>>27469519
"Oh it seems nice there." Start walking on a random direction skipping and singing happily about cute sucker animals.

>>27469519
>[x]...Are you sure it could've been that fast?

It was more than one, silly adult.

>>27469519
[X]...Are you sure it could've been that fast?

>>27469628
this please.
>skipping and singing happily about cute sucker animals.
about a pack of them hunting silly old men.

>>27469672
One sucker, two sucker, three sucker
Rolling around, running around
Having a happy meal on
Silly old men running around

>>27469519
>away from something called a "Sucker"
Why are we running from a sucker? They are one of the most delicious candies, not as good as chocolate but probably like second or third most delicious. Unless its grape then yeah running was the right thing to do
>[ ]...Are you sure it could've been that fast?

>>27469519
[ ]...Are you sure it could've been that fast?

>>27469628
>>27469672
We're being carried right now, and survival instincts should be going DEFCON 2 right now

>>27469628
>>27469672
>>27469713
i sense another massacre. or maybe a new pet? or some delicious meat for Doggy? Well no matter, it'll come to us naturally in the end.

>>27469740
>Ice stop to put you down
even if we were, you really think that could stop a loli from walking around if she wanted?

>>27469723
>implying grape is the worst flavor
>not Lime

The best time of the day is finally here!

>>27469519
"...Are you sure it could've been that fast?" Ice looks at you, confused. It seems he's in a much more panicked state than you initially thought; he's just good at looking calm and professional anyway. "I mean... maybe it didn't get Walrus?"

"Nah, there's no way Walrus would run. I know the guy... wait... what if there's two of them?" By his expression, you can clearly see the thought hadn't even crossed his mind until now.
"Those guys are in deep shit! We need to get back there and cover them!" You nod vigorously in agreement, unsling your weapon, and prepare yourself to go back into the danger zone.

[DC12 Shooty check]

Rolled 4

>>27469884

Rolled 4

>>27469884
Shooty!

Rolled 2

>>27469904
Fuck. 4chan hates my computer apparently.

So where the fuck are we anyway?

Rolled 12

>>27469884

>>27469922
Ignore that roll.

>>27469925
THANK YOU

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>>27469925
i was too late.

>>27469904
>>27469916
>>27469922
Shoot Ice in the back of the head welp..

>>27469922
No samefagging rolls. Bad things happen.

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>>27469950
>>27469946
Ehem. OP please ignore the samfagged roll, I forgot to turn off the dice

>>27469884
Have we even reloaded our gun? At least one is empty right now.

Also call doggy. Doggy is better than any gun.

>Loli STALKER quest

Why was I not informed

I need an archive STAT

for reasons

>>27470084
Here you go mate
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Loli%20STALKER

>>27469925
>I'll accept it. This time.

You pause as Ice is about to move off.
"Hey Ice, how do I make it shoot again?"

"..."

"I mean like... It stopped shooting before when I was still holding the trigger, right? How do I make it shoot again."
He stares at you, aghast.

"You can shoot like that, and you don't even know how to reload? Where the hell did you learn? Look, never mind. Here..." He quickly removes your empty magazine; then runs his hands over your chest. Your initial shock is relieved when he pulls another magazine out of one of Petyr's vest pockets. What're the chances of that? Well, it doesn't matter now. He clicks the magazine in place and hands it back to you: you're ready to go!

The two of you now head back through the trees in the direction you came from, moving quickly but as quietly as possible. Wherever the second Sucker might be, you need to make sure you find it first before you regroup with the others, else you'd just be a bigger target.

[ ]Stick close to Ice.
[ ]Split up and cover each other

AND

[ ]Head straight for the others.
[ ]Circle to the left.
[ ]Circle to the right.

>>27470084
We understand.
http://archive.foolz.us/_/search/username/Herr%20Kaleun/type/op/

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>>27470084
>I keep forgetting to include that in the OP.
>There's a sticky note on my monitor and everything.

>>27470111
>[ ]Circle to the left.
cause why not..

