The screen advances to an image of an airfield- you're not sure if it's Keflavik air base or Reykjavik's airport, but the slightly blurry images of fighters are unmistakable.

“We know they're also operating at least a wing of Migs- intel thinks they're the newer models of the fulcrum, and probably another couple squadrons of Sukhois- again, new model flankers. We haven't seen any evidence of their fighter that gave us such a headache over in the pacific, but that doesn't mean it's not there. Similarly, we haven't seen much in the way of witches, but just because we haven’t doesn't mean they're not there.”

You nod. makes sense.

“General Porter doesn't think they've got enough troops to cover every inch of possible landing ground on the island, and they'll have concentrated most of their defensive efforts in and around Keflavik air base and Reykjavik.”

You take a second to look around as he assigns the intruders and hornets their missions, and farms out the tomcats for top cover. In addition to your Marines, the Canadian airborne regiment is making a paradrop in an effort to take Keflavik airbase- your intruders, joined by others from the other carriers in the fleet, and some corsairs and hornets- will be making an early strike on the base to try and shut down it's runways and destroy it's air defenses before the airborne troops land. Meanwhile, your ship's hornets, again, joined by others, will be providing top cover over the landing site, Grindavik, just ten miles away from the airborne's target. The hope is that the marines, augmented by naval gunfire and heavy air cover, will draw enough away from the airport that the airborne can secure it quickly, drastically reducing the soviet's available top cover and hopefully forcing a quick decision. SHAEF is already warning that, if REFORGER convoy shipments keep getting hit as badly as they are, his troops will have to withdraw to prepared positions west of Berlin.

2/3

He pauses before getting to your squadron. “Last but not least, spellcaster.” He looks over at your cluster, occupying the back seats. “You're going to be our flying reserve- I'm leaving you a lot of discretion to pick your own engagements, but I want you to make sure we keep air superiority, and if you want to pop a few targets of opportunity on the ground, no one's going to complain.”

You chuckle at that, nodding. You frown briefly, though, when you remember that your air to ground capability is badly limited- and you probably shouldn't load for it anyway, given your assigned mission.

“Of course,” He says, looking at the witches as a whole, “If they send up their own witches those take priority. Again, we haven't seen any, but that doesn't mean they're not there.”

He looks back over the room. “Alright, ladies and gents, we've been through this all before. Keep it by the book, watch out for each other, do what you're supposed to, and come home alive. These guys ain't the second rate pilots we saw in the Pacific, don't treat them like it. That's all, dismissed.”

The rest of the pilots- and most of the witches- file out, headed to collect their flight gear and get in the air. It's not a scramble, by any means, but most of them still move with a purpose.

Except Ice. She intercepts you at the door, indicating she wants to talk. “You got a minute, Frank?”

[] “Yeah, what's up boss?”
[] “Not really. Got preflight to handle.”

>>27147399
[x] Start stripping while Ice shoves singles down your pants

>>27147465
>[x] “Not really. Got preflight to handle.”

>>27147465
>[x] “Yeah, what's up boss?”

It's really not in Frank's character to ignore Ice at all, regardless of other duties we might have.

>>27147465
>{X] "Yeah, what's up boss?"

Ice knows perfectly well we have to preflight; this has to be important.

>>27147465
>[x] “Yeah, what's up boss?”

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>>27147465
>[x] "Not really if we're going to argue. What's up boss?"

>Second, at some point in the future, I'll probably be taking a couple week's break to get myself reorganized and back up to speed. I'll let you guys know more when we get closer, but it probably won't be for another 4-6 weeks, yet.
I would say take your time with that but... ya know. Long as you come back at the end of that break, we encourage it.

Best night of the week!

>>27147465

>[] “Yeah, what's up boss?”

"Is this about the leash thing?"

>>27147465
>[] “Yeah, what's up boss?”

>>27147465
>[] “Yeah, what's up boss?”

Huh, looks like we didn't talk to her about our concerns for her new formation.

Hopefully this doesn't become a problem.

Ghost, don't forget to update twitter.

I know some of us only check that in waiting for your thread.

[] “Yeah, what's up boss?”
"Can you keep me on a looooong leash?"

>>27147569
Fuck it, gotta say this >>27147756

>{X] "Yeah, what's up boss?"

>>27147465
>[] “Yeah, what's up boss?”
Any way this can be a walk-and-talk conversation?

>>27147465
>>27147756
>[x] “Yeah, what's up boss?”
>"Can you keep me on a looooong leash?"

>>27147465
>[] “Yeah, what's up boss?”

>>27147465
>[X] “Yeah, what's up boss?”

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[x] “Yeah, what's up boss?”

You nod, catching yourself short of leaving the room- causing Merlin to bump into you when you stop.

“Yeah, what's up boss?” you ask, grinning a bit. “Look, if this is about leashes-”

“It's not about leashes.” Ice says, blushing slightly and crossing her arms over her chest. “It's just- No heroics, got it?”

You frown. “Boss, I-” you start to protest, but she cuts you off.

“No, listen.” She says. “We’ve been out of combat a while. We're all rusty, including you. I know this new jet of yours is just this side of a viper or X-wing or whatever, but it's been months since we flew with live ammo being shot at us. But we can't be everywhere at once, and-” She hesitates.

You take a breath to respond but she picks back up before the first word is out of your mouth. “And I want you and the twins to hang back and interdict. We can provide targeting data just fine for medium and long range missiles now, so you don't need to get into dogfights anymore, got it?”

[] “Ice, that's a waste of our fighters and our talent. Our birds were designed to mix it up like you witches and it's what we're good at.”
[] “We'll play it your way, boss. Might even be kinda relaxing!”

