>>27066493

BOOM

Behind you, the sound of thunder rings throughout the room. Your entire body having instantly gone tense, you place your hand on the pommel of your sword, and turn back towards the source of the sound.

You could almost swear that you saw Princess Marianne jump with a muffled shriek, but you decide to ignore that.

The source of that sound? Sir Vincent, standing with a warm smile and his hands cupped.

That man let out a -literal- thunderclap.

Seeing that there is no actual danger, both you and the Princess regain your composure.

"Alright, it looks like introductions are out of the way! Reinhold, you'll be serving as the Princess's personal bodyguard. When she's out and about, you'll be at her side. Try not to embarass her, eh?" Sir Vincent says, winking at you. "Princess Marianne, please try and cut Reinhold here some slack. He's been around nothing but crude soldiers for the past few years, so I'm sure that being introduced to royalty such as yourself is a bit overwhelming."

Do you...

>smile nervously, he hit it on the head
>nod in acknowledgement
>go full stoneface
>[OTHER]

>>27066503
Fondle her.

>>27066503
>nod in acknowledgement

>>27066503
nod, but with a polite smile

>>27066576
>nod in acknowledgement, then fondle her.

>>27066523
Let's see how many fingers we can fit in her vagina dry.

>>27066503
"A sweetheart like her couldn't possibly get into any trouble"

>>27066593

> nod while fondling her.

>>27066503
>nod in acknowledgement

>>27066503
>nod in acknowledgement, ignore the idiot posters.

tsundere waifu quest

>>27066654
>Fondle self in acknowledgement.

>>27066503
>fondle in acknowledgement, ignore other responses

>>27066708
>>27066716
fondlemind

>>27066687
quickest way from tsun to dere is to grab her ass, true fact. let's try it out!

>Develop language of fondling to better acknowledge people.

>>27066503
nod in acknowledgement

>>27066716

> fondle acknowledgement, nod idiotically, ignore stoneface, responses are posters

>>27066799
seconding fondling in acknowledgement

>>27067025
>Fondle him nervously, on the head.
>Fondle princess in acknowledgement.
>Go full on fondling his stones.

>>27066503
>nod in acknowledgement
>go full stoneface
Why not both?

>>27066503
>nod in acknowledgement

>>27067071
haha yes this!

>>27066503
But honestly though, 'nod in acknowledgement' must be the most boring command I've ever seen. Our character nods, that's it!?

>nod in acknowledgement

You nod in acnowledgement, Sir Vincent is right. You were in the army up until today, and aside from the occasional formal event, you'd been around nothing but a bunch of crude men. And before that, it was the whores and drunken bastards back home... while you tried your best to rise above those beginnings, you were stil completely unused to this.

"And so..."

Sir Vincent slaps your back once more, with his full weight behind it. It takes all of your strength not to get smacked forward, but you manage to stay standing in place. And with the Princess right in front of you, losing your footing would most likely result in you being launched right into her chest... and you are -quite- sure that fondling the Princess, accidentally or otherwise, would result in Sir Vincent murdering you in a most brutal fashion.

"...I'll go and inform the King that you've recieved your assignment. Farewell, Princess! Reinhold!" With that, Sir Vincent gives a slight bow and leaves the room, closing the door behind him.

With Sir Vincent's departure, the atmosphere in the room became heavy. Princess Marianne glowes at you disapproving, and walks a full circle around you, saying nothing.

"...Princess?" you say, not sure whats's going on.
"Hmph. You certainly are tall, and I hear that you did win the swordsmanship tournment, but are you actually capable of -protecting- anyone, much less me? The dueling circuit is worlds apart from actual combat, and you certainly don't give an aura of dependability."

> reassure her that you are, in fact, a skilled swordsman and that she has nothing to worry about. No worries!
> mention that you come from an environment where you literally had to fight for your life. Show her that you're no amateur!
> give a formal statement of reassurement. We are the gentlemans!

>>27067175

Heck, show her our swordsmanship. By fondling our sword.

>>27067182
Indeed. Show that we have a deft touch when it comes to sword play.

Actually, there's a thought. Fuck this bitch, we're going full yaoi. Pursue husbandos.

>>27067175
> reassure her that you are, in fact, a skilled swordsman and that she has nothing to worry about. No worries!

>>27067175
> give a formal statement of reassurement. We are the gentlemans!

If we're going to spend any amount of time around this insufferable bitch, we're going to need to at least be able to convincingly *fake* gentlemanlyness. May as well start practicing now.

>>27067175
Squeeze her butt.

>>27067175
Tell her to zip it, we're her bodyguard not servant.

>>27067246
We should just bend her on our knee and spank her to put her in her place. A princess is just a glorified breeding mare.

>>27067175
>give a formal statement of reassurement. We are the gentlemans!
Maintain formality and professionalism.

>>27067175
> reassure her that you are, in fact, a skilled swordsman and that she has nothing to worry about. No worries!

Except worries.
Since we don't know how well we'll do against six people at once.

>>27067279
dammit Slannesh

>>27067208
Agreed

>>27067175
Assure her she has nothing to worry about. You've fondled the mightiest knights and greatest kings, and lived to tell the tale and wash your hands afterwards.

