>>26628419

Can't wait for Hollow Rider to show up.

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Hey, Risa. Risa Schrödinger. I need you to do something for me, okay? "Monologue." You reply softly as the quincies surrounding you from the catwalk, as well as the bounts and dolls ready their weapons, likely hoping to take you out if you make a move. "I am sort of about to get nazied straight down to hell. Can it wait?" You ask.

No, but like I get that. Totally on board with the Friedhelm leading you into an ambush and being a smug dick about it, but like. We need a tiny Asian girl to say cheese burger at us but, fucking... be really fucking excited about it.

"I don't, what?" You ask as Friedhelm backs away from you, likely worried about your mumbling.

I won't even translate it, and she will be all 'Cheeeeeese Baaaaahgaaaaah!' Heh, heh, heh, ha ha ha. You frown as the snickering in your mind becomes more distracting and realization dawns on you. "Bloody hell are you high right now?" You ask as you slowly back into the center of the room, keeping a line of sight on as many of the quincies as possible. No, I've totally fucking got this okay, like, I am so cool. Inventory, I said I fucking got this.

~S'balls~ Inventory adds on.

Look, no okay, I so got this. You almost got trapped in your own shrine, because of some trap thing, and it looks like Friedhelm sold you out, Kouta is still maybe cool but he looks like he got the shit kicked out of him probably for not wanting to fuck over his Sensei to the Nazi magical girls who are mostly grizzled old men. Man I fucking miss Magical Girl Schrödinger-chan, was chill as hell when-

"Vasto Lorde Risa Schrödinger. Why don't you shift back to your human form, and we can discuss your recent-" One of the quincies state, not the king you note, but you are sort of in the middle of something.

"Time out." You interrupt before glancing back. "What are you on then?" You ask.

I started on pot, because you know gateway drug.

"Naturally" You nod well aware of the deadly gateway effect because Nancy Reagan told you so.
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>leave last thread early
>read the archive
>awh shiiit nigga, we got a second release!
>mfw I missed the discussion

dammit Azure, my sleep schedule is fucked enough as it is.

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Then I slippery sloped to angel dust, then the slip and slide landed me right into all of your medicine cabinet and kitchen sink. But it's cool, I totally got this, like, I am so into this you don't even know. "Where's my wine?" You ask. Do you even have to ask? Seriously, I wasn't going to just, like, take all of that shit dry. Besides, it was going to waste because, fucking, you know. "Is this about Sin-Fin? Should we talk about this? Because honestly those drugs were mine." Mah Sin-Fin. "Fucking hell, not again. Look, monologue, I really need you to focus up on this, okay? We got a bunch of radical soul nazis and vampires about to try and off me like a french queen or some shit." You explain.

"We can hear you, you know." Friedhelm states as he leans against the door, looking more assholish than usual. Man, Ryouichi is not going to be happy about this.

"Was Friedhelm the one he fancied then?" You ask. An arrow slams into the ground next to Kouta and you blink.

You look back up at the group of quincies and vampires and suddenly remember you were sort of in the middle of something with them. Get your game face on you emotionally unstable bastion of leadership.

"Come out Vasto Lorde, the great king believes a compromise can be reached." One of the quincies by the old man shouts out. Could be a trap though. Cheeeeeeese Baaaaahgaaaaaaah

What do you want to do?
[]Rip open a hole to Hue Co. Get the fuck right out of dodge.
[]Shift back and talk because I think we are still a lizard?
[]Just talk as the happiest god damn lizard in the world
[]Other, please specify
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Time to furiously pick nits.

==Hollow Rider==
>Outside of his helmet He has short dirty blond hair
Change "Outside of" to "underneath". At first, I though he had hair on his helmet of some reason.

>(5)Garganta
MAXed?

>You have evolved your minion into s single powerful individual namely your bike.
You have evolved your minion into a single powerful individual, namely your bike.

>(MAX)Justice Stands!
Level?


>heavy duty battle field patch
Pretty sure battlefield is one word. (under Justice Stands!)

>no description of his resurrección
Not sure if that's still being worked on or is hush hush til we actually see it or what.

>Theme Song: You can never sneak up on anyone, for so long as you ride your bike "Let's Go, HOLLOW RIDER" Will constantly play.
>Will
will uncapitalized


==Risa==
>Weapons grade Cero
>It is very powerful and can handle the
It just kinda cuts off there. Also, you should capitalize grade.
>800xp(4)Tsukiyo's Mirror: You can reflect decent spirit energy attacks. Able to redirect a strong cero and majority of Kido below 80s fired from an average shinigmi
I'm thinking the description needs a rewrite that's appropriately scaled to us. Strong ceros are much stronger than sub 80s kido from average shinigami.


More nits sure to come eventually when I find them.

>>26628454
>because Nancy Reagan told you so.

We're not even American! What the fuck.

>>26628473
>[]Rip open a hole to Hue Co. Get the fuck right out of dodge.

Can we even do that? I was under the impression that we were physically/magically detained.

>>26628473
>[]Shift back and talk because I think we are still a lizard?
Don't un-release. Just shapeshift into something less lizardy.

>>26628473
Use Fade to appear right behind Friedhelm. Inform him that he gets and F in trap making, and detention. Also and F for assuming that the paranoid Vasto Lorde ever showed anything resembling the full range of our abilities. Then see what the nazies want.

In other news I have some things. Its a thing.

Lupinor Cannis gets a new job: http://pastebin.com/YiqPQLnq
Lupinor Cannis gets Time Off: http://pastebin.com/A2RFcxMa
Japanese Town News Bulletin: http://pastebin.com/0EiG2Lb4
Lupinor Canis gets a promotion: http://pastebin.com/4SkUBspz
Bastidores Furiosus’ Personal Journal: http://pastebin.com/KQCsCvu7

Lupinor Cannis Character Sheet (Provisional): http://pastebin.com/0d02R4ZJ

>>26628473
>[]Shift back and talk because I think we are still a lizard?
Well let's see where this leads

>>26628564

>un-release

Woah, woah, woah, guys. Important sidebar. What is the opposite of release? Clench? Whenever we're not released, are we clenching? What a positively ghastly thought.

>>26628473
[X]Just talk as the happiest god damn lizard in the world
"Sorry about that, the voices in my head get kind of demanding sometimes. So like, whats your beef with me? I mean I understand sorta why the vampires are after me, seeing as I sort of lost one of them when she fucked off riding a giant worm made of fire, and I just said fuck that shit, but I thought you two hated each other? Or at least thats what I gathered from that Victoria chick before she fucked off."