>>27148391
>[] “We'll play it your way to start out boss. However, if things go pear-shaped, I reserve the right to get stuck in."

>>27148391
>[] “Ice, that's a waste of our fighters and our talent. Our birds were designed to mix it up like you witches and it's what we're good at.”

Man this is just mothering us too much now Ice.

>>27148391
I'd give Ice a leash any day.

>[x] “Ice, that's a waste of our fighters and our talent. Our birds were designed to mix it up like you witches and it's what we're good at.”

Seriously boss, you're cutting our fighting potential in half with that plan.

>>27148391
>no way she's losing part of her objectivity, nope. none at all.
reading Ghost's image names is often very edifying.

>>27148391
>[x] “We'll play it your way, boss. Might even be kinda relaxing!”

We don't want to upset our CO. Give her some relief, even if it's just lip service.

>>27148391
>[x] “Ice, that's a waste of our fighters and our talent. Our birds were designed to mix it up like you witches and it's what we're good at.”

She's got good points, don't get me wrong but we are FIGHTERS god dammit!

>>27148391
>[] “We'll play it your way to start out boss. However, if things go pear-shaped, I reserve the right to get stuck in."

While it is true that the Wyvern is much better than older jets at dogfighting, it's still something we should avoid. Boom and zoom and/or missile trucking is safer, and the most important thing for NATO is to conserve its forces; we need to grind the Warsaw Pact down to a manageable size, and we can't do that if we die.

[] “Ice, that's a waste of our fighters and our talent. Our birds were designed to mix it up like you witches and it's what we're good at.”

>>27148595
>[] “We'll play it your way to start out boss. However, if things go pear-shaped, I reserve the right to get stuck in."

well this seems doable

>>27148595
And just remembered there is no Warsaw Pact in this universe. Point stands; we steadily grind the Soviet forces down, which means taking no unnecessary risks.

>>27148414
Seconding this. Let's not tempt Ghost to fuck us over yet again. Don't go out scalp-hunting, but be ready to charge in like big damn heroes when needed.

>>27148391
>[] “We'll play it your way, boss. Might even be kinda relaxing!”

Might as well put those new toys to use.

>>27148391
>[x] “We'll play it your way to start out boss. However, if things go pear-shaped, I reserve the right to get stuck in."

Being the missile truck for Spellcaster isn't exactly fighterish, but it keeps us up high in case we need to bounce any Soviet supers, be they steelwing or witch.

>>27148391
>>27148595
>[x] “We'll play it your way to start out boss. However, if things go pear-shaped, I reserve the right to get stuck in."

>>27148391
>[x] “We'll play it your way, boss. Might even be kinda relaxing!”
Well, the new network system is for making us steelwings into missile boats.

>>27148391
>[] “We'll play it your way, boss. Might even be kinda relaxing!”

>>27148391
>[x] “Ice, that's a waste of our fighters and our talent. Our birds were designed to mix it up like you witches and it's what we're good at.”

>>27148391
>[X] “We'll play it your way, boss. Might even be kinda relaxing!”

>>27148391
>[] “Ice, that's a waste of our fighters and our talent. Our birds were designed to mix it up like you witches and it's what we're good at.”

>>27148391
>[x] “Ice, that's a waste of our fighters and our talent. Our birds were designed to mix it up like you witches and it's what we're good at.”

>>27148391
>[x] “We'll play it your way to start out boss. However, if things go pear-shaped, I reserve the right to get stuck in."

>>27148595

Do it.

Best answer.

>>27148391
>[X] “We'll play it your way, boss. Might even be kinda relaxing!”

>>27148391

>>[] “We'll play it your way to start out boss. However, if things go pear-shaped, I reserve the right to get stuck in."

>>27148433

You know what? I changed my mind.

>>27148595

>>27148391
>[] “We'll play it your way, boss. Might even be kinda relaxing!”

so all we are good for now is a mobile missile platform? It is sad day to be pilot

>>27149037
Rather be that than tangling with witches. You're not supposed to knife fight them in a steelwing anyways.

>>27149037
It certainly isn't all we're good for, but I'd rather assuage Ice's worries while she's got a bunch of other teenage girls in magical plane legs to lead in war. We're there if it's necessary for us to be all heroic

>>27149064
Cept the fact our plane is made to do that.

>>27149037
It's not all we're good for. I'd just prefer to hold the maneuverability in reserve for a rainy day, and not get killed by a lucky Russian in a furball when we could've just AMRAAMed him from 30 miles away.

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[x] Write in!

You shake your head. “Ice, that's a waste. We're designed to mix it up and we're damned good at doing it.”

She's about to respond when you continue. “But we'll play it your way. That said, I reserve the right to get stuck in if things go pear shaped.”

She frowns. “That's the best I'm going to get out of you, isn't it?”

You smile. “At least I'm predictable.”

She sighs. “Just remember that people do care what happens to you. Don't go doing anything stupid, alright?”

You move out of arm's reach before responding. “Ya know, anyone ever tell you you're cute when you're worried like that?” You say, flashing a grin.

You laugh while Merlin rushes to catch up to you and Ice makes choking noises- unable to articulate a response.

You meet up with your crew chief in the hangar- you've got to shout to be heard over the noise, but that's hardly surprising- up top, the bow and waist cats are in action, slinging aircraft into the sky and down here, the last few fighters to launch are being armed up and moved to the elevators.

“We've got her loaded for a mixed mission, boss.” He says, jerking a thumb back at the fighter. “Phoenix twos in the top bays, agiles in the nacelle bays, and that fuckoff big particle cannon in the centerline bay. We're last in the list to launch though, we can change it up if you want.”

