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Archive (1 and 2): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest
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Don't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles or http://valkyria.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyria_Wiki

You are LUCAS WILLIAMS, a member of the mercenary company Demons of Randgriz and a graduate from its elite TIER ONE Program. You are now part of the elite, but inexperienced WRAITH TEAM, consisting of you and your fellow classmates from training.

After a grueling year of training and quick battle to get rid of some troublesome pirates harassing Gallia's northern coast, you and Wraith Team have found yourselves transferred to the exotic land of San Salvacion, an entire ocean away from Gallia. You've been brought in to help the beleaguered country suppress the rebels that oppose its rule, as well as counter any possible Erusean aggression from the South.

Unfortunately, the action started much sooner than you thought it would when your base was ambushed literally almost the moment you set foot in it. While the attackers were repulsed, the attack has left you and your squad a bit shaken that presumably poorly armed and organized rebels could strike at the heart of San Salvacion's military power in the south so easily.

Unfortunately, it seems the situation is getting more and more complicated as more players in this conflict begin to reveal themselves...

(cont)
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>>27457786
The ride back to the Bastion was a bit awkward. After you managed to destroy the rebel base, Artemis swooped in to clean things up (and presumably steal the credit). Not wanting to have to deal with them, Simo just had everybody withdraw quietly so as not to attract unwanted attention.

However, you now have a new addition, Reznov, who was apparently acting as a spy for Hudson. You think it might just be you, but you get this weird feeling that he's rather similar to Menendez. It's just something in his expression and posture that seemed to give it away, but you couldn't quite place your finger on what it was or what it meant.

You glance at your squad and you can see all of them are pretty nervous of Reznov. You couldn't blame them, though. The guy looked like he'd spent his entire life fighting something or the other. In addition to his age, his face and body were creased with scars and old battle wounds.

You know you technically weren't supposed to talk to him until you were all fully debriefed, but this silence was getting to be far too constricting.

>Try talking to him. What's the harm in some simple small talk?
>Nah, better stay quiet.
>Other
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It's been so long! IT'S BEEN SO LONG!
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>>27457802
>>Nah, better stay quiet.
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>>27457802
>Try talking to him. What's the harm in some simple small talk?
If he starts talking about his dad, CHANGE THE SUBJECT.
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>>27457802
>Nah, better stay quiet.
TIMESKIP!
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To the anon from the last thread: I'm not sure if Reznov likes talking about what happened to Dmitri...
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>>27457802
>Nah, better stay quiet.
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>>27457802
>Try talking to him. What's the harm in some simple small talk?
C'mon guys, it's VIKTOR! REZNOV! He's awesome.
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>>27457802
>Try talking to him. What's the harm in some simple small talk?
TALK TO THE HALLUCINATION
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>>27457852
That mission was ridiculous
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>>27457786
Talk to your teammates. See how they feel about the situation. Like talk to Lucina, Char, and Edwin.
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>>27457802
Oh Yes, Valkyrian Mercs Time!
>Nah, better stay quiet.
Follow your orders, for once.
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>>27457802
>Nah, better stay quiet.
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Rolled 20, 12 = 32

>>27457802

>Other

How about talking to one our group, like Lucian or Mary Kate
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How many more Call of Duty characters do you think we'll see? Next thing we know, we meet a secret commando group funded and supplied by Arthur Asimov's electronics empire to find, study, and destroy any weapons that the Valkyrur left behind. I can just imagine one of their teams being comprised of the cast of the Zombie Mode.

>Tank Dempsey: Gunner
>Nikolai Belinski: Shocktrooper
>Takeo Masaki: Scout
>Dr. Edward Richtofen: Engineer
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>>27458019
>20, 12
DICE OFF. WE NEED THAT LUCK.
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>>27458019
why are you rolling dice?
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>>27458020
Forgot image
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>>27457802
>>Try talking to him. What's the harm in some simple small talk?

But be mindful of him talking about people that must die.
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>>27458174
Especially if the list of names includes 'Qyburn'.
...Which wouldn't surprise me at all, honestly.
>ldidedu WILLIAM
No, captcha, that's not how you spell 'Lucas'.
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>>27457802
You decide you're better off not trying to talk to him. It looked like he was pretty busy with Hudson anyways, who seemed to be relentlessly grilling him over everything that's happened.

With little worry of any sort of ambush, the ride back to the Bastion is a very quick one. It's already late morning by the time you get back, and you and the rest of the Wraiths are bone tired.

"Okay, four hours until debrief. Get some sleep, get some chow." Simo says. "Hudson, I expect to know everything you and Reznov do."

"You will know all, and more." The grizzled Imperial nods. He then pauses and narrows his eyes. "You! you there, girl!"

"Wha- m-me?" Morgan stammers as she gets called out.

Reznov strides forward with long and powerful steps, and in a flash he's already towering over poor little Morgan, his granite gaze glaring down at her.

"Hmmm, I'm certain we've not met..." Reznov grumbles, "but... there is something familiar about you, but I cannot place what..."

Morgan, on the other hand, looks too damn terrified to reply or respond in any other fashion. Already you can see Simo and Hudson shifting nervously as they prepare to intervene.

>Stay back and let this play out.
>Extract Morgan ASAP.
>Other
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>>27458333
>>Extract Morgan ASAP.
Oh shit...
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>>27458333
>Extract Morgan ASAP.
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>>27458333
>Extract Morgan ASAP.
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Rolled 94

>>27458333
>>Extract Morgan ASAP.

HAND HOLDIN'
RUNNIN'
BLUSHIN'
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>>27458333
>Stay back and let this play out.

Let's see where this goes.
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>>27458333
THE NUMBERS, MORGAN

WHAT DO THEY MEAN
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>>27458333
>Extract Morgan ASAP.
Dammit, at this rate we're never gonna get answers.
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>>27458333
>Stay back and let this play out.
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>>27458333
>>Extract Morgan ASAP.
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>>27458364
But we might get something else if you know what I mean
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>>27458333
>>Extract Morgan ASAP.
>>27458378
An angry Simo and an upset Reznov?
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>>27458333
>Extract Morgan ASAP.
I MUST DEBRIEF HER MYSELF, SORRY SIR!
maximum misunderstandings go
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Okay, after Morgan's..."performance issues", I have to puke out all my thoughts about her.

First, her rather inconsistant rolls may be due to the Sniper/Dice Gods being disrespected for Morgan having the (possibly fake) name "Hathcock" when it is hinted that she may be an Imperial.
A second theory came to me when I researched where her reference image orginated from. Most of our snipers have been based on those who existed in real life (i.e. Konig, Häyhä., etc.). She is NOT the genderbent White Death, she is based on another sniper (the "Snow Fairy" on the cover). In the Finnish War Archives, there has been no recording of this legendary sniper (name being withheld to prevent possible spoilers). If this sniper truly exisited, then they would be the Second deadliest sniper after Simo Häyhä. A sniper that is most likely a fabrication.
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>>27458333
I'm sure Morgan can come up with something. I figure she got a harassed a lot because of her hair ("Oh hai, are you a valkyrur?")

