>>26944746
>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"

>>26944746
>>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"

Why do I get the feeling the dream involved Yukari?

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>>26944746
>Other.
>"Don't just stand there, come in!"

>>26944746
>>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"

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>>26944746
>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"

>>26944746
>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"

>>26944746
>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"

>>26944746

"Morning, what brings you here?"

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>>26944746
TIME FOR TONKS! (maybe)

>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"
i need my sleep. and do you even sleep yourself?

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>>26944746
>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"
"Oh...no reason..."

>>26944932
She's going to ask us to help her find a new loader

>>26944746
>"It's not even 5 yet- what are you doing here?"

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>>26944746
>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"

HONK HONK, TIME FOR TONKS!

>>26944746
Blackjack Qm? can we time skip to the saunders fight now? we want more tonk fights.

>>26944746
>>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"
>"Don't just stand there, come in!"

>>26945022
Some of us want to see people talking to each other in meanful ways, and many more want to derp around like this is a poor man's SWQ.

>>26945125
we have done plently of that already. besides, once we win fights, we can unlock new tonks and tonk crews i guess.

>>26944746
SHE WANTS OUR HVAP IN HER BREECH.

Nah, probably just morning practice.

>>26945293
I don't think this quest has 'unlocks' in quite the same way as a computer game, you know.

>>26944746
>"Miho? Why're you here so early?"

*cough cough* GEE I SURE WONDER WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO BLACK JACK. MAYBE HE IS DEAD. *cough cough*

>>26945461
practice... for what?

>>26945525
No, he's playing WoT as usual.

>>26945461
>SHE WANTS OUR HVAP IN HER BREECH.
You can load ordinance into girls? Where do they fire it from?

>>26945556
Actually he's writing right now.
>>26945559
Hasn't upotte taught you anything?

>>26945559
Well, you load it in one side it comes out the other...

BJ writes slower than Vedibere.. and he was legendary for his glacial threads.

You blink a few times, still halfway between sleep and confusion. "Miho?" You say, yawning loudly. "Good morning. What are you doing here so early?" You say, stretching your arms behind your head.

She smiles warmly. "Well, I had a few things I wanted to talk about before practice. I hope I didn't wake you up." She says bowing her head apologetically. She's still standing in the doorway as you head into the kitchen.

"Nah." You lie. "Well, I need a few minutes to get dressed- have a seat!" You call out, fidgeting through drawers looking for the coffee. "So what did you need to talk with me about?" A few seconds later she trots politely into the kitchen and has a seat at the small kitchen table.

"Well..." She says, bowing her head a bit. "I wanted to apologize for last night, again."

>"It's fine! It really is!"
>"I should've given you a better idea of what the situation was."
>Other.

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>>26945596
Then where do they eject the spent casing from? And how do they get a decent muzzle velocity without a barrel?

>>26945556
>>26945575
It's been 51 minutes since his last post, so presumably he's finally gotten around to writing. That, or he writes the next post within ten minutes and then just sits around playing WoT until his alarm goes off telling him he's kept us hanging long enough.

>>26945596
... What the hell kind of girls are you talking about? It comes out the other side? That can't be healthy.

>>26945608
Someone did the maths a while ago. Blackjack writes at an average of 1.9 words a *minute*.

>>26945461
Oh god now you are making me remember that doujin where they rape Anzu with an APCR round from her tank. WHY

>>26945625
>"It's fine! It really is!"
>"I should've given you a better idea of what the situation was."

>>26945625
>"I should've given you a better idea of what the situation was."

>>26945625
>"It's fine! It really is!"
>"I should've given you a better idea of what the situation was."

Why do you keep doing this, Blackjack? Is it another expression of the railroad?

>>26945625
(my god, he's speeding up! keep at it QM!)
>"It's fine! It really is!"
>"I should've given you a better idea of what the situation was."
in that order.

>>26945626
Most females are howitzer type's, so muzzle velocity isn't as big of a concern.

>>26945637
The round. The shell casing is ejected out of the breech.

>>26945625
>"It's fine! It really is!"

