>>26969275
>"It's okay, Miho. Let me just grab the coffee and oatmeal quickly. Now what did you want to say to me?"

>>26969275
>Other
"It's okay. MIho, you looked like you needed a hug. Now, what did you want to say to me?"

>>26969275
>>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

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>>26969275
>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

>>26969275
>>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

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>>26969275
>>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THE MIHO TRAIN

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>>26969275
>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

>she's not so much a girl as a humanoid targetting computer.
hehe

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>>26969275
>"It's okay, Miho, you looked like you needed a hug. Now, oatmeal? Now what did you want to say to me?"

>>26969353
What a horrible gif, there isn't a single pie in it.

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>>26969275
>>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

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>>26969275
>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

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>>26969275
Charlatans, not posting the original.

>Yukari train has no breaks

>suddenly Miho

>>26969546
this is the nishizumi school of love

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>>26969275
>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

>>26969275
>>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"
TIME FOR TONKS! and hnnnnngghs too it seems
>>26969546
the fluffy train might have no breaks, but the Miho might be the brink wall to stop it.

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>>26969679
darn it, forgot pic.

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>>26969584
>nishizumi school of love

>>26969275
>"I shouldn't have done that. I should not have done that..."
I might be pissing against the tide, but time to go full Hagrid mode.

>>26969718
yandere miho soon

>>26969275
>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

>>26969275
>[x] "You looked like you needed a hug. Now, oatmeal?"

Friendzone pls. We Yukari route.

>>26969755
I second this

>>26969275
>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

All aboard the Miho train!

>>26969275
>>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"

Why do we have to choose!?

>>26969883
Sorry, I bought a one-way ticket for Oreo.

>>26969883
Are we riding the Miho train to Yukari station?

>>26969941
Straight all the way to Berlin, comrade

>>26969941

The Miho and Yukari Lines meet at the Russel Interchange.

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>>26969958
Achtung, Panzer!

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>>26969761
When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

Have a nice day Russels, honey.

>>26969275
>>"It's okay, Miho. Now what did you want to say to me?"
>>"You looked like you needed a hug. Now, oatmeal?"
Why not both?!

>>26969761
>Yukari, I need you to scout for me again
>Hana, can you fire an explosive shell at that snowbank ahead?

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>>26970080
Hell yes

>>26970080
This erection is entirely justified.

>>26970080
I also read Penny Arcade

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>>26970133
So does everyone else, and we all know where that came from.

Your point?

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>>26969275
YO! blackjack QM! you work late, you help a coworker move, stop screwing around on WoT and post more!

You sigh, smiling a bit as she fidgets uncomfortably- she's almost as bad around the opposite sex as you are. "It's okay, Miho." You say warmly, "It's fine. Now... What did you want to say to me?" You casually walk over and start stirring the oatmeal. "No raisins right?" You need to sell it to her that this is no big deal, that it's totally not out of the ordinary.

She nods. Its her turn to take a deep breath and sigh. "Russells..." She says, finally. Then closes her eyes and pauses again. "I... I wanted to thank you for coming all the way to Japan for Oorai, to help us win. You've really helped me and the team-" She pauses again, looking down and grimacing. "I... You're really brave, and a great tank commander and I really..." She gulps. "I really admire..." She looks down. "I really like you and I was wondering if you'd like to go to the parade with me!" She says, the sentence gradually increasing in tempo until the last few words seem to come out as a single syllable.

This is it. You're terrible with women, so you have absolutely no idea what to say here.

>"Miho, I think you're great and you're a great commander but I can't..."
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"
>"No."
>Other.

>>26970471

>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

Eh, why not?

>>26970471
>>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"
We'll make Descartes proud!

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

YUS

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

>>26970471
"Assuming Anzu doesn't make us dance in it, sure."

>>26970471

>"Sure, i'd love to."

Tone down on the enthusiasm, there abit.

Russel did hug Yukari last night. He must be all conflicted instead of jumping onto this train happily without care.

