>>26723478
>>Wait for Richard to make the first move...
If we force it we'll fuck it up. Let it flow naturally.

>>26723478
>Wait for Richard to make the first move...
"Relax, we're going to have to be subtle. I have no doubts that Saori has her phone on her and if she gets a picture of us doing the shit you're thinking of, then the entire school will think we're an item. Just calm down get your game face- wait, no... your game face is actually kind of terrifying... But you know what I mean."

>>26723615
I second this.

>>26723478
>Heya Rich fancy seeing you here seeing as you ran off during practice.

>>26723615
Agreed.

Finally, my turn to shout TIME FOR TONKS...eh, don't feel like it honestly.

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>Wait for Richard to make the first move...

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>>26723478
>"Oh, Richard! Fancy seeing you here?"

I am weirded out with today's session.

We really should be doing this with Fluffy.

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oh hey its this quest.

when do we get another goddamn battle. I thirst for burning hulks dammit
>>26723615
this

>>26723615

This.

Dr Pepper?

>>26723682
Why? We're here now purely to fuck with him, not have our own date.

That's tonight in Fluffy's room.

>>26723478
>Wait for Richard to make the first move...
and do this
>>26723615
but if they STILL don't respond. make an overt move.

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>>26723478
>Wait for Richard to make the first move...
Also make sure Rose knows we will make it up to her.

Somehow.

Maybe.

>>26723738

Imagine what will be going through her head when the inevitable news of this goes out.

>>26723826

Anyone else get the vibe that Fluffy is mildly autistic and probably doesn't even realize that watching movies with us could be considered romantic?

I mean, the girl is a adorable and knows a ton about tanks, but relationships probably go straight over her head.

>>26723762
oh man, getting into dept with Rose is a big risk...

>>26723874

I think she does, now.

The beefcake probably helped.

>>26723874
or she can be a under socilzed nerd that has very little inter actions with men not in her family?

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>>26723478
HA HA! TIME FOR TONKS!

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>>26723931
>calling that a tank rush

>>26723956
at least mine is a REAL TONK rush.

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>>26723478
post Blackjack! or these girls will shoot.. someone.

>>26724258
It's only been 53 minutes so far. Don't you know that BlackJack is medically* prevented from writing faster than 1.9 words a minute?


*medical condition may or may not be "laziness + WoT addiction".

>>26724283
he needs to be pestered in WoT until he comes back and post

You glance sideways at Richard and Saori as you look down the menu. Your first instinct is to cough, or laugh or do something to get Richard's attention, but you control yourself, smiling over the menu at Rose who is glaring at you. "Relax, Rose." You say. "Put your game face on- wait, no. Your game face is terrifying-" You whisper. "What's the worst that could happen?"

Rose blinks at you, in much the same way that a cat annoyed at someone poking it repeatedly would blink. "Saori could take a picture and spread it around the school." She says, forcing a believable smile before looking down at the menu. "Seriously, if this goes wrong... We already found a good replacement for you." She reaches over and runs a finger down your arm seductively. You are now thoroughly disquieted. "Why is that Sherman being called a Panzer?" She says eyeing the same picture on the wall as you'd seen last time.

Before you even have a chance to shiver with fright, Saori finally catches sight of your table. She quickly points you out to your driver, who looks over at you.

"Russells... What are you doing here?"

>"Well, I heard how good this place was and I thought Rose would love it!"
>"Well, Rose wanted to come here and what kind of boyfriend would deny her that?"
>Let Rose Answer.

>>26724258
>>26724381
See? More than an hour between posts, guaranteed.

>"Well, Rose wanted to come here and what kind of boyfriend would deny her that?"

>>26724381
>"Man you will never guess what I found Roy doing."

>>26724381
We're following you in hopes of getting Blackmail. You?

>>26724381
>Let Rose Answer.
She could probably think up a better answer than we can. Just smile a bit more and continue reading the menu. Remember, subtlety.

>>26724381
>Let Rose Answer.

>>26724381

>"Well, I heard how good this place was and I thought Rose would love it!"
add to it...
"considering HOW MUCH WORK Rose DID TO ASSEMBLE OUR NEW TANK. She did not skip out on work, so i felt like treating her (and if miho is with us) and Miho to some cakes."