>>27067288
...are you proposing a gangbang scene?

>>27067329
>awe her with your fondling skills by fondling yourself

>>27067347
> mention that you come from an environment where you literally had to fondle for your life. Show her that you're no amateur!

Rolled 19 + 3

What the heck is up with all the fondling?
> reassure her that you are in fact perfectly capable of defending youself and others

>>27067357
>give a formal statement of reassurement. We have fondled gentlemans!

>>27067370
Simple, the readers want a fondling scene. Don't you want to humiliate the uppity princess bitch?

>>27067382
Egads! Whose hand is that?

>>27067396
We're going to get our heads chopped off if we do that.

>>27067370
I'm just immature and find the word 'fondle' hilarious.

fondle fondle fondle

>>27067397
It is just I, a famous swordsman. See how deft my hands are!

>>27067396
No not really. Down that path leads trouble. I would rather use my days off to force a local whore to dress in clothes stolen from those discarded by the princess and take out my rage and frustration on her.

>>27067409
Not if we blackmail her into silence. We should let a gang of thugs rape her and then threaten to tell the King unless she does what we tell her.

>>27067175
>reassure her that you are, in fact, a skilled swordsman and that she has nothing to worry about. No worries!

>>27067417
A-A-Ah! What technique! I'm completely unable to parry your every thrust!

>>27067438
Hah, an opening! My blade finds its target and pierces true!

>>27067409
Both heads chopped off.

Eh? Eh? Get it?

>>27067175
> mention that you come from an environment where you literally had to fight for your life. Show her that you're no amateur!

Slowly replace her clothes with skimpier versions of the same ones...

>>27067175
> The dueling circuit is worlds apart from actual combat
really princess?, wow that makes me doubt all the years of training and hardship i have endured and shall now go join a monastery.

>>27067509
Say this

>>27067509
"Excuuuse me, princess!"

>>27067545
hmm, need to trap some pixies in bottles and kick some chickens

>>27067175
"I was in the army before received this assignment. While I did get this job because of my skill in the dueling arena, I got a chance to compete in the Tournament because of my skill in actual combat. Please have some faith, if not in me then in your Father and Sir Vincent, who selected me for this position."

Okay, let's cut to the chase: we all want to see the princess degraded and turned into a cum hungry slut, so can't we just skip forward to the good part please?

>>27067590
Not all of us.
Not a single mention of this fondling bullshit in part 1 of this quest.

>>27067573
Reasonable answer actually.

>>27067175
>give a formal statement of reassurement. We are the gentlemans!

>>27067615
can we do
sarcasm and then segue that into
>>27067573 ?

>>27067610
Well if you don't like it you're free to leave.

>>27067651
No, how about YOU leave.
Go to an ERP thread and stay there.

>>27067590

... yeah, why not.

>>27067651
If this turns into a romance quest with some loving then sure.
But as of right now, it is completely out of character to fondle anyone. It's like you walking around work and then all of a sudden whipping your cock out and slapping your coworkers across the face.
Are you going to do it? If you want to go to jail for sexual assault sure. And I'm sure you won't because you're not the person to sexually assault people out of the blue.

>>27067672

> Makes tsuntsun character
> Attempts to forestall the oncoming deredere

It's not about ERP, friend, you're trying to work against the 2nd law of narrative dynamics here.

>>27067692

Wanna bet?

>>27067672
Look, we are the 'bodyguard' of a tsundere princess, you know how this will turn out. There's no denying it anon, and you have to admit that making her swallow her pride and then swallow something else would be hot.

>>27067175
>mention that you come from an environment where you literally had to fight for your life. Show her that you're no amateur!

Who cares if she thinks we have class? We're here to kill people who want to kill her, not take her to the ball.

>>27067692
We'll of course wait until we're alone with her. We're a gentleman, after all.

>>27067701
I'll bet a dollar.
I doubt it will bail you out of court though.

>>27067712

Well, ball too, let's not close off options here.

>>27067712
We could take her, instead...

>>27067712
What if the ball is an assassination plot? What then?

>>27067779
Well, we'll still be AT the Ball, but we just aren't taking her. Bodyguard goes where she goes, almost always.

>>27067724

That's why you got to be fast bro. That and look for car crash victims.

Can we just continue...

I think our best course of action would be to rape her ourselves, and then blackmail her by threatening to tell everyone that she is no longer a virgin. Then we can torture her in our sex dungeon until we break her mind and turn her into a docile cocksleeve.

>>27067871
(this always works, I know this because I've seen several animes)

>>27067175
>"you certainly don't give an aura of dependability."
"Your highness, I'm your last line of defense. Guards who *look* impressive get posted further out."

>>27067871
This is not actually a bad idea. She's being tsun tsun because deep down she's a dirty whore that just wants to be punished, you can tell. We'll have her playing along in no time.

>>27067871
>>27067908

/a/ what are you doing on my /tg/?

>>27067175
> give a formal statement of reassurement. We are the gentlemans!

>>27067934
The QM has already indicated (>>27067175) that he won't play along, so we can safely ignore him.

>>27067971

That is no fun though. /a/ is a fun board full of amusement.

