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>>26824098
Rest physically but put our mental effort into advancing our necromancy skills. I want to raise fleshy things, not only skeletons.

>>26824098
Consider useful spells to create.

>>26824270

That's your job

>>26824270
As suggestions, some sort of new undead summon for an incorporeal variety, and maybe some kind of spell to siphon life energy into ourselves as we seem to be getting hurt a bunch.

Yeah, we need to figure what spells we make.

I want at least one of them to involve painful bloody death.

>>26824305
We have a spell literally called death.
Just do it slowly if you want it to be painful.
New spells should cover new territory.

Oh and OP can you post the spell list again?

>>26824300
Some sort of life drain spell, to steal someone's life force for ourselves

You need protection, try to asemble back mace-skelleton and train him to be a suitable adventurer-tank partner.

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>>26824264

>>26824362
We covered some ideas last night I think, one involving putting him on a chariot drawn by skelefoxes and the other being grafting him onto a centaur skeleton.

>>26824377
make these two spells
>>26824301

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>>26824345

>>26824377
Seems that is time to flesh up mace skelleton for the tanky needs of our adventures.

>>26824377
This >>26824382
Our personal bone chariot, but I'd rather have it drawn by horse skeletons. To impress the ladies you know.

>>26824377
>personality as you require
Let's make a paranoid skeleton

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>>26824396

Rolled 3

>>26824446
Please not again.

Rolled 13

>>26824462
pls stop

Rolled 18

>>26824446
please no

>>26824483
F YEAH

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>>26824462
Ok that's it. First i broke some ribs and now this.
I will not be rolling any dice in these threads anymore.

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>>26824462

I love you bastards.

>>26824509
You have a problem. You should atone to the dice gods.

Rolled 5

>>26824522
NO REASON TO STOP THE SHITSHOW

Rolled 12

>>26824522
KEEP GOING NO FEAR

>>26824532
ahahah

>>26824532
>5
>book explodes

Rolled 14

>>26824532
I'm getting too old for this shit.

>>26824526
Do you think sacrificing a goat while smearing myself with a mixture of herbs and blood will be enough?

>>26824532
HA! At least it wasn't me this time!

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>>26824532

Rolled 10

>>26824570
better make it a virgin, just to be safe.

>>26824587
Lets make Skullmace into something stronger! The dice are hot!

>>26824587
Flesh up mace skelettonnnn, we need a fucking tank.

>>26824604
>>26824610
Oh yeah! Time to roll. Theres no way this could go wrong.

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>>26824604

Rolled 16, 13, 12 = 41

>>26824638
LETS RUIN THIS SHIT

>>26824638
Gee Billy, 3 d20?!
This opens up so many new and exciting possibilites for failure!

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>>26824653
Based dice gods

Rolled 11, 13, 6 = 30

Let's do this.

Rolled 14, 16, 8 = 38

>>26824638
HUEHUEHUE

Damnit

>>26824653

>>26824738
Shit I took the wrong post. Do you guys want a rewrite?

>>26824759
Nope I'm good. But whatever I just want to get on with it.

>>26824759
no thanks

>>26824759
The dice gods have granted us their mercy for the first time in, well, ever. Let's roll with it.

>>26824759
we are good.

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>>26824738

Sorry guys. Chance is chance. I am a bastard.

>>26824759
No. We're good. Or I am at least.

>>26824800
Show him the place. You couldn't make any mental links so maybe friendship will fill the gap.

>>26824800
Better make friendly then. How intelligent it's he?

>>26824800
I'm ok with that.
And that >>26824848 too

>>26824800
If we can make an addition to him that makes him more loyal do that. If not figure out a way to kill him if he hets out of hand

>>26824800
It's better than a string of 1s.

Let's point out to him that his best interests still lie in working with us. We can keep him maintained, kitted out, supplied and so on.

Now, let's go scout out that Alliance place. Make some tiny zombie rats and crows, sneak them into the place. See if we can find out more about who makes and maintains those antimagic zones and if there's a way to disable them so that we can overrun the town with our skeletal army.

>>26824800
ride on his shoulders

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>>26824962
Damn I need to proof read these. I've been writing for 20 out of 30 hours.