>>26945625
>"It's fine! It really is!"
>"I should've given you a better idea of what the situation was."

>>26945644
That is dreadful, just dreadful. That someone would write such smut about poor innocent Anzu.

Just so I can be certain of precisely how deplorable this terrible smut is, got a link?

>>26945637

I've been quietly lurking since thread six. It's quite jarring to see one story post with no meat to it even after an hour of waiting and doing other stuff.

>>26945625
>Other
"Stop trying to apologize for my mistake or else I'm going to do tings to you."
Keep it vague as fuck and deflect her quetions about what you mean by 'things'

>>26945724
Girls and punisher, I think its on Fakku

also
>"It's fine! It really is!"
>"I should've given you a better idea of what the situation was."
>"Stop apologizing for other peoples mistakes Miho

>>26945625
>other
take her into our arms, then kiss her passionately.

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>>26945898

This can only end horribly...

>>26945898
This

>>26945972
This can only end lewdly.


Or possibly with Miho slapping us, kicking us in the balls and then beating us over the head with a tank shell. While Yukari looks on. But hey, no pain no gain.

>>26945625
>"I should've given you a better idea of what the situation was."

>>26945637
Considering that both choices were basically the same thing he could have written it right after the opening post.

>>26945898
How about no.

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>>26945898
>>26945972
>>26946021
>>26946039
stop this

>>26946064
A lot of these conversation options really aren't options at all. That's why there are so many people picking both. And why Blackjack can keep us on the rails so effectively.

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>>26945625
>Other.
There's only one reason a woman comes to a man's house so early in the day.

Recon.

>>26946232
Hey, I love GuPQ generally. I just wish Blackjack would give us a little more diversity in our conversation options.

>>26945644
I preferred the one where StuCo were futas and Anzu told Momo to shoot it on her face.

She missed.

You look over at Miho and cock an eyebrow. "Seriously? You gotta stop apologizing for stuff like that! You really didn't do anything wrong- Coffee?" You ask, cleaning out the pot from yesterday. Miho nods and you pour in enough water for two cups. "I had a plan, sure, but I should've let you known what was going on." As you finish getting the coffee started, you begin going through the cupboards looking for something decent for breakfast- as much as you'd harped on Mako for not eating breakfast, you really don't eat a decent breakfast yourself very often. You poke your head back out. "Gotta say though, if I'd heard your idea about coming up and kissing me- you've got guts for even coming up with that."

Althought your neck deep in a drawer looking for something that isn't cereal and milk, you can still feel Miho's radiative blush. "Oh! yes, um. It just sort of... uh... popped into my head! T-thank you for the compliment- perhaps we'll, er, get another chance to..." She says drifting off into a barely audible murmur. You find some oatmeal. Where the hell did grandpa find oatmeal on the carrier?

"Want some Oatmeal?" You say pulling your head back out of the cupboard. Miho nods, still beat red. You start a pot of water boiling. Miho's still silent and fidgeting. "I'm gonna go grab a shower and get dressed- should be boiling by the time I'm done!" You say with a smile. You pour a couple cups of oatmeal out. "If I'm not back, just dump this in and start stirring."

She nods.

>"Are you okay? You've barely said anything!"
>"I think we've got raisins in here somewhere if you want to go crazy..."
>Other.

>>26946563
>"I think we've got raisins in here somewhere if you want to go crazy..."

>>26946563
>"Are you okay? You've barely said anything!"

>>26946563
>Other.

"Hey, Miho, did you remember to have a shower this morning? You can always jump in and share mine if you forgot. It's important to save clean water on a ship, right?"

>>26946563
>"Are you okay? You've barely said anything!"
Don't japs have showers tied up in their mating rituals or something, did we just proposition her

>>26946563
>"Are you okay? You've barely said anything!"
>"I think we've got raisins in here somewhere if you want to go crazy..."

>>26946663
Yup. The Japanese have... *issues* about cleanliness. If a girl invites you into her house and then says "Hey, I'm going to go take a shower", she's probably saying "I'm going to take a shower so that I will be nice and clean for the sex we're going to have afterwards".