I just want to hit on the hot knights we're broing up with.

>>27067903
this sounds good

Trying to fish between actual choice votes and those who are trying to fondle the princess (it's funny and all but seriously, guys...)... it looks like there's a tie between
> reassure her that you are, in fact, a skilled swordsman and that she has nothing to worry about. No worries!
> give a formal statement of reassurement. We are the gentlemans!
and the write-in answer in >>27067573
"I was in the army before received this assignment. While I did get this job because of my skill in the dueling arena, I got a chance to compete in the Tournament because of my skill in actual combat. Please have some faith, if not in me then in your Father and Sir Vincent, who selected me for this position."

So more voting for a bit, and then we can get moving again.

>>27067989

Goddamn it who invited the fujoshi?

>>27067903
I like the way you think

>>27068035
>> reassure her that you are, in fact, a skilled swordsman and that she has nothing to worry about. No worries!

>>27068035
I'll go with >>27067573

>>27068037
IT'D MAKE THINGS ORIGINAL DAMN IT.

And imagine the frustration/confusion of the princess!

>>27068035
write in answer

>>27068035
Voting to stay a gentleman (middle choice)

>>27068037
Maybe he's confused this quest with Maoyuu and wants to hit on Female Knight?

>>27068061
Nevermind...

>>27068035
write in answer

>>27068035
/Option one.
We aren't some stuck up knight why should we pretend to be one.
Also this
>>27067903

>>27068035
>"I was in the army before received this assignment. While I did get this job because of my skill in the dueling arena, I got a chance to compete in the Tournament because of my skill in actual combat. Please have some faith, if not in me then in your Father and Sir Vincent, who selected me for this position."

With >>27068027
Thrown into the middle. So like this:
"I was in the army before received this assignment. While I did get this job because of my skill in the dueling arena, I got a chance to compete in the Tournament because of my skill in actual combat. Your Highness, I'm your last line of defense. Guards who *look* impressive get posted further out. Please have some faith, if not in me then in your Father and Sir Vincent, who selected me for this position.

My thought

>>27068035
Already voted for Gentlemans. But, replying to this for ease of tallying votes.

>>27068035
CAN we pursue the male knights for romance? Is there a stigma against homosexuality in this universe? Are we cut or uncut?

>>27068035
I think that the first option and the write-in are essentially the same thing, tbh. They do the exact same thing.

>>27068035
use the write in answer

>>27068089
Go with this

>>27068089
sounds perfect

>>27068095
roll for anal circumference!

Rolled 93

>>27068184

>>27068112
There's a slight, but important, difference: "trust me" versus "trust them".

>>27068230
No. The first is trust me, the second is "trust me, and here's why. But if you can't, trust their judgement, they know what they are doing."

they both ask trust me, the last simply adds an addendum. It isn't important enough in my mind to consider them distinct choices when we have a tie.

>writing

thread is kill

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>>27068961
And we never even got to see her royal naples. May as well be gay for dicks now.

Rolled 36

>>27068356
You still here?

>>27068961
Nah. Got sidetracked, but I'm writing the next
post right now. Sorry about that.

>>27069123
I think i will just go to sleep and read the next one when i wake up.

>>27069123
good luck

thread
is
kill

>>27069558
tred i skill

FINALLY I POST

>write-in choice (nice going!)

"I was in the army before I received this assignment," you start. "While I was chosen for this job because of my skill in the dueling arena, I got a chance to compete in the Tournament because of my skill in actual combat. Your Highness, I'm your last line of defense. Guards who *look* impressive get posted further out. Please have some faith, if not in me then in your Father and Sir Vincent, who selected me for this position."

"I suppose..." the Princess closed her eyes, as if she was considering something. "...that is reasonable. While Father's ability to judge character is somewhat questionable and Sir Vincent's judgement is even less so, they -are- more capable at recognizing talent than I am. I suppose it's a tradeoff..." she said with resignation.

Wow.

Did she actually accept you as her bodyguard? This might not be so bad after all!

"HOWEVER." She said loudly, as if she sensed your spirits raising. "While I shall take their word that you are more skilled than you appear to be, I'm not convinced that you'll be be anything other than a hindrance in my daily affairs. But no matter."

>[1/?]

>>27069758
>you'll be be anything other than a hindrance in my daily affairs.
"well that is part of the package that comes with a bodyguard."

>>27069813

>>27069758
"I'll do my best not to be a hindrance, Princess," you say, trying to defend yourself.
"I doubt that 'your best' will be good enough to counter your natural boorish state, but I suppose that's all I can expect from an ant like you."

>did she just call me an ANT? (getting annoyed)
>this is how royals act, I guess... (let it slide for now)
>whatever, who cares what she thinks as long as she's safe. (bitches be crazy)

-[2/2]

>>27069846
>>whatever, who cares what she thinks as long as she's safe. (bitches be crazy)
Bitches be crazy. Better find us a husbando.

>>27069846
>this is how royals act, I guess... (let it slide for now)

>>27069846
Let it slide for now... but be slightly snarky.

Rolled 42

>>27069846
Bitches be crazy, but also embarrass her or flirt with her.

