>>26977768

The last two days hasn't exactly been kind to you. Besides finding out that your principal is basically a green-haired giggly harpy that seems to schitzophrenically bounce between a reasonable, if even well-intentioned nice girl next door to a grinning, scheming master troll - and discovering that you're the current target of a massive security leak that's all but sanctioned by your boss AND has your hair-trigger temper, high-frequency pigsticker-wielding colleague on her side - trying to get things secured had been an absolute ordeal. Thankfully, Kyuubey seemed generous with allocating resources you needed, but...you've got a feeling that won't be the case in the future. The mutant cat does have his own limits, and it'll only be a matter of time before you start hitting them.

...Well, it wasn't all that bad. You did have a nice dream, earlier, one that didn't involve you dying somehow while a pink-haired eldritchian horror giggled over your twitching corpse. And you did find a friend - of sorts - with Karasawa Noriko, a sweaty, drippy assistant of Ruri and an idol of her own right. You've no idea how she survives being the superidol's daily kicking puppy, and you've scared the wits out of her a couple of times - but she seemed like a nice kid. Nice enough that you'd probably take a bullet for her if she gets in the crossfire. Or avoid using her as a human shield if it's you being shot at. Something like that, yeah. That's what friends do with their friends, right?

Yeah. That's what friends do for their friends.

Besides not setting them on fire.

...You're never going to let that go, are you? Because you should. It's time to let it go. Move on with your life. Seriously.

>>26977780

If it's any consolation, the journey to Mitakihara Stadium seems to be moving along smoothly, with the four-car convoy proceeding without incident down a route that's already been blocked off and secured by the city authorities. Most of the security detail the first three cars - Squad Hiryu included - while you, Enishi and Sayaka rode along with Ruri and Noriko in the fourth.

Kyosuke's security firm seemed dedicated into showing they were serious, too - sending out two heavily-armored APCs to escort the convoy, one at point and the other tailing behind. You'd just appreciate it more if the APcs themselves weren't sporting Super Idol Sensation Ruri-sama decals and paintwork, something that even Ruri herself felt was a bit excessive (but not before giggling and having Noriko take pictures of herself posing in front of them).

When asked (or just stonily glared at), Kyosuke explained that it was all 2020 Productions' idea, with the Producer himself insisting that the armored vehicles be dolled up for the concert. Something about making every available surface an 'event-marketing opportunity' or something like that. But as with all things concerning Kirishima Ruri, you decided to simply shrug and let it happen. As long as the gun turrets and stuff on the APCs still work, you wouldn't care if they were plastered with uncensored MM x MM fanart - which, coincidentally, is a real andahorrifying phenomenon that Ruri let you get a peek of from her laptop. You had to look away after the first few pieces, thankful that Sayaka was too busy talking to Kyoko on her smartphone to notice.

It's...well, it's the internet, fine, but you'll probably never get the sight of what is pretty much a drawing of you with bits you shouldn't have, and using said bits on what is essentially a drawing of Midori.

>>26977786

...Setting that aside, things are going your way for now. Not even a peep from Tojo Group, and you were anticipating that they'd try something during the trip to the stadium. No sudden unexplained packages from the Prophet, and even Pinky's behaving (although she did just kiss you with a mouth full of blood earlier). So far, so good, then?

"More like so far, so boring." Ruri grumbles for what seems like the umpteenth time since you got into the car, the idol slouching while in her frilly, black gothic lolita costume. Her brilliant green hair tied into her trademark twintails and then teased into gentle curls. "Really, Chiaki-chan, when I asked for you to escort me, I thought things would be a bit more...exciting! Shootouts! High-speed car chases! Explosions!"

Both you and Sayaka share a glance, and the Blueberry replies for you. "But...isn't that what you asked us specifically to prevent, Ruri-san?"

"Well, yeah..." Ruri allows, before sighing again. "But I wanted to see the both of you - especially Chiaki-chan here - in action! I mean, it seems kind of a waste, right? For everyone to go to this kind of effort, and nothing happening?" She turns to you, then at Sayaka, then back at you again, expectantly. "Right? You agree with me, right? Ne, Chiaki-chan?"

Sayaka glances back at you again, and you see Enishi covering her smile with a kimono sleeve.

This idol. Really, this idol.

How do you respond?

>>26977795

its the most exciting time of the day :D

>>26977812
hurr hurr hurrr

>>26977795
[x] "There's no such thing as a convenient amount of action. It's always too much or too little."

Fucking kneecaps dodging a confrontation.

>>26977795
"I hope we aren't going to need any of the security we've placed around you today, personally."

>>26977795
[x] "I prefer to get my action outside escort missions myself."

>>26977795
[x] Shootouts aren't nearly as exciting when you have to protect someone.

>>26977812
its like this retard doesn't even know this quest was around before the Magical girl things were a mainstay.
go back to sleep little newfriend.

>>26977871
>>26977952
>replying


Wonder what kind of disaster this day will bring with it.

>>26977795
[x] "My last Idol protection job ended with dozens of innocent people gunned down by the corrupt security detail, or hacked to pieces by Lance Kilgore's brainwashed Idol harem. All of whom are now dead. Kilgore himself was worse than anything you could possibly imagine.
If something 'exciting' does happen, you will probably be far too busy pissing yourself in terror to enjoy it."

>>26977991
personally i'm curios to know whether this is gonna be worse then killgore or kharns shit at this point.

>>26977812
You are months too late for any hopes of that
I wish I had a slowpoke image that reflected just how slow you were

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>>26977795

Stare at her silently for a moment then give her a shrug and a non-committal "Maybe." Sigh and stare out the window (because Warmaster gets the window seat) and say "I kinda want to shoot someone... but I want this to be over with more."

>>26977795
[x]Shootouts are a lot less fun when you can't shoot back, and don't regenerate from bullet holes.

[x]No, I'm not going to give you a gun.

>>26978056
How about that one where the guy replies to that Code Geass post two years later?

We really should tell her bits and pieces about our last escort mission and how it ended. Seeing Ruri squirm would be fun.

>>26978163
She wouldn't squirm. She's laugh and squeal and be enraptured by all the blood and gore.

-Wait, how did she avoid the shootout last time, anyway?

>>26977795
[x] Get her a Vid of how Girl A acidentally 3 Eversor Squads.

