>>26692324

It's late in the afternoon. 4 PM. The day started off well enough. Kirishima Ruru, your principal and most powerful idol in the civilized world, actually woke up at the healthy time of 9 AM, fresh and alert, without even so much as an iota of sleepiness. Like a machine suddenly being switched on after being turned off for the entire night.

Since Ruri's itinerary didn't have any other items for the day besides the concert itself - it starts formally at 9 PM, but you had to get her to the stadium at 8:00 PM at the dot, exactly - you had the entire hotel on lockdown still. This was a move that was not generally liked by your principal, causing pouting all around during breakfast, and Deepthroat getting the brunt of it through petty errands that had the drippy, sweaty assistant running all over the place.

The security detail, led by Kamijou Kyosuke, seems to be handling things with much more competence than you expected from them at first. It seems that letting their young leader win the Sparkle Award's really bucked up their morale some. Kyosuke himself seemed positively energetic this morning, too - you spotted him delivering quite the spirited briefing to the rest of his mates, all of them lined up in front of the entrance. He may have seemed a bit twitchy and nervous when talking to you, but apparently he doesn't have any problem ordering around grizzled men ten years his senior.

Squad Hiryu's not doing too bad, too. A few hours after Ruri woke up, you allowed them a decent chunk of the morning to get themselves rested, washed, and fed. You also thanked one of them in particular - Ayumu, you remember her - for finding NECO, or at least what she left for you. She seemed particularly shy in accepting your thanks, but with some egging on by her own squadmates, she managed to squeak out a response. You left it at that, and told the squad that you'll be needing them fresh for the concert, so they should rest as much as they can.

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>>26692329

Enishi...well, what can you say about the Callidus? Despite her tearful breakthrough last night, the older Karasawa was nothing but professional during the vigil. She was invisible the entire duration of your patrol, with only a murmur of acknowledgement from her every now and then when you asked if she's around. Whenever you wanted to ask her something in person, you only needed to say it - and she'd be behind you in an eyeblink. Making you very nearly choke on your coffee the first few times. Frightening and at the same time admirable - making you wonder if such expertise was what it took to be a Rank Leader. You certainly wouldn't know - it's not like you got to that point before being promoted to Warmaster.

Sayaka's mood has improved over the night, too. Following her very reluctant apology, she was almost sociable to you this morning, even greeting you just before she ambled off to her own room to get ready for the day. She also seemed animated during breakfast, talking animatedly with Ruri as they went over the concert. You caught your own name being giggled a couple of times, but you were too busy tearing apart the stack of pancakes in front of you. Yeah, you were too hungry to turn it away this time. You didn't even care that you were being webcast all over the world doing so - your smartphone ringing incessantly with Kyuubey forwarding sponsorship offers of pancake mixes. All of which you ignored.

Lunch went by peacefully, too, and by this time everyone seemed to be getting ready for the big concert. Squad Hiryu was 100% ready and fresh, Sayaka and Ruri were busy trying out all sorts of costumes from her wardrobe (with Enishi looking on with frank envy) and even Deepthroat had cleaned herself up, her outfit not looking like it's been dragged through dust and her hair not looking like a warning flag for dandruff.

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>>26692338

In any case, you have a few hours before you move your principal to the stadium.

What do you do for now?

[]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.
[]Call Mami to get an update on the current situation about the Officio.
[]Visit Pinky.
[]Other.

>>26692343
[x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.
[x]Other.
Ask Sayaka for a copy of the Ninth Officio Magical Girl's Uplifting Primer so we can read what everyone else in our field knows but we've forgotten.

>>26692343
Check if shield is clicking, if so
[x]Visit Pinky.
otherwise
[x]Call Mami to get an update on the current situation about the Officio.

>>26692343
[x] Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.

>>26692343
[x] Visit Pinky.
If the shield is clicking. If not,
[x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.

>>26692343

[x] Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.

If anything regarding the Officio required our input, they would call us.

Don't micromanage, Murderface! That eats into valuable kneecap shooting time.

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>>26692343

>[x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.

I suppose stuff like who's covering who, making sure that we got the same frequency on our headsets.

I doubt Ruri is going to budge on us being on the stage. But we are lucky that we got one advantage that other bodyguards don't.

We should timestop if anything comes up

>@MGsAreReal: field work + live chirping is hard i dont have infinity hands like boss neco does

Interesting...

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>>26692343
[x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.

Then [x]Visit Pinky.

>>26692343
[X] check the shield if it is clicking visit our adorable monstrosity
[X] call a meeting, get everyone on the same page
[X] ask Sayaka for her copy of the primer so if we get bored waiting we can read it a bit

>>26692343
[x]Call Mami to get an update on the current situation about the Officio.
Gotta act warmastery. Keep updated and all that.

>>26692343

If our shield seems to be clicking more than usual
>[]Visit Pinky.

if not
>[]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.

>>26692343
>[x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.
>[x]Visit Pinky.
In any order but preferably not at the same time.

[x] check that fucking cat's chirpee account

Uhm... just for clarification, because I'm taking a look through the sup/tg/ archives and they're an utter mess past 116... what number are we on?
I'm trying to keep track of the plot but most of the time I catch up in the archive due to it being about 6am when Deculture runs...

Polite sage for little contribution.

>>26692521
Should be 125 but we have two 121s, so 124.

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I wonder what sort of clues that Kyoko is digging up.
I wonder if they are leading to the concert?

>>26692526
Yeah I just checked that.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO ARCHIVE THIS THREAD, IT IS NUMBER 125
QUIT FUCKING UP

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Deepthroat best idol.

>@MGsAreReal: she better cover the concert i dont have infinity time either

Wut.

>>26692526
Oh. Huh. Wow. I missed a lot.
It'd help if the archives for August weren't spread about every month from 2012 to 2013

Seems like I woke up just in time to miss the voting window, but

[X]Visit Pinky.

Always.

>>26692548
Apprentice wants NECO to do this shit, which won't happen.

Now the question is.. Will Sayaka get mad at us if we interrogate the apprentice?