>>27069846
>this is how royals act, I guess...who cares as long as she's safe. (royal bitches be crazy)

>>27069846
>whatever, who cares what she thinks as long as she's safe. (bitches be crazy)
We're a bodyguard, not a playdate.

>>27069846
Let is slide for now.

Rolled 63

>>27069889
>>27069878
>>27069860
So 3 votes fore bitches ,be crazy while we embarrass her.

>>27069908
you do realize only one of those indicates to embarrass her, right?

>>27069877
this, protag needs more mild sarcasim

>>27069846
Let it slide.

>>27069956
True, but i wanted to sneak that one in, since i want to now if the spoiled princes is tsun.

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>>27069986
>i want to now if the spoiled princes is tsun.
You honestly think there is even a shadow of a doubt of her tsunosity?

>>27070027
Nope, but it doesn't hurt to get the ball rolling.before we meet her totally normal and hot personal maid.

>>27069846
We're her bodyguard. She's royalty. Respectfully letting this shit slide while keeping her safe is pretty much the job description. Cuz royal bitches be crazy.

That said, it probably wouldn't hurt to brush up on etiquette if we get the chance, if only to shut her the hell up.

>>27069846
Bitches *do* be crazy.

>>27070062
Don't worry, we will have the princess sandwiched between us and the maid before too long.

>>27069846
>>whatever, who cares what she thinks as long as she's safe. (bitches be crazy)

Snarky can come later. Right now I kind of think he would just be happy to have a nice paying job even if it will drive him batty.

>>27069846
>You constantly casually insult me and belittle my skill with no evidence, and ... somehow *I* am the boorish one?
>(... he thinks, keeping his mouth shut.)

>>27069986
Your subtlety is matched only by your mastery of grammar.

>>27070194
I like this. I vote we think this regardless of the rest of our reaction.

>>27070194
True my grammar is complete garbage.

>>27069846
>whatever, who cares what she thinks as long as she's safe. (bitches be crazy)

>>27069846
>whatever, who cares what she thinks as long as she's safe. (bitches be crazy)
When she has come to accept us completely, then we can get with the fondling. But not yet.

>>27070377
True, but we have to get the ball rolling with a comment or something to get her to notice us.

>>27069846
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." (getting annoyed)

>>27070430
No we don't. Especially not at the first meeting.

>>27070430
... I hope senpai notices me...

You know, I was thinking, and maybe I'm crazy, but maybe we *don't* need to fuck the princess. No? Just me? Fair enough.

>>27070486
I agree with you. We keep the princess safe. Eventually we retire, marrying the baker's redhead daughter.

>>27070430
She'll notice us when we save her life.

>>27070486
>but maybe we *don't* need to fuck the princess

no, no we don't need to
but we totally will

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Maybe we should out tsundere her...

>>27070480
>>27070457
>>27070510
Note taken.
>>27070444
Would be funny if we thought this inside our head.
>>27070486
>>27070502
Wheres the fun and adventure then.

>>27070486
In all honesty it's a terrible idea. She's probably slated for some political marriage, and interfering in that is not good for keeping our job or our life expectancy for that matter.

If we want to get laid we find some nice cute servant girl and go drinking, or if there are any hot competent female guards we get drunk and spar with them.

We do not try to fuck the princess, it will end poorly.

>>27070534
The "fun and adventure" in that is getting sucked out because of waifutards like you keep discussing how you would like to fuck her.

At this point I'm tempted to vote anything of the such out of principle.

>>27070566
I say we find a tomboy knight.

>>27070444
>"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, your highness? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Southerners, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top swordsman in the entire Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. Your enemies are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe your enemies the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the post? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the kingdom and their parcel is being traced right now so they better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing your enemies call their lives. Your enemies are fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your enemies in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Guard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your enemies miserable asses off the face of the continent, your highness. If only they could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon them, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now your enemies are paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your enemies and they will drown in it. You’re fucking safe, kiddo." (getting annoyed)

I really don't care we shouldn't hit on her clearly, but if something happens why the fuck not...

>>27070568
i'm not trying to turn her into a waifu, i just like a little hijinx and i even said we would probably end up with her personal maid,

>alright, writing.

>>27070622
Do it peasant!

>>27070622
This should be our inner monologue that we accidentally say out loud.

>>27070628
Because her father may cry unholy murder and order us killed if we fuck his daughter. If we get her pregnant I do not think words can express how utterly fucked we are. The princess's reputation will be preserved by painting us as a monster, and we'll be executed or hunted down.

She is a political trading piece, a very valuable one used to secure alliances and treaties through marriage. Fucking her is fucking the political stability of the region, and people don't take kindly to that.

>>27070684
Have we met his royal highness personally?

>>27070684
Not to mention that we're of the lowest possible birth. We don't even have a family name.

Our blood is literally worth less than dirt. Not only would we be executed, but it would only be the sweet embrace of time that killed us. You ever watch/read Berserk? It would make Griffith's torture look extremely tame.

>>27070802
Good point, but wasn't Griffith the highest ranked person in the kingdom only behind the king and the only reason he was torture was because the king had the hots for his daughter.

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>>27070593
Fuck yeah, Female Knight is best girl!
(Yes that is her name, Female Knight.)