>>26978179
Well if she did, we could guilt-trip her by reminding her that it was her colleague that almost got raped, and others that actually have been before, and it's not a laughing mater nor 'exciting'.

>>26978193
But there wasn't much to see. One moment everyone was happy, then they were dead. We need something more graphic.

Also, I want to scare Noriko.

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I just want them to hook up.

They deserve it.

>>26978361
It's all about the journey anon.

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>>26978361
>mfw I realized that Chiaki is a textbook example of a Kuudere
>mfw I realized that Homuhomu was too.

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>>26978361
I agree with the sentiment, but I'd suggest another picture.

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>>26978442

>>26978477

Nicehatguy, get the last one with Wendy done!

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The life of a doujin artist / magical girl is surely one of suffering.

>>26978610
Truly among the most stressful of dual occupations.

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>>26978067
Agreed!

>>26978502

Last one with Wendy? Did I miss one?

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If Ruri just gets casually shot by some random person during the concert. I will laugh

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCv3iv-jGro

>>26977906 >>26977925 >>26978084

You glance down at the Warmaster cap in your hands - the winged skull emblem embroidered with golden thread grinning toothily at you - before looking back up at the idol. You reply that the security isn't really a waste, as far as you're concerned - it's always better to have something and not need it, than need something and not have it.

That said, you're hoping that it'll be the former rather than the latter - as much as you agree that some action would indeed be exciting for her, it wouldn't be nearly as exciting for you. Shootouts aren't nearly as exciting when you've got a principal to worry about. It's the reason why escort missions like these are more often than not avoided like the plague in the Officio, even if they mean a significant boost in pay.

...And no, you're not giving her a gun.

Ruri blinks at you. "Huh? B-but how did you--" The idol starts, puzzled, before shaking her head and pouting. "Aw, you're no fun, Chiaki-chan."

Yes. You agree. You are No Fun Incarnate. And your boring, funless reign will continue until your contract with her is over and everyone can move on with their lives.

"Hmph!" Ruri turns her nose up and away from you, crossing her arms in a very annoying princess-like air. "You're making yourself lose so many Ruri Points, Chiaki-chan, it's not even funny! How are you going to get the Harem End if you're going to be like that all the time?"

What? You're not even sure you can manage a single relationship. The hell is she talking about a Harem End? And what the hell are Ruri Points? Is this some kind of idol thing?

"Affection points," Sayaka murmurs beside you. "You know. In visual novel games, that kind of thing."

...Ah. You guessed it was something like that.

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Lewd! www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2013/07/10-1/madoka-magica-vending-machines-in-akihabara

>>26978786

You were about to say how you're not at all interested in Ruri points at all, when all of a sudden the car you're riding in suddenly screeches to a crashing halt, and causing almost everyone to pitch forward in their seats. Sayaka squawks as Noriko ends up with her face in her lap, while Ruri herself shrieks as she finds herself sprawled on top of yours, her legs around your waist. You catch a whiff of her perfumed scent, one spiced with mint and something vaguely floral - before the angry swearing starts. Mostly from you, Sayaka, and surprisingly a bit from Ruri, but only after the both of you disentangle yourselves from each other awkwardly.

"What the hell happened?!" Sayaka turns towards the driver, who all but flinches as he tries to listen closely to the scratchy static coming from his earbud. "Why'd we stop? The road was supposed to be cleared for us! We don't even need to stop for red lights, for fuck's sake!"

"The point APC says there's...there's something on the road in front of us, ma'am! Right in the middle of the road! It wasn't there earlier, it just popped up out of nowhere!"

"Well, have them drive around it, for fuck's sake!" Sayaka all but growls. "I thought you guys were fucking pros!" There's a moment as the blue-haired Eversor visibly tries to calm herself. "...Did they say what it is, even?"

The driver nods, and murmurs something into his headset. A few moments more, and he turns to Sayaka. "...They say it's a dead body, ma'am. Female. In a...in a Magical Girl costume, it sounds like." Some more static, and the driver goes pale. "And...uh...it appears to be one with the head cut off, ma'am."

"...What?" Ruri gasps, here, a horrified expression on her face. "T-that's...no, the Tojo Group wouldn't go that far, would they?"

...Well. Fuck.

What do you do?

[]Get out of the car and investigate the body.
[]Have the convoy drive around it.
[]Other.

>>26978797
[x] Timestop
[x] Get out of the car and investigate the body.

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Before I leave for work

For anyone who's struggling with the messy order from suptg

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Thread_index

The wiki itself is kind of bare right now since it's just a spare time project in between everything else. But, hey, I managed to put together little something for thread 1 and 2!

To feel a bit better about the shameless plug, have a quick edit from last night.

>>26978797

[X]Get out of the car and investigate the body.

>>26978797
>[]Have the convoy drive around it.
Don't stop. Have one of the cars out the body in the trunk for future examination.

Or timestop.

>>26978797
[x]Get out of the car and investigate the body.

>>26978797

>[x] OTHER: NEW ROUTE

Body could be a trap, blown up when the convoy drives past it.

New route to the stadium, now.

>>26978797
>[]Get out of the car and investigate the body.

Rip mami.

>>26978797
Leave Sayaka inside step out and examine it
Maybe stop time once we step out and examine it even

>>26978816
>old chikuwa

>>26978610
>>26978610

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ZxxHbJGbY

>>26978834
>>26978814
>>26978822

I agree, open the door and timestop while Chiaki is inside the car.

>>26978797

>[x]Have the convoy drive around it.

Don't stop

The body is obviously a warning and our principal's safety takes precedence. Any info we can gather, later.

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>>26978797

>[x]Other
Order the convoy to drive around it and before anything happens we timestop.
While in timestop we examine the body, and then look around for anyone with an RPG waiting in ambush.

>>26978797
[x] timestop
[x] investigate the body

But I think we know who that body belongs to, we have already found the head.

>>26978827

This, if possible.

Guys DON'T STOP.

Stopping is a trap. We can detail a car to investigate if we want to but keeping the principal on scene is a NO NO.

Goddamit, Prophet, can't you fucking wait? We're trying to work here.

[X]Have Sayaka investigate.

>>26978797
>[X]Get out of the car and investigate the body.

With our Meguca backup keeping an eye on *all* the angles.

