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You wake up in a cold sweat. Your hear and your pajamas are all drenched in sweat and most importantly, you remember absolutely everything from that dream. The rest of your morning is lost in your hazy thoughts, you didn't sleep well last night and and you're tired as hell. You walk towards school, occasional looking up at the castle to make sure you are still heading towards it. You barely notice when you bump into Misa. She looks at you annoyed and yawns. "Oh its you. Hello." she says before returning to her book.

[]"How's Lubu's thing coming along?"
[]"So, I had a dream last night..."
[]Freak out!

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MY BODY IS READY!

>>26568346
[x] walk silently and think

We don't need to show no steenking feelings

>>26568346
[X]"So, I had a dream last night..."

We need to tell someone. Plus it is a good lead in to telling her about the other dream.

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>>26568346
>[x]Freak out!
Let's get emotional. We don't have to be angry, but we musn't be predictable.

>>26568346
[x]"How's Lubu's thing coming along?"
[x] Freak out

Freak out while pretending everything is ok.

>>26568346
> []"So, I had a dream last night..."
With a Freakout lead-in:
What the heck sis, you and your lackies LITERALLY KILLED me last night!

>>26568403
It's just a dream. We can't seriously be thinking of taking it seriously.

We are almost literally MADE of nightmares.

>>26568451
We bumped into Misa. Momoko isn't even here, that we know of yet.

Well this was sudden

[x]FREAK OUT

then

[x]"So, I had a dream last night..."

>>26568451
if that was a dark clone, then it may well not have been Momoko any more than we are.

>>26568346
Freak out (if freaking out is because of the dream.) Otherwise ask about Lubu.

>>26568463
>We are almost literally MADE of nightmares.
Doesn't that mean we SHOULD take it seriously?

>>26568468
Gotta love how Misa is passive aggressive to us

I say we treat her in kind.

>>26568463
We should take it seriously. You never know if it is important or not.

It's also worth remembering the dream would probably have been hours ago by the time we see Misa.

No need to give it any mind. There's no way a useless dream could be important.

>>26568329
Mirror Axe soon, fellow quest friends.

[x]Freak out!

Also I really do feel bad for Momoko. Or should I? Nah.

>>26568520
It's a fleeting impression in the night. We can hardly go ascribing deep meaning to things we half glimpse in a dream,

I mean, four Cures? What nonsense! Whoever heard of such a thing?

Freakout+Talking about the dream win

>>26568598
You remember every detail of it though, take that as you will

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>>26568598
I like your attitude.

>>26568598
Yeah you're right, let's pretend it was nothing.

>>26568598
But Splash Star, Suite and Heartcatch were great and they all have four Cures.

>>26568680
>that's the joke.jpg

>>26568620
It may turn out to be important later - but if it does, we can tell them then. But I can't believe our hard headed angry little girl would be so quick to freak out over a stupid dream that for all we know is just a consequence of our messed up genesis

Aww man, I have to miss EPC quest? oh well, hopefully nothing stupid is done. Well, nothing important at least, fully expecting to read through the archive and find Blues Brothers outfits galore.

>>26568728
> hopefully nothing stupid is done.

Oh we haven't even BEGUN to make stupid decisions yet.

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>>26568699
Feelings have little or nothing to do with rational knowledge. We may understand in our head that we're having nightmares because of our half-monstrous nature, but that doesn't mean we won't still be scared.

Of course, we can still be angry and stubborn while being frightened at the same time.

>>26568728
Just imagine what ridiculous nonsense we'll get up to in your absence. Doesn't the thought of it make you tingle?

>>26568775
Plus if anime logic is to be believed, all rationalization should be thrown out the window in favor of feelings.

>>26568775
We don't do fear (yet). In our head, we're perfect and invincible.

Rolled 2

>>26568346
[x]"So, I had a dream last night..."

>>26568813
Yeowch that's a bad omen.

>>26568806
If we really believed in our invincibility, could we really dream of getting run through by our non-evil twin?

>>26568728
[screaming intensifies]
Player base is slowly growing. That's usually not conducive to sound judgment.
>>26568598
> four Cures
Ha!
Might as well assume one of the maids is one, or our teacher!
>>26568463
> made out of nightmares
With none of the upsides.
DAMNIT DAD.

>>26568871
Tis a only a fleshwound

>>26568871
In a dream! That doesn't count!

There's no problem that we cannot defeat with our own two fists.

Rolled 10

>>26568933
Nuclear bombs. We can't defeat nuclear bombs with our fists.

>>26568933
Shouldn't we at least admit that we might occasionally need our flamberge? It's arguably as much a part of us as our fists are.

>>26568962
That's what the pantysword is for.

>>26568963
The Flamberge is HOW we defeat nuclear bombs.

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>>26568962
>We can't defeat nuclear bombs with our fists.
Absolutely sure of that, are you?

Rolled 11

>>26568994
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with demeaning nukes to where a little girl with a sword can defeat them.

>>26569053
Oh it's easy

Just climb on the side of them while they're in flight, tear off a panel on the side, rip out some wires and boom, it's finished.

Then you become president.

>>26569053
We're not. I'm just trying to demonstrate the levels of sheer reckless overconfidence our superpowered newborn might have.