"Also Friedhelm you are a little shit."

>>26628508
No we're a happy lizard.

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May as well post this while waiting for people to show up.

>>26628584
smack him with a ruler and we're good.

>>26628478
Nancy Reagan was a very powerful voice who told the whole world the horrors of pot.

Also, lizard, keep talking madness while talking with them so they don't decide to just jump us for being insane. But if we reseal our go juice then they'll just smack us around.

>>26628599
>"Also Friedhelm you are a little shit."
Do the smart ones always have to be evil?

>>26628473
I wonder if the quincy lady we met when we were a scrub is here

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>>26628606
And this.

Because Risa with crummy masks over the no-no bits is a thing now.

>>26628635
>Last thread
>"Excessive paranoia bordering on insanity and a disposition to think of your own safety before others."
>Risa
>merely 'bordering' on insanity
>thinking of our own safety before others
>when we've walked into a trap that depends on us caring about our students
I'm not too sure he's all that smart. Or at least, he's too arrogant to think properly.

>>26628477
Corrected.

Some I am trying to keep hush hush since, you know, how would you know?

And I will work on updating the mirror.
>>26628478
You know those Reagans, always mucking about in other countries like they own the place. Fucking yanks.
>>26628508
You can attempt it certainly. Even on lock down you are pretty strong so there is a chance you could break the cage that holds you.
>>26628584
Cool, I'll check them out in a bit.

Seems we want to talk and too scold friedhelm on making terrible traps?

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>>26628606
>tfw somebody does/makes something from one of your comments

and I was just referencing the last gag from the Aspen episode of South Park

>>26628680
The first two you've already read. And yeah, scold him by hitting him with a ruler.

>>26628473
>[]Just talk as the happiest god damn lizard in the world

"I'M FUCKING WONDERFUL HOW ARE YOU?!"

>>26628473
>[]Just talk as the happiest god damn lizard in the world
"does it really matter?"

why should we shapeshift into a larger target?

are our stats nerfed while lizard?

>>26628680
>Seems we want to talk and too scold friedhelm on making terrible traps?
That seems about right.

>>26628478
Ronald Reagan was Thatcher but with no tits and a slightly larger dick.

Nancy controlled Ron's dick, thus the world

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>>26628606
>>26628655

>>26628473
...Send out an illusory copy?

"So Friedhelm, where you trying to be ironic when you said I had excessive paranoia and a disposition to think of my own safety before others?

I mean... you're completely correct, but you couldn't have picked a worse example if you tried. Unless you did actually try to pick a terrible example, in which case great job."

>>26628680

I say we un-release when we actually hear what this compromise is, and not before.

If they want compromise, they've got a funny way of showing it; betraying us, ambushing us, and surrounding us with weapons drawn.

Besides, there's a school of thought that acting happier will make you happy, and we're acting pretty fucking happy. Let's see how this plays.

>>26628584
[spolier] >Risa is carmen sandiego. [/spoiler]
10/10

>>26628680
As the happy lizard.

Sitting on his shoulder.

Whispering in his ear.

>>26628477
Jesus fuck! where the fuck did this guy come from?

>>26628789
Justice.

>>26628789
I'm here every thread. I also drew those two pics that came after the nitpickeninig.

Howdy

>>26628811
No I mean hollow rider.
Also are you snapple?

>>26628845
>No I mean hollow rider.
Oh. Azure posted his pastebin earlier on twitter. We actually haven't seen him in-quest yet.
>Also are you snapple?
Yeah.

>>26628477
Can you add lupinor from >>26628584 in there? So we can laugh at her and stuff.

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>>26628870
>yeah
Nailed it

>>26628788

We'll make him into Gollum.

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You reach into your inventory and pull out your fish shaped ruler, or at least try too, before sonidoing to Friedhelm and smacking him with a twelve dimensional cube, it's existence an impossibility which the universe corrects in an instant, rending it asunder while you glare evenly at Friedhelm. "You are a little shit. I mean you made me come to the warehouse and I guess, what, told them where my flat is? Muggy cunt, you are. You have a mountain of things to learn about ambushes, most important of which you don't act like a smug bastard right in the middle of it, get me?" You ask before glancing back towards the quincy on the catwalk and giving them your biggest holy shit you are so fucking happy Jesus smile.

"Sorry about that, the voices in my head get kind of demanding sometimes. So like, whats your beef with me? I mean I understand sorta why the vampires are after me, seeing as I sort of lost one of them when she fucked off riding a giant worm made of fire, and I just said fuck that shit, but I thought you two hated each other? Or at least that's what I gathered from that Victoria chick before she fucked off." You explain.

"You just sort of lost one?" The king asks, his deep voice reverberating in the cheap warehouse.

"Yeah, in Hue Co. Don't worry though, s'like trying to hide a Dollymop in Whitechapel. Sure she'll turn up, sure as eggs is eggs." You reply, momentarily wondering if you were, perhaps, a Victorian lady. "Like hell I was." Yeah, sorry, only like half way paying attention right now.

"Of course you thought that, for that is what we wanted you to think." The king explains, and you realize that the arrogance of these guys makes them awful at plans. "We are not the ones trapped in the middle of an execution squad with no chance to survive." The king replies.
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>>26628939

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"Fair point and- Wait, you can read my mind?" You ask, terror striking your voice. If they can some how shoot energy arrows off of energy bow strings then maybe. I mean, how does that even work? I get that matter and energy is interchangeable when you get right down to the nitty gritty of it but still. Are they magnets? I think that makes sense.

"No, they are not magnets and you have been speaking out loud this whole time." The king explains, patient.

Hrm

"Here is my bargain, Vasto Lorde. All you have to do is report you took care of the threat to the shinigami. You will then feed them false information to get the shinigami to mobilize away from the soul society so that we might invade and rip the whole of it apart." He explains.

Well, this is getting complicated. I am going to need to start making a chart to keep track of all of this.

What do you want to do?
[]Fuck these guys, grab Kouta and try to rip open a hole to Hue Co.
[]Sure, okay, fine.
[]Counter offer
[]Other, please specify
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>>26629096
>[]Sure, okay, fine.
we can just lie right?

>>26629096
[x] Counter offer, we all go home with our limbs attached and forget this meeting.

>>26629096
I am conflicted.
On the one hand fuck these guys.
On the other hand fuck the shinigami.
Ah I dont know what to do!