>Other
I have no idea what you're talking about sir... Please don't tell me your one of those Imperials who go on and on whenever they meet someone with white hair because of the Valkyrurs
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Rolled 72

>>27458404
>Hathcock

I thought it might be more because you know she doesn't have one.
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>>27458404
Armchair...
I love Merc's stories, but I honestly don't think the backstory for our sniper girl is nearly that in depth. I think it's just been our shitty rolls and her nerves. If it actually has been some function of falsehood like you say, I will chug the remaining 18 oz of this beer
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>>27458432
>>27458404

Don't take my ramblings too seriously. They're mostly due to the fever I'm having right now.
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Rolled 100

>>27458446

Go to bed
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>>27458446
>>27458470

Yep, go to bed.

Dicegod wills it.
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>>27458446
You need orange juice
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>>27458446

Don't forget to keep warm and drink water man.
>>27458470
Also dice gods.
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>>27458470
>implying he can get off of Mr. Merc's Wild Ride.
Also, DICE. OFF. NOW.
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>>27458333
Well, you know Morgan didn't deserve this. She already had enough problems without having to worry about a big scary Imperial staring her down. You knightly instincts kick in and you step forward and grab her hand.

"HEY! Morgan!" You say, giving a forced and overly loud laugh. "Didn't you say your rifle was giving you problems? Maybe we should go talk to Nemo about it!"

With that you quickly tug at her arm and pull her away from Reznov. Reznov tries to follow but Hudson takes the chance and swoops in, pull Reznov away under the pretense of further debriefing. Simo just gives you a suspicious eye before turning back to the rest of the team and telling them to disperse.

You manage to get some distance away before you stop behind a parked cargo truck to catch your breath.

"T-thanks, Lucas." Morgan pants. "I don't know how I would've gotten out of that."

"It's no problem." You shrug. "You were obviously in trouble, right?"

"Yeah..." Morgan trails off. It's obvious she's still bothered.

>Leave it be. You've done your part.
>Try to press for answers.
>Other
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>>27458470
>>27458485
>>27458489
>>27458494
Thanks, and don't worry, I'm almost as good as new
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>>27458446
Part of me is honestly hoping Merc says you're right so I have an excuse to chug this beer...
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>>27458507
Try to press for answers.
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>>27458507
>Leave it be. You've done your part.
Crazy Imp dudes be crazy
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>>27458507
>Try to press for answers.
Give us your secretsssssss...
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>>27458507
>>Leave it be. You've done your part.
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>>27458507

>Other
"I'm not going to press it but if you do need a ear... well i keep my promises when I say lips are sealed."

Leave it at that. The decision is ultimately hers.


>>27458517

Implying you need a reason to chug.

Ok heres one.

I bet you can't do it.
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>>27458507
>>Try to press for answers.
I'm curious of her story as well.

I think that Morgan's reference image should change to reflect that her hair is growing longer as time goes by. Maybe we can use Sakuya from Touhou as a new reference, or if she decides to grow it even longer, we could use the sample image of "W" that was with ther character concept that I sent you.
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Rolled 6

>>27458507
>Leave it be. You've done your part.
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>>27458548

This one.
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>>27458548

[x] Yes
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>>27458507

Change this one:>>27458563
to this:>>27458548
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>>27458507
>Try to press for answers.
I think we need an answer
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>>27458548
do it
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>>27458548
This one
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>>27458548
Do it.
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>>27458545
Changes to >>27458548
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>>27458507
"Hey, Morgan, is something wrong?" You ask.

"What? No, nothing!" Morgan shakes her head a bit too quickly. At this point you could pretty much tell when she was trying to hide something.

"I'm not going to press it but if you do need a ear... well i keep my promises when I say lips are sealed." You assure her. "I mean, I kept my word last time, right?"

>roll 1d20
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Rolled 5

>>27458839
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Rolled 6

>>27458839
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Rolled 16

>>27458839
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Rolled 1

>>27458839
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Rolled 17

>>27458839
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Rolled 8

>>27458839
go
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>>27458860
Dodged the bullet there.
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Rolled 11

>>27458860

DODGED A FUCKING BULLET THERE
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>>27458858
Thank goodness for our godly charisma score.
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>>27458867
yeah, otherwise it would be OPTIMISM HO!!
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>>27458860
Just missed
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>>27458858
Morgan mulls it over for a second before responding.

"It's not like I wanted to keep it secret, you know? But, it's just weird. Remember how he said he might have seen me before?"

"Yeah. You nod. What about it?"

"Well... I don't know why, but I kind of recognized him when I first saw him." Morgan frowns. "I know I've never met him directly, but... maybe I saw him in passing somewhere...?"

"You know, this would be a lot more helpful if you could tell me where you've been before you came to the academy." You say.

"Nope." Morgan shakes her head. "Not even I will tell you that. You'll have to get the okay from Simo before I say any more than that."

"Well, it was worth a try." You sigh. You doubt you'd ever get much out of Simo, considering how protective of Morgan he was.

"So, um... what now?" Morgan asks.

>I'm sure you've got your own things to be doing.
>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.
>Other
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>>27458920
>>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.
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Rolled 12

>>27458920

>>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.
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>>27458920
>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.
Reznov isn't the sort that likes being lied to.
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>>27458920
I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.
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>>27458920
>>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.

See if we can't help out that poor rifle.
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>>27458920
>I'm sure you've got your own things to be doing.
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>>27458920
>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.
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>>27458920
>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.
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>>27458920
>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo
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>>27457852

Actually, considering that Reznov isn't stuck in a gulag, Dimitri may still be alive...
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>>27458920
>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.
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Looks like it's time for an enlightening debate over the various traits of modifications or wargear.
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>>27458920
>I'm sure you've got your own things to be doing.
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>>27458993
It is a custom, a ritual if you would, of this quest after all
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Rolled 8

>>27458993

Semi-auto fire or Accuracy ALL THE WAY?
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>>27458920
>I wasn't lying before. Let's go see Nemo.

Also, started watching Valvrave a few days ago. Thought of this:
>"You know, Ed, you can kinda be a jerk sometimes."
>"Oh, bite me, Williams."
>Beat
>"...Weird. I just got goosebumps."
>"As did I. Odd."
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>>27459042
Hmm? More shots to increase the probability to hit or better accuracy to improve accuracy of each shot individually?
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>>27459052

I just keep thinking of how quickly this quest would be over if Edwin was anything like L-elf skillwise.

I mean, he makes Lucina look like a friggin toddler, and I'm perfectly aware how good Lucina is.
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>>27459042
Accuracy. She's a sniper, she needs it.
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Rolled 15

>>27459101

I'm just waiting for berserker lucas to go r-rr-r-rape mode
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Rolled 7

>>27459100

I think we should let her get used to semi-auto.

At least a marginal increase in ROF before she gets to the Ruhm.
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>>27459101

If Edwin had L-elf's skills, he would be Emperor within the month.
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>>27459101
>>27459141
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>>27459100
Semi auto. She gets a higher to hit with each shot, iirc.
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>>27459149
Hey, we wanted stories from you mister!
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>>27459237

Hear Hear!
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>>27459237
I know, but in my defense, I'm back at college, and I.
Have been.
So.
Busy.

ADHD fucking sucks.
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>>27459287
Hey I am too!

But I don't do a lot of writing either so I can't really complain.
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>>27459237
Speaking of stories, is anyone curious about what Merc's scenarios were that he tweeted about?
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>>27459287
You could always make more time in the day.
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>>27459317
Don't have a tweeter, so don't know what they were.
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>>27459317

I am.