>>27070854
If that was just because he had the hots for the daughter, imagine the horror that would be brought upon us for touching the princess.

>>27070854
Eh. Little of column A, little of column B.

>>27070802
I wonder
can we pull lost odyssey bullshit and become a noble by drinking a nobel's blood?

Guys. GUYS! I have a revolutionary idea. We, you're gonna love this, we wait. We wait and see what the first week or so is like. You know, like someone that isn't a complete idiot.

>>27071049
That was sort of what I was aiming for, yes

>>27071028
I think you're mixing up nobles with vampires.
Although it'd be funny if all the nobles went WRYYYYYY at important events.

>>27070951
Had she been a redhead I might have actually gotten a waifu.

>>27071028
No, but if we attain a high enough rank, knock up a lady-in-waiting, possess the body of the child, grow up advancing our rank with our "prodigious" knowledge of courtly politics, swordplay, and court romance, we can marry a cousin of the princess, possess -that- child, and THEN we can fuck the princess.

It's a long game, but we've got to play it.
Well, I mean, we COULD just stage a revolution or something, but that's too hard.

>>27071099
Bah, the redhead is a cowtits demon queen who spends all her time reading about potatoes.

>>27071145
Yes, and? I don't see what she has to do with my post. I just, normally, enjoy me some redheads.

>>27071117
Stage a revolution you say? I like the way you think.

>>27071219
Stop liking things I don't like!

>>27070951
Prefer the manga version female knight but yeah, Female knight is best female knight

>>27071278
Are you talking about Cowtits McRemovableHorns? Because I never said I liked her. Pretty impartial, really. Female Knight, however, I liked.

"Every other word out of your mouth is an insult and you belittle my skill with no evidence, but somehow -I'm- the boorish one?" you say internally. Part of you -really- wants to tell her off, but you decide that it doesn't matter what she thinks. Your job is to keep her safe, not to be her friend.


"Anyways, this is how your schedule will go," Princess Marianne started. "You'll be meeting me every morning while I have breakfast, and you'll then accompany me for the rest of the day. If you simply stay quiet and look out for danger like you're supposed to, there shouldn't be any problems. Just try to stay out of the way," she says with a dismissive tone. "Unlike the women I'm sure that you're accustomed to, I don't go out gallivanting at night so you'll be dismissed when I retire to my room at the end of the day. Then you'll be free to do whatever it is that you soldiers do, boozing or chasing skirts or the like."

>sarcastic response
>polite response
>make your displeasure apparent

>>27071346
Mah comrade!
>erviages Bromide
even my captcha agrees!

>>27070802

Honestly the king in berserk most likely wouldn't have did that at all if he didn't have a few issues. After a certain point of power grabbing it doesn't matter what your name is only that you have enough power that you can stop those who do.

>>27071403
Polite response and say that you won't leave your post at night.(you are the royal guard)

>>27071403
>sarcastic response
But keep it classy.

"I will cherish the opportunity."

>>27071403
Polite Response, dont want to piss her off.
Yet.

>>27071403
>polite response

I'd suggest a silent nod but, at this point, I just want her to stop talking as soon as possible so we can get on with things.

>>27071403
"You expect me to leave my post simply because you've gone to sleep!? That is when I must be at my most vigilant! I must wait, stake in hand, at the foot of your bed in case of vampiric assassins!"

>>27071403
>polite response

>>27071403
Sarcastic, but so subtle it looks like it's polite.

>>27071403
Be sarcastic, but make it seem like your being polite and super serious
>>27071488
Says.

>>27071488
this

nice dubs

>>27071403
sarcastic
bitches love sarcasm

After today is done we get a picture of the dumb broad, put it on a training dummy and we practice our skills on it.

>>27071403
>polite response

There's no need to be upset.

>>27071403
Sarcasm.

>>27071117
This is a good Idea
>>27071082
well the guy who did it was immortal
but if we do pull this off
we should make it a law for nobles to WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY

>>27071403
>>polite response

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>>27071698

>>27071403
Politely Sarcastic

>>27071782
Man, I fucking loved JojoYuri, props to Commie for translating it.

>>27071845
>props to commie

Not sure if serious.

>>27071403

>sarcastic response

but keep it subtle please.

>>27071878

this keep it subtle so we can deny/play dumb if needed.

Has thread been archived yet?

>>27071403
>polite response
"If your highness wills it."

>>27071403
>polite response
I don't think it's wise to leave the princess unguarded at night. As far as I can see, were her ONLY guard (you think there would be a couple of us for such a VIP)

>>27071403
Polite response, then say
>>27071488
In a sarcastic manner, but not too much just incase you need to deny it.

>>27071867
Yes, I'm one of those crazy people who liked Commie's Jojo subs. Yes they were slow, but I liked the fact that they translated the sfx. I also liked the DUWANG subs, so feel free to hate me on that, too.

GG was shit, nutbladder was meh, getback was slow and meh, and I was entrenched when I heard about MMM and Buddy Waters.