I'm hoping this doesn't lock us into anything.

>>26970471
>>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

>>26970471
>>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

WE STILL NEED TO TALK TO HER ABOUT THIS/THE NARWHAL DANCE

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

FUCK YES.

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>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

Let's do this.

Yukari's going to ask us too

I'm fucking calling it. That's exactly what's gonna happen

>Other
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

This makes up for being so fucking late BJ, count on it.

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>>26970471
>>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"
it's not like we promoused the fluffy one to go there. the fluffy one might be a good squeeze, but she does not seem to want to get deeper in the relationship like Miho wants to go. we might have to hold hands in public soon...

>>26970471
"Wow. That's... that's kinda significant. I have to tell you, I'm not that good around girls and I've never done anything that before, but..."

"Actually, do you know what Anzu's plans for the parade are?"

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

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>>26970471
>[x] "Miho, I think you're great and you're a great commander but I can't..."

>>26970593
And so, to prevent that, I vote for THIS!

Eyes on the goal!

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"
oh god why is there even a no option

>>26970604
>hold hands in public

Do you have any IDEA what her sister will do when she finds out? Not to mention what HER MOTHER will do?

>>26970609
>"Actually, do you know what Anzu's plans for the parade are?"

You do know saying that to a girl who just asked you out is liable to break that girl's heart, right?

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

>>26970471
> "That would be great Miho, but fair warning Anzu is trying to get people to do that Anglerfish dance thing so watch out!"

IT'S A RUSE! She wants to trick us into doing the dance with the girls! Anzu put her up too it

>>26970471
>I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

>>26970649
Not everyone is nuts about Yukari anon.

>>26970651
man her mother is a giant cunt and her sister will be happy for her what do we care?

It might be a good idea to tell her that Anzu might make us all do the Tunafish dance during the parade. I mean, I guess that means we'll be going together but...

>>26970669
I could live with that

>>26970471
>>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

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>>26970471
>Other.
Yeah sure, as long as Anzu doesn't rope me into doing that walrus dance.

>Now to set the Yukari on the Miho, ensuring glorious honorable harem.

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>>26970649
>Eyes on the goal!
Sorry bro, I'm looking over this way.

>>26970703
Wait, what if Yukari is shipping us and Miho?

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

>>26970471
"Can we do that crayfish dance?"

>>26970471
>>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"
BUT
>Can we bring Yukari? I get the feeling she doesn't have many friends..."

>>26970651
and THAT is the idea!

>>26970669
>>26970686
guys.... remember what happened when we had the water fight. now think about that amount of beefcake is unleased SHIP WIDE! we wouldn't live though the DAY! lets not join in this....

>>26970651
Her sister actually supports her independence/etc. Her mother's just a cunt. Either way, fuck Shiho.

>>26970471
>>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

>>26970649
I love Yukari
I love Miho
I love Yukari
I love Miho

Why do we have to pick!?

>>26970806

God wills it son.

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

>>26970732
wait... i did not think about that.
........
damn. i COULD see that happening.
i hope yukari would be happy getting second place with us.

>>26970684
>>26970776
I don't think her sister is going to support us going that far in public. It basically makes her unmarriageable, and if it doesn't work out with us she's sullied for life!

>>26970821
i REJECT those choices! we will pick another choice....

>see the votes

We're fucked.

>>26970471
>Get a pistol of some sort and fire into the ceiling.

>>26970471
>Sure sounds like fun

Lets keep it a little more casual for now

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>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

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>>26970881
Still fits I think.

>>26970854
shiho is about to kick Miho out of the family anyway, so what do we care? we just need to beat them in the tank fight!
anyway, POST MORE QM! we want tank fights!

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>>26970732
We ship her and us and her and Miho.