[ ]Split up and cover each other

>>27470111
>[x]Stick close to Ice.
>[x]Head straight for the others.

Power in numbers.

>>27470107
>>27470117
Yeeeeeee

Thank you mates

>>27470111
[X]Split up and cover each other

Operator loli engage

[X]Circle to the left.

>>27470111
[ ] Stick close to Ice. We might learn something from him.

>>27470138
i must resist. RESIST the URGE TO POKE MY SCREEN.

>>27470176
You know you want to anon,

>>27470192
Already too late. That blue/yellow/green tail that follows my hand. its captivating.

>I sure do love tie votes

>>27470246
Aww, you got colors. Mine is like water, colorless, but it's still nice.

>>27470307
let me fix that.
>>27470151
random second cause why the hell not.

>>27470307
At least you don't get triple ties that go on forever.

>>27470176
>>27470246
>>27470323
You nerds are making me do things I haven't done since my dad got a flat screen in his office.
Fuckin' damnit.

>>27470111
You'll get better coverage if you keep a distance from each other. You move off to Ice's left flank as you keep moving ahead. As you get closer, you keep bearing left and head deeper into the trees away from the clearing.
At this pace, it takes a lot longer getting back than it did to escape. You're getting more aware that time is of the essence, but going in all guns blazing now would be suicidal. When you finally reach roughly around the point where you left them, you can't find any clues as to where they might be right now, nor of the thing they're hunting (or is hunting them); you also can't see Ice.

[ ]Stay where you are.
[ ]Press on.
[ ]Panic.

>>27470406
[ ] Press on.

Nice one, guys.

>>27470406
[x]Panic
We need chocolate, and doggy.

>>27470406
>Other because other is always an option
Call Doggy, disregard these silly old men, an go on your merry way.

>>27470406
>[x]Press on

>>27470469
i want this.

>>27470406
>[x]Press on

>>27470406
>[ ]Press on.

>>27470406
Sit where you are and start making a castle out of dirt.

>>27470516
>Sit where you are and start making a castle out of dirt.
This please.
Since does loli make logical deductions and careful decisions one after the other? This thread lacks spur of the moment craziness. Lets go with it.

>>27470406
You're not overly concerned. You haven't seen Doggy for a while, but Doggy is Doggy. He's around somewhere, and he'll know if you're in danger. You press on, desperately looking for any signs of the others.
You know they've got to be around here somewhere, you just need to know what to look for. And you need to find it fast.
[DC14 Perception check]

Rolled 14

>>27470541

Rolled 8

>>27470541
Loli sees all.

Rolled 19

>>27470541

>>27470541

>>27470572
Fuck yeah, for once I roll well from my computer.

>>27470541
As you continue moving forward, you listen as well as look for anything out of the ordinary. In these sorts of environments, with the trees and bushes so close around you, you're likely to hear something long before you see it.
Like... that! You stop. You go completely still and listen for it again.
It was almost like a light pattering of feet across the dead leaves, along with a heavy breathing...
There! You spin, bring your gun to bear and unload into the woodland next to you.
You're rewarded with a squeal of pain that sounds distinctly non-human, and a burst of blood from what you thought was empty air splatters over you. The sound of the footsteps immediately changes both speed and direction, heading at full pace away from you into the darkness of the forest.
You're not sure if it's going to come back... but you feel safer for now.

There's another sound, a behind you. You turn to see Doggy appear from a bush a few feet away from you. Oh. That's where he was.
He barks lightly once at you, and gestures with his paw. Looks like he's found something.
You follow as he trots off back towards the clearing.

When you reach the clearing, you see something you definitely didn't want to see. Neon is lying in a pool of blood in the open. He's definitely dead.
Ice is kneeling near a tree a short distance from him, and when you head over, you find Socks there too. Missing a good portion of his abdomen.

>>27470794
"You silly old men. Why are you not careful. You dont even know how to listen" start crying "Now i lost my source of chocolate."

>>27470794
Cont?