I'm more interested in hos it just..appeared in the middle of the road. An illusion to get us to stop? Or was it there all along, just concealed.

Either way we don't stop, not now.

>>26978797
[x] Leave the car alone, making sure the other two guard the principal.

>>26978827
[x] Supporting this one

>>26978797
[x] Switch to a different route, have either one of the peons or one of Squad Hiryuu check the body while we're getting Ruri out of here.

>"The point APC says there's...there's something on the road in front of us, ma'am! Right in the middle of the road! It wasn't there earlier, it just popped up out of nowhere!"

Just popped out of nowhere?
I can think of any Saints that could do that right now

>>26978797
>[]Get out of the car and investigate the body.
>[]Have the convoy drive around it.

Both. Sayaka stays with the Principal. Enishi comes with us. We detail one car to break off and stay with us. The rest of the convoy (with the Gun girls) keeps moving towards the destination. Us and Enishi investigate corpse.

>>26978797
>[x]Have the convoy drive around it.
>[x]Other.
Switch to alternate route.

Oh boy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNQDK3qZUaI?t=2m25s

>>26978797

[x]Tell Sayaka and the rest to keep an eye on their surroundings
[x]Timestop
[x]Investigate Body

>headless body
It's Mami, isn't it?

For those voting timestop, it may longer be our absolute advantage.

The body just popped out of nowhere. This requires either of 2 scenarios:

1) Enemy knows our routes and hid the body there, perhaps casting a veil on it until we got close enough.

2) A member of the OPFOR has timestop. Getting our route and dragging a corpse to block up while doing so.

>>26978946
Fake!Mami and also the girl Kyoko is looking for.

>>26978797

Stopping's tends to be a bad idea.

[x] Get around or an alternate route. Call the office and get someone else dispatched to look into the body and area.

Oh god, I vvas the first poster ever in the first thread vvho named Chiaki. It's an abstract kind of feel.

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>>26978797
Ewwww
Route B and send a couple of the squad to check the body
http://www.crunchyroll.com/newsfeed/tag/madoka+magica

>all those timeskips
We are teasing Pinky too much. And not in the good way. Save timestops for when we really need them.

>>26978953

OPFOR? at any rate, it has already been mentioned that Chiaki is the only magical girl in the world with Timestop. The closest equivalent are time slowing abilities like Kirika's.

>>26978953
>1) Enemy knows our routes and hid the body there, perhaps casting a veil on it until we got close enough.
Cince the city authorities knew about the concert and route was closed off ahead of time, this is most probable explanation.

>>26978955
>>26978982
Timestops are fine as long as they're not frivolous and we don't do stupid shit. Last one was a bit of both but it seemed to end well due to our stockpile of Pinky Points.
>>26978963
crunchyroll pls go

>>26978982
I think this counts for a really needs it
And we have not used timestop all that often lately just the last couple of times we used it frivolously

>>26978986
presumably he means OPposing FORce

NECO has been silent...

its her body isnt it

>>26979002
Well we had the head appear before NECO even turned up so maybe this is the same body?

>>26979002
God I fucking hope so.

>>26979002
Nah, we are not THAT lucky.

It's most likely the body we already have head for.

>>26979002
Nah. We dont have that much luck. Our luck is so shitty in fact, that it probably will be one of the Squad Hiryuu girls.

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<- Concert time?

>>26979000

That makes sense. Thank you.

>>26978797
[x]Have the convoy drive around it.

[x]Detail someone to go secure it, too.

>>26979048
Sayaka's skirt sucks. She should be wearing pants.

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This thread is too wide.

>>26979084
>too wide
I think you need to leave

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>>26979084

No its not. Its not wide enough. Its never wide enough, anon.

>>26979048
KyouMami look best, MadoHomu are fine, Sayaka looks like a policewoman ineptly disguised as an old-fashioned gentleman.

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>>26979048
I like the dresses

>>26979048

Homuhomu looks surprisingly good in red. We need to go clothes shopping with Midori and get Chiaki some red.

>>26979123
>Kyouko in a dress
C'mon...stop it, I'm too old to be attracted to fictional charcters.

>>26979048
>>26979123
>Sayaka
Why can't she into clothing?

>>26979002
She wasn't a MG last time I checked

>>26979144
Because Salaka a shit.

>>26979131
And you need to draw it.
Pretty please. With a sugar on top.

>>26979134

You're not thinking deeper enough.

Kyoko... wearing Amber's dress

>>26979156
Qipao are fantastic.

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>>26979156

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>>26979123
>Dem Mammies

>>26979154

Chiaki and Midori shopping for clothes? Sounds a bit complicated but I like the idea. Can't do anything tonight because I have classes after work, but I'll see what I can come up with tomorrow.

>>26979195
And Pinky perving in the changing rooms. Jealous of Midori's midoris.

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>>26978816 >>26978814 >>26978825 >>26978833

You tell the driver to have everyone on high alert and be ready to move when you say so. You then turn to Sayaka and Enishi, telling them to guard Ruri with their lives and be ready for anything.

"Huh?" Sayaka frowns at you as she tries to fix her hair back into its unmussed form, Noriko's struggling and flailing having made a complete mess of it. "Well, of course that's what we're supposed to do all along, the hell are you trying to--" A moment, and her eyes go wide. "Wait. You're not seriously thinking of going out there, are you?"

...Of course you are. You're just going to see what it is.

"Are you fucking--" The blue-haired Eversor starts to yell, before forcing herself to take a deep breath, a gloved hand on her chest as she forces the air down. "...Look, I know that your amnesia's pretty inconvenient, but that only affects your memory, right? It has nothing to do whatsoever with your common sense, or what little of it you've got."

And her point is?

"My point is that it's obviously a fucking TRAP!" Her voice rises at the very last word, obviously for emphasis and obviously because she could only modulate herself so much. "Get the fucking convoy to keep moving forward and around it, double-time!"

"...I hate to say it, but Miki-san has a point, Warmaster." Enishi cuts in. "This is nothing but the crudest of bait for a trap. We should be cautious." A moment of silence, before she shakes her head. "But if we cannot stop you, then I will insist at least on half of Squad Kiryu stepping out and forming overwatch while you investigate."

...Sure. That'll be fine.