>>26629096
>[]Sure, okay, fine.
Let's lie and say we will

>>26629153
The Quincies would make pretty good allies against the nofungami. Maybe put a few of our cards on the table?

>>26629096
[x] Oh yes, I'm going to tell them that you guys went down without a climatic battle to the death that lays waste to this entire city.

That's stupid. You're stupid.

Okay, I'll do it.

Seems we will try and lie. Shall we act conflicted about such things and be taken to the dark side, or shall we just flat out say "Okay, sure."

>>26629096
>[x] Counter offer
Has it occurred to them that we might tell the Shinigami nothing, and tell them that we told them we took care of the threat, thus playing both sides so that they THOUGHT we were working for them, but really we were just fucking off so they'd stop bothering us? And while we're at it, why not just do that? Live and let unlive?

Because seriously, fuck everyone.

>>26629196
Act conflicted!

>>26629096
"So I presume that you're keeping poor Kouta here as incentive for me to play along?

Dick move Friedhelm."

>>26629196
Honestly, I want an alliance, since more firepower is always good.

>>26629196
Yes time to use our amazing acting skills

>>26629096
"to be clear, you want to rip their entire reality apart thus eradicating not only the shinigami but also all their innocent hostages that just happen to be trapped there?"

If they answer something to the effect of "yes"

"So, where do you guys go when you die anyway, and is my all access pass included in this arrangement?"

>>26629096
So are you a whole new team? Because three separate invasions of Soul Society is a bit much to keep track of.

>>26629096
>[]Counter offer
"Rip the whole of it apart, eh? Uh huh. And how do I know that this isn't some elaborate ruse by the Great Quincy. Master Germapanese rusemen. I bet you pull out the 'har har! Twas merely a trick! We have no problem with the shingami!' soon as I say 'sure thing. Fuck them shinigami right yeah!' Actually, Friedhelm, why'd your parents pick one German name and one Japanese name? Was there an Italian named creepy triplet that didn't make it and you were supposed to be the Axis powers?"

>>26629196
I wouldn't necessarily say lie.

I mean for all we know, it might be a good idea.

>>26629190
How can we double cross them later? Maybe we go tell the shinigami to expect a bount attack and leave out the quincies so they are unexpected and the most fuckers get killed?

>>26629246
Seconding.

>>26629196
See if we can barter a way out of the shinigami's area of influence.

>>26629259
I started out wanting to make a counter offer, but after posting that I realize that I really picked Other: Ramble.

>>26629266
Why double cross them? We have no intrinsic issue with the Quincies. Plus, someone needs to keep killing scrubs or they'll murder all the humans which will cause and ecological disaster.

>>26629196

Act conflicted.

>>26629196
We're gonna kill them all eventually. just don't know in what order.

I just think Quincies/bounts should die first.

we know SS better and its been infiltrated. easier to kill, start with the harder enemy. then pick off the SS when the team up is over

The devil you know etc etc. and I'm not referring to Satan.

>>26629298
keep both enemies weak

>>26629312
Again, why do we want to kill everyone?

>>26629298
They're sort of dicks, and honestly I am going to have issues keeping track of everything if another group gets added to the mix.

But mostly they are dicks, so fuck those dudes.

>>26629298
Quincies are assholes. also
>Ecological disaster
You say that as if its a bad thing.

>>26629320
Because we need to get revenge for Franklin.

>>26629343
But I thought that was why we were killing the soul king, the quincies have nothing to do with that.

>>26629320
Because if we manage to utterly break all realities we just might be able to get Harry back. She might not approve, mind you, but he isn't hear to talk us out of this.

>>26629338
it is when there are no new adjucas scrubs (and therefor arrancar) to keep things interesting.

>>26629320
>>26629361

nofunigamis and Qunicies like to kill hollows.

we is a hollow.

not so much out of fear as, "damn mosquitoes"

>>26629298
Actually helping them might be a good idea but we should check with Lucifer first make sure it doesn't mess up any of the plans he has

>>26629320
Well the Quincies are magical nazis.

The Soul King is presumably evil and is responsible for all the bullshit that makes no sense.

Also Hueco Mundo is boring as shit.

Though there are individual Shinigami and Arrancar that are fun to be around, on the whole fuck the system.

>>26629361
They're threatening to kill us right now.
Therefore they are threatening the plan.

Or they're just kind of pissing us off. Quincy smug dickishness begets murder.

>>26629373
Since when have we given a fuck about who kills the scrubs? I mean most of them are idiots and no loss anyway. That's why their scrubs.

>>26629371
Then we kidnap a Valkyrie.

>>26629320
Because its fun.

>>26629096
>Monologue has broken free again

Oh boy oh boy oh boy

>>26629325
>>26629338
Strangely, it seems lots of the Shinigami are... not assholes.

Quincies, though, seem to be all asshole all the time.

>>26629384
Well yes, but the Quincies aren't really part of the system, so that's why the soul king kills them.

>>26629404
Except afrogami. Now, even as only the memory of a puddle, he's still a massive asshole.

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>>26629320
>Again, why do we want to kill everyone?

Because it's fun.

Really, we should tell them to wait a few months, because there's like three different plots to destroy Soul Society and they should probably try to line things up with them.

Just as a piece of friendly advice.

>>26629397
ain't nobody talking about scrub hollows.

they kill hollows. its like a religion to them
we are a hollow. they'll try to kill us.

its just rude and I for one do not want to put up with it

>>26629425
This sounds about right.

>>26629404
Except most of Soul Society is a shithole.

They're assholes for that reason alone.

>>26629425
Are you counting ours and Satan's as the same plan?

>Satan + Risa
>Quincy
>Whoever the fuck Sin-Fin's genocide promise is to
>???????

>>26629451
Nobuhiko is trying to kill the Soul King too.

>>26629434
They don't seem to be trying to kill us right now, just use us as an asset in a war. We'd probably do the same. For that matter, we have on multiple occasions.

>>26629096
"Wait, if I tell them I've eliminated the threat, what kind of information do you think I could provide that would make them arrange their forces in such a way as to leave the Soul Society defenseless.

Like... do you think I acted anymore reasonable and reliable when I was around them?

Because I totally didn't."

>If we get like 3 more good writefaggotries or 5 more arts, we could but something cool with the spxp

>>26629320
Soul Society is dicks, Quincies are dicks, Bount are dicks, Hollows are mostly dicks, Vizards are probably dicks. We have no real reason *not* to kill everyone.