Time for Russells to remember this handy fact and milk it for all the embarrassment it's worth.

>>26946563
>"Are you okay? You've barely said anything!"
add to it this. "What was that last bit you said?"
(leave show door cracked so to see if she peeks as a test)

>>26946563
>"I think we've got raisins in here somewhere if you want to go crazy..."

Blackjack either your dialogue has gotten better or I'm more drunk than I think I am

>>26946563
>"Are you okay? You've barely said anything!"

>>26946663
Yes, though technically propositioning her would require us to ask (well tell this is Japan) her to take a shower.

Though we pretty much just double entendred ourselves.

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>>26946563
>perhaps we'll, er, get another chance to...

RUSSELS, YOU HAVE A PROBLEM ON YOUR HANDS. STOP BEING DENSE BEFORE ITS TOO LATE, YOU NO LONGER HAVE AN EXCUSE AFTER THAT LITTLE TALK WITH FLUFFY'S DAD.

>"Are you okay? You've barely said WAIT A MINUTE WHAT WAS THAT LAST THING YOU SAID?"

>>26946663
Yes. Saying you're going to take a shower can be code for preparing to fuck, because the Japs are weird like that.

>>26946663
>>26946723
Better make it quick, or we're going to be obligated to marry her.

Good thing we're not taking a bath or she might get pregnant.

>>26946795
ngl I like the Miho/Russels interactions more than the Yukari ones.

Plus Yukari doesn't seem to actually be capable of romance.

>>26946849
She's a good friend. She could be a good waifu, but I agree that the nishizumi school of love is a much better fit for our american ass

I fucking called a love triangle

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>>26946888
Saori's gonna be all over this shit.

>>26946888
after the water fight, it might spread to a full blown harum if the beefcake spreads.

>>26946875
tap dat ass if you make a pass
fellate in perfect rythm
our hearts are iron and our wombs are steel

>>26946563
>>"Are you okay? You've barely said WAIT A MINUTE WHAT WAS THAT LAST THING YOU SAID?"

>>26946632
This, absolutely this. In a perfectly innocuous, 'implications? what implications' manner. Trying to get back at Miho for tricking us over the water fight? Perish the thought. We're just being eco-conscious, that's all!

>"Hey, Miho, did you remember to have a shower this morning? You can always jump in and share mine if you forgot. It's important to save clean water on a ship, right?"

>>26947161
This

>>26946563
>"Are you okay? You've barely said anything!"
>"I think we've got raisins in here somewhere if you want to go crazy..."
Although raisins are worst oatmeal accompaniment. Brown Sugar and Cinnamon all the way

>>26946563
>"I think we've got raisins in here somewhere if you want to go crazy..."

PLAY IT COOL GODDAMMIT

>>26947250
Peaches and Cream master race reporting in, all other lesser flavors GTFO

>>26947250
According to my Mom dates are also a delicious ingredient to add.

>>26947282
Ask Miho if she wants dates.

>>26947257
>if you want to go crazy....
giving Miho permission to rape us or go yandere on us.
THIS CAN ONLY END WELL!

>>26947329
Oh, please.

Like she really needs permission?

>>26947329
>yandere Miho
Stop it boner

You Americans and your "breakfast".

Here in Aussie, we eat like men. None of that sugary shit. Mushrooms, onions, eggs, bacon and toast. Maybe a few bangers if I'm really hungry.

Dessert =! Breakfast

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>>26947361
>>26947329
IT BEGINS

>>26947377
>implying all that shit isn't part of a hearty american breakfast as well
although, in certain cases, nothing beats instant oatmeal

>>26947325
YES THIS!!!!!!!
"Do you want dates?"
"Wha...what!?! I...I."
Russels looks at her weird. Holds up bag of dates. "For your oatmeal. What did you think I meant?"

>>26947377
Hey look, it's a half of breakfast.

I WONDER IF BLACKJACK IS DEAD??

>>26947377
i found the fake aussie here.
for an aussie breakfast = vegemite

we americans eat just about anything at any time. we're too damn diverse to nail down anything for a set breakfast.