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>>26979179
Great minds think alike, says Anonymous Anonymous.

>>26979236
>sayaka.gif
>not barking_sayaka.gif

>>26979236

You make to pull the door beside you open, when Sayaka grabs you by the arm.

"Murderface--no, Chiaki." Sayaka looks...well, she looks the most worried you've ever seen her look. "I don't...this doesn't feel right." She shakes her head, a single bead of sweat trickling down the side of her face. "This feels suspicious as fuck. Get the convoy moving, we'll have someone from the Officio check the body out. Let's go, now." A pause as she swallows here, audibly. "Please? Call me paranoid if you want, but..."

But what? Is her Blueberry senses tingling?

"What? Blueberry? I--" Sayaka frowns, here. "Come on, Murderface, be serious for once, Christ."

How do you respond?

>>26979255
[x] "Fine, I'll use timestop. Fuck."

Why aren't we timestopping?

>>26979255
[x] Tell the convoy to move, timestop, get out, investigate, get back to car, resume normal time and get out of there

>>26979255
At least if its a trap we know what we're getting into.

Here paranoia levels arent high enough. The alternate route is a trap too. Its better to spring the obvious trap than the real trap.

>>26979255

[x] LISTEN TO OUR STAFF

Convoy, proceed. We'll get a cleanup crew.

>>26979255

[x] Follow advice.

>>26979255
[x] Yeah, gotta support timestop as well. And not wasting too much time on this, just identify the corpse or anything that looks like a trap.

Dont follow advice, see:

>>26979280

>>26979280
You know your shadowruns well, good sir. I salute you.

>>26979255
[x] Agree with Enishi, we should ignore that corpse, ignore Blueberry.

>>26979255

Dammit...

Use >>26978827

Get a new route, keep driving. Don't fall for obvious trap

>>26979255

If this is a trap, then who is it for? It can't be for Ruri, because no one would ever send out the principal to poke a dead girl's body lying in the middle of the road. It's a trap for me. They want to draw me out. So that's what I'm going to do, go out there and get drawn out. Keeps the principal and the convoy out of danger.

...Oh hell.

[X] Proceed.
[X] Call Kyubey for rertieval. You received a head before. Could this be the body it belong to?

>>26979297
Cant say I ever had any interest in shadowrun. I hardly have any idea what it is beyond some RPG about, what, running in shadows?

>>26979281

THIS

>>26979302
This.

>>26979255

"I was feeling pretty suspicious myself anyway. Get someone from the office here in five minutes. They report to you instantly and you let me know if it's important. Got it? Right, let's just move on and get this over with."

>>26979280
>>26979302
Different reason, same result. I'll support either. Both seem true

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>>26979255

>[x] "Tell the convoy to go, don't stop. No matter what happens. I will join you in a while"

Get free from Sayaka and timestop. Make sure that she is not touching us or she will be taken in as well.
Then investigate and check for ambush.

>>26979302

For What purpose?

Why would you purpose draw out the single most dangerous MG in the convoy? The course of action seperates us from our principal, the one we're suppose to protect.

>>26979281
>>26979285

THESE.

GTFO

>>26979330
Welcome, you seem new here.

You see, theres these things we call Golden Weapons, and they have each a wielder who wants more of them.

I think it's not related to the Tojo group.

We have an headless body here. We got a head before.

...Would they match?

>>26979342

So indulge a personal reason while on an escort mission.

How professional.

>>26979309
Shadowrun is set in a futuristic world run by ruthless megacorps. Traps, betrayals and plots within plans within schemes are very common, to the point that 'shadowrun' has become a unit of measurement for paranoia.

>>26979255

[x] Gtfo

Get the convoy moving.

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>>26979352

>>26979302
>>26979302

[x]This.
[x]"You and the rest of the Convoy continue as scheduled, send a car for me one you`ve arrived. I will check this. Alone."

>>26979255
No point in telling her to advise us and make sure we don't fuck up too badly if we're just going to ignore her advice and fuck up anyway.

>Response
"Ok." And get the convoy moving again.

>>26979350

You don't get it. This is the first challenge. If we ignore it, they'll keep throwing new ones at us. Better to get it over with now before whoever is doing this takes Ruri hostage or whatever.

>>26979350
You don't understand. This is MG Highlander we're talkin bout. Whenever we've fought a GW wielder shut has gone DOWN. Its safer for us to lure them away than stick together.

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>>26979377
>That Gilette in Gothic-Loli Outfit

Every fucking time.

>>26979350
Look up. You see that mention of Kilgore? Where it turned into a bloodbath?

that was the last time we ran into a Golden Weapon wielder. This is Bad News.

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>>26979352
I like to measure my paranoia in Nuggets.

>>26979350
So ignore a personal threat possibly extending towards our principal. Let her get caught up in our problems. Really fucking pro idea there, chief.

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>>26979397

heh

>>26979255
[X] Haul Ass
[X] Call Kyuubey, tell him to have the body picked up and analyzed.

MGNQ after a crappy day at College? You are awesome, Decu.

>>26979406

Is that... Revy from Black Lagoon as an ork?

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>>26979417

Who knows.

and that's the last of them

>>26979417
One of the characters in the Shadowrun core book is a female ork that uses dual pistols IIRC.

>>26979255
[x]"Alright, we'll do it your way. Call up QB and have him secure the body."
Get the convoy moving.

>>26979255
[x] Ok, lets get out of here. Any place that scares Sayaka that badly is definitely a place that our principal shouldn't be hanging around.

As much as investigating it makes sense, we just witnessed a fucking miracle. Sayaka showed concern for us. Hell, she called us by name and even said PLEASE. Call QB, get some support out here to watch over this obvious trap until we can come back and check it out. But for now,

[x] let's get the hell out of here.

>>26979255
[X] Respect the Blueberry. This time, anyway. Move on, nobody gets out.

>>26979255
[x]It's a trap, get the convoy moving. Eyes open.

[x]Get one of the security grunts to investigate the body and secure it, and get the officio to pick it up later.

>>26979255
I was going to stop time while I checked it but ok
Roll the convoy on and get someone sent to check the body

>>26979380
>>26979383
>>26979405

Correct but we did not fight kilgore only because he wanted to fight Chiaki. He was there to attempt to summon Pinky or some other devil, we only fought him because his plans directly ran counter to ours at that point.

