta torment me in the emotions so?

>>26542814
>Don't make me call /k/ in here.
Don't bother, they would laugh at you

>>26542783
Best D-frag

>>26542783
N-nooo...

>>26542245 >>26542255 >>26542274 >>26542266 >>26542418

It's here that you feel what little camaraderie that you've built up with Sayaka crumble away as you feel her withering stare on you. You return it with your own, but...well, even you can't return that kind of disgust and revulsion.

"Christ, you don't fuck around, do you?" Sayaka growls underneath her breath, before shaking her head. "...No, don't answer that. Fine, I'll admit that what she did was excessive. I'll tell her myself." You open your mouth to say that you'll do it on your own, but she holds up a hand.

"Murderface, I know you're my Warmaster, and I'll say this as civilly as I possibly can: if I find out that you even so much as aim a gun at her, I will go rogue and hunt you down. And then I'll add your skull personally to Kharn's throne."

She snarls this threat out, and for a moment there you actually feel nostalgic - it's the same kind of venom that she usually spat at you before this mission even began. "We are Magical Girls of the Ninth, Murderface. We are not the Tenth. We do not hurt, kill or strong-arm kids who don't know any better. Are we clear on that?"

...What's she being protective of NECO about? Didn't she want to hunt her down, too? You knew Sayaka was many things, but not a hypocrite.

"That was before I realized she's...she's as far divorced from our line of work as possible! She's not contracted or anything, I checked!" The blue-haired Eversor shakes her head. "First time she interviewed me she was a freshman, o-or something. Just an upbeat kid who really bought into the hype of Magical Girls even though I told her some of the shit we get up into. She was so happy to find out that Magical Girls are real, and she's...she thinks we're heroes, Murderface."

[1/2]

>>26542880

It's here that Sayaka's voice lowers as she looks down. "And she's trying to tell the world in her own way that we exist, and she's writing down stuff about us so that someone else other than our clients and fucking alien cats can remember us when we either die or Witch out." A moment. "Do you want that kind of thing to stop, huh?"

...No. You just want to plug any potential security holes before NECO's investigative journalism gets someone killed. Or is she okay with that too, so long as someone's writing about her? Would she be okay when one of NECO's hilarious chirps gets Kyoko or Mami killed, because she gave away their position during a firefight?

The look Sayaka gives you is no longer one of disgust or revulsion, but one of disappointed pity. "...Man. And here I was actually thinking that you were getting better, Murderface." She lets out a hollow laugh. "Figures. I guess it's true what they say in America - something about a leopard not being able to change his shorts, or something."

...Spots, you correct her. Leopard not being able to change his spots.

"Spots, shorts. Same difference." Sayaka shakes her head. "I'll tell her myself, okay, Murderface? I don't want you going anywhere near her."

As long as this dickwaving about sneaking around while you're trying to protect a VIP doesn't get repeated again - or at least, WHILE the op is fucking running. Then you'll think about not shooting her kneecaps off.

[2/3]

NECO @MGsAreReal 2m

= 3 = Lots of sneezing fits tonight. need to be careful nya~ or I'll turn into my superpowered evil persona. that's how that works right?

>>26542890
[-100 Sallaka Points]

>>26542890

You make to leave before a fist slamming hard into the wall beside you - the arm it's connected to blocking your path at face level - stops you. You turn to glare silently at Sayaka again.

"No. I want you to say so, Murderface. Or Chiaki Matsuda, whatever you're happy with." The blue-haired Eversor growls. "Promise me you won't pursue NECO, and this ends right now. I'll be your loyal Equerry, whatever you want, and I'll dance like a fucking tool if you ask me to. But I want your word as Warmaster that you're not going to try and 'negotiate' the way you usually do."

How do you respond? It seems Sayaka's very serious.

>>26542841

I like bullying characters I'm fond of That I get to torment a few anons along the way is a bonus.

>>26542911
[x] fine, just make sure you take care of it

>>26542838
>>26542844
well, I've never heard anyone refer to 'em as such, so sue me. Twists or turns. Unless you not Australians are using made up words again. This is why we have the Queen's English gentlemen!

>>26542916
>>26542783

Midori is the master of Charlie Brown Face. I wonder what that says about her life.

>>26542911
[x] Good enough, but don't complain if the target shows itself to me on its own.