[x]Freak out
[x]So I had a dream

You look at her, then look around, and your cold sweat begins again. You have to make sure...even if was a nightmare, everything felt too real for you. Getting yourself ready in case she wants to cleave your arm off, you tap her in the shoulder again and slap her in the face, hard. You blindsided her and she falls oddly on the concrete she quickly stands back up and heads steps towards you, she says nothing and this is the moment of truth, is she going to make an energy axe cut you up like Cure Blade did in your dream? You take a ready stance and focus your eyes on her hands, not on her angry face. You feel so relieved that no energy axes are forming around her hands that you take her slap at full force and then trips you.

You land on your back and look up at her with all the relief you could muster, "You have 10 seconds to explain what the hell that was for or I'm not letting you get near Momoko or Lubu again." she says coldly, "Or did your powers drive you crazy?" She says while stepping on your wrist.

You look at her straight in the eye, "Last night I had a dream you, Momoko and two other girls sided with my father and when I found you you ripped me to pieces, literally. Like a pack of wild dogs." You gulp and then shudder, "I still remember how terrible it felt."

Seeing you like this her expression softens a bit, steps off your wrist and helps you up. "Sorry" She says, "I've been stressing out out a lot, I keep thinking your dad will send out someone smarter than Kuma this time around. Dealing with him was easy, but who knows what will happen now. Thought that maybe that you were that plan, but you helped us deal with that bear and I don't really know what to think anymore." She spots a couple of people looking at you weirdly in the distance, "Shit, people are going to talk about this in school aren't they?"

Well, it looks like she's taking this better than expected:

[]"Speaking about dreams, I had another one the other day."
[]Shut up and get to school
[]Silence the fools that saw you
[]Other?

Sorry about the delay, had to rework the post since my PC went bonkers at the middle of writing.

>>26569233
Let's just go to school. And maybe say sorry.

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>>26569233
>[x]Shut up and get to school
Why should we care what lesser beings have to say about us?

>>26569215
I'm going to admit, I did not expect that, well played Kinto

[]"Speaking about dreams, I had another one the other day."

>>26569215
[x]Say sorry, go to school

If this was Momoko, then we wouldn't say sorry.

>>26569233
[x]"Speaking about dreams, I had another one the other day."

Mainly, because I forgot what that dream was so now, I'm curious.

>>26569233
[]Shut up and get to school

>>26569257
>>26569271
>>26569301
Forget that

[x] Say sorry, ask about Lubu

We gotta know if the bear has something good planned

>>26569233
[x]silence fools preferably with out pimp hand which we have undeniably kept strong.

-then-

[x] speaking about other dreams

now's our chance to get some weight off our chest

Rolled 4

>>26569233
[x]"Speaking about dreams, I had another one the other day."

>>26569233
>[X]"Speaking about dreams, I had another one the other day."

We can tell her about the memory dream. That way we can see if it was real or not and find out from Momoko if she remembers that dream.

>>26569233

[x]Last night, I think something was following me

I don't care if we sound crazy or paranoid.

WE WANT TO SOUND THIS WAY. She should know that there was probably a plot-related thing following us around.

>>26569215
[x] "Honestly, I'm not even sure what the hell I'm supposed to be. We're definately some kind of plan, but we just got turned loose. No real instructions, no nothing."

That bothers me. We sure as hell don't sound like any kind of evil master plan. Just another pawn for him to shuffle around the board?

"I hate him. Of course, I hate Momoko too... That's about all the reassurances I've got for you."

>>26569233
We seem to have channeled the spirit of our stealthly ninja predecessors to catch her off guard with the slap.
Her response was more colorful, we can hope what the eyewitnesses saw is just her aggressing and threatening us unprovoked.

>>26569325
Actually why not do both? Adding that plan to my vote, Kinto.

>>26569351
For the love of God-Emperor, stop rolling dice, your gunna get us all killed!

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Wow, I'm late

>>26569377
I'm going with this, Misa should know that something was stalking us last night.

[x]Last night, something was following me before I went to bed

>>26569408
I'm guessing it won't count. To be consistently rolling that low, it's probably not a D100.

>>26569397
Rumor mill is gonna rumor mill, oh by the way, give a 1d100 to see how bad the rumor is going to be, worst out of 3~

>>26569233
Do this : >>26569377

Follow her thread about there being someone smarter and you think they're scouting us out.

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>>26569392
Actually, this is a really good point.
>[x] Changing my vote to this write-in.

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Rolled 77

>>26569445

Rolled 66

>>26569445
lesbian dispute!

>>26569435
He's been rolling d20s the whole time, yeah.

Rolled 31

>>26569445
Hope we get something good.

Rolled 46

>>26569445
based dicegod, don't fail me now

>>26569451
Yeah I'm going with this with a blend of >>26569392

At worse, she thinks we're crazy or paranoid. It's really her fault if she doesn't believe us at this point.

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Rolled 28

>>26569445
Rollan

>>26569215
>Shit, people are going to talk about this in school aren't they?"

"just pass it off as me being a bitch."

Rolled 44

>>26569445
h-h-here I go

Rolled 18

>>26569472

And this is the worst of the first 3.

Rolled 10

>>26569499
This

let everyone know we're yankee as hell

Rolled 60

>>26569507
Were we supposed to do multiple rolls?

Rolled 16

>>26569534
I don't think so.

Maybe "dad" can hijack our body or something?

>>26569534
Each person rolls a d100, so we get 3 chances to crit fail.

>>26569507
Did you like....rob a gamestore rub by a voodoo priest or something?