So to that end, what is this one's goal? It will NOT just be simply fighting Chiaki. The head delivery and now the body, the malice and clear calling of a hit Mami shows that the perp at least has some sort of goal/target. Whether that is even the final goal is in question and might just be something to get Chiaki to react against, badly.

If the final goal is Mami, well, we have teams protecting her and we can get there in hurry. If it is someone else outside our scope, they're shit out of luck. But if the target is our principal, this trap easily separates us from her, the only one who can counter a GW holder and hope to win.

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>>26979377
>>26979406
>>26979427

That being said, Gillettes are fucking terrifying.
I can deal with people shooting at me, Hermetic Mages pulling their Magical Bullshit, exploding drones and remote controlled HINDs but Melee-Monsters that look like teenage girls and shit blades from every possible and impossible orifice make me shit my pants.

>>26979500
Which is why we should USE FUCKING TIMESTOP.

[x]GET THE CONVOY MOVING
-[x]While you pass it, kneecap the corpse.

What? We wanted some action, and this is a perfect target. It's called checking for traps.

>>26979507
Damn it Illya you're so cute the shadowruns have been sucked right out of me.

>>26979510
We can't rely on Timestop, it's unreliable as Hell and Pinky can be a fickle woman.

>>26979507
>Gillettes
Where from? You've intrigued me.

>>26979541
Shadovvrun

>>26979541
Shadowrun. A Gillette is basically a derogatory term for a female augmented Street-Samurai that specializes in Melee with loads of hidden blades built into their cybernetic bodies.

And yeah, hidden Elbowblades are actually a thing in Shadowun.

>>26979597

even cuntblades?

>>26979558
>>26979597
Badass. Now I wish we had one of our own. Would just send her out to investigate, they sound like they can hold their own in a fight.

>>26979255

Too much fixation on the body. Investigating it does nothing but satisfy our own curiosity. Timestop ? Why even the chance getting close to the body. If there are snipers, bombs or ambushes or whatever waiting ahead they could set one whichever way we go anyway.

Stay away from the one that has the highest chance of being a Callidus trap. Let's not test our timestop against possible a precog or anything that we can just leave alone with no consequence instead.

[x] Listen to Sayaka and move on.

>>26979622

Welll.... thats really sayaka.

>>26979643
We can't treat her as expendable because Kyoko. Are these Gillettes hard to come by?

>>26979643
Sayaka doesn't have vagina blades though... Does she? I mean I know Kyoko is very "spirited" but I don't think she's in to that sort of shit. Kharn on the other hand would probably go for it. Hell she's half way there anyway with her metal limbs.

>>26979643
>>Berserk Sayaka with swords growing out of her body like Shirou.

Eep.

>>26979651
They're just people with fairly specific augs, it's not like they're made-to-order dolls.
Except for the ones that are.

>>26979651
What sort of wish would you have to make for blades to be hidden in every nook of your body? Maybe a girl who was abused sexualy that doesn't want anyone to be able to touch her without consequence again?

>>26979666

She draws blades out of capes and cakes.

Shit is sometimes called chocolate cake.

Sayaka shits out swords.

>>26979675
Or along the lines of "I want to be a kawaii melee monster bar none"

decu pls before we go full retard

>>26979687
That doesn't seem tragic enough to be worth an incubators time.

>>26979675
>As I sat in my dead parents study, I knew they would have to pay. But I would have to find something, something that would terrify them.

>And, as a long-eared cat-alien entered my room, a flurry of blades flew through the window, impaling it -

>And I knew, then, what I wished to be.

>I became BLADE-GIRL, SCOURGE OF EVILDOERS!

>>26979693
>cuntblades
It's too late for that now, its already happened.

>>26979693

Muuuuuuch too late for that.

>>26979699
Schoolgirl batman. I love it.

ITS BEEN TOO LONG. ALMOST TOO WEEKS.

NYAN NYAN

>>26979718
NYAN NYAN

>>26979727

NIHAO NYAN

This won't work.

>>26979733

GEORGEOUS

>>26979744
DELICIOUS

>>26979744
DELICIOUS

>>26979744
DELICIOUS

>>26979748
>>26979747

ONE JOB

>>26979744
>>26979747
>>26979748
>>26979752
ONE JOB

>>26979747
>>26979748
>>26979752

ONE JOB

>>26979756
WHAT IS LOVE?

>>26979756
>>26979759
>>26979760
THREE JOBS

>>26979760
>>26979759
>>26979756

DECULTURE

>>26979762

BABY DON'T HURT ME

>>26979762
BABY DON'T HURT ME

>>26979747
>>26979748
>>26979752
CTHULHU FATGHN

>>26979768
BECAUSE KYOUKO

All this spamming!

It's not even been an hour yet you know.

I have no idea what is going on anymore.

>>26979773
NO MORE

>>26979773
NO MORE

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>>26979747
>>26979748
>>26979752
ladies ,see the provided example, and then take a long introspective look at yourselves and your post and wonder how it all went wrong

HASTUR

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>>26979775
It's the summoning ritual. First time in a MGNQ thread friend?

Post incoming in 4 minutes.
mark my words

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>>26979747
>>26979748
>>26979752
>>26979756
>>26979759
>>26979760
>>26979762
>>26979765
>>26979766
>>26979767
>>26979768
>>26979771
>>26979773

I still dont understand how this caught on.
Like i've been following this since the first thread and I just dont understand why it has to happen every single fucking thread.

>>26979798
because otherwise we end up talking about cuntblades

>>26979798
Because it does kind of work. Decu knows we're bored and have run out of other things to talk about when this happens.

>>26979810

Or we just do it as the hour approaches.

>>26979798

Hatguy made the drawing parodying Macros Frontier. Someone posted it. Decu posted immediately afterwards. Result, summoning ritual.

>>26979815
Why must you ruin the magic? I bet you tell little kids that santa isn't real too.

>>26979807
Yeah, I bet you would rather talk about dickblades instead. faggot.

>>26979829

What are you talking about?

The hour immediately after decu's last appearance is the most suitable time to cast the summoning ritual.

Look what Tohsaka got when she did it an hour in advance.

Unless you want to summon something else entirely. Kotters, maybe?