>>26824962
I think it should be emphasized to never touch the merchandise, and maybe we can think of teaching it some basics in stealth, like disguising, who knows, with all that flesh business, maybe he can steal faces, that'd be cool.

>>26824962
Make a mental note to research dispelling in the future in case he ever goes crazy. Out loud inquire about exactly what he needs.

>>26824962
this
>>26824891

>>26825019
this

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>>26825043

>>26825108
This please.
>>26825019

>>26825108
Again, I really think we should tell the sociopathic monstrosity that asked for flesh and bone not to take that from all the fleshy and bony prostitutes we have in our mansion.

>>26825108
these two
>>26825017
>>26825019
It's like we're really turning into a proper necromancer!

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>>26825138

Also, just throwing this out there but we may or may not become the sole source of morality for Skullmace Jr. as I've just dubbed him in my head canon, so let's not have ourselves get into situations where he "Learnt it by watching us."

>>26825237
A bone of course. Something small, finger bone or something, carried as an amulet.

>>26825272
Roll a D20

>>26825237
Hm. Well I suppose it's time to see what our monstrosity can do.

Let's see if we can drum up some sort of adventure to fight in the local tavern, (maybe a cavern of bandits or the like) and send in our army led by Mr. Flesh & Bone.

>>26825237
put the repel flesh spell in a dagger

Rolled 3

>>26825286
What could possibly go wrong?

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>>26825270
>mfw Skullmace Jr. learns how to get his bones crushed while fucking monster girls

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>>26825323
My sides have left orbit

Rolled 9

>>26825237
Appoint him General Skull-Mace, our second in command.

>>26825323
Fuck

>>26825323
Really?

Wait guys, it's not the first roll, it's the first even or 3rd odd number, let's just not fuck up the next one.

Rolled 11

>>26825398

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>>26825323

>>26825398

No I asked for that roll to go with the suggestion.

Bad luck. Seriously. Dice Gods Mad.

So is Skull-Mace,

>>26825398
Too late fucker

Rolled 5

>>26825414
OH GOD TELEPORT AWAY.

OUT IN FRONT OF BROTHEL

CALL SKELETON ARMY TO STOP IT

>>26825414
Tell him to calm the fuck down.
This magic shit is pretty damn hard sometimes, and we messed it up, but we didn't mean to hurt him. If he listens, appoint him as our General. If not, I guess we lead him outside and try to get our skeletons to kill him.

>>26825414
Run. Get our skeletons to help us kill him and make sure the whores stay safe

>>26825452
Fuck

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>>26825452

>>26825452
We've never casted the shadow meld spell, did we have to roll on it or not?

Rolled 4

>>26825492
Try to reason with him. He's intelligent and he's much better off to us alive.

Rolled 11

>>26825492
Talk him down. Shield ourselves, but don't attack. This is just a spellcasting botch. We weren't attacking him. It's just a magical accident. Chill out.

>>26825507
THE DICE GODS HAVE FORSAKEN US!

We seriously have to stop trying to talk down the murder machine, it's not going to work, we can't even say no to the bitches.

>>26825492
create the illusion of wall of fire between the two of you

>>26825511
When will you fucker learnt the rules?
Last I checked 7 was an uneven number.

Rolled 10

>>26825515
We spent massive amounts of work on our murder-machine, we're not just smashing him up. Although we should maybe try our mind control spells?

>>26825532
Well all that work will still be for nothing if he kills us, won't it?

Rolled 16

>>26825520
forgot roll

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>>26825510

>>26825532
We can build a new one that's loyal to us. We can't let this one survive considering how much damage it can do to us.

Rolled 6

>>26825569
He's got a basically human mind, right? Would mind control spells work on him?

Rolled 3

>>26825589
Mind control that bitch.

Rolled 3

>>26825569
I concur with >>26825589

>>26825605
I'm done rolling. I'm done. I swear.

Rolled 12

>>26825569
try repel flesh a few more times, it hurts him

>>26825612
...... seriously what the hell, /tg/ dice?

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>>26825612

Rolled 12

>>26825569
Alright, I'm thinking dark energy shackling to the ground, then death via brain-splosion. I mean it'd cut down how much we'd have to reconstruct.