[] No, that sounds good.
[] Yeah, we're gonna need to change it.

>>27149208
>[] No, that sounds good.
MAYBE take more Phoenix twos because of our missile-truck roll, but knowing the Soviets and Ghost we'll probably have to be knife fighting by the end of it all

>>27149208

How many of each is that is that?

Also where is that loading sheet Ghost. THinking of ditching the fuckoff cannon.

But guys, what if Stalinka shows up expecting another glorious duel with the love of her life, and ends up with our witch squadmates instead? She'll tear them to pieces.

>>27149292
That's why we reserved the right to go in

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On time for once! Woo!

>>27149208
[x] No, that sounds good.

I really, REALLY want to see that particle cannon in action. We ever find out the biggest target it's rated to take out?

>>27149208
[] No, that sounds good.

>>27149208
>[] No, that sounds good.

[] No, that sounds good.

>>27149283

oh, balls. I blame long term sleep deprivation. sorry.

http://pastebin.com/1jkmFusX

>>27149208
>>[] No, that sounds good.

>>27149292

We can not go into every single battle expecting to fight her. That's letting her win since she's dictating our tactics and loadout.

>>27149208

as planes dont have diesel engines i cannot in to planes. so
>[] No, that sounds good.

>>27149327

So 4 Phoenixs,8 Aglies and the cannon with 6 shots...


Acutually thats pretty decent loadout.

>>27149208

[x] No, that sounds good.

>>27149208
>[] Ditch the particle cannon for 6 AIM-120 AMRAAMS and 4 Agile-IIIs. This is a high-priority mission, and I don't like going out with an experimental weapon like that. Plus, with us in a missile-chucking role, we need more missiles to chuck.

>>27149419
I'm pretty sure the current load is 8 Agiles and 2 Phoenixes; both the dorsal points have just 2 load points, and the Phoenixes use 2 each.

>>27149419

No wait. Thats a mistake, only 2 Phoenixs

I'd suggest swapping those out for 4 AMRAAMs instead for more punch but otherwise i think we're good.

>>27149208


Ghost, whats the internal cannon of the X-02 again?

RELEVANT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnprInWJoaE

>>27149523
2x 25mm

>>27149523
I think its a tesla cannon. You know we could use it on Stalinka but something tells me she will get off on it

>>27149489

I'm curious to see if it can perform in a AtA role especially at long ranges. It might be able to take a fighter out and damage others with the shockwave.

>>27149612
I'll be very curious to find that out on a lower-priority mission.

Also, do the Shark Twins have the cannon? It might be useful to have one cannon between the two of us in case something shows up that we really, really need the cannon for, like another flying dreadnought.

>>27149675

Both of us are now in the missile chucking role?

I'd rather they load up on the missiles so if push comes to shove, we'll be the ones diving in instead of them.

>>27149698
Tesla cannons are for no-skill noobs.

Phrased more politely, we've got Merlin to guide in AMRAAMs and the -152s, while both us and the Shark Twins should be roughly equal using the fuckoff beam, especially if it's against a large heavy target like a dreadnought.

>>27149675
>another flying dreadnought.
don't give ghost ideas

>>27149208
[x] No, that sounds good.

>>27149759

Point taken.

I'll support your bid.

>>27149489

[x] This

>>27149208
>[x] No, that sounds good.

>>27149774
Well it's kind of a Catch 22. We go without the particle beam, [REDACTED] and then suddenly dreadnought. We go with the particle beam, all the sudden [REDACTED] and we're wishing we had a bunch more missiles to chuck.

We can only submit a fervent plea for Ghost to be merciful upon our souls.

>>27150073

Or the situation tha requires the flood of micro missiles.

It's China after all. HUMAN WAAAAAVE

>>27150146
DAMNIT DON'T GIVE GHOST IDEAS. That's what we have [REDACTED] for!

>>27150176

Massive Land Target that the X-02 has no munitions for.

Say a Supreme Commander Fatboy.

>>27149552
best Ace Combat

>>27150217
From what I understand of Supreme Commander, I'm pretty certain it would be Game Over anyways if that were the case.

A more plausible idea would've been a much better way to troll.

>>27150406

>implying the fatboy was not very vulnerable to air assault.

Besides, the point is a giant land/sea battleship-type target.

>>27150502
>implying we can make the Fatboy acknowledge our existence.

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[x] No, that sounds good.

You shoot him a thumbs up- not trying to speak over the rumble of another pair of launches.

You climb into your fighter as the ground crew rolls it forward onto the elevator- technically, you're not supposed to be onboard while it's on an elevator, but most of the time, no one cares. The Witches will be following you up, their strikers loaded on their tractor. They don't actually use the catapults- they're too light, and don't need it anyway. Out off the bow, steam rises from the catapults as the next pair of fighters- tomcats- roll into place. Your canopy hatch thumps shut as they start running up their jets, muting the sound.

“You ready for this, Merlin?” You ask, taking a second to examine your battered gloves- good luck, right? Looks like the seam is coming out along one side, time to get that fixed.

In response, the ejection system clicks over automatic- both seats go, regardless of who initiates the sequence. You don't really respond to that- what could you say, anyway?

You're directed onto the bow cat shortly after the two tomcats are clawing their way skyward, joining their formation. Behind you, off the waist, the witches start their own launches- you can't help but notice that the other group isn't present at all- which is unusual, and just confirms that they're not flight witches at all.

1/2

You fix your eyes forward, slowly running up the throttle to full blower- and then you're slammed into your seat by the force of the steam catapult doing it's thing, followed by the all too familiar lurch as you leave the carrier's deck and your wings bite air. You climb skyward, mindful of the SAM coverage of the soviet forces- you'll have to dive again to avoid their big systems.