I am even more curious about a possible edwinxlucasxmeido scenario.
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>>27459317
Well I hope one of them involves Lucas sent on a mission posing as a cute Darcsen maid that men fall in love with.
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>>27459317
...A bit.
>>27459321
Can;t breathe.
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>>27459149

Jesus titjumping Christ that's horrifyingly efficient.
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>>27459336
>Lucas gets whistles and a slap on the ass from one of the targets
>Roll to maintain composure
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>>27459376

>critfail

>hyyyyaaan~<3
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>>27459376
>Allies who see "her" begin spreading rumors of a cute Darcsen maid in the Wraiths and "she" essentially becomes an Urban Legend.
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>>27459392
>Girls must role to contain nosebleeds
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>>27459364

I wasn't joking when I said that he made Lucina look like a toddler. There was also an incident where he annihilated an entire regiment of 5000 soldiers solo.

They literally call him 'One-Man Army' in-universe.
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>>27459364
Loudspeaker. Earthquake. Panic. The answer is behind you.
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Not sure how i feel about trap Lucas, want but so many people are gonna get pissed.
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>>27459317

DAMMIT MERC, YOU DID NOT NEED TO ENCOURAGE THE SHIPPERS.
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>>27459428

THe only ship mentioned so far is the RapeTheMeido yaoi one
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>>27459424
Coffee and Sugar
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>>27459448
.... No milk?
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>>27459447
The BEST one by far.
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>>27458920
"Well, I wasn't lying before. Let's go hit up Nemo!" You say happily. "I'm sure she's got some new toy for us to use!"

"Um, sure." Morgan nods.

You both make your way over to the large tent serving as Nemo's temporary lab. As before, it's packed full of odd and exotic gear that you can't even begin to fathom how it works. As usual, you see Nemo dozing off on her workbench, again, a half assembled rifle laid out before her.

"Hey, Nemo." You say, flicking her in the forehead to wake her up. It's honestly happened so many times it's pretty much become standard procedure. "Wake uuuuuup."

"Hrmbalrhg?" Nemo yawns. "Oh, Lucas, Morgan, how expected."

>Ask if she's got any upgrades for your MG.
>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
>Other
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>>27459473

Well if you're a pussy, sure. Why the hell not.
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>>27459479
>>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
Let the Barfight... I mean debate, BEGIN!
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>>27459479
>Ask if she's got any upgrades for your MG.
>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
Note to self: once we get back to Gallia, introduce the poor girl to Headcase.
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>>27459479

>>Other
Give the sleeping catgirl some sugar.

The sweets in Lucas' pockets

Once shes off her sugar high

>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
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>>27459479
>>Ask if she's got any upgrades for your MG.
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>>27459479
>>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
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>>27459479
>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
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>>27459504

This.
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>>27459479
>>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
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>>27459504

Get her hooked on sweets.

PROFIT FROM UPGRADES
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>>27459448
>adding sugar to coffee
>Not dumping a entire thing in there so you can taste the coffee grains.
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>>27459484
but cafe au lait is great!
;_;
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>>27459479
>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
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>>27459548

Ye landlubber.

You have it black, strong and with a pinch of salt!
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>>27459563
I don't like coffee at all....
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>>27459538
Call me Moses... I'm about to part this sea of students! Actual dialogue from Valvrave the Liberator.
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>>27459479
>Ask if she's got any upgrades for Morgan.
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>>27459504

[x] Yes
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>>27459532
We become her dealer in all things sweet.

"C-come on Lucas. Can't you hit me up with some caramels?"
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>>27459548

If you're gonna go full frou-frou with coffee drinks, might as well make it a Venti caramel macchiatto with an extra shot of Espresso, extra vanilla, and extra foam.
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>>27459621
oddly enough, I don't put sugar in my coffee, just milk
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>>27459610

>Give me the maple-syrup lucas!
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>>27459532

Why not just get her hooked on our mom's confectionaries? Like, I dunno, we get her addicted to Heloise's pies or donuts?
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>>27459621

salted caramel is nicer
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>>27459635
... Nemo secretly discovers maple syrup from Acadia.

Stockpiles a strategic maple syrup reserve for herself
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>>27459665

Lucas is gonna need to learn how to cook then.

But with sweets you can dole them out like hits.
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>>27459671

Doesn't that shit have a shelf life? It'd make much more sense if she had a strategic honey reserve.
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>>27459709
why don't you ask the silly quebecois about that. They're the ones who made an actual global strategic maple syrup reserve
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>>27459671
She then carries around a flask that is constantly filled with maple syrup for when she needs to take a swing when working
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>>27459769

>Her weapons now come with integrated maple syrup dispenser.
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>>27459784
But can we get her to throw in a bottle opener?
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>>27459804
Didn't the Israeli's install bottle openers on their bipods?
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>>27459804

Nah, man--it's a tactical syrup pouch. Can be hooked up using the same bite valve hose that comes with the not-Camelbaks of this era.
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>>27459813
Sort of. The clip that holds the Galil's integrate bipod was designed to function as a bottle opener, so that IDF troops would stop using the feed lips on their magazines for that purpose.
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Just got here. Please tell me that we went with some variant of >>27459504, it's just brilliant.
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>>27459479
"You know what, Nemo? You could really use a caramel." You say as you hand her one Mom's little candies.

"Hmmm, thanks, I suppose I should increase my sugar intake." Nemo plucks the candy from your hand and pops it into her mouth. "So what brings you here this fine uh... is it morning?"

"Close enough."

"Yeah, anyways, what brings you here this fine morning?"

"Well, we were just dropping by to see if you had anything useful for Morgan here." You say, pointing to the sniper. "She's been having problems with really inconsistent shots lately."

"Hmmmmm..." Nemo takes a close look at Morgan's rifle. The GSR-7 is pretty much the top of the line. The .338 caliber is one of our most accurate and longest ranged rounds."

"So you can't do anything?"

"I didn't say that." Nemo ducks down under the worktable and pulls out two rifles. "I have two experimental alternatives she might be able try out."

She then lays out the two rifles. One looks rather similar to Morgan's GSR, though it had a box magazine attached to it. The other looked more like a miniature cannon than a rifle.

"The GSR-TAC is a slightly modified version of the GSR-7. Instead of a bolt action, it's been designed to be semi-automatic. The working parts are a bit more complex, but it would allow you to have a faster firing rate and you won't have to resight every time you work the bolt."

Nemo then motions to the monster gun. "This is the ATR-3. Likewise, it's been developed to be semi-automatic. However, it has much narrower applications than the GSR since this is meant to be an anti-materiel rifle. And don't even think of asking me if it can be suppressed or not."

"Well, how about it, then?" You ask Morgan.

"Hmmm, I'm not sure..." Morgan frowns as she inspects the new guns.