So if the cat bugs us on the mission, time for kneecapping. If Blueberry wants to keep her away from us, less headache for us.

>>26542911
[X] Crisp and solemn, just the way Chiaki would say it: "I won't harm her. Unless she does something that directly endangers someone."

>>26542911
[x]Lift up her skirt.

>>26542911

Seyiku, so angry.

Well, I meant my previous answer as a joke, and most of the previous responses do give a sarcastic vibe, so that's what I'm going with

[X] I'm saddened and disappointed that you would take me seriously on that. I really thought we were beginning to connect for a second there, but I guess you still can't trust me. Have a good night.

>>26542927
Well, at least it started turning around after she'd been recruited into the 9th.

>>26542911
[X] ...I won't touch her. Now dance like a tool.

>>26542911
[x]"I was being sarcastic, but fine. No violence towards normals. Will keep that in mind from now on."

>>26542911
"What do I look like to you, another incubator? You don't have to sell your soul to me to get what you want.

If she means that much to you, fine, I'll leave her in one piece."

>>26542925
am aussie, and was also taught that at gunsmithing school, sooo thats what I stick with

unless its hexagonal rifling, something a deagle does not have, which can go fuck itself with a screwdriver

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>>26542911

[x]Stare at Sayaka for a while.
"All right. I am sure that there people who deserve to have their kneecaps shot out far more then this NECO."

>>26542911
[x]"I was being saracstic. thanks for the faith."

>>26542925
its a means of identifying the individual parts of the barrel, instead of saying "dat durr is rifling guise"

the lands are the low points, the bridges the high points, simple no?

>>26542952
I stand corrected then. Learn something new everyday.

>>26542911
>>26542936
[X] This

>>26542936
>>26542951
These. Reaffirm that no, we aren't actually going to hurt a fucking high schooler civilian, and it's disappointing that Sayaka actually thinks that lowly of us. But if we're that untrustworthy, she can talk to NECO herself.

>>26542911
[x] "I won't brutalize civilians, or spend any effort looking for them. Now, if that's all...?"

>>26542936
I'll third this.

>>26542911
[x] "I hereby swear that I will not seek out this NECO person with the intention of causing her lasting harm."
[x] Punch her in the face.
[x] "The Warmaster gives orders to the Equerry, not the other way around. Forget that again and I'll start misplacing your Grief Seed payments."

>>26542911
>>26542936
[x] this.

You're a loose cannon, Miki! A loose cannon!

>>26542911

[X] "I will not pursue NECO further but i don't want this to be the reason for you to become my Equerry either."

>>26542951
2nt'd. Not because we actually wouldn't but because Sayaka doesn't need to be our lapdog. This is why we took up people like Kyoko and Sayaka as our equerry. Not all our ideas are good ones, and not all our skills can be applied to every situation. Assign her to deal with it and get back to work ourselves. MAXIMUM PROFESSIONALISM.

>>26543022
Exactly this. This stuff is why we wanted Sayaka as our Equerry in the first place.

>>26542911
[x]"I won`t kill her. I also won`t cause any irrversable damage to her.

You can think what you want, Sayaka, frankly, I don`t give a shit.

But no matter what will happen, I am Warmaster now. And I will keep Mami save. And Kyoko. And Misaka. And Midori. And Kumatora, and everyone from Squad Hiryu and even you and every single Magical Girl that puts her Hope in me. And I WILL protect them from Witches, other Officios and pink-haired,black-eyed Abominations in white dresses that hand out golden Weapons like its fucking candy. Whether they want it or not. I won`t lose anyone. Not this time.

I didnt have much to care about as Girl A, but as Warmaster Matsuda I have protect everyone`s happiness, even if have to to be at adds with you."

>>26543022

I'm still standing by my suggestion because I really thought the sarcasm was apparent, but I think it's good to affirm that we chose her exactly for this sort of thing and we don't need or expect her to dance to our tune.

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Jesus Sayaka, you're just in a fine fucking mood today aren't you?

>>26543035
We triggered her Justice Gland.

>>26543042
You mean the same gland that made her go apeshit and witch out? Good to know.

>>26543034
>>26543025
So Sayaka's basically our Devil's Advocate then?

>>26542951
[x] this right here

>>26543034
Well, like I said here >>26542969
I think a mix of the two would be best. We aren't gonna go against what she wants here, but it's not like she had to TELL us not to murder a kid, and it's kind of sad that she doesn't realise that when she's supposed to basically be our right hand girl.