>>27470794
Socks opens his eyes as you approach. He's not quite dead yet. "Ah, there you are lass. I was wondering where you'd got to."

Ice looks up at you too, "I heard the gunfire. Did you kill the other one, too?"

"No," you respond, "but it seems like it ran away."

"Heh. Good job, lass. You've got the makings of a real survivor," Socks wheezes at you, before coughing blood up over his chest. "That's good enough for now. Listen close. It's just you and Ice now, the rest are dead and I'm a goner soon enough. Stick with Ice 'til you get to the bar. You should be fine from there even without us." You nod quietly, not wanting to interrupt his last words with your thoughts.
"And Ice," he perks up as Socks addresses him, "it's not your fault. It's mine. I made the call to come here, I made the call for you to run, I made the call to attack." His voice is fading by the second. "You did the right thing. Now get that girl to safety. I feel like- like she's gunna be important... to the Zone..."
He stops talking. He stops breathing. He stops living.

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>>27470921
Shake him a bit. "It's not nap time yet."

>>27470921
"Well, no use sitting around here," Ice states calmly, even as he gently closes Socks' eyes. "We should probably snag anything we might need from the dead, but to be honest, Walrus had almost all of our stuff and I have no idea where he is." He leaves Socks where he is, but he does take a moment to rifle through Neon's pockets for the detector. "Here, girl. You can have this. I've got no use for it."

You stay standing next to Socks' corpse as Ice starts to walk away. "Girl. Are you coming?"

[ ]Stay here a while.
[ ]Loot the dead.
[ ]Go with him.

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>>27471028
this now >>27470857

Rolled 20

>>27471028
>[ ]Loot the dead.

Aquire more chocolate.

>>27471028
Stay here a while.

>>27471028
Do we still have the anomaly thing? If not, locate that thing first.

>>27471028
>[x]Stay here a while.
"I'll stay for a bit if that's ok."

>>27471045
We graverobber now...

>>27471066
Just realized the bloodsucker might come back if we stay.

>>27471028
[ ]Stay here a while.

>>27471131
And that the guys at the bar are likely to shoot doggy when they see him

>>27471028
Is bloodied chocolate still delicious?
>[x] loot the dead

Vote for leaving. We need to protect our last human.

quick reminder that doggy likes meat
loot and leave

Do we still have the artifact? Any idea what it does?

>>27471028
You say nothing, and Ice shrugs before walking off into the trees without you.
You stay, staring at Socks. You'd almost think he was sleeping, if it wasn't for the vague impression of pain and terror etches into the corners of his expression, and the smattering of blood from his belly covering his entire body.

"Why?" you ask yourself as much as him. "Why do you always get killed? Why is it every time someone's nice to me, or gives me chocolate, you people always end up like this?"
You kick his leg, and he doesn't react. "It's not fair!"
You feel tears starting to trickle down your cheeks.
"It's not... fair..."

Doggy moves to your side, sniffs at the body, then looks to you in askance. When you don't respond after several seconds, he moves to tuck in to Socks' remains. You simply watch it happen.

>>27471183
Doggy needs a taste of human flesh to become an effective loli protector

>>27471193
>>27470516
I believe this would be a good time to get to work on that castle.

>>27471193
It doesn't take long for Doggy to lose interest in Socks, and he returns to your side to nuzzle your hand. That brings you out of your reverie. Thinking more practically, you yourself decide to tuck into Socks' corpse. More specifically, you run your hands over his pockets and loot a couple of useful tidbits, like a compass, a torch, and a couple of handgun magazines. You're not sure if they're actually useful to you, but they'll be useful to someone and you might be able to trade with them. You also check Neon's body, and find a bar of chocolate. All the gear on Neon is so torn to shreds or covered in blood that you doubt it would work.

Having finished looting what you need for the immediate future, you-

[DC15 Perception check]

Rolled 2

>>27471293
loli sees all.