>>26947489
naw, writing

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>>26947377
>not steak and eggs

>>26947528
The last two posts have been about 50 minutes after the previous one, a little faster than BlackJack's standard one-hour gap, so the next one should be soonish.

>>26947329
>>26947426
guys.. if we keep going down this road, we'll going to be gang raped buy all the girls in the tankery club.

>>26947579
And the problem is?

>>26947579
>implying this is a bad end

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>>26947564
He's watching Breaking Bad.

>>26947527
That's only if you're in a hurry. Then it's vegemite on toast.

>>26947562
I don't go all out often

>>26947636
>>26947644
.... guys, it'll be a varient of death by snoo snoo.

>>26947250
Strawberries are fantastic.

I also don't get why some people hate raisins. Oatmeal raisin cookies are delicious, but then again I'm not huge on chocolate.

>>26947698
>I don't go all out often


Well, neither do we or we'd all be fatasses.

Wait...

>>26947749
I despise raisins. Strawberries are delicious though

>>26947765
Raisins in bread and baked goods are awesome though, especially golden raisins.

You look at Miho, she looks everywhere but at you. "You okay, Miho?" You say earnestly. "You've barely said anything!"

"Oh! I'm sorry I-" She says, fidgeting more. "I'd love some oatmeal!" She says, smiling at you. "No raisins, though." She says politely.

"Would you like some dates?" You say, rumaging through a different cabinet.

"W-what?!" She stammers. "I-I don't th-think..." She stumbles before you come back up with a package of the dried fruit.

"Dates- they're pretty good." You grin at her. "According to my grandfather they keep you, er, regular as well." Lots of fiber in them, evidently- you've had a taste for them since you were a kid.

"S-sure!" She says, forcing a smile on her shocked face.

You toss her the bag. "Right, I'm gonna go grab that shower, then." You head back upstairs, leaving Miho to her own devices to get your morning shower.

>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?
>Maybe we should tell her about Anzu's plan for the parade.
>Other.

>>26947816

>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?

>>26947816
>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?
>Maybe we should tell her about Anzu's plan for the parade.

>>26947816
>Maybe we should tell her about Anzu's plan for the parade.

>>26947816
>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime? Ah nevermind it, take a shower

>>26947816
>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?
If we deny the anglerfish it doesn't exist

>>26947816
>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?

>'Miho wants to troll our friends again sometime?'

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>>26947816
>Other.
Shower
Shave
Tanks

We got a schedule to keep.

>>26947816
>Other
>Come out of shower in a towel

>>26947816
>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?

>>26947098
Shiho is going to break us against our own tank if we try anything

>>26947935
>Repeat comment about Nishizumi women having a biological imperative to break their men

>>26947893
>Shave
I dunno about you, but I didn't have to do that during highschool

>>26947935
It's like you're trying to give me a boner

>>26947963
Clearly you lack testosterone.

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>>26946774
>Though we pretty much just double entendred ourselves.
From my, limited, experience with Japan they shower at night not in the morning. We pretty much told her we'd be ready for dickings shortly.

Still not technically a proposition, more of an invitation, but close enough.

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>>26947816
>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?

>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?
>Maybe we should tell her about Anzu's plan for the parade.

>>26947816
>>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?

>>26947935
Honestly, given how she is I would say Russells is one of the few boys she might actually approve Miho or Maho dating.

>>26947963

I had fucking Navy recruiters coming out of the damn woodwork because I grew out my beard in high school. What is it with the Navy and beards? Is it because they lack the ability to grow beards? Are they attracted(ha!) to a man with superior manliness?

>>26947982
>they shower at night not in the morning.

Barbarians. Do they lack sweat glands? How do they go through the day without cleaning themselves first? I cannot comprehend this madness.

>>26948022
Insert joke about the navy and bears here

>>26947999

Maho is going to kill us isn't she?

>>26947902
You don't come out of your shower in a towel normally? What, do you dry yourself off completely in the bathroom and then walk out naked? Or do you get dressed in your old, used clothes?

>>26947816
>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?