Rolled 79

>>26569551
Nah he rolls out of 20

Speaking of which, check my roll.

>>26569548
…LEWD!

>>26569551
Rolled 69

Rolled 9

>>26569551
That was a d20. And previously I rolled a 77 on the d100

>>26569548
I reckon Dad's the closest thing we have to fear at this point. We're (over)confident we could probably take him in a fair fight, but we're also confident that he'd never take part in a fair fight.

>>26569549
Ah alright then.
>>26569576
Well since he rolls out of 20 I hope his rolls aren't counted.

>>26569585
I, for one, enjoy watching everybody panic at your apparent dice curse.

>>26569612
Why would we want a fair fight, anyway? We just have to cheat better than he does.

>>26569612
Not just that, we're technically a part of him. We're not doing anything that actively harms him until we fix that.

>>26569649
He may have more experience with that than we do, though.

>>26569551
Alright, so Another dream along with that one writin are in a draw, I'm leaving it like that, writing

>>26569649
Unfortunately he's got a huge advantage in the cheating stakes too, since he built us. The decks are stacked, the dice loaded.

There's no way the fucker hasn't given us a Directive 4.

>>26569722
Then we'll just solve that problem like any other problem......with our fists!

*keep punching own head till dad programming and genes is erase

Rolled 17

>>26569759
Pretty sure it doesn't work that way.

captcha: miraculously dpesnac

>>26569773
If it did though, it would totally be our first recourse.

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>>26569759
Let's remember that Intelligence is our one real edge over Momoko. Any plan that's dumb enough for her to come up with is a bad plan.

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>>26569800
Or any plan dumb enough for her to come up with is actually the best plan ever because of it's simplicity

>>26569800
Also our willingness to cheat.
Mighty strength
incredible beauty.
And general awesomeness.

We are basically the greatest person ever, and our whole couple of days of existence have given us no reason to doubt this.

[x]Writein
[]Telling her about the other dream.

"By the way, I had another dream yesterday, I think it might be from the memories I got." You say and notice Misa is biting her finger while glaring at the girls walking in the distance, gossiping. She turns to look at you? "From the what? Oh right! What was the memory then?" She asks, holding you by the shoulders. "Bicycle going downhill, ended up with a piece of glass in the arm right about here." You say pointing towards where you remember the piece of glass sticking out of you. "Oh, THAT incident, 8 stitches, wasn't pretty." She says, "I'll bring it up with her, see what she says."

After that she seems to be deep in thought on her way to school, her left cheek still red from the super strong slap you gave her. "You know, I still find it hard to believe your dad just letting you stay with us in stride, even for a master plan it seems pretty...well, though out actually."

You take a deep breath and let loose something off your chest, "Honestly, I'm not even sure what the hell I'm supposed to be. We're definitely some kind of plan, but we just got turned loose. No real instructions, no nothing. That bothers me. I sure as hell don't sound like any kind of evil master plan. Just another pawn for him to shuffle around the board?" Misa stares at you as you continue, "I hate him. Of course, I hate Momoko too... That's about all the reassurances I've got for you."

Misa stares at you annoyed, "Seriously, you're as moody as Momoko gets sometimes." She flicks her finger at your forehead, "Cut it out and cheer up a bit, enjoy life or something." She tells you before you part ways with her.
_______________________________
You find outside of the classroom waiting to get introduced. How will you go about it.
[]Seriously
[]Confidently
[]Slackoff

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I think I know how our personality should develop.

>>26569933
Also timeskip the rest of the week y/n? I'll do highlights for each day.

>>26569949
It may help, but I'm more of a fan of going each day because that gives us more time to interact with the other characters and prepare.

[x]Try to tell a joke and fail

>>26569933
[x]Confidently
Surely we can't screw up basic human interaction?

>>26569933
[X]Confidently

'Sup mortals.

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>>26569933
>[x]Confidently
Because we's the strongest!

>>26569949
Sure, why not? If we're not going to have any major events for a while, we may as well.

Rolled 11

>>26569933
[x]Confidently

>>26569933
[X]Confidently

Yes for timeskip.

>>26569933
Let's be serious here, no need to get caught up in any more trouble than we've already got.
>>26569949
I don't see why not.

>>26569933
[x] confidently, we know we're awesome, but lets not alienate potential allies/resources by going full on bitch.

also....timeskip y, lets take a deep dive intot he action.

>>26569949
'Y' please.
Strict day-per-day story progression invokes traumatic memories of certain cross series shipping fanfiction.

>>26569933
>[X]Seriously

But not too serious. Just enough to get people not to mess with us.

>>26569949
I would rather go day by day.

>>26569933
>[X]Confidently

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>>26569949
I'm okay with short timeskips, if nothing interesting happens in a week (just us walking around and being super paranoid) then sure.

I say you should condense the timeskip into a new post and then ask us which activities we want to do during the week. Then we roll to see if we successfully accomplish them all.

Like I would like to spend this time to scout the city a bit more, but we may not have time to do that and go to school or any of the other things people may want to do.

>>26569933
[x]Confidently

Not sure about the timeskip just yet. It feels like we kind of need to establish the status quo of our life first, which at this point presumably involves dividing our time between school, home, work and dicking about with our "friends".

Fortunately, home and work are both at the mansion, and we don't actually have any friends.