But mostly because it's funny.

>>26629461
Oh. I was counting him as part of plan Satan because Satan (indirectly) started Nobuhiko on doing this. And we're going to applehax him to death as part of the plan anyway.

His plan is planned to fail as part of the overarching keikaku.

"So, like...you guys have been around, right? Seen other places and other afterlives and shit? How do things work abroad? Because a friend of a friend might have sorta heard a rumor that Soul Society is a giant scam and the Soul King eats everyone who goes there."

>>26629404
>Strangely, it seems lots of the Shinigami are... not assholes.
They recruit nice scrubs to give them a good image. If they were all assholes the people with power (who are assholes) wouldn't need to come up with all that bullshit like the balance of souls to manipulate them into doing nasty things.

>>26629521
Couple of the captains seem reasonable-ish.

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>>26628897
Oh right. I did that like 20 mins ago and forgot to post it.

>>26629542
They also seem pretty incompetent.

>>26629096
"Okay, yeah, why?

Because honestly I don't really care one way or another. You're all a bunch of dicks, but so is the Soul Society, and most everybody back home in Hue Co as well. Really, things are proceeding pretty well and I actually fancy my chances here, but in the interest of my continued amusement I'll listen to your plan and then decide if it will make my day more fun or not."

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You got this. "But, how could I turn my back on the nofun- er, the shinigami. Besides, if you do this then what?" You ask and the king shrugs.

"We take over soul society, as we were always meant to. Bounts will act as our shinigami and keep the hollow threat contained in a more permanent fashion. We bring down the spiritual hammer on the world itself and institute a new golden age for humanity. You should count yourself lucky, we may even spare you in the end if you prove useful. You have no choice here." He explains.

"So, since I have no choice I guess good to be working with you." You shrug and the king's aide laughs.

"Working for us. Remember you live only so long as we permit it, vermin filth. Honestly being forced to work with an impure being such as yourself is disgusting." She looks arrogantly at you and you nod.

"Right, sure. Um-" Cheeeeeese Baaaaahgaaaaaah. "So I guess I should just get out of here and go take care of everything?" You nod but the king raises his hand.

"Mari will be keeping an eye on you to ensure you do not betray us." He states and you see a scarred woman who looks pretty familiar actually. Except last time she was less messed up and had Sir Rena Vanderhosen's name written on her face.

"Seems we didn't kill her. GG monologue." Cheeeeese Bahgah. "Too right you." The quincy at once, vanish with the bounts. Like some sort of magical nazi brigade. Kouta is still laying on the ground and Friedhelm walks over to him, however you get the feeling there is some one still watching you.

Seems it is time to start setting some things in motion.

What do you want to do?
[]Go into Hue Co. and check with Satan
[]Send a report with the shinigami
[]Go talk to Jager
[]Other, please specify

>>26629593
[x] Satan

ALL HAIL IN THE GLORIOUS NAME OF SATAN

>>26629593
>[]Go into Hue Co. and check with Satan
I know he's just going to be all "Do it. It won't interfere with the plan, and it will be funny." But I still wanna talk to him anyway.

Also I want to use our second release and just see what it looks like while in the forest.

>>26629593
>[]Go into Hue Co. and check with Satan
I guess we should probably try to find Satan and see what he thinks about this maybe he can use them

>>26629593
>[]Go into Hue Co. and check with Satan

are you there Satan? Its me, Risa

>>26629593
Talk to Friedhelm
"...So did you guys kill the two lieutenants who were like right outside the warehouse?

Because I don't know how you expect me to explain that."

>>26629593
Actually, that doesn't sound half bad. We can wait till they've torn down the Soul Society, and then backstab the shit out of them for giggles. Honestly, who cares if we break the mechanics of the world while we're at it.

>>26629653

Seconded.

>>26629593
>[]Go into Hue Co. and check with Satan
Ave Gloriosa in Nomine Satanas.

>>26629639
>>26629645
We can also tell him about the fire wyrm.

>>26629593
Talk with Jager. We need to show her our thing. Its a thing.

>>26629653
this and satan

>>26629593
"Fringhelm, you're officially out of the shrine club."

>>26629669
>Ave Gloriosa in Nomine Satanas.

Black Laughing Woman

If we're going to Satan please lose Mari first.

>>26629593
You guys want to get tailed by Quincies to Satan?


[x] Talk to Friedhelm about everything

>>26629593
Wait before we do anything, we should ask the air if she's just going to be straight-up stalking us from now on.

>>26629714
I'm hoping that going to Hue Co will get rid of her, but if it doesn't, then obviously we don't contact him.

>>26629714
Actually yeah not sure what people are thinking here.

I mean not really sure what the best case scenario would be in that situation.

>>26629749
So just go to Hueco Mundo, and see if we're still being followed?

>>26629735
>[x] Talk to Friedhelm about everything

Seconde.

>>26629593
Clearly the easiest way to sell the Quincy extermination angle is to bring Kouta, busied and broken, to the shinigami. Let Freddy know that he'll see his twin again after the extermination, assuming Kouta can keep his damn mouth shut and survive whatever those crazy bastards throw at him.

>>26629714
smart.
do this.

Sooo I guess we just leave the wounded Kouta on the ground in the care of his obviously loving nee-san? That works, right? He's not bleeding out or anything?

>>26629796
I'd like to check in with them first.

Like what the fuck the whole deal is with that.

>>26629796
Yup.

>>26629791
Honestly, I think we should just throw Kouta entirely to the nofunigami.

The Quincy King won't give a fuck because it actually reinforces our story, and it'll make Grilledhat so mad.

Trying to ditch Mari and then checking in with our good friend mr. snow seems to have won it.

>>26629871
Obviously only check in with Satan if we have successfully ditched Mari.

And check in with twincies first?

>>26629886
>And check in with twincies first?

Yeah.

Ask what happened to Kouta.

Maybe also ask why Friedhelm is such a little cunt.

>>26629908
Because his name is german! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!

>>26629871
personally I'm all for an old version of us tapping her on the shoulder. Should be funny.

>>26629924
>Because his name is german! ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!

Not really.

>>26629974
Really? I always felt that Friedhelm was very obviously a name of German origin.

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why don't we just kill Mari?

"Mari, you're a bitch. The second I get the chance, I'm going to hold you down and write 'Hi, my name is Ghost Nazi Bitch' all over your face. In PERMANENT marker. I considered giving you a little Hitler mustache, but you'd probably like that. I'll have to think of something else."

