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>>26847633
>Other.
"Thanks for inviting me over Yukari, this is fun"

>>26847633
>"So, got any more good movies after this?"
It's Das Fluffy

"So, got any more good movies after this?"

>>26847633
>"Wouldn't be all that much safer outside the tank either- the backblast would do a number on you!"
>"So, got any more good movies after this?"
Delicious Yukari

>>26847633
>Molest Fluffy Panzer

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>>26847633
>"So, got any more good movies after this?"

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>>26847633
TIME FOR TONKS!

>"Wouldn't be all that much safer outside the tank either- the backblast would do a number on you!"
also
>Other.
Snuggle with the fluffy one! and ask her about the idea of trying to gang press the WoT nerds into service for the I-go. i am SO not letting them go so easy, we must get them!

>>26847633

Oh boy, it's time!

>"So, got any more good movies after this?"

If she can't think of any, could we possibly recommend her a movie or three to watch?

>>26847633
>Other.
"Thanks for inviting me over Yukari, this is fun"
>"So, got any more good movies after this?"

>other
Thanks for inviting me Yukari, this is fun.

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>>26847633
>"So, got any more good movies after this?"

What happened to Yukari hitting on us?

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>>26847633
>"So, got any more good movies after this?"
It's going to be long fun night for both of us.

>>26848131
it just begun....

>>26848131
I think we're about to hit back. I think having a small timeskip before we get Russels to do so is a good thing: I do not believe Yukari would be comfortable with taking things quickly.

As a side note her parents are being remarkably chill about this given the normal xenophobia of most Japanese.

>>26848292
I think imploring a young man to at some point knock up your daughter at your first meeting goes a bit beyond chill.

>>26848292
Considering that Yukari is tanksexual, I think they're happy she's interested in ANY guy, even if it is just because of his Gaijin Power.

>>26847633
>"So, got any more good movies after this?"

>>26848292
i guess her parents see that idea that their probably unmarryable daughter found a good man with the pristege of owning and operating one of the most powerful and rarest tank that is allowed in Tankery games (and the potenchial wealth that goes with it) off sets the xenophobia and having half breed grandkids.

>>26848422
>one of the most powerful and rarest tank that is allowed in Tankery games
At the high school division.
College is cold-war stuff.
Professional is modern MBTs.

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>>26848422
Well, the thing is, marrying a gaijin isn't really a huge deal there as long as the personality's right.

But the kids have to deal with being different.

>>26848519

Is that an actual thing?

>>26848519
wait, what? there are a college and pro level tankery?

>>26848627
>>26848624
I thought it was just fanwank.

>>26848624
>>26848627
Purely speculation.

But hey, wouldn't it be interesting?

>>26848519
even so, our BlackJack is a rare model and is worth a ton of money.

>>26848519
wait. that isn't safe. cold war guns could penetrate the "super carbon lining" that protects the cabins, and modern MBT would cut though it like a hot knife though butter!

>>26848699
Keep in mind that cold war tanks have roughly equivalent armor to each other, as to modern MBTs.

Tungsten APFSDS rounds are mostly ineffective against western Rheinmetall L/44 120mm bearing tanks anyways, and we lack practical information on how Russian models fare.

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>>26848546
>Posting inferior half breeds
Do you even Jazz?

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>>26847633
a bit late...
TIME FOR TONKS!

>>26848775
>and we lack practical information on how Russian models fare.
Welp, time to buy a T-90 from India.

>>26848775
i can see that for U.S.A.'s tanks and Russia's tanks, but what about the armor thickness of rest of the world's tanks made during that time?

>>26848844
Do they really matter in the Cold war era?

>>26847633
damn it black jack! post already!

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>>26848792

YOU CALL THAT TIME FOR TONKS?

>>26848844
Most western tanks have armor with similar ratings.

The T-90 uses the same gun (2A46 125 mm gun) as the T-72 and its variant the Iraqis used, and it was completely combat ineffective.

The relatively silent turbine engine and night vision capabilities didn't hurt, either, but when it was hit (by enemy fire) the rounds did nothing.

>>26849174

You mean the Iraqi guns firing mild-steel training rounds?

And the fact that the T-90 is firing superior ammunition to the T-72, along with superior ATGMs.