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>>26947893
>dat title

>>26947935
King Tiger vs Pershing; A True Story of the War in the Phillipines

>>26948068
>What, do you dry yourself off completely in the bathroom and then walk out naked?
My bathroom adjoins my bedroom so yes

>>26948054

But that's slanderous to the bears. No bear would be caught dead in the Navy!

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>>26948059
>>26947935

Why is Russels so dense? Because it'd be too easy otherwise.

>>26948112
bears as in hairy gay dudes

>>26948034
>Do they lack sweat glands?
Yes apparently. I barely sweat and apparently I was a horrible sweaty Gaijin.

>How do they go through the day without cleaning themselves first?
Because above and they went to bed clean of the last day's filth. A quick morning wash is all they need.

>>26948068
The first one. Big dick perks.

>>26947816
>Maybe we should tell her about Anzu's plan for the parade.

>>26948150
>I was a horrible sweaty Gaijin
As was I. Jap summer is BRUTAL

>>26948127
Russells is dense because every single one of the players is going "for gods' sake give them all the D already". If he was even the teensiest bit less dense BlackJack's carefully crafted plot would be derailed by an enormous overload of sex.

>>26947816
>>Wait... What did she say about trying that again sometime?
>>Maybe we should tell her about Anzu's plan for the parade.

>>26948199
that and there already IS an ERP thread out there for such porn threads.

>>26948199
His carefully crafted plot included the main character as one of four foreign male exchange students at an isolated all-girls high school. He brought this on himself.

>>26948199
I kinda like him being dense though. It's grown on me. But I prefer innocent cultural misunderstandings that get interpreted as come-ons rather than trying to stick our dick under their noses.

>>26948199
If Russells has no romantic experience I would say that him being desnse is completely realistic for a high school age teenage boy.

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>>26947935
Well i know what route i want

>>26948302
True.

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>>26948307
Erwin route?

>>26948307
>Shiho >Kay >Maho >Nonna >GUTS >KV-2chan >Naomi >Jagd-chan
Senshado really does produce wonderful maidens

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>>26948307

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>>26948340

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>>26948343

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>>26948351
You don't say...

>>26948402
oh shit I forgot about the mechanic girl

Maybe we should try interacting, or actually meeting, these various girls first before we dream of Russells wining and dining them and making them his waifu. I mean, in VN/video game terms we spent all our time interacting with Yukari and Miho so those are the only two that have really had any flags raised.

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>>26948340
>>26948411
All of the History team is great, but...

>>26948522
Or we could Miho and just have fun imagining things such as Nonna

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>>26948529
>All of the History team is great,
Agreed. Best team is best.

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>>26948522
That would require /atg/ to actually role-play and act in-setting, not just beeline for their waifu.

>>26948302

Oh come the fuck ON. Sure I dropped my spaghetti back in high school countless times around women because I was a complete chickenshit and denser than a bag of rocks, but I at least grew a pair in my senor year and asked a few out. And you know what? I didn't spill any spaghetti after the first two. Russels' needs to man up and ask one out or come hell or high water, I will brightslap some common sense into this faggot.

Sage for meta.

>>26948621
>senor year
Si, did you have the trebajo

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>>26948621
>implying we do not spend most threads arguing over which girl we romance

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>>26948529
But I raise you further Erwin.

>>26948615
>actually role-play and act in-setting
>Deny our friends at our own school to chase after women we don't even know exist yet

You're in the middle of lathering your hair when you finally play the conversation over in your head again. "Wait..." You say aloud, attempting to play over what she had said in your head. "She wants to do what again?" Your brain hits a brick wall

Kiss you. She wants to kiss you again. You'd blink if you weren't currently shampooing your hair. You brain crashes to a halt anyway. It would be easy to dismiss it as Miho wanting another chance to troll someone by kissing you in front of them, but her entire attitude and demeanor regarding it was...

You bang your head against the side of the shower with a dull thud. This is why you've never had a girlfriend. You're bad with women and have are terrible at reading between the lines even with girls who's culture you're familiar with, let alone girls half a world away.