Rolled 1

>>27471293
Chocolate find

Rolled 17

>>27471293

Rolled 4

>>27471293
uh oh

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>>27471328

Rolled 20

>>27471328
Ah fuck

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>>27471350
This oughta nullify it.. right? RIGHT?

>>27471328
>>27471350
What cruel irony.

Rolled 6

>>27471376
Indeed. I must go to sleep now. Really enjoying this quest OP.

>>27471328
-scream in pain and terror as what feels like a rack of knives digs itself into the small of your back, then runs up the length of your spine. You feel the ground disappear from beneath you, and the wind rush by your ears. As you connect with the ground again - accompanied by another type of pain - you hear Doggy barking.

It hurts.
You've landed staring up at the sky.
It hurts.
You can hear Doggy growling and barking angrily.
It hurts.
The sky seems to be darkening.
It hurts.
Something else is growling nearby.
It hurts.
You hear Doggy yelp in pain.
It hurts.
The growling is getting closer to you.
It hurts.
A silhouette blocks out the sun.
It hurts.
You feel a hand cradle your head as tentacles start feeling their way along your neck.
It hurts...

>>27471469
>Protip: If it's not dead, it probably still wants to eat you.

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>>27471469
>You hear Doggy yelp in pain.
There'll be blood!

>>27471469
A burst of noise.
It hurts!
The silhouette falls away with a squeal.
It hurts...!
The silhouette is replaced by another.
It hurts...
A gentler hand cradles your head now, and another under your knees.
It... hurts...
The world goes black.

[Interlude.]

>I need food. Back in an hour.

>>27471469
I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

>>27471523
Enjoy your meal

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>>27471523
>I need food. Back in an hour.
[waiting intensifies]

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>I return. Gimme a minute to write up the next bit.

>>27471523
You awake to a beard.
A grey one. It's hovering over you.
"Ah, you're awake." The beard greets you. It's rather disconcerting. "You're lucky I found you when I did." As your eyes start to get used to the dim lighting, you find yourself inside a wood cabin. "You've definitely got some lungs on you, though. I was a few hundred meters away from you and still heard it loud and clear."
The beard appears to be attached to a man. An old one. Your sense of smell is overwhelmed by an odor you just can't quite place. An almost overly sweet smell mixed in with one of rotting flesh and alcohol. You realize it's his breath.
"I found a lot of bodies with you, too. What on earth happened out there?"

>Your answer?

>>27472487
"Some sucker animals and tentacle monsters attacked."

i know what it sounds like, but thats what really happened

>>27472487
"something attacked us... but have you seen my Doggy?"

>>27472487
>'Nice old men gave me and doggy chocolate, big scary invisible suckers came and a-ate them.. Where is doggy? Who are you stinky beard man?'

>>27472487
"Something... some tentacle monsters attacked us," you answer him. "I know what that sounds like, but it's what really happened!" He smiles knowingly at you.
You look around. You're lying on a small bed in the corner of the cabin, with the old man sitting on a chair next to you. There's an open box medical supplies on the wooden table beside him, and in place of your shirt, you're currently wearing a whole lot of tightly-wrapped bandages around your torso. Above you, an extremely familiar head sporting red tentacles hangs from the wall on a trophy mount.

"In any case, you're lucky to get away with such minor wounds. Well, I say minor. I'd suggest you not move about too much for a few days. You're welcome to stay here but I don't have much to offer."

Outside the window, you see that it's well into dusk now. You probably wouldn't be able to get much done at any rate in the time left.

Then an important thought hits you. "Where is Doggy?" you ask him, earnestly.

Oh, your friend?" He crosses the room to open the door, and Doggy comes bouncing into the room and begins licking your face. "He wouldn't leave you alone, so I had to lock him outside while I treated you."

Next, you ask him about:

[ ]Ice.
[ ]the monsters.
[ ]the "artifact" you found.
[ ]Other.

>>27472693
Ice and the artifact.

>>27472693
the artifact

>>27472693
[x]the monsters

Also inquiry about our bag, we need our weapon ready for anything.

>>27472693
>[ ]the monsters.

