Well there was the Second Siege of Terra, at the end of the Age of Apostasy.

A grand alliance of Space Marine chapters and the armies of the Fabricator-General of Mars besieged the Ecclesiarchal Palace of the mad High Lord Goge Vandire, Master of the Administratum and Ecclesiarch. The precursors of the Sisters of Battle, the Brides of the Emperor, and Vandires armies kept them at bay until the Custodes intervened.

Apparently the population of Terra is rather fearful of Space Marines due to twin attacks of the Heresy and this second siege.

Rolled 75

>>26986559
>Apparently the population of Terra is rather fearful of Space Marines due to twin attacks of the Heresy and this second siege.

Aren't they fearful of Space Marines in general?
I doubt the Horus Heresy of Vandire's Reign of Blood would be public knowladge, either

It's a Hive City with a ton of bureaucratic functions.

>>26986490
A population in the hundreds of billions, maybe even trillions.

With billions upon billions of pilgrims arriving every year.

The structures of Terra are built down into the Upper Mantle and up into Low Orbit.

Per square mile, it exceeds even the infamous Kowloon Walled City.

The entire planet is covered in ground to space anti orbital weaponry and massive layered void shields, beneath is Kilometer thick armor plating.

And above is a network of battlestations so thick you could walk accross the entire world and never need exit.

It is a Supreme Fortress world that can withstand Planet Cracking bombarment, the most Holy Place in all the Imperium, and the Center of Bureaucracy.

Tldr:Its a giant clusterfuck that puts Coruscant to shame.

he is like 'The FUCK Tyrone? Did I said our Primarchs tomb should look like a FUCKING mosque? I don't think so. Now what?!'

>>26986427
>Major events outside of HH
Brides of the Emperor were taken inside the throne room. Emerge as Sisters of Battle and kills the Apostate Cardinal: Vandire.
>What is life like.
Majority of Terrans are Administratum drones and accountants. The rest work in the HQ's of the Imperial offices there (Inquisition, Arbites Hall of Judgement, Adeptus Telepathica.)

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>>26986604

>Implying something can be both a "reign of blood" and a secret

Rolled 3

>>26986896
>Implying something can be both a "reign of blood" and a secret
If it happend 4000 years in the past, sure it can.
How many ancient kings do you know?
And that information wasn't being actively suppressed

>>26986427
Terra is still the homeworld of the Imperial Fists, isn't it?

Damn fists get all the best fortresses!
Unless they are Crimson Fists

> Implying New Rynn City

>>26986927
>>26986927
People forget that technically, the Imperium is a wildy successful human civilization in terms of self-perpetuity.

>>26986427
One of those Space Wolf books, Wolfblade was set on Terra.
Apparently there are riots the whole time and an awful lot of pilgrims, many of them dieing on Terra.

>>26986993
I thought phalanx was their fortress monestary and they recruited from terra

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Mr. Frodo asks,
"Why don't xenos just invade Terra?"
/tg/ responds:

"Holy Terra is home to trillions of humans. The hollowed planet's inner
surface is paved to provide the additional area needed to house the
Imperial bureaucracy, representatives of the founding Space Marine
Legions, such exemplary successor Chapters as the Mentors, and the
many Imperial palaces. Terra is also home to the Adeptus Custodes,
said to be as far above Marines as Marines are above mortal men - and
who happen to be the Imperium's intelligence and espionage experts.
There are more Imperial guardsmen on Terra than there are bullets in
any enemy armoury, and they are the best-trained guardsmen in the
Imperium - Americans. Since the Black Ships *all* come to Terra (as
ten thousand psykers are offered to the Emperor each day) there are
more human psykers on Terra at any given moment than anywhere else in
the galaxy. So, enemies could meet a few Sanctioned battle psykers if
they were to venture there. The Inquisition is seated on Terra in its
four-fold, unbreakable force, as are the Sisters of Silence. Every
House of Assassins is represented on Old Earth, as are all of
Humanity's greatest super-weapons - for obvious reasons."