>>26724381
>>Let Rose Answer.
"Sweetheart, you want to tell him?"

Let's see if she is gonna play ball.

>>26724381
>>Let Rose Answer.

>>26724513

This. I like this. half guilt trip, half innuendo...

>>26724513
Seconded

>>26724381
>Let Rose Answer.
A good couple knows how to answer for one another.

A good fake couple acts like they can do that too.

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>>26724381
>Let Rose Answer.

>>26724513
[X] this

>>26724381
Supporting this>>26724624

>>26724513
Supporting this.

>>26724513
SECOND! we must keep the lead and get the point to roy and saori that they shouldn't skip out on work.

I hope you're aware of the risk of this backfiring.

>>26724381
Why do I get the feeling Miho is going to build up confidence and try to do the original plan right in the middle of our ruse with Rose, and thus shenanigans?

>>26724785
naah, our decisions are in the capable hands of /tg/...
yeah, were gonna die.

>>26724814
Perfectly acceptable.
So long as we take it in stride.

>>26724381
>"Well, Rose wanted to come here and what kind of boyfriend would deny her that?"
or
>>26724513

Either one works

"Well- I thought it would nice to treat Rose, considering all the hard work we put into the Excelsior this afternoon..." You say, smiling lovingly at Rose. When she smiles back at your a cold chill runs down your neck. "This place is pretty good, so we decided to make a date of it."

A sharp pain shoots up from your shin but you hold back the wince.

Saori smiles back. "Oh I know! Their Lemon Hetzer is just to die for!" She says. "I'd eat it every day but I need to keep my figure! And Richard's never been here! I just had to bring him!"

Richard nods, staring hard at you- he knows there's an angle. He knows something is up. He just doesn't know what it is. "Yes, this cafe is really interesting- lot of Oorai's tanking history here on the walls. So when did you and Rose start..." He starts, trying to find words that won't cause him nausea, "...seeing each other?" He immediately takes a sip of soda to wash out the taste of that sentence.

>"Silly, Richard! We've been together for a while! You knew that!"
>"Well, we were really brought together by all the recent changes..."
>Let Rose Answer.

>>26725029
>Let Rose Answer.

>>26725029
>Let Rose Answer.

Also
>51 minutes between posts
HE'S SPEEDING UP

>>26725029
>Let Rose Answer.
Anything else will cause unnecessary pain.

>>26725029
>Let Rose Answer.
for the love of god this
god dammit saori is the fastest texter on the boat she could probably give a play-by-bplay to yukari if she so chose

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>>26725029
>Let Rose Answer.

>>26725029
>Let Rose Answer.
we did our part, now it's her turn.

FASTER BLACKJACK! you can do this!

I wonder how bad things will get as the result of this.

>>26725029
>"Since 45 secs ago"
Gives us an out and we have already freaked him out.

>>26725029
>Let Rose Answer.
A relationship is built off give and take. Richard gives us an opening and we take.

>>26725161
>Since 45 seconds ago
And give him the biggest shit eating grin.

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>>26725311
The quest is going to end with us sinking the ship.

>>26725344
I can imagine that and all in the name of randum, lulz and hijinks

You smile, looking glancing down at the menu to try to buy yourself enough time to come up with a good answer- but Rose beats you to it. "Richard! You're hilarious!" She says with a disconcertingly feminine giggle. "You know how long we've been together! What sort of person would forget something like that, huh?" She sighs and looks over at Saori. "Certainly nobody Saori would be interested in dating!" The remark is innocent and off the cuff, but contains a vicious warning- Richard shouldn't ask questions if he doesn't want Rose to make a fool of him in front of his girlfriend. "So, Saori, you said the Lemon Hetzer is good?"

Saori nods enthusiastically. "Oh it's the best! They even have these little sugar Oorai badges they put on the sides of all of them!" She practically squeals. "It's so cute!"

Rose looks over at you. "I guess we'll have to try it, honey?" There's a bitter taste in your mouth. "Since the man always pays, correct?" Dammit, Rose. Touche.

Our cover is solidified-

>See if Saori will saying anything embarassing about Richard...
>Try to freak Richard out a bit.
>Other.

>>26725355
Somehow a water balloon will end up going into the nuclear reactor.

We're all gonna die.