>>27472693
the artifact

>>27472693
>[ ]the monsters.
>[ ]the "artifact" you found.

>>27472693
"Before those... things... turned up, I found this shiny ball. I think it's called an 'artifact'? Do you know what it is?"

"Hmm, I took the liberty of looking through your bag earlier. Yes I do recognize that particular artifact. I've not seen many of these around here." He reaches under the bed and pulls out your backpack. Opening it, he takes out the artifact, then hands the bag to you. It's heavier than you remember.
"This one is called a 'Night Star', and it will be incredibly useful to someone of your stature." He drops the ball into the bag; you brace your arms to catch the extra weight but instead, the entire bag becomes light as a feather when the artifact lands in it.
"The anomalous gravity around it will make all your supplies feel very light. These sorts of things are usually quite radioactive and dangerous, but I've added an extra compartment inside your pack that will absorb the radiation, so you don't have to worry about it. The lining is heavy, but with this treasure in there, you won't notice it at all."

Feeling strength returning to you, you swing your legs out of the bed and lightly touch the floorboards.

You also take the chance to ask him about:

[ ]who he is
[ ]the monsters.
[ ]where you are.
[ ]Other.

>>27472693
Chocolate

>>27472878
[ ]Other.

Give old stinky beard man a hug, and find out who this radiation wizard is.

>>27472878
>who he is

>>27472878
"thanks stinky-beard-man." hug him.
>[ ]the monsters.

>>27472878
>>27472895
I was late. But yea, chocolate. And water, because blood-loss makes you thirsty

>>27472878
[ x ]the monsters.

>>27472878
who is he?

>>27472878
"Thanks stinky-beard-man." You lean over and give him a hug.

"...stinky-beard-man...?"

"Well, you haven't even told me your name yet."

"Ah, well I'm Forester, the park ranger. I've been living here most of my life, looking after the area here. They told me I needed to leave after the incident in '86, but I wasn't going let anyone drive me from my home. Before the 'Zone', a day's work meant scaring off poachers. Nowadays, it means trying to look after them. I know everything there is to know about this area, and there isn't much I haven't seen in my time."
"So, that's who I am. What about you? Who are you and what are you doing here?"

>?

>>27473111
...
pretend to be amnesic?

>>27473111
"i was in the woods collecting shrooms, than those silly old men came, they gave me some chocolate and they were nice people so i was staying with them but after some things happened we were attacked by those animals and then i was collecting things from socks pockets and ice was gone then some tentacle thing attacked me from behind but doggy protected me and you came and i am here."
tell all these in exited little girl voice.
"Oh, do you have any chocolate?" If he doesnt then eat some from our backpack.

>>27473111
"Some mean people tried to steal me but I got away and went into the woods and then some nicer people found me and I ate a mushroom and things were funny but then things got less funny and I found the artifact and then monsters attacked us and then you found me and now I'm here."

Who was the person who was looking for us? Nimble?

>>27473111
"Well," you begin, "First I was in the woods, then I saw some mushrooms, so I was collecting those when some men came. They gave me some chocolate, and seemed like nice people so I stayed with them for a while." Your memory's a bit fuzzy on the next bit, but you remember the walking neon light. "But then some things happened and we got attacked by those monsters. Everyone died and Ice left while I was with Socks, so I started checking his pockets when the tentacle thing attacked me from behind. Doggy protected me and then you came and now I'm here," you beam at him.

"Hm. Well that sounds like quite the adventure you've had, but it doesn't answer the question of why you were out here at all, or where you're going."

"Where I'm going? Well Socks said I should go to "the bar" but I don't know where that is, so I thought I would just go wherever looks most fun next."

"Ah, well like I said: I know the area. If you do want to go anywhere, I'd be happy to take you. In fact, I'd agree with your friend Socks. The bar would be a safe place for you to rest up and recover. But either way, you're not going anywhere until the morning. You need to rest up to make sure your back doesn't open up again."

>>27473307
[ ]Call it a night.
[ ]Continue asking question.

