Fatal

You'll never get past character creation let alone into combat.

>>26617093
Okay, then what system should I use to create a campaign with only a LITTLE bit of combat?

Why would ANYONE want a square egg?

>>26617108
3.5 of course, it's up to the GM and players how the campaign plays out anyway

>>26617109
what if you need to stack them?

>>26617115
>>26617115
Why would I want to stack eggs?

>>26617108
WFRP 1st or 2nd ed. Combat is so lethal people will quickly learn to avoid it. And by quickly I mean like 2 sessions (and about 6 new characters) in.

>>26617124
What if you need to create an egg tower?

>>26617115
I can't imagine a single scenario where I would NEED to stack eggs.

>>26617086
Nobilis, Storyteller (Vampire, Genius), Call of Cthulhu, possibly GURPS but neeh it's a last resort.

>>26617108

Fatal. If you somehow make it past character creation, combat is more like group-sex/rape than actual fighting.

>>26617130
World record for most eggs stacked

>>26617148
FATAL combat is like D&D, so you must think D&D combat is like group sex.

>>26617130
Just because you don't NEED to doesn't mean you don't want to.

>>26617130
You have inherited 1000 eggs and you don't own any bowls or baskets. How in fuck's name are you going to store them?

>>26617130
Yeah that's what you think NOW, but when your life is on the line and you need to stack those eggs up before your legs get cut off, you're gonna wish you had that egg cuber.
Can we create some theoretical scenarios for a campaign in which the players would need to stack eggs?

Ok guys what if

Hear me out now

What if we could take

Guys listen

What if we took an egg, a hard boiled egg

Like the OP you know a hard boiled soft whitey

Listen guys

What if we took an egg

And we made it...


...


Triangular?

>>26617178
A d4 you could safely step on?

>>26617185
>step on eggd4
>stabs into your foot
>breaks into shard of egg shell, stabbing further into your foot and compounding into more wounds
>squish into the actual egg and have it ooze inside of your cuts
Eggs are the most hardcore dice ever

Every egg is a baby bird or reptile. How do you justify eating them?

>>26617185
BRILLIANT

>>26617200
OP says you need to peel it for the cuber to work, presumably the same is true of the triangulator, so no eggshell fragments to worry about.

>>26617200
>Triangling it with shell on.

What are you retarded?

>>26617209
They're more like menstruation actually.

>>26617209
Every fetus is a baby human but I don't tell people to stop eating those.

>>26617221
Because no one ever made a fetus cuber before.

>>26617209
They're not fertilized. They were never going to be a living creature.

>>26617233
I have a sinking feeling that someone has in the past. They probably needed to stack some fetuses.

>>26617251

Something for the kids to play with in the doctor's office when they ran out of legos

>>26617209

This guy >>26617219 has it right. Eggs are chicken periods.

>>26617267

How is that not disgusting, though? Nobody drinks rooster semen.

No combat?
Why not just sit in circle and tell stories?

>>26617296
Semen doesn't have as much protein as chicken menstruation, probably.

>>26617296

Because it's not as delicious as eggs?

I house-sat for someone who has chickens a little while back. They're pretty miraculous beasties. Three chickens can live off kitchen scraps and a couple of cups of grain, and every day, regular as clockwork, they shit out three eggs.

>2013
>not cooking up eggs laid fresh that morning for a late breakfast with a glass of wine on the terrace, overlooking the vinyards with the Pyrenees in the distance
>shiggy diggy

>>26617086
why you would want a fucking square egg?
>>26617108
fate

>>26617166
I eat them.

>>26617407
>tfw no harpy waifu

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>>26617086
>What system should I use to create a campaign with absolutely no combat at all?

>>26617411

Decorative, I have a hello kitty one and a Bunny one that I use occasionally for my younger sister's lunch boxes

>>26617086
Ditch systems, do it freeform. Roll some dice if a contest comes up.

Get a universal system that uses one rule for all task resolution - FATE, Risus, Heroquest, etc. - and just don't do combat in it.

>>26617219
I knew this, but hate hearing it. Eggs are slightly less delicious when this fact is fresh in my mind.

>>26617176
A puzzle where the pieces must be soft enough to be crushed but fit perfectly into cubical compartments.

>>26617109

Stack 'em up so you can get the most eggs in one mouth-full.

Gotta optimize those gains.

Burning Wheel

>Hard-boiled

Jesus Christ it's like you enjoy eating sawdust.

>Soft-boiled master-race.

Nothing's quite as tasty as fresh toast with egg yellow soaking into it with a sprinkle of salt.

>>26618830
>picture
But why would I want to play an RPG that's exactly like real life?

>>26617178
Better idea guys

What if

Guys listen

if we

are you listening guys

what if we took some eggs and made them perfectly spherical?

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>>26621054
Then replace the cue ball with it in a game of pool when no one is looking.

>>26621044
It's not like real life, unless your life consists of cute monsters doing cute things

>>26621072
Just make an entire pool table of out eggs.

>>26621114

This is almost as ridiculous as making a pool table out of glass.

>>26621114
out of*

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>>26621121
Well if Japan can make egg loaf, an egg pool table doesn't seem so farfetched.

>>26621104
But can I slay the cute monsters?
Preferably by squaring until perfectly square. And dead.

>>26617245
although in the Philippines you can get hard boiled eggs with chicks inside. They're a delicacy.
Besides, we eat stuff that used to be living creatures all the time. It's called meat

>>26621153
In the UK we get long pork pies with one of those down the middle

>>26617086

> Open picture
> "Hey, that would be kinda neat to ha-"
> Remember physics
> "Fuck I'm an idiot..."