>>26725360
>>Try to freak Richard out a bit.
complete our primary first, its why we're here.

>>26725360
>>Try to freak Richard out a bit.
STAHP

FREAK OUT

>>26725360

The pain to our wallet is worth it.

>>26725360
>See if Saori will saying anything embarassing about Richard...
Rose is scary oh god Miho save us

>>26725360
>See if Saori will saying anything embarassing about Richard...
BLACKMAIL.

>>26725360
>See if Saori will saying anything embarassing about Richard...

>>26725360
>Try to freak Richard out a bit.
To embarrassment we shall march, ever onward

>>26725360
>33 minutes
Who are you and what did you do with BlackJack?! Are the WoT servers down?!

I jest though...more rapid posts are nice

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>>26725360
WAS THIS A THIRTY MINUTE POST TIME?!

HOLY SHIT BLACKJACK. YES. YES!

>Try to freak Richard out a bit.

>>26725360
>Try to freak Richard out a bit.

>>26725029
>>26725360
33 minutes between posts? Damn, BlackJack. Nice work!


>Try to freak Richard out a bit.
He won't spill any of his delicious spaghetti unless we rattle him first.

>>26725360
>Other.
"So, we were all working on putting the Excelsior together a bit ago."

>>26725360
>See if Saori will saying anything embarassing about Richard...
Acquire blackmail

>>26725360
>>Try to freak Richard out a bit.

>>26725360
>>See if Saori will saying anything embarassing about Richard...
Yes, embarassing story time!

>>26725360
>Other.
Ask Saori how it's like riding the Panzer IV. We might as well have some legitimate conversation and let him sweat it out

>>26725360
>See if Saori will saying anything embarassing about Richard...
lets drag her into this. Richard probably already IS freaking out. besides, she can provide more good ammo for later.
maybe we should text for more back up?

>>26725360
>See if Saori will saying anything embarrassing about Richard...
What happened in the window of time between the water fight and this date, I wonder?

>>26725360
>See if Saori will saying anything embarrassing about Richard...

>>26725487
hand holding

And then Miho comes over to the table with a "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED *ME*! Routine, causing an utter uproar and trolling the shit out of all four of us, and then reveals later her spaghetti beforehand was all part of her master plan to fuck with our heads.

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>>26725515

>>26725360
>See if Saori will saying anything embarassing about Richard...

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>>26725360
>Try to freak Richard out a bit.
See >>26725494's horribly lewd plan.

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>>26725515
that.. would be amazing. i don't know if we'll ever see that level of awesome mindfuckery soon.

>>26725515
"Alas, I cannot, for a fleeting moment of passion, love does not make..."

>>26725651
And then Yukari stabs us from behind with a swordfish

So, Beej. Where's Miho?

>>26725833
Plotting our demise and humiliation.

Nishizumi women have a biological imperative to *Break* their mates before use.

>>26725852
Shiiiit.

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>>26725360
>Try to freak Richard out a bit.

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>>26725852

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>>26725852

>>26725852
Ha-ah you show your true colors in this, Miho fan!

>>26725833
Was she not being a diversion letting us get into place?

>>26725932
She was, yes. but where is she now?

"So, Saori." You ask, quite innocently. "How are you and Richard doing?" You glance down at the the menu casually. "He's probably told you all sorts of funny stories..." You laugh a bit.

"We've heard them all!" Rose catches on to your plan. "Hell, we were there for them!"

You nort and laugh a bit. "Like... Oh, remember when he was still trying to figure out the clutch on Black Jack?"

"And he backed through the wall of your grandfather's barn?" She laughs. "He actually hid at home 'cause he was convinced that Grandpa Russells was gonna literally kill him..."

"Oh yes!" Saori says, giggling along. "He said he had to have his mom call and make sure he wasn't in mortal danger!" Your eyes light up and you look at Richard. He's about ready to melt down under the table.

>Press for more!
>Embarass him further.
>Where did Miho go?

>>26725968

>Press for more!

>>26725968
>Press for more!
>Embarass him further.
Aren't these the same thing?

Don't go looking for Miho. Stay on target. Also, we don't ruse her, she ruses us. It's the way of the universe

>>26725968
>>Where did Miho go?