You lean back against Yukari's bed. "Y'know, this is fun!" You say, looking over at the fluffy-haired loader. "Thanks for having me over!"

She smiles back over at you. "It's fine! I hardly ever get to have friends over, especially ones that enjoy tanks as much as me!" She says. YOu just barely detect a hint of... sadness?

"So, what movie did you have in mind next?" You say, stretching out a bit. All the running around looking for Roy and then Richard, preceded by the massive waterfight is starting to catch up to you. "Y'know, I've got some movies at my house- why don't you come over next time?"

"Oh! Which one?" She says, suddenly excited!

>"Ever seen Sahara?"
>"I've got Patton on DVD!"
>"I've always liked A Bridge Too Far."
>"Other."

>>26849195
Nope, they were shooting tungsten APFSDS.

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>>26849047
at least MY TONKS ARE REAL!

>>26849208
Rambo: 15 Number 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>26849208
Just start naming off movies we have until she lights up at the name of one, we'll watch that.

>>26849208

Band Of Brothers followed by Generation Kill?

Not exactly tank goodness, but still awesome.

Also, cuddle.

>>26849208

>"Ever seen Girls Und Panzer? It's about these high school kids who save their school by winning the championship."

Fucking Inception time.

>>26849209
They were shooting old, grossly-inferior quality export ammunition that had been compromised by poor storage practices.

It's not comparable in the slightest.

>>26849208
The answer is always Patton. Now lets argue with her who the best general is

>>26849208
>Other
"I have Sahara, Patton, and A Bridge too far. which one do you want to see? or do you want to see something else this time?" and "Something on your mind dear?" as we notice her mood.

>>26849208
"Well I've got Patton, I've got Full Metal Jacket, Band of Brother, and one wierd anime about girls with planes on their legs. Yeah I don't know it was a gift from a relative. OH! I've got Red Dawn"

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>>26849208
>"Other."
"Ever seen Dominion?"
Because the Bonaparte is the most adorable tank.

>>26849282
yeeessss

I wonder if Yukari is a fan of the Bolo tanks...

>>26849254
Even then they were still able to Mission kill M1's when they hit as well.

>>26849208
>"I've got Patton on DVD!"

>>26849259
>"I have Sahara, Patton, and A Bridge too far. which one do you want to see? or do you want to see something else this time?"

>>26849259
This but lose the 'dear'. Russel and Yukari are not that close to one another (yet).

>>26849251
>"ever seen this Strike Witches 89' TV show? sure it's diffrent that what we do, but it's awesome and funny, and serious fighting. sure it's going into it's 5th season, but i have them all on DVD box set."

we Meta now!

>>26849208

>Other

Just let her know what you have

>>26849282
>All this work and i'm still not finished

Passive-aggressive translators much?

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>>26849208
>"I've got Patton on DVD!"
>"I've always liked A Bridge Too Far."

>>26849454
not exatly, it was the dark horse age tranlateors then.

>>26849445
>Just let her know what you have
I'm not sure we should be mentioning our massive Gaijin cock just yet, though.

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>>26849494
she probably saw it though our wet pants back in the water fight.

>>26849494
MAIN GUN, Anon, Main Gun.

Don't be so lewd.

>>26849494

I think she'd be interested in our main canon.

>>26849527
>Main Canon
Where we don't exist?

>>26849208

No.

We soccer now.

Time for artificial divegrass.

>>26849304
And of the nine destroyed in Desert Storm, 7 were by friendly fire and a mere two were disabled by enemy fire and then intentionally destroyed to prevent capture.

Fuck this hotel's internet is unstable.

>>26849609

But the only boards we'd care about, /fit/ and /k/, are relegated.

That feel when no more DOWN UP

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>>26849208
>"Ever seen Sahara?"
>"I've got Patton on DVD!"
>"I've always liked A Bridge Too Far."
We have many movies.

>>26849251
Considering the popularity of actual sports series about an underdog team pulling through for the win over an obviously superior opponent(s) and overcoming spectacular odds there probably is a GuP of some sort in the GuPverse.

>>26849693
>Meanwhile, in the GuPverse...
>Boys und Panzer, since the concept is as surreal as girls und panzer is in our world

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>>26849282
Those grousers.