>>26570056
>
Not sure about the timeskip just yet. It feels like we kind of need to establish the status quo of our life first, which at this point presumably involves dividing our time between school, home, work and dicking about with our "friends".

I kind of feel this is true, we don't have a routine set yet that we can just collapse into and assume that's what we do every day.

BUT

>>26570056
>I say you should condense the timeskip into a new post and then ask us which activities we want to do during the week. Then we roll to see if we successfully accomplish them all.

I like this idea. Maybe have everyone roll 1d100 and pick the highest-rolled activities.

>>26569933
can we yell at the gossipping cunts

"talk shit get hit!" ?

[]Confidently
we got the sports prodigy gimmick bs to keep up

>>26570077
^ this made me cum buckets, do this

>>26569949
Yes to time skip, this day by day routine gets boring fast and drags down plot progression.

>>26570077
>I like this idea. Maybe have everyone roll 1d100 and pick the highest-rolled activities.

This sounds like it would result in sporadic activities that would only get voted on because they would be funny and not because they could be executed well

I'm all for it

>>26569933
>Cut it out and cheer up a bit, enjoy life or something
"life..."

Alright, confidently won. Writing.

Heres how the timeskip stuff is going to work

Today's highlight:Learning the trade of a maid
Day 2: ?
Day 3: Demon sweeping technique
Day 4:?
Day 5: ?

Lets make it 5 days, too much more and we'll be stuck in a decision loop, rumour begin to pop out at day 4

>>26570172
We've got sports club to fit in there someplace.

>>26570171
also yeah, roll me a 1d100 with your post, remember to link to >>26570172 or I won't count it

>>26570171
Seriously, Misa. Do you think about these things before you say them?

Rolled 14

>>26570172
rumor control policy

talk shit get hit

Rolled 82

>>26570189
Shoot,w e never decided which club we're joining, did we?

>>26570172
[x]Join Judo club

Rolled 84

>>26570172
Can I roll for him?

Rolled 18

>>26570172
sports club

A competition of strength is what we're all about.

Rolled 59

>>26570172
[x]Buy a cardboard box, keep it with us at all times

Yes I am still on that, we need a good way to hide when things don't go our way.

Rolled 90

>>26570172
Day 2: Talking to Momoko about the dream
Day 4: Another brief encounter with our stalker
Day 5: Hanging out with some classmate

Also will you provide a small scene from each activity? That would be nice since we are skipping a few days.

>>26570238
oh, god. That can't end well.

But then I suppose it was never likely to. We've got superpowers and we've yet to learn the concept of fair play.

>>26570238
What kind of sports club?

>>26570284
Wasn't there some talk of Kendo or fencing or something?

Rolled 33

>>26570172
>>26570214
Down for judo. Try not to kill anybody. Try.

>>26570278
hello and welcome to Ichigo's magic dice

>Day 5: Hanging out with some classmate

Social link go

>>26570172
Day 4 should be magic practice. See if we can incorporate the demon sweeping with our panties and come up with a fighting style.

Rolled 44

>>26570172
I feel like something's missing, but I don't know what... Maybe we could go for one of those "fated meetings" that magical girls tend to have?

Rolled 60

>>26570172
>>26570211
Seconding this.
With our intel operatives recently taking a leak on confidentional national security information, willy nilly, to all these enemy nations like France and Poland, we have to remind people what the punishment for treason is!

Rolled 9

>>26570303
We should join the fencing team. Then win the tournement by abusing our powers. Then rub it in Momoko's face that the reason her team won is because we cheated for her.

>>26570307
Plus we do need friends. We don't want even worse rumors than the ones from day 4.

Rolled 12

>>26570311
>Maybe we could go for one of those "fated meetings" that magical girls tend to have?

I like that, let's do this

[x]Go to curiosity store, encounter plot item

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>>26570333
I like where your head's at.

>>26570278
yeah thats the plan

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>>26570309
captcha: father desprio

Rolled 81

>>26570309
damn, I like this idea.

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>>26570453
That feel when...

>>26570278
also, which dream do you mean?

We should spend a day wandering around and asking for rumors about the castle, about the town, about strange things that have been happening lately. And maybe see what people think about the Precures and the girl we're working for.

Rolled 11

>>26570533
all of them

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>>26570533
The one in which she kebab's us, perhaps? It would make sense.

Not that acting sensible is strictly what we're about.

>>26570404
Cool. How are you deciding on the options people listed?

>>26570561
this

[x] Confidently
You stride into the room when the teacher calls you in. Your steps move one in front of the next with confidence as if there was no ther way to go, "The name's Masako Ishikuno, remember it now cause you'll be hearing it a lot." You say, your voice unwavering and...no one is paying attention, there's a boy digging into his ear, taking some earwax out, a girl is checking out the tips of her hair. Theres some people that are paying attention, namely that one girl you met in the judo club room and one of Momoko's friends, also your tour guide is here too. Well, at least you're not with the precure girls so you have a free reign of what you do in this. Its also the first time you see the inside of one of these classrooms, most of the wall has been taken out and replaced with a big window. The only seat available is the one in the back row, right next to the window(because cliches).
Your day is filled with the the giggling voices of girls surrounding your desk asking you all sorts of thing, which you lie your ass off, there might be one or two contradictions in there but no one notices. So far they've been urging you to join their respective sports club. You don't have till the end of next week to choose so there's no pressure yet.
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You walk out of the store exhausted, Konomi asked you to get a bunch of fresh fruit and vegetable since the stocks were running low. You THINK you did a good job, who thought being in school could be so boring and so useful at the same time. The cashier looks at you, seemingly recognizing you from somewhere after you notice that Konomi quite didn't give you enough money. You tell him that you'll pay him later unless her prefers our shoe up his ass today.