>>26543054
More like the paladin to smack our kill-'em-all rouge up side the head when we get too blood thirsty. Our morality leash.

>>26543078
The roleplayer to our murderhobo. Except she's bigger than us and will actually start kicking the shit out of us if we don't at least try to play in-character.

>>26543078
I thought Mami/Midori served as our morality leashes?

>>26543087
Sayaka's got her work cut out for her then. My memory's spotty at the moment so I'm going to ask if Blueberry's officially our Equerry yet or are we getting Kyouko as well?

>>26543107

We have Sayaka as Equerry, and Kyouko and Midori as aides.

>>26543107
We've led a bad life and need a lot of morality leashes.

>>26543107
>are we getting Kyouko as well?

IIRC both

>>26543107
Sayaka is the bad cop, Midori/Mami are the good cops.

Kyoko is the neutral cop.

>>26543141
And Chiaki's the Time Cop?

>>26543107

I think that Sayaka was abruptly appointed to Equerry rank when Chiaki gathered all of the rank leaders to talk about the possible threat on Mami's life.

>>26543141
No, Kyouko is the loose cannon that gets results, and all the other cops look up to her.

>>26543152
Uh, no, if you read through the preceding threads you'd know that we originally wanted Kyouko as Aide, but she wanted Sayaka to come on as a package deal.
We cleared it with both of them.

>>26543121
>>26543124
That solves that problem then. We still need to have Midori learn how to fight, though, rabid Demon Bears from Siberia are one thing but other Megucas are another beast.

>>26543123
>We've led a bad life and need a lot of morality leashes.

Understatement of the Year, son.

>>26543141
>>26543157
Oh God no, Sayaka and Kyoko in a Buddy Cop show.

>>26543152
"Volunteered" then.

>>26543157
I can picture Chiaki deadpanning "You're a loose cannon Kyouko, turn in your badge." and Kyouko doing an over dramatic storm-out after throwing her driver's license at us, trying not to grin.

And then Sayaka gets all defensive like "What did she say Kyouko I'll kick her ass!" and Kyouko just cracks up laughing.

>>26542911
Fine, if you can ensure she doesn't fuck around while we are working I trust you with handling it

You seem to think this is me being Murderface, it's not. This is Chiaki trying to not fuck up being warmaster on her first job

>>26543171
Kyoko and Midori are buddy coping it up right now.

>>26542911

[x] "Then you will do the negotiating, won't you ? Take responsibility for the kid that doesn't know any better as her hero." *murderface grin* "I know I picked the right Equerry."

>>26543191
Yeah, but it's nothing compared to the By-The-Book-Hardass Sayaka teaming up with Loose-Cannon-Cop Kyouko. I have a shit-eating grin just imagining it.

>>26543189
Chiaki? The Commissioner? Pffft! Hahahahahaha!

>>26543022
>>26543141
I see Sayaka as our advisor. She acts the same way but has an entirely different way of thinking. If our two different schools of though can converge on the same action then it's likely a universally good idea.

Kyouko is our face. We are not a people persona and we know that all too well. When more tact than a loaded gun is needed shes the one we go to. Living with Sayaka has given her plenty of experience in being diplomatic under stress and enmity.

Midori is our confidant. We've let her into our introverted and antisocial world more than anyone else and she has our unwaivering trust. Be it a friendly ear or a warm back she's there for us.

Chiaki made excellent decisions in covering her weaknesses.

>>26543189

This is just too good.

>>26542679
fapping?

>>26543157
>>26543141
Mami is Murtaugh, Kyouko is Riggs, Sayaka is Lorna, Midori is Butters, Misaka is Leo

>>26543171
>Buddy cop show with Sayaka and Kyouko

All of my yes

>>26543216
Oh, she doesn't suit the role at all. But I can easily imagine her doing it as part of a concerted "Mess with Sayaka for laughs" prank with Kyouko.

>>26543227

Any chance you'll draw Chiaki with Sayaka as an angel on one shoulder and Kyoko as the devil on the other one?

>>26543246

optionally they are making out above chiaki's head while chiaki looks up and is unable to make them stop.

>>26543246

I'll see if I can get around to that either later today or tomorrow. Kinda in a tired slump this morning so I'm just working at coloring the height chart right now.