>>26692521
>>26692526
Could we like... message whoever is responsible for archives to get thread numbers in order?

>>26692526

>we have two 121s

ffffffffuck me sideways with a shovel.

I apologize for the mess up.

>>26692548
>field work + live chirping is hard i dont have infinity hands like boss neco does
>she better cover the concert i dont have infinity time either
Apparantly NECO has Nico Robin powers.

>>26692568
...NECO Robin?

You were all thinking it.

>>26692562
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


no.

>>26692568
>i dont have infinity hands like boss neco does
>infinite hands
Are these really hands or rather vectors?

>>26692603

Excuse me while I proceed to shit bricks

>>26692603
I am dumb and what is this referencing? Should I be worried?

>>26692616

Elfren leid

>>26692616

Elfen Lied.

Yes.

>>26692616
>>26692631
And yes.

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>>26692631
>>26692603
>>26692633

Ahhh lucy.

She's got these Telekinetic 'hands' called vectors which she can use to
1. Throw objects at high speeds
2. Block bullets
3. Slice people apart.

Our only hope against her is to timestop and destroy her soul gem in one blow (that's assuming that she doesn't slice our shield arm off at the first opportunity) or to snipe her.

>hey look idols are jumpin around k news reported time for 2ch
Neco Two is the laziest reporter.

> NECO B @MGsAreReal

>ugggggh finnnne ruris talkin about sexin up the 9th warmaster with sparkleranger blue or somethin i guess she walks around in her underwaer

>>26692722
NTR threesome with Ruri and Blueberry? Hawt.

>>26692548
>@MGsAreReal: ugggggh finnnne ruris talkin about sexin up the 9th warmaster with sparkleranger blue or somethin i guess she walks around in her underwaer

WHAT!?

>@MGsAreReal: like all the time same as the last warmaster p sure theyre the same person except ones happy and ones mad. the underwear officio

-foams at the mouth-

>like all the time same as the last warmaster p sure theyre the same person except ones happy and ones mad. the underwear officio

>>26692731

Considering how much Chiaki dislikes both Ruri and Sayaka, this would be the greatest hatesex ever and I'm all about that.

>>26692704
You forgot the critical one.
4. Genetically modify anyone injured by them to produce more diclonus (Lucy's species) regardless of whom they have sex with later. Which applies to males or females.

Diclonus have an extreme survival instinct and humans have a tendency to hate them on sight.

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>>26692742
>>26692731
Someone needs to write this.

>i wonder what sparkleranger blue wears. i bet briefs class F
>our official stance atm is that blue is a shit so it must be the worst
There you have it folks, its official.

Sayaka a shit.

>>26692746

Oh yea Diclonus are genestealers or something.

>Diclonus have an extreme survival instinct and humans have a tendency to hate them on sight.

There is also that thing in which Diclonus are genetically programmed to kill humans regardless on how well or badly they are treated.

>>26692758
>Sayaka a shit.

Necorangers confirmed for tasteful.

She isn't posting anything that might compromise the op, but she's still listening in. Either room or someone is bugged or both

>>26692758
Neco stop being mean to Sayaka.

Thats our job.

>>26692776
and best of all, we only promised to not hurt NECO, not her assistaint, you know what that means?

KNEECAPPING TIME

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NECOs have shit taste. Sayaka's great.

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>>26692739

I told you guys not to promise anything to Sallaka. And now we will have to deal with THAT FUCKING CAT for all eternity.

>>26692787
That would definitely violate the spirit of the agreement.

We could always just scare the daylights out of her without causing physical harm, if it comes to that. Right now she's just being annoying, not harmful.

>>26692794
thats not NCEO posting, its her assistant, who we can kneecap til our hearts content

>>26692800
>We could always just scare the daylights out of her
Like with an RPG to her general direction.

>omg otaku postin about lining up for the concert this guy wants ruris sweat on him ew ew ewe wewewew
>'Ruri-Sama doesn't sweat, she emits a divine perfume.' 'No you faggot she has to sweat, i need to lick her perfect armpits.' 'Does she pee?'
>o man internet fags you have no idea and it stops bein magical after a while trust me
...eww.

>>26692776

or... she's making shit up because Ruri is badgering her to post shit.

>>26692794
Oh come on, Sayaka is clearly getting the even worse end of the agreement.

>>26692809
We can do something worse than that, something that will actually HURT NECO.

We let her assistant interview us. And neither of us tell anything to NECO until afterwards.

>>26692826
>doesn't sweat
>does she pee
she is a robot
totally a robot
why haven't we checked to see if she's a robot
all it would take is a metal detector
surely we've looted one at some point

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>>26692791
>Makes a contract because she wants the dick
>Witches out because she didnt get the dick
>great

Sallaka a shit.

>>26692847
>didn't even wish for said dick

Also stupid.

>>26692826
>@MGsAreReal: come on you 3d pigs go back to talking about murder mayumiface

>>26692889
HANDS OFF THE FOURTH WALL DAMMIT

So

Has anyone actually tried tweeting to either NECO?

>>26692370 >>26692373 >>26692389 >>26692411

You decide to call a final security meeting, just to make sure everyone's on the same page for the concert.

And so, with everyone assembled in Ruri's suite - the Principal herself, Enishi, Sayaka, and Kyosuke - Deepthroat in the background, studiously fiddling with her smartphone while keeping to herself in the corner - you ask everyone if they know what they're supposed to do for the three crucial phases of the concert. Those being - en route, during the concert itself, and leaving the stadium.

"Squad Hiryu has been briefed to shadow Miss Kirishima's conveyance during the entire route, to keep watch for snipers and any attempts of assault." Enishi replies after a moment, volunteeering herself and the Vindicare squad stationed outside. "Upon reaching the stadiumm, they will take up vantage points in the stadium itself for countersniping and overwatch. Leaving the stadium, Squad Hiryu will perform the same shadowing until the Principal is safe and sound in the Hotel." She pauses here, before smiling. "As for me, I will be invisible for the entire duration. Active camouflage, shadowing the Principal and the Warmaster, taking care not to stray too far. Of course, I will deploy Callidus Countermeasures and Crowd Control as necessary."