>>26979878
I see. Then I appologise for the misunderstanding.

nows a good time for the ritual

>>26980035

ONE JOB

>>26980043
BECAUSE KYOKO

>>26979281 >>26979285 >>26979305 >>26979314

Well, you were going to use your Shield to stop time and investigate, but...Sayaka being spooked to the point that she's calling you by your real name? AND using the magic word? That's something you really have to stop and pay attention to. That means shit has officially become real.

You glance at the blue-haired Eversor, then back at the door you're about to open - before letting go of the handle and re-engaging the lock. Fine, you tell her. The convoy'll go ahead, but only after you've had some of the security detail secure the body. You also want to call Headquarters and have someone from the Officio to collect the corpse and have it processed for evidence.

"Alright. That's...that's okay." Sayaka nods, and you hear her let out the breath she seems to have been holding. What she doesn't let go of, however, is your wrist - her gloved hand still grasping yours, firmly enough that you feel your fingers start to grow numb. You blink at this, before giving your captured arm a brief shake. And then another. By the third time, Sayaka seems to finally get it, and lets go, a slight blush on her cheeks.

"A-ah. Sorry, Murderface." She sheepishly apologises. "Was kinda expecting that you'd book it the moment I let go."

...What did she think you were, some sort of kid?

"No, but..." The Eversor shakes her head. "I was just...er...just, uh..."

"It's fine, Miki-san. The Warmaster is just surprised that you're actually showing concern towards her well-being, rather than you simply wishing that she'd die in a gory car accident." Enishi cuts in again, a smile on her face, one that grows wider as Sayaka glares at her. "Warmaster, I'll take care of having the body processed, I have Mami-san on the line as we speak. I've also alerted Kyosuke-san to have the body secured until our people arrive to collect it."

Ah. Well. You were just going to do that, but...that's handy. You thank her.

[1/2]

>>26980043
>>26980045
Good job team

"This much is nothing, Matsuda-sama." The Callidus smiles, bowing serenely, still pointedly ignoring Sayaka's dagger-like stare. "I am at the Warmaster's service."

"Kissass." Sayaka grumbles underneath her breath, audible enough for everyone to hear. Enishi simply giggles at this, but doesn't return the barb, thankfully.

The convoy starts to move again a few minutes later, Kyosuke's men doing what they were supposed to with military precision - the grisly obstacle secured and removed from the road. The car you're in is silent as you pass by the three men left behind to watch over the corpse, two of them already carefully placing it in a bodybag. You catch a glimpse of the body just as it's zipped up - and it's unmistakable how it's wearing the same costume you remember Mami wearing.

You turn towards Enishi, a question poised on your lips, and Enishi holds up a hand, her expression grave."No, Matsuda-sama. Like I said, I was on the phone with Mami-san only a few minutes ago. It's not her. Please trust me on that."

Ah. You nod slowly, before leaning back on your seat. All...all right, then.

Had you looked to the side, you'd have seen Sayaka do the same, the same cold dread on her face.

"Mami-san?" Ruri, who's been uncharacteristically quiet since the convoy stopped, squeaks out. "Who's this Mami-san? Is she...is she someone important to you, Chiaki-chan?"

How do you respond? It seems that Ruri's trying to calm down by finding someone to talk about.

>>26980052
D'awww, lil' Saya cares about Chiaki after all!

>>26980075
It's working. We're turning her from bitch to tsundere rival.

>>26980072
[x] "She is important to everyone in the officio."

>>26980072
Mami is important to a lot of people.

>>26980072

[x] "Mami-san is probably the most important person in my whole life. Regardless of how much I remember my whole life."

Death flag is go.

>>26980072
[x] "Ah, well...calling her the Officio's mascot would be a bit demeaning. More like a mother I guess? I can scarcely imagine there's anyone there to who she isn't important, in some way."

>>26980072
She's a veteran magic girl and mother figure to everyone at the officio.

>>26980072

Mumble out: "Just the maker of the best pancakes in the world."

After a pause:

"But shes one of our most senior Magical Girls, a mother figure to most of us, the heart of our Officio."

>>26979667
I think you mean "Badass!"

>>26980072
Yes, she is. Very important
When I first turned up I had no memory, no purpose, hell I didn't even have a name

Mami pretty much helped me go from a blank slate into something approaching a human being and vouched for me with no reason to believe I would be anything but a danger

can we not spill everything to someone I still don't trust, a simple "Yes, she is important" would suffice

>>26980072

[X]"She is the mother we never knew we had or deserved."

>>26980072

The big sister I never had. Or had and don't remember. She's... special. Yeah

>>26980072
[X] "A girl in our Officio that's gotten some death threats lately."

Let's try and not disclose too much. For once. Maybe.

>>26980072
>People telling the suspicious troll-like character everything about Mami.
Come on, son!
We can meet her halfway though.
[x]"You could say she has a lot of fans back at base. You could almost say she's an idol of the officio." Deadpan. Have them have no idea if we're making an idol pun or not.

>>26980072
"She is a senior member of my Officio, she also makes great pancakes. Apart from that you don't need to know anything else other than that if any harm comes to her, I will go through ten thousand escort missions like this to seek revenge."

If Neco had a Mami profile, I'd give it to Ruri

>>26980186
>Saying she doesn't need to know anything else, then immediately telling Ruri that Mami is our weak spot.

>>26980163

I suppose this is a fair answer and I like it. But even if I dislike Ruri myself, some sort of reassurance here would be pretty in line with Chiaki's attitude.

Maybe this with a mention that she's a well liked figure and important figure in the business?

>>26980072
[x]"She's important to a lot of the girls back home. Sayaka here has a crush on her, even."
Redirected and served.

>>26980186
Just the first part of this.

>>26980072
[x] "None of your business. Stop sticking your nose into matters that do not concern you."

Motherfucking Idols. I say once this gig is over we start shooting any future idols trying to approach us in the fucking kneecaps.

>>26980072
"She's kind of like a big sister or surrogate mom or... Anyway, she may have gotten me addicted to pancakes."

>>26980203

Never mind.

[X] This

>>26980186
>pancakes
Yes, focus on a detailed explanation of the virtue I'm Mami's pancakes. Be thorough, compare density, fluffiness etc. Speak about the importance (or utter lack there of) of reaching the correct syrup and butter to pancake ratios before digging in. Keep her engaged and distract Ruri from thinking about what she just for the duration of the ride.