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First things first. "So what happened to Kouta there?" You ask and Friedhelm shrugs.

"He did not wish to go along with the king's plans. He felt it would be... 'Batshit stupid'. He seemed to also find the idea of being loyal to our king over you to be disagreeable." He explains.

You exert your will and force open a portal between the worlds and feel the eyes of the person back off of your for a moment. You leap through using sonido, shutting the gate behind you before the person watching can follow and you feel the rush of spirit energy saturating the world in between. You pop out in the middle of the forest of menos and stretch as your body returns to the regular shape. You feel your joints pop and crack as the great menos, um. Where is everyone? You look around and notice the forest of menos seems to be pretty empty right now. Like, mega empty. You blink and you realize you have never seen the entire forest empty. You let out a small portion of your go juice and mime like you are praying. "Are you there Lucifer? It's me, Risa. I have a question about the operations manual about my uterus. Namely it's just a bottle of scotch and a note which says 'Good luck kid'. Also, I tried to go for a bra, but ended up starting a second mongol empire. I am called Risa Khan now. It's a thing." You explain and feel the light of a false sun at your back.

You turn and standing as disgustingly beautiful as ever is Mr. Sam. He tilts his head at you and you shield your eyes for a few moments while adjusting to seeing him again after so long. "Hello Risa." He says calmly, his voice like the kiss of a gentle lover on the pain center of your brain.

"Hello Ronald." You nod to him and he seems confused but lets it pass.

"Is something wrong?" He asks and you shrug.
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>>26630022
we got claws anon

lets use 'em

>>26630023
>He seemed to also find the idea of being loyal to our king over you to be disagreeable.
Based Kouta.

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"Maybe, look the quincies are planning an invasion of soul society, and honestly I am starting to get confused as to what I should do about it. Should I betray them, should I help them out? I know you are going to say do what I want, but give me some bloody advise on how to best accomplish our goals." You explain and he seems about to say something, then thinks better of it.

He is silent for a few moments before nodding. "Destroy the quincies and bounts. Speaking frankly there is a chance we could use them, but at the same time I find the risk of them getting in our way later too be far too much for our needs. Besides, we will need to take care of the quincy king at some point anyway, he has something slightly useful for our needs. We could just ask him but... I find them to be most disagreeable as a whole." He explains.

He means he thinks they have their heads so far up their asses they eat out of their own gut. "Oh." You nod in understanding. You glance around for a few moments before looking at him. "So what happened here exactly? Where are all the menos just trying to be tall?" You ask and he looks around.

"The bount you released into the wilds of this world got to most of them. The rest have be hidden by Jager. Some one should really do something about that." He shrugs. "I believe Jager is attempting to put together a plan to deal with it, so talk to her if you want to take care of it." He explains.

Seems The Morning Star thinks the quincies are all dicks too. And Jager is trying to clean up your mess.

What should you do?
[]Go check in with Jager
[]Not my problem, back to the world of the living
[]Ask Lucifer something
[]Other, please specify
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>>26630023
>"He did not wish to go along with the king's plans. He felt it would be... 'Batshit stupid'. He seemed to also find the idea of being loyal to our king over you to be disagreeable." He explains.

Kouta confirmed for bro tier

>>26630023
>"Are you there Lucifer? It's me, Risa.

Ha!

Oh! We should ask Lucy if he could come in the form of George Burns.

>>26630049
>[]Go check in with Jager
we must finally own up to our mistake. for Justice
hint hint

>>26630023
"Good news Kouta! I've decided not to kill you!"

>>26630049
Go check in with Jager.

>>26630049
>[]Go check in with Jager
Oh god. The poor menos. That bitch gonna pay.

>>26630049
Let's check in with Jager.

But first ask him if the Bounts have any super-weaknesses that can be exploited?

Like silver or holy water or whatever?

>>26630049
>[]Go check in with Jager

Maybe also see if we can get some support in killing the Quincies.

Except for Kouta. He's cool, so we're keeping him.

And maybe keep Mari to torture.

>>26630049
Those poor menos

All they wanted to do was be tall

>>26630049
>[]Not my problem, back to the world of the living

IDGAF

>>26630049
[x] Jager

>>26630049
So plan "Murder the shit out of all the bount and the quincies as well" is go?

Hell yeah

>>26630049
We gotta make up for our daftness and take out this bitch

>>26630049
>[]Go check in with Jager
I wonder how mad she will be when she finds out we brought the bount here

>>26630167
We tell her nothing.

>>26630049
[x] Jager
Haha, time for responsibility!

I think the plan for murdering the flame snake will basically amount to "Lure it to place with [thing], then Pandora Cero + Singularity it while Great Me does the Ragnarok, and Jager bullet time spikes the shit out of it, or just throws another Nuke into the mix."

>>26630200
I'm hoping Kamen Rider decides to introduce himself

>>26630167
She can probably guess, but if she hasn't, then we don't tell her.

>>26630206

I think that's more a question of when rather than if.

>>26630212
So Ryouichi protocol, then. If they guess, we come clean, if they don't, we say nothing.

>>26630206
>Justice Chase! You can tag an opponent and will be able to track them down where ever they are. You have an in depth understanding of their status.
I'm worried that we'll have to kill him because of that little thing right there.

>>26630167
We'll calm her down by showing her how to get stronger. I wonder if Lupinor is going to make an appearance.

>>26630242
>showing her how to get stronger
I don't think we actually can.

>>26630238
depends if he tags us or not

I reckon we should try to get the Bounts on our side, if we get the chance. I mean, they can't be too happy with the current state of affairs with the Quincy, and us soul-eating monsters gotta stick together, right?

>>26630238
Bu-bu-but its Kamen Rider! How can we possibly kill Kamen Rider?

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>>26630268
America found a way

>>26630262
Nope. The Dark Lord orders their demise.

>>26630258
We can tell her the basics of how to start on a path. Up to her if she manages to take that step.

>>26630276
>Spikes level 6
I think she already has.

"sorry Jager, my bad, I didn't know they could. I'll take care of it and all the other bounts back in japan world. Also, guess who two thumbs and now two releases?!?"

points to self

>>26630365

Don't fucking tell her that. We don't even know that.

>>26630365
I predict that her response will be 'Join the club.'

I'm really interested in what Lucy's sheet would look like,

Guys dont tell Jager shit. This is one of those stupid mistakes. I can feel it in my waters.