>>26570533
The memory one. Probably should have said Momoko and Misa.

>>26570585
Though the obvious one to start with would be the one from her memories.

It may be worth following up with LuBu about the Crystal we saw dad holding, too. Like, does it exist and if it does, what it's for.

Rolled 16

>>26570611
What's with the extra stuff after the name?

>>26570306
judo ain't aggressive enough, i say we START a krav maga or muay thai club, or join a gym that has like minded individuals

Athletic club for one of the days

>>26570581
So far its:
Day 2: Talking to Momoko about the dream (because of roll)
Day 4: Magic/broom practice (because of roll and someone seconding it)
Day 5: Rumor control policy (Because several asked for it despite low rolls)

Any objections? If so specify the day you want to change

>>26570702
What are the leading choices for Day 3?

>>26570734
day 3 is locked in for demon sweeping technique

>>26570734
day 3 was ordained demon broom technique day

Rolled 63

>>26570702
We should totally join the fencing club so that we can cheat undetectably to win the tournement and rub it in momoko's face

>>26570685
I like this idea!

Start a sports club which is actually a facade for our "get into trouble and get away with it" club.

>>26570702
Seems good to me. We'll work out which team we will join later

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>>26570792
Yeah. Let's get this show on the road.

>>26570734
Day 3 is already accounted for.

>>26570702
Nope. That all seems nice.

>>26570755
Someone will have to explain the concept of fair play first. So that we understand the concept of cheating in a way that means people can't tell we're cheating.

>>26570792
Since we're an athletic type, we should probably work to be the star of whatever club we join, this will earn us both adulation and esteem over Momoko.

Then we can do that thing where we offer to help her failing club, and be a total bitch about it.

>>26570755
We do love winning -and- hate Momoko.

>>26570702
This looks like a good schedule!

As for sports club, fencing could be fun and dramatic, but we already told her that we wouldn't join it, and the best evil is lawful evil.

>>26570893
This

Fun wouldn't be joining and beating her in the club, fun would be following her wish to the letter. She doesn't want us to join? Fine. Have fun finding new members when you come crawling back to have an all-star in her club.

Rolled 57

>>26570893

Hardly. Chaotic Evil is the best evil. Batman's Joker is great.

>>26570755
we said we wouldn't
I don't wanna look like we can't be trusted

we're too weak atm. we need our meat shields

even at the expense of potential trolling

>>26570929

eh he can be

for every Laughing fish or Joker's five way revenge there's a Death of the Family

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>>26570929
But if we're neutral evil, we can pursue our own selfish agenda without being overly influenced by either rules or lulrandoms...

Okay, since everyone seems to be alright with this, writing

Rolled 63

>>26570933

But we can't be trusted. We've already defected from Dad. We're already a traitor.

>>26570982
Basically, when in doubt, the plan is "do the opposite of whatever Momoko would do".

>>26571002
Strictly speaking, we've not defected.

he wants us to destroy Cure Blade, and that is certainly still something we might do.

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>>26571009
I thought the plan was "When in doubt, Momoko is a stuck-up bitch."

>>26571037
Let's remember that line next time we have a private conversation with one of Dad's people. It might get us some leverage.

Rolled 12

>>26571037
We helped the cures defeat Kuma, we have totally turned traitor.

>>26571063
Kuma lost that fight before we ever got involved.

It is right and proper that we should have punished him for both his weakness and incompetence.

Rolled 49

Paranoia roll

>>26571037
Well the problem is this is an order given to us by our father, who we all agree is a huge asshole, and we don't want to follow his commands at all.

So if we're going to kill Momoko, it'll be after we get him off our backs.

>>26571063
"you must sacrifice some of your pieces to take all of your enemy's . Besides Father, only the King matters in chess"

>>26571080
An excuse truly befitting of a Skaven!

>>26571080
we, er, might not want to say that last bit out loud to Dad incase he takes it to the logical extreme and punishes US for our laxity in ending Cure Blade.

Though, it may be worth pointing were we given any kind of time limit.

Rolled 3

>>26571080
And sure, that's what we're going to tell any of Father's folks who ask, but in reality? Totally defected.

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>>26571080
That, and they almost killed us along with him.

>>26571104
Do we really want to remind him that he considers us expendable?

>>26571122
rogue is probably closer to the truth. We're at likely to try and kill him as her.

And doubtlessly he's counting on his hidden Directive 4 to make it more likely her than him.

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>>26571122
we're on no one's side because no one is on our side.

neutral evil!

>>26571122
You know what we should do to totally piss off our Dad? When he inevitably sends Mirror Axe after us, we turn her to our side by being the sweetest, kindest and most friendly person ever.

The he fucked.

Rolled 5

>>26571154
I'm fine with that so long as it gets us into the fencing club.

>>26571137
Was going for more of suck up angle. he's already thinking about killing us anyway. Hell, who wasn't thought about killing us?

>>26571161
I don't think that's quite how we operate...

>>26571186
In our situation, I don't think there's anyone we've talked to for more than 15 minutes who hasn't at least considered it.