You're joined in the air by the witches, the twins taking their place off your right wing, with Ice and slider strung out in line abreast off to your left and a few hundred yards ahead of you.

“Our initial AOR is the beaches.” Ice says. “If they call for additional support over Keflavik, we'll make a judgement call on who tackles it. The Ghede and the Twins are going to be in support, if you need missiles, call Merlin or Jaws.”

While the attack isn't a complete surprise, the A-7s off the America have managed to suppress most of the local air defenses- they've been surging sorties, maintaining a slightly inhuman rate to keep their birds in the air. The Soviets, though, weren't caught on the ground- their fighters just don't seem to be in the area. Still, there's calls by the marines for attacks on specific trouble spots- you could take some of the strain off the hornet drivers if you wanted to, and get a good test of the cannon against ground targets.

Then again, you've got a good perch now, and you'd hate to be down low, dinking around if those fighters show up. Witches may be capable of targeting and firing your missiles, sure, but those missiles still have to travel, and if you're down low, it's going to increase the liklihood they'll miss.

[] Support the marines the best we can, the faster they're established the better.
[] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

>>27150906

Its a railgun.

Lets try a long range shot from the top.

[x] Stay up high. Begin long range fire support with the railgun with the marines lazing targets.

>>27150906
>[] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

>>27150945
It's not a railgun and we only get six shots.

>>27150906
>[x] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

>>27150945
No it's a Tesla Cannon

>>27150906
>[] Support the marines the best we can, the faster they're established the better.

We can test the cannon! Also, our plane is at least capable of climbing at a good rate, we can get back into the sky easily. To be safe, just make a couple of strikes and regain altitude regardless.

>>27150945

...We took the Tesla Cannon, not the railgun.

>>27150906
>[] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.
Let's not go diving in right after we told Ice we'd try and stay safe...but, help the marines if we can

>>27150906
>[] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

>>27150906
>[] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

>>27150977
>>27150979
>>27150986

My apologies. Brainfart.

>>27150906

[] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

>>27150906
[X] Support the marines the best we can, the faster they're established the better.

We can climb pretty quickly if need be.

>>27150898
[] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

If it gets desperate, we can run down, but right now it sounds like the Hornet drivers are doing a reasonably good job. We need to stay up high and keep the Hornets from getting bounced; we're much better equipped for that anyways.

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it is good to be back in fight!
>[x] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

>>27151081
>it is good to be back in fight!
Konstantina pls

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>>27151097

>>27150906
>[x] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.
If we had ground ordinance (other then the Tesla cannon and if we didn't promise Ice, I'd say go for it.

>>27150906
[x] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

>>27151097
Do not deny our love!

>>27150906
>The Ghede
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghede_Nibo
>handsome young man who was killed violently. After death, he was adopted as a spirit or Lwa by Baron Samedi and Maman Brigitte and became a leader of the spirits of the dead

>>27151159
>Until recently, Haitian farmers would perform a praise song to Ghede Nibo each November. It involved phallic thrusts and other erotic gestures and was named "Massissi", a Haitian term for a homoerotically inclined male.
Are...are we fujoshi bait?

>>27151269
a what?

>>27149552

Obligatory Tonks when or M0use will feel bad

>>27151324
oh...uh, translated from weaboo:
a fujoshi is a fangirl who's all sorts of into boy on boy love.

>>27151324
A female otaku

>>27151378
>>27151420
Bsaically a "dirty girl" or basically the worse kind of female Otaku that ships such things and are often unbathed landwhales.

>>27150906
[x]Other.
Ask the witches to nail the ground targets while we stay high and bounce anyone who tries to dive on them.

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[x] Stay up high- can't run the risk of getting bounced and ground attack isn't our job.

You roll slightly, looking 'out' over the battlefield, watching as the networked combat system really shows what it's made of, uniting data input from your aircraft, the twins, the fleet's powerful AEGIS radars, and linked ground units into one cohesive picture- in your case, highlighting hostile AA coverage, marking known SAM sites and mobile vehicles, and identifying friendly and enemy ground forces with colored markers- while you got used to it in testing, in real world conditions, it's a kind of amazing.

“H-hey Frank. Listen to this.” Merlin says, piping in radio chatter- you can't make out what they're saying.

“Is that Russian?” You ask, looking around. Your airspace is mostly clear, though down low the Hornets are getting hit occasionally- you've seen one go down already, but it looked like he got out behind the Marine's advancing lines.

“I think so.” Merlin responds. “It's an airborne frequency, but it's way to the north.”

“Where?” You ask, switching your weapons selector over to the Phoenix 2s subconsciously.

“G-Grimsey island.” She responds. “Two hundred twenty miles north east.”


[] “Let me know if they say anything important.”
[] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

>>27150906
Which one of the twins is the pilot and which one has one leg and are those the same one?

>>27151681
>[] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”
Might as well have our resident Russian speaker hear this

>>27151681
>[x] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”
Lets call in the Subject Matter Experts

>>27151681

>[] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

Call it in

>>27151681

[x] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

>>27151681
>[x] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

>>27151681
>[] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

We have a Russian, how convenient.

>>27151681
>[X] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

Why would you not do this?

>>27151681
[] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

Better get the boss and resident Russian on the line.

>>27151681
>[] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

>>27151681
[X] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

I believe it's about this time the crazy Russian arrives.

>>27151681
>[x] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”
Katya can translate for us.

>>27151681
>[] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

let katya also decypher the wodka-speak

>>27151681
>[x] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

also fuck aircobras in warthunder!