>>26630390
Nah, she openly admitted that we are stronger than her, which would not be the case if she had two releases.

>>26630409
inb4 someone posts blank spreadsheet with photoshop sunglareX1000000

>>26630430
How? Even if she gets a second release she'll still be an adjucas to our vasto.

Do we even know we have a second release?

I just assumed it was going to be one of those "Do you want to grasp this new power Y/N?" things showing up in the next battle.

>>26630477
IC? I think we're still in the dark.

>>26630477
We don't do mid battle power ups. We almost certainly have it.

>>26630449
And she is the king of hollows. In charge of all the other arrancar except sin-fin.

>>26630477
We bought it. We should know we have it.

>>26630437
Yes because hollows are well known for their honesty.

>>26630493
Oh god, you're seriously worried about wolf-bro betraying us?

>>26630521
She already doesn't trust us.

For good reason.

>>26630493
No, we're the king of Hollows, she's a figurehead. Jaeger fully acknowledges that we could stomp her shit, hence her debating on killing us when we were weakened.

But that's kind of irrelevant, since we probably won't fight her.

>>26630521
I'm surprised as well. She's like, the most trustworthy person we have.

>>26630493
She had the chance to kill us, and she didn't.

She's our bro.

>>26630477
We didn't have to do that for any of our other powers. We just bought them and we knew we had them.

>>26630521
We let off a monster that only gets stronger into mexico and promptly fucked off.
We didnt even warn anybody. And jager takes her king duties seriously.

>>26630559
Yeah, there's no getting off Risa's Wild Ride at this point and she knows it.

Fine you guys tell her. I wont be suprised if she flips her shit.

>>26630477
>Do we even know we have a second release?

Nope.

And Azure, we don't want to tell Jaeger shit about our new thing. Especially since we don't know about it ourselves.

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"Damn her. All the menos wanted to do was be tall, is that so much to ask?! They be tall and she killed them for it! Damn her and her little fire snake thingy too!" You shout before pounding your fist futilely into the sands, a metaphor for an uncaring god which would allow so many innocent tall things die. Also they laser fished, pew pew. "Pew pew indeed! Damn her! He who flew higher and fell deeper, do the bounts have any weaknesses I can exploit? How would you kill them?" You ask turning to Lucifer who blinks.

"I would simply allow them to hear my unbridled voice and see my true shape and the whole of their being would be burned until not even a shadow remains." He answers.

"Okay first world problems, but not all of us can do that, ya loony, so weaknesses. Holy water? Silver?" You ask and he shrugs.

"Removing them from Hueco Mundo would prevent them from healing as fast, and cut them off from their power supply but I do not think you could manage that as they are now. You could try making the doll she uses turn against her, but as powerful as she is now that might also prove difficult so... chop off the head or remove the brain?" He offers and you glare at him.

"You are being more unhelpful than usual today. Very well! I shall plan with the Jager, and then maybe-" Hey, like, get fucking mah short-fin to like, say- "Cheese burger?' You guess. Fuck you, you don't know me. They god damned betrayed me and, like, god damn it. I am alone now! "This is certainly not going to become a problem later. Certainly not." You note.
(1/2)

>>26630569
Technically hasn't it just been like a day at most?

I mean we've been pretty busy since then.

>>26630569
We didn't even get a chance to warn anyone. After we retrieved the Twincies we've been around Nofunigami constantly.

...Actually thinking about it, its only been a few hours since we let her loose at most. Christ, this chick works fast.

>>26630631
>>26630637
We could have told her before we left the first time!

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You give a nod to Lucifer before sonidoing through the dry wastes of Hueco Mundo. You make it to Los Noches and enter the dome and pause for a few moment as you look over the renovated palace. The castle proper has wisteria growing up the sides and morning glories growing up the front pillars. There are several fountains with flowers growing around it and you see several scrubs led by an arrancar trying to assemble a water slide of some sort so it frames the palace proper. Wait, so like, we can just water slide to each building now? Is that the plan? "Maybe? I don't- Jesus Jager was bored wasn't she?" You ask aloud. Yeah, but those wisteria and morning glories look classy as fuck.

"Very true." You agree before sonidoing through the palace proper.

You make your way into the throne room, keeping your nose open for the nofunigami however they seem to be out at the moment. You throw open the doors and find Sin-Fin wearing a green frog knit hat standing next to Jager as they pour over a map. Jager glances up at you and blinks and you are silent for a few moments. You hold each others gaze for a few seconds and she nods. "Yeah, I may have panicked a little." She offers as greetings.

"Where did you even get a frog hat?" You ask walking over and munching on a Swedish fish.

"I sort of started collecting them. Anyway, it's good you came. There has been this creature attacking hollows in the wastes and it seems to be getting stronger. We finally caught a lead on it and Sin-Fin was about to go to try and take care of it herself." Jager explains.

Sin-Fin stares blankly at you and you feel her eyes might be a bit more judgmental than normal before she glances back at the map. "Why alone?" You finally ask, trying not to think of the- Mah Short-Fin! Get her to say it.
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"Honestly I am not much of a fighter, I could try but then if I died no one would be left to stand in as ruler. Dominic Fuego and his scrub plus Aterrorizando Relajación are looking for vasto lordes in the wastes. Bastidores is working on something and the others can't help because honestly it would be just like feeding this thing I fear." She explains.

"So now it is Sin-Fin and I going out to fight the unknown monster dragon snake of fire? Cool. Saw the menos were missing, you have something to do with that?" You ask but Jager just shrugs.

"Managed to get them out of there a bit late, that monster ate a ton of them. I don't know if we will recover." She sighs but Sin-Fin blinks.

"It will." She answers. Well, she would know.

You hear the gentle ticking and tocking of the cat clock on the wall, its eye sweeping back and forth through the room. What do you want to do?

[]Ask one of them some thing
[]Fight the snake solo
[]Go out with Sin-Fin
[]Tell them something
[]Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>26630737
>[]Go out with Sin-Fin
Snake hunt!

>>26630737
Buddy-cop it up with Sin-Fin as we roam the wastes.

>>26630737
Ask Jager what Nobuhiko's doing about this.

I mean aren't we acting like he's running the place, thus making it his problem?

Also, offer to go out with Sin-Fin.

She probably suspects us.

>>26630737
Take it down with sin-fin.

>>26630737
>[]Go out with Sin-Fin

why not have a genocide machine on our side? I mean, she kinda likes us...