>>26621193
Which bakery you get those at, Sweeney's?

>>26617112
get the fuck out

>>26617209
Every sperm you swallow is a baby human. How do you justify being such a cum guzzling slut?

>>26621175
>although in the Philippines you can get hard boiled eggs with chicks inside. They're a delicacy.

but they're duck eggs.

>>26621004
God fucking damn you, my bad cholesterol is through the roof, must you make me crave eggs? Really? Asshole.

>>26621296
It's more like half a baby human

>>26621193
>long pork pies
>long pork
... acquired a long-standing reputation as cannibals following the recording of ..... the Marquesas Islands of Polynesia, where human flesh was called long pig.

>>26621316
The joke is that it's not a baby human because it's not fertilized.

Just like an egg.

>>26621316

So divide the number you swallow by 2.

>>26617157
Isn't it?

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>>26617411

>not wanting a fucking square egg

What's wrong you, man?

>>26621193
No, those are normal sized pork pies with a normal egg in the middle. I take it you've never got an end piece?

>>26621366
From the thumbnail I thought that man was wearing a magnificent headdress.
I was sorely disappointed.

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>>26621366
I thought he had hair like a Centauri

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>>26621044
The game isn't actually like that at all (unless your group + GM are sadistic assholes, anyway)

>>26621161
>But can I slay the cute monsters?
No.

>>26617086
A Song of Ice and Fire RPG

>>26622267
dropped hard

>>26622267
what do you even do in this game ?

>>26623289

You use your slight magic powers to solve problems. You are Winston Wolfe, but maybe literally a wolf.

These problems do not involve cleaning up dead niggers.

>>26623425
could be fun but I will never be able to dm it with my players because they are BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

so I only run homebrew d20 evil campaigns

>>26617411
For storage purposes.

>>26617157
>FATAL combat is like D&D,
Is?
wow, a rpg tries to be realistic and use d&d like stuff

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>>26623289
Help people with problems and make friends. Crushing on waifus/husbandos is optional.

>>26623948
Not OP, but I think this game might be exactly what I'm looking for. Anyone got a link?

>>26617130
When your pickling eggs and you have many eggs but few jars and vinegar so you want to get as much in as possible, also you should probably clarify boiled eggs, because normal egg trays are designed to be easily stacked because of how often you need to stack eggs for safe transport.

>>26617086
But that's a cube, I wanted a square egg

>>26617209
I eat the chicken happily enough, why would I have qualms about the chicks or the eggs?

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Square eggs!

>>26623948
So, a game for little kids, got it.

>>26621193
>long pork pies

Pig isn't halal, but human is?

>>26617086
diaspora

[classic blundering intensifies]

>>26617124
ever heard of stack overflow? that's what happens when you don't use square eggs

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>>26624103
OP, I sure hope you've learned never to post a random picture here ever again. I'm pretty sure only ~10 posts in this thread are actually relevant to your question.

>>26623969
Here:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/49kk9yknhaqlq7i/Golden%20Sky%20Stories%20Pre-Release%2006-01-2013.pdf

>>26624124
But we're having fun, stop raining on our off-route parade

>>26617166
Egg boxes.

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>>26623969
I don't really want to promote piracy of indie stuff but there is a dl link on foolz

>>26624064
It's a also a game for big kids and weeaboos.

>>26624124
land war in asia

>>26624142
I'm not raining on it, I think it's fun. I'm just saying that OP must be really new here to ask a question with a pic like THAT and expect it to get answered.

If you had a machine that could forge prism eggs we could build a giant pyramid of egg.

>>26624141
Is only the pre-release out? Because I found a 4shared download for that.

>>26624153
Sorry guy. I'd buy it if I wasn't having trouble keeping myself in peanut butter and bread.

>>26617086

Car Lesbians?

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>>26624124
Biggest mistakes... land war in Russia etc etc...

>>26624228
Asia

>>26624246

Well, Russia is part of Asia. Close enough.

>>26624254
No, it's part of Eurasia.

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>>26624141
>potentially causing paying backers to lose their undownloaded copies by providing the official link
Anon pls
Although if it works that means it probably doesn't have a quota system, I guess.

>>26624214
>Is only the pre-release out?
Yep. Nothing else is out beyond a rough rough rough draft of the Korean splat.

>>26624214
Yup, only pre-release for now.

>>26624274
>dat pic

that's dangerous territories right here, I don't like no magical realm

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>>26624320
She's showing off her collar, you lecher!
I took a long time for anyone to figure that out though.

Mouse Guard/Burning Wheel
GSS
Engine Heart

>>26624617
well the pose is suggestive enough to suggest otherwise

> Mouseguard
>square shaped eggs
…Egg fort, motherfuckers.

>>26624141
Where can I get raws?

>>26624205
Brilliant! The applications of an egg based based system of light refraction are endless. I can see it now! A bright egg based future in which the power of the egg spectrum of light provide for all.

And it all starts here, right now in this thread. Humanity spread vast throughout the stars. War, poverty, crime, politics, all a thing of the past no longer needed in the wake of the infinite prosperity brought by the dawn of the Egg Age and the unification of mankind into the Children Of The Egg. For eons Humanity shines brighter then any before them as they explore the most distant corners of creation. But they grow careless and arrogant in their power and begin to abuse this gift, delving deeper and deeper into the realm of egg they discovered something terrifying. Deep within the yolk of the eggosphere ancient entities stir from a slumber older then the universe itself, they are the harbingers of the Egg Times.