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>>26849693
But is there a tank-focused counterpart to Best Sports Anime?

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>>26849776
God dammit 4chan. That is not the image I posted.

>>26849693
>Inspirational American senshado movies
>Starring Sandra Bullock

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>>26849494
Why do you think this romance ever started, she just wants to fire big Gaijin pieces.

Just wait til the honeymoon when she discovers Grandpa's 870.

>>26849776
No. Because Japanese still cream themselves at the thought of baseball in every single alternate universe.

There might be an Slam Dunk with tanks. Maybe a Tsubasa.

>>26849914
Giant Killing's a divegrass anime, anon.

"Got an entire library..." You say, shrugging. "Patton. A Bridge Too Far. Battle of the Bulge. The Desert Fox. Sahara with Bogart. Sahara with Belushi..." Between you and your grandfather, you've got a hell of a library of war films. You could probably ask Roy to borrow some of his anime, too, but she's probably already seen all that.

She lights up at the last one. "I heard they did a remake of Sahara!" She looks confused, though. "Who's Belushi?"

"...Actually, not sure if he was the best choice for that film- he's usually more of a comedic actor..." You say, gazing up. "It's a great movie though- very true to the original."

"I'd love to see it!" She says, clapping her hands and jumping to her feet. "I'm going to go get drinks- did you want anything?" She looks eager to entertain her new friend.

"I'll trust your taste." You say smiling up at her as she practically sprints off downstairs.

You relax a bit, watching more of the movie when you hear her door close behind you. Looking back you see Mr. Akiyama standing there and jump to your feet.

>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
>Other.

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

We have nothing to hide. Even if he does use sharp instruments all day. We should see if there's another barber shop on the ship.

>>26850493
>start to spaghetti
>contain yourself
>"Hello Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Wave hello. "Yes?"

>>26850493
All of the spaghetti. Let's do something different.

>>26850493
>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!

IT HAS BEEN LONG OVER DUE!

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493

>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

Knock it off, nerds

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>>26850493
spaghetti time!

>>26850493
>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"
we already startled when we saw him, let it all out

>>26850493
>>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"

>>26850006
>divegrass
is this soccer (futbol) or baseball?

>>26850551
>>26850557
>>26850607
Let's have some fun today.

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>>26850493
time for pasta for once.
>>26850581
NEVER!

>>26850493

>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"

Now for something entirely different

>>26850493
HA HA HA time for pasta!

>>26850493

>>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"

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>>26850493
lets do this!
time for pasta all over the place!

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Other.
What's the Akiyama family's friendliness threshold, I wonder?

"'Sup."
Or whatever nippon equivalent it is. (Osu?)

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
We command a multi-ton war machine and have been subjected to the insanity that is an all girls school on a fuckhuge aircraft carrier, we are running out of fucks to give.

>>26850493

>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"

Pasta everywhere/

This is at least a controlled envirnment

>>26850493
Hm.
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

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>>26850493
it's just her dad and us, so the fall out can't be that bad. and i want to see something else for once. pic related.

OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR

Too funny not to.

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
GIVE NO FUCKS

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>all these votes for pasta
I'm all for having some fun, but I just don't see Russels dropping spaghetti everywhere at the mere sight of Yukari's dad...now if we say something that could be construed in a lewd way, then it makes more sense. Something like "Yukari's showing me all the things she knows!"

>>26850493

>>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"

Bring the hue

>>26850493
>>26850493
Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850006
My bad, I was confusing it with One Outs. Somehow.

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
now is not the proper time for spaghett

>>26850493
>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!"
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

BOTH!

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

Chill.

>>26850493
No needvto fucking sperg out.
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

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>>26850702
we still have a few left, and just for shits and giggles, let the pasta out so it won't bother us for awhile.

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

All these spag votes are fucking retarded.

>>26850778
No.

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>>26850736
he probably over heard us say something like that before he entered the room.
also
>Spill spaghetti: "OHGODWEWEREJUSTWATCHINGAMOVIEISWEAR!

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>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

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>>26850790
>>26850806
you guys are no fun.

>>26850493
Can we not act like flaming retards for once?