Then we listen to bands made of girly men that no one outside an American Middle/High School has heard of. Engage in discussions about how our parents suck and are evil. Someone normal becomes a villain, one (or more) of the love interests starts cutting/attempts suicide, at least one character is suddenly gay and everyone but us hates them, maybe a love interest gets/was raped, people get into overblown feuds and arguments off minor issues, we manage to pull everything together, reunite everyone, win the tournament and get our bisexual harem end.

I don't think I truly realized how formulaic popfanfic was before I typed that.

>>26970877

Chaos on the other hand totally supports harems! Especially Slaanesh...

>>26970881
I second this. We also need to scream loudly.

>>26970773
All those reactions from the beefcake was them just messing with us.
We don't really have any girl slaying beefcake powers.

YOU FOOLS! IT'S A TRAP!

Yukari will ask us to the parade, and we'll have to break her heart!

Then Anzu will make us dance on the float, so we can't go with Miho! Shenanigans will prevent us from contacting her before the day, and she'll wait for us and think we stood her up! She'll be so upset she won't even go to the parade where we'll be dancing!

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

...Can't...resist..the......MIHO!

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>>26970881

>>26970971
>Yukari will ask us to the parade, and we'll have to break her heart!
We'll take her too. We have two arms.

>>26970985
>/tg/ is still 1911 EDC board.

>>26970971

No. We say yes too.

Because shenanigans and russel does't know how to say no.

Cue the entire team helping Russel run between dates without the girls finding out

>>26970985
Well, someone needs to put some EM coils around John Moses Browning's coffin, because the spin rate could power NYC.

>>26970471
>"I'd love to go to the parade with you!"

>>26970971
See >>26970593
I've already called it

BlackJack is a coniving sunnuva bitch who I'd trust like I'd trust a bag of cut snakes

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>>26971030
Too big to use that way. Unless you open carry.

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>>26971073
>BlackJack is a coniving sunnuva bitch who I'd trust like I'd trust a bag of cut snakes

Thank you! It means a lot to hear that!

Here, have a Knispel.

>>26971074
Get a better holster. Seriously, if I can manage to CC a full size with my scrawny ass, anyone can.

>>26971160
this. I cc with a full size PX4. It's not that hard

>>26971073
are you surprised? He has a copy of Planefag's book of trolling/tear drinking and leans more on troll than entertainment.

>>26971160
That's a double stack, it's quite a bit wider than a stock 1911.

>>26971211
I'm a newfag so yes

>>26971125
DAMN IT BLACK JACK! why won't you stop tormenting us and finish this parade arc, some of us want more TONK fights! (that we all know you are coniving and love to torment us so.)

>>26971074
>Using the same Pilot pen until all of the coating wears off and the ink runs out.

I like your style.

>>26970940

I'm starting to feel heretical.

So, who else is playing WoT while waiting for BJ to post?

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>>26971242
>double stack 1911
oh god im gonna hurl

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>>26971074
>fullsize
>too big to carry

erry day brohiem

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>>26971308

YOU AIN'T SEEN

NUTHIN

YET

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>>26971348

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>>26970593

Well if that DOES happen we can apologize and say we accepted Miho's invitation already. Then it's not us ditching her, but Miho moving in on her territory. Balls in her court and we're guilt-free.

>>26971444
You just want to see a Miho/Yukari cat fight don't you?

Not that I would totally enjoy that, not at all.

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>>26971444

And are you forgetting the razor-wielding father of Yukari who actually expects us to fuck his daughter?

Something tells me we do NOT want to disappoint that man.

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>>26971525

Don't we have a... tank? I'm sure we can figure SOMETHING out.

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>>26971348
This is an abomination, and it's maker shall burn.

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>>26971264
time for BLAMen's!

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>>26971599

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6ZgTkP5H9s

I cannot stress enough that this is an actual thing that exists.

You turn around and smile at her, thanking whatever deities were looking on you kindly that, aside from a hug, you hadn't had to say anything at all. "Miho, are you asking me on a date?" You say, smiling a bit under your straightened face. As long as she's the one doing the embarassing part, you might as well have a bit of fun with the situation.