>>26571233
>I don't think that's quite how we operate...
In any case, I've got a feeling that we actually get along better with Misa than Momoko does.

Which suggests that a relationship with Mirror Axe would be just about as prickly as Momoko and Misa's normal one is.

>>26571161
the idea of the cures reacting lesbian dopplegangers is amusing..... but no.

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>>26571263
"Momoko... I... I can't stay with you anymore! I'm dating your evil twin!" "What? But Misa, I'm dating your evil twin!" "What?" "Seriously, Masako, your sister's a whore."

Fund it!

Day 2: Talking to Momoko about the dream
You're almost at the limit the pendant Lubu gave you so you're going to explain to her about the dream,, but to make her remember how much it hurt. "Alright, the other day I had a dream from the your memories that are inside me." You start, "Remember how proud you felt when you biked down that hill and then had that piece of glass on your arm?" You say, pointing to where you know she has the scar, "Because I do." She looks uncomfortable talking about it, but you seem to have made a point...somehow. "But I do remember it, sorta, its been a long time, it was pretty fun before I lost control, kind of I'm not too sure. You're left dumbfounded maybe you existing might not cause memory loss, or being around you makes her recover her memories? You have no idea how you work magically so yeah.

Day 3:Demon sweeping technique
You and Konomi stand in in the garden far away from view of the house, all those trees are useful for something at least. "Might as well." This patch has been growing like crazy since then." She sighs and gets ready to sweep it, "Then?" You ask, too curious about what is making this patch of land grow so much. "Oh hey, don't blink or you'll miss it!" She gets ready for what seems to be a large, powerful swing. Its a swing not unlike someone swinging a golf club, yet for some reason feels more powerful, you make careful note of her footing and general position. When you try it you are baffled you could make a broom cut grass.

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>>26571340
Girls are advancing the plot... Please wait warmly~

>>26571161
We wouldn't have to do that, just remind Mirror Axe that he didn't clothe, feed, or treat her like anything else than a throwaway pawn. Because that's what she is to him.

Then she will join us in Outer Heaven.

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>>26571399
But what if he learns from his mistakes? What if he treats her better than he treated us?

>>26571430
>What if he treats her better than he treated us?

Going by villain standards I sincerely doubt it. At best he'll just yell at her louder and more forcefully than he did to us.

>>26571430
The only way lesson he's likely to take from us is to give any future evil clones a lot less free will.

Day 3:Demon sweeping technique
You and Konomi stand in in the garden far away from view of the house, all those trees are useful for something at least. "Might as well." This patch has been growing like crazy since then." She sighs and gets ready to sweep it, "Then?" You ask, too curious about what is making this patch of land grow so much. "Oh hey, don't blink or you'll miss it!" She gets ready for what seems to be a large, powerful swing. Its a swing not unlike someone swinging a golf club, yet for some reason feels more powerful, you make careful note of her footing and general position. When you try it you are baffled you could make a broom cut grass.

Day 4: Magic/broom practice (EARLY morning)
Its late at night, at around 2 in the morning and you are deep in the ridiculously big and dark garden of this house. The reason you're doing this is simple. You learned a new technique and its time see if you can actually use it with your ridiculously large sword. You try to change the direction of the swipe, but no matter what you try the technique seems particularly effective against targets that are on the ground below you. Curiously enough when you use the technique your sword somehow manages to cut the ground as if it was butter...truly a fearsome technique no wonder brooms could cut carpets with that.

(TECHNIQUE LEARNED: Sweep: As long as you have proper footing, and your opponent is below and slightly in front of you, you ignore half of their defense.)

>>26571430
"Hey Mirror Blade! Dad gave me a ten speed! Lets race our bikes!

"Bikes...?"

"Dad didn't give you one? odd."

*smugly pedals away while ringing bell*

>>26571430
Well then we can convince Mirror Axe that's he's just acting that way, and will dispose of her the moment she has served her purpose.

And if that doesn't work, "I"m your big sister, you do what i say or i revoke your reddit privileges!"

>>26571485
Obligatory CHEEEEEEN!

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>>26571504

>>26571504
Stop the honk, can't stop the honk
You can't stop the honk, stop the honk
Stop the honk, can't stop the honk

Day 5: Rumor control policy
The lunch bell hadn't stopped ringing when Misa walks into your classroom and drags you off to the rooftop, damn, you're hungry and she has something to tell you. "You know how I told you there would be rumors? Turns out people think you are Momoko's incestuous twin sister separated at birth and we got into a fight because I wouldn't let her see you." Its the first thing that comes out of her mouth. "So?" You say, "I hate her so this should fix itself, shouldn't it?" Its something that'll solve itself after all, "Maybe" she says, "Unless the A/V club guys start spreading the rumor you're the tsundere incestuous twin separated at birth." She crosses her arms and sighs, "It will probably last a month if it reaches that level. "We need to fix that, maybe lets not have you interact with Momoko when she's around and don't hit me again. It'll probably go if we leave it alone. And if anyone asks regarding that, deny it or ignore it.

All you gotta say about rumors is that other people at school are weird gossiping fucks.

You return to the room you call home so far and you spot and envelope where you usually leave your backpack, exactly where you leave your backpack these 5 days. You grab it and your hand shakes when you see that in extremely elaborate handwriting: "To:Mirror Blade" You can barely read because its overly complicated but its there. You gulp as you:
[]Open it
[]You have a bad feeling in your gut, open it up later
[]Cut it, burn it, bury it.