>>27071403
subtle and sarcastic

>polite response

"That doesn't seem to be too complicated," you say. "So I don't need to keep watch at night? To guard against kidnappers or, say... vampires? Standard hazards for a maiden of noble birth, that kind of thing," you say, half-jokingly.
"No, your presence won't be needed while I'm in my room," Princess Marianne replies. "My room is warded against entry from anywhere aside from the door, so the only way that a potential kidnapper or... vampire..." she says with a smirk, "...would be able to get in is from an entrance that is heaily guarded at night by the castle guard."
"Warded... with magic? That's pretty impressive," you say with genuine surprise. You don't even know what kind of spells that would involve...

...and was that a "nice joke" smirk, or a "what a moron" smirk?

"Yes, Father is quite insistent when it comes to my safety. That's why I'm now stuck with the likes of you," she replies, placing a hand on her hip. "Anyways, it's getting late and I have some reading to catch up on, so let's go. You can escort me to my room, and then you're free until morning."
"As you wish, Princess," you say, trying to remain polite.


You open the door for the princess (as any gentleman would) and step aside as Princess Marianne heads out, following behind her. Having lived in the castle her entire life, she maneuvers around the labyrinthine structure with total ease, quickly passing through several hallways and staircases before stopping in front of what you assume to be her room.

"This is my room, it would do you well to remember where it is. Goodnight," she says, turning around and then closing the door behind her.

You are finally free! (for tonight)

With a deep sigh of relief, you turn around and head out to...


>wander around the castle, might as well get a hang of where everything is now.
>ask someone where your quarters are
>go find someone familiar (specify)
>[OTHER]

>>27072374
>Ask someone where your quarters are.
"I just realized I don't know where anything is in this place."

>>27072374
let's wander around, and try not to get too lost

>>27072374
>wander around the castle, might as well get a hang of where everything is now.
If we're gonna be a guard, we gotta know the layout.

>>27072374
>wander around the castle, might as well get a hang of where everything is now.
and
>ask someone where your quarters are

>>27072436
Find out where your quaters are then take a look around the castle...

>>27072374
>wander around the castle, might as well get a hang of where everything is now.
We're gonna be walking every damn day, might as well start practicing.

>>27072374
>other
You decide to spend your first night guarding her chambers to show how determined you are.

>>27072374
>wander around the castle, might as well get a hang of where everything is now.

It's random encounter time bitches.

>>27072496
>And look through her key hole as she undresses...

>>27072496
changing my vote for this.

>>27072374
> First find quarters.

>Brainstorm about what your new job will entail and how to best excel at it.
>Find out what it means to be in the Royal Guard. Different rules than the army. Better equipment. That sort of thing. You wouldn't army a Royal Guard with a common or even and above average sword.
>Learn the princesses travel routes and what is the political situation.
>start a network of friends within the castle
>start a workout routine. Just because we won the local tournament doesn't mean we are the best. And assassins don't announce themselves. We need different training.

>>27072522
also this

>>27072551
>>27072522
fondled softly

>>27072592
>Fondle self softly...

>>27072539
we should go and see if there are windows or balcony in her room then we need to see if there are any escapeable paths from there. then we lean against her door with a hand on our blades and rest or brood on these things >>27072546

>>27072740
>Find window and press our selves against it

>>27072740
yes

>>27072374
>wander around the castle, might as well get a hang of where everything is now.
We need to know where the exits and entrances are, potential routes of escape, and we should probably try to make friends with the castle guards so that if anything does go down, we can coordinate with them.

>>27072546
Try hard much, royalist scum?

>>27072777
Well if we go the opposite way and start a revolution we still need these things. There is nothing wrong with being competent nay, even hyper-competent. We've got time. And sense we are in the Royal Guard we need to kick up our presentation. Like a modern bodyguard. Classy but understated while being tough and tactically sound in body, mind, and equipment. We did train swordsmanship since we could walk.

>>27072374
go find someone familiar (specify)

Your old partner, Female knight

>>27072911
The spoiled royalist bitch will come to trust us utterly. And well she should, because we will guard here against every threat, everything that might cause the tiniest injury to her. And then, when the people rise up and cast off their chains, and the pathetic royalists cower behind their walls and brainwashed soldiers, we will be the sword that brings freedom to the kingdom.

>>27073079
The Proletariat shall rise!

>>27072995
This, we need a friend in these stressful times.

>>27073148
How long have the masses languished beneath the heel of the royalists?

TOO LONG

>>27073079
>Implying /tg/ wouldn't "Kill" the Princess and then take her to our secret love nest/torture dungeon depending which route we go down.

>>27073250
If she can be shown the truth and she embraces the self-evident fact that no trick of birth can possibly signify the capacity to lead a nation, she may find a place in the Glorious Revolution.

>>27073203
>>27073148
>>27073079
What's this? Peasants trying to ride on other's success instead of working hard like our MC?

>>27073297
We worked day and night for years, perfecting our swordwork for one purpose. The Revolution needed a man on the inside, one with access to the despicable royals, to effect the change that our kingdom so desperately needs.

>>27073356
I think we should try to set up a republic before we go around starting any revolts.

We'd need the princess alive as a hostage to ensure her farther is... pliable.

>>27073356
Let's not go nuts yet. Or we're going to end up trying to lead a revolution that doesn't exist and lobotomized "for our own good".