>A great commander would speak frankly with her about this immediately.
>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.
>Alright, well you're an okay commander- ignore the problem and hope it goes away.
>Other.

>>26948644
I deeply desire me some Erwin.

>>26948654
...fuck, I can't decide

>>26948654

>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.

Let's be honest here

>>26948654
>A great commander would speak frankly with her about this immediately.
never retreat, never surrender

>>26948654
>>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.

>>26948654

>A great commander would speak frankly with her about this immediately. After making sure he was fully dry and properly clothed, of course.

>>26948637
Dammit, now I want an F-14-shaped pool floating chair thing

>>26948644
Needs more white lace.

>>26948654
>>A great commander would speak frankly with her about this immediately.
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER

>>26948654
>>A great commander would speak frankly with her about this immediately.
And by frank, I mean very suave, gentle and honest

>>26948654
>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.
She will clam up otherwise.

>>26948340
...Anybody else flinch at how hard she looks like she's about to grab his crotch?

>>26948654
>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.
THIS is when the Spaghetti becomes in-character

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>>26948696
I would pay so much money.

>>26948654
>A great commander would speak frankly with her about this immediately.

Unfortunately, we are not a great commander. Spaghetti imminent.

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>>26948654
>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.
>see if you can beat around the bush
We just keep spaghetting softly.

>>26948662
Spoilered for maximum lewd.

>>26948727
Needs more peaked caps.

>>26948632

>senor year
>SENOR

Wow autocorrect. Way to drop the ball on me.

No trebajos. ;_;

>>26948637

We can argue all we want, it ain't changing the fact Jim E. Russels has yet to get with one of 'em.

>>26948712
>>26948654
>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.

>>26948706
>>And by frank, I mean very suave, gentle and honest
...So the exact opposite of us, then?

>>26948654
>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.

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>>26948727
>>26948644
I counter your continued Erwin barrage!

>>26948654
>Alright, well you're an okay commander- ignore the problem and hope it goes away.

>>26948738
All I'm saying is that while we can all agree that Erwin and Yukari are tied for bestgirl, we have yet to actually romance Yukari, and Miho is adorable and is good for Hiro M. C. Protagonist.

>>26948068
I take new clothes in with me.

>>26948654
>[x] You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.

I want the last option, but this is the only one with enough other votes to counter the first.

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>>26948782
>dem Oreos
They must be double stuffed's

>>26948879
I'd double stuff her oreos if you know what I mean

>tfw all these options will backfire on us spectacularly.

>>26948890
Don't forget the milk.

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>>26948910
milk you say?!

>>26948654
>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.

SPAGHETTI HO!

>>26948931
dat sloped armor.

>>26948654

>other

"So you want a shower too? Morning showers are great! Gets you nicely wide awake."

C'mon spaghetti.

>>26948340
No commander's cap. Do you even watch the anime?!?

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>>26948654
>A great commander would speak frankly with her about this immediately.

>>26949101
>Not owning a peaked cap and trenchcoat
>2013
I really don't know what to say anon. I mean, I always knew you were a faggot, but this...

>>26948654
>You're just a good commander- see if you can beat around the bush and get her to talk about it herself.

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>>26949101
>implying Erwin just takes off the cap and smug for anyone.

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>>26949145
Wow no fuck you in-line extension.

why did the nazis have to ruin black/grey peaked caps and trenchcoats and eagle motifs and armbands

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>>26949101
>>26949159

>>26949162
They also ruined an ancient Eastern good-luck symbol.

>>26949162
Part of me wants to call you a chuuni for wanting to rock those on a daily basis...but part of me also completely agrees with you

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>>26949159
No cap = do NOT want
*JOE COCKER - YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR HAT ON*
Dat's how I does it with Erwin. :P

>>26948654
>>A great commander would speak frankly with her about this immediately.
MIHO GOGOGOGOGO.

You know for all out joking I'm going to laugh my ass off if Shiho or Maho actually does wind up attacking Russels, even if it's after a formal challenge

>>26949285
>shiho forces russles and maho into pon farr over miho

>>26949309
Oh my fucking god the song started playing in my head

Fuck you anon

>>26949309
Maho offers us her Maho puppet if we leave her sister alone romantically. We stare out her confused and creeped out.