>>27151681
[] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”
maybe Katya can tell us what they are saying.

oh yea... Mouse, ghost. i have been watching the news. are you boys about to get fed into the meat grinder in syria now or you are not allowed to say. either way LOTS of us back home are fighting for you guys as well. and hoping we won't set off WW3.

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>>27151681
[X] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

>>27152033

Had to work with the civilian sector a few days ago.

I was goddamn terrified.
local PD carried out ~20 lb of TATP by hand.
Syria would be a warm welcome. (GET IT. IT'S A DESERT. IT'D BE WARM. GET IT.)

>>27151364

Obligatory eventually.

Seriously, I haven't forgotten about you guys. It'll happen. I just have no idea when. Every time I think I have some free time I get jumped by a mess of garbage.

>>27152325

Being Mouse is suffering.

Hang in there!

>>27152325
>TATP
>by hand
>susceptible to heat, friction and shock.
>BY HAND
THE TERM 'POCKET SAND' HAS NEVER BEEN MORE TERRIFYING.
>>27152364
assad defence force pls go

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>>27152325

>local PD carried out ~20 lb of TATP by hand.

Didn't need those hands anyway.

>>27152325
well hang in there Mouse and ghost. we're rooting for you and keeping you all in our prayers.

>>27151681
>[] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

Can we please leave the Syria stuff out of here? /k/ has been shitty all day due to this, I don't want that spreading here.

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>>27152325
>>27152396
>>27152416
TATP.....
pic related.
you're a braver man then you realize.

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[x] “Let's get Katya and Ice in on this, see what they think.”

“Good find, Merlin. Let's get Ice and Katya in on this, see what they think.” You say, watching the Marine's rapidly advance off their beach head- it's almost like the soviet paras were just stalling for time, not actively trying to hold the beach. Seems odd. Even their reportedly formidable AA presence seems to have just been an intel overestimation- besides the one hornet you watched go down, your losses are practically nil.

Something's up. Something has to be up. They didn't execute a low-level, four thousand kilometer flight, staying below DEW coverage the entire time- a stunning display of skill on the part of their transport jocks- over the arctic to hold the place for a few weeks, disrupt a few convoys, then withdraw without a fight.

You catch yourself before you manage to make yourself panic- but the atmosphere is tense. This isn't the same thing you ran into in Alaska or Japan, and it's got you paranoid. What are they planning?

“What are they saying?” Ice asks, right before you open your mic to ask the same. Instead, you look out over your shoulder at Katya, who's wearing a confused frown and has one hand pressed to her ear as she listens.

“I- this is strange.” She says. “They are assigning escorts to transports flying back to Russia. Heavy escorts, too. It is not just a few fighters, it is most of the regiment here, just a few fighters left for the last lift.”

“What are they lifting out?” Someone asks- you can't identify the voice, distorted as it is by the ambient noise.

“I do not know.” Katya says, shaking her head. “But whatever it is, it's important. There is talk of witches, though they don't seem to be leaving as escorts. Too long a flight for them anyway.”

[] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice. Let take a crack at that island!”
[] Let the boss handle it, that's why she's the boss.

>>27152539
Agreed, although fa/tg/uys are making some interesting character sheets in /k/'s Syria thread.

>>27152553

>[x] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice. Let take a crack at that island!”

lets wack the transports

>>27152553

>[x] Suggest raiding the island

BUT

>[x] Yield to our boss, shes incharge after all

>>27152553
[X] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice. Let take a crack at that island!”

Let's go hunting to get the title of Warhound back.

>>27152553
>[x] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice. Let take a crack at that island!”

why do I have a feeling that there are POW's on the transports?

>>27152553
[] Let the boss handle it, that's why she's the boss.

>>27152553
>[x] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice. Let take a crack at that island!”

Perhaps this wasn't a strategic acquisition, but a smash and grab? Either way we need to go fuck that shit up.

>>27152553
>OTHER!
"Ice, may advice is that we should hit those transports. this who thing feels like the russians were just after something to steal from this place and now they are trying to run off with it. what ever it is, we shouldn't let them loot and run."

>>27152553
But aren't all the nukes stashed away? Or are they withdrawing due to internal troubles?

>[] Let the boss handle it, that's why she's the boss.

>>27152553
"Boss, there are large, slow moving targets with important cargo in our envelope. Don't do this to me Ice, I'm getting hot under the collar just thinking about it."

>>27152553
[x] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice."

>>27152553
[X] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice. Let take a crack at that island!”

But obey orders to the contrary: the whole "chain of command" thing.

>>27152553
[X] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice. Let take a crack at that island!”

>There is talk of witches, though they don't seem to be leaving as escorts.
This hits my paranoia. What if they're kidnapping Icelandic witches for brainwashing?

>may ynotst
You're not helping, CAPTCHA.

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>>27152553
[X] Let the boss handle it, that's why she's the boss.
Remember good behavior and we get yo use the leash on Ice.

>>27152772
and let them run away with POW? how about no

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>>27152482
>>27152435
>>27152416
>>27152394
>>27152396

>Be Maus
>be acting as an EOD consultant for county mounties
>they raid a drug den
>Radio: There's something here we can't ID
>Maus: Cool story bro. What do you want me to do about it?
>Radio: Come ID it.
>Maus: Fucks no.
>Sheriff: Pls go ID maus
>Maus: fuuuuuuuuuuck myyyyy liiiiifeeeeee
>Be Maus inna Haus
>Find five baggies of white sand lookin' stuff
>Maus: Looks like coke to me. Isn't this your job?
>Cop: Coke don't look like sand, Airman.
>Maus: Oh fuck.
>carefully, VERY CAREFULLY, open a bag
>reeks of bleach
>Maus: Do we have something that we can put these in to get them wet?
>Cop: Evidence. Nope.
>Maus: Hey so everyone should get out right now really slowly because get out.
>Cop: What why
>Maus (On radio, outside of house): Because that's TATP and incredibly volatile.
>Radio: We can't leave it here
>Maus: I want no part of this, we can't countercharge it and you refuse to let me wet it down.
>Radio: K we're coming out
>cop has all five bags cradled in his arms
>my fucking face when

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>>27152726
>Witchs...
>Brainwashed...
...
>Cue up yandere super witch!