Kyosuke clears his throat, and takes a folder from behind him. He opens it to show a sattelite view printout of Mitakihara, magnified to display a marked-out road route. "Speaking for Miss Kirishima's security detail, we'll be driving her to the stadium using our reinforced limousine made for this ocassion. We've already notified the local authorities of our main route towards the stadium in advance, and they've blocked it off from civilian traffic for the duration. We have alternate routes in case of contingencies, of course." He gives the folder to you.

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>>26692892
Link her this thread.

Enter endless recursion.

>>26692889
Finally made it. And is NECO now the MGNQ version of Deadpool?

>>26692892
Nyet.

>>26692896

"We'll be guarding the main entry and exit points of the stadium during the entire concert, and escort Miss Kirishima the moment she leaves. We'll have no less than four men in overwatch over Miss Kirishima at any given time, myself included. Same process for when we're driving Miss Kirishima back, of course."

You turn to Sayaka here, and she blinks after a moment, seemingly having spent a moment too long frowning at Kyosuke.

"We'll be guarding the main entry and exit points of the stadium during the entire concert, and escort Miss Kirishima the moment she leaves. We'll have no less than four men in overwatch over Miss Kirishima at any given time, myself included. Same process for when we're driving Miss Kirishima back, of course."

You turn to Sayaka here, and she blinks after a moment, seemingly having spent a moment too long frowning at Kyosuke.

"...What? Murderface, you know how I work."

Right. But she has to make it clear for everyone, too.

"Gah. Fine." The Blueberry shakes her head. "Since I still have my cover as the contest winner, I'll be in very close proximity to Ruri-sama--er, the Principal, for the entire thing. Going to, during, and leaving. If anyone so much as looks at her funny, they're cut in half, no questions."

"Elegant as always, Miki-san." Enishi smiles behind a kimono sleeve.

"EAT A DICK, Karasawa."

How do you react? Do you want to suggest any changes, or do you want to leave them to their work? They seem to know what to do, in any case.

>>26692896
>Deepthroat in the background, studiously fiddling with her smartphone while keeping to herself in the corner
Fucking suspicious..

>>26692909
Maybe...maybe we should?

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>>26692892
>>Has anyone actually tried tweeting to either NECO?

I sent one after Chiaki's profile got posted. Comment was that Chiaki isn't "pretty small" by Japanese standards, she's avarage. She's just started hanging out with a girl who's above the average height of Japanese girls.

>>26692913
Timestop, peek on Deepthroat's phone, say hello to Pinky.

>>26692913

[x] Practice what you preach. Lay out your own role in the operation.

>>26692932
Seconded.

>>26692913
>>26692932
>>26692936

Seconding these.

>>26692913
>>26692932
[x] this combines 2 things we should do

>>26692913

[X] "Save the remarks for when the mission is over."

seems like a good plan, not sure if we want to change anything.

>>26692932

Is a pretty good option.

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>>26692932
This.

>>26692959

[X] Going with this because, why not?

lol at Ruri's profiles stats, deepthroat is looking very much like NECO's assistant

>>26692913
[x] This >>26692936
Also, if a Golden Weapon turns up, nobody is to engage except Chiaki. Vindicares will remain in position but hold fire until asked, and Sayaka is to evacuate the principal AND STAY EVACUATED.

>>26693003
> NECO B @MGsAreReal

>pastebin.com/DzH0qeLv beep-beep file unlocked there now people can stop arguing

> NECO B @MGsAreReal

>pastebin.com/MG5heht6 kamijo is p cool for a suit

>>26692913
[x] "Kyousuke, I want your men to report any unusual sighting no matter how trivial it may be. Especially for unusual looking items that appear to be made out of gold. One of Enishi`s girls will then investigate it. I hope that I am just being paranoid but should hostile Sparklebutts decide to infiltrate this party, I want you all to be prepared and if possible not engage them directly but leave that either to Sayaka or me. "

>>26692913
>>26693007
state that before or after doing >>26692932

Don't discuss too much of our duties. Cell phone in operation, and there's always the chance someone could have managed to sneak a bug in on someone.

>>26692913
Well, if Sayaka has to pull MG outfit at the concert, we can always cover it by Midori introducing her homage in the manga later, playing it as "the girl at the concert has been special foreshadowing for MMxMM fans".

Well, the whole cover thing is of course assuming there will be some survivors. Which is not all that likely.

>>26693022
or theres always the chance its deepthroat, who is using her phone right now, as NECO's assistant is posting at the same time...

>>26693029
LATER

"What do you mean, Chiaki? I've had Sayaka and Kyoko in MMxMM as background characters for ages!"

>>26693009
> According to rumor, [Ruri] was discovered playing piano in a small, smoky bar.

...she appeared in one of the flashbacks before, didn't she.

>>26693009

Dammit, now Kyosuke's talking to them?

>>26693064
guess who is in the perfect position to do the interviews, and apparently in charge of media things for Ruri, so has a great cover?

> NECO B @MGsAreReal

>pastebin.com/kv16wuPK sitting on mappi thread now, its like a DMC thread w triple autism

>>26693093
My fucking sides

>>26693093
>>-After an intense twelve-hour concert with metal superstar Johannes Krauser II, Mappi successfully wrenched away the title of Ultimate Sadistic Creature*.

An Asuka that I might actually like? What sorcery is this?

We should totally get QB to contract Mappi-chan.

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Sayaka is a great singer!
http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2013/08/16/happy-birthday-anime-voice-actresssinger-eri-kitamura

>>26693093

>Johannes Krauser II

oh lord, all of my yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMGW6xSzw

>>26692932
This is a good idea

I want to see what spaghetti is finding so interesting

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...God damn Deculture, I was actually hoping to get some fucking sleep before six or seven o'clock!

>>26693093
>the feud that made each other put hits on each other
>also they are lovers?
god damn it deculture and NECO, yall addin nothin but shadowruns to the paranoia scale here.