>>26980186
>[X] "She's a senior member of my Officio, she also makes great pancakes.

It is a little tidbit, it also declares our ownership of the mammies, putting in a small unsaid threat on anyone that would try something. I like it, simple and direct.

>>26980105
>[x] "Ah, well...calling her the Officio's mascot would be a bit demeaning
Yeah, that's QB's role.

>>26980186
[X] "She's a senior member of my Officio, also she makes great pancakes."

I like it.

>>26980203
Doesn't make an sense to me, why would we go and lie about something like that. No one has a crush on Mami, crush is too simple a word to describe it. Sayaka loves Kyoko, she also loves mami just as much as we do, but it's not the same kind of love, though if you harmed either of them, Sayaka would probably do the same thing to you regardless of who you hurt.


I was going to do some studying and get some work done this morning, but I thought I'd check the catalog on the off chance this was up. Damnit decu, why u do dis!!

>>26979791
My edit got reposted! I feel loved.

>>26980311
It's a joke. We've been known to do deadpan humor like that. It also would serve to give Ruri something to focus on other than us driving home the fact that Mami is a giant-ass Chiaki weakspot like everyone else seems to want to tell her.

Well, this got slow. Guess terrible discussions and summon-spam is the lifeblood of slower MGNQ-threads.

so that corpse was probably Kyoko. if I had to make a guess at what the worst possibility might be.

>>26980630

patiently waiting for the next Decu post.

>>26980659
Kyouko can't quite fill out Mami's anatomy.
Besides, Sayaka was talking with Kyouko a short while before this. Just in case, we should tell her to call again, while we call Midori.

>>26980685
>Kyouko can't quite fill out Mami's anatomy.

No, but Midori can.

>>26980696
We should feel something if something happened to Midori. Her SG is attuned to ours.

Does anyone else want to see the lewd itashas?

>>26980092 >>26980096 >>26980105 >>26980107 >>26980113

You blink at the question. Mami? Well...if you're the one being asked, she's...yes, she's important to you. Add to that, she's important to everyone back at your Officio. Even your boss holds her in high regard.

Oh, and she makes the best pancakes ever. The best. You've never had anything that comes even remotely close to what she could make.

"O-oh?" Ruri manages a smile, now. "H-hee. SO that explains Chiaki-chan's pancake fetish. ..Ahh, now I want to see how they taste! Maybe after the concert, then!"

...Yeah. Maybe after, you reply with a nod. You stare at her for a moment, before asking if she's still okay to go through the concert. You could probably call ahead in her behalf, have the entire thing postponed. That's how it's usually done, isn't it?

"W-what? No! No, I'll...I'll be fine, really!" Ruri insists, shaking her head, accidentally hitting Noriko with a faceful of green drill-hair. "It's...I guess I feel just a bit silly, you know? I was asking for action eaerlier, and then I sort of get my wish, b-but in such a way..."

Well. That's what's dangerous about wishes. Sometimes they're granted in the worst way ever.

Anyway, you were expecting her to actually think it's cool, or what.

"...Now you're just being mean, Chiaki-chan." Ruri frowns here. "I know I'm sort of a magical girl superfan, but...I'm not the kind of person who jumps up and down at this sort of thing. Magical Girls fighting and dying in combat, sure, that's heroic and stuff, but being murdered in cold blood and put in display like that..." She shakes her head, hugging herself.

Well. You're not sure what she expected. This is how things go, really. And you thought she looked up what Kharn did in her spare time, and everything.

"T-this is different!"

No. No, it's really not.

"Murderface." Sayaka cuts in. "Let's get this done without scaring the principal any more, yeah?"

...Yeah. Sure.

[1/2]

>>26980730

Not because of Ruri, of course. But because Noriko looks like she's about to pass out, the poor girl shivering while pulling her hoodie around her tightly. Probably needs some sort of hug or some sort.

You make do by patting her on the shoulder, instead. She seems to calm down some, but not enough.

The rest of the trip is spent in stone cold silence, broken occasionally by Enishi and the driver checking in with their respective teams. You take this opportunity to listen in on the conversations with your own provided headset.

You'll be relieved when this operation is finally over. The smash-and-grab mission directly afterwards will be a complete godsend.

. . .

The convoy reaches the stadium with no further interruptions, and everyone in the car with you heaves a collective sigh of relief as it pulls up beside the red carpet walkway leading to the entrance. As usual, the entire place is lousy with rabid fans, but at least the actual carpeted area is cordoned off with metal rails and heavily-armed guards. The cheering, muffled slightly by the car's soundproofing, is a wall of sound you're not particularly looking forward to crash into.

"Well, here we are, then," Ruri murmurs, briefly glancing at her reflection from her smartphone's surface and smiling. "You guys ready? It'll be really loud and frantic, but we usually just make a beeline for the entrance, that's it. If anyone tries to get close, you can push them back, but no hitting! Especially if they're the press!"

"Christ, look at the size of the goddamn crowd." Sayaka breathes, her eyes wide as she stares out the window. "...Do you think anyone from our Officio is in that crowd, Murderface?"

Well, it's possible. Kyuubey did say a lot of girls showed up for that webcast in the general assembly room.

"Yeah, but..." She points out to the crowd, and you look closer at where she's pointing.

[2/3]

>>26980742

And it's then that you see what kind of situation you're in.

Most of the crowd, if not all of them, are in Magical Girl costumes.

"...Well, I'm not gonna say they're all Magical Girls, for real, you know? Maybe they're just cosplayers, but..." Sayaka shakes her head. "It'd be stupidly easy for a hostile MG to hide in that mess."

Shit. You hate it when she's right.

"I'd suggest just placing Ruri-san between us while we make our way through, as quickly as we can." Enishi cuts in. "We are still prepared to provide an armed response in case of anything, yes? And I'm sure no assassin will try anything out in such an open environment, and in front of so many witnesses. There are media crew out there, too, so anything awry will be captured on camera."

That's...yeah, that makes sense.

"Well? How do we do this, then?" Sayaka glances at Ruri, then back at you.

How do you escort Ruri down the red carpet? There's a high possibility she'll be accosted by media and fans.