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>>26725968
>>Press for more!
>>Embarass him further.
let the embarrasment roll in!

>>26725968
>Stay on target

>>26725968
>Where did Miho go?
We are not the true predator in this situation

>>26725968
>Share info on Roy.
We don't want Rich retaliating by sabotaging Fluffy time.

>>26725968
>Share info on Roy.

>>26725968
>>Press for more!
>>Embarass him further.

>>26725968
>Press for more!
also add,
"um, where is Miho at?" make an active look around the store. call her up if you don't see her.

>>26726048
>>26726079
THAT should be Rose's right. he's her twin brother and all.

>>26726048
>Share info on Roy.
Distraction Ho!

>>26725968
>Press for more!
>Where did Miho go?
We should at least find out where she is in the shop. Maybe share some faux sappy story about us and Rose.

Should we just not break the news to Richard and get the entire club in on the joke?

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>>26725968
>Press for more!
>Embarass him further.
We should motion Miho to come over to add to the embarrassment.

>>26725968
>>Press for more!
>>Embarass him further.

Oh God the Yukarifags have lost it again.

>>26726311
Why are all the Garupans so good?!

>>26725968
>Press for more!
>Embarass him further.

>>26725968
>>Press for more!
>>Embarass him further.

Trolling her twin brother is Rose's right and no other's.

>>26725968
>>Press for more!
>>Embarass him further.

>>26726342
I get the feeling we're going to be magnificently counter-trolled by Rose or Miho before this is all said in done

>>26725968
>Press for more!
>Embarass him further.

Yessss

>>26726357
that is how the game is played then. there will be more time for trolling after we take on Saunders

>>26726335
You're thinking of Roy, who's with a 9-10/10 right now.

"Oh yeah..." You say, slowly coming out of a bout of laughter. "He's probably told you a ton of stories from when we were growing up." You need something more than comedy, as hilarious as his mother calling your grandfather is, you need something truely devestating. "I'm always just so surprised at how sensitive he is sometimes..." You sigh. "I just wish I was as open with my emotions as he is sometimes..."

Saori smiles lovingly at your driver. "Oh I know!" Richard maintains a carefully neutral face- he absolutely knows what you're doing at this point. "Just this afternoon he told me how he used to cry at the end of Land Before Time..." Saori looks back over at you and Rose, allowing your driver a single twitch of the eye to signify just how badly this is starting to go for him.

For your part, you're able to keep a straight face. "Oh, I'm not surprised at all..."

Saori lights up. "Why don't you guys come sit over here?" She says cheerfully. "That way we don't have to yell across the restaurant at each other!"

>"Thank you! We'll do that!"
>"Oh, we don't want to intrude on your alone time..."
>Seriously, she was just in here.

>>26726450
>>"Oh, we don't want to intrude on your alone time..."
>>>seriously she was just in here.
STEALTH PSEUDO-GERMAN

>>26726450
>"Thank you! We'll do that!"
We're going to die

>>26726450
>Seriously, she was just in here.
The curious case of a teleporting Miho.

>>26726450
>Seriously, she was just in here.

>>26726450
>>"Thank you! We'll do that!"
THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY THAT THIS COULD GO WRONG NUH UHH SHUT UP

>>26726450
>"Oh, we don't want to intrude on your alone time..."
we press too hard, it'll blow up on us. besides
>Seriously, she was just in here.
this worries me. BACK UP AND FIND HER! a loose Miho is a dangrous Miho. we have her cel number, right?

>>26726450
You think Miho knows stuff about us? She was there when our Grandfather told stories about us.

>Seriously, she was just in here.

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I see no problems with the current course of action.

>>26726450
>"Oh, we don't want to intrude on your alone time..."
>Seriously, she was just in here.

Rose... hey.... ROSE... WE MAY HAVE A PROBLEM.

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>>26726450
>"Thank you! We'll do that!"
>Seriously, she was just in here.

>>26726318
not really as I doubt they'd want a blow up that can be mistaken as something else to the poor girl. This is the Mihofags' show right now.

SHE'S TAKING PICTURES ISN'T SHE
SHE'S GOING TO BLACKMAIL US ISN'T SHE

SHE'LL GIVE THEM TO YUKARI IF WE DON'T BECOME HER ETERNAL SLAVE

WAY TOO FUCKING TACTICAL MIHO

>>26724814
I FUCKING CALLED THIS

>>26726450
>"Oh, we don't want to intrude on your alone time..."