Rolled 5

How about we offer NECO an exclusive interview after the operations over, on the condition that she doesn't 'report' anything while the operation is in progress?

>>26543242
I see.

>>26543277
Take your time. The Muse can be a fickle creature.

>>26543273
It'd be more up Chiaki's alley to slump on the desk/facedesk.

>>26543273
make that one with the warmasters cap on.

>>26543277
Moon rabbits sucking your strength?

>>26543318

They're a pesky bunch!

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>>26543348

>>26543348
They're harvesting your precious bodily fluids for lewds.

>>26543360

Bloody summer, hahaha

Rolled 54, 139, 102 = 295

>>26542783
God yes I love D-FRAG!
And thanks to your twitter, I heard they're doing an anime.

>>26543360
Didn't need those sides anyway.

>>26543395
Th- They do?

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>>26543318
>>26543348
I resent those statements!

>>26542783
Good grief

>>26543360
NTR Kyouko bunny needs more head-shot. Or fire. Or both.

>>26543409
Shut up, you useless bunny.

>>26543422
I take it you've never read of Imizu's Reisen then?

>>26543448
Different anon here, I haven't. Tell me more.

>>26543401
They are. Even if there is no God or Buddha, there is still Shawn Conecone. Won't you believe in him?

>>26543463
http://hijiribe.donmai.us/pools/2591

Reisen vs. Remilia

Threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and will be updated tomorrow

>>26543360
Didn't telling Homura to get fucked happen in the middle of winter?

>>26543448
That's not Imizu's Reisen.

>>26543528
Yeah, but I thought it was memorable enough to include anyway.

>>26543528
the people voting for it were in the southern hemispere, clearly.

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>>26543536
True, I didn't bother grabbing one back then.

Here's one to make up for it.

>>26543496
Is there a repository for most/all of the art in these threads?

>>26543583

I have everything collected, though there's some trouble with how it's organized. I'll order it and then see if I can throw it up on mediafire.

>>26543583
Not strictly, but here's one I managed to dig up while waiting for Nicehatguy:

http://imgur.com/a/ft8GQ#0

NYAN NYAN

>>26543624
NYAN NYAN

>>26543631
NIHAO NYAN

>>26543635
WHAT IS LOVE?

>>26543635
GORGEOUS

>>26543672
DELICIOUS

>>26543667
>>26543667
because kyouko!

>>26543672
Delicious

>>26542936 >>26542951 >>26542969

You glare at her for a good while, before shaking your own head, mirroring the disappointment she obviously felt.

What does she think you are, another Incubator? She doesn't have to sell her soul to you to get what she wants. If NECO means so much to her, then you'll leave NECO alone. She can take that to court if she wants. You promise you won't harm a hair on NECO's head.

"..." Sayaka withdraws her fist after a few moment's worth of tense silence. When she speaks, her voice is taut, tightly controlled. "That's all I wanted to hear, Murderface. And I'll be holding you to that promise." She turns her back on you, one hand reaching for her suite's door handle. "'Night."

You shake your head again. You're...you're not usually one to be disappointed at Sayaka, but you are now, you have to say. Disappointed and saddened that she took you seriously. For a moment there, you thought you were beginning to connect, finally - but it seems she still can't trust you.

The blue-haired Eversor is silent for a moment. "...Yeah. I thought we were, too. It really sucks. But you talking like that like it didn't mean anything, Murderface..." She doesn't even turn to look at you. "Made everything you did suddenly come rushing back to me. Even if you don't remember them, or don't care about them. And yeah, I know it's fucking unprofessional of me to bring this up during an op, but I still hate your guts for them."

. . .You find yourself unable to reply to that.

"Go ahead and get some sleep. I'll...I'll go ahead and stand watch along with the help for the first half of the night." Sayaka lets out a breath. "Can't sleep now, any case. I'll just get changed, then start a patrol. I'll wake you up when it's your turn."

Sure. Fine, if that's what she wants.

"Yeah." She finally turns towards you, bowing curtly. "Goodnight, Warmaster." Her voice formal, stiff, completely devoid of any warmth it had earlier.

[1/2]

ONE JOB

>>26543682
ONE JOB!

>>26543687
.... oh, wait, never mind. Good job, guys.

>>26543679
DECULTURE!