Also next post is likely to be the last one for the night

>>26571683
>[]Open it
maybe its a card! with money in it!

>>26571683
Call one of the cures, or both, and then open it so that if it's bad they'll know.

>>26571683
>"Unless the A/V club guys start spreading the rumor you're the tsundere incestuous twin separated at birth

its simple we uh kill the A/V club

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>>26571683
>[x]Open it
This is not the time to be giving any fucks. Also, wincest rumors could be useful to us if we can get it implied that Momoko returns those feelings.

>>26571711
Seconded, we need them to be here in case there's a curse in this letter. Or at least so they know shit is going down.

>>26571683
>[X]Open it

They know who we are which means it is either Momoko Misa, dad or one of dad's new lackies. Might as well see what the envelope has in it.

>>26571683
> []Open it
Alternately: Trick our clone into doing so while we chill at a safe distance.

>>26571683
[x]Open it. With a broom and ready to jump away.

Rolled 8

>>26571683
[x]Open it

>>26571748
but anon, you are the clone

>>26571764
>>26571749
>>26571748
>>26571741
Open it, but with the other cures present, just in case.

>>26571778
and then anon was a zombie.

>>26571778
maybe with that attitude

>>26571683
[x] Open it

There's no point in trying to second guess a BBEG like dad.

But this is probably the safest place we can hope for to open something like this. While there's more people here you place value on school, something tells me the denizens of this place are adequately equipped to deal with supernatural threats in a way that a school won't be.

>>26571711
This,

If it turns out to be evil voodoo magic, they need to be there to ensure we don't go nuts on the school.

>>26571741
It's addressed to Mirror Blade. It's pretty much got to be Dad.

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>>26571790
If it means we get to nom on brains, I would not be entirely opposed.

>>26571741
Momoko or Misa would likely address it to our Masako identity. Leaving a note that could break our secret is just as bad for them as it is for us.

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>>26571807
Yeah we need the cures here.

Elaborate handwriting probably isn't him, it's probably a general taunting us. Guarenteed.

>>26571807
While we believe firmly that we could take either individually, the first time we fought them, we learned the hard way that the two of them working together is enough to adequately contain us.

its just a death threat you guys

chill out

>>26571837
And if it's a general, it's not our job to deal with it, it's their job.

>>26571845
The enemy could very well carry out on the death threat in this case. It would not be prudent of us to become a damsel in distress.

Please don't bring the cures over. If it's actually a video communication and Cures are with us, we're screwed.

>>26571850
If a general threatens us, we are perfectly within our rights to beat the everloving crud out of them.

Might makes right.

>>26571838
and that was with you at 100% Their final attacks are hard to dodge and hit like a truck, you have to be all sorts of badass to be able to shrug it off.

>>26571862
This

come on guys, don't wimp out over a dumb letter.

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>>26571845
>just a death threat
Admittedly, we do a lot of fighting for our lives, but I'd like to think we should still be concerned if someone's threatening us.

>>26571880
Forgot my
[x]Open it

[X]OPEN

What is he going to do? Come through the letter and kick my ass? Ha!

>>26571881
I just want to hold off on freaking out until we read the letter. Is that asking too much?

>>26571916
We know it's bad: We can feel it in the pit of our stomach.

But no matter. We will face any challenge head on!

>>26571916
>>26571952
This is an RPG and we are PCs, someone offering us food is cause for freaking out.

Opening won~ enjoy your words. (I have actually been writing but captcha ate my announcemt post)

>>26571683
>you're the tsundere incestuous twin separated at birth
Why not? Other than the 'separated at birth' thing, I can see that working.

>>26572064
Well

It WOULD creep the fuck out of Momoko and make Misa angry

Maybe we should go with it.

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>>26572064
Well, it is technically true. We were certainly born separately.

>>26572085
And Momoko has more to lose from wincest rumors that we do, really. The problem would be letting people think that we dere for her, ever.

>>26572085
That's the short term objective. Long term objective is for both to reciprocate.

>>26572064
We may actually have to work with her if we're going to beat dad. She's basically like a slightly crappier version of us - but vitally, she won't have any of Dad's safeguards.

Right now thought the idea is utterly ludicrous. As impossible as the idea of a skiing holiday on the moon. The very presence of her can drive into a killing rage at...

What's our current power level?

>>26572085
>It WOULD creep the fuck out of Momoko
Are you sure about that? I wouldn't be surprised if turned it on us until we got creeped out.

[x]Open it

You gulp and open the letter, huh, it has a wax seal. Just to make sure it doesn't have any magic on it you lock your door and open it with the tip of your sword, as far away as you physically can. Out it sprout 8 pages of handwritten mumbo jumbo written in the same letter as the front of the envelope and a second envelope, its extremely hard to read but it begins with "Oh woe on me, for such a gentleman like myself to have such an unbecoming power, forced to spy these past few days..." Your head begins to hurt but you get the gist of it, you skip to the last page, on the back, written in words you can actually understand a bit, "While I have a talent for words, not many people appreciate the art of written word, if you are like them you must be reading this first. If that's the case there is a very special circle in hell for you and someday I will send you but not today. Doctor Shwitz and our Lord have tasked me to get a memory shard from Cure Axe, and your position is especially helpful for this endeavor. The instructions for extracting a memory shard are in the second envelope, we will be in touch 'Masako'."