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>>26693135
Cure Berry!

>>26693231
THEY ARE BOTH ROBOTS

THEY KILLED EACH OTHER AND WERE REPLACED BY ROBOTS BECAUSE THEY WERE DEAD

ROBOOOOOOOTS

NYAN NYAN

>>26693279
NYAN NYAN

>>26693282

NI HAO NYAN

>>26693282
NIHAO NYAN

>>26693282
NIHAO NYAN

>>26693288
>>26693289

ONE JOB!

>>26693287
>>26693288
>>26693289
BECAUSE KYOKO

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>>26693287
>>26693288
>>26693289

Oh, you have GOT to be shitting me...I even refreshed the page to make sure!

>>26693292
WHAT IS LOVE

>>26693287
>>26693288
>>26693289
FUCKING WEAK

>all these nyans at the 45 minute mark

Nigga please.

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so
cards, huh

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>>26693287
>>26693288
>>26693289

>>26693326
Illia looks insanely cute in Prima's art style.

>>26693318
Like crack addicts who need their next hit sooner and sooner

Fuck it, new plan!

THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!

>>26693279
>>26693282
>>26693287
>>26693288
>>26693289
welp time to head to bed, you faggots just dropped another hundred tons of meteors on Deculture.


>>26693277
NANOMACHINES!

>>26693341
i just watched that anime over the last few days, i fucking love that series so much.

>>26693341

THE WINDS OF THE KING!

Can't believe I'm samefagging this...kill me.

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>>26693342

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>>26693335
You're not implying that Illya is not always insanely cute, are you?
Because you better not be. Wars have been started for less.

>>26693381
Of course she is, Illya is my favourite type moon. But there's something about that drawing style that cranks it up to 11. It doesn't work so well with the others, which just reinforces that it's her show.

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>>26693394
Damn straight.
Decu pls, Illya meguca when

>>26693381
>>26693394
>>26693415
Should I go watch Fate/Stay Night then? I tried playing the VN and promptly got bored to tears.

>>26693415

Oh god, not the final attack. Help.

That being said, she's a little more naive and less sarcastic than in the manga, isn't she? And Rin's less of a psycho.

>>26693433
Don't. The anime is even more shit. Watch Fate/Zero and be done with the verse.

>>26693433
>Watch
>Fate/Stay Night
Uh what. F/SN only has spinoff anime, there's no series of the game itself.
Anyone who says otherwise is lying.

>>26693440
UBW is fine too.

>>26692932 >>26692936

Well, it seems that they know what they're doing. You tell them what you're going to do, too - and similar to Sayaka's, you'll be staying in close contact with Ruri as much as possible for the entire thing. Even if...even if it means you have to contend with the singing and dancing, sure. Just so long as the Principal remains safe. If you spot any hostile target heading towards Ruri, then you're taking them down hard.

"So aggressive, Chiaki-chan," The superidol giggles, preening in front of a full-body mirror, wearing something...well, something that should be illegal as idol wear. A teal-green skin-tight futuristic bodysuit with transparent swathes here and there, revealing a clear lack of underwear? "Isn't that a bit excessive, anyway? What if it's like a fan who just wants my autograph so badly?"

"They'll have to go through us first before that, Miss Kirishima," Kyosuke tries to help here. "If they already have, then we'll just have to err on the side of caution here and assume that they're a potential threat. Miss Matsuda's heavy-handed approach will be regrettable, but necessary."

Ruri frowns at this, but nods. "I guess that's okay...but, ah, if it's one of those Tojo people, Chiaki-chan, Sayaka-chan, you've my permission to wreck 'em! Murder their faces right off!" She punches the air a couple of times, making her form-fitting suit make some parts of her anatomy bounce a bit interestingly.

...Right. Fine. You can do that at least. You glance towards Sayaka, who meets your gaze and simply shrugs.

It's here that you steal a look at your shield, clamped down on your right arm, and check to see if it's clicking - one of the audio clues that a certain pink-haired goddess is trying to get at your attention. No, it's not clicking at all. In fact, it's dead silent, which is slightly disturbing in its own right but certainly a welcome change.

[1/2]

>>26693456
Not for me, since I absolutely loathe any medium where Shiro appears in.

>>26693433
Not really. The anime is shit. The visual novel was better in every way, and that included fucking ACTION SCENES.
Action scenes in a fucking VISUAL NOVEL were more dynamic than the crap in that anime.
My advice? Play the VN, skim it, stop skimming if it seems something's going on. It's pretty fucking cool at times.

>>26693463

It's also here that you take note of Deepthroat. She's been quiet throughout the entire morning, or at least for the times when she's around for you to spot. She seems to be very engrossed with her smartphone. Suspiciously so, considering you've been checking NECO's Chirpee account every so often, and her 'assistant' of hers is tweeting. An assistant who seems to be hanging around in the Hotel too, or at least that's what the chirps say.

. . .Well, it can't hurt to check, right?

The shield on your arm clicks as you grab hold of its rim and turn it ninety degrees - the world immediately losing color as time stops for everything and everyone but you. All sound muted to a dull murmur, with only your heartbeat thudding in your ears, along with the faint ticking of a thousand clocks, all in time with each other.

A few quick strides brings you close to Deepthroat - and you could see from her smartphone screen that she's pestering her little brother through text. Needling him to watch the concert on television, as there's a chance she might be shown on the air. ...The little brother, Ryota, is having none of it, saying that he's got to study for a test, but he seems to be relenting at least.

"Eh? What's this, Homura-chan?" A familiar voice pipes up behind you. "Visiting me just so you can spy on what other people are doing?" A clicking of a tongue wet and slick with blood. "Hnn. The real Homura-chan wouldn't do that, you know." The voice takes on a petulant tone, as if getting ready for a lecture.

How do you respond?

>>26693438
Minor differences there, yes.
But I'm watching for the fanservice and fight scenes, both of which are FUCKING AMAZING.
Sucks that it's only 10 episodes. Hopefully it sells well enough, and drives manga sales up enough, that we get S2/S3.
Do want Kuro. So, so much.
>>26693465
You'll like Prisma, then. He shows up for like 5 seconds, proceeds to have the worst hair and voice EVER, and then politely fucks off forever.