>>26543687

...Goodnight, you respond, before stepping back into Ruri's room. Into the dimly-lit darkness, the door closing behind you.

Well. That didn't go as well as you'd hoped.

You let out another sigh, before making your way towards the suite's couch. Ruri's still asleep - it doesn't look like she's moved at all while you were away. At least she's behaving now.

The couch lets out a wheeze as you lower yourself onto it. It's a really soft, comfortable piece of furniture - not as comfortable as your chair, but comfortable enough that you feel yourself getting lulled to sleep. You poke at the cushion a few times, squeezing it as you think about just what happened earlier.

...Surprisingly, you do feel a bit sad about it. It's...well, Sayaka. You've always hated each other. But to know that you were almost friends, and ruined it? Well.

You trust her enough, at least, to take her words at face value, that she wouldn't let this affect her performance. But...it is kind of depressing to think about.

You allow yourself to relax, and wish that things might better in the morning.

Taking off your glasses and hat - placing them beside you on the couch - you close your eyes and try to get some shuteye.

[2/3]

NIHAO NIHAO NYAN NIHAO

>>26543697

You open your eyes again after what seems like only a few moments...and find yourself in another room entirely.

It's not Ruri's suite, for one. It doesn't look like any room you've ever been in, although it does look slightly familiar.

It's a bedroom. A...shut-in's bedroom, it must be said. There's posters of rock bands and videogame characters on the walls. A study table with textbooks in the corner, a single pink hardcover on the desk itself. In another corner, there's a small television hooked up to a Famicom - and the screen is showing nothing but static. And the wall across from you is no wall, but rather a series of sliding glass doors, revealing a black night sky framed by a balcony.

And in place of the moon is...Pinky's spiked grief seed, wreathed by a pulsating corona of pink light.

But what's surprising you the most, now - besides finding yourself in yet another waking nightmare - is the fact that you're lying on a bed. Someone's bed. With that someone in the bed with you.

It's Wendy, lying on her stomach, lounging beside you with only a yellow T-shirt and panties on. She seems to be reading a Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi manga volume - the original untranslated print.

At the foot of the bed is a rather professional-looking wig, green in color.

And your hand is squeezing her ass.

"...Oh, you're up." Wendy murmurs, deadpan, as if your hand being in that place is the most natural thing in the world. "Sorry. You were snoring pretty loudly, so I thought to let you sleep in."

How do you react?

>>26543728
[x]"Pretty sure this is supposed to be a dream; you could have woke me at any time."

Save the panty giving for later, before we go.

>>26543728
[x] "Kharn laminated your panties."

>>26543728
Did you know that kharn takes trophies?

>>26543728
[x] What.

>check if similar panties to the ones we have

>>26543728
[x]What

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>>26543728
...What.

>>26543753
>[x] "Kharn laminated your panties." | Want them back?

>>26543728
[x] "...Famicom, huh? You like the old school stuff, don't you?"

>>26543728

[X] confusion "uh... thanks?"

>>26543728
[X] I really do have a thing for asses, huh?

We lost all our Sallaka points.

>>26543728
[X] Grumble incomprehensibly before mentioning something about "Kharn" and "Panties."

>>26543728

[X] Pinch the bridge of your nose. "Does it matter when you wake up in a dream? You're the expert here so you tell me. By the way, Kharn laminated your panties. Want them back?"

>>26543728
[x] "I have your panties in my pocket."

>>26543728
Squeeze and say thanks
Ask her why we are here tonight and what's been up

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>>26543728

At least its Wendy and not some big nosed person.

[x]"I've been wearing the hat for too long. What's with the wig?"

>>26543728
YOU FOOLS! We can only bring up the panties in person, to maximize the awkward.

>>26543728
[x] "I have something that belings to you" then return laminated panties.

>>26543789

Addendum: "Want them back or should I just burn that pair?"

>>26543805
We should test item transfer through dream world.

>>26543805
I have a bad feeling that we ARE in person...

>>26543728
look at the green wig again "Miracle Midori cosplay? You should meet the real Midori some time. I'm sure she'd love to meet another of my fans"

Don't bother moving our hand.

Watermelon end is best end.

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>>26543789
This sounds good.

>>26543805
For maximum awkward:

>Return panties in dream world

>When we meet Wendy in person immediately flip her skirt to check if she actually got them back.