>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850852
we can spaghetti later when Rose figures out how to fuck with us as payback. for now, cool as a cucumber. We're a kickass tanker and an alright commander, we should be able to handle this pressure

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

Bleh.

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>>26850854
>Can we not act like flaming retards for once?

I'm afraid we can't do that, Dave.

>>26850854
we had not before. i want to see something else. it makes Black jack QM really have to try something else for once. i swear he WANTS the pasta as well.

>>26850625
Soccer. Divegrass is a slang term for soccer.
>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850915
okay. makes more sense than baseball, because a good half of the dives are made in dirt

>>26850493
We've been dropping spaghetti at nearly every opportunity we've been given. For once let's not be retarded.
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

Why must we loose our spaghetti nooooooooow?

>>26850879
I get the feeling when that happens it'll be painful without any permanent injury.

Maybe a few scars.

>>26850971
I see it being either subtle psychological trauma or half-whispered threats...but you may be right

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

Sanity!

>>26850493
Taskete

Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850971
i get what the QM wants at least once in the story line. there will be pasta. either willing or forced. there will be pasta. we do the pasta now and GET IT DONE, have it dumped on us from orbit.

>>26851056
You, sir, are a flaming moron.

>>26851056
>get it done
>while visiting someone's house
>instead of in front of our crew, in a tank where NONE CAN SEE (except our crew, but they won't matter as much because of all the potential blackmail)

>>26851011
we are on a battle ship bigger than manhatten island. it is so big, it has it's own hills and forest. and we are kids fighting with tanks AS A SCHOOL SPORT! there is no sanity here! pasta time!

>>26851147
No.

>>26851132
>verses just one person.
>one person who won't probably blackmail.
>we won't see too often. the tank crew if they saw the pasta will NEVER let it go.

really now?

>>26851180
No spaghetti at all is far preferable.

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>>26850493
if we spaghetti, now is the time.

>>26851180
>one person
>who is a friend's parent
>friend happens to be a girl
nah, I'd take the crew any day

>>26851202
We do not spaghetti at all.

Stop being stupid.

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"
We must grow up to be a smooth operator like our father and grandfather.

>>26850493
(time for the call)
DAMN IT BLACKJACK! GET BACK IN HERE AND POST!

I was hoping BJ'd continue to post at the same speed he did last thread.

>>26851236
We have in the past, just to nitpick. Yukari was the cause then as well

>>26851301
yea, i am dissapointed now. he was once so much better than this.

>>26851341
if it's yukari, we can spaghetti.

>>26851341
We do not anymore.

It's stupid.

>>26851341

I'd spaghetti for yukari

>>26851429
I'd yukari's spaghetti

>>26851456
I'm sure you would, you sick fuck.

>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>Play it cool. "Your daughter is pregnant, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26851573
Shit, we missed such an opportunity.

>>26851573
OH SHIT! that would make HIM spill the pasta! that would be awesome, but we might get slugged for it. so worth it however....

You just about choke on your tongue as you turn and see Yukari's father standing there and your first instinct is to dive for the window, your second instinct is to swallow your cyanide pill, unfortunately it's a three-story fall and you don't have a cyanide pill. You're going to have to play it cool- you weren't doing anything untoward with his daughter. "Oh, hello there Mr. Akiyama!"

He breaks into a smile. "Russells! How are you?" He says in a tone like he wasn't blocking your only exit from the room.

You blink. "Great! I'm having a lot of fun tonight." You say. Dammit! "I mean, Yukari wanted to see The Beast!" DAMMIT! "I mean, Yukari was just showing off her..." You feel yourself sweating bullets- really, a three-story fall probably isn't going to kill you. And you thought you saw some bushes you might land on out there.

"Relax, boy." He says. "Relax." He repeats. "Have a seat. I know you guys weren't doing anything... untoward. I don't think Yukari would have it in her anyway..."

You look at Mr. Akiyama. Mr. Akiyama looks at you. You start speaking slowly... "Phrasing?" And you both chuckle a bit.

"I wanted to apologize for the other night..." Mr. Akiyama starts. "It's just... Yukari doesn't have many friends and when we saw her bring home a young man..." He sighs. "We weren't expecting it, is all." After a few seconds he looks over at you. "So, if I may be a bit forward, what are your intentions with my daughter?"