>>27152553
>[x] Let the boss handle it, that's why she's the boss.

>>27152553
>[] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice. Let take a crack at that island!”

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>>27152789
Sweet Jesus Mouse....
Cops there must be the dumbest batch ever.

>>27152789

Sweet Motherfucking Jesus.

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>>27152789
NOPE THE FUCK OUT OF THERE!

>>27152849
Now now, at least they asked first.

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>>27152789

Fuckers have no sense of fucking self preservation.

When the goddamn EOD guy tells you to do stuff, you'd goddamn well better follow what he tells you.

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>>27152789

>>27152789

how incredibly volatile? like those old dynamite sticks we found on granddad's farm that were sweating nitroglycerin?

>>27152789
Good lord.

How stupid can people be...

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>>27152876

It's official, you two are completely batshit insane.

>>27152789
Dude whatever they are paying you, it can't be NEARLY enough.

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>>27152876
>like those old dynamite sticks we found on granddad's farm that were sweating nitroglycerin?
>old dynamite sticks
>sweating nitroglycerin

Y-you're joking about that right?

>>27152876
>Sweating
>NITROFUCKINGGLYCERIN
>Drop that like a land whale girlfriend.
>Very carefully lest ye be caught in the shockwave

>>27152876

Something like that.
Basically if you were to look at this shit wrong it goes off.

It's nicknamed the 'mother of satan'
Not making that up.

Also sorry for hijacking your thread.
I'm bored as fuck in the office.

>>27152876

>old dynamite

I about lost my everything to a stick when I was 7.. I still look back on that day and wonder how it did not explode in my face.

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>>27152907

I hope you complained loudly and audibly to some higher ranker about how the fucktard almost killed everyone.

>>27152864
THAT MAKES IT WORSE! mouse TOLD them not to fuck with it! they did it anyway!

there is no way around it, they should be written down for a near drawin award.

>>27152940
Do you really think that would do anything?

>>27152960

Optimist.

And with any luck the coppers will not want to work with Mouse, thinking hes an ass.

So no more secondment to the fuckingretard brigade.

>>27152954

Well to be fair, he didn't exactly tell them how they were supposed to handle it.

But yeah, the words 'incredibly volatile' should've made them go NOPE instead of fucking around with it like a moron.

>>27153007

Wet it down?

They refused to let him do so.

>>27152789

Fucking saved for later storytelling.

>>27153032

Apart from that, and preserving it as evidence wasn't bad as reasons go. Motherfucking high explosive is going to make sure those bastards are going to jail for a good long time.

If they didn't kill themselves first that is.

>>27153032
yep, darwin award time. they don't pay mouse enough for this shit.

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[x] “Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Ice. Let take a crack at that island!”

“Ice, two hundred miles ain't shit, we can cover that in a couple minutes. Let's take a crack at that island!” You say, having to clamp down on yourself before you turn your wyvern onto a heading and go after those transports anyway.

“I'm kicking this up to the fleet.” Ice says, calmly. “We’ll let them make the decision.”

“Come ON,” You insist. “These guys are fine, all their fighters are gone anyway and their ground troops ain't even fighting back!”

Slider laughs. “Calm down, there, warhound.” She says. “We can't go breaking station just because we see some fat targets. Out there.”

“We were cleared to engage targets of opportunity! This counts!” You say, restraining yourself from punching the side of your cockpit in frustration. “We wait for the fleet to make a decision, they're gonna get too far out to sea and we'll lose 'em!”

“Fleet's deciding.” Ice says, her voice still calm. “Sounds like they want to load the sea ghosts up on a greyhound and drop them in to take the island. Get a look at what the reds were lifting out.”

“That’ll take forever!” You yell. “They'll be gone by the time they get a damn greyhound over that island!”

“There's nothing I can do about it, Frank.” Ice says. “We'll hold here till they're loaded up, then hit the island with them.”

[] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”
[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27152553
>[] "Two hundred miles is well inside our envelope, Boss. We could take a crack at it."
Leave the call to her, obviously, but we're not the second-highest rank in the squadron- or one of the highest scoring aces in the Navy- for nothing.

Also HAHA IS TIME FOR STRIKERS

>>27151159
>>27151269
Gentlemen, Ghede is a more general term. It describes a family of Loa including Baron Samedi. Ice is referring to the nickname that Brigitte gave us last week.

>>27152896
>>27152901

Our granddad was... well. he retired after like, 40 years in the military- 20 active duty, then 20 full time nasty guard. He was a chief maintenance test pilot. Crazy runs in our blood.

>>27153147
>[] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”


LET'S GO DUMBASS DECISIONS

>>27153147
>[] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

Also, that helmet, wtf.

>>27153147
>[x] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”
Court Marshals ho!

>>27153147
>[x] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

FUCK THAT

>>27153147
>[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”
grrrr

>>27153147

Dammit Ice...

>[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27153147
[x] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

>>27153147
>[X] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

Chain of command and all. Let's hope Fleet gets back to us soon.