You gulp, what he is asking you to do will probably put you back into your father's hand and the precures will never trust you again. You think of calling them but you are reminded on your stroll through the backyard last week where the tree branch move on its own. This asshole might be able to turn invisible.

[]Call them anyway
[]Make sure that he's not here(1d100 roll with this choice best out of 3)
[]PANIC!

>>26572111
But that's forbidden love!

Rolled 27

>>26572139
[]Make sure that he's not here(

Rolled 94

>>26572139
[x]Make sure that he's not here

>>26572139
[x] Max sure he's not here

then [x ]PANIC

>>26572139
>[X]Call them anyway
We'll show him that he doesn't scare us. That and as long as he can't read minds we can deceive him into thinking we are on his side.

Rolled 51

>>26572139
[]Make sure that he's not here(1d100 roll with this choice best out of 3)

I see no downside to checking if we're being spied on right now

Let's do it.

Rolled 41

>>26572180
bah forgot my roll

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>>26572141
We are going to all the bitches.

>>26572139
>[x]Make sure that he's not here(1d100 roll with this choice best out of 3)
Whoever this fucker thinks he is, nobody spies on us. Not Kuma, not PreCure, not nobody. I roll for initiative!

>>26572139
[x] "I see the quality of dad's lackeys hasn't improved substantially."

...anyone else here kinda want a 'sister'? In a weird, fucked up way?

>>26572139
[x] Make sure that he's not here
Lower is better, right?

>>26572141
Hitomi, please. This isn't even your magical girl series.

>>26572211
This

This is about GI-Joe levels of lackey we seem to have encountered

>>26572223
We do

But do we really trust Dad enough to make one? He may 'fix' that flaw he had in us the first time.

>>26572223
Yeah, but not at the cost of Misa.

Rolled 17

>>26572255

We could always ask her to give one willingly, to help our cover.

>>26572223
Yeah, but if he fixes our "flaws" that would be bad. And we don't want to Cures to hate us unless we are truly in a position of strength.

Rolled 89

>>26572223
Yup, here. That's what I want Momoko to be.
Unless you meant a Mirror Axe. In that case, NO!

>>26572237
And of course I fuck up my roll.

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>>26572223
It's not that we don't want a little sister. It's that helping Dad make one for us would jeopardize our operation here, and Mr. Diarrhea-of-the-Fountain-Pen can damn well molest Misa by himself.

Rolled 50

IMO, we need to get in contact with Lu Bu now.

>>26572271
Shit Dicefag, this is a genius idea. Lu Bu said people used to exchange memories right? He could probably get us a duplicate shard we could screw around with/trap

Would Misa go along with it, though?

>>26572271
While that might be interesting, and we'll certainly pursue that as a possibility when we bring it up with Team Cure, I think we've actually got a much easier out.

>>26572271
Oh man, that's a good idea. We need a story for Misa to give us one, though

>>26572305
from what you know, it might not be pleasant for humans, given what you know what happened to Cure Blade last time

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>>26572293
This is brilliant! Let us do this thing. But preferably without Creepy McStalker listening in.

>>26572305
I do wonder if voluntary extraction of a memory crystal might not be as unpleasant, and it would be interesting to see what lubu thinks of the idea. But I don't think it's likely to be a goer.

I think I have the kernal of a plan, though.

>>26572271
>>26572293
>>26572305
Yeah but if we're being spied on asking would backfire on us. Especially if (s)he been doing so the whole time and heard all our conversations with the Cures and Lubu.

>>26572369
We have this roll>>26572171 so we're safe.

>>26572369
>Yeah but if we're being spied on asking would backfire on us.

Why would it?

He should be happy that we're able to just ask them for a shard and they'll just give us one.

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>>26572328
What's a little pain and disorientation? The alternative is to stand in the way of Destiny. Even if we don't help Dad get it, and even if we help the PreCures keep it from happening, which we by no means promise, Dad is still going to get that Memory Shard. But if we do it this way, we can at least make sure we benefit from it.

>>26572401
Just because we're allowed to roll doesn't necessarily mean that we are able to succeed.

Rolled 20

>>26572369
How so? We did, hypthetically, get them the memory shard they wanted.

>>26572369
I think we'll notice if that bastard is still there

>>26572171

>>26572401
>>26572435
Not really. That's just us checking to see if he is spying. Doesn't say we're getting rid of him.

>>26572402
>>26572433
Because then he would lose trust in us because he would assume we have turned traitor/are playing both sides.

Rolled 11

>>26572315

Here's a story: In order to not-die we need to get a memory shard from you, help?

>>26572428
If I ask you to roll you have a chance to succeed whether I want you to or not

Rolled 17

>>26572481
That's more likely to happen if we don't get him the shard than if we do. We get him the shard then we are doing what he wants.

Next time in Evil Precure Quest
>You want me to do what!?
>No seriously, get your hand away from me
>I'll end you bitch

Don't forget to come or I'll show you the way of the fist!

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>>26572536
of course I had to forget

>>26572536
I'm not sure my fists are ready for next update.

>>26572481
>Because then he would lose trust in us because he would assume we have turned traitor/are playing both sides.

Why? We're doing what he wants

And Misa?

>I'll give you a hundred yen for your memory shard
>SWEET