Obviously we need to arrange for an attack on her where we win but get a bad looking injury in her defence.

That is how to get past the tsun.

>>27073442
At the moment I'm just screwing around. All my votes are "serious business".

>>27073455
9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

THERE WERE TWO SHOOTERS

>>27073455
No that's just going to get even more Tsun with some dere on the side.

>"You idiot! You got injured defending me! My guard can't be seen getting injured! It's a slight on my royal nature!"
>(Extra quiet) ..."b-but I'm glad you're alive..."
>"Don't let it happen again!

>>27073457
Ah, apologies. It's sometimes hard to tell because of /tg/'s occasional penchant for driving things as far off the rails as possible purely for the sake of driving them as far off the rails as possible, logic, common sense, characterization, and in-character knowledge be damned.

>>27073457
>At the moment I'm just screwing around.
You should be careful with that.
There's no way for OP to know that, and there are some on /tg/ that would derail things simply for the sake of derailing, with no concern as to actually roleplaying the character.

>>27073600
Like everything in the first quarter of this thread.

>>27073768
I'm pretty sure that was unironic, unless that's exactly what you were getting at.

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>>27073768

>2013
>Not wanting to softly fondle a princess

;_;

>>27074225
Dude, we WANT to fondle the Princess. There's just a time and place for it. Which is not immediately after we met her.

>>27074225
Just keeping the job in mind first.
If she's dead we can't fondle her. And as of right now, if we fondle her, she, or someone else will kill us.
If we're going to fondle a Royal Princess, gotta do it right. She has to want it, she has to crave our touch.
Or else our head is on the chopping block.

But I am still a little bit salty about that whole FONDLE HER AND EVERYTHING business that happened.

Is it just me or is this pretty much the most popular OC Quest around right now save for long-running ones? It certainly seems like the most popular new one.

>>27074329
The thirst for waifu is strong on /tg/, other OC quests can't compete.

>>27074366
He who controls the Waifu controls the Quests?

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>>27074322

It actually kind of made me laugh when it happened.

>>27074329
I'm here because in my head we're eventually going to be Geoffrey from Fresh Prince with a sword, and that's fantastic to me.

>>27074322
>If she's dead we can't fondle her.

I mean that's simply objectively incorrect.

>>27074329
>>27074366
>>27074411
Um, thanks, I guess? This is the first quest I've done on here, and it's nice to see that people are actually enjoying it.

Next post once I find a picture, btw.

>>27074469
And your point while accurate is rather morbid.

I also personally prefer my fondlee's to be alive and appreciative of said fondling.

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>>27074469

Necrophilla? Necrophilla.

>>27074469
Oops.
Right. Well... I don't think many of us are into that sort of thing though.
My mistake.

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>>27074479
When are we going to meet childhood-friend-who's-now-a-royal-knight and get started on that route?

>>27074583

Childhood friend route is worst route.

>>27074614
Sadly, I can confirm this to be true in most cases.

To be honest, I'd rather we not waifu at all. However, I realize that this is /tg/ and that's impossible. So, a boisterous fembro guardswoman is cool too.

>>27074614
And, since this is /tg/, that makes it the best

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>>27074504
At least post the right version of Descartes for necrophilia.

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>wander around the castle, might as well get a hang of where everything is now.

The castle is LARGE, and you figure that it would be a good idea to get your bearings and learn where everything is since you'll be living and working here now. So you wander the main halls of each floor, taking a mental note of your surroundings.

Guest rooms... library... courtyard... another library... armory... wow, this place is huge. Easily the largest building you've ever been inside. But you try not to lose yourself in the sights, you're wandering around for a reason. In the name of cautiousness, you start to take inventory of various points where potential ambushes could take place, along with what places would make for good escape routes in case the worst happens.

After all, you -are- the Princess's bodyguard. Best to make sure that you can do your job as effectively as possible.

"Ahem." you hear someone clearing their throat behind you. Slightly on-guard, you turn around...

...and are met with a well-dressed, grizzled old man. A butler?

"Good evening, sir. You appear to be lost, may I assist you?" he said with a bow.

>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if mybe he can show you around
>you remember that you still have no idea where you're supposed to be staying, introduce yourself and ask him if he knows
>you ask where you can get something to eat, that tea from earlier is the only thing you've had all day
>[OTHER]

>>27074691
>>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if mybe he can show you around
That should cover most.

>>27074691
>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if maybe he can show you around

Also introduce ourselves like we should. It wouldn't be wise to ask for a tour if he doesn't know who we are.

>>27074691
>>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if mybe he can show you around

>>27074691
>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if mybe he can show you around
>you remember that you still have no idea where you're supposed to be staying, introduce yourself and ask him if he knows
>you ask where you can get something to eat, that tea from earlier is the only thing you've had all day

All three at once.

>>27074691
>>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if mybe he can show you around

Looks like we found ourselves a guide.

>>27074691
>>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if mybe he can show you around

>>27074691
uhm, this might be the king

>>27074691
>>you remember that you still have no idea where you're supposed to be staying, introduce yourself and ask him if he knows
Let's be at our best behavior.

>>27074691
All three.