>>26726450
>We don't want to intrude.
EJECT

>>26726543
I WARNED YOU BRO I WARNED YOU!

>>26726493
>>26726497
>>26726523
>>26726543
spaghetti and chaos EVERYWHERE!

We gotta abort guys oh shit if
>Seriously, she was just in here.
Isn't BlackJack giving us a hint that oh shit Miho up in this bitch then I don't know what is.

>>26726450

>Seriously, she was just in here.

"By any chance have either of you seen Miho? She was going to meet us here...."

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>No time for door; Through the window!

>>26726450
>>Seriously, she was just in here.

I'm imaging MC's face as all the voices in his head begin to panic about Miho disappearing.

>>26726450
>>Seriously, she was just in here.
ABORTABORTABORTABORT

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>>26726700

>>26726660
Sixth Sense just went off.

ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>26726450
>>"Thank you! We'll do that!"
>>"Oh, we don't want to intrude on your alone time..."


If Miho WERE to take blackmail pictures of us...

Well, it wouldn't go over well with a certain loader, now would it?

I mean, everyone involved will know it's a joke,

but would she?

Miho wouldn't do that to her favourite loader, who thinks nothing but the highest of her?

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>>26726450
>"Oh, we don't want to intrude on your alone time..."
Well, in Oorai they say - that the Russell's Gaijin heart understood Japan that day.

Also if we can't see Miho she's behind us.

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>>26726744
3 seconds too late.

>>26726745
Hard to tell considering what Russels has been doing (trying to indriectly troll one of her new firends just because she's dating one of ours, pretending to go out with some other girl, etc)

If we make it out of this unscathed, it means God's taken pity on our miserable souls.

BlackJack post

>>26726934
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>>26726956

>>26726956
Okay...

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>>26726956

Miho's missing- and you've learned from previous experience that when you can't see Miho, it's because she doesn't want to be seen and probably has you exactly where she wants you. You need to find her before- well you aren't sure what'll happen but it can't be good...

Rose looks at you and notices you glancing around the room. "Oh, we wouldn't want to get in the middle of you two!" She says. "I know you guys need your time together, just like me and Russells..." She looks over at you. "What's wrong?"

You smile. "Oh, just looking for the bathroom!" You lie, catching Richard's eye. He knows something is wrong.

You excuse yourself and head for the bathrooms, convieniently around the corner and out of view of the tables- you start looking around for your fellow Commander. "Miho?"

"Commander! Over here!" Your head snaps around to see her and you hurry over.

>"Where have you been?"
>"Miho- we've been getting good stuff from Saori!"
>Other.

>>26727009
>Other.
I know you've been planning something, what's up?

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>>26727009
>>"Miho- we've been getting good stuff from Saori!"

>>26727009
>"Miho- we've been getting good stuff from Saori!"
If things keep up the way they are, we'll have enough dirt to make a garden.
>Proceed to bathroom

>>26727009
>>"Miho- we've been getting good stuff from Saori!"
She looks like she may have something to say too.

>>26727009
>>"Miho- we've been getting good stuff from Saori!"

>>26727025
This

*cough cough* I THINK BLACK JACK'S DEAD!

>>26727578

Thread died before I did :P

Back to writing.

>>26727578
He was waiting for more votes, but he's writing now.

You immediately grin as you walk up to her. "Where have you been? You should hear some of the stuff we've gotten Saori to say-" You're positively giddy. "Richard cried at the end of Land Before Time!" You say, holding in a laugh.

"Land Before what?" She says blinking. "Anyway- I've got an idea..." She says, grinning with uncharacteristic malice.

"Oh? What is it?" You say, leaning against the wall and watching for any unwanted attention. Richard knows things are up, and he'll likely try to get away from the table at the first opportunity. Hopefully Rose could delay that.

Miho smiles. "You trust me?" She says.

>"...Miho, what are you planning?"
>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"
>Other.

>>26727628
>>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"

>>26727628
>I trust you. What do you need me to do?

THERE IS NO BRAKES

>>26727628
>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"
She's either going to kiss or or she's going to attack us

>>26727628
>other

"I trust you. What's the plan?"