>Suggest the GSR-TAC
>Suggest the ATR-3
>Suggest she keep her old rifle.
>Other
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>>27459944
>Suggest the ATR-3

Alek would be proud.
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>>27459944
>>Suggest the GSR-TAC

Anti-Material was Alex's shtic. Morgan's a bit to tiny for a portable cannon.
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>>27459944
>Suggest the ATR-3

Say, I wonder, does Simo use the same gun?
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>>27459944
>>Suggest the GSR-TAC
We don't need a big heavy boom. We've got 2 lancers to do that job.
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>>27459944
>>Suggest the GSR-TAC
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>>27459944
>Suggest the GSR-TAC
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>>27459944
>Suggest the ATR-3
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>>27459944
>Suggest the GSR-TAC
more shots more hits
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>>27459944
Suggest the GSR-TAC
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>>27459944

>>Suggest the GSR-TAC

"It'll be a good step up till when you need to use the Ruhm copy.

By the way, how is that project?"
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>>27459944
>>Suggest the GSR-TAC

Morgan needs to be a foil to Alek's BFG antics last quest.
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>>27459944
>Suggest the GSR-TAC

Simo can get the ATR, heh heh heh.
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>>Suggest the ATR-3

Big dakka for big targets
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>>27460022
Just like his father. I wonder what happened to the first ATR, did Alek have it mounted atop a fireplace?
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>Suggest the GSR-TAC
This does work with her potential, right?
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>>27459944
>Suggest the ATR-3

Time for Dakka.
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>>27460054
It should. She gains +1 to hit a target every time she misses.
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>>27460038

He uses it for hunting bears, moose, and aspires to go on a safari hunt with his servant boy Umbubu for the dreaded Mega Baboon deep in the heart of not-Africa
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>>27459860
The clip that holds the Galil's integrated bipod in the folded position, that is.
>>27459944
>Suggest the GSR-TAC
Being able to suppress the weapon is kinda important for the kind of stuff we do.
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>>27460022

I'm gonna be pissed if Simo doesn't get the ATR, it's practically a family tradition to go for the big boom.

Speaking of, getting Simo the ATR when?
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>>27460095
>Implying there is anything on this planet Alec wants dead that is not already dead.
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>>27460106
>>27460095
I wonder how Alek and Elsa's honeymoon hunting trip went? Especially about the missing Imperial Nobel.
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>Not hunting for the dreaded Redwood Moose deep within the death-forests of Not!Canada.
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>>27460120
It sounded like it went extremely well, something about most of the native animals dying off.

Including the Nobel.
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>>27460095
>>27460126
>Implying he isn't hunting kaiju-sized bears to turn into stew.
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>>27459944
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>>27459944

>>Suggest the GSR-TAC
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>>27459944
>suggest whatever she's comfortable with
I know it's a bit of a cop-out, but even if we're trying to be helpful, we're a DAKKAMASTA, not a sniper. Let her choose
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"You know, the GSR-TAC would probably suit you more." You say. "The ATR-3 seems a bit... big for you."

"I guess you're right." Morgan says, picking up the new rifle and giving it a try. "At least it feels similar to the old GSR."

"Well, you can expect improved rate of fire, so maybe that will help you get your shots in." Nemo nods and turns to you. "As for you..."

"Huh?"

"Give me your MG." She says.

"Okay..." You hand your M60 over to her. The moment you do, she slides on some sort of new attachment over your iron sights.

"Give it a try."

You look through the sight, and you see a small, red dot suspended in the middle of the optic. It actually looked like a small red laser dot.

"Nemo, what the hell is this?!" You gape.

"Reflector sight." Nemo says. "Very complicated sciency stuff, but it basically reflects light to create that dot. Much easier than fiddling with iron sights, yeah? It's a bit delicate though, so rough handling might damage it."

>It's amazing!
>Ehhhh, this is way to weird for me.
>Other
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>>27460545
>>Ehhhh, this is way to weird for me.
We goin full on fudd.
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>>27460545
>It's amazing!
I LOVE reflex sights.
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>>27460545
>>It's amazing!
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>>27460545
>>It's amazing!

I promise to do my best not to break it.
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>>27460545
>>It's amazing!

"If it breaks, how hard is it to remove so I can go back to iron sights?"
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>>27460545
>>It's amazing!
As long as we take proper care of our equipment, our equipment will help carry us through.
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>>27460545
>It's amazing!

So when are we getting Simo that ATR?
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>>27460545
>Ehhhh, this is way to weird for me.
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>>27460545
>It's amazing!
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>>27460545
>>This is a bit weird, but I'll give it a go.
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>>27460545

>It's amazing!
"Could you show me how to fix it in emergencies?"
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>>27460545
>>It's amazing!
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>>27460600
>Grunts fixing space magic
We give it to Fay, that's how we fix it.
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>Other

This is some fine work, Nemo. But what if I could have both a reflex sight and iron sights as a backup? Any way you could maybe get the iron sights to flip up and down?
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>>27460545
>It's amazing! I promise to do everything I can to break it!
Infantry are almost as bad as pilots when it comes to breaking delicate shit.
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>>27460624
>>27460600
Yeah, from earlier threads I think anything much beyond whacking it twice is getting out of Lucas's ability range.
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>>27460628
isn't it just slid over the iron sights right now?
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>>27460657
if is "just slid over" the sights, it would be the length of the sights from front post to rear aperture, which is fucking stupid, also replacing your rear aperture with a red dot is fucking stupid

co witnessing is a thing that exists, a beautiful thing we should be using
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>>27460545
"It's amazing!" You blink. "But uh... how screwed am I if it does get broken?"

"Well... if the enemy doesn't kill you, I will." Nemo frowns.

"You know what I mean, Nemo." You sigh.

"You could theoretically pull it off since it attaches over your regular sights, but that might take a while considering it designed NOT to come off easily. Falynn MIGHT be able to field repair it, but I have serious doubts, considering how delicate some of the parts are."

"Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Oh yeah, what about that Ruhm copy?" You ask.

"Working on it. It's been pushed back because higher ups want more R&D focused on the planes. I got away with this because we're working on an upscaled version to mount on the planes."

"Ah, I see."

"Well, I'm going to break in this new rifle, and I'll go see if Simo wants to pick up the ATR-3." Morgan smiles. "Thanks for everything today, Lucas."

"Yeah, no problem."

Morgan gives you one last smile before running off, leaving you alone once again.

"Hey, if you're not doing anything, I know some of our planes landed here for emergency repairs. The wing commander should be on the ground with them, umm... a Major Bartlett, I think? Anyways, if you run into him, tell him the AIM project is ready for testing." Nemo yawns before shuffling back deeper into the lab tent.

Huh, if there were pilots here, maybe there was the off chance Lara was, too?

>Let's go find some pilots.
>Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.
>You're really REALLY tired. Go to your bunk and get some sleep.
>Other
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>>27460758
>>Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.
Maybe we can find the Major there.
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>>27460657

I'm just thinking it'd be a good idea to get some sort of BUIS system on our gun just in case our reflex sight is knocked out or the battery runs dry in battle. Alternatively, like >>27460677 suggested, run our GPMG for co-witnessing.
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>>27460758
>Let's go find some pilots.
Gonna vote for possible Lara here.
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>>27460758
>Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.
Eat some real food while we have the chance, we don't know when we'll have it again.
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>>27460758
>You're really REALLY tired. Sleep with Lucina outside again
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>>27460758
>working on an upscaled version to mount on the planes
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't planes have reflex sights long before you could put them on rifles?
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>>27460758
>Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.
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>>27460758
>>Let's go find some pilots.
Let's find sister. After all, there was an air battle. Wanna check up on her and all.
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>>27460758
>>Let's go find some pilots.