Miho's fidgeting intensifies. "Um... Yes? I guess..." She says quietly, stairing at your feet. "You don't have to-"

"Sure! Sounds like fun!" You say loudly and cheerfully and Miho seems to deflate and swell with pride at the same time. You turn around and get a couple of bowls out before spooning oatmeal into them. "Butter and Sugar?" You ask her and she nods enthusiastically, evidently deciding that being accepted was, in fact, good news.

She's friggin adorable when she's embarassed. You place the bowl of oatmeal down after dropping a slice of sugar and a heavy helping of brown sugar into her bowl.

>"So, about the Parade- Anzu wanted me to recruit girls to do that sunfish dance..."
>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."
>Other.

>>26971657
That seems like a remarkably inneficient way to carry.

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>>26971525

So you're more scared of a straight razor-wielding, mild-mannered barber than a frigid, heartless woman that is Miho's mother?

>>26971698
>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."
>"But Anzu wanted me to recruit girls to do that sunfish dance..."

>>26971698
>>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

>>26971712
We can beat Shiho on the field of battle. We can't beat mr. yukari in the field of a back alley

>>26971743
by 'beat', you mean 'curbstomp', right?

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>>26971706

Yeah. This is how to do it.

>>26971698
>sunfish dance

We're not committing to anything yet.

I forget - do any of our other crewmembers have... chemistry with either of those two?

>>26971698
>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

>>26971698
>>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

>>26971712

Mild-mannered on the exterior. Miho's mom probably wouldn't give two shits if we turned down her daughter, probably expects her daughter to marry rich anyway, and probably would feel it's dishonorable for Miho to date a "filthy gaijin".

Yukari's dad, however. I see him as the man who is very friendly as he locks the door behind you, and says "Son, I'm not angry that you broke Yukari's heart. I'm just disappointed." As he knocks you unconscious and then tortures you in his secret dungeon. I see him as someone who is happy-go-lucky, almost bumbling, on the outside...but a sadistic, vengeful, and psychotic killer on the inside.

>>26971698
>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

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>>26971885

>>26971939

I will never forget that picture as the day Remilia turned into a luchadore.

Fuck you Planefag, FUCK YOU.

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>>26971698
>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

>>26971698
>>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

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>>26971776
that is you i surpose, yes?

>>26971698
>"So, about the Parade- Anzu wanted me to recruit girls to do that sunfish dance..."

lets tie this thread down fellows.

>>26971698
>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

>>26971968

Whatever happened to Plane Fag?

I miss Strike Witches Quest

>>26972036
He's working on his other quest right now and plans to resume SWQ when it's complete.

>>26971939
>>26971885

Aaaaaaaand....done.

>>26971698
>"So, about the Parade- Anzu wanted me to recruit girls to do that sunfish dance ...who do you think would want to join in?"
>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

>>26971698
>>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

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>>26971968
>lucha

... what?

>>26972113

You really don't want to know.

>>26971991

Nope. Hairy neckbeard. But there's a youtube video of which that is a still of a girl demonstrating how to conceal-carry with a dress.

WORTH A WATCH.

No I do not remember the link

>>26971698
>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

>>26972036
As a true follower, I do, too, but he has other projects that need focus at the moment, such as A Wizard Is You. He has promised to return after, and as we know...

Trust in Planefag. Faith in Planefag.

>>26972113
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S4oARrfctA
Everything you need to know.

>>26971698
>So, about the Parade- Anzu wanted me to recruit girls to do that sunfish dance... Any ideas on who would do it.

>>26971698
>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

Isn't it Japanime culture that in accepting her confession means that we're now bound to marry her?

>>26972458
lolwut?

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>>26972458
Dude we hugged her, in Japanime Kultur that's like a half dozen RBIs. I don't even know how we get 6 people on base to bring home, but hugs manage it.

>>26972458
only in the badly written plots of /a/nimes anon.