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>>26727628
>>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"
>>26727652

>>26727628
>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"
I hope it [the keikaku] comes with an escape route attached.

>>26727628
>"I trust you like I trust a fox. Go on."

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>>26727628
>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"

*shenanigans intensifies*

>>26727628
>"...Miho, what are you planning?"
We kinda need to assess whether this plan only affects the intended target, gets us along with Rich, or burns everything with no regard for consequences.

>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"

>>26727740

She's a woman, son... "burns everything with no regards for consequences" is genetically encoded!

>>26727628
>"...Miho, what are you planning?"
Not that it matters. The Long War must be fought.

>>26727628
>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"

Our revenge is nigh Richard.

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>>26727628
>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"

I'm kind of expecting once it emerges we were messing with them that Richard will tell Saori we had a date with Yukari and spread it to the entire club.

>>26727710
God damn it really bugs me how out of time the student council's bobbing is.

>>26727882
If not worse: one good screw over deserves another. In other wise Richard will pop up during our date with Yukari to muck it up to return the favor.

>>26727628
>"..What are you planning, you wicked little girl?"

>>26727949
Meh, maintain OPSEC and all will be well.

>"I trust you. What do you need me to do?"

>>26727628

Man, since when did Miho turn into such a troll?

Not that I disapprove...

>>26728003
Our bad influence, no doubt

Hey guys, which Arty is more fun: Hummel or Birch Gun?

>implying I'll ever have the gold lying around for more garage slots

>>26728003

Since the day she stopped moping about "failing" the pathetic excuse for a human being that birthed her, and started enjoying her life!

>>26728027
Neither, arty has nofun

>>26728003
When Russel told her to embrace her inner tanker and not be a total doormat

You look at Miho. She's already smarter than you, and she's been learning to embrace her inner Hellion simply by being around you. Do you trust her? "Right. What do you need me to do?" You say, looking her in the eye. She's got a plan- let's see how she does in the shenanigan department. "And my trust is hard to earn- this better be good!"

She smiles. "I just need you to go back in there and act natural. I'll handle everything else."

You look at her. "What's your angle? I need more than that!"

"You'll see, Commander Russells. And I think you'll probably enjoy it." You're suddenly not entirely sure about this- Miho's smart, but she's inexperienced in this level of friendtrolling.

>"Alright, just don't do anything you'll regret."
>"I'm not sure about this... I need to know what to expect!"
>Other.

>>26728154
>>"Alright, just don't do anything you'll regret."
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN

>>26728154
>"Alright, just don't do anything you'll regret."

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>>26728154
>"Alright, just don't do anything you'll regret."

Miho channeling her inner Anzu! What could possibly go wrong? And who thought shenaniganing friends was more important than recruiting Nekota anyway?

>>26728154
>>"Alright, just don't do anything you'll regret."
fuck it, lets do it

>>26728154
Miho wants to see someone embarassed and we're a valid target.

>"Alright, just don't do anything you'll regret."

Fuck it let's roll with it.

>>26728154
>"Alright, just don't do anything you'll regret."

Oh fuck here we go.

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TOG is love, TOG is life

>>26728154
>>"Alright, just don't do anything you'll regret."

It's not like she's totally gonna make a scene like something out of some tacky melodrama, right?

>>26728205

Eh, she could do much worse...

>>26728201
Easy 8 was here
Tog is a loser

Smell ya later

>>26728205
Inb4 she comes up and kisses us in the middle of talking with everyone.

>>26728212

17pdr and 1400hp says hi.

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>>26728201

>>26728212
TOG eats your Easy 8 for breakfast.

>>26728222

>RDDT

U W0T M8 I'LL GLASS U ROIT IN THE GABBER U CUNT.

FOOKIN REDDIT FAGS.

>>26728181
nearly everyone in the thread apparently.

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>>26728241
ho shit, never noticed the clan emblem before, thanks.

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>>26728222
>>26728279
Improved version! Over 30 years in paint.

>>26728181

We can always get her later. Relationship hijinks is an assured winner when pitted against most choices that aren't immediately vital.

Just because we can't get a harem ending doesn't mean Miho can't

>>26728447
what about randurr hijinks?