And then Decu will tell us that she's actually going commando that day.

>>26543805
How much more personal can you get than sharing a dream?

>>26543728
[x]touch fluffy ass

>>26543728
[x]Remove hand from posterior in as subtle of a way as humanly possible.
Spaghetti a bit.
"Right. Am I here for some reason? I was in the middle of a thing."

>>26543855
We're already touching fluffy ass

>>26543873
Touch it harder

>>26543873
Keep touching it.

>>26543843
Yes. With everyone else present. Do it completely nonchalant and then walk away muttering "commando, huh.."

>>26543728
[x] "We gotta stop meeting like this. What would our...uh, someone say, if they...fuck, I'm too disoriented for even basic deadpan shit.

So what are we doing here exactly?"

Wendy's profile: http://pastebin.com/sQPJu7K1

>>26543898
>KIA
Uh. What.

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How easily we fickle fucking fourchanners forget the foxy and fluffy derriere of Amber.

>>26543892
Don't even walk away. Just carry on the conversation and introductions like nothing ever happened.

Meanwhile Midori, standing at our shoulder, is blushing completely scarlet. Everyone assumes she's just embarrassed at Murderface's behaviour. Secretly she's planning a new volume of MMxMM with threesomes.

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>>26543898
>Deceased as of September of last year

This is not ok.

>>26543921
Chiaki's been seeing Dead People for a while, son. Why is this so surprising?

>>26543898

......... wait, what?

>>26543921
Pinky made her a new Soulgem and brought her back, Wendy told us that herself.

>>26543898
>>26543936
Only "officially" KIA then?

>>26543936
.... When was that? I don't remember this. Was it in one of the writeups?

>>26543898
Deculture! Stop being kill-em-all Tomino! This is not okay!

>>26543949
She told us in one of the dreams in the main quest. We haven't actually seen the event yet.

>>26543923
Oh, we'll be groping Amber's delicious curves once we meet her, absolutely. Chiaki cannot resist the fluffy. But we haven't actually met Amber as Chiaki yet.

>>26543949
Mentioned in one of the Wendy Cooldown writeups, the one with chiaki and wendy in a bar.

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>>26543925
>>26543925
Murder Mayumi is a popular girl, Miracle Midori will have to fight for her love.

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>>26543950
george r. r. martin, joss whedon, steven moffat, ...and deculture

>>26543960
>But we haven't actually met Amber as Chiaki yet.

Not that we can remember. Maybe that's the real reason Sayaka hates us. We stole her bit on the side from her.

>>26543949
>>26543957
90th or 91st thread.

>"...Anyway, that's how we know each other. But I guess we would've known each other anyway, what with being chosen and all."
>Chosen?
>"Of the Blessed Lady." Wendy takes another sip from her glass. "...Like you, Kong, I died once before. Shattered soul gem and all that. Dead as a doornail." A sad, wry smile. "And then she brought me back. Sparkled me up a new soul gem. Didn't even feel dead afterwards. Just...hollow, I guess. Cold." The smile disappears. "Tried to hide it, but...yeah. Never worked out."

>>26543728
[x]"Not this again. As if the Pink One wasn`t enough now I will also have to deal also with you every night?

I am getting really tired of this shit."

>>26543993
Aha. Thank you, best anon.

>>26543969
Or learn to share.

>She doesn't even turn to look at you. "Made everything you did suddenly come rushing back to me. Even if you don't remember them, or don't care about them. And yeah, I know it's fucking unprofessional of me to bring this up during an op, but I still hate your guts for them."

Now I wonder what did we possibly do to earn her ire.

>>26543728
[x]"Maybe that profile was right about me, huh." Quietly remove hand, play it off. "It'd be weird to ask why we're here again, since I'll bet you don't know either."

>>26544015
QB bukkake

>>26544015
I think the Kyubekkake had a hand in it.

>>26544015

we need to find out what what else we did besides the QBukkake

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>>26544017
Definitely need to remove hand from posterior.

>>26544026
>>26544027
>>26544036
>bukkakemind

>>26544015
We've killed a lot of people for the flimsiest of reasons, but we probably FOFA'd during Walpurgisnacht and killed important people. Like Malal.

>>26544037
>Definitely don't need to remove hand from posterior

Missed a word there brah

>>26544049
>Malal

That was Kharn