Well, the Beheading happened in 546.M32. The Grand Master of Assassins led a coup that killed all the High Lords of Terra, which pissed of the Ultramarines.

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>>26987078
"Elsewhere in the Sol system, Mars has literally everything - if the
Imperium can produce it, Mars has at least one because they keep ALL
of the tech that actually works. The system itself has enough space
stations, artificial satellites, terra-formed moons and settled
asteroids to form a virtual globe of Humanity from Mercury to Pluto -
where the navigator Houses are based. Also, there are, at any given
time, a LOT of space- and star-ships in-system. More than half are
military, and if invaders could somehow defeat or avoid all of them,
the Grey Knights on Titan have a Kill switch for the golden throne:
If the Emperor dies, the loss of His grace would leave every human in
the galaxy susceptible to Warp taint, destroying us all - and taking
Chaos with us because, should we fall (even as the Grey Knights' full
military might - ships, personnel, and defenses - punish in our wake
whatever agency had caused implementation of such a dire plan) the
souls which maintain the very existence of the Chaos Powers would
disappear at once in what might resemble a galaxy-wide Warp storm.
Instantly, every breed of Eldar would find themselves alone against
the combined power of a now-starving and united four-fold Warp Entity."

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>>26987098
"Humanity's sole salvation is that the Emperor is NOT dead - he's only
*mostly* dead - but still holding the entire Imperium together for as
long as it takes for Humanity to evolve into its Final Form - psykers
strong enough to resist the wiles of Chaos from birth. But should
xenos press Him in His own home, He'd probably spare a moment of
attention to obliterate the entire force with His holy mind bullets."

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Occasionally you get lost and find strange things.

>>26987041
Anon got it!

My apologies for my disgraceful assumption, although i maintain whoever blesses the shells for the Crimson Fist mortar batteries ought to be shot...

>>26987126
DAMN YOU!

What do they eat on Terra?

>>26986427
>Does it have a guard regiment or something?

It does, the Terran Praefactors.

>>26986993
By tradition, all of the original Legions were Terran until they were re-united with their Primarchs, who got to change their legions' home planets as they saw fit.

The Imperial Fists recruited from a number of different worlds but never changed their 'official' homeworld.

To this day, even though they are fleet-based and recruit from all over the place, and even though Space Marines are not too welcome on Terra, by tradition, the Fists are permitted to retain Terra as their official homeworld in remembrance of their defense of the Imperial Palace.

>>26987126
Holy shit

Source?

>>26986993

I thought their homeworld was Inwit.

>>26987276

Rogue Trader

>>26987276
It's a piece by John Blanche, who I suspect of dropping a lot of acid before doing 40k artwork. I think he has his own artbook, but good luck finding it.

>>26987289
That's just the planet where Dorn settled. By the time the Emperor found him, Dorn was already in charge of a multi-planetary kingdom. The Fists recruit from Inwit like they recruit from a number of different worlds. (I'm sure they have a soft spot for Inwit, though) Terra is still the Legion and Chapter's home world on record.

The chatedral towers on Ophelia VII are mentioned to be 4000 miles tall, second only in lenght to the soaring spires of Terra.

Also, Chaos needing human to sustain it is a myth believed by dumb Cabal aliens and idiots on TG.

The Grey Knight novel states that the power of the Chaos gods do not decay over time, they do not need "sustaining", and every new action like bloodshed, disease, treachery and hedonism makes them even stronger.

But if black library is not canon enough for you, consider the orks. Khorne is happy with their bloodshed.

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>If you have not already deduced this for yourself, this evidence means that one Orkoid, just a single spore in fact, could theoretically populate a planet given sufficient conditions and time. While we are fully aware of the threat left by Genestealers and Tyranids long after they have been cleansed, little did we suspect the Orkoids posed a similar danger. Spores can quite easily drift onto spaceships and be transported from system to system, and who knows, perhaps somewhere on Mars or Terra itself those spores are replicating as we speak! Funditus Damnator!