>"We're friends. Just friends."
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>SPAGHETTI!

>>26851675
Window.

>>26850493
>Play it cool. "Hello, Mr. Akiyama!"

>>26851675
Window

>>26851626
So, new plan. Get Yukari preggers.

And Miho, for fun.

>>26851675

>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>SPAGHETTI!

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."

>>26851717
You might be getting a little bit ahead of yourself there sonny jim.

>>26851675
>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>SPAGHETTI!

>>26851675
time for truth.
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>26851717
INDEED! endgame plan however, but it's the mark of an Alpha male.

>>26851675
"We're ferinds and teammates for now. If things happen develop in a more serious direction later, well, that's still in the future. I don't even know if Yukari sees me as anything more than a friend anyway."

>>26851675
>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>SPAGHETTI!

Finally

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
God dammit it doesn't take this long to get drinks she's listening at the door oh god ceaseless advance all the way to berlin

>>26851675
>>SPAGHETTI!

>>26851675

>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>SPAGHETTI!

10 BRAVERY LETS DO THIS

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>SPAGHETTI!
these two seems to fit each other....

>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."

>>26851675
>other
"We're friends, but who knows? Perhaps our friendship might grow into something more, perhaps it shall stay as it is. Only time will tell, and trying to predict the future when it comes to women is a practice in futility.

>>26851675

>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."

Then again maybe she's better off not knowing how many weird people on the internet like her.

>>26851776
>ammit it doesn't take this long to get drinks she's listening at the door oh god
Oh god

>>26851675
>Other
"I honestly don't know how I feel about Yukari yet. She's a lot of fun, a great friend, and she's undeniably attractive, but I'm not sure if I feel anything romantic there yet. However, I can promise you that should I develop romantic feelings towards her, I will treat her with the respect she deserves."

>>26851776
>PANIC

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
THIS IS IT! the final flag is up! let's do this!
also..
let's add a bit of
>SPAGHETTI!
for good taste,

>>26851812
>>26851771
These. FFS these.

>>26851841
Seconded.

Fuck spaghetti.

>>26851675
>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>SPAGHETTI!

Do it

>>26851841
>>26851861
Thirded.
Spaghettifags can go elsewhere to get their fix.

Why is everyone trying to kill the Miho route?

>>26851675

>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>SPAGHETTI!

>>26851905

because fluffy

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
Might as well just get this out of the way now.

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>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."

>>26851675
>"We're friends. Just friends."
She's going to overhear this, isn't she?

Ah yes, the old statistic pops up again.
/tg/ will immediately jump on the first love interest they get a chance to routelock. It doesn't matter who, they just wanna get with a waifu asap.

>>26851675
>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>SPAGHETTI!

>>26851675
>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>SPAGHETTI!

>>26851675
>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
Or maybe she does. She may have even mentioned it to him.

>>26851841
This

>>26851974
...Or maybe it's because Yukari is you know, kinda awesome.

>>26851974
Yukari is absurdly popular, and has been pretty high on the list for a lot of people since this started.

>>26851974
Or most fans of the show just like Yukari better most of the rest of the girls at this school.

>>26851974

It's fluffy, dammit

>>26851974
Because Yukari is best girl.

When do we get to fight tanks?

>>26851841
throwing in with these guys

"I honestly don't know how I feel about Yukari yet. She's a lot of fun, a great friend, and she's undeniably attractive, but I'm not sure if I feel anything romantic there yet. However, I can promise you that should I develop romantic feelings towards her, I will treat her with the respect she deserves."

>>26852047
when ever blackjack feels like it.

>>26851675

>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>>SPAGHETTI!

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
> Spaggetti

>>26852013
She is, but I really get the vibe that Miho genuinely likes us. I really don't want to see the broken look on her face if Russels starts openly dating Yukari, awesome as she is.

>>26851841
Got my vote

inb4 Yukari rejects us for Miho
inb4 love triangle with Miho, Yukari and us

>>26851675
>[x] "I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>[x] Spaghetti!

I am so glad I arrived just in time.

>>26851675
>SPAGHETTI!!