>>27153147

[x] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

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>>27153147
[X] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27153147
[x] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

Dis is some bullshit but I don't want to force them to follow us.

>>27153147
>[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

Don't be the loose cannon.

>>27153181
>>27153182
>>27153186
>>27153189
...and we've had such a good run of generally following orders and not being too stupid too...

>>27153147
Wow both of those options are hella insubordinate

How about just "OK"

>>27153147
>[x] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

>>27153147
>[X] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

inb4 Konstantina.

>>27153147
>[] "Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports."
Don't be stupid, /tg/. Don't fucking do it. We're not Gnome Young, and we have our orders.

>>27153147
>[x]"Then we'll clear the way for the Ghosts. Let's go Merlin!"

>>27153147
>[] “You want to wait, when they could have kidnapped witches or grabbed some super secret magic shit boss? Fuck that we're going in."

>>27153181
>>27153182
>>27153186
>>27153189
>>27153195

>Fuck you, Ice! All I do is give you lipservice while totally disregarding everything you tell me as a superior officer and a friend!

Rolled 19

>>27153147
>“Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27153147
[x] Ask Merlin to boost the radar as much as she can.

>>27153147

>[x] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

Merlin, keep tracking those transport and dial back our engines to minimum, lets save fuel to chase the transports.

>>27153177

Remember that story he told about crashing the XH-1, or the one about the guy having to duck while he was in his boat...on a river?

I miss granddad.

>>27153224

I'd go with this one too.

But this can only go well. 50 dollars on us getting shot down again.

>>27153258
fucking THIS. We just told her we'd try to keep it in check and now we're gonna go gallivanting off by ourselves...WITH MERLIN IN THE BACKSEAT

>>27153147
>[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27153147

[s] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27153270

AH-1*
Typing on my phone is suffering.

>>27153147
>[x] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports. But I am officially protesting this order.”

When we get back the Sara, we find the son of a bitch who ordered this and give him a cockpunch. If it's our captain, give her a cuntpunt.

>>27153224

YES PLS.

>>27153192 my vote.

At least calm down and not be so insubordinate to Ice

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>>27153147
>be me, a soviet AA operator
>suddenly a random contact appears
>hail on radio to make sure it isn't that dumbass stalinka
>mfw I shot down america's top ace in some superpowered plane of death
>mfw we now have airborne particle cannon tech

>>27153147
[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

Ghost will fuck us over either way. Either charge in and end up ambushed or court-marshaled, or wait and find out the Russkies made off with some important shit that'll kill us next chapter...

>>27153147
>[X] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

>>27153147

>[X] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27153262
Adding this to my vote
[x] Ask Merlin to boost the radar as much as she can.

Also: going after those, probably heavily guarded, transports on our own is suicide in multiple ways. A, we just promised Ice not to do anything stupid. B, our career is on pretty thin ice. C, they're probably heavily guarded, and we'd be going it alone.

>>27153270
Your grandad sounds awesome. Kind of like mine. mortar-man in the 442nd. There are no words for the ammount of respect I have for him.

>>27153147
>call sign is warhound
Fucking growl at her in disapproval.

Hold where we are and growl angrily.

>>27153321
yep....so sick of it

>>27153344

Where are the twins at, aren't they supposed to be with us?

>>27153321
yep, both options are shite, what ever happened to keeping an eye on them, instead of going RAMMING SPEED and the first sign of enemy contact

>>27153305

I know that feeling man, I know that feeling.

>>27153286
I see your point... but still that is a hell of a target. how a bout this:
>>>27153147
>[x]we calm the fuck down, then logically point out that whatever is moving is going to be damn valuable, and the Ghosts would be better served by having the area under a aerial blockade.

>>27153177
shit... the thread isn't competely fiction, this is you and your family ARE the MCs here.

[] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”
"Ice, this isn't heroics, this is basic sanity now. the reds could care less about this place and they know how slow it would take for use to sniff them out. the bank robbers are getting into their getaway car. we need to STOP THEM NOW."

>>27153147
>[] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

>>27153147
[x] OTHER
"Ice, They were talking about witches, but not as part of their escort. I'm thinking the witches are the cargo."

>>27153147
[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27153147
[x] Yes, ma'am.
Man, when did Frank go complete insubordinate retard?

>>27153372

Or get some hornets to bomb the fucking runway first??

The marines don't seem to need all the air support

>>27153379
"This is me totally ignoring your direct order though. See you back at the carrier!"

>>27153401
quit being a bitch

>>27153351
Kinda seems to alternate between Warhound and Revenant. First mention of either in a while IIRC.

>>27153147
>[X] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

>>27153392
About the time people disengaged their brains and looked at the shiny thing.

Anyways, is there a possibility we might be able to skip some rungs in the brass ladder and bring this to the attention of the officer in charge directly? I don't know how military communications protocol works.

>>27153147
>[x] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

>>27153418
Yeah... Need to really stick to one here.

Rolled 19

>>27153147
Why do i get the feeling Ice is lying to us so we don't go in it alone?

>>27153147
>[X] “Fine.Well let the Russkies get away with their HVT's.”

>>27153495
I'm going to ask you nicely not to start that line of thought, thanks.

>>27153147
>[x] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”
Goddamn, /tg/ is stupid tonight.

>>27153147
[x] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

Can we please NOT get ourselves killed on our first combat mission in months?

>>27153495
I bet she is

>>27153147
>[] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

>>27153414
All I'm hearing is "Insubordination is totally fine when you have a good reason!" and "Orders are really more 'suggestions' anyways."

>>27153516
Yeah, because we're going to get shot down by transports.

>>27153147
>[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

Playing it safe.