>>26987720
>4000 miles tall
feet
maybe even meters

>>26986427
1. The Second Siege of Terra during Vandire' Reign of Blood.

2. Shitty and overpopulated, like any other hive, except worse, because you're on one of the largest hives in the IoM and "a square meter of land costs more than palaces on other worlds" Yes, they have regiments.

>>26987804

No it was very clearly miles, and the towers of Terra I believe were mentioned ot be so tall they reach space. 4000 meters tall would not reach into space.

If you dont believe me, research it.

So do the orbital spires or Triolkovsky or Triolwhatnot towers used by the techpriests.

IIRC Terra was pegged at 100 trillion inhabitants at one point. A good number of them are pilgrims who nobody bothers feeding and no one expects to live out the month-not even themselves.

If you are on terra you are either living in unfathomable luxury, doing paper work, or fighting and dying in the queue wars.

No no no, endless paperwork and bureaucracy isn't grimdark enough for 40k Holy Terra.

No, we need something more. Endless paperwork carved into flesh of women using rusty knives. Nude pictures of xenos litter the halls and if you get caught even casting a tiny glance at their genitals the auto-turrets mow you down and everyone you ever met before sending your remains to be cast in gold and used as ornamentation. The people are fed live virgins, free of sin, as it is the purest meal deserving of the purest branch of humanity.

Also something about murdering billions of psychers every day for some kind of lighthouse but whatever.

>>26989264
Queue wars?

>>26988007
But uhhh... The Earth's diameter itself is 7,901 miles total.

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>>26990203
Beurocracy lines to get the paperwork done.

>>26990203
Pilgrams in the lines waiting to pray outside the holy palace occasionally divide into factions and fight wars to get there before they starve to death.

>>26990203
Basically picture the DMV...with a line that's nearly a year long. Someone cuts infront of you. You aren't going to jab a fountain pen into the back of his skull?

>>26990354
Earth is a lot larger in 40k. Lots of shit has been built over the planet itself.

>>26990515
I still refuse to be believe that it is 4000 MILES. Can you show me the source, please?

>>26990170
Holy Terra is actually a decent place to live, not some Slaaneshi homeworld (which your ideas would actually fit and I believe some have already been implemented).

Its god damn earth, and it fucking rocks.
>mfw like several apocalypses and golden ages have already taken place. But Earth don't give a shit. Fuck yeah.

>>26986427
Dose Custodes lol, they look like they are bitching about Fantasy Football or some shit.
"Fuck I shouldn't have put all my money on the Terran Juggernauts, stupid Luna's Legionnaires. I could have played better then half those pussies..." which he could but he's busy being Custodes.

>>26990544
>mfw humanity has physically made planets like 10 times as big during the Dark Age and their general colonization needs. What if the towers were originally like Space Elevators or gargantuan docks and fotresses?
Feels good being human.

>>26990598
Earth rocks if you're a noble, or directly associated with a noble family.

For everyone else, it fucking sucks. You know how the lower half of any hive is just the sunless techno wild west with gangs and mutants and shit? Most of Terra is like that, but worse because its bigger and older.

>>26990678
Well, it provides good target practice for the Merikan PDF.

Finally, America is being useful to Terra.

>>26990678
>sunless techno wild west with gangs and mutants and shit
That's just the underhives.

ie everything that is ground level today

thatsthejoke.jpg

>>26990678
And even below that in the Webway, I bet the Custodes and whoever is on hand have to still fight off the daemons and warp horrors still to keep their skills sharp.

>>26990709

"Merica was a pre-Imperial nation-state on Earth during the Age of Strife. It contained vast areas of radioactive wastelands. Merica was one of the nations defeated and conquered by the Imperium's forces during the Unification Wars. During the early Empire it was known for its high fashion and grand ballrooms"

M-m-muh Murkia...