>>26693485
[x] "The real Homura-chan didn't have to worry about nosy reporters, batshit insane Magical Girls with Golden Weapons, and goddamn fucking Idols jesus christ why did I ever take this mission."

>>26693485
[x] Oh? And what would the real Homura do?

>>26693485
[x] "Just letting my paranoia get the better of me again."

>>26693486
That does sound good. How is my favorite man Gilgamesh treated there?

>>26693485
[x]"Oh? Maybe you can tell me more, later-" STOP THE TIMESTOP.

We wasted our magic to do what we came here to do, let's not stay and piss her off. Let's get on with the mission anyway.

>>26693485
[X] "And here I thought you'd be happy to see me visit."

>>26693485
[x] "I think I know a bit more about the real Homura than you do."

and

[x] "The real Homura-chan didn't have to worry about nosy reporters."

>>26693527
Woah. That first one could be dangerous.

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>>26693485

[x] "I suppose it would be too obvious for the shy unkempt assistant to turn out be a cold calculating traitor. I guess that the 'real' Homura-chan was a paragon of purity and nobility."

>>26693485

"Ah, but I'm NOT Homura now, am I? I am Chiaka Matsuda, nothing more, nothing less. Or some bullshit like that. Besides, I thought you'd be happy to see me. Ugh, Idols. I am curious, though. What would the real Homura do?"

>>26693519
He's not going to show up for a while. When he does, he's a shota. And a good guy.
Still pretty King of Heroes, though. Latest chapters of the manga have him wrecking all kinds of shit.

>>26693523
Let's not do that. We will have to come back here eventually. We don't want to see Pinky pissed.

>>26693485
[x] So what was the '"real" Homura like?

>>26693485

[X] "Well sorry for not being real."

>>26693485
[x] sigh sadly and say very quietly
>sorry, I'm not Her.

Offer greetings and compulsory "what up"

>>26693485
[x] "I'm Chiaki Mastsuda, what do you expect me to do?"

>>26693536
Maybe, I was thinking of that when I suggested it but I don't think it's going to be too bad. Pinky would be pissed if we said that but I don't see her doing anything to get back at us.

I just wanted to give and alternative to all the "what would Jesu - I mean Homura do?".

Then again, this is Pinky, maybe it's better to be safe than sorry.

>>26693115
>Asuka the USC
>Not Krauser or the American Yuuka

Nein, fraulein

>>26693502
this.
completely and utterly this.

>>26693485

"My Shield is full of guns from when I used to be this other person. Something tells me she wasn't quite what you make her out to be."

"Who was I?"

>>26693485
"This whole idol babysitting thing and cheshire cat reporters are getting real bothersome. I might be a bit on a paranoid side right now. Could you just hug me for a second. I mean without clawing my back." sigh "Not too hard at least."

>>26693485
[x]"No time to talk, busy saving the world. Sorry."

>>26693598

Alternatively, since I really just want this mission to be over and done with

[X] I was curious and thought I'd drop by to say hi.

Would make for a shorter conversation and allow this thing to finally move forward.

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Guy, is this REALLY the time where we should talk to Pinky about our past? Like.. really?

There is a concert where shit will probably hit the fan and you want to talk to her about the past now? Am I the only one has a concept of good and bad timing?

>>26693624
We're in Timestop. Unless Chiaki runs out of it or Pinky decides to give us the boot, we can do this all day.

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>>26693624

We got all the time in the world now that we timestopped.

>>26693624
I agree, beyond plesantries we have nothing to exchange.

She might say something useful but we've got priorities man.

>>26693624
Timeing isn't our strong point. Also it's kind of irrelevent when time is paused.

>>26693644
This is one of the few times we've ever visited Pinky on our own accord, let's make the most of it.

Also, she looks like she's about to launch into a tirade about our past anyways.

>>26693485
[X] "I'm guessing the real Homura-chan didn't have to deal with protecting a mega-idol from rape-happy Yakuza members. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong somehow."

Then murmur "...The real Homura-chan probably used it to wear your panties on her head or something."

>>26693624
I agree. Plus, being in a crowded room full of people isn't the time to potentially piss Pinky off, so we should be trying to get out of this as smoothly and quickly as we can.

>>26693624
It's not like we have a choice now. We can't just off her now.

Remember the plane incident.

We HAVE to give her attention, otherwise she'll pout and kill everyone in the room.

>>26693640
>>26693641
>>26693649

Narrative timing.

>>26693658
>Then murmur "...The real Homura-chan probably used it to wear your panties on her head or something."
THIS!!!

>>26693665
>otherwise she'll pout and kill everyone in the room.
Man, character development really is hard.
I mean - if we didn't get to like blueberry we might have as well given her a go now.

>>26693669
Perish the thought. This isn't a CYOA.

>>26693485

It's probably best we wander back to where we where standing while making small talk with Pinky. If we suddenly disappear and reappear behind Deepthroat from everyone else's point of view, it's only going to cause awkward questions.

>>26693743
"Errr.... It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit!"

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>>26693640
>>26693641
>>26693649
>>26693657
>>26693657

Alright, since I unfortunately have to point out the obvious to the special needs children that need to be told to not to put their hands in a blender:

- Pinky is not trustworthy
- Pinky tends to be a bit unstable
- Say/do the wrong thing and she eats our spleen
- Getting our spleen eaten shortly before we supposed to deploy for actions would fuck everybodys day
- Thus dealing with Pinky is an unnecessary danger to the mission we should avoid

Sure, we have all the time in the world except thats not the point if she decides to acupuncture our butt and it takes us our for several hours or even days.

>you were expecting a hot scoop, weren’t you? Well, it was probably just Sayaka-chan.

Kyoujou better roll like Chou-yun Fat in a John Woo movie now.

>>26693743

We just have to walk away from her while talking to Pinky. I know some people have problems multitasking, but come on.