>>26851841
Our jimmies ain't even rustled

>>26852151
Well, Miho did indicate that she wasn't opposed to an open relationship...

>>26852133

>Mother wants to disown her
>Sister is cold towards her
>Has to move schools to avoid trauma flashabcks
>Blackmailed into doing the trauma-related activity anyway
>Finally find friends
>Finds a nice boy she likes, shares interests with and has fun around
>One of her new best friends starts dating boy she likes
>[Trauma Flashbacks intensify]

Being Miho is suffering

>>26851974
Not true in this case as Miho was the first girl and Yukari is a very popular character.

Futher more the other girls didn't get a chance due to anon insisting on hijinks as opposed to getting to know the other girls

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>>26851841
There may come a day where we loose our cool, where pasta flows free and our critters are jittered.
But it shall not be this day!

>>26852250
First girl they get the chance to routelock, not the first girl they encounter.
Mostly I'm just frustrated because once we do this it'll be even more of an "all Yukari all the time ignore every other character" show.

>>26851675

>>26851771
>"We're ferinds and teammates for now. If things happen develop in a more serious direction later, well, that's still in the future. I don't even know if Yukari sees me as anything more than a friend anyway."

This so much

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>>26851675
Akiyama-san, I intend for your grandchildren to attend Saunders Holding Pen for Half Gaijin Abominations

>>26852291
It could be worse: it could be a shitty tsundere.

>>26851675
>>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."

This may be our chance!

>>26851974
Where "statistic" means "anecdotal evidence I'll cry about because I don't like it." Why not bring up how first girl met always wins too?

Oh wait.

>>26851675
>"I don't know if she even knows I like her."
>SPAGHETTI!

The moonwalk out the window while this plays:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2YqYS15X8c

>>26851841
We need to be unflappable

>>26851675
>"Yes. No. Yes. Wait no. Uh."
>Yukari comes back with drinks.

You look at Mr. Akiyama. He looks back at you expectantly. You glance at the window- so close, so tempting. You whimper internally but then summon your courage and look Yukari's father in the eye. "Wait... What?" You say, completely terrified and confused all at the same time.

He sighs. "Son, maybe you might've noticed, but Yukari isn't really like most girls..." He pauses for a moment as you visually measure the window- you're pretty sure you can't fit the mattress through it to cushion your fall. "It's just... I don't want her getting hurt, is all. This is the first time she's had friends, the first time she's brought a boy home..." He looks at you and sighs. "I don't mind one way or the other, I just want to know."

A Great Commander knows when to tell the truth and, well, you suppose you've got to be a Great Commander once in a while. "We're... well, right now we're just friends." You say with a heavy sigh. "She's a great girl- pretty, smart, friendly- she can load a 75mm round in under six seconds... I just... I don't know if she even sees me in a romantic sense. Maybe, if she did?" You stare at a boxed tank kit that hadn't been there a few days before- an M26 Pershing. "Mr. Akiyama, whatever happens I promise I won't do anything to hurt her."

He nods at you and smiles. "Thanks. That's all I needed to hear." He stands up to leave and, before opening the door turns to look at you. "Just... If it does go that way, use protection." You choke. "We want grandchildren, but we aren't in a hurry..." ABORT! ABORT! WINDOW GO GO! You're prepared to make a running dive at it when the door opens.

"Hi Daddy!" Yukari says with a smile. "Did I interrupt anything?"

>Let him answer.
>"Oh, nothing. Just asking me about... haircuts..."
>Spaghetti.

>>26852577
>Let him answer.

>>26852577
>Let him answer.

>>26852577
>>Let him answer.
also:
> If it does go that way, use protection.
such a concerned father

>>26852577
>Let him answer.

>>26852577
>Let him answer.

And to enforce this action, grab the drink Yukari brought and take a long sip.

>>26852577
"Yes, Sir we always make sure we are safe when tanking."

>>26852577
>>Spaghetti.
Dammit, we have been too composed. This seems like an ideal time for a meltdown.

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>>26847633
>Why are they bailing out of the tank for a dud shell


Just came here to answer that question.
Protocol dictates a shell that does not fire is either a dud or a defect, meaning undercharged propellent or overcharged. Had it been an overcharge, the propellent would ignite slower because of the compression, blast through the breech and kill everyone inside.