>>26990772
The Emperor is plugging the hole with his ass. Thats why its so important that the Golden Throne doesn't fail, because his powerful psychic buttocks are the only thing keeping a million billion daemons from popping up and murdering the whole planet.

>>26990805
Emps is into taking anal?

>>26990805

>"Mommy...are we safe from the evil daemons?"
>"Of course sweetie....the Emperor's well tone ass is blocking them."

>>26990868
Now I am imaging Emps with a super toned muscle hunk butt and all the daemons just bouncing off of it like so many quarters, all while the Chaos Gods think about Stupid Sexy Emperor and his stupid sexy butt.

>>26990805
>>26990852
>>26990868
You'd be hard pressed to be an atheist or heretic on Terra. I mean what are you gonna say. "The Emperor doesn't exist?"

Any given priest can laugh at you and say "Doesn't exist? Nigga I live down the street from the guy!"

So When was the last time a Xeno ever set foot on Terra?

>>26990904

Stupid Emperor Flanders....

>>26990805
What? More like his body and energy lol.
>I know you were joking, but I really don't want that image in my head...stupid sexy Emprah.
It's like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all......

>>26990915
>Any given priest can laugh at you and say "Doesn't exist? Nigga I live down the street from the guy!"
Before they cut you in half with their priestly chainsaw.

>>26990944
>>26990950
Flandersmind.

>>26990952
I had a Cleric in D&D who said this. He worshiped the Sun Goddess, who personally ruled the capital city of the nation he lived in.

When someone doubted her he'd sarcastically joke that he "Lived next door to her"

>>26990959

>Terra
>Confession to a Priest.
>"What bothers you, my son?"
>"..Father...I think about the sacrifice of the holy Emperor on the throne...I hear he's the only wall behind us and the daemons."
>"Yes my son...that is true...the Emperor shields you..."
>"Yeah but he's sitting down all the time...I mean...how is he stopping the daemons with his butt?"
>"...What?"
>"I mean he's just sitting there...do the daemon come from under the throne and bounce off his ass or something?"
>"Hello?"
>"Fathe-"
>The sounds of a flamer engulf the box.

>>26990923
Probably the War in Heaven

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What the fuck is this?!

>>26991050
Ultramar.

>>26991050
This is how Terra hosts dance parties.

>>26987078
>>26987098
>>26987114
This sounds like the setup to the perfect "robbery" film. Like, steal the Golden Throne or something.

Like the camera would pan away from this epic description to a bunch of Orks sitting around a table and da Boss goin

"Boyz. We'ze gonna stealz da humies god."

>>26991050
Jesus Christ man, Rowboat Girlyman (At least I assume that to be him) is FUCKING HUGE. Not just Space Marine large, that nigga has got to be at least 12 feet tall, assuming his BOTS OF HUEG give him extra height and the robed doods are somewhat short.

>>26987114
This nigga knows whats up

>>26991227
>space marines are much taller than humans
>primarchs are much taller than space marines

>>26991227
And the Emperor can be about 16 feet tall. He has to be, don't you know the only thing standing between us Terrans and hordes of demons is the truly staggeringly large ass of the Emperor?

>>26991306
They're trying to enter through his ass, and he just pushes them out. Been at it since he was put on the golden throne. That "metabolic waste" from the throne the GK's use in bolter rounds on demons? They've been clenched into oblivion.

>The Emperor isn't a wasting skeleton, in fact he's perfectly fine. He's just been dealing with a MASSIVE SHIT for the past 10,000 or whatever years, and can't talk to his minions because it requires concentration what with the legions of demons trying to get out through his ass

Said massive shit will destroy the Chaos Gods

>>26991891
So he's just eternally re-shitting out demons?

>>26991891

A day will come....Every Cadian will wake up and see a massive turd plugging the Eye of Terror.