>>26693758
*takes us out of the action

>>26693758
YES THANK YOU. I was just discussing how casually we're suddenly treating her and timestop with Hatguy and I'm glad we're not the only ones noticing this.

>>26693758
Fuck you captain condescending. I'm aware of that, but she's the one who raised the topic in the first place. I belive, therefore, that if we ask politely we can get some information out of her. Though we should be careful to not push the questioning too far.

>>26693758
This is assuming she'll let us cancel the timestop or blowing her off isn't a thing that will make us lose our spleen privileges.

If you're going to be smug, at least look at all the angles first.

>>26693696
>Not liking Hulk Kyousuke
Your taste is shit.

>>26693758
>- Pinky is not trustworthy
Bullshit. When was the last time she lied to us?

I just had a thought. This conversation with pinky goes sour, and to everyone in the room it appears as if we were instantaneously slammed into a wall with several gruesome lacerations spraying blood everywhere..

>>26693758
No need to get snippy about it, Pinky isn't completely insane. There's a method to her madness and if she were as hell-bent on killing us as you might say, she would have given us spleen surgery during the past few times. She helped Midori in Siberia, even.

>>26693784
This is what I'm saying, basically. Pinky's one of the few accessible sources to Chiaki's past, no matter how unreliable she is. Of course, being the insane hair-trigger bitch that she is, we'll have to tread carefully.

>>26693797
see above
>>26692968

>>26693758

I'm sure a good amount of us are bright enough not to say anything stupid as to compromise ourselves and the mission, right? RIGHT?

...So said the guy that figured that three 1s in Bleach Quest weren't going to be that bad...and wound up with a nearly completely amputated hero as a result....

But seriously, just so long as we're civil with her and don't push any wrong buttons, we should be fine.

>>26693784
>>26693794

Thats why we said Hi, give her a friendly weave and then get out ot there and do not ask about the past which could TRIGGER one of her violent moments.

Just please look at the bigger picture from time to time, its not that hard.

>>26693831
>quest with dice rolls
>not even once

>>26693832
Sorry but I simply disagree. I believe we can get something out of her if we're careful. I am aware there are risks, but if we always shy away we'll never get anything out of her ever.

>>26693813
It's more that she leaves out a lot of the truth but yeah, I agree with you as I can't remember the last time she lied to her.

Doesn't mean we should trust her though.

>>26693831
>But seriously, just so long as we're civil with her and don't push any wrong buttons, we should be fine.

Anything concerning our past and Homura IS one of the wrong buttons, something people seem blissfully unaware of for whatever reason.

>>26693832
Well, she's about to launch into a lecture about that so we might as well milk that for what it's worth. At least. Asking anything else is going to take longer.

>>26693868
I honestly did not know that.

>>26693867
Treat her like Canon!Kyuubey then. Reading between the lines helps.

>>26693868
She knows we have amnesia. Asking politely what we were like before shouldn't get too much of a reaction, at least not immediately.
We might lose a few Pinky Points, though. I'm sure we have plenty to spare.

>>26693860
This is why I said there is good timing and a bad timing what you just convientiely ignored and instead added an ALWAYS to it, to make your own argument not sound silly to yourself.

>>26693899
And I think a moment when she raised it herself might not be such a bad time to do it.

>>26693899
What would you consider as "good timing" then? As far as I can recall most of the times Pinky's come to visit, shit was hitting the fan hard.

Apart from that trip to Siberia, but then Pinky was mad because we weren't visiting her often enough.

Did we get a report from Midori and Kyoko yet? I believe we wanted to talk to them about how their operation went.

>>26693868
That button's been pushed m8. She's about to give us a lecture on WWHD.

>>26693832
And interrupting her when she's speaking won't trigger a violent moment? We're getting an earful regardless, so we might as well get something useful from it.

>>26693927
No, they were on their way there when they passed by yesterday.

>>26693502 >>26693541

You turn to glance at the pink-haired eldritchian horror residing inside your Shield. The real Homura-chan also probably didn't have to worry about nosy reporters and batshit insane Magical Girls with Golden Weapons, you reply. You also tastefully express your current dislike of idols, and your regret for taking this particular mission. But besides that, well - what would the real Homura-chan do, anyway?

"See, I warned you to stay away from idols, right? Nothing but trouble, the lot of them. Especially that one over there!" Pinky points towards Ruri with a blood-tipped claw. "Everything about her screams 'I'm gonna screw up Homura-chan's relationship points with EVERYONE', from the tip of her fake blue-green hair extensions to her tacky boots. You take it from me, Homura-chan..." She wags that clawed finger at you, now. "Idols will be the death of you."

She pauses here for a moment, before smiling. "Ah, what would the real Homura-chan do in this situation? Well...hnn..." The girl skips over to Noriko, frilly skirts bouncing with every step, and it's with a giggle that she prods the very center of the sweaty assistant's forehead. "One shot, right here. Probably point blank, with a pillow over her face if Homura-chan didn't want blood all over her costume!"

...What.

"Oh, Homura-chan's pretty direct, you know! Super direct!" Pinky's grin is blood-pinked and sharp. "That's what I loved about her - she didn't care who it was or what their story were, if they were in her way or even annoying her, she'd do away with them, no questions asked! Sometimes, even if she just felt like it!" Another pause, here. "Ah, but Homura-chan now, the one standing in front of me, is kind of like that, isn't she?"

No. Well, maybe, but--

[1/2]

>>26693950

"Here, come on, Homura-chan. Show me who you really are." You find yourself drawing the Golden Eagle from your holster - and with a leaden arm and a stone-cold grip do you aim the handcannon right into the hapless Deepthroat's face. The sweaty assistant still smiling, frozen in time, in the middle of reminding her brother to see her one chance at worldwide fame at some overblown concert.

"She's an obstacle, isn't she, Homura-chan?" Pinky's sweet whisper tickles your ear. "Just pull the trigger of the toy I gave you, and she'll die, just like that. Out of the way, permanently. And then the others, too. No one will ever know." A breathy giggle, the scent of sweet, sugary corruption filling your nostrils, ensnaring your senses.