BlackJack, it's getting kinda /a/ in here. stop that please.

>>26972507

You will die a fucking horrible death.

>>26972515
At least we didn't hold her hand. Then we'd have gotten her pregnant.

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>>26972585
After the next match.

>>26972553
So we're just "I kinda like you, let's date and see if we're good for each other"?

>>26971698
>>"So, about the Parade- Anzu wanted me to recruit girls to do that sunfish dance..."

>>26972611
DEAR GOD MAN! Blue board, not cool.

>>26972515
Brak out the rye bread and mustard, grandma.

>>26971698
>"So, about the Parade- Anzu wanted me to recruit girls to do that sunfish dance..."

Aaaaand moving on.

>>26971698
>>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

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This..this is what you morons are thinking with.

>>26971698
>>"I'm really glad you asked me to go..."

As you sit down, Miho sits politely across from you- you smile despite yourself. "I'm glad you asked me..." You say, trying to prepare yourself to be something that does not occure naturally in your demeanour... romantic.

Miho smiles, seemingly calmed down now that the hard part is over for her. "Why is that Russells?" She isn't fidgeting at this point- mission accomplished for her.

Now its your turn to fidget. "Well... You're a great tank commander, better than me!" You blurt out- smooth, Russells, smooth. "And you're pretty, and you're really nice to everyone." You swallow hard. "And you're able to organize multi-stage ambushes on the fly..." Dammit, stop bringing up tanks!

Miho gets her turn to giggle a bit at your expense- you've only got so much ability to stay cool and when you go past your limits you look like a goddamned moron.

>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans...
>What about the rest of the team?
>Other.

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You stupid motherfuckers are just digging yourselves into a deep pit with no hope of escape. We're already dating Yukari, whether we admit it or not, and we've made several promises not to hurt her. Suffice to say, I'm going to laugh when this bites you stupid waifufags in the ass.

And no, we're not gonna get Yukari and Miho into some retarted threesome, so quit thinking about it.

>>26972696
>>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans...

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>>26972585
That's not how baby making works

>>26972723
says the person that can't spell 'retarded' properly.

>>26972696
>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans...
ok, with all of this hinting it's not going away if we ignore it

>>26972696
>>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans...


>>26972723
No we're not. Nothing's official. And everyone in the quest is a fucking waifufag.

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>>26972556

The harsh reality of being a gangsta

>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans...
At least we didn't tell her we liked her tits yet.

>>26972681
Our military? Yes, of course, this is GuPQuest.

>>26972696
>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans...
>What about the rest of the team?
I'm kinda sad that we're quasi-NTRing Yukari here, but might as well play it as well as we can

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>What about the rest of the team?

Yes, what about reality when it hits? Or rather when everyone else finds out?

>>26972723
Yeah...
We're fucked.

Really fucked.
By Rose and Yukari's dad.
And we possibly may have torn apart one of the better tank crews in our group.

>>26972696
>>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans...

>>26972723
Miho did inadvertently indicate she was willing to have an open relationship of sorts, so it's not outside the realm of possibility.

>>26972826
>Miho did inadvertently indicate she was willing to have an open relationship of sorts, so it's not outside the realm of possibility.
What.

>>26972723
This does not in any way prevent us from continuing to be best tank-bros with Yukari, it just means we won't be fucking her for the foreseeable future.

>>26972826
>Miho did inadvertently indicate she was willing to have an open relationship of sorts, so it's not outside the realm of possibility.

HOw?

That little act t rustle jimmies?

Did you hear her apology after she thought Russel and Rose were together?

>>26972817

Or Yukari wasn't even AWARE of anything between us.

This is Yukari we're talking about, she probably thought this stuff was completely harmless.

>>26972696
>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans.

just move onto this before the spagitti returns!

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>>26972790

>>26972915
stop saying that as it just makes it sound like all you care about sex, and that sort of thinking was tiresome enough in SW89.

Honestly the OT3 is the main hope for peace as otherwise..... WAR (especially with how CERTAIN people seem to go for Miho just because it's easier to get her laid)

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>>26973008

>>26972696
>What about the rest of the team?

>>26973051
Um... what? I think you're reading way too deeply into what I said.

I'm saying that being best tank-bros is way more important than whether or not we hook up with her romantically. How does that make it sound like all I care about is sex? Are you insane?

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>>26972696
>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans...

>>26973051
Dude, some of us just like Miho better. Sex would just be weird since we're like 16 or whatever and have no experience while neither does she.

>>26972696
>We really do need to tell her about Anzu's plans...

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>>26973060

>>26973112
well you do keep on mentioning the word "fucking" whenever you bring it up as opposed to dating.

>>26973142
>implying that affects things in the world.

>>26973192
I've brought it up once...

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>>26973051

I smell... autism.

>>26973051
>(especially with how CERTAIN people seem to go for Miho just because it's easier to get her laid)

Seriously? I went for Miho because I liked her more as a potential romantic option from the beginning, not because she was the first one to ask us out.

>>26973234
Yeah for real. Yukari is a great tank bro but I don't think the concept of relationships is something that she really grasps.

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>>26973142

But fluffy goddess

>>26973142
>Sex would just be weird since we're like 16 or whatever and have no experience while neither does she.
Were you never in highschool or something? 16 year olds practice the secret art of fucking as a hobby.

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This is Alpha 2, we have confirmed sightings of multiple wifu fags in the AO, repeat wifu wars incoming.

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>>26973356
Not likely since pic related is widely accepted as best girl.

>>26973060
>Stig stuck in a Stug.jpg

>>26973346
Yukari is a good tank bro, but I like Miho better.

>>26973351
Some do. Girls who spent their entire lives decorated to tankery and a guy who's still nervous about getting a kiss on the cheek? No.

Is there any way to contact Blackjack through, say, an IRC channel or email? I've got some questions that I need to ask him.

>>26973420
He's in SWQ IRC sometimes.

>>26973420

You can always ask them right here, he tends to answer!

>>26973411
dedicated*

>>26973420
he's in #swq on rizon though not particularly active and not with the same name

>>26973420
He also plays WoT, so you can contact him there as well.

>>26973442
My questions are more private in nature.
>>26973434
Any idea what times?

>>26973482
he is in the IRC right now, tho good luck getting his attention when he is playing tonks

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>>26973498

>>26973346
Better hope for OT3 possibilities then, otherwise I think hte Yukari ship is going to get sunk at the rate of things.

>>26973684
Not sunk. More like mutual collision of Mihoship and Yukariship leading to disintegration.

>two date with Yukari
>mutual hugs, and blushing
>dad approves, things look good
>"Nope she's oblivious. Even on a real date, she wouldn't get it."
>Suddenly Miho und Panzer Quest

Chugga chugga.

>>26973684

As I said in yesterday's thread, the only one who might have a problem with that is (ironically enough) the MC. Yukari is hero-worshipping them both, and Miho would be flattered and appreciate the attention, compared to what she got on the hmefront.

>>26973835
Now I know you're fishing for replies, but it's the people who inadvertently picked a Miho choice. Now you're crying railroads again?

>>26973835
It's not railroads but people going for the "easy" choice, same as they did with Katya (yeah I went there)

Also what >>26973923 said though from the way of the choices it was either that or rip her heart out.

>>26973861
You'd rather have a war on our hands?


I hope Blackjack's enjoying his 64oz super gulps filled with our tears.

>>26973861

No, I dont see it working out either.

This is going to end terribly.

>>26973957

Even when you have the best intentions, its never easy on someone to be turned down romantically, however you did have choices to do just that.

Or ignore it and hope it goes away.

>>26974019
So, is he?

>>26973957
you say that like yukari wouldn't be easy, she's the one who invited us to her house both times.

The last recourse of the waifushit is to claim other waifus are sluts

>>26974019

You know, the chances of those choices being picked by /tg/ only asymptotically leaves zero...

>>26974057
She's rather naive about such things and I was not implying Miho was a slut but rather people picked her because they thought she would be easier to "progress" things with.

>>26974111
No...no, I picked her because I like her. Stop putting words in my mouth.

>>26974111

Or maybe, just maybe, people chose Miho because they genuinely liked her over Yukari.

>>26974111

We now have the task to deconstruct years of psychological (and probably physical) abuse from Miho's family off her...

Not sure if we really went for the easy choice here, considering all we needed to do with Yukari was to get her to understand there are other things in life than "Tanks... Tanks everywhere!"

>>26974170
Then where were they earlier? It seems like to me they took advantage of anon's stupidity

>>26974170
Or maybe, just maybe, your mom chose my dick because she genuinely liked it over Yours.

>>26974199
>We now have the task to deconstruct years of psychological (and probably physical) abuse from Miho's family off her...

Gentle loving threesome with Yukari is a good start.

>>26974211
Enjoying the tanks

>>26974253

I'm all for it, but other anons here seems to think it's a bad idea.

sadface.jpg

>>26974342
there's some of us who are for it, certainly beats waifu wars like some people are gunning for (it takes one foul move to start one, like the one in progress)

>>26974342

I feel its a bad idea.

Also after last night, its like we're stringing yukari along and I dont like that.

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So T18, best tank or bestest tank?

Also do we have a release date for 8.8?

You sigh, leaning back and letting your breakfast cool off a bit. "So... About the parade." You begin, looking up at the ceiling. "Well, Anzu wanted me to recruit more girls for the float. To do that clownfish dance or whatever..." You stretch your arms behind your head nervously. "She thought maybe I could convince them to do it for the good of the team..."

Miho stares at you. "What?"

You shuffle your feet under the table. "I'm not even sure if she still needs it- after all we won that bet with Glorianna and all that but..." Which was entirely true- parading the leader of a rival school around would probably be just as good as a bunch of girls from the home team. On the other hand, this is Anzu we're talking about and she's got her own motives for everything.

"We need to talk to her about that..." Miho says with dangerous evenness in her voice. "Find out more about her ideas for the fair..."

>"I don't think anybody else should have to do that Goldfish dance..."
>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."
>"Don't worry, I'll talk to her about it myself..."
>Other.

>>26974456
9-10th of september is speculated date

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>>26974456
No. German steel is best steel.

>>26974509
>>"I don't think anybody else should have to do that Goldfish dance..."

>>26974509

>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."

>>26974509
>>"I don't think anybody else should have to do that Goldfish dance..."
We worked hard for this, dammit!

>>26974509
>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."

Rolled 9

>>26974527
Germany: Back-to-Back World War Losers.

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>>26974509
>"I don't think anybody else should have to do that Goldfish dance..."

>>26974509
>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."

>>26974509
>Other

We could have a training FFA match. Losing teams do the dance.

Because Anzu doesn't want men dancing anyway, Blackjack's crew are referees.

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>>26974456
Hopefully not before I can finish with the 3001H.

>>26974509
>>"Don't worry, I'll talk to her about it myself..."
Been too long since we bugged the midget anyway.

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>>26974509
Combine these two. First:
>"I don't think anybody else should have to do that Goldfish dance..."
But then gallantry kicks in:
>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."

>>26974583
Ooh, this.

>>26974509
>"I don't think anybody else should have to do that Goldfish dance..."

>>26974509
>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."
we are not a great commander, we are a good commander

Rolled 12

>>26974591
I got lucky. I'd researched the 30.01H but not bought it yet when the news about the move dropped. So now I'm waiting.

>>26974509

>"I don't think anybody else should have to do that Goldfish dance..."

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>>26974456
>t18

>>26974509

>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."

>>26974509
>>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."

>>26974625
if you have a 30.01H in your garage when the patch rolls around, you get a free garage slot and a 30.02M with 100% crew to replace it

>>26974456
awww lawd, is dat sum WoT?

and the T18 is hilariously OP, everyone knows that

>>26974509

>>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."

>>26974509

>>"I don't think anybody else should have to do that Goldfish dance..."

>>26974583
Seconded.

Rolled 14

>>26974667
WHAT?!

>>26974509
>"Don't worry, I'll talk to her about it myself..."

>>26974592
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
post more

>>26974509
>"I don't think anybody else should have to do that Goldfish dance..."

>>26974714
yep, http://ftr.wot-news.com/2013/08/29/confirmed-free-vk3002m-for-vk3001h-owners/

if anything I'm doing it for the free 100% medium crew and the money from selling the tanks

Rolled 11

>>26974736
Welp, gonna have to buy dat 30.01H tomorrow morning when I wake up.

>>26974509
>"Worse comes to worse I could always get my crew to do it..."
What could go wrong? Skin tight costume, bulging gaijin men, ahahahn, abalone dancing.

>>26974753
Better to wait a week, unless you've got spaces to spare.

>>26974847
>unless you've got spaces to spare
I do.

>>26974736
I'm still researching the Panther before then. Less than 20k away from it and I can just use my TOG to get the money.

>>26974736
Fuck, how much exp for that 30.01H? Still need to get Pz.Kpfw. III/IV.

>>26974908
You won't make it in time.
Although you should still get the III/IV asap, it's a fun tank.

As music as I like Miho, I think what we're doing here is kind of shallow and shortsighted.

As music as I like Miho, I think what we're doing here is kind of shallow and shortsighted.

>>26975323
Thank you someone who actually understands that this goes beyond which waifu is pure or sucks cocks.
What we just did is making the needle spike on the douche scale. The fact that you people can't keep your dick in your pants long enough to realize you're being an idiot is amazing. If you are spending time with someone and have told their family if your intent, you don't do accepting a date from someone else.

>>26975475
>>26975323
Fucking phone...

>>26975500
I can forgive the double post and spelling mistake cause you obviously don't have your head in your ass

>>26975475
>>26975482

I am in agreement. Just going along with the flow like this can be problematic, to put it mildly.

>>26975549
but is that what our character would do?

>>26975482
>>26975549

We didn't promise the dad anything. We said we were unsure and wouldn't hurt her. Miho, whom we also respect and just kissed us, basically came out and said she liked us, then asked us on a date. We have next to no experience with girls so, it's perfectly in character.

>>26975604

No, based off the insinuations during the meet with Yukari's dad, I expected Russel to jump out of the window.

>>26975604
Oblivious, yes, bit of an ass at times, but doesn't strike me as a full-on douche.

Worst I'd imagine him being would be non-committal.

>>26975604
I think that in character, MC has just woken up, had a girl confess to him, and completely forgot about everything else.

And BlackJack, the bastard that he is, is going to have that forgetting come back to bite us.

You grimace a bit at Miho. "Yeah... No idea what that dance is..." You say, gesturing around in the air with your spoon. "...but from their reaction I don't think I'd want any of them doing that dance, whether I convinced them to do it voluntarily or not." You sigh and roll your eyes.

"...but Anzu's going to demand more people to do it-" Miho continues for you... "She's going to insist though. Say it's for the good of the team..."

"Yeah, there's some sort of cash prize for the winning float..." You say, before scooping up another bite of oatmeal. "I could offer my crew up for it. They wouldn't care a bit about some stupid dance." You raise an eyebrow at Miho. "She'd never allow it, either. Bunch of ugly white guys..."

"You aren't ugly!" Miho protests.

You smile your thanks to her- she's absolutely wrong but it's nice of her to say so. "If I earnestly gave her that as the only option, she'd have to make due with Darjeeling and her crew..." You say with a smile.

>"So, ready to head to practice then?"
>"So, what do we tell the rest of the crews?"
>Other.