Rolled 14

>>26825569
Use mind control
Failing that, use telekinesis to chuck shit at him

>>26825620
>>26825629
>>26825634
Hey guys, great plans, and even better rolls! Do you suppose next time you could hurry up with those posts?

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>>26825612
I am having so much fun visualizing this fight by the way.

>>26825642
If the dice gods want us to die we will die.

Rolled 4

>>26825713
resist flesh followed by fleeing
Where the fuck are our skeletons?

Rolled 10

>>26825629
All right, let's try my plan now, and I've given my dues to the dice gods today, so hopefully this'll work, for now though just the shackling part.

Rolled 4

>>26825713
Cast illusion of a ring of fire around him

Rolled 8

>>26825713
bring the original skull-mace back to help you fight this moustrosity. The original will prevail over the imitation.

>>26825754
Do you mean repel flesh?

>>26825754
OH COME ON

>>26825778
Yes, not that it matters now

>>26825754
Really? Is everyone here rolling dice with a maximum of 20?

>>26825800
Welcome to /tg/ dice, they hand out tough love.

>>26825800
I rolled the 3 for mind-control and I was definitely rolling a d20. I guess some of these guys might be using the "hidden extra characters in the dice field" trick but if they were doing that they'd be rolling a max of a 1 or a 2, not a 4.

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>>26825754

>>26825829
Oh well, we'll just have to live with it.
On a different note I vote for destroying everything we create if it isn't loyal to us.

Rolled 16

>>26825880
Somehow try this
>>26825775

>>26825889
Disregarded. Skull Mace 1.0 is a pile of bones in a forest.

Rolled 5

>>26825755
Alright, just one more shot here, shackle him and then just have the skellies beat the tar out of his head, and only the head.

Rolled 16

>>26825880
run the fuck away, it can't catch us on 3 legs

>>26825918
God damn it all.

Rolled 10

>>26825880
Create an illusion of multiple Necromancers like yourself.

Rolled 5

>>26825918
hahah I can't belive it.

>>26825918
I am kinda speechless right now.

>>26825918
Not a reply, doesn't count.

This does: >>26825928

>>26825945
oh thank fuck

>>26825945
I have no complaints at all with this.

>>26825945
Thank god for small points of contention.

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>>26825928

It's only right since I fucked you over similarly. Blindly sticking to the initial rules works for me in terms of fairness.

I think after this we should go back to intercourse as our main activity. We clearly suck at fighting.

Rolled 3

>>26826001
Fuck this shit.

Mind control.

>>26826023
I'll stop. I'm sorry.

Rolled 6

>>26826023
pffffffhahahahahahaha

>>26826015
That or make things hilariously overwhelming, so we have a bunch of broken and pointy bones surrounding him from the smashed up skellies, could we just stab him via telekinesis with those?

Rolled 8

>>26826015
We still roll 1s and get bashed around while having sex, you know. We just get longer to heal in between failures.

>>26826001
Mind control.

Rolled 6

>>26826001
use Death on skull mace
dont think it will work but fuck it

>>26826041
Dice gods pls

Well I have a feeling we're going to miss horribly and kill an alraune.

GUYS WHAT IF. GUYS LISTEN. GUYS WHAT IF. WHAT IF THIS IS THE RESULT OF WHATEVER WAS IN THE DART WE GOT IN THE JESTER CAVE?

the jester must be laughing at our demise right now.

Rolled 13

>no-one rolls more than 10 in this thread

>>26826086
That sounds ludicrously plausible.

Rolled 17

>>26826088
Test roll.

>>26826086
We had shit luck before the dart, so unless it was a time traveling dart, we're just really fucking bad at rolling.

>>26826088
We had 3 good rolls when making Skullmace at the very least.

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>>26826123
What?

>>26826130
>The only time you succeed on a roll is when creating the monster that is now killing the fuck out of you.

Rolled 12, 15 = 27

>>26826141
Spam mind control until it works!

>>26826148
It was me making a test roll. Just out of curiosity.

>>26826155
Well if he survives I think he'll go on to have a great career as a boogeyman.

Rolled 9

One of two actions: overclock the phantom carrot with energy and try to make it explode in his face

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>>26826168

Rolled 19

>>26826168
You see guys? The fucking jester is behind all of this. He can't have fun with us death, right? He want's us alive so we can suffer. This fucker gotta pay.