>>27153147
>[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27153554
Man, it's like you think there are only transports or something.

>>27153554
You do realize there's going to be more than just transports there, right?

>>27153554
Ever heard of the concept of an "escort"? Or a "SAM envelope"? If these really are high-value targets, the Soviets are going to have a lot of assets guarding those transports.

>>27153147
>[x]Yes Ma'am

>[x] Ask Merlin to boost the radar as much as she can.

>>27153147
[x] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

>>27153318

>yfw it's nothing but a ruse to draw off the Glory Hound piloting the super jet

>>27153490
I kinda like Revenant more what with everything's that's happened.

>>27153147
>[X] Fine.

This seriously, we PROMISED Ice no heroics, off mission bullshit. If fleet tells us to turn and burn for it, ok, but till then we should at least try to keep our promise.

>>27153147
>[X] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”

>>27153147
"Fine"
I realy kinda like not ignoring orders. obeying under protest is not a bad idea, though.

>>27153147
>[x]Yes Ma'am
>[x] Ask Merlin to boost the radar as much as she can
[x]Mentally will Ruskies to explode. Use mind bullets

>>27153616
>>27153550
>>27153516
>>27153495
>>27153481
>>27153344

guys.. isn't nixson in this fleet? or is he still in the pacific? if he is, open a line to him asap.

>>27153739
That isn't how the chain of command works dipfuck.

>>27153579
couldn't Merlin use her sparkels and make sure those SAMs miss?

>>27153739
...Nixon is CINCPAC. What the hell would he be doing in the Atlantic when there's still a war on over there?

>>27153761
nixson could be FLYING AROUND UP HERE FOR ALL WE KNOW! he's about as nuts as we are!

Man, you just know our soviet penpal has to be there. Hell, she probably set this entire thing up just to get some alone time with her favorite man.

>>27153731
>[x]Mentally will Ruskies to explode. Use mind bullets
This too.

>>27153767
Considering what's happened all the other times we've had missiles flying at us, I highly suspect Merlin can't do much. Plus, it doesn't prevent some lucky asshat in a MiG coming in for guns against that lone stupid American who thought he could tango 1 on 30.

>>27153796
now that i think about it....this is a trap

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[x] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”

You're about to key your mic- you'll obey, but you intend to make it damn clear you're doing so under protest- when Merlin cuts your outbound and keys her interplane.

“Frank, c-calm down. What's wrong?” She asks, her voice... scared, it sounds like.

It snaps the back of your outrage in an instant and does terrible things to it's corpse.

“I- yeah. You're right Merlin.” You say, nodding even though she can't see it. “You're right. I just hope there was nothing valuable on those birds.”

You flick your outbound again. “Roger, Ice.” You say, making an effort to moderate yourself.

For their part, the ghosts are up faster than you expected, and the greyhounds, while not fast, are fast enough- especially roaring in just off the deck. Their pilots, you decide, about three quarters of the way across the island, are certifiably nutballs- taking that bird, with no terrain following radar, in at that altitude over Eastern Iceland.

“Thread board is lighting up, Frank.” Merlin cautions. “Just about everything they own out there, including naval sources. Keep us low or we'll be in trouble.”

“Got it.” You say, pushing the nose of your fighter down a bit more

“I'm working on Jamming, but-” Merlin says before a familiar voice cuts her off.

1/2

>>27153761
>>27153787
i'm not in the military. i don't know how that all works. (shrugs) i just wanted to ask....

>>27153147
>[] “Fine. Hope nothing valuable is on those transports.”
it hurts, but not as much as being reckless could

>>27153792
We'd fucking know. He's an admiral and he's supposed to be on the other side of the fucking world right now.

“But you cannot do it da, little one?” Konstantina laughs. “Comrade Putin thought they would send you here. He has asked me to bring you both home, he wishes to discuss some things with you.” She sighs- the same sigh you've heard your little sister use while discussing her current crush, whoever that was at the time.

“But I cannot imagine my love will go willingly, and so I must make him!” She says. “These others can wait, Comrade Stalin has already asked about them and made sure we are prepared to receive them if we must. But you, my love, you we cannot spare!”

“Frank! Five High! She's firing!” Merlin cries, and you roll your fighter instinctively, craning your head around to get a look at the witch now latching onto your tail- damn everything that can play merry hell with the laws of physics anyway.

“Frank! Hang on, we'll assist!” Ice calls.

[] “Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!”
[] “I could use a hand, yeah!”

>>27153147
>[] “Nuts to that. You can wait. Let's go Merlin!”
YEEEHAAW

>>27153835
>Comrade Putin
worry.jpg

>>27153835
>Putin

WHAT

>>27153835
>[] “Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!”

>>27153835
>Comrade Putin

We're only lucky that he didn't come to beat the shit out of us himself.

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>>27153835
>Putin

>>27153835
>[] “Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!”
Knowing Konstantina, she'll just go apeshit on our allies. Keep them out of it unless absolutely necessary

...And thank you Merlin for being our cute little voice of sanity

>>27153835

[x] “Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!”

>>27153835
[] “Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!”
we bring the fight over the island and they won't risk hitting Stalinka

>>27153835
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th1S206ILv8

>>27153835
>[x] “Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!”

>>27153835

>Putin

Jesus we're fucked.

>>27153835
>[] “Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!”

>>27153835
>[] "Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!"
She won't kill us. She WILL kill one of our witches.
>Putin
Oh, I've been waiting for this.

>>27153835
>[] “Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!”
>"Somebody on our wing would be nice, though!"

>>27153835
>Putin
FUCK YOU!

>[] “Negative! You guys handle the island's defenses, I've got this!”

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>>27153884
He's probably still head of the KGB at this time.