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>>26949214
Large version
An-an-anko

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>>26949368

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>>26949342
Same. Probably happens to everyone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCamCYip2t4

Also bumpin for best hippo. Don't forget the gunner.

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>>26949396
These dance uniforms are like the epitome of fucking weird.
Watching this the first time through really threw me through a loop

You're bad with feelings. You're bad at talking about them. You're bad at recognizing them in others unless you are beaten upside the head with them. You are good at ignoring problems until they go away. Or explode in your face. But that's usually a risk you're willing to take.

Usually.

You're not ready to just talk with Miho, but maybe, with a bit of luck and a bit of finagling you might be able to draw something out.
Maybe.

This is completely new ground for you. You need to plan ahead of time, you need a strategy order. You need intel. Confirm where you stand is where you actually stand.

>Call Saori- maybe Miho's already talked to her.
>Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.
>Call Richard- He's good with this stuff.
>Other.

>>26948175
Maybe now. When I was there, the environmental panic was over "global cooling" and hw we were getting ready to slide into another ice age. I rarely, if ever wore a t-shirt.

>>26949547
>Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.
No one must know. This is our battle, our secret

>>26949547
>>Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.

I'm pretty sure calling someone for advice will only make this situation worse.

>>26949547
>call rose
She's a girl right and she did say she's been on plenty of dates before

>>26949547
.Go down and eat while telling Miho about Anzu's plans, that will give you time to think

>>26949547

>Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.
Climb out a damn window if we have to

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>>26949547
>Other.
Call Roy. Seriously, he pulled Akebi. Akebi man!

>>26949417
Full version plus angry Saemonza.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dnZHea_TI0

>>26949579
er
>Go down and eat while telling Miho about Anzu's plans, that will give you time to think

>>26949547
>>Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.

>>26949547
Just a reminder, IT'S 5 IN THE MORNING!

>>26949579
This

>>26949611
HAY GUYS WAKE UP AND HELP MEEE

>>26949547
>Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.
It's 5am we aren't calling anybody

>>26949547
[x]Call Saori- maybe Miho's already talked to her.
Let's get her opinion on it

>>26949577
Second that.

>>26949547
>Go down and eat while telling Miho about Anzu's plans, that will give you time to think

trying to do anything partixularly intelligent at 5 am before coffee is a bad idea

>>26949547
How about we actually get fucking dressed?

>>26949723

We don't have a whole thread to waste.

>>26949547
>Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.

No clothes scouting time.
I'm certain we could blind her with Western dick if she spots us

>>26949547
>Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.

We either do this or call Rose. Anyone else getting wind of this occurrence will spark unwanted chatter amongst the troops.

>>26949675
Here changing to >>26949752

>>26949547
>>Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.

>Other: Call Rose, she's a girl and she said she's been on tons of dates.

We aren't sure if she likes us or not so we are going to go flop our dick around in her general direction?

>>26949547
>Go down and eat while telling Miho about Anzu's plans, that will give you time to think
At the very least put on some fucking pants.

>>26949547
>[x] Other: put some pants on first.
>[x] Scout the ground- Even after the shower's off, Miho will assume we're upstairs getting dressed.

>>26949832
AMERICA

>>26948654
Blackjack confirmed for good taste, firefly was a great show

>>26949832
Isn't how highschoolers attract girls these days?

>>26949832
Always works.

Mostly.

>>26950065
They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

>>26950101
Sex Panther!

>>26950113
That...doesn't make any sense

>>26950129
Go watch Anchorman, you bloody heathen.

>>26950113
A cologne made from the condensed and liquefied essence of a Panther (tank) would be awesome.

Eau du Panzer. We're being thematic here.

>>26950146
That was an Anchorman quote, heretic

>>26950146
That was the exact following line. You bloody heathen.

>>26950157
It's made with bits of real Panzer V, so you know it's good.

>>26950157
So...a little oil, some gas, steel and a heavy dose of cordite.