Any chance for Lara encounters for now. Besides, making Nemo happy seems...prudent.
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>>27460758
>Let's go find some pilots.

Nemo has semi-entrusted us to go tell the wing commander a probably-not-time-critical piece of information. WE MUST DO SO AT ONCE!
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>>27460758
>>Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.
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>>27460758
>You're really REALLY tired. Go to your bunk and get some sleep.
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>>27460758
>Let's go find some pilots.

One favor deserves another.
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>>27460758
>>Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.

McFood!
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>>27460758
>Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.
time for food and social links
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>>27460758
>Let's go find some pilots.

Nemo is our tactical operator gear dispenser. Keep her happy at all times.
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>>27460758
Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.
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>>27460758
>Let's go find some pilots.
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>>27460758
>Let's go find some pilots.
FIND SISTER
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>>27460758
>Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.
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>>27460758
>Actually, you're pretty hungry get some food at the mess.
bring the squad
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>>27460785
Technology in the Valkyria Chronicles universe is, well, weird. They didn't even have airplanes until 1935.
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>>27460906
Not to mention the fact that the better the gun, the bigger and more complex it becomes. Also the carbine was invented before the full length rifle.
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>>27460906
Point taken. Normally technology does "I made a big thing! Now I need to make it smaller!" but I guess VC does it the other way around.
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>>27460758
You decide to go to the mess. You're pretty damn hungry, and if there's one thing that you know, it's that EVERYBODY eventually makes their way to the mess hall sooner or later. Even pilots had to eat, after all.

You stroll your way over see there's quite a crowd...

>roll 4d20
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Rolled 12, 1, 1, 3 = 17

>>27461061
inb4 4 1s
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>>27461068
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Rolled 1, 6, 8, 5 = 20

>>27461061
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Rolled 20, 9, 19, 6 = 54

>>27461061
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Rolled 9, 10, 4, 6 = 29

>>27461061
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>>27461068
>>27461096
You guys suck.
>>27461098
You're fine.
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>>27461096

WRENLO-

>>27461068
oh wait better then this at least. Carry on.
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>>27461068
Here we see the wild Chiquita stalking its prey.
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>>27461219
>>27461098
and here we a wild harem chasing her off
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>>27461245
>Lucas running for Chiquita
>Chiquita running from harem
>Chiquita gets mad and start chasing harem
>Lucas gets scared and starts chasing Chiquita
>Harem is happy about his concern and starts chasing Lucas
>Jager sees this and starts playing Yakety Sacks
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>>27461316
>Headcase sees this and starts following them around in Kilroy playing Yakety Sax
ftfy
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>>27461316

>Throughout this Helroise is cackling madly at the prospect of GRANDCHILDREN
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>>27461316
>All of a sudden Isolde joins the chase with Lucas in the sidecar of her motorcycle.
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>>27461416
RIDE WITH ME, FLUFFY SPAWN!
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>>27461098
As you walk into the mess, you can see four distinct groups of people doing their own thing.

First, you see Lara, Lucina, and the Twins together at a table, no doubt swapping stories about that recent battle at the rebel base.

At another table, you see Bragg, Runaround, and Woods looking around and whispering to each other conspiratorially. Very suspicious.

And then there Mary-Kate and Sparky, apparently stalking Edwin for one reason or another.

And finally there's Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez sitting at their own table, talking about... leaderly things or something.

>Which table do you go to?
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>>27461499
Lara, Lucina and the Twins all together? we want that
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez

I want to know that the hell is going on.

>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins

Holy Fuck, if that doesn't scream waifubait, I don't know what does.
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>>27461499
>First, you see Lara, Lucina, and the Twins together at a table
head there, tell Lara about the AIM thing
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>>27461499
>And then there Mary-Kate and Sparky, apparently stalking Edwin for one reason or another.
Highest shenanigan potential.
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>>27461499
>Mary-Kate and Sparky
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins
It just feels right...but MK and Sparky could be fun
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>>27461499
Table #1-Lara, Lucy, and the Twins
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>>27461499

mai waifu side screams first table.

Mai realistic side of me screams fourth table.
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>>27461499
>First, you see Lara, Lucina, and the Twins together at a table, no doubt swapping stories about that recent battle at the rebel base.
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>>27461499
>Bragg, Runaround, and Woods

This sounds like something we MUST investigate.
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez

>>27461512
You maybe, not me.
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins
Mah sisters.
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>>27461499
>First, you see Lara, Lucina, and the Twins together at a table, no doubt swapping stories about that recent battle at the rebel base.
we go for the sister, but we stay for the waifus
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins

Then if possible > Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez
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>>27461499
>First, you see Lara, Lucina, and the Twins together at a table, no doubt swapping stories about that recent battle at the rebel base.
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>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez

Because shit, I want to talk to Reznov.

>Mary-Kate and Sparky, apparently stalking Edwin

MK and Edwin?

HERESY.
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins
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>>27461499
Counterstalk Mary-Kate and Sparky.
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins
Its downtime, let's save leadery things for later
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>>27461530
seconding this one.
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins together at a table, no doubt swapping stories about that recent battle at the rebel base.
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>>27461499
Actually, change this:>>27461531
To:Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez

Also, it just wouldn't be /tg/ if they thought with their brains first instead of their dicks.
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez
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>>27461499
>Bragg, Runaround, and Woods
It's a chance to hang out with both Bragg and Woods.
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>>27461499

>you see Lara, Lucina, and the Twins together at a table
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez

waifufags, pls go away.
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez.
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez.
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>>27461499

>Sit at sister's table
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Any idea as to what Reznov did before he became a defector?
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>>27461499
Lara, Lucina, and the Twins
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins
We can ask Lara about Bartlett
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez

Goddamn waifushit.
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez sitting at their own table, talking about... leaderly things or something.
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>>27461674
Spouted catchy rants in a glorious Imperial accent.
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>>27461692
>>27461650
Because going to see our friends is totally out of character...
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>>27461499
You make a beeline over to the table where your sister and your childhood friends happen to be sitting. Sometimes it was just nice to hang out with people you knew, right?

"Luke!" Lara waves you over. "Oh my god, it feels like it's been FOREVER since we saw each other!"

"I think it was like one or two weeks." You frown.

"Still that's WAY too long!" Lara grins. "Lucina here's been telling me how badass you were when you were talking down those villagers outside the base!"