>>27074691
>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if mybe he can show you around
and introduce ourselves

"hey you don't know me and i'm looking around" is just way too suspicious

>>27074760
I'm gonna assume we'd recognize the king on sight.

>>27074739
I like this, all three

>>27074691
>>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if mybe he can show you around
>>you remember that you still have no idea where you're supposed to be staying, introduce yourself and ask him if he knows

>>27074792
I'm going to HOPE we'd recognize the king.

>>27074792
i'm going to have to go with the king screwing with you trope, and i dont think we can assume we know what he looks like

>>27074691
>explain that you're getting a feel for where everything in the castle is, ask if mybe he can show you around
Getting help from the servants is crucial to effectively doing our job.

>>27074678
>To be honest, I'd rather we not waifu at all. However, I realize that this is /tg/ and that's impossible. So, a boisterous fembro guardswoman is cool too.
This. Not opposed to waifu at all (I even played in some of those Anon-kun Quests as a guilty pleasure) but here I'd rather have it all be CHIVALRY and DUTY towards our princess and romance be reserved for said guardswoman or one of the maids. Oh well, I'll be along for your crazy ride, archelong.

>>27074691
>>you ask where you can get something to eat, that tea from earlier is the only thing you've had all day

>>27074316
Wait, really? My Chinese cartoons lied to me!

>>27074691
>all of the above

>>27075076
It's a multi volume anon. The princess will only accept that she wants you after you've proven you're better than even she deserves.

>>27074691
All of the above sounds right.

>>27074792
Why would we? How often would a peasant see the king? It's not like televisions are around, and someone's portrayal on a coin isn't going to be the most accurate thing.

Maybe we saw him from a distance at the Tournament, but that's about it.

>>27074691

Hey OP, it's been an hour
You still alive?

>>27076473
Still up, though I'll be turning it in in about an hour since I have to get up early. The next post is kind of long since you guys picked >all of the above , so I guess I'll just post as I finish.

>>27076517
>Still up, though I'll be turning it in in about an hour since I have to get up early. The next post is kind of long since you guys picked >all of the above , so I guess I'll just post as I finish.
Ah, alright.
Could you please start doing Vote close posts? It helps to know you didn't vanish.

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>all of the above

Looking from the outside, a stranger like you wandering aimlessly around the castle probably seems a bit suspicious... it'd probably be best to introduce yourself.

"Good evening to you too," you say with a nod. "My name is Reinhold, and I just got stationed here at the castle today as the Princess's bodyguard. Since she's in her room for the night, I figured that it'd be a good idea to get a feel for where everything in the castle is, since I'd rather not do anything else to make her mad..." you say as you remember the Princess's temperament.

"Ah!" the old man put his hands together, as if he'd just realized something important. "You're the young fellow who won the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament! I'd heard that you were going to be reassigned here."

So he knows who you are... that'll make things easier.

>>27076577
[1/?]

>>27076577
"So you're the one who's been assigned to be the Princess's new bodyguard... she's certainly is a handful, that one. Not what you'd expect from such a pretty girl," he says in a consoling manner. Clearly, he's no stranger to Her Majesty's sunny disposition.
"Yeah, tell me about it," you reply.
"Hahaha, just hang in there and you're sure to get used to it," he says as he places his hand on your shoulder. "Just think of it as practice for when you have children of your own. Why, my own daughter was an absolute terror at that age, I was worried that nobody would ever marry her..." he starts to drift off in thought, and then catches himself. "Anyways, I take it that you're lost?"

"Lost? Well, you could put it like that..."
"Well, you've run into just the right man! I'm Arnaud, the head butler of this castle. Served four generations of the royal family, and with any luck I'll serve four more!" he shakes your hand, smiling proudly.

Four generations? He looks old, but not -that- old...

>[2/?]

Hmm... is this thread in autosage now?

>>27076889
Yes, but don't worry, /tg/ is always slow. You have a few hours before it falls off the board.

>>27076889
7 posts in, but you have another 6 hours before it dies. Or maybe less cause it's the weekend.

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>>27076638
"It's getting late, but I shall give you a quick tour of the castle," Arnaud said, motioning for you to follow.

And follow you did, as the old butler guided you through winding hallways and balconies, showing you all the major sights of the castle. It's a shame that it's too late to actually -appreciate- said sights, but the important thing for now is knowing where everything is.

"I'm sure that you'll appreciate this one," Arnaud says, stopping in front of an open room. Inside, you can see people hurrying to and fro, and... what is that smell?

That DELICIOUS smell?

"Since I'm sure that you're famished, we shall end our tour here at the kitchen," Arnaud said, gesturing for you to enter the room. You do so, and are instantly battered by all the sights.

And scents.

Seriously, you had no idea how HUNGRY you were up until now. It's everything you can do to keep from drooling all over everything.

"Haha, take a seat! I'll go get something for you to eat, is there anything in particular that you want?"
"No. I'm fine with anything," you reply.

>[3/3]

>>27077133
>>27076928

Yeah, sorry guys. This is it for the night.
I'll make a new thread sometime tomorrow, probably in the afternoon.

Thanks for playing, it's been fun!

>>27077167
Alright, see you tomorrow, OP.