How do you react?

>>26693958
[x] Slowly put the gun away.
"I'm not going to deal with this, Pinky. Not now, near the end of my mission."

>>26693958
[x]I am not her
I AM NOT HER

I
WILL NOT
BE LIKE HER

>>26693958
[x] Bop Pinky on the head.
"No. That would jeopardise the mission."

>>26693958
[x]Put the gun down and put it back in the holster.
"I've still got a job to do, and killing her will just make it harder in the long run. I can't just reset everything if I screw up, you know."

>>26693958
[x] Are you jealous, by any chance? [Lower the weapon]

Pinky, pls. We have to conserve ammo for the real targets that will hopefully show up later.

>>26693958
Try to lower the gun and end time stop. "Not now."

>>26693958

Laugh. She's not an obstacle now, not one that would warrant the inconvenience of shooting. If Pinky wants entertainment, she'll have to wait a bit.

>>26693958
Put a bullet through pinky's head. No srsly im getting really tired of having to deal with her. Tell her to go fuck herself an d to give back the memories she fucking stole from us.

>>26693958

I don't care how bad it's going to look, GET THE FUCK OUT OF TIMESTOP!

Well I wasn't expecting that. No matter which side of the debate was right.

>>26693958
[x] Slowly lower gun.

>>26693958

I missed you so much, Pinky. I missed you so much.

[X] Lower the gun, and move back to your previous position. Remind her that your name is Chiaki Matsuda and leave timestop.

>>26693958
[x]Turn the gun on Pinky, fire, and get the fuck out of timestop.
Ain't nobody got time for that.

>>26693958
[x] Drop the gun.

Don't lower it, just let it fall to the floor. Less chance of Pinky manipulating us into just bringing it straight back up again.

>>26693950
>>26693958

[x]Point the gun at yourself.
[x]"No. Things have changed. I have changed. I will save you and I won`t let anybody I care about die."

Now where is the I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO-Reaction image when I need one..

>>26693958

"I am not Homura. I am Chiaki Matsuda. And she is NOT an obstacle. Just some poor kid caught up in all this."

Put the gun away.

"Well, great as was seeing you again, I do have a job to do."

>>26693958
No
That may have been me once, and probably will again in the future

But it isn't me now

Holster the gun and resume time

>>26694023
Come on now. You can't seriously say you expected it to go wrong in this way.

>>26693950
Drop the gun.
"I guess we aren't Homura after all.. Maybe we can never be her."

>>26693995

[x] this.

>>26693958
[X] "No. She isn't an obstacle."
Coupled with this:
>>26694016

I'd like to add "The old Homura-chan wasn't a very good girlfriend to you either." but I'm afraid that would piss her off even more.

>>26694003
That's the same level of HUE we had from GETFUCKED.

>>26694033
No, but he was expecting it one way or the other.

>>26694033
Not the anon you're responding to, but I actually expected Pinky to kill or have us kill Ruri instead.
Or maybe Sayaka because of how bitchy we were to Pinky in the flashback.

>>26693995
[x]
classy

>>26694033

I expect it EVERYTIME to go wrong when we deal with Pinky and so should you.

This was a bad idea and now you even have even been [x]PINKYTOLD that it was a bad idea.
I dont even know what bigger warning sign do you need?

>>26694045
Actually, he was expecting impromptu surgery.

Our reacton asside, Is everyone else confused as hell as to why Pinky sees Noriko as an obstacle? Does she know something we don't?

>>26693958

[X] "an obstacle? all I see is an awkward little girl trying her best to get by." force that gun to behave.

>>26693958
[x] "Well l think you just want to see me all hot and insane. No room for that on a mission, you know. Certainly not right after confirming she's not an obstacle at all. I'd appreciate it if you played nice."

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>>26694018
>>26694003


Uh, no. As bad as this may seem, shooting at her right now and telling her to get fucked would definitely be a bad idea. Just ask our green haired Calladous.

>>26694076
We bought her a sammich.

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>>26693958

[x]"So she was direct with people who annoyed her?" Then proceed to forcibly turn shield.

Us suddenly appearing in front of Deepthroat would confuse people, but us in front of a Deepthroat with her head blown open would alarm people

>>26694076
>Applying logic to the insane

>>26693958
[X] "Saving my bullets for deserving kneecaps."

Put the gun away.

>>26694076
She was playing off Chiaki's suspicion, I suppose.

>>26694074
Well, unfortunately we can't just shy away from Pinky. She practically lives in Chiaki's Shield and she can call us any time she damn wants.

It's a really thin wire we're walking on.

[x] Bop Pinky on the head. "That would jeopardise the mission."
-[x] Tease her some. "Are you jealous that I've been kind to her?"

>>26694004
Lets not disappear on a maniac.

How about something along the lines of pointing the gun down, then telling her you'll shoot something later.

> You're Warmaster, you probably will.

>>26694113
[x] I like this.

>>26693958
>[x] this
>>26693995
Profesionalism, ho!

>>26694076
Her pockets are full of golden spaghetti.

>>26693995
>>26693958

[x] I like this.

>>26694093
>that pic
did lol

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>>26694128

R-r-really?

>>26694113

Maybe I was being a bit rash. But I don't know how to respond here. Talking to her at all seems like a bad idea since it seams she can fucking control us.

Since it's all in the air anyway, we can be snide and say, "Should I say it was for the 'Blessed Lady' too? What would Madoka do in this situation?"

>>26694076
Given that Noriko is related to a magical girl under our command, I think she wants us to kill her so as to undermine our own position. I mean, she could probably pick a more high profile target, like Ruri, but in the long term killing Noriko would probably be worse.

That and Noriko is closest.

>>26694074
This was very illuminating, shitlord. We can now confirm that as Girl A/Murderface we were essentially Akemi Homura as Pinky knows her. And that Homu a shit.

>>26694179
I think it strikes a good balance between the more straight up 'no' answers and the teasing Pinky answers.