>Uh, well, "badass" isn't exactly how I would put it...
>Yeah, I guess I am pretty badass.
>Other
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>>27461499
>Lara, Lucina, and the Twins
Lara and Charlotte we haven't seen much of in a few threads, Falynn needs more talking to because inferiority complex, and we can always do with more Lucina
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez
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>>27461707
>>Uh, well, "badass" isn't exactly how I would put it...
HUMILITY!
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>>27461707
>Uh, well, "badass" isn't exactly how I would put it...
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>>27461707
>Uh, well, "badass" isn't exactly how I would put it...
Handing out candy is badass now I guess.
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>>27461707
>Yeah, I guess I am pretty badass.
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>>27461707
>>Uh, well, "badass" isn't exactly how I would put it...
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>>27461707
>Other
Well its not like I could do anything else with a clean conscience is it? and plus, Lucina was the "badass" one. She tell you she saved my life again?
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>>27461499
>Reznov, Hudson, Simo, and Menedez

>>27461674
We would know if we goddamn ASKED him.
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Rolled 17

>>27461499
>First, you see Lara, Lucina, and the Twins together at a table, no doubt swapping stories about that recent battle at the rebel base.
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>>27461707
>>Uh, well, "badass" isn't exactly how I would put it...
YOU MUST BE HUMBLE
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>>27461707
>>Uh, well, "badass" isn't exactly how I would put it...
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Rolled 15

>>27461707
>Uh, well, "badass" isn't exactly how I would put it...
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>>27461707
>Uh, well, "badass" isn't exactly how I would put it...
"Talking to villagers is one thing...flying a machine made of explosions, metal, and flammable liquids is something entirely different..."
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>>27461707
"Well, 'badass' isn't exactly how I would put it." You laugh. "All I did was ask them nicely to cooperate with us."

"It takes a very brave man to take the hard path." Lucina says.

"Actually, it was pretty easy."

"Dude!" Charlotte elbows you in the ribs. "Lucina is freaking COMPLIMENTING you. Show some respect!"

"Ow! Okay!" You wince. "But honestly I didn't really do that much. Menendez was the one who really got the ball rolling."

"Sure sure, whatever you say." Charlotte shakes her head.

"I think what you did was really brave... and kind of stupid at the same time." Falynn adds.

"That's basically Luke in a nutshell." Lara giggles.

Okay, that was enough getting piled on by your friends. It was time to take the conversational offensive!

>Who do you talk to and what do you say?
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>>27461964
Let's ask Charlotte, "What do you think of Hudson and his group?"
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>>27461964
Ask Lucina why she thinks we're so brave when she's the one who goes out alone and sneak attacks squads of enemies
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>>27461985

We we're going to ask that we might as ask everyone, we're not Marisa.
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>>27461964
"Well what about you, Lara? You fly around in those coffins with wings, for fudge's sake!
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>>27461964
>"So... Anyone know what's happening over there with Edwin?"
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>>27462005
this

OOC I'm a bit worried Merc will try to kill Lara to trigger Lucas BLOODRAGE KILL EVERYTHING mode, but whatever
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>>27462009

This.
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Rolled 14

>>27462005
>>27462007
I like these two
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>>27462009
Supporting.
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>>27462009

Going with this.
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>>27462009
Thirding.
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Rolled 3

>>27462007
Going with this
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>>27462009
this
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>>27462005
>>27462007
Supporting these as well.
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>>27462005
>>27462007
Oooh, I like these.
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>>27462009
Supporting this.
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>>27461964
"Well, what about you, Lara? You fly around in coffins with wings!" You shake your head.

"They're not coffins! They're PLANES, and they're perfectly safe!" Lara huffs. "In fact, recent studies have shown that flying is statistically safer than any other method of transportation!"

"Lara, I'm pretty sure the guys doing that study were assuming you weren't getting shot at all day."

"Yeah, well you spend your days getting shot at, so I guess it sort of evens out." Lara retorts.

Damn... she's got a point there.

"Anyways, Lucina." You turn to your best friend. "I don't get why you think I'm so brave when you're the one going out solo in the jungle knifing guys in the throat."

"Really? I never thought much of it. Is it really that special?" Lucina frowns.

Darn it, Lucina...

"Charlotte, Falynn, do you have ANY idea what Sparky and MK are up to? Actually, do I even want to know?"

"Well, Sparky is trying to find a way to sneak impact sensitive fireworks into Edwin's pockets so he'll get a nasty surprise whenever he sits down... or if she decides so spank him or something. I don't know why she mentioned that but she did, and it totally wasn't me adding that in." Charlotte explains.

"I think Sparky and Edwin might... um... LIKE each other..." Falynn says, her face reddening and her eyes darting to you and Lucina. "I don't even think they're even aware of it. I think she's subconsciously trying to get his attention, or something."

"Huh." You frown. Sparky and Edwin? That's... unexpected.

>Ask Lara about Bartlett and AIM.
>Ask Lucina how she's dealing with the jungle environment.
>Ask Charlotte about the new assault rifles.
>Show Falynn your new reflex sight.
>Other
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>>27462236
>Ask Lara about Bartlett and AIM.
While >Show Falynn your new reflex sight.

Because she's gonna geek out over it and need a bit to calm down.
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>>27462236
>>Show Falynn your new reflex sight.

TOYs.

And have to see if she'll be able to fix it up in the field.
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>>27462236
>>Show Falynn your new reflex sight.
Get her somewhat familiarized now.
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>>27462236
>Ask Lara about Bartlett and AIM.
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>>27462259
Gonna support this.
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>>27462236
>AIM

HAHA.

TIEM FOR AIM-7 AND LOTS OF CURSING
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>>27462236
>Ask Lara about Bartlett and AIM
>>
Rolled 7

>>27462236
>Ask Lucina how she's dealing with the jungle environment.
>Ask Charlotte about the new assault rifles.
Why not all three?
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>>27462236
>>Ask Lara about Bartlett and AIM.
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>>27462236
>Show Falynn your new reflex sight.

Gotta show off our cool new toy
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>>27462236
>Ask Lara about Bartlett and AIM.

>and it totally wasn't me adding that in.
lol
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>>27462236
>Ask Lara about Bartlett and AIM.
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>>27462236
>Ask Lara about Bartlett and AIM.
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>>27462236
>Ask Lara about Bartlett and AIM.

Char, you are a terrible lier.
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>>27462236
>Sparky and Edwin

Speaking of which, I've drawn up the concept of the most HILARIOUS kids if they ever get that far.
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>>27462236
>>Show Falynn your new reflex sight.
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>>27462352
You wanna show the goods?
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>>27462260

This.

Let her see if she understand how it works and if she can repair it
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>>27462361

I haven't written it up yet, but it's always there, niggling at the back of my mind.

Fuck, I might actually write them up this weekend. I wrote Sparky, and the idea is really too hilarious not to do.
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"Hey, Falynn, I got a new toy for you." You grin and pull out the reflex sight Nemo gave you.

"Ooooooh!" Falynn's eyes open as wide as dinner plates as she looks at it in wonder. "Another one of Nemo's gadgets! Lemmee see!"

Like lightning, Falynn snatches the sight from your grasp, and her fingers are already probing every nook and cranny of it as she tries to figure out how it was assembled and how it works. She then starts humming a little tune to herself as she works.

You then take the chance to turn to Lara and ask, "Anyways, Nemo told me to tell Major Bartlett that the AIM Project was ready for testing. You know what any of that means?"

"Hmmmm, I don't know anything about AIM, whatever that is." Lara frowns. "But it has to be important if Heartbreaker is involved."

"Heartbreaker?"

"His callsign." Lara grins. "Like how Kei's callsign is Edge and mine is Ribbons."

"Ah, right." You nod. "What's he like, anyways?"

"Well, I've never really interacted with him directly," Lara leans back in her seat. "But from what I hear, he's one of the best of the best, and definitely one of the most experienced fighter pilots in the world. Even edge has nothing but the utmost respect and admiration for him. Though he's a huge believer in the 'tough love' method of command."

"Hence the nickname?" You ask.