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[TOGs intensifies]

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>>26728477
Is it WoT bragging time?

>>26728361
Yo, isn't that pretty disrespectful to the original artist of the picture though?

>>26728509

>RDDT

>Disrespect


>Implying you can respect something so abhorrent and cancerous.

>>26728509
This is the internet. Who in their right mind would give a fuck?

>>26728154
>>"Alright, just don't do anything I'll regret."

>>26728534
Not that dude, but I do. I'm not gonna get all mad about it, but it is pretty rude. If you don't care so much, then just don't care, don't try to hide behind muh internet

>>26728550
>Not that dude
Yeah, you're totally that dude.

>>26728525
Disregarding the fact of the shitty RDDT tag, someone put a lotta time into that image and editing it without permission just seems way disrespectful.

>>26728534
What >>26728550 said, ain't mad, just bothered. I'm an artist-type myself and stuff like this is annoying because just cause yer work is on the net doesn't make it magically okay to fuck with that artist's work without their permission. Granted, I guess you totally could cause there's no feasible way to stop you, but it's still rude.

>>26728561
No, he's really, really not.

>>26728637

And the artist is a redditfag, and therefore a tumor on the internet.

Remove upvote.

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>>26728493
Remove burger from the premises.

world of tanks is shit.

Miho is the team captain. She's shown herself to be capable and intelligent. If you can't trust her, who can you trust? "Right. JUst... don't overdo it. Don't do anything you're going to regret." You say, giving her a nod as you walk back over to the table from the "bathroom."

"...and he says the cutest things when he's asleep, too! What about Russells?" Saori says before taking a bit of her lemon hetzer- their cakes had been brought out while you were gone. It was actually a pretty fair approximation of a Jadgpanzer 38t. You guess it's lemon flavored.

"I'm back!" You say, cheerfully interrupting Rose before she can stab you in the back. "That looks great!" You say, sitting down and snaking a piece off Richard's plate before he can say something.

Before you can get comfortable, though, Miho floats out from the other dining room. "Oh! There you two are!" She immediately takes a seat at the table, on the other side of you from Rose. "Was wondering where you were, saw you come out of the bathroom!" Then Miho leans her head on your shoulder. "So what did you order?"

You nearly choke. Richard actually does choke- coughing out a piece of cake.

>AJHDGFKSUDH!
>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!
>Other.

>>26728730
>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!

IT'S POKER FACE TIME!

>>26728736

Your mom is shit

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>>26728730
>>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!

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>>26728736
K.

>>26728730
>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!
st-stay on target

>>26728756
>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!
STAY
ON
TARGET

>>26728756
>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!
Gee billy, why does your QM let you have TWO dates?

>>26728730
>>26728756

>>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

THE ONLY THING THAT COULD MAKE THIS BETTER IS IF SHE CALLED YUKARI TO GET HER IN ON THE JOKE

>>26728772

They came from behind!

>>26728756
>and he says the cutest things when he's asleep, too!
...We're too late. They've crossed the lewd threshhold

>>26728756
Holy shit Saori, you two moved fast.

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>>26728756
>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!
>Rachel
No use crying over spilled milk, BJ.

>>26728756
>"WARRGGGRULLPHPT!"

>>26728782
oh god.
oh my god. we've bitten off far more than we can chew here

>>26728782

Your mind is limited, true deviousness would be calling ALL THE GARUPANS to join in the shaming!

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>>26728756
>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!
PERFECTLY
CALM

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What could go wrong?

>>26728756
>>AJHDGFKSUDH!

We've been holding back spaghetti for at least three encounters now. It's time the dam bursts.

>>26728851
Our spaghetti is saved for legitimate encounters, not the battlefield

>>26728851
Nah gotta keep it in check until the movie tonight, then it spills out in a self-sustaining spaghetti reaction.

>>26728756
>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!

Keep her steady! Stay on target!

>>26728776
>>26728772
>>26728894

THEY'RE COMING IN TOO CLOSE!

Oh god Saori must be so confused right now

>>26728756
>Other
>Put arms around Miho and Rose

>>26728964
eyyyyyyyy

>>26728942
Or she might get it in her head to take her relationship to another level and pull Hana along for the ride.

>>26728964

Remaining time amongst the liiving: minimal!