>>26694076

That's probably because Noriko will be an obstacle. Yes, the less suspicion person will turn out to be the villain, or an important lackey, who could have guessed?

It's cliche, yes, but then again, it's noir. YOu guys need to up your shadowruns.

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>>26694194
>shitlord
>Homu a shit

You get the worst post in the thread award, congratulations!

>>26693995
This. we professional now.

>>26694198

Well, since it's Noir, and since she's not a suspect, we have to sex her up right? It's not Noir without gritty cynicism and sexual motivations.

>>26694198
>>26694229
We're not strictly Noir, so keep that in mind. There's different sub-genres for Noir too as far as I can see.

>>26694229
>Sex with Noriko
We already needed to wash our hand after touching her the first time.
I'm not sure there's enough in the sun fire to cleanse us if we did the dirty with her.

>>26694253
I dread to think what her downstairs hygene is like.

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>>26694194
>We can now confirm that as Girl A/Murderface we were essentially Akemi Homura as Pinky knows her.

This is news?

>>26693958
[X] "You know, for someone who hates Homura-chan as much as you love her, you want me to copy her worst qualities. I'll sate your bloodlust later, on deserving targets."

Drop the gun, cancel timestop if able.

>>26694265
I think that was his point.

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>>26694229
B-b-but they are both girls.

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>>26694276

>>26694276
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI9hgp32-f0

>>26694180
>What would Madoka do in this situation?
Pinky absolutely hates Madoka with a passion. Did you miss how furious she was every time she had to deal with her earlier self in the Barrier?

>>26694305
>dub

Out of this quest. Now.

>>26694305
This is how I imagine Sayaka sounds every time we talk to her.

HA HA TIME FOR PINKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1t3fQSusIQ

>>26694224
Akemi Homura is a terrible person in this universe.

>>26694265
Any little bit helps. Especially since our last mental hard reset made us a completely different person than baseline Homu.

>>26694307
>Did you miss how furious she was every time she had to deal with her earlier self in the Barrier?

She stomped her foot, nearly accidentally tore apart the Barrier with that small demonstration, and then cried on Midori.

She was a bit messed up, yes.

>>26694358
>She was a bit messed up, yes.

Well, duh. Her complexes have quite literally the size of a moon.

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>> 26694343

I like this.

>>26694305
So far in the closet she's halfway to Narnia.

>>26694305
>>26694329

Oh... oh heavens...

That's TERRIBLE!

Gah, the spaces.

>>26694329
Nyet. Reading it wouldn't have been as hilarious as hearing it.

>>26694341
Hard to picture that considering Kyouko.

>>26694381
Damn straight.

>>26694358
Yeah. Dealing with her is like a minefield. For the record, I wasn't part of the people who voted for asking about Homura.

>>26694381
My sides have left the orbit.

>>26694407
>Reading it wouldn't have been as hilarious as hearing it.

My opinion of you is going down rapidly.

>>26694346
>Any little bit helps.

I'm more worried that you said essentially, like there was any doubt.

>>26694307
It's worth remembering the Godoka and Pinky are two different beings. Godoka being the white gown wearing blessed lady who imbued the GWs with her power. Pinky talked about how she hated her cowardly per-apotheosis self as well though.

>>26694307

Yes, but Chiaki didn't. Maybe if we get her to direct her rage at us instead of Noriko, getting thrown against a wall in bloodly lacerations would be a halfway decent result. Or give her pause enough to lower the gun. I'm not aiming for the best possible scenario here anymore.

Then again, the answer to the question can be, "Madoka would kill Mami to protect Homura without a second thought, so this girl is nothing."

So yeh, I don't really think there is a fool-proof action in this scenario.

>>26694415
>Godoka being the white gown wearing blessed lady who imbued the GWs with her power.
>GWs
My brain automatically substituted the abbreviation with certain miniature company and my Shadowruns went through the roof for a second.

>>26694442

You were not the only one, anon.

>>26694442
>>26694455
]When we get to the 1st officios lunar base we are told that their iwarmaster has been on a life support machine for a few years. It's a golden throne.

>>26694442
>>26694455
Sorry, typing golden weapons repeatedly is a little boring.

I think we've got far to little information to go off here, in regards to the question of why Pinky wants Noriko dead. In my opinion it's just Pinky trying to fuck us over, and a sign we should avoid her for a bit. At least no one suggested we pull the trigger though

>>26694469
And it's Deculture.

>>26694469
ohfuck

>>26694442
>>26694455
>>26694469
We already have not-Kharn, Slaneesh in the Warmaster Hat and Tiny Pete. I would not be surprised if that was the case.

>>26694490
Don't forget the Officios and the Meguca ranks.

>>26694478

Some did suggest to shoot pinky though.

Thats ridiculous.

>>26694415
There's always reasonable doubt, but given what we know the pieces fit. First time Murderface woke up, she was ranting about Homu things. Golden shield Homu was a stone cold bitch in MidoriQuest. As was Girl A. Malal wanted to name Murderface Akemi Homura because she was a Madoka. Sayaka said we didn't give a rat's ass about collateral or civilians in the line of fire before.

To get back on topic, we all agree on pointing the weapon away from Noriko.

Do we:

[] GTFO
[] Try to talk Pinky down.

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>>26694481

>>26694506
GTFO won it securely. Voting only lasts twenty minutes man, sorry.

>>26694481
Ha ha ha!

>>26694506
>[] Try to talk Pinky down.

GTFO would just leave her mad. Plus is we talk her down we have a chance to walk back to where we were when we engaged time stop, avoiding the mess of suddenly appreaing in a different part of the room.

>>26694523
The laugh is going to haunt us for the rest of our lives.

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>>26694469
>golden throne
>GOLDEN
FUCK EVERYTHING!

>>26694521

We're gonna have to deal with angry pinky later on.

>>26694540
Oh shit.

>>26694542
Probably worth it if we do it in a room where she can't just make us timestop cap a bunch of civvies for hues.

>>26694552
If she really loses it, she might destroy this whole timeline.