The mechanics would rip our pants off.

Not complaining

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>>26950213
Nice girls, certainly, but I much prefer the Yukari side of things.
She'd be all over it too, I bet.

>>26950129
60% of the time dick flopping works.
The other 40% it just opens the door and you need to seal the deal.*

*You actually need to have a dick worth flopping to flop your way into panties.

I'm sorry for starting the dixflop stuff, but did BJ died

>>26950514
>died
maybe in WoT

>>26950571
Yeah, I tried, but I can't do it

I'll miss you possible 300k, I can't stomach the pubs right now

>>26950571

Then he would've posted.

You turn off the shower- you don't have long before she realises something is up- Guys don't take that long to get dressed. You wrap a towel around your waist and begin stalking down the stairs, carefully checking each stair for squeeks and groans- at five in the morning the house is silent. As you reach the kitchen you chance a quick look around the corner- Miho's sitting at the table, head in her hands.

"Stupid Miho!" She says. "Stupid! That was the wrong decision! It's always the wrong decision!" You flatten yourself around the wall. You hear her palms slap against the table. "Why do you always make the wrong decision. He'd never..." You hear her sigh. "So stupid!"

You blink. You're tempted to just rush in there and comfort her but even you're smart enough to know that just coming out with nothing but a towel would do far more harm than good. You quietly creep back up the stairs. Miho has got to have the greatest poker face in the world- acting as happy as she did while slowly tearing herself apart inside.

>This is way too heavy for you- call Rose. You need a female voice.
>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.
>Too deep man. You saw nothing, you heard nothing.

>>26950610
nah, he's got another game or 2

>>26950637
>This is way too heavy for you- call Rose. You need a female voice.

>>26950637
2deep4me

>>26950637
>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.
>"What was that you said about trying it again sometime?"

>>26950637
>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.

>>26950673
This.

>>26950637
>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.
It's like 5:30 AM. Rose has done enough for us

>>26950637
>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.

Oh jeez Miho needs hugs stat.
dat self-doubt and anxiety.

>>26950637
>>This is way too heavy for you- call Rose. You need a female voice.
Rise and shine Rose, we need help.

>>26950637
>>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.

Oh shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Doom on You.

>>26950637
>>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.

>>26950637

>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.

>>26950610
Wait for 15 seconds. If she doesn't say anything else, go upstairs and get dressed.
>tactical information acquisition

>>26950637
>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.

We may blow with women, but even we should realize that she's really serious about this.

>>26950637
Meant to link>>26950718

>>26950637
>Handle it yourself.

Gotta man up sometime.

>>26950637
>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.
Lead with a hug. No words. Just hug her.

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>>26950637
>This is way too heavy for you- call Rose. You need a female voice.
Rose it's like 5:30 and I am in a love triangle. How do I fix this in time to go back to sleep?

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>>26950637
>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.

>>26950721
This. Spaghetti is the mark of a boy. It's time to be a man, dammit.

>>26950637
>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself. Give her a hug.

>>26950904
Give her the H?

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So just a show of hands.

Yukari or Miho?

>>26950928
I'd rather not pick quite yet, but if you twisted my arm I'd say Miho by just a bit.

>>26950923
Yes

>>26950928
Is this a Kerbal Space Program tutorial?

>>26950928

Been pushing for Miho sincethe beginning.

>>26950928
Miho

>>26950928
I like them both so I'll give it to whoever makes the first move, and it's looking like Miho.

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>>26950928
I'm biased, though.

>>26950637
>>Go back upstairs, get dressed and try to handle this yourself.

Let's hope we can solve this problem without any help!

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>>26950928

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>>26950982
Because then they'll gang up and murder us.

>>26950972
Track hit! The engine's smoking! We lost some am Someone get that fire ou- This vehicle's had it! Everyone out!

>>26950962

But yukari hug and spaghetti

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>>26948801
>bestgirl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0cVBb94fw

I don't see Erika anywhere in that sentence.

(Damn you captcha stop eating my attached pictures)

>>26950958
it's from SWQ

>>26951004

Sounds like coward speak to me.