>>26728964
....Oh god yes

>>26728964

If you want maximum lewd, simply hold whichever hand is closest.

The lewd displayed will overload all Nipponese within the vicinity.

>>26729040
hold both hands

>>26729044

Hey man, we only wanna make everyone uncomfortable, not be thrown on Carrier Jail because we performed lewd acts in public.

>>26728910
STAY ON TARGET!

>>26728756
>Roll with it- Miho's got a plan!

>>26729060
>Carrier Jail
It's the brig, anon. No jails on ships.

>>26728964
Let's do ittt.

>>26729130
It would still be run by the naval studies girls, right?
Man, Japan must have a fucking insane defense force in GuPverse, what with all the psuedomillitary training they give their children

>>26728964

Fucking this!

THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THE LEWD TRAIN

>>26729177
...wait, wasn't this when they were at the site of the nationals? Different tank cafe?

>>26729177
Oh god. Maho's going to murder us.

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>>26729195
There's more than one of them?
Well now I feel all kinds of silly.

>>26729201

Nah, she'd have to go through Rose first. Considering their personalities, they'd be at each other's throats in seconds.

>>26729209
episode 5, it's both after the tournament bracket draw and it's not on the school ship itself

>>26729177
...that looks like Arisa.
Oh god, Saunders with a T95.

...She's turning you an Rose's faux relationship into an 'open relationship'. You blink- you really had no clue Miho had this in her. You're actually a bit scared at how quickly she's taken to this.

Glancing up at you, Miho smiles and snuggles her head onto your shoulder. "Well, whatever you ordered, I'm sure it'll be great!"

You look over the table at Saori and Richard. Saori has stopped moving completely while Richard lower jaw seems to have come unhinged and is hanging at a comical angle. There's only one thing you can do at this point:

You stretch out your arms and put them around both Rose and Miho, with an easy grin- most natural thing in the world, Richard.

Then Miho picks her head up off your shoulder. "You're so nice to treat us to cake like this, Russell-kun."

And then she plants one on your cheek and you brain does the thinking equivelent of hitting a brick wall at highway speeds.

>>26729230
Alright, withdrawn.

>>26729250
>And then she plants one on your cheek and you brain does the thinking equivelent of hitting a brick wall at highway speeds.
You and me both, MC. You and me both. Holy shit.

Next time on Girld und Panzer Quest

>OH GOD WHAT THE JUST HAPPENED.
>WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?
>WARRGHL

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>>26729250
Anyone have a goat to sacfrice? I think we're going to need all the help we can get to minimize the fall out.

>>26728216
I FUCKING CALLED IT

I was expecting a kiss, but I should have expected her to go all-out

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>>26729250

>>26729268

Looks like the Fluffy Goddess has a serious rival here...

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Welp.
Cant say I didnt see that coming.
Not bad.

>>26729353
It seems Miho's fans are tactical masterminds in their own right.

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>>26729353
I had almost given up hope.
It's not really fair for all the other Garupans when going up against tank-nerd-bait Yukari.

>>26729402

Good, good... Now to replace Rose with Yukari, and we don't even need to pretend anymore!

>>26729438
I wouldn't exactly consider this an evening, just Miho's fans taking advantage of the flow.

>>26729268
Oh man, I was onboard the fluffy train, but now I'm a Miho fan too. Which to choose?

PLANEFAAA- I mean, BLACKJACCCCCCCCKKKKKK

all we have to do is bring Yukari a cake of a rare tank or something, and all is good

Maybe in future, we should drop a line over in the Girls und Panzer thread over on /a/ to see if we get any more participants.

>>26729483

Why not both?

>>26729559
oh god, please do not do that

ever

>>26729559
we don't need any more retards in this thread.

>>26729606
Because we don't want to screw up and get the NICE BOAT ending.

>>26729749

Agreed on that, we need to work on the HAREM BOAT ending, dammit!

>>26729769
But the problem is if that's even possible. And if we screw it up, we'll wind up with NICE BOAT.

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>>26729614
It's too late.
They're already here.

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>>26729268
AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GET OFF THE TRAIN WHEN YOU HAVE THE CHANCE!

WE COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS.

Who am I kidding? We wouldn't have even if we knew what we were getting into.