>>26991891
>can't talk to his minions
>Implying he hasn't talked to his minions in canon

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>>26991891
>>26991809
>>26991306

>>26991078
FUND IT!

>>26991078

orklarity ensues

>>26992006
>orks steal golden throne
>emprah's rage at being interrupted in his millenia-long deuce dropping peaks
>emprah finally pushes it out
>directly into the webway, which it travels through into the eye of terror
>eye of terror clogged by horrified demons expelled through the webway-turned-sewage-system
>Throughout the galaxy, there is dead silence as the stench wafts throughout it
>Puncuated only by a small, muted "woo!" from Nurgle, and the slight sobbing of the emprah as he calls for a medic to stitch his sundered ass
>Slaanesh cries out in despair as the most perfect ass in all creation is rent asunder
>Tzeentch drops his mug of warp-coffee and stares eternally in shock
>Khorne, having been out-raged, attends anger management sessions and re-thinks his life
>Nurgle tries to assimilate the turd, dies because emprah-deuce is poison to daemons
>Gork and Mork manifest in the throne room momentarily to pat the emprah on the back and brofist him
>Orks notice nothing and try to wire a weirdboy into the throne
>Eldar stare in horror
>Techpriests cease smacking machinery with their dicks as they slowly go flaccid
>Tyranids can't stand the smell and leave
>Necrons remember how it felt to drop a deuce and mourn the loss of their flesh
>Tau retreat to more fortified worlds and construct a vast barricade, wanting nothing to do with the rest of the galaxy anymore
>Dark eldar gaze in wonder and attempt to recreate the titanic bowel movement for the sake of thrill-seeking
>Deep within Biel-tan, one farseer pays a hulking ork. After the ork leaves, he sits back in his chair and allows himself a smull chuckle
>"All according to keikaku"

>>26991050
Pissed off Dark Angels and White Scars.

Sad looking Sanguinius. He needs a hug

>>26992215
Was his plan to atomize my sides?

>>26992253
Everyone's sides. Eldrad's a total shit

>>26992215
>>26991891
>>26991809
>>26991306
>>26991024
>>26987078
>>26987098
>>26987114
Some on please screen cap this

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>>26992262

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>>26991078
>>26992215

>>26992215
>MY EMPRAH, WHAT HAS HAPPENED?
>"Dude....I pooped a little"

>>26987126
40000 years into the future and she still stands, truly a symbol of freedom.

What is this picture from?

>>26990481
A year? Try generations... I think it's in the Inquisition War trilogy where it describes people listing their genealogies to each other to prove who was there first, not too hard to imagine such things spilling over into bloodhsed

>>26992215
>Primarchs emerge from the warp. Covered in shit.
>The few deviants who celebrate are murdered swifty and brutally.
>Everyone is too embarassed to speak of what happened. Except Eldrad
>An uncomfortable peace comes between Eldar and Humanity for their joint role in saving the galaxy
>Krieg's economy booms as gas mask demand increases a shocking amount on all worlds near the brown eye of terror

>Poop jokes on /tg/

I know you're better than this.

>>26992436
>the brown eye of terror
Oh God!

>>26992460
>>26992436
Does this mean the Warp is now a
>Shit storm?

>>26992443
to be fair it's the most elaborate poop joke I have ever read

>>26992443
You haven't been here long, then.

>>26992470
CARLOS

Meanwhile Carlos ascends to godhood

>>26992474
>All of the 40K canon, every last fucking bit of it, from the Squats to the Sanguinor, is a massive poop joke that got way out of hand.

And suddenly everything makes sense in the universe.

>>26992474
I feel in this case, it's more the consequences of the poop joke that are funny

>>26992484
>>26992488
>Chaos
>Carlos

>Chaos
>Carlos

>Chaos
>Carlos

No.

No. No. NO. NO. NO.

>>26990170
>>>/slaanesh/

>>26992508
WHAT'S WRONG, MORTAL

SOUNDS LIKE YOUR MIND JUST GOT warped

>>26992443
First day on /tg/, I take it?