>>26826175
No that was me expressing incredulity at the fact that you got a 17 on something that didn't count

This makes me wonder what sort of insanity our teacher had, he must have been insanely meticulous, considering how spell casting on the fly has gone for us so far, maybe remembering a few habits of his would do us good.

>>26826220
Would people please stop rolling dice when it doesn't count? It's painful to see these high rolls.

This is the most entertaining thread I've been in for months.

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>>26826168

>>26826243
That means a lot, thanks.

>>26826265
Life python.

>>26826265
Call skeles. If any are left, have them go down there are tear it apart, piece by piece.

I want to make sure 10 times over.

Also cast health python.

>>26826265
Try to find Elyria before you pass out. Also we're out of combat so we don't need to roll right?

Rolled 18

>>26826265
fuck it

>>26826265
We need to make something with that body. We should take some time and try again, but this time we better not fuck up. We should put measures in place to make sure we can handle it if shit goes wrong.

Be sure to archive and vote on the threads by the way guys. If you want notification of a new thread: @tgtextadventure

>>26826298
No more rolls needed until the next challenge.

>>26826298
This and our healing python.

(Is this a reference to the asclepius rod btw?)

Rolled 19

>>26826320
Do we ever level up or something like that?

>>26826336
Ups, sorry, I forgot to delete the roll command.

>>26826325
I hadn't thought of that, but I think it was mostly due to our possible dislexia at the rate that we fail at spell casting and trying to make the life syphon spell.

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>>26826289
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

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>>26826336
>19

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>>26826298

>>26826448
Fuck it, lets study the fuck out of fleshcrafting while we still heal up more in bed and then make ourselves a creature of fuck you and death.

>>26826448
Edward Elric that bone arm. The dagger was getting boring and is never used.

>>26826476

Edward elric?

>>26826476
Cut it off and we will try to replace it with something better, like phantom carrots.

>>26826448
Okay let's get to a safe place if were not already. From there we need to find out where everyone is and if they feel like joining the resistance you are now the leader of.

>>26826448
well fuck...
We examine our body for damages

Also, I didn't read the first thread, what's our relationship with Elyria?

>>26826490
Get the knife.
Stick it in the arm.

We alchemist now.

>>26826505

Murdered her family without her knowledge, offered her a servants life since she had nothing left. Fucked her a couple times.

>>26826490
the guy from fullmetal. Probably trying to say this >>26826499

>>26826490
He's saying in weeb-speak to replace your arm with a metal, mechanical equivalent, possibly made of the dagger, sadly we're incredibly inept at metallurgy most likely, I mean we can't even do the necromancy we trained a decade to do.

>>26826500
500. Does that count as special or something?

>>26826505
Oh, you know, the usual stuff.

We murdered a bunch of dryads, left their grove, came back to turn them into undead, found Elyria burying them, and demanded she follow us as a loyal servant.

She's fucked us since then, shit was so cash.

Oh also she doesn't know about the whole 'murdered your sisters' thing.

>>26826505
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN THE ELYRIA FAPFIC.

STAT.

>>26826448
Swear a lot

>>26826490
>>26826522
Metal a shit. Use bone for arm knife.

>>26826505
Assistant/friend with benefits/ticking time bomb.

Hold on a tic. Why the fuck aren't we under arrest?

Where the fuck are we?

Did we ever get to casting that healing python spell?

Rolled 15

I think it will be better if we focus on practicing and improving the ethereal spell and try to create an ethereal arm replacement.
what do you guys think?

>>26826572
Time bomb? All the witnesses have been long gone, the last one was the original Skullmace and he's apparently pretty dead... again.

>>26826591
This is definitely a hell of a lot cooler.
I second this.

>>26826591
Sounds like a plan.

>>26826602
Well actually now that I think of it, there's still George, the skull that we have on our belt.

>>26826544
An Elyria fapfic you say?

>>26826591
If we can use it to invisie kill enemies, then this is fucking awesome, thirding

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>>26826476

Sorry guys this isn't a democracy. Just got to get lucky with postcounts.

>>26826591
Etheral arm? Sounds awesome, maybe we can rip hearts out with it, our souls.