>>26630737
>[]Go out with Sin-Fin
Ok. So I guess we just shit go-juice all over it in the form of Pandora Cero and then if it lives, Sin-Fin can do the remember thing to double the damage.

>>26630737
Go fight the snake solo.

Test out the new release with no witnesses. I mean like straight up ruin that bounts day.

>>26630775
>She probably suspects us.

Wouldnt you?

>>26630737
Sin-Fin-San is gonna stab us in the back as soon as we're done with the beast.

>>26630770
>Buddy-cop it up with Sin-Fin as we roam the wastes.

She's Simon Pegg and we're Nick Frost.

>>26630719
>frog hat
How is she even wearing that with her horned mask fragment?

Did she cut a hole in the frog hat? Or is she just kind of having it on over the horn? Is it even a hat now, or just a horn-cozy?

>>26630737
[X]Go out with Sin-Fin
"So, like, when you do this how does Hueco Mundo usually recover? Also we should probably be on our guard. The monster might try to turn us against each other with vicious lies. Like claiming that I'm responsible for releasing it into Hueco Mundo. Which is totally not true. At all."

>>26630737
Say to Jager "I think I found a thing that might help with that. Need to deal with this snake thing first."

>>26630737
>Dominic Fuego and his scrub plus Aterrorizando Relajación are looking for vasto lordes in the wastes

I don't think the rape sloth is the best person to send on a recruiting missing

>>26630737
>"Honestly I am not much of a fighter"
Yeah, we need to teach her the thing soon our she's going to die.

>>26630858
Why not? Not like they can walk away from him.

>>26630737
>go out with Sin Fin

Waifu status: engaged

>>26630875
Yes, Jegarbombs is about to fall off the power curve.

>>26630737
>Honestly I am not much of a fighter
Jager what. You murderhobo'd up the place right alongside us. And you're army-themed. And that's even before the FULL DAKKA release.

Not much of a fighter? U wot m8?

>>26630951
I think she just means compared to us or sin-fin.
You cant teach someone to have a second release anyway can you?

>>26631069
>You cant teach someone to have a second release anyway can you?

Nope.

>>26630775
Seconding this.

>>26631079
>>26631069
There is no cannon answer one way or the other, given that the only person who had one didn't tell, because he was an idiot. That said, while you can't "teach it" per say, telling someone it is a thing and that they should focus on an aspect of their personality to achieve it makes it much more likely that they'll accomplish something than if they think they've peaked and there is no way to improve.

>>26630821
Nonsense.

Especially since we're not going to let our guard down.

>>26631148
We should wait until we do it first.

>>26631148
She focuses on her interior decorating and becomes the worlds best decorator.

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"So where are the nofunigami+ during all this? I mean, they are stomping around like they own the place, but then they leave it to you" You ask but Jager just sighs.

"They are not the most competent leadership. Instead of doing anything that nobuhiko guy? He just rested his head on his fist while sitting on the giant throne and went 'Oh? How interesting. Blah blah blah, my plans, blah blah, all as I have foreseen, blah blah, I have to go take care of something so that my dark efforts can bear fruit.' Honestly they are gone most of the time, probably looking for hollows to force into evolution. Or to experiment with the weird toy. They are useless." She shakes her head and you just shrug.

"Fine, I guess Sin-Fin and I will go box their ears in and then come back in time for tea." We get it. "Just making sure. Let's go sin-Fin! For Fish!" You pump your fist int he air and Sin-Fin just stares at you.

The silence is almost painful until she finally walks over to you and you make your way out into the wastes. You wander for some time, jumping over sand dunes and making your way through the dirty sandy pit you call home. "So, Sin-Fin, how does the place usually recover?" You ask and her shoulder twitches in what might be a shrug.

"Time. Occasionally I have to encourage the hollows to propagate by causing shinigami in the real world to fall and to allow the hollows to get a better hunting ground, though I have not had to do that for four cycles or so." She explains. "I can replenish the whole of the valley of menos within a year if necessary. Waiting for the Menos Grande to become Adjuchas is what normally takes the longest, but one can encourage natural selection if needed." She explains calmly. Like a kid talking about their ant farm.

Seems you have a little while until you reach the place the giant snake is supposed to be.

Anything you want to talk about?
[]No, pass time in silence
[]Ask her (Write in)
[]Bugger off, she can do this alone
[]Other, please specify

>>26631223
"So, you've been around the block a few times. Whats your opinion on Quincies? Because I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to kill their king soon."

>>26631258

Seconded.

>>26631223

"Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

>>26631223
>[]Ask her (Write in)
so... do you know where we can find some Vastos? also random question that has nothing to do with the current situation. What do you know about Bounts?

also I hope we can still be friends

>>26631223
"So did you know that vampires can absorb energy right from the atmosphere and apparently have no upper limit to their strength?

Because... I didn't."

The vampire is probably going to blab about us being responsible so.

>>26631306
>apparently have no upper limit to their strength
But they do. Lucy gives them the full monty and they blow up.

>>26631223
"After giving it some thought, I've concluded that you really didn't attempt to murder me earlier, and I... apo... apologuh... apologize for not believing you, and thus bringing you above your baseline level of misery and despair.

Especially considering everything else you've told me."

>>26631223
Is there anyone left after your purges? Anyone who has managed to survive you?

>>26631449
No need to bring things like that up.

Especially since they probably don't think too fondly of her if they exist.

>>26631449
Hollow Rider Obviously.

>>26631516

I'm kinda curious how you can be for JUSTICE!!! and be a hollow without doing the tragic monster thing.

>>26631223

You there, Azure?

>>26631792
Full denialmode?

>>26631792
Thats easy. He just ate the unjust.

>>26631792
he only devours the wicked.

also>>26631835

>>26631835
>Full denialmode?

If that's the case, we should slowly break him mentally until he's insane like us.

He who fights monsters. That sort of thing.

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You run through in silence, and decide that silence is bullshit and decide to start blabbing because that is what you do. You blab. "So, what's your opinion on Quincy? Because I may have to kill their king soon." You say and you see that small twitch of her shoulder once more.

"They are tiny. Minnows trying to pretend they are sharks, or gnats you just can't get rid of. They are annoying." She offers as an answer. Seems she doesn't have a high opinion of them either. "But their king probably isn't actually a quincy." She adds on and you glance over to her.

"What makes you so certain of that?" You continue as you jump over giant crystal tumble weed.

"Just a... feeling I got when I... saw him." She mutters, her regular disposition returning slowly, since she used ellipses.