>>26987206
THEY BLEW IT ALL UP.

YOU MANIACS!

AND THEN THE APES ROSE UP AND DESTROYED THEIR OWN CIVILIZATION, AND THEN THE COWS, AND COCKROACHES, AND ...I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, A SLUG MAYBE?

archived for glory

>>26992215
Glorious/10

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>>26992508
what have we done....

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>>26992582
>hurr ur expectations r 2 high!

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>>26992215

>>26992695
Hes right, though.

>>26987098
true, but mars also contains more technology than dreamed possible from the emperiums golden age. Underneath in eternal catacombs. and countless have attempted entrance into the catacombs and met with death. not because of draconian law, but countless of that technology, (unknown if not all by now) is warped and flooded with virus's and demonic possession, everything from a dataslate, toaster, laser knife, to guns, vehicles, virtual reality machines, ATM's, titans, holograms, doors, elevators and teddybears want nothing more than violence and to kill you.

It is more corrupt than the US government and chance of survival is unheard of.

>>26992553

God fucking damn it that made my night.

>>26986427

OP, read the third? book in the space wolf series. It takes place on Terra, and is one of the only books I know that does. From what I've read, it felt like Coruscant, at least in that novel. There was a part where they travel to the underhives and I think he stumbles upon a subway system and they discuss the ancient city of Nova Yourk.

>>26992443
>>26992695
>baww stop having the wrong kind of fun

>>26987253

That is a mistake. Terra is supposed to be exempt from raising regiments of Guardsmen. Then those "Terran" guys get a throwaway mention in some of the info about the Armageddon War.

>>26992914
Probably a volunteer service or some other non-official group that came into existence through complicated history and would only make sense to a bureaucrat.

>>26992695
So what if it was a shit joke? It was a damn good one, you seem to be the only one with a problem with it autist.

>>26992872
says you

>>26990923
Age of strife most likely, a lot of humans were used as slaves so its likely terra was ransacked by dark eldar or the like before the emps started wrecking shit

>ctrl+f
>Trantor 0 results
I'm disappointed in you, /tg/.

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>>26992346
>Freedom
>Imperium
>Implying the Statue of Justice isn't standing right out of view

>>26993627
Trantor? More like Manspoor.

>>26991078
oh my god im taking rouge traders ork rules and im making this game.

>>26991078
Ork-cean's 11.

It must be made.

>>26994224
I'd run it as a quest, but I have no idea how to

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>>26995503
>quest

>>26995503
no. just do writefaggotry. even our qm's are getting tired of quests

>>26995553
>our qm's
>our
They aint my anything. They're guests who have long overstayed their welcome.

>>26995503
Please don't.

>>26995513
>>26995553
>>26995646
>>26995662
Gentlemen please, we are civilized folk. Let us get back to the poop jokes.

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>>26994224
Spectacular

>>26994224
>Ork-cean's 11.
I think you mean Void's Elevork.

>>26995976
>quests are worse/more offensive than poop jokes
It would be funny if it wasn't so true.

>>26986427

It has guard regiments, yes, they're mentioned in some obscure fluff.

Most Astartes aren't allowed to go there outside of emergencies, so as to not repeat the Horus Heresy. The only exceptions to this I know of are Space Wolves(protecting a Navigator house in exchange for ship pilots, part of a pre-heresy contract they made) and Imperial Fists(Terra is their main recruiting world, and is listed as their homeworld despite them being fleet-based).

Life on Terra is like life on any other Hive World, except the planet is even more crowded. It has the centers of Imperial institutions. What goes on there? Scheming politics, bureaucratic stupidity, all manner of treachery. It's a really rotten, messed up, corrupt sort of place, if it wasn't the Imperium would probably be in better shape.

It's the center of the Imperium, although it is not featured much in stories, since most things in the stories happen on worlds that have current wars going on. It's where the Imperial power, that most planets ignore when possible, is seated.