"Oh, no, it's just there's a lot of rumors of him once being quite the womanizer in his youth, and they say he's got at least one ex in every country."

"Interesting." You smirk.

"Yeah well, they're mostly just rumors." Lara shrugs. "I can pass along the word, if you want."

"Yeah, can you do that? We've got a debriefing to go to soon." You take a look over at the table where Simo, Menendez, Hudson, and Reznov were gathered and you noticed that they were already long gone.

>Maybe you can drop by one of the other two groups really fast.
>Head straight for the meeting. Don't want to risk being late.
>Other
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>>27462609
>>Head straight for the meeting. Don't want to risk being late.
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>>27462609
>>Head straight for the meeting. Don't want to risk being late.
Let's get down to business.
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>>27462609
>>Maybe you can drop by one of the other two groups really fast.
Give Edwin a slap on the ass.
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>>27462609
>Head straight for the meeting. Don't want to risk being late.
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>>27462609
>>Maybe you can drop by one of the other two groups really fast.

WHAT WERE THE SUSPICIOUS FELLOWS UP TO. WE MUST KNOW.
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>>27462609

I want to watch falynn work but that just me and i don't think the choice will win.

>Go bother EdwinxSparky
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>>27462609
>Maybe you can drop by one of the other two groups really fast.

"Sooooooo, watcha doin?"
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>>27462664

Also, meant Sparky and Edwin.
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>>27462609
>Maybe you can drop by one of the other two groups really fast.

Let's see if we can catch Edwin and Sparky.
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>>27462609
Check on Edwin.

Yell "EDWIN CHECK YON POSTERIOR" as we enter.
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>>27462725

And then he grabs at it.

Therefore having Sparky living up to her nickname.
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>>27462725
Hate to be the voice of autism here, but "yon" is non-possessive and implies that his posterior is far away
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>>27462609
You swing by Sparky and Edwin really fast. Sparky sees you approach and melds into the crowd to avoid being noticed by Edwin.

"Yo! Edwin!"

"What do you want this time, Lucas?" Edwin sighs. You can that Sparky managed to plant the fireworks in his pockets, which was still unaware of.

On the one hand, it would be fun seeing Edwin getting pranked. On the other hand, it WAS kind of a rude thing to do...

>Warn him about Sparky's scheme.
>Tell him he should take a seat already.
>Tell him it's nothing and proceed to the meeting.
>Other
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>>27462802
It will be if his bum isn't checked.
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>>27462843

Never get between a woman who has alot of explosives and her man.

>Tell him we should go for the meeting. We're running late
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>>27462843
>>Other
Slap his ass.
"Exotic Art: Exploding Spank of Passion!"
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>>27462843
>Tell him he should take a seat already.
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>>27462843
>>Tell him it's nothing and proceed to the meeting.
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>>27462843
>>Tell him he should take a seat already.
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Tell him to check his butt and get his ass to the meeting.

Also something something initiate yaoi shipping
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>>27462843
>Tell him he should take a seat already.

>Erwin 1.jpg
Eh?
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>>27462843
>Other: Whisper to him "Go to the toilet and check your pockets". And then tell him "Don't be late to the meeting" and go to the meeting.
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>>27462843
>Tell him he should take a seat already.

Let's not piss off the local explosives guru.
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>>27462877
It was his original name. I just didn't bother changing the filenames.
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>>27462843
>>Tell him he should take a seat already.
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>>27462843
>Tell him he should take a seat already.

Annoying Marisa sounds like a great way to lose body parts.
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>>27462843
"Sheesh, Edwin, why are you pacing around so much? You should take a seat, already!" You say.

"Ha ha, very funny." Edwin scowls and walks up to you, talking quietly so Sparky can't hear. "I already know what Sparky is up to. I'm just waiting for the right moment to strike back. I'm loathe to ask, but can you offer me some assistance?"

>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.
>Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Good luck!
>Other
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>>27462934
>>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.
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>>27462934
>Depends what you plan on doing.
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>>27462934
>>Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Good luck!

NOOOOPE. Sorry, bud, but your side is the losing side to choose.
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>>27462934
>>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.
Bros before hoes.
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>>27462934
>>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.
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>>27462934
>Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Good luck!

On one hand, this sounds hilarious.

On the other, I like our body parts just the way they are, you're on your own buddy.
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>>27462940
This
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>>27462940

Going to go with this.
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>>27462934
>Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Good luck!
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>>27462934
>Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Good luck!
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>>27462934
>Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Good luck!

Sorry man, but I doubt our limbs would survive the wrath of Sparky.
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>>27462934

>>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.

PLAY BOTH SIDES.

BOTH SIDES GET EMBARRASSED. BOTH WIN AND LOSE.
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>>27462934
>Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Good luck!

If it were anyone else I'd be happy to help Edwin, but Sparky has access to way too many explosives and is quite willing to use them.
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>>27462934
>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.
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>>27462934
>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.
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>>27462934
>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.

Prank the pranker!
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>>27462934
>Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Good luck!

NOPE.

We need our limbs to fight people!
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>>27462934
>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.

Bro-code dictates we must assist our bro in counter-pranking.
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>>27462934
>>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.

Brethren before wrenches.

Who am i kidding...
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>>27462934
>Sorry, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Good luck!
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>>Okay, I guess Sparky kind of deserves it.
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Did we win?
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>>27463337
We always win!
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>>27463359
ALWAYS.
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>>27463369
L-lewd
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>>27462934
"Sorry, Edwin, but I'm in a bit of a hurry right now!" You say as you disengage and head for the exit. In all honestly, you just didn't want to cross the girl with the explosives and who wasn't afraid to use them. You wanted your limbs intact, after all.You catch up to Lucina and the Twins as they make their way over to the briefing tent.

Naturally, Simo, Menendez, Hudson, and Reznov are already there. You, Lucina, and the Twins take a seat as the rest of the team begins to filter in. However, Sparky and Edwin don't appear. You see one of the base's message runners dash in and whisper something to Simo.

"Okay, apparently Sparky and Edwin got into some kind of 'accident' and will be unable to attend the debrief, so I guess we'll just have to continue without them." Simo sighs. "Starting off, this here is Viktor Reznov, formerly part of the Imperial armed forces and now a freelancer who works as a spy for Emmeria. He has important information to relay to us."

"Did you think you would be fighting a bunch of jungle savages?" Reznov growls as he gets up from his seat and starts pacing the front of the room. "I am here to tell you that this is not the case. Over the past several years, Erusea has been receiving large amounts of aid from the Empire. As you have seen, the Empire is not merely giving them hand me down equipment, but modern, top of the line weapons and vehicles that would make them the envy of any modern army!"

"Why would the Imperials do something like that?" You ask. "I never thought they'd be concerned about anything on this side of the world.

"Yes, that is what we thought, too." Reznov nods. "But the Empire, it always has its secrets..."

Reznov's voice trails off and his eyes briefly glaze over, as if he's starting to recall something he really didn't want to. However, he quickly manages to recompose himself.

(cont)
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>>27463393
"As far it goes for these new supplies, I may not know the WHY, but I do know the HOW. The Eruseans have set up a hidden supply depot just south of the border, which they use to smuggle equipment across the border to arm the rebels."

"Isn't that technically an act of war against San Salvacion?" Charlotte asks.