A cannon is more dangerous when it goes 'click' rather than 'bang'

>>26852577
>>26852623
>Let him answer.

>And to enforce this action, grab the drink Yukari brought and take a long sip.

This please.

>>26852644
> blast through the breech and kill everyone inside.

only if you were stupid enough to unlock the breech which is designed to safely contain such emergencies, all you have to do is wait it out and then eject it like normal and remove it from the tank

>>26852577
>Spaghetti!

>>26852577
>Spaghetti
We haven't spilled enough spaghetti yet.

>>26852727
>>26852714
Man, just the three of use hoping for a blowout? Too bad, it would be funny, would be in character, and would lead to MISUNDERSTANDINGS of the comidic sort.

>>26852577
>>Let him answer.

>>26852577
>Let him answer.

>Spaghetti
Meltdown imminent!

>>26852577
I'm voting to take after Ian from SWQ, particularly this little snippet:

Ian faces you. And only his face. He does not wear a pokerface; nay, his expression is to a pokerface as a match is to the Sun. He turns to you a visage so blank, so disconnected, that you can feel the vacuum tug at your soul as his very presence on the mortal plane takes a long step away from the entire metaphysical CONCEPT of the situation.

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>>26852577
>Let him answer.
His conversation, his mess to clean up.

Also we look properly respectful of our elders.

>>26852665
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn0KBzK2Kho

Square cube law states otherwise.

>>26852577
>Let him answer.

>>26852872
right, because a pissy little rifle known to fail with certain types of ammunition with a receiver prone to that sort of failure is totally comparably to a tanks main gun breech

>>26852872
Thanks for making it known you have no idea what you're talking about.

>>26852577
>Let him answer.

A great commander knows when to shut the hell up, and whe can be a great commander once in a while.

>>26852872
That was a SQUIB. The round left the cartridge, but got stuck in the barrel, creating an obstruction. Dumb bint should have checked the barrel after the previous round failed to fire.
>>26852886
>M1 Garand
>30-06
>a full power rifle round
>pissy little
Bigger and meaner than most rounds modern militaries equip their infantry with.

>>26852886
Citation needed

>>26852891
>M1 explodes because of a squib
>barrel obstruction causes overpressure
>same thing happens if a cannon round is overcharged
>pressure would be greater as square-cube law states volume increases faster than area

Why do you think we can't just make scaled-up M16's? If we did they would be one-shot cannon/bombs

You open your mouth to assure her that her father had not just asked you to practice safe sex with her. The best you can do is a short, strangled squeek and a feeling like you'd held your breath too long.

Mr. Akiyama, luckily, answers for you. "Oh! I was just asking if your friend here conditions. He has really healthy looking hair!" He says with a hearty smile.

You nod as vigorously as you can without passing out, still trying to get your mouth, throat and lungs to work in concert. Now you're pretty sure your right eye is joining them in open rebellion. You test both your arms, just to make sure this isn't a stroke- they're still working.

"Dad!" Yukari scolds. "I bring home a friend and the first thing you want to do is cut his hair?!" She says, embarassed. "I brought some tea, and my mom is baking some cookies."

>Say something. ANYTHING.
>Don't say anything. NOTHING.
>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!

>>26852905
By the way, a bullet left in the barrel by a squib load being ejected from the barrel by a blank on the set of The Crow is what killed Brandon Lee.
>>26852927
A catastrophic failure resulting from a squib isn't the same thing as an overly hot round blowing the action apart. If you really wanna make a comparison, look at Gen-2 .40S&W Glocks that would go -BOOM!- if you loaded them with really really hot hand loads.

>>26852937

>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!

Would be a waste to just let that pasta go to waste.

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>>26852905
I understand that; it was more to demonstrate a principle. A heavy propellent overcharge on a rifle can cause bulges and ruptures in the barrel and breech, there's no reason a tank wouldn't do that see: pic and why the Sheridan was cancelled.

>>26852937
>Say something. ANYTHING.
Perhaps some stupid comment about Assam.

>>26852937
>Spaghetti is always the answer

>>26852937
>Say something. ANYTHING.
Thanks, tea sounds nice.