"I see. Well er, know of any Vasto Lordes?" You ask and you see her face twist into something resembling disgust for a moment before she replies.

"Yes, but they will be unlikely to... join." She explains

"Huh, totally unrelated question, but did you know bounts can eat energy with almost no upper limit? Because I didn't. Whoops!" You smile and she just looks forward.

"Yes, I did... know." She replies.

Cheese Bahgah!

You run through the wastes the rest of the way and then stop around where you are pretty sure you are supposed to meet the vampire girl at and look around. You sniff the air and don't smell anything, but then again you did have an issue smelling them before. You kick at a small stone and then feel the ground below you shake. You leap into the air and harden the go juice under your feet until you can get a good look at the ground. It is like a massive living thing, writhing and spinning under the sands.

"Sin-Fin. I think we found her." You say calmly as the depressed jester girl leaps up after you. You both look down at the ground as the shaking stops and you think for a moment she left.
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>>26631922
His shtick is funny, let's leave him be.

Also, as far as anybody can tell right now we are pretty just. Or at least not openly evil.

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>>26631792
>Implying Kamen Riders can't be tragic monsters

>>26631953
Well honestly, if Lucifer is actually telling the truth Soul Society is pretty unjust.

>>26631953
Pretty sure that Rider has some detect evil bullshit ability.

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Then at once a massive geyser of sand bursts from the ground and turns into molten glass, which then flash freezes hardening and standing up like some sort of ornament. From beside it another fires up, then another, until finally you see the massive head of the great wyrm.

It seems to have grown a little, you know just a touch, since you last saw it. It's head is huge, with great billowing vents of smoke and magma which seem to spew out randomly. On top of it's head sits Victoria, the young bount girl sipping a cup of tea as her perhaps mile long wyrm lets out a mighty roar. You blink and then point at the girl.

"It's been a few hours at most! Come on, that's just unfair! Bloody hacks, I call hacks!" You call out and the girl smiles at you.

"Really, there is no need to shout. I have simply been proactive in my efforts." She explains

Well, seems you found the monster. Most of the beast is in the sand. Remember my son, I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. "Is that Dune?" You ask before thinking on it. "Oddly appropriate." You note.

What do you want to do?
[]Talk
[]Attack
[]Run away
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>26631994
Well that leads us to an interesting question. Are we actually evil, or just chaotic as fuck?

>>26632021
>[]Attack
since nobody talks with their food (besides us)

>>26632021
>[]Attack
Double release Pandora Cero

>>26631994
>>26632053
>implying this quest is using shitty shit shit DnD alignment

>>26632021
>[]Attack

Sonido kick her in the cunt.

>>26632021
>[]Attack

No talking this time

>>26632021
[X] Attack
If we want to talk, we'll do so from a clear position of strength.

>>26632021
You know, big things have a lot of mass. Certain physical forces tend to act more heavily on them, like inertia and momentum and stuff.

It's basic Newtonian physics.

>>26632021
Azure, stahp. Stahp beating me to da pawnch.

[x] Walk without rhythm.

>>26632125
So what you're saying is that we should gravity the shit outta the w(o/u/y)rm?

Attack seems to have won. How do you want to do it? Also roll 1d100, best of first five

>>26632125
Hit it with singularities until it dies?

Rolled 69

>>26632162
pandora cero

best foot forward etc etc

Rolled 46

>>26632162
Hit it with singularities until it dies.

Rolled 35

>>26632162
Gravity.

Try and make the laws of physics recognize how massive that wyrm is, and act accordingly.

If we can just target its head instead of the whole thing, that'd be gravy.

>>26632155
Basically, yeah.

Bigger they are, flatter they pancake. Or something like that.

Rolled 77

>>26632162

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Rolled 40

>>26632162

Rolled 42, 29, 90 = 161

Rolling for something else

Rolled 90

>>26632162
Gravity.

Physics is a bitch.

Rolled 47

>>26632162
Gravity it.

We're still released, yeah? If not, release.

>>26632021

"Well, you seem to be the most powerful of all the Bounts now! Want to go and become Queen of them? I'm being serious! I helped set up Jager as the Queen of Hollows... Maybe after teaching Friedhelm why he shouldn't betray people, I should set him up as queen of the quincies..... Then I'd have to find a Queen for the Nofunigamis.... Do you think Hell has a Queen? or would I have to set up one for it? Do you know how Quincy powers work? I swear it must be some kind of magnets, but they keeps saying it isn't... I'm sure they are lying to prevent me from learning, and subsequently mastering, their powers.... How does your doll thing work? can anyone do it, or is it your special power? do you only do magma worms, or do you have a selection to choose from? was it assigned to you, or did you choose it? what is the point in all these meaningful and pointless questions?"

>>26632162
distract with questions and kick. Apply directly to the forehead!

Rolled 48

>>26632162
Glass the goddamn desert. Release our SAN loss reiatsu into the air and watch her rebuild her worm from that.

>>26632180
>>26632181
>>26632187
>>26632194
>>26632197
Fatebreaker

Rolled 53

>>26632204
Lucifer I hope that's for sin-fin

>>26632222
Yeah, no reason not to.

>>26632222
a 77 is enough mr. quads

>>26632233
Nope.

>>26632021
Ask her where the hell she found tea in mexico

>>26632222
didn't even need to get quads to make me agree

>>26632222
Nah, 77 is probably fine.

>>26632244

This is a good point. Ask if she would mind company for a tea-party, but only if the tea is sufficiently British...

"You know, only the insane do the same thing twice and expect different results. And I'm beyond insane. So this time I'm gonna talk to you AFTER I've beaten the shit out of you!"

Highest 77

Would you like to fatebreak? Yes/No

FB:5

>>26632021
Release and Attack. See if she's actually threatening enough to use Path of Laughter.

I do want to see it used.

>>26632276
Y

>>26632244
While we slap her shit of course

>>26632276
n

>>26632276
nah would be a waste of a fairly high roll.

>>26632276
N

>>26632276
Yes

>>26632276
no

You are currently released. She is a giant magma wyrm.
>>26632278
You have not really put anything into it so it won't do anything very cool yet.

>>26632276
no

>>26632276

mmmmm... no, not right now.

77 won't get us killed

we will have to roll better though next time

The nos have it, writing now.

>>26632316
Hold off for now then.

>>26632276
No

>>26632316
Can you tell us whether or not Risa actually knows she can do a second release so that people will stop tarding about it?