>>27473322
[X]Continue asking question

What are those monsters?

>>27473322
>continue asking
>the monster(s)

>>27473152
I haven't a clue on how we ended up in the zone, so second.

>>27473322
Why can't I remember things?

Is it just me or is all the text on 4chan suddenly bolded?

>>27473401
It's only on text that was in the thread before you opened it. Posts that are getting made in this thread aren't bold to me, since I've had it open for a while.

>>27473401
That is a bold statement

>>27473322
ask why we dont remember anyrhing, unless we remember things.

>>27473416
It was normal, then I refreshed the page, and now everything in the threads (all the threads on all boards) is bolded.

I guess someone mucked up an update?

>>27473439
Moot is going to have his livestream. Look at the top of the page.

>>27473307
Nighty night

>>27473433
>>27473365
>>27473381

>I could, in detail, describe your childhood memories if you'd like? About your Russian mother and Japanese father, about your grandmother who sadly passed away a few years back, but you vividly remember the time spent with her, and her stories of living during the war.
>I could also tell you about how you had to try several times to run away from home since your father kept chasing you down. And you got picked up by military personnel several times as you were trying to find a way past the Cordon...
>But I figured that stuff would be boring and you'd prefer to start in the Zone?

>>27473513
one or two posts on that subject wouldnt be bad

>>27473513
See, I thought that since we had absolutely no backstory and didn't seem bothered by it, that meant there was something seriously off about us / it was important.

Just saying that a while ago would have been a very good idea.

>>27473520
agreed

>>27473322
"So what were those monsters?"

"The Bloodsuckers? Nasty beings. Ultimate hunters, those. Almost invisible to the naked eye when they choose to be. As far as I've seen, they're mostly only interested in feeding on humans. But not on their meat, only the blood. Hence the name. Those tentacles, they'll get you still and then use those to suck the life out of you."
"Like most mutants though, we have no idea where they came from or how they evolved. Just one day, after the first Emission, there was a bloodsucker. And now there are lots. Best way to deal with them is to spot them before they spot you, and then to make sure they have no reason to want to eat you."
He finishes his explanation, then glances at the clock. "Anyway, I've kept you up far too long already. You should get some rest. Don't worry, I'll wake you up nice and early, and we can get going to wherever it is you want to go."
At this, he gets up and leaves the room, closing the door behind him. Doggy hops up onto the bed and snuggles in next to you. There's not much else to do really, and you certainly are feeling tired.
And you get the distinct feeling that tomorrow is going to be a long day indeed.

[Part 4 End]

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Good thread, folks.
I'm getting excited now. We're getting close to starting the 'actual' story.

My life is going to be getting busy next week, so I may or may not have time for another thread on Friday night.

Updates will be available on the Twitter @Timeline_Guy, hopefully with at least 24 hours' notice.

Archives are updated,
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Loli%20STALKER

>>27473684
so, about that backstory...

Next time we need to ask about Ice.
He was a nice man.

>>27474225
I only just found the thread, but why the fuck didn't we? he was a nice friend

Rolled 18

And I'm awake. Why didn't we ask about Ice? First thing I vote we do at the bar after getting the guards not to shoot doggy is ask barman about Ice.

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>>27475505
Fuck Ice he just left us there.
He doesn't care about us.

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Freedom or Duty /tg/?

>>27476746
you act like we won't play both sides against each other and steal all their chocolate

>>27476649
well he asked if we were coming, and we just stood there doing nothing

>>27476827
If he's under strict orders to lead the lunatic loli back to his boss, why is he gonna leave her to head trip and space out when there are hostiles around?

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>>27476827
well if the old guy could hear use from so far away so could Ice. He couldn't mistake it because a little girl screaming isn't something you hear in the zone. Motherfucker just left us to die.

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>>27476907
because he is a stalker.

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we need bolts!

>>27476908
The Zone is a dangerous place comrade. Many things could happen.

>>27478734
when we find him, he better have more chocolate for us