>>26852937
Kyle, you can't throw away expensive spagetti.
The jew inside you is going "NO, don't do it, that costs money!"
You know this to be true.

>>26852927
>barrel obstruction causes overpressure
>same thing happens if a cannon round is overcharged

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>26852937
>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!

MISTER AKIYAMA ARE YOU SERVING PASTA TONIGHT CAUSE I COULD GO FOR SOME PASTA. YUKARI DO YOU LIKE PASTA?

Let that spaghetti flow, son.

>>26852937
>Start listing facts about Black Jack

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>>26852937
THIS IS NOT A VOTE, MERELY A SMARTASS COMMENT!
>Spaghetti... Ravioli... Lasagna... ALL MUST SPILL!
ftfy

>>26852964
>>26852937
>Say something. ANYTHING.
>Thanks, tea sounds nice.

Seriously, I think it's been long established that we're one cool cucumber.

>>26852937
>Say something! ANYTHING.

>>26852937
>Say something. ANYTHING.
Cookies you say, I love cookies.

>>26853004

No it takes all of Russel's self control to look like one and for folks that know him, they can tell instantly.

>>26852937
>Say something. ANYTHING.

This has so much potential for being hilariously catastrofic, let's do this!

>>26852947
>why the Sheridan was cancelled.
The M551 Sheridan?

That wasn't cancelled, it was replaced. Fuckers even managed to see use in Desert Storm.

>>26852947
uhh the pic you posted is the result of leaving a bore sighting device in the barrel...

also, tanks gun barrels and breeches are designed to contain the pressure of an overcharged round or the low pressure/2 stage detonation of a undercharged or defect powder charge

also, the vid posted has nothing to do with any principle involved in dealing with an overcharged main gun round

>>26852937
>Say something. ANYTHING.

"Tea sounds great. Thanks."

>>26852937
>>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!

THE PASTA MUST FLOW

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>>26852937
>Don't say anything. NOTHING.
Just grab the drink and down it in one go. Doesn't matter the taste. Doesn't matter the heat.

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>>26853029

How about assam?

/yukaritwitch

Or orange pekoe?

/moretwitching

>>26852937
>Say something. ANYTHING.

"A bite of your cookie sounds great."

>>26853009
I like to imagine that he's trying to say this all smooth and cool, but it's kind if a dumb thing to say and he says it in English on top of that. Subtle spaghetti.

>>26852937
>>Spaghetti, Ravioli, Lasagna... EVERYTHING MUST GO!
Dammit, I want some spaghetti! We are already on the ropes!

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>>26853052

All three of them, please! At the same time, pretty hot!

>>26853057
Seconding this option.

>>26853057
>Subtle spaghetti
So like, dropping angel hair?

>>26852937
>Say something. ANYTHING.

"So yeah, we need to make sure to use protection if it comes down to that, Yukari."

>>26853164
On a scale of normal to extra, just how heretical is it to mix different teas together?

>>26853195
Yukari has Angel hair.

Mouth, close. You close your mouth. Throat, stop being retarded. Your throat stops being stupid. Lungs, we need air. You take a deep breath. Now, and this very important, tell Yukari you would love to have some tea.

"I would like to have..." You throat seizes, you push out some words anyway. "some... drink... tea." It's practically a choke, but at least its a complete though. Kind of.

Yukari looks at you with concern as she hands you the cup. "Careful its-" You gulp it down and immediately regret your decision. "Hot..." She blinks at you. "Oh my, are you okay, Russells?!"

You blink back tears. "I'm... I'm fine." You say- the scalding tea had certainly relaxed your throat. "Just... fine."

Mr. Akiyama smiles and stands up. "Well, I'll let you guys finish your movie, then." He says. "You two stay out of trouble!" He says with a wink towards you that Yukari doesn't see. You realise you haven't inhaled since well before you drank your tea.

>"I've gotta go..."
>Stay for the rest of the movie. And cookies.
>Other.

>>26853205
Not very, most teas are blends of various other teas.

>>26853220

>>Stay for the rest of the movie. And cookies.

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>>26852937
>Say something. ANYTHING.
The correct ignition timing of a 1964 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor would be four degrees before top-dead-center.

>>26853164
What about Earl Grey?