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>>26992914
Rise of Perclitor bitch, know your fluff.

>>26987375
He has a website.

>>26994224
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17951864/

>>26997162
this one would stick to in univers characters

>>26991050
What I never got about this picture is why the hell robout is holding an arm.

>>26997736
... That's Sanguinius's arm

>>26997736
Robot is living his dream of being a WWE ref and has just declared the man the winner.

Well, the Necrons could just use their Celestial Orrery and snuff out the Sun, leaving Terra and the entire Solar System mostly devoid of life pretty damn soon, excepting the ones that are capable of jetting away quickly enough.

>>26997834
yeah but that fucks with the cosmos too much for them to risk it

>>26997898

Meh, it might be worth it someday. It would make one of their greatest enemies fall rather spectacularly, but the power vacuum might not be worth it.

>>26997736
Because he read in a book that brothers are supposed to initiate physical contact in order to strengthen the bonds of fraternity. He now believes that Lorgar betrayed the Imperium due to a lack of brotherly physical contact, and wishes to ensure Sanguinius' continued loyalty.
Soon Spaghetti will start falling out of Guilliman's ammunition pouches.

>>26990430
FFFuuuck yes thank you for reminding me.
This is exactly how I've always imagined how Imperial bureaucracy works. Every step in the right direction is three steps in the wrong one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtEkUmYecnk

>>27000739
but, y'know, turned up to thirteen and all over the planet instead of just one building. Looking for permission to launch your ship but the officer in charge is gone for the day? You can always apply for permission manually in the avionic sector of cluster C, Administratorium building fifty five, office three hundred and sixty four. Ask for Janet.

>>26998121
So Guilliman has become the alien/American/social misfit of the Primarch Harem?

>>26998121
>Lorgar betrayed the Imperium due to a lack of brotherly physical contact
Is this before or after Khur? Because if it was after and Guiliman is upset that Lorgar isn't going to give him a hug... holy fuck rowboat are you autistic? YOU BLEW UP HIS PRIZED WORKS!

>>26991050
Canon rape.

>>26987078
>There are more Imperial guardsmen on Terra than there are bullets in any enemy armoury, and they are the best-trained guardsmen in the Imperium - Americans.
My sides.

>>26991050
Rawbutt being an idiot.

>>26990915
>Nigga I live down the street from a hugefuck temple that nobody I know has gotten in and where I guess (hope, suppose, wish) that Emps laid His Most Holy Buttocks.

You can still say "The emperor is a fucking lie".

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>>26990923

When Trazyn stole Sebastian Thor's head, so about 4k years at most.

put 40k in the subject line so people can filter this crap thread.
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>>26991024
>the goy know, shut it down.

>>27011124
The plural of "goy" is "goyim".

>>26986427

I always figure that there's probably a lot of 'secret wars' going on on Earth. The Adeptus Custodes are likely to be constantly thwarting attempts by aliens/Chaos/whatever malcontents are around this decade who are trying to infiltrate the Imperial Palace and do all manner of intrigue.

>>26997776
>tfw Rob is Space John Cena

>>27012136
>Leman Russ is Space Hulk Hogan

>>27012136
>>27012246

Which one would be Randy Savage?

>>27012339
Also Leman Russ.

>>27012396

>Remembrancers recall Leman Russ constantly yelling MACHO MAN LEMAN RUSS! THROUGH THE VIDEO SCOPE! OOOOH YEAAAAAH!

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>>26992436
>"COME TO ME MY SONS, FOR THE WOLFTIME HAS COME. BRING SOME WET WIPES AS WELL FOR ME AND JAGHATAI. DON'T WORRY ABOUT VULKAN THOUGH"

>>27012477
in my headcanon, alpharius and omegon sound like the 2 effeminate german demon guys from dbz abridged

>>27012477
>And as he snapped the Red One's spine over his knee, so did the Great Wolf bellow, "YEA,, VERILY! SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"