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>>26826626
Here

>>26826630
And NOW we turn it etheral.

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>>26826649

How about some 'flower power?'

Rolled 8

>>26826630
we can still have an ethereal hand at the top of it, go for it, man! Ethereal study time

>>26826630
we gotta get some more skeletons
most of ours were killed in the fight

>>26826630
Okay, now we need to deal with the goddamn Alliance. First, we need to find a way to disrupt their antimagic. Do we know anything about that jazz?

>>26826668
Ethereal hand over bone knife spike
It'll make a useful surprise weapon

>>26826668
Oh boy, I'm ready to see the ethereal carrot hand that comes out of this.

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>>26826668

>>26826719
Status on our situation!

Elyria! Why weren't you arrested?

>>26826719
Research anti-antimagic countermeasures.

Rolled 12

>>26826719
Good enough. I say we return to the cave and try to get some more book for knowledge and bonus in bone-necromancy rolls

>>26826667
Damn that was good. Thanks man.

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>>26826761
Wait, why would we go back to the Jester's cave if we've gone through it already? Why are we just waltzing around in public if they have guards posted everywhere that are prepared to hang us on a stake and burn us?

>>26826799
Not that cave. The cave we started in. I assume.

>>26826769
The thing is we can get more of that if we actually advance the quest. So get to it.

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>>26826761

>>26826884
Ok, next we figure out where they took our alraunes and VERY stealthily try to find out what to do against those anti magic barriers they have.

Rolled 12

>>26826884
.... I have a terrible, terrible idea.

Let's go to the local bureaucrats, tell them we're an artificier, and ask them to let us help with the construction of the anti-magic barriers. Then we build a back-door into the barriers that lets us bypass them whenever we like.

>>26826943
We'd roll a critfail and somehow manage to made ourselves into an antimagic field or something.

>>26826884
Research antimagic countermeasures

Raise army.

I'm taking a break guys. Completely exhausted. I'll try to be back in an hour.

If not archive this and follow @tgtextadventure.

>>26826943
They're bureaucrats, they're going to ask for a license and everything, we don't have that sort of stuff, we have to find the nearest artificer, murder him, then take his stuff obviously, or just straight up jack artificer stuff, that seems like a good idea.

Rolled 8

>>26826961
I did say it was a terrible idea, for precisely that reason.
Investigating the anti-magic barriers and finding an easy way to sabotage them would probably be a better plan.

>>26826978
It was archived a little while ago

>>26827002
why are you still rolling, if i may ask?

>>26827048
He wants to doom us all obviously.

>>26826978
Well earned. take your time, one of the most fun quest I've been so far. Thank you.

Now that we have some time should we actually discuss tactics?

Of course everything we do is inevitably because we want to acquire more waifus but what should we do about the problems at hand?

>>26827209
I think we should go to ground. Stay in the forest and create an army of skeles, as well as some specialized stealth zombies (with a tight reign on control) to infiltrate and sabotage the empire's authority in the town.

>>26827209
>problems at hand
>at hand
>hand

Every comment past this one is gonna be a pun, ain't it?

>>26827268
We should find ways to bypass their anti magic stuff first. Then we can do what you said, I don't want to actually battle them in an open fight, we're not powerful enough for that yet. And we have to find out where our plants went.

>>26827313
I completely agree.

Oh let's check on that little village we helped at the start. Maybe they haven't been annexed yet.

>>26827268
Maybe we could inspect the body of our monstrosity to be able to recreate more of those. It seemed to be pretty good for stealt. I mean with being able to become half the size of you and stuff. But i don't think that well be able to see it again since alliance and such.

Also what >>26827330 says

I reckon this is a good chapter end.

I'm going to start a new thread and a new chapter when I come back. Just relaxing watching Firefly right now.

>>26827330
That is a great idea. Only downside would be if Elyria somehow decided she wants to go along. Then she'd find out that we killed her family and stuff, which would be awkward.

Of course, she hasn't been going anywhere with us for a long time, but that could change.

Next chapter:

>>26827639

It should be also good to remember and note somewhere the bonus we have so far:
+2 to flesh constructs
+2 to bone smith
+2 to raising dead.
Seems that we are going for some kind of necro-smith path.