"Yes, we are already at war, but nobody wants to admit it." Reznov growls. "It will be up to US to take matters into our own hands!"

"Whoa, you don't mean attacking that base!?" You blink.

"Why not?" Hudson says. "We have to follow this supply chain to its source. Why are the Imperials suddenly so interested in San Salvacion? We need to find out."

"I dunno, I sort of agree with Lucas here." Simo frowns. "I have no love for the Empire, either, but this is going way beyond the scope of our work here. We need to consult with High Command before we do anything rash."

"Every moment you waste talking, is another moment the Imperials have to smuggle more weapons into Erusea." Reznov points out. "We must act NOW!"

>Reznov's right. We should attack that base right away.
>Simo's right. We need to be cautious on this.
>Other
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>>27463404
>Simo's right. We need to be cautious on this.
We're just mercenaries, we shouldn't be starting wars. They might dock our pay!
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>>27463393
>Reznov's right. We should attack that base right away.

>Reznov's voice trails off and his eyes briefly glaze over, as if he's starting to recall something he really didn't want to. However, he quickly manages to recompose himself.

I just noticed we're missing a NUMBERS guy.

You guys think Dimitri is the one who's brainwashed this time?
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>>27463404
>>Simo's right. We need to be cautious on this.

It's not that we don't want to, it's that we answer to people and if this goes loud our home country is RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO THE EMPIRE!
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>>27463404
>>Simo's right. We need to be cautious on this.

Reznov seems to be running off of some PTSD mental issues regarding the Empire, I don't think his judgement is completely sound.
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>>27463404

>>Other
Above our paygrade. Let them trash it out.

Also daydream about what kind of 'accident' Edwin and Sparky got into.
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>>27463404
>Simo's right. We need to be cautious on this.
That would be an act of war against Erusea. Just by-the-books bait. We go there, we attack — and BAM — we are the bad guys threatening the peaceful nation of Erusea, and the Empire has a reason to get involved officially.
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>>27463404
>>Simo's right. We need to be cautious on this.
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>>27463386
You find pain sexy?
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>>27463404
>Reznov's right. We should attack that base right away.

Also, I'm sure Sparky and Edwin will get a lot of time with each other in the infirmary...
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>>27463456
You don't?
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>>27463404
>Simo's right. We need to be cautious on this.

Dealing with this is not in our paycheck,
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>>27463420
Maybe.

Would be a neat way for Dimitri to enter the story that's for sure.

Also, RAGNITE NOVA 6 ZOMBIES MAKE THEIR RETURN!
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>>27463456
What pain. As i see it they are tongue kissing.
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>>27463404

>Other

"We need to confirm evidence of the existence of this base first before we can do anything. We can't just go off chasing wild geese, you know. Unless..."
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>>27463468

Kinda looks like a pierced eardrum...
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>>27463467
Oh dear god please not again. They were mostly just FUCKING ANNOYING!

Scary yes, but mostly annoying.
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>>27463468
Are you stupid? It's an anteater piercing her eardrum.
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>>27463467

>RAGNITE NOVA 6 ZOMBEES

FUCK NO

ANON PLS

THOSE FUCKING THINGS WILL FUCK US DEAD. AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED ON THE FUCKING RAGNITE NECROMORPHS.
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>>27463468
That's a pierced eardrum, anon. That would hurt. And kill your hearing, but that's not important.
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>>27463481
>>27463488
>>27463496
He is just reaching her tongue through a different way. You guys should be more openminded.
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>>27463512
They say that the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I'd disagree. It's through the ribcage. I'm still getting his heart none the less, so you should be more openminded, officer. What are those cuffs for?
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>>27463404
"I think we should play this cautiously." You add. "After all, we're not fully autonomous like you guys. We still answer to San Salvacion's government, and our current duties are to guard the border and suppress rebel activity, not to stage offensive ops and risk starting wars."

"Hate to admit it, but the kid's got a point." Hudson says. "Just cool it, Reznov. I know you've got a grudge against the Empire, but now's not the time to get obsessed over it."

Reznov grumbles and takes a seat.

"Look, you've made a good point, here Simo. I'm sorry we dragged you guys into this." Hudson says apologetically, or at least he sounds apologetic. "If you're really that hung up about it, I can just lead my own team in. We''re not connected to you in any official capacity so whatever we do can't be traced back to you. We'll just need some logistic support, but that's it."

>Let them go. They're basically doing their job, anyways.
>Suggest they just be patient. You can do another joint op once you're all ready.
>Other
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>>27463558
>>Suggest they just be patient. You can do another joint op once you're all ready.
otherwise we'll just have to go and rescue their arses after Boman's luck runs out
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>>27463558
>Suggest they just be patient. You can do another joint op once you're all ready.
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>>27463558
>>Suggest they just be patient. You can do another joint op once you're all ready.
get the clear for an operation and head out in a few days. its been going on this way for a while, not like much is gonna change in a few days.
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>>27463558
>Other: "We could ditch our uniforms and markings if you're going no matter what."

Because if they're reallying doing it then we might as well go with and make sure nothing goes horribly wrong.
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>>27463558

>>Other
We can't assault the base yet but we can use the time to keep it under surveillance and recon it for the joint assault.
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>>27463558
>Let them go. They're basically doing their job, anyways.

They are commandos. Don't waste them on gruntwork.
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>>27463558
>>Suggest they just be patient. You can do another joint op once you're all ready.
We should wait. I know it doesn't seem like the right thing to do, but think of how this could effect PR.
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>>27463558
"You now, if you could just be a little patient, I'm sure we can work something out, like another joint op." You say. "I mean, I think we're better off working together than by ourselves."

"Heh, this kid." Hudson laughs. "Okay, we'll play it your way, then. Get this squared away with your bosses and we'll figure it out from there."

"Okay, you heard everybody. Dismissed!" Simo barks.

As everybody begins filing out of the tent, you find yourself moving to intercept Hudson. After all, your curiosity was starting to get the better of you.

"Hey, Hudson."

"Yeah, kid?" Hudson asks, turning to face you.

"What the heck is up with Reznov?" You ask, taking a quick glance at the angry looking Imperial, who was busy field stripping his weapon. It was a proven stress reliever after all. "Why's he so... angry all the time?"

"Actually, I'd like to know this as well." Menedez's pleasantly calm voice joins in.

"Huh, well this is going to be a long story..." Hudson frowns.

>And that's it for tonight! Next thread Saturday night, 7-8pm PST!
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>>27463720
inb4 brainwashed NUMBERS!Dimitri.

And zombies, lots of zombies.
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>>27463732

I bet he's waiting for us at that supply depot with a bunch of RAGNITE NOVA 6 ZOMBIES, or even just an Imperial Special Ops team tasked with killing/capturing Reznov.
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>>27463720

Merc. What kind of accident did those two get into?
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>>27463720
Come to think of it, we never found out what happened to our undead friends when it became night didn't we?
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>>27463720
IT BEGINS
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>>27462236
>"I think Sparky and Edwin might... um... LIKE each other..." Falynn says, her face reddening and her eyes darting to you and Lucina. "I don't even think they're even aware of it. I think she's subconsciously trying to get his attention, or something."
>her face reddening and her eyes darting to you and Lucina
>I think she's subconsciously trying to get his attention
Oh Falynn...


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