>>26980745

THE. MURDERFACE. EXPERIENCE

>>26980745

Enishi has the right idea. Lets go with that.

Also: >>26980751 to anyone who tries to barge in.

>>26980745
[x] Murderface to the left, Sayaka to the back, Enishi to the right, Ruri between us all

And straight to the entrance

>>26980718
Itasha?

>>26980745
[x] Callidus shell game. Put an illusion on everyone, making them all look like... THEMSELVES! Nobody will ever expect that!

>>26980745
>>26980779
[x] This. And if anyone tries anything above ordinary fangirl shit, then this >>26980751

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>>26980790

Cars with animal decals on them.

So-called itashas ( ita [pain] + sha [car] ) as folks joke the cars must be in pain.

Because more often than not, you end up with specimens like this.

>>26980745
>And I'm sure no assassin will try anything out in such an open environment, and in front of so many witnesses
>That's...yeah, that makes sense.
Uh, are we forgetting about Kilgore here? Plenty of golden weapon users give zero shit about subtlety or not being completely obvious. And even if they do, between sniping and callidus abilities it would still be very possible.

[x] Have Enishi change everyone's appearance - you'll look like Ruri, Sayaka like you, and Ruri like Sayaka. Walk in a line of (disguised) Sayaka->Chiaki->Ruri->Enishi, looking like Chiaki->Ruri->Sayaka->Enishi to the crowd.

Any other ideas beyond 'just walk out there straight up' would also be fine.

>>26980745

[X] Enishi has a good plan.

with the hat on we might be able to incapacitate any normal girl who tries to get close without having to get to physical.

>>26980810
Pretty sure that's illegal to drive in many places.

>>26980810
LEWD

>>26980745
[x]Enshi is now Ruri. Ruri is now Noriko.

>>26980843
You mean Callidus disguise? But other Callidus can easily counter it.

>>26980853
Which is why we should do >>26980799, because when they counter it they'll be left with the same thing, making them wonder if they were actually able to counter it in the first place.

>>26980869
It's just crazy enough to work.

>>26979397
Did we ever figure out if she is supposed to be a dwarf or not?

>>26980869
>>26980799
>>26980745
[x] Fuck it. Let's do this, it just might work.

>>26980745
>>26980898
[x] I agree.

>>26980745
Just put a hand on her shoulder and urge her to walk quickly, scan the crowd but try not to see threats where none are.

Just move quick, get to the stadium entrance.

Can enishi project images?

If she could put an image of us walking like 5 feet ahead and cloak ourselves that would be perfect but it seems a little beyond her.

>>26980927
>If she could put an image of us walking like 5 feet ahead and cloak ourselves that would be perfect but it seems a little beyond her.
[x]
Exactly what I was thinking about

>>26980927

[X] Voting for this. Let's go.

>>26980927
Let us not burn through her mana that quickly.

>>26980843
That would teach Ruri about being Noriko though, so it is a good plan.

>>26980869
So double disguise. One for everyone, and another layer underneath for Ruri.

Remember, if this will be an operation, it will not just be the magical girls. It will be Yakuza, swordy girls, gunny girls, and kill them all girls.

>>26980745
[x]
>>26980843

Did everyone get assassinated?

>>26981064
If you're refering to the thread being quiet, it seems to me everyone is unusualy in sync about what to do today, so no arguments.

>>26981064

I'm at work right now so I'm posting a bit sporadically.

Besides, it's not like we need to keep talking every minute the quest is running. If there's nothing to say, there's nothing to say.

Or shall we have a waifu argument?

I love these plans but they all seem to work under the assumption that no magical girls who are going to attack will see through the illusions easily when we know that Ruri has been directly targeted by at least one culexus

>>26981132
Good point. I will wait patiently then.

>>26981115
Usually more discussion though. And the threads are usually more quiet at the beginning, but after a good amount of activity it's really slowed down these past two updates.

>>26981132
I was thinking about starting a waifu argument, but I can't think of anything to say aside from 'HEY ANON MIDORI A SHIT'

And that's just not true.

>>26981135
Once again, >>26980799 is a brilliant plan and you should vote for it.

>>26980745
[x]Pull out gun.
[x]Shoot some rounds in the air.
[x]Watch for people who do not look freaked out by that.

Most will assume its part of the Show and In-Character for Murder-Mayumi, but will probably still be freaked out for a moment. Now you just need keep an Eye on the bunch who didnt freak out because they are accustomed to gunfire.

Remember when we planned on trying out Pinky's butt softness level?

This will make her feel less jealous of Knife girl so she won't be shanked as fast.

We haven't talked to Misaka for a while. I wonder if she'll have a new toy to show us next time we bump in to her?

>>26981186
Callidus.

They are trained to be actresses. They will act like the normal people.

>>26980072
>"No, Matsuda-sama. Like I said, I was on the phone with Mami-san only a few minutes ago. It's not her. Please trust me on that."
>I was on the phone with Mami-san only a few minutes ago. It's not her. Please trust me on that.
>It's not her. Please trust me on that.
>Please trust me on that.
>trust me
>trust

WHY DO YOU GUYS NOT NOTICE THESE KINDS OF THINGS

I LEAVE FOR JUST A LITTLE WHILE AND SUDDENLY WE TRUST PEOPLE WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT

WE BARELY EVEN MET THIS GIRL

NEVER TRUST SOMEONE WHO TELLS YOU TO TRUST THEM.

>>26981187
Speaking of plans, we still haven't checked the panty collection for Ruri or Enshi.

>>26981192
Hopefully. Inventions are fun.

>>26981205
I don't know.

Can I trust you in this?

>>26981215

But Enishi doesn't wear any.

>>26981205
For fuck sake anon. She's our head Callidus. Keeping an eye out for the unusual is fine, but there's a difference between being weary and jumping at every little thing.

>>26981205
we met her before
she is the callidus rank leader
kyuubey himself sent her
if she is compromised the entire officio is fucked

>>26981147

Then it's like the threads last year. They usually got quiet after voting and waiting on Decu. Nothing wrong with that.

>>26981153

Midorin is pretty cool, yes. I want her to regain the backbone she displayed during her introduction and the barrier arc though. I'm guessing Chiaki actually paying attention to her is making her nervousness go through the roof though.

>>26981242
